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Miami prof sues Lat, Above the Law ATL for prostitution coverage

Jones v. Minkin In September 2007, Prof. Jones was arrested...
..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...  11/03/09
lol Jones is about to pwn them
Abbot Saxtus  11/03/09
or not
and, of course, the Squirrels.  11/03/09
i take that back. if i was a judge reading that pleading, i'...
Abbot Saxtus  11/03/09
Did you read the blog post, listing the numerous ways in whi...
..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...  11/03/09
Did Jones write the complaint on construction paper with a f...
Ejaculated Vistas Await No Aliens  11/03/09
Pretty sure law profs don't have a fucking clue about what h...
..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...  11/03/09
For the most part this is true. Most law professors would be...
steve  11/03/09
Except for the civ pro guys. They would fucking pwn you with...
froodfrood  11/03/09
This is true.
catsanddogs590  11/03/09
The problem is to be a litigator you need to know both the c...
steve  11/03/09
That's why I said shitty motions. You can have all the evide...
froodfrood  11/03/09
you arent a lawyer
Pecos  11/04/09
he writes articles such as "Darkness Made Visible: Law,...
ibr4lyfe  11/03/09
That horribly written complaint should be more embarrassing ...
Oral_Roberts, RIP  11/03/09
Before I read it, I expected to respond to your post by sayi...
Ejaculated Vistas Await No Aliens  11/03/09
It sounds like he didn't even read the ATL posts in question...
froodfrood  11/03/09
I seriously hope ATL mocks the complaint if it has the balls...
Oral_Roberts, RIP  11/03/09
The ATL posts disclaimed all sorts of shit. The plaintiff du...
froodfrood  11/03/09
Lol. the first paragraph break is midway down the third p...
IronMonkey  11/03/09
lol @ "Barrack Obama."
froodfrood  11/03/09
This. A black law professor mispelling the (black) Presiden...
...,,,  11/03/09
...of his life
and, of course, the Squirrels.  11/03/09
He brings up the president? WTF?
steve  11/03/09
Apparently, David Lat is a gay man who hates blacks.
froodfrood  11/03/09
holy shit, did you read that complaint? by a *tenured* prof...
football's not coming home  11/03/09
Now imagine how TTT the student work product is out of a sch...
steve  11/03/09
Student product is probably fine.
Duke Sigmund Igthorn  11/03/09
You must go to a TTT. I bet the average UM law student would...
steve  11/03/09
What a truly bizarre conclusion to draw.
Duke Sigmund Igthorn  11/03/09
Agreed. This person is not a law student.
NIL  11/03/09
what would be the reaction of a true Ph.D in the humanities ...
football's not coming home  11/03/09
This complaint is truly a disgrace, and I am not even talkin...
Duke Sigmund Igthorn  11/03/09
OK, I will go that far. If he steps forward and says that o...
football's not coming home  11/03/09
dear god. how the hell did this guy become a law professor
..,.....,,,,,,,,.....,,.,.,,,,.,.,.,,,,,.,  11/03/09
[cough cough] look at the title of his articles. draw your...
football's not coming home  11/03/09
P.S. The professor pro se litigant was Albert Einstein
United Against a Nuclear Latham  11/03/09
do you enjoy making things die?
Anon2LLLLLL  11/04/09
"learn to spell the president's name in the first fucki...
IronMonkey  11/03/09
Let's post our favorite sentences. I'll start: "Thi...
football's not coming home  11/03/09
I dont know what's worse, S&C missing a death penalty ap...
steve  11/03/09
Just eliminate all schools below T20
Mr. Magic  11/03/09
the S&C lawyers went to elite schools. so did the prof (...
aixelsyd  11/04/09
"Plaintiff demands a trial by jury on all issues that a...
..,.....,,,,,,,,.....,,.,.,,,,.,.,.,,,,,.,  11/03/09
lulz. btw, friable is a real word. it means something like...
football's not coming home  11/03/09
Capable of being easily crumbled or reduced to powder; pulve...
...,,.,.....,,..,..,..,.,,....,....,.  11/04/09
and he wants 44 million dollars!
steve  11/03/09
Incredible. Also, I checked the original ATL posts out of ...
,,,,,,,,.,.........,,,,,,,,,.,.,.  11/03/09
So, you're saying that Rule 11 is in play? I think it is, b...
football's not coming home  11/03/09
You can amend pleadings basically as of right once in virtua...
steve  11/03/09
Since you keep going on about the profession being broken an...
ICE  11/03/09
Exactly why go through the trouble of creating a draft motio...
cumslut  11/04/09
Awesome. It's like it was bablefished from Japanese.
...,,.,.....,,..,..,..,.,,....,....,.  11/04/09
wow. wtf.
Takes your Cash d00d (Gape)  11/03/09
After the number of the paragraph and the start of the sente...
football's not coming home  11/03/09
u sir, r a racist. ur not taking into account the EXPERIENCE...
Takes your Cash d00d (Gape)  11/03/09
i, will start using; crit-punc myself .
football's not coming home  11/03/09
this complaint is just one big homage to e.e. cummings, bro.
Anon2LLLLLL  11/04/09
"Barrack Obama" "Enjoining ATL to remove a...
gayskunk, a sky gunk  11/03/09
i can't imagine producing something so shitty even in my mos...
..,.....,,,,,,,,.....,,.,.,,,,.,.,.,,,,,.,  11/03/09
Abovethelaw.blog
,,,,,,,,.,.........,,,,,,,,,.,.,.  11/03/09
he accuses Lat of trying to "re-rout" traffic on t...
football's not coming home  11/03/09
i particularly like creative use of commas. from paragraph 1...
football's not coming home  11/03/09
Will someone not at work please email him a link to this thr...
Virgin Poster Paralyzed By Fear of Cuckoldry  11/03/09
A+++++++++++ this needs to happen
and, of course, the Squirrels.  11/03/09
2nd
hhhhhh111  11/03/09
paragraph 26: random capitalization of the word "Crimin...
football's not coming home  11/03/09
I read the first paragraph and I'm amazed. His argument is ...
Savage_Noble  11/03/09
racist.
aXXo  11/03/09
