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ITT rewrite literary classics as xoxo posts

I'll start. LOL Harvard virgin killself over slutty siste...
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
When the FUCK will :D's mom let him out of the attic. [Jane...
exciting domesticated stock car weed whacker
  12/17/09
I laughed.
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
The true tale of :D can be found by reading The Diary of Ann...
bateful crackhouse nowag
  12/17/09
ROFL
aromatic talking trust fund
  12/17/09
excellent
alcoholic massive son of senegal house
  12/17/09
180
fuchsia casino
  12/21/09
awesome.
razzle-dazzle disturbing milk whorehouse
  08/31/10
180
provocative bearded dingle berry
  12/11/10
*Benevolent white dood tames an angry black* (Robinson Cruso...
hateful mediation chapel
  12/17/09
If I keep working on my plan I can get back into biglaw. (TM...
ultramarine pit
  12/17/09
How do I know you're a flame in those other threads? This i...
Histrionic hot jewess lodge
  12/17/09
My posts are just as intelligent in those threads. Ok? Good
ultramarine pit
  12/17/09
*Finds Frodo. Throws the Ring into this FLAME*
Histrionic hot jewess lodge
  12/17/09
i think it is five alive!
Curious Confused Institution
  12/17/09
that would be epic. fa! is a pretty damn good poster.
Histrionic hot jewess lodge
  12/17/09
I am convinced she is a woman, she has a sense of humor, and...
Curious Confused Institution
  12/17/09
I'm flattered that you think so highly of me, but I don't ha...
ultramarine pit
  12/17/09
*finds a heretic and burns him in your FLAME*
Histrionic hot jewess lodge
  12/17/09
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
...
Curious Confused Institution
  12/17/09
175
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
This one is great.
walnut prole
  12/18/09
WHITE WHALES WITH AHAB CAPTAINS WWWAC [Moby Dick]
exciting domesticated stock car weed whacker
  12/17/09
180
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
emo fag drops out of school, wanders NYC in search of the *b...
bateful crackhouse nowag
  12/17/09
i laffed
topaz hairraiser goyim
  12/17/09
rofl ty
Trip Coldplay Fan
  12/18/09
180
provocative bearded dingle berry
  12/11/10
lol. 180.
Demanding stimulating liquid oxygen business firm
  03/25/11
did jew bitches give blowjobs in auschwitz for the protein? ...
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
oh my
Sadistic Elastic Band Giraffe
  12/17/09
...
exhilarant dun property mad-dog skullcap
  12/18/09
*Fires six guns into a herd of turd-skinned Indians. Then g...
carnelian center
  12/17/09
quite good
Fragrant athletic conference pozpig
  12/17/09
ty
carnelian center
  12/17/09
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER [Uncle Remu...
exciting domesticated stock car weed whacker
  12/17/09
180
Fragrant athletic conference pozpig
  12/17/09
i came here to post this, except for [Othello]
Diverse newt
  12/17/09
dumb whore cheats and dumps her man, isn't satisfied with ne...
overrated menage roommate
  12/17/09
1xx of fat chick, engaged to older Jew, taking ?s [House of ...
exciting domesticated stock car weed whacker
  12/17/09
killself. hth
Talented Citrine Rehab Boiling Water
  12/17/09
my uncle tyrone killed my dad and married my mom queen rowan...
cobalt soul-stirring doctorate
  12/17/09
SEVERELY underrated
Lilac therapy
  12/18/09
Shitlawyer, taking q's about shitlaw [To Kill a Mockingbird]
aromatic talking trust fund
  12/17/09
lol
Olive Shrine Half-breed
  12/17/09
i like this
cobalt soul-stirring doctorate
  12/17/09
means a lot coming from u dood, ty^180
aromatic talking trust fund
  12/17/09
180
bearded macaca
  12/17/09
ty
aromatic talking trust fund
  12/17/09
excellent
maize crotch
  12/17/09
ty
aromatic talking trust fund
  12/17/09
Lulz
milky odious lay
  12/17/09
180
Federal passionate place of business
  12/17/09
fuck, these are good; each one is better than the previous o...
pea-brained black jew community account
  12/18/09
180
bateful crackhouse nowag
  01/14/10
rofl!
