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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:03 AM Author: ..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...
Jones v. Minkin
In September 2007, Prof. Jones was arrested and charged with solicitation of prostitution, after Miami police said that he offered $20 in exchange for sex to a woman who turned out to be an undercover cop. Of course, the story was irresistible to Above the Law, which delights in highlighting lawyers' most unlawyerly behavior. And so the blog ran numerous posts on Jones, dubbing him "The Nutty Professor" and posting the "incident report" on his arrest, on which it commented, "Note the tension between (1) Professor Jones’s pimpin’ ride, a Mercedes SL500, and (2) his alleged offer of a mere $20 to the 'undercover officer possing [sic] as a prostitute.'" It also ran a photocollage forwarded by a reader, which depicted Jones' face on a $20 bill and imagined him conversing with prostitutes. The charges were later dropped, and his record "expunged," reports the National Law Journal, and Jones remains on the Miami faculty.
But, of course, that is not the end of the story. Last week Jones, acting pro se, filed a complaint in federal court in Miami against ATL Founding Editor David Lat, as well as ATL's parent company and David Minkin, the parent's co-founder and publisher. The complaint includes three causes of action based on ATL's alleged insinuation that Jones had committed a crime, and on its posting of the photocollage: 1) false light; 2) invasion of privacy; 3) and copyright infringement, based on ATL's display of a photo of Jones.
http://copyrightsandcampaigns.blogspot.com/2009/11/law-professor-sues-above-law-blog-time.html
http://www.law.com/jsp/nlj/PubArticleNLJ.jsp?id=1202435125916&slreturn=1&hbxlogin=1
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162057) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:13 AM Author: ..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...
Did you read the blog post, listing the numerous ways in which Jones's pro se complaint could be dismissed?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162081) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:31 AM Author: ..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...
Pretty sure law profs don't have a fucking clue about what happens in a courtroom.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162127) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:41 AM Author: ..,.....,,,,,,,,.....,,.,.,,,,.,.,.,,,,,.,
dear god. how the hell did this guy become a law professor
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162942) |

Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:44 AM Author: football's not coming home
Let's post our favorite sentences. I'll start:
"This name calling, stereotyping is still displayed." (Preliminary Statement)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162962) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:52 AM Author: ..,.....,,,,,,,,.....,,.,.,,,,.,.,.,,,,,.,
"Plaintiff demands a trial by jury on all issues that are friable."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163012) |
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Date: November 4th, 2009 4:09 AM Author: ...,,.,.....,,..,..,..,.,,....,....,.
Capable of being easily crumbled or reduced to powder; pulverizable, crumbly.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13173289) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:03 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,.,.........,,,,,,,,,.,.,.
Incredible.
Also, I checked the original ATL posts out of curiosity, and they never refer to the incident report as an "arrest record."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163080) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2009 8:58 PM Author: ICE (2 time loser running out of juice)
Since you keep going on about the profession being broken and the ineptitude of students that are clearly beneath you, perhaps I should point out that not only "should" he send a letter, he is required to send a draft motion to counsel before filing. Therefore, your post is, at best, misleading, and at worst, a demonstration of your lack of knowledge about common rules of civil procedure.
FYI: A motion for sanctions must be made separately from any other motion and must describe the specific conduct that allegedly violates Rule 11(b). The motion must be served under Rule 5, but it must not be filed or be presented to the court if the challenged paper, claim, defense, contention, or denial is withdrawn or appropriately corrected within 21 days after service or within another time the court sets. If warranted, the court may award to the prevailing party the reasonable expenses, including attorney's fees, incurred for the motion.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13168273) |
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Date: November 4th, 2009 1:41 PM Author: cumslut
Exactly why go through the trouble of creating a draft motion when a letter can remedy the defect? All he is saying is you probably dont need a motion and the goal is not to waste several thousand of your clients dollars when a one page letter will likely suffice. You give opposing counsel like 5 days to remedy the defect and you put together you motion if you dont hear back from them.
Being that aggressive early on in litigation can backfire on you in more ways than one.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13175628)
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Date: November 4th, 2009 4:11 AM Author: ...,,.,.....,,..,..,..,.,,....,....,.
Awesome. It's like it was bablefished from Japanese.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13173297) |

Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:51 AM Author: football's not coming home
After the number of the paragraph and the start of the sentence, he uses no space, one space, and two spaces, seemingly whimsically.
At other times, he goes straight from the number to the first word, or uses a mother fucking comma -- seriously, I am not making this up -- after the number.
But, I wonder, is my criticism just a white man's failure to credit crit-punctuation?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163003) |

Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:58 AM Author: gayskunk, a sky gunk
"Barrack Obama"
"Enjoining ATL to remove all pictures..."
"Plaintiff demands a trial by jury on all issues that are friable"
This complaint must have been written in extreme haste.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163051) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:04 PM Author: ..,.....,,,,,,,,.....,,.,.,,,,.,.,.,,,,,.,
i can't imagine producing something so shitty even in my most extreme haste. the ONLY valid excuse would be rip-roaring drunkenness.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163089) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:04 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,.,.........,,,,,,,,,.,.,.
Abovethelaw.blog
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163091) |

Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:08 PM Author: football's not coming home
i particularly like creative use of commas. from paragraph 15:
"The articles ridiculing, name-calling and portraying Jones, as the embodiment of animalistic stereotypes served no legitimate purpose."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163117) |

Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:08 PM Author: Virgin Poster Paralyzed By Fear of Cuckoldry
Will someone not at work please email him a link to this thread?
djones@law.miami.edu
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163118)
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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:12 PM Author: Savage_Noble
I read the first paragraph and I'm amazed. His argument is basically "you're a RACIST!"
how typically black.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163155) |

Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:16 PM Author: Virgin Poster Paralyzed By Fear of Cuckoldry
"Venue is proper in this judicial district pursuant to 28 USC 13919(a)(2) . . . ."
Pretty sure this dood has never practiced law.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163179) |

Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:25 PM Author: ..,..,....,..,.,........,.,..,,...,,.....,
holy fuck. "this combines defamation, false light, invasion of privacy, and racism."
since when is racism a tort COA?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163262) |

Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:28 PM Author: football's not coming home
"Because we conclude that false light is largely duplicative of existing torts, but without the attendant protections of the First Amendment, we decline to recognize the tort...."
Jews for Jesus, Inc. v. Rapp, 997 So.2d 1098 (Fla. 2008)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163287) |

Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:29 PM Author: Virgin Poster Paralyzed By Fear of Cuckoldry
Dear Prof. Jones,
I hope you read this thread. After reading your complaint, I can see how this would survive an MTD, but you need to ask yourself where this is likely to end up.
Have you thought about what's going to happen when Lat takes the depositions of the arresting officers? Do you think they're gonna confirm your story, or are they gonna say you offered a female cop $20 for a CBJ? All of those transcripts are public documents, and if Lat wants to screw you, he can freely post them to ATL for everyone's perusal. You should count yourself lucky that the cops didn't pursue charges, and just lay low for a few years until this blows over.
P.S. Were you really forced to take the exit to the red light district by someone cutting you off? I can't imagine how that would happen. Please DESCRIBE the circumstances.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163288)
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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:41 PM Author: Virgin Poster Paralyzed By Fear of Cuckoldry
http://abovethelaw.com/d_marvin_jones/
It looks like the cops themselves described it as an "arrest." They say DMJ "engaged in conversation with undercover . . . during the conversation defendant attempted to offer $20.00 for sex from undercover officer possing as a prostitute."
See Professor, those depos are NOT going to be fun for you, whether your record was expunged or not.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163382) |

Date: November 3rd, 2009 1:03 PM Author: ..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...
Volokh suggests Rule 11 sanctions are appropriate: http://volokh.com/2009/11/03/prof-donald-jones-lawsuit-against-above-the-law/
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163552) |

Date: November 3rd, 2009 1:17 PM Author: To be fair
To be fair,
ITT: Everyone gets sued under the ancient common law action of "Trespass to a Professor's Ego"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163641) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2009 1:43 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,.,.........,,,,,,,,,.,.,.
Seems like he's bought his own bullshit, because THAT'S RACIST is his only "friable" cause of action.
And judging from this complaint, some poor lr staffer probably has to put in a shitload of work to get one of his articles into publishable shape.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163833) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2009 2:30 PM Author: ..,..,....,..,.,........,.,..,,...,,.....,
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13164168) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2009 2:20 PM Author: ..,.....,,,,,,,,.....,,.,.,,,,.,.,.,,,,,.,
the latter problem is only worse in the abstract. i would expect most prof's to write poor complaints, but the degree of suckitude in that complaint is unthinkable. this guy shouldn't even be a high school teacher for christ sake.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13164099) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2009 2:30 PM Author: ..,..,....,..,.,........,.,..,,...,,.....,
no, the problem is the guy apparently cannot type or proofread basic written english. also, the problem is he's a race-obsessed moron of the worst type. elie mystal levels of race-obsession with this dude.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13164166) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2009 3:50 PM Author: TwisterFan
This is what I've been hoping for.
Lat should let Elie write on this topic and go out in a supernova. Elie trying to support this guy's legal arguments while simultaneously accusing the police of being racist would possibly lead to the best comments in ATL history.
It'd also let Lat finally pull the plug on Elie.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13164790) |
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Date: November 4th, 2009 4:19 AM Author: ...,,.,.....,,..,..,..,.,,....,....,.
tellmemore about kerea
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13173328) |
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Date: November 4th, 2009 1:52 PM Author: ..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...
It's only because ATL can't "discuss" the case, so he's driving traffic here to "discuss" it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13175712) |

Date: November 4th, 2009 3:00 PM Author: ..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...
Case voluntarily dismissed without prejudice. He may find a real attorney to refile. Randazza helped Lat out.
http://abovethelaw.com/2009/11/breaking_jones_v_minkin_dismis.php
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13176234) |
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Date: November 4th, 2009 3:04 PM Author: ..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...
ya think? he's uppity for a barry prof.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13176264) |
Date: November 4th, 2009 7:59 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.....,.,.,,,.,.,.
LOL
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13179081) |
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