"Venue is proper in this judicial district pursuant to ...
Virgin Poster Paralyzed By Fear of Cuckoldry  11/03/09
is 13919 the zip code for miami?
football's not coming home  11/03/09
It's the affirmative action statute set forth in O'Connor's ...
ICE  11/03/09
i've emailed him this thread.
aixelsyd  11/03/09
tyty
Savage_Noble  11/03/09
Really?
Virgin Poster Paralyzed By Fear of Cuckoldry  11/03/09
yep. I mentioned that the document contains numerous grammat...
aixelsyd  11/03/09
You should have also included a link to FRCP 15(a)(1).
Virgin Poster Paralyzed By Fear of Cuckoldry  11/03/09
let's not give him any bright ideas
./...;;.....;..'.....;....,,.,.,.,.  11/03/09
I like him.
Virgin Poster Paralyzed By Fear of Cuckoldry  11/03/09
I wonder if the prof. will perform as admirably as Italian S...
subhuman meat-calculator  11/03/09
lawsuit #2-->> your chariot awaits!
and, of course, the Squirrels.  11/03/09
holy fuck. "this combines defamation, false light, inva...
..,..,....,..,.,........,.,..,,...,,.....,  11/03/09
At any rate he waived it by not pleading that all of the ele...
Notorious Bespoke Playstation 3 Master Man  11/03/09
since right motherfucking now, mang
and, of course, the Squirrels.  11/03/09
"Because we conclude that false light is largely duplic...
football's not coming home  11/03/09
awesome
./...;;.....;..'.....;....,,.,.,.,.  11/03/09
if i were a law prof and wanted to sue people, i'd ask my fe...
aXXo  11/03/09
i don't disagree, but are you suggesting that a tenured law ...
football's not coming home  11/03/09
nah, that he should have at least asked his colleagues to do...
aXXo  11/03/09
good point. he could have handed a draft to a homeless wo...
football's not coming home  11/03/09
absolutely. At least if the complaint is in an area (or are...
./...;;.....;..'.....;....,,.,.,.,.  11/03/09
180
catsanddogs590  11/03/09
Dear Prof. Jones, I hope you read this thread. After rea...
Virgin Poster Paralyzed By Fear of Cuckoldry  11/03/09
and then had to take a side street after exiting . . . .
football's not coming home  11/03/09
http://abovethelaw.com/d_marvin_jones/ It looks like the ...
Virgin Poster Paralyzed By Fear of Cuckoldry  11/03/09
will he dismiss and say the whole point was simply to clear ...
football's not coming home  11/03/09
That's the only thing to do at this point. And change his I...
Virgin Poster Paralyzed By Fear of Cuckoldry  11/03/09
and co-author a book with professor gates?
football's not coming home  11/03/09
actually, on the 836 it's very easy to hit the ghetto becaus...
MoreDoughHi (ret.)  11/03/09
d marvin jones is a cool guy. not sure if he's a good profes...
MoreDoughHi (ret.)  11/03/09
does he teach core courses, or just crit race?
football's not coming home  11/03/09
FYI, Minkins is NOT the "the Registrar" of AboveTh...
IronMonkey  11/03/09
Volokh suggests Rule 11 sanctions are appropriate: http://vo...
..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...  11/03/09
That shit never gets granted.
Ejaculated Vistas Await No Aliens  11/03/09
To be fair, ITT: Everyone gets sued under the ancient com...
To be fair  11/03/09
his complaint is shitty, but his articles place pretty highl...
The Best Man Ever Who Happens to be Black  11/03/09
Seems like he's bought his own bullshit, because THAT'S RACI...
,,,,,,,,.,.........,,,,,,,,,.,.,.  11/03/09
"And judging from this complaint, some poor lr staffer ...
The Best Man Ever Who Happens to be Black  11/03/09
My profs in our law school (top 3) wrote, edited and submitt...
Mr. Magic  11/03/09
Sure *I* can't see the Emperor's clothes, but those tailors ...
IronMonkey  11/03/09
...
..,..,....,..,.,........,.,..,,...,,.....,  11/03/09
the problem here is not that his complaint was terrible; alm...
The Best Man Ever Who Happens to be Black  11/03/09
the latter problem is only worse in the abstract. i would ex...
..,.....,,,,,,,,.....,,.,.,,,,.,.,.,,,,,.,  11/03/09
no, the problem is the guy apparently cannot type or proofre...
..,..,....,..,.,........,.,..,,...,,.....,  11/03/09
This guy makes mystal look like david duke. His writing make...
hhhhhh111  11/03/09
Going beyond the legal issues, though, the complaint just bu...
./...;;.....;..'.....;....,,.,.,.,.  11/03/09
Too bad Elie has to keep his mouth shut. It would be AWESOM...
The myth of heterosexual AIDS  11/03/09
This is what I've been hoping for. Lat should let Elie wr...
TwisterFan  11/03/09
...
Levi-Civita symbol  11/03/09
...
Mike Yanagita  11/03/09
i've seen some horribly drafted complaints in my lifetime. t...
aixelsyd  11/03/09
It will be interesting to see if he can come up with a non-f...
hhhhhh111  11/03/09
I've seen much worse, but they are usually only present in s...
ICE  11/03/09
tellmemore about kerea
...,,.,.....,,..,..,..,.,,....,....,.  11/04/09
he should've asked his research assistant to proof it
....,,, ..,, ... ..  11/04/09
Lat enjoyed this thread so much, he linked it on ATL.
Duke Sigmund Igthorn  11/04/09
It's only because ATL can't "discuss" the case, so...
..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...  11/04/09
He rarely links us, so he must just enjoy the pwnage laid ou...
Duke Sigmund Igthorn  11/04/09
Case voluntarily dismissed without prejudice. He may find a...
..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...  11/04/09
randazza can be self-righteous at times.
aixelsyd  11/04/09
ya think? he's uppity for a barry prof.
..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...  11/04/09
Yeah, I can be. i think that anyone who deeply believes in ...
Randazza  11/08/09
congrats on the Glen Beck case dooder
Oral_Roberts, RIP  11/08/09
I don't normally make comments like this, but it's pretty cl...
Virgin Poster Paralyzed By Fear of Cuckoldry  11/04/09
LOL
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.....,.,.,,,.,.,.  11/04/09