Vivacious pale pervert
  01/14/10
bump for a 180
Mind-boggling Deer Antler
  06/22/11
models n bottles (great gatsby)
overrated menage roommate
  12/17/09
1 Fucking 80
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
grossly underrated
Bipolar chad blood rage
  08/31/10
whokebe, taking questions [Flowers for Algernon]
exciting domesticated stock car weed whacker
  12/17/09
LOLOLOL
fear-inspiring swashbuckling nibblets
  12/17/09
lol
fishy church building
  12/17/09
r u d e but lol
maize crotch
  12/17/09
this is a natural 180
Diverse newt
  12/17/09
180
maniacal purple becky
  12/18/09
Notice to YLS Faculty concerning Heide Iravani [The Satanic ...
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
lol, EXCELLENT
Fragrant athletic conference pozpig
  12/17/09
LOL even god thinks foreskins are gross! (lisa rowe) [Old Te...
Glittery amethyst haunted graveyard alpha
  12/17/09
...
Primrose disgusting state
  12/17/09
nice
Histrionic hot jewess lodge
  12/17/09
"Man smothers wife to death in sleep. Guess race."...
Electric Wagecucks
  12/17/09
Native Son?
Crawly nursing home
  12/23/09
I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH THE DUCKTALIANS [The Outsiders]
exciting domesticated stock car weed whacker
  12/17/09
chat live with a mormon missionary! [Book of Mormon]
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
subtle mormon trolling
Pearl public bath
  12/17/09
tbtp and i just got back from our date (fml)------Lolita
ultramarine pit
  12/17/09
180
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
HAHAHAHAHA he said he started reading that the morning be...
maize crotch
  12/17/09
sup (Gravity's Rainbow)
bateful crackhouse nowag
  12/17/09
I loled
Gay Psychic Theater Stage
  12/18/09
2.1/142 + lots soft factors, t14 possible? (To be fair) [Pus...
cobalt soul-stirring doctorate
  12/17/09
You left out "objective 2", but still well done
walnut prole
  12/17/09
Objective 8 is eyefucking me, but stuck with shrew wife. Kil...
Histrionic hot jewess lodge
  12/17/09
Lolita [Lolita]
Adventurous Magenta Orchestra Pit Idiot
  12/17/09
Really interested in finding a clean cut cock tonight. [Pict...
exciting domesticated stock car weed whacker
  12/17/09
Well done.
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
Rewrite: my skin is flawless! (lisa rowe) [picture of dorian...
Fragrant athletic conference pozpig
  12/17/09
180
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
...
alcoholic massive son of senegal house
  12/17/09
new to this twitter mining colony, tell me of this colonel w...
cobalt soul-stirring doctorate
  12/17/09
180
aromatic talking trust fund
  12/17/09
180
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
fucking solid
alcoholic massive son of senegal house
  12/17/09
180
Federal passionate place of business
  12/17/09
the best one so far
Diverse newt
  12/17/09
titcr
Vivacious pale pervert
  01/14/10
outstanding
floppy patrolman party of the first part
  02/03/10
re180d
garnet dysfunction step-uncle's house
  12/17/10
Goddammit when am I ever gonna pwn a cunnus (Portnoy's Co...
bateful crackhouse nowag
  12/17/09
nice dood
Slimy Legal Warrant
  12/18/09
:D taking ?s [Notes from the Underground]
Histrionic hot jewess lodge
  12/17/09
177
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
170 (-8 for fucking up the title)
Curious Confused Institution
  12/17/09
Mom bought the wrong kind of cookies, AGAIN! (:D) [Confeder...
aromatic talking trust fund
  12/17/09
Deserving of praise.
walnut prole
  12/18/09
girl i like married some other dood. why am i so beta? (Germ...
overrated menage roommate
  12/17/09
nice
pea-brained black jew community account
  12/18/09
me, solzy, c+c, carl lookin' to make a few bucks. [Brothers ...
exciting domesticated stock car weed whacker
  12/17/09
lol fucking striver [Great Gatsby] BAM! You find your per...
Twisted transparent kitty
  12/17/09
lol this dumb nigger got PWNED! (uncle tom's cabin)
overrated menage roommate
  12/17/09
lol Judas Iscariot getting pwn3d by Lucifer in HELL after...
bateful crackhouse nowag
  12/17/09
literal LOL
Histrionic hot jewess lodge
  12/17/09
went to the garbage bort & back, taking ?s [divine comed...
cobalt soul-stirring doctorate
  12/17/09
*penis high five*
bateful crackhouse nowag
  12/17/09
*down lo...uhhhhh
cobalt soul-stirring doctorate
  12/17/09
LOL @ disgusting fats, I crush them with rocks. PWN [Lord o...
aromatic talking trust fund
  12/17/09
underrated
Thirsty ivory regret hall
  12/18/09
will I ever work again? (TMF) [waiting for godot]
Histrionic hot jewess lodge
  12/17/09
lol i love this one
maize crotch
  12/17/09
...
fuchsia casino
  12/21/09
tyty
provocative bearded dingle berry
  12/11/10
taking ?s (tbtp) [Bhagavad-Gita]
Histrionic hot jewess lodge
  12/17/09
tyty
maize crotch
  12/17/09
IN at Cornell [Catch-22]
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
Haha, missed this. Way better than my Catch-22.
walnut prole
  12/18/09
awesome.
carnelian center
  12/18/09
saw my boss, bob dell, going into a conference room... what ...
fear-inspiring swashbuckling nibblets
  12/17/09
ITT covetous kikes kill nigger [New Testament]
Glittery amethyst haunted graveyard alpha
  12/17/09
Had uneasy dreams last night, woke up to find myself transfo...
walnut prole
  12/17/09
180
Histrionic hot jewess lodge
  12/17/09
new skadden associate taking questions [1984]
fear-inspiring swashbuckling nibblets
  12/17/09
lulz
aromatic talking trust fund
  12/17/09
Highly educated, expert swordsman, $1Billion net worth. Chan...
aromatic talking trust fund
  12/17/09
180
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
no girls want me, i'm going to live by a lake (BooR) [Walden...
overrated menage roommate
  12/17/09
sometimes i can't tell if i'm blinking or not. also my mom m...
fear-inspiring swashbuckling nibblets
  12/17/09
this entire forum is the joy luck club from what i understan...
Diverse newt
  12/17/09
guy pisses in girl at night?
Demanding stimulating liquid oxygen business firm
  12/18/09
Ding, fag! [The City and the Pillar]
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
Loud, obnoxious bird won't leave me the fuck alone. Guess ra...
aromatic talking trust fund
  12/17/09
lol
overrated menage roommate
  12/17/09
6'2"
fear-inspiring swashbuckling nibblets
  12/17/09
*DECIMATES MUSCLE MASS* [Knut Hamsun - Hunger]
walnut prole
  12/17/09
many points
fear-inspiring swashbuckling nibblets
  12/17/09
Texted the bartender from the other night, again. (ruskie) [...
exciting domesticated stock car weed whacker
  12/17/09
ITT: Posters who remember the PR days. [100 Years of Soli...
mustard haunting corner
  12/17/09
C+C, eating a Snickers bar and lacing up my sneakers [Maniac...
exciting domesticated stock car weed whacker
  12/17/09
PSA: $80,000 in Houston suburbs = $160,000 in NYC [Babbit]
walnut prole
  12/17/09
underrated
stirring vengeful sex offender
  12/17/09
wow
Irate Mint Piazza
  12/18/09
Hey puppy n00bs, this is what an ALPHA dog looks like [Whit...
Histrionic hot jewess lodge
  12/17/09
lol
bossy fluffy home people who are hurt
  02/04/10
u suck my cock, boy [The Picture of Dorian Gray]
aromatic talking trust fund
  12/17/09
Foggy Bottom here coked up billing at midnight taking questi...
cobalt soul-stirring doctorate
  12/17/09
Help me with this litigation hypo [Bleak House]
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
n*****threading behind enemy lines, taking ?s [Heart of Dar...
aromatic talking trust fund
  12/17/09
Finalizing contract with Satan; need advice [Faust]
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
My whore girlfriend cheated on me. I hate women now (LAPhil...