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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:03 AM
Author: ..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...

Jones v. Minkin

In September 2007, Prof. Jones was arrested and charged with solicitation of prostitution, after Miami police said that he offered $20 in exchange for sex to a woman who turned out to be an undercover cop. Of course, the story was irresistible to Above the Law, which delights in highlighting lawyers' most unlawyerly behavior. And so the blog ran numerous posts on Jones, dubbing him "The Nutty Professor" and posting the "incident report" on his arrest, on which it commented, "Note the tension between (1) Professor Jones’s pimpin’ ride, a Mercedes SL500, and (2) his alleged offer of a mere $20 to the 'undercover officer possing [sic] as a prostitute.'" It also ran a photocollage forwarded by a reader, which depicted Jones' face on a $20 bill and imagined him conversing with prostitutes. The charges were later dropped, and his record "expunged," reports the National Law Journal, and Jones remains on the Miami faculty.

But, of course, that is not the end of the story. Last week Jones, acting pro se, filed a complaint in federal court in Miami against ATL Founding Editor David Lat, as well as ATL's parent company and David Minkin, the parent's co-founder and publisher. The complaint includes three causes of action based on ATL's alleged insinuation that Jones had committed a crime, and on its posting of the photocollage: 1) false light; 2) invasion of privacy; 3) and copyright infringement, based on ATL's display of a photo of Jones.

http://copyrightsandcampaigns.blogspot.com/2009/11/law-professor-sues-above-law-blog-time.html

http://www.law.com/jsp/nlj/PubArticleNLJ.jsp?id=1202435125916&slreturn=1&hbxlogin=1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162057)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:06 AM
Author: Abbot Saxtus

lol Jones is about to pwn them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162062)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:11 AM
Author: and, of course, the Squirrels.

or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162077)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:56 PM
Author: Abbot Saxtus

i take that back. if i was a judge reading that pleading, i'd be insulted. it was obviously not read over even once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163497)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:13 AM
Author: ..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...