Violent degenerate den
  12/17/09
ITT: Rate the poster above you (American Psycho)
Light forum
  12/17/09
lo fucking l
Thirsty ivory regret hall
  12/18/09
u mad [The Count of Monte Cristo]
aromatic talking trust fund
  12/17/09
lololol. Fucking underrated.
charismatic nudist striped hyena
  12/17/09
Taking questions about my awesome, awesome life (RSF) [th...
fear-inspiring swashbuckling nibblets
  12/17/09
Alpha dood settles for cheerful objective 6 [Pride and Pr...
multi-colored underhanded set
  12/17/09
179
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
this was good
Lake beady-eyed brunch
  12/17/09
lmao
tan garrison
  12/17/09
excellent and accurate
emerald frisky school cafeteria tattoo
  12/18/09
Ding! Le fag [The Hunchback of Notre Dame]
aromatic talking trust fund
  12/17/09
I paid Rowan a visit and then I started to get money in the ...
ultramarine pit
  12/17/09
LMAO at Rowan decaying in her wedding dress.
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
A hairy short still can't get women even after saving the wo...
multi-colored underhanded set
  12/17/09
I kidnap a little blonde girl with blue eyes and take her ho...
Violent degenerate den
  12/17/09
ty *BLOTS LITTLE BLONDE GIRL OUT*
Cerise dashing azn stead
  12/17/09
18000000000000000
Chestnut library
  12/18/09
severely underrated
Peach 180 electric furnace
  12/18/09
I put on my robe and wizard hat [Harry Potter]
Histrionic hot jewess lodge
  12/17/09
LOL @ this flame [New testament]
Fragrant athletic conference pozpig
  12/17/09
underrated
tan garrison
  12/17/09
180
Thriller Ratface
  12/18/09
Going solo after graduation, taking Qs [Mutiny on the Bounty...
Aphrodisiac Cuckoldry Sandwich
  12/17/09
Lathamed, taking Qs [Men Against the Sea]
Aphrodisiac Cuckoldry Sandwich
  12/17/09
Solo exit options? [Pitcairn's Island]
Aphrodisiac Cuckoldry Sandwich
  12/17/09
Blind fucker just delivered second subpoena. Pushed him int...
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
The NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER ...
self-centered marketing idea
  12/17/09
wgwag [Moby Dick]
vibrant quadroon heaven
  12/17/09
Hot married bitch totally into me IRL [Lady Chatterly's Love...
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
Tl, dr, killself [The Pale King]
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
i like it
fear-inspiring swashbuckling nibblets
  12/17/09
Is Mecca the new YLS? [Koran]
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
Fuck AA. Niggers took my plantation. [Absalom, Absalom!]
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
It was the best of flames; it was the worst of flames. It wa...
motley parlor cumskin
  12/17/09
So I went out to get a corn cob... [Sanctuary]
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
Your mother is a fish HTH [As I Lay Dying]
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
tfyt. BAM! You inherit $$$$. Get them teeth?
Wonderful fighting gaping native
  12/18/09
LOL, nice! tytyty
Thriller Ratface
  12/18/09
Best V5 for recently outted niggers? [Light in August]
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
no homo [The Ballad of Reading Gaol]
multi-colored underhanded set
  12/17/09
TBF here, unsure [midnight's children]
Cerise dashing azn stead
  12/17/09
15% tip for waiters ITE?[Wuthering Heights]
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
man why can't i just pwn cunnus all day and eat the occasion...
Cerise dashing azn stead
  12/17/09
A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown,...