Did you read the blog post, listing the numerous ways in which Jones's pro se complaint could be dismissed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162081)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:31 AM
Author: Ejaculated Vistas Await No Aliens

Did Jones write the complaint on construction paper with a fat gold crayon?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162125)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:31 AM
Author: ..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...

Pretty sure law profs don't have a fucking clue about what happens in a courtroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162127)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 10:39 AM
Author: steve

For the most part this is true. Most law professors would be third rate litigators if they actually had to practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162472)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 10:57 AM
Author: froodfrood ( )

Except for the civ pro guys. They would fucking pwn you with shitty memos asserting bizarre motions that you eventually will fuck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162603)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:46 AM
Author: catsanddogs590

This is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162973)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:54 AM
Author: steve

The problem is to be a litigator you need to know both the civ pro and the evidence rules and civ pro professors tend to have only half of that knowledge. Most havent practiced in decades and forgot all the evidence stuff. You lose it if you dont use it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163025)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:19 PM
Author: froodfrood ( )

That's why I said shitty motions. You can have all the evidence you want but the fuckers will probably get it kicked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163208)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 6:09 AM
Author: Pecos

you arent a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13173471)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:26 AM
Author: ibr4lyfe

he writes articles such as "Darkness Made Visible: Law, Metaphor, and the Racial Self" and drives a 100k car. system is broke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162113)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:31 AM
Author: Oral_Roberts, RIP

That horribly written complaint should be more embarrassing to UM than the original incident with police.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162123)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:35 AM
Author: Ejaculated Vistas Await No Aliens

Before I read it, I expected to respond to your post by saying that pleadings are the one place where you can write like shit and get away with it.

But after reading that festering shit pile, I agree that UM should be deeply embarrassed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162136)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:40 AM
Author: froodfrood ( )

It sounds like he didn't even read the ATL posts in question. Or he's hoping the judge and jury never reads the posts in question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162149)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 10:02 AM
Author: Oral_Roberts, RIP

I seriously hope ATL mocks the complaint if it has the balls to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162223)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 10:30 AM
Author: froodfrood ( )

The ATL posts disclaimed all sorts of shit. The plaintiff dude is all like "my professional name by which I'm known to all is X and THEY USED MY PROFESSIONAL NAME!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162406)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:58 PM
Author: IronMonkey

Lol.

the first paragraph break is midway down the third page.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163508)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:39 AM
Author: froodfrood ( )

lol @ "Barrack Obama."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162148)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:46 AM
Author: ...,,,

This. A black law professor mispelling the (black) President's name in an opening paragraph of a Complaint filed in federal court... should be grounds for instant termination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162167)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:50 AM
Author: and, of course, the Squirrels.

...of his life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162179)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 10:41 AM
Author: steve

He brings up the president? WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162490)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 10:56 AM
Author: froodfrood ( )

Apparently, David Lat is a gay man who hates blacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162599)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:36 AM
Author: football's not coming home

holy shit, did you read that complaint? by a *tenured* professor of law? learn how to use a comma, don't misplace your modifiers, clarify what the pronoun means. learn to spell the president's name in the first fucking paragraph.

what a god damn embarrassment. miami people, what do we know about this guy?

http://abovethelaw.com/2009/11/03/Jones%20v%20Minkin%20complaint%20Donald%20Jones%20David%20Minkin%20David%20Lat%20Dead%20Horse%20Media.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162904)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:38 AM
Author: steve

Now imagine how TTT the student work product is out of a school ranked that low!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162916)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:39 AM
Author: Duke Sigmund Igthorn (sorry judge)

Student product is probably fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162928)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:45 AM
Author: steve

You must go to a TTT. I bet the average UM law student would miss half the mistakes in this pleading if not more. This says all that needs to be said about the state of our profession today.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162966)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:05 PM
Author: Duke Sigmund Igthorn (sorry judge)

What a truly bizarre conclusion to draw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163096)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: NIL

Agreed. This person is not a law student.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13166005)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:41 AM
Author: football's not coming home

what would be the reaction of a true Ph.D in the humanities at Miami, who's fighting for tenure at a fraction of Professor Jones's salary? Jones publishes a raft of absolute crap "crit" papers that have added nothing to the intellectual world. I presume that he cannot teach a real subject worth a damn. Any students from Miami out there?