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
Damn dood, you've got some great ones on here
bateful crackhouse nowag
  01/14/10
There are no women on xoxo [Orlando]
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
decided not to do a copycat today at hastings [deadeye di...
fear-inspiring swashbuckling nibblets
  12/17/09
cuckolded my BF with a minister and got preggers. what do y...
maize crotch
  12/17/09
LOL@poors starting new country [Animal Farm]
Thriller Ratface
  12/17/09
180
Histrionic hot jewess lodge
  12/17/09
ty
bateful crackhouse nowag
  12/17/09
not really sure re: things. (guy.) --> Catcher in the Ry...
maize crotch
  12/17/09
Holy Fuck, Rach is Logging IPs!!! (1984)
Histrionic hot jewess lodge
  12/17/09
i like
Free-loading shitlib market
  04/22/10
BAM! Hot mother! (Oedipus)
aquamarine stag film indirect expression
  12/17/09
i'm an alpha d00d, a generally nice master man, who will giv...
razzle claret digit ratio
  12/17/09
ty
bateful crackhouse nowag
  12/17/09
I have to say, there are too many 180's ITT to award them in...
aromatic talking trust fund
  12/17/09
Seriously, this turned out to be an epic thread. I am jealou...
fishy church building
  12/17/09
:D and TBF taking ?'s on rape (Of Mice and Men)
razzmatazz ungodly ticket booth toilet seat
  12/17/09
tons of great ones ITT but this one really made me LOL
Grizzly stubborn useless brakes private investor
  12/17/10
*GASSES THREAD* [Schindler's List]
tan garrison
  12/17/09
i LOLed.
mildly autistic dead area ceo
  02/05/10
1. Murder rich old hag. 2. ??? 3. PROFIT! (Crime and...
Adulterous clear hunting ground dog poop
  12/17/09
nice
Cordovan site
  12/17/09
like it
walnut prole
  12/18/09
well played
Free-loading shitlib market
  12/18/09
pure-of-heart man leaves his non-heroic wife in northern min...
Concupiscible obsidian field
  12/17/09
taking questions on my lifestyle of tutoring in l.a. (dow...
fear-inspiring swashbuckling nibblets
  12/17/09
*Is alpha dude with 6-figure job who downs soma and pwns cun...
racy misunderstood turdskin potus
  12/17/09
titc alpha-beta joke
fear-inspiring swashbuckling nibblets
  12/17/09
deferred associates congregate ITT [the boxcar children]
cobalt soul-stirring doctorate
  12/17/09
vn
Irate Mint Piazza
  12/18/09
180
big unhinged codepig main people
  02/04/10
nice
Gaped Office Mad Cow Disease
  12/11/10
ROFL! LATHAMED!!!!!!!!! [all quiet on the western front]
slap-happy sinister stage
  12/17/09
quit BIGLAW to travel the world, taking insults and congraul...
Fragrant athletic conference pozpig
  12/17/09
need advice, am LUSTING after an eagle-nosed jew [of human b...
Fragrant athletic conference pozpig
  12/17/09
Is murdering a fat justified or merely excused? (Lord of the...
vigorous shaky hissy fit
  12/17/09
I found true love! He's homeless but plays the harmonica! [B...
stirring vengeful sex offender
  12/17/09
LOL
fear-inspiring swashbuckling nibblets
  12/17/09
holy shit lol
maize crotch
  12/17/09
!
Irate Mint Piazza
  12/18/09
shit...hilarious.
Shimmering double fault
  02/04/10
I may sound like a man but honestly I am a female. (Atlas Sh...
Cocky cerebral bbw
  12/17/09
tl;dr (War and Peace)
razzmatazz ungodly ticket booth toilet seat
  12/17/09
underrated
Free-loading shitlib market
  12/18/09
nice
bespoke bull headed trailer park
  12/19/09
WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG ...
Diverse newt
  12/17/09
Poors, lol [The Jungle]
stirring vengeful sex offender
  12/17/09
HTH (Faust)
charismatic nudist striped hyena
  12/17/09
...