if that complaint were handed in by a summer associate, it would damage the law student's career. it might cost her a permanent offer. but i guess it's good enough for tenure at Miami.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162937)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:39 AM
Author: Duke Sigmund Igthorn (sorry judge)

This complaint is truly a disgrace, and I am not even talking about fucking typos. Apparently, he really believes that statements such as "Or Donald Marvin Jones." are sentences. This complaint is truly truly terrible. I hope he wrote it while completely intoxicated and then put it in a mailbox to the court for fling, forgetting that he had done so and leaving him no opportunity for sober reflection. It is the only excuse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162926)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:42 AM
Author: football's not coming home

OK, I will go that far. If he steps forward and says that over a weekend of heavy drinking he wrote this just to vent his anger and can't even remember filing it, I would forgive him and buy him another drink. Otherwise, he needs to turn in his tenure and get a real job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162949)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:41 AM
Author: ..,.....,,,,,,,,.....,,.,.,,,,.,.,.,,,,,.,

dear god. how the hell did this guy become a law professor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162942)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:01 PM
Author: football's not coming home

[cough cough] look at the title of his articles. draw your own conclusions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163072)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:36 PM
Author: United Against a Nuclear Latham

P.S.

The professor pro se litigant was Albert Einstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163347)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 12:24 PM
Author: Anon2LLLLLL

do you enjoy making things die?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13174923)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 1:04 PM
Author: IronMonkey

"learn to spell the president's name in the first fucking paragraph."

To be fair, the first paragraph is 2 pages longe. Bound to be a typo in there somehwere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163555)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:44 AM
Author: football's not coming home

Let's post our favorite sentences. I'll start:

"This name calling, stereotyping is still displayed." (Preliminary Statement)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162962)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:52 AM
Author: steve

I dont know what's worse, S&C missing a death penalty appeal deadline or this. This profession is totally broken.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163009)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 5:54 PM
Author: Mr. Magic

Just eliminate all schools below T20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13166082)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 4:12 AM
Author: aixelsyd

the S&C lawyers went to elite schools. so did the prof (i believe).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13173303)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:52 AM
Author: ..,.....,,,,,,,,.....,,.,.,,,,.,.,.,,,,,.,

"Plaintiff demands a trial by jury on all issues that are friable."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163012)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:55 AM
Author: football's not coming home

lulz. btw, friable is a real word. it means something like "crumbly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163031)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 4:09 AM
Author: ...,,.,.....,,..,..,..,.,,....,....,.

Capable of being easily crumbled or reduced to powder; pulverizable, crumbly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13173289)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:55 AM
Author: steve

and he wants 44 million dollars!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163032)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:03 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,.,.........,,,,,,,,,.,.,.

Incredible.

Also, I checked the original ATL posts out of curiosity, and they never refer to the incident report as an "arrest record."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163080)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:05 PM
Author: football's not coming home

So, you're saying that Rule 11 is in play? I think it is, because one site showed that the tort was emphatically rejected by the Florida Supreme Court within the last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163093)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 2:22 PM
Author: steve

You can amend pleadings basically as of right once in virtually every jurisdiction. A mistake in a pleading like that typically doesnt get you sanctions unless you really piss off the judge or cost the other side a lot of money. Usually the lawyer gets a chance to amend if its early in the case and there has been no real prejudice. Opposing counsel should just call him on the phone and send a letter saying "ammend your pleading or I will file for sanctions" and cite that case. Courts dont like using Rule 11. And the court will question how a motion under Rule 11 is more cost effective than a one paragraph letter to the other side.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13164115)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: ICE (2 time loser running out of juice)

Since you keep going on about the profession being broken and the ineptitude of students that are clearly beneath you, perhaps I should point out that not only "should" he send a letter, he is required to send a draft motion to counsel before filing. Therefore, your post is, at best, misleading, and at worst, a demonstration of your lack of knowledge about common rules of civil procedure.

FYI: A motion for sanctions must be made separately from any other motion and must describe the specific conduct that allegedly violates Rule 11(b). The motion must be served under Rule 5, but it must not be filed or be presented to the court if the challenged paper, claim, defense, contention, or denial is withdrawn or appropriately corrected within 21 days after service or within another time the court sets. If warranted, the court may award to the prevailing party the reasonable expenses, including attorney's fees, incurred for the motion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13168273)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 1:41 PM
Author: cumslut

Exactly why go through the trouble of creating a draft motion when a letter can remedy the defect? All he is saying is you probably dont need a motion and the goal is not to waste several thousand of your clients dollars when a one page letter will likely suffice. You give opposing counsel like 5 days to remedy the defect and you put together you motion if you dont hear back from them.

Being that aggressive early on in litigation can backfire on you in more ways than one.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13175628)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 4:11 AM
Author: ...,,.,.....,,..,..,..,.,,....,....,.

Awesome. It's like it was bablefished from Japanese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13173297)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:50 AM
Author: Takes your Cash d00d (Gape)

wow. wtf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13162994)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:51 AM
Author: football's not coming home

After the number of the paragraph and the start of the sentence, he uses no space, one space, and two spaces, seemingly whimsically.

At other times, he goes straight from the number to the first word, or uses a mother fucking comma -- seriously, I am not making this up -- after the number.

But, I wonder, is my criticism just a white man's failure to credit crit-punctuation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163003)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:53 AM
Author: Takes your Cash d00d (Gape)

u sir, r a racist. ur not taking into account the EXPERIENCE AND BACKGROUND of the writer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163015)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:55 AM
Author: football's not coming home

i, will start using; crit-punc myself .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163035)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 12:27 PM
Author: Anon2LLLLLL

this complaint is just one big homage to e.e. cummings, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13174947)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:58 AM
Author: gayskunk, a sky gunk

"Barrack Obama"

"Enjoining ATL to remove all pictures..."

"Plaintiff demands a trial by jury on all issues that are friable"

This complaint must have been written in extreme haste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163051)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:04 PM
Author: ..,.....,,,,,,,,.....,,.,.,,,,.,.,.,,,,,.,

i can't imagine producing something so shitty even in my most extreme haste. the ONLY valid excuse would be rip-roaring drunkenness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163089)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:04 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,.,.........,,,,,,,,,.,.,.

Abovethelaw.blog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163091)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 11:58 AM
Author: football's not coming home

he accuses Lat of trying to "re-rout" traffic on teh internets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163059)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:08 PM
Author: football's not coming home

i particularly like creative use of commas. from paragraph 15:

"The articles ridiculing, name-calling and portraying Jones, as the embodiment of animalistic stereotypes served no legitimate purpose."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163117)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:08 PM
Author: Virgin Poster Paralyzed By Fear of Cuckoldry

Will someone not at work please email him a link to this thread?

djones@law.miami.edu



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163118)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 5:59 PM
Author: and, of course, the Squirrels.

A+++++++++++ this needs to happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13166119)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 6:34 PM
Author: hhhhhh111

2nd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13166504)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:11 PM
Author: football's not coming home

paragraph 26: random capitalization of the word "Criminal." but do you think that he's just going with mid-1700s style on that? if so, i deeply apologize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163144)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:12 PM
Author: Savage_Noble

I read the first paragraph and I'm amazed. His argument is basically "you're a RACIST!"

how typically black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163155)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:17 PM
Author: aXXo

racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163195)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:16 PM
Author: Virgin Poster Paralyzed By Fear of Cuckoldry

"Venue is proper in this judicial district pursuant to 28 USC 13919(a)(2) . . . ."

Pretty sure this dood has never practiced law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163179)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:17 PM
Author: football's not coming home

is 13919 the zip code for miami?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163193)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:00 PM
Author: ICE (2 time loser running out of juice)

It's the affirmative action statute set forth in O'Connor's opinion in the U of M case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13168298)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:18 PM
Author: aixelsyd

i've emailed him this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163197)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:19 PM
Author: Savage_Noble

tyty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163209)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:20 PM
Author: Virgin Poster Paralyzed By Fear of Cuckoldry

Really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163215)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:23 PM
Author: aixelsyd

yep. I mentioned that the document contains numerous grammatical and spelling errors, and that it's currently being discussed on this site

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163232)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:30 PM
Author: Virgin Poster Paralyzed By Fear of Cuckoldry

You should have also included a link to FRCP 15(a)(1).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163296)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:36 PM
Author: ./...;;.....;..'.....;....,,.,.,.,.

let's not give him any bright ideas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163342)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:46 PM
Author: Virgin Poster Paralyzed By Fear of Cuckoldry

I like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163425)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:23 PM
Author: subhuman meat-calculator

I wonder if the prof. will perform as admirably as Italian Stallion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163235)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 6:00 PM
Author: and, of course, the Squirrels.

lawsuit #2-->> your chariot awaits!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13166125)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:25 PM
Author: ..,..,....,..,.,........,.,..,,...,,.....,

holy fuck. "this combines defamation, false light, invasion of privacy, and racism."

since when is racism a tort COA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163262)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:54 PM
Author: Notorious Bespoke Playstation 3 Master Man

At any rate he waived it by not pleading that all of the elements of racism were met.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163483)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 6:00 PM
Author: and, of course, the Squirrels.

since right motherfucking now, mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13166128)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:28 PM
Author: football's not coming home

"Because we conclude that false light is largely duplicative of existing torts, but without the attendant protections of the First Amendment, we decline to recognize the tort...."