Heady space laser beams
  07/10/11
Jews, best at ks? [Merchant of Venice]
stirring vengeful sex offender
  12/17/09
nice
emerald frisky school cafeteria tattoo
  12/18/09
ty ty.
stirring vengeful sex offender
  12/18/09
REVERSE BIG WILLIE STYLE???? (Oedipus the King)
charismatic nudist striped hyena
  12/17/09
stfu pensive (The Catcher in the Rye)
charismatic nudist striped hyena
  12/17/09
nice
bateful crackhouse nowag
  12/17/09
lol
carnelian center
  12/18/09
ITT female XOers DESCRIBE their raep fantasies. (The Story ...
charismatic nudist striped hyena
  12/17/09
LOL
multi-colored underhanded set
  12/17/09
Sweet plans (Of Mice and Men)
Cocky cerebral bbw
  12/17/09
Not in Arkansas anymore [Bluesmoke] - Wizard of Oz
Chocolate dilemma national security agency
  12/17/09
Took a ride with a NIGGER today [Huck Finn]
titillating mewling twinkling uncleanness love of her life
  12/18/09
Felt unsure about callback - send thank you note? [Catch-22]
walnut prole
  12/18/09
OCI 2009 [And Then There Were None] (a.k.a.: Ten Litt...
Thirsty ivory regret hall
  12/18/09
OCI ITE (Lord of the Flies)
harsh angry box office
  12/21/09
RATING POASTERS as 19th century Duchesses [Vanity Fair]
Sexy Supple Bawdyhouse
  12/18/09
My job hunt [The Neverending Story]
Thirsty ivory regret hall
  12/18/09
My Girlfriend's Vagina [The Dark Crystal]
Thirsty ivory regret hall
  12/18/09
lol! stupid bitch kills self because her bf was passed out [...
maniacal purple becky
  12/18/09
Rach, why can't we be together (*bel*) [The Kite Runner]
stirring vengeful sex offender
  12/18/09
Is there something wrong with my face? (BPM) [Flatland]
stirring vengeful sex offender
  12/18/09
lol
fear-inspiring swashbuckling nibblets
  12/18/09
180
infuriating laughsome pistol
  12/18/09
BURN
bespoke bull headed trailer park
  12/19/09
law firm to gay attorney: ding, fag! [philadelphia]
maniacal purple becky
  12/18/09
some people are interpreting the term "literary classic...
bateful crackhouse nowag
  12/18/09
Tell me about this whokebe fellow? [The Prophet]
stirring vengeful sex offender
  12/18/09
My 2 ALPHA dogs just died. Feeling sad :( (Where the Red Fer...
Free-loading shitlib market
  12/18/09
Helen is a 6, 6.5 tops [The Iliad]
Marvelous sable idea he suggested stage
  12/18/09
...
sticky range candlestick maker
  12/18/09
Me liked.
Thriller Ratface
  12/18/09
lol
multi-colored underhanded set
  12/21/09
couldnt sit down on public transportation cause of some dood...
Trip Coldplay Fan
  12/18/09
One shit-storm after another, clients and partners both tryi...
lascivious bat shit crazy incel water buffalo
  12/18/09
tytyty
flushed swollen pisswyrm
  12/18/09
*claps*
Thriller Ratface
  12/19/09
pensive taking ?s [Fahrenheit 451]
Thriller Ratface
  12/18/09
I liked this
Canary clown
  12/18/09
How much should I tip? [Wealth of Nations]
Trip Coldplay Fan
  12/18/09
The Secret Diary of Whokebe [Mein Kampf]
Slimy Legal Warrant
  12/18/09
*Goes to the off-topic board* [heart of darkness]
Fragrant athletic conference pozpig
  12/18/09
*Goes to the "Garbage" Board* [lord jim]
flushed swollen pisswyrm
  12/18/09
*Dies there* [Nostromo]
Thriller Ratface
  12/18/09
*Is an Asian* *Furiously writes violent fantasies* (Th...
Light forum
  12/18/09
Can a law degree help me get into FBI? (Sherlock Holmes)
Light forum
  12/18/09
ITT: I explain what is wrong with capitalism (Communist M...
Light forum
  12/18/09
vn
Irate Mint Piazza
  12/18/09
!!!
Thriller Ratface
  12/18/09
You know nothing, Harvard [Estrada] (Song of Ice and Fire)
Irate Mint Piazza
  12/18/09
wgwag (wild gorillas with asian guy) (The Jungle Book)
Light forum
  12/18/09
man beheads wife. guess religion? (arabian nights)
Light forum
  12/18/09
I unwittingly sacrificed my child for a chance at a man and ...