Jews for Jesus, Inc. v. Rapp, 997 So.2d 1098 (Fla. 2008)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163287)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:31 PM
Author: ./...;;.....;..'.....;....,,.,.,.,.

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163306)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:37 PM
Author: aXXo

if i were a law prof and wanted to sue people, i'd ask my fellow profs for help, precisely to avoid mistakes like overlooking stuff like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163357)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:39 PM
Author: football's not coming home

i don't disagree, but are you suggesting that a tenured law professor should assume that he's incompetent to draft a basic complaint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163362)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:43 PM
Author: aXXo

nah, that he should have at least asked his colleagues to do a once-over to catch any huge problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163398)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:44 PM
Author: football's not coming home

good point.

he could have handed a draft to a homeless woman living out of a garbage bin and the text would have been improved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163411)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:52 PM
Author: ./...;;.....;..'.....;....,,.,.,.,.

absolutely. At least if the complaint is in an area (or areas) of law where you lack even rudimentary knowledge.

Or, if you insist on drafting it yourself, running it by at least one person who has local expertise in that area. I bet that any plaintiff's attorney in the state who even remotely deals with tort law knew of the case and could tell the prof to at least drop that claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163471)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:39 PM
Author: catsanddogs590

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163366)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:29 PM
Author: Virgin Poster Paralyzed By Fear of Cuckoldry

Dear Prof. Jones,

I hope you read this thread. After reading your complaint, I can see how this would survive an MTD, but you need to ask yourself where this is likely to end up.

Have you thought about what's going to happen when Lat takes the depositions of the arresting officers? Do you think they're gonna confirm your story, or are they gonna say you offered a female cop $20 for a CBJ? All of those transcripts are public documents, and if Lat wants to screw you, he can freely post them to ATL for everyone's perusal. You should count yourself lucky that the cops didn't pursue charges, and just lay low for a few years until this blows over.

P.S. Were you really forced to take the exit to the red light district by someone cutting you off? I can't imagine how that would happen. Please DESCRIBE the circumstances.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163288)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:33 PM
Author: football's not coming home

and then had to take a side street after exiting . . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163321)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:41 PM
Author: Virgin Poster Paralyzed By Fear of Cuckoldry

http://abovethelaw.com/d_marvin_jones/

It looks like the cops themselves described it as an "arrest." They say DMJ "engaged in conversation with undercover . . . during the conversation defendant attempted to offer $20.00 for sex from undercover officer possing as a prostitute."

See Professor, those depos are NOT going to be fun for you, whether your record was expunged or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163382)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:42 PM
Author: football's not coming home

will he dismiss and say the whole point was simply to clear his name through the filing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163392)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:47 PM
Author: Virgin Poster Paralyzed By Fear of Cuckoldry

That's the only thing to do at this point. And change his IRL moniker to D.M. Jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163437)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:48 PM
Author: football's not coming home

and co-author a book with professor gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163450)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: MoreDoughHi (ret.)

actually, on the 836 it's very easy to hit the ghetto because the right lanes all turn to exit off ramps as you get near downtown and if you forget to exit the highway it dead ends in overtown. that's the one believable part, even though clearly he wanted some head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163490)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 12:50 PM
Author: MoreDoughHi (ret.)

d marvin jones is a cool guy. not sure if he's a good professor but i've talked with him and he's pretty witty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163461)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 1:03 PM
Author: football's not coming home

does he teach core courses, or just crit race?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163547)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 1:01 PM
Author: IronMonkey

FYI, Minkins is NOT the "the Registrar" of AboveTheLaw.com.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163526)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 1:03 PM
Author: ..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...

Volokh suggests Rule 11 sanctions are appropriate: http://volokh.com/2009/11/03/prof-donald-jones-lawsuit-against-above-the-law/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163552)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 2:38 PM
Author: Ejaculated Vistas Await No Aliens

That shit never gets granted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13164227)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 1:17 PM
Author: To be fair

To be fair,

ITT: Everyone gets sued under the ancient common law action of "Trespass to a Professor's Ego"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163641)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 1:37 PM
Author: The Best Man Ever Who Happens to be Black

his complaint is shitty, but his articles place pretty highly in journals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163792)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,.,.........,,,,,,,,,.,.,.

Seems like he's bought his own bullshit, because THAT'S RACIST is his only "friable" cause of action.

And judging from this complaint, some poor lr staffer probably has to put in a shitload of work to get one of his articles into publishable shape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163833)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 1:56 PM
Author: The Best Man Ever Who Happens to be Black

"And judging from this complaint, some poor lr staffer probably has to put in a shitload of work to get one of his articles into publishable shape. "

so he's like any other professor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163931)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: Mr. Magic

My profs in our law school (top 3) wrote, edited and submitted their own articles... for the most part (some entirely)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13166141)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 2:14 PM
Author: IronMonkey

Sure *I* can't see the Emperor's clothes, but those tailors say they're magnificent!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13164072)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 2:30 PM
Author: ..,..,....,..,.,........,.,..,,...,,.....,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13164168)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 1:58 PM
Author: The Best Man Ever Who Happens to be Black

the problem here is not that his complaint was terrible; almost all law professors would write bad complaints. the problem is the temerity to not realize that he's not an actual lawyer and can't do this type of work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163940)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 2:20 PM
Author: ..,.....,,,,,,,,.....,,.,.,,,,.,.,.,,,,,.,

the latter problem is only worse in the abstract. i would expect most prof's to write poor complaints, but the degree of suckitude in that complaint is unthinkable. this guy shouldn't even be a high school teacher for christ sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13164099)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 2:30 PM
Author: ..,..,....,..,.,........,.,..,,...,,.....,

no, the problem is the guy apparently cannot type or proofread basic written english. also, the problem is he's a race-obsessed moron of the worst type. elie mystal levels of race-obsession with this dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13164166)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 6:41 PM
Author: hhhhhh111

This guy makes mystal look like david duke. His writing makes mystal look like Dostoyevsky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13166566)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 2:34 PM
Author: ./...;;.....;..'.....;....,,.,.,.,.

Going beyond the legal issues, though, the complaint just butchers proper English. That's the real travesty here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13164185)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 1:59 PM
Author: The myth of heterosexual AIDS

Too bad Elie has to keep his mouth shut. It would be AWESOME to hear his idiotic opinion on his own casee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13163950)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 3:50 PM
Author: TwisterFan

This is what I've been hoping for.

Lat should let Elie write on this topic and go out in a supernova. Elie trying to support this guy's legal arguments while simultaneously accusing the police of being racist would possibly lead to the best comments in ATL history.

It'd also let Lat finally pull the plug on Elie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13164790)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 3:17 PM
Author: Levi-Civita symbol (IM IN UR MATRICEEZ, CALCULATIN UR DETERMINANTZ)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13164508)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 5:51 PM
Author: Mike Yanagita



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13166040)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 5:58 PM
Author: aixelsyd

i've seen some horribly drafted complaints in my lifetime. this one really isn't all that different. his briefs should be better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13166115)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: hhhhhh111

It will be interesting to see if he can come up with a non-frivolous claim bc at this point he's got nothing resembling a legitimate COA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13166582)



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Date: November 3rd, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: ICE (2 time loser running out of juice)

I've seen much worse, but they are usually only present in small stakes state court cases where some soft-tissue solo guy has his secretary format previous negligence complaints. Never something like this in a high-profile federal filing by a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13168329)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 4:19 AM
Author: ...,,.,.....,,..,..,..,.,,....,....,.

tellmemore about kerea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13173328)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 3:30 AM
Author: ....,,, ..,, ... ..

he should've asked his research assistant to proof it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13173120)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 12:21 PM
Author: Duke Sigmund Igthorn (sorry judge)

Lat enjoyed this thread so much, he linked it on ATL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13174901)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 1:52 PM
Author: ..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...

It's only because ATL can't "discuss" the case, so he's driving traffic here to "discuss" it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13175712)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 2:20 PM
Author: Duke Sigmund Igthorn (sorry judge)

He rarely links us, so he must just enjoy the pwnage laid out in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13175904)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 3:00 PM
Author: ..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...

Case voluntarily dismissed without prejudice. He may find a real attorney to refile. Randazza helped Lat out.

http://abovethelaw.com/2009/11/breaking_jones_v_minkin_dismis.php

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13176234)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 3:03 PM
Author: aixelsyd

randazza can be self-righteous at times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13176258)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 3:04 PM
Author: ..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...

ya think? he's uppity for a barry prof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13176264)



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Date: November 8th, 2009 1:48 PM
Author: Randazza

Yeah, I can be. i think that anyone who deeply believes in what they do can cross that line from time to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13214481)



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Date: November 8th, 2009 1:51 PM
Author: Oral_Roberts, RIP

congrats on the Glen Beck case dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13214505)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 3:10 PM
Author: Virgin Poster Paralyzed By Fear of Cuckoldry

I don't normally make comments like this, but it's pretty clear that Prof. Jones read my comment supra and heeded my advice.

Prof. Jones, if ur reading this, you owe me $340 for my time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13176292)



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Date: November 4th, 2009 7:59 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.....,.,.,,,.,.,.

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1127831&forum_id=2#13179081)