Irate Mint Piazza
  12/18/09
The seed is strong (a story of cuckoldery) (A Song of Ice an...
Irate Mint Piazza
  12/18/09
A woo woo (A Christmas Carol)
Irate Mint Piazza
  12/18/09
lol
infuriating laughsome pistol
  12/18/09
Actual female here, thinking about cuckolding striver husban...
splenetic factory reset button
  12/18/09
Accidentally hit a nig with my car, should I grow a beard? (...
Hilarious church personal credit line
  12/18/09
180
infuriating laughsome pistol
  12/23/09
this is worth saving; brilliant
pea-brained black jew community account
  12/18/09
Glad people are enjoying the thread.
Thriller Ratface
  12/18/09
whokebe retired today; or maybe yesterday. [the stranger]
pea-brained black jew community account
  12/18/09
Thread by female poster [The Crying Game]
walnut prole
  12/18/09
you must find a job, i can't find a job, i'll find a job (es...
Fragrant athletic conference pozpig
  12/18/09
wmtp taking questions (the analects)
infuriating laughsome pistol
  12/18/09
Ah, simple jewish man living in los angeles! Ah, humanity! [...
Fragrant athletic conference pozpig
  12/18/09
My wife found out about my GF and they both left me and I fe...
Irate Mint Piazza
  12/18/09
ty
garnet dysfunction step-uncle's house
  12/17/10
...
Galvanic indian lodge tank
  12/18/09
To be fair, "SUMMON: C+C (bothered)" [The Ol...
slate contagious coffee pot
  12/18/09
Aspie male, 26, living in parents' basement - Kill Self? [Th...
Galvanic indian lodge tank
  12/18/09
How much does childhood work experience matter for clerkship...
Thriller Ratface
  12/18/09
"Rasquatch, Pensive, Rowan and :D having family issues....
carnelian center
  12/18/09
Hi pensive! [The Importance of Being Earnest]
Thriller Ratface
  12/18/09
"Just got violently lathamed, chances at Cali shiTTTlaw...
carnelian center
  12/18/09
180
Thriller Ratface
  12/18/09
lol
walnut prole
  12/18/09
Or even better "Thinking of taking this Cali shitlaw po...
walnut prole
  12/18/09
This is fucking awesome. tytyty
Histrionic hot jewess lodge
  12/19/09
awesome
Grizzly stubborn useless brakes private investor
  12/17/10
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&mc=6...
Deranged hell
  12/18/09
...
Irate Mint Piazza
  12/18/09
Just had amazing sex with someone NOT my boyfriend (imightb...
Violent degenerate den
  12/18/09
Well done.
Thriller Ratface
  12/18/09
How will adcoms view a B in Slings and Arrows of Outrageous ...
Thriller Ratface
  12/18/09
fucking brilliant
pea-brained black jew community account
  12/23/09
NICE
bateful crackhouse nowag
  01/14/10
Any part of the South not TTT full of retards, whores and as...
ruddy principal's office preventive strike
  12/19/09
Neighbor poaching my internet, how can I cut him off? (Pelo...
Well-lubricated Effete Senate
  12/19/09
Flunking out of boarding school, taking ?'s (box) [Catche...
Arousing jet foreskin
  12/20/09
...
Marvelous sable idea he suggested stage
  12/21/09
180
Low-t cream spot
  12/23/09
180
Hideous comical persian
  12/23/09
lol
maize crotch
  04/22/10
*I had a great future at one point. Then I tried to improve...
Embarrassed To The Bone Maroon Stain
  12/20/09
BAM! Hot Daughter! (lolita)
aquamarine stag film indirect expression
  12/20/09
YALE UG now top 1% at Cooley. LOL @ poors? (A Connecticut...
honey-headed kitchen wrinkle
  12/21/09
BAM! my hot twin sister is a waitress at an indian restauran...
boyish bat-shit-crazy immigrant
  12/23/09
Here's my biography, Jigsaw - TMF [The Bible]
Ruby Parlour Associate
  12/23/09
Im gonna pwn at WUSTL and get a great job. [The Road]
Spectacular filthy base
  12/23/09
180
big unhinged codepig main people
  02/04/10
classic bumpage
aromatic talking trust fund
  02/03/10
you have an odd access to things that should be hard to find...
Rusted theater dragon
  02/03/10
Living off the land in Alaska is easy (rudolph) [into the w...
blathering location goal in life
  02/03/10
Sadly overlooked. This is one of my favorites.
Irradiated hyperventilating pocket flask
  08/31/10
I will get laid by so many hot Eastern Bloc women when I'm a...
big unhinged codepig main people
  02/04/10
So getting laid tonight, hot women just invited me over for ...
Pungent locale volcanic crater
  02/04/10
...
Hideous comical persian
  04/22/10
Relieved--Latham just had firm-wide meeting; promised no lay...
magical excitant point
  04/23/10
180
Flirting Temple Jap
  11/11/10
BOYFRIEND KILLEDSELF -- WILL BE ALONE FOREVER, HALP! [romeo...
high-end cracking new version
  04/23/10
Do I fuck Asian girls? lol i guess so. i guess so. (Snow Fa...
charismatic nudist striped hyena
  04/23/10
...
Bistre station brethren
  08/31/10
Who else is coming to the LA meetup? [No Exit]
Appetizing opaque antidepressant drug meetinghouse
  08/31/10
sonic shows up to pwn them all [Elephant]
Bistre station brethren
  08/31/10
Obama critics are racist. [1984]
scarlet abode gunner
  08/31/10
172
Bipolar chad blood rage
  08/31/10
d00d goes for a walk around Dublin. Nothing happens. (Uly...
Flesh Corn Cake Theatre
  08/31/10
you're doing it wrong
mischievous address
  08/31/10
My mom is an objective 9, a good f*ck. Taking Qs. [Oedipus]
Beta genital piercing
  08/31/10
Considering switching to BIGWHALE. Credited? [Moby Dick]
Beta genital piercing
  08/31/10
Buries self in basement for weeks at a time playing WoW. (On...
cruel-hearted tanning salon generalized bond
  08/31/10
Dad making us move to some 3rd world desert shithole full of...
up-to-no-good reading party
  08/31/10
Leinart: Caligula still the more alpha emperor (I, Claudius)
razzle-dazzle disturbing milk whorehouse
  08/31/10
Rancid Festering TTT in decline [Fall of the House of Usher]
razzle-dazzle disturbing milk whorehouse
  08/31/10
Breaking Point: Threw a turd at a niggress [Pincipia Mathema...
mustard haunting corner
  08/31/10
Did jew bitches in the holocaust suck dick for protein? [Nig...
mustard haunting corner
  08/31/10
Jesus died. He really died :( (Where's your messiah now?!?) ...
razzle-dazzle disturbing milk whorehouse
  08/31/10
just ran from the carabinieri, should i grow a beard? (A Far...
Free-loading shitlib market
  08/31/10
...
outnumbered keepsake machete
  11/11/10
...
Gaped Office Mad Cow Disease
  12/11/10
tyft
Mahogany resort trump supporter
  12/11/10
lisa rowe taking your proposals itt (the taming of the shrew...
Mahogany resort trump supporter
  12/11/10
askav taking qs on wine, love, life (the rubaiyat of omar kh...
Mahogany resort trump supporter
  12/11/10
...
karate
  12/11/10
twist and i made sex tapes (the marriage of heaven and hell)
Mahogany resort trump supporter
  12/11/10
i judge men's dateability by the furniture they have (pride ...
Mahogany resort trump supporter
  12/11/10
Okay, who are the smartest poasters here? [The Republic]
red university
  12/11/10
...
Mahogany resort trump supporter
  12/17/10
That's it - I'm switching to a pumo [The Invisible Man]
garnet dysfunction step-uncle's house
  12/17/10
like it
walnut prole
  06/22/11
Had amazing sex with someone NOT my boyfriend! [The Scarlet ...
garnet dysfunction step-uncle's house
  12/17/10
You are all apes [The Origin of Species]
garnet dysfunction step-uncle's house
  12/17/10
Got back into biglaw!!! [TMF] [Faust]
garnet dysfunction step-uncle's house
  12/17/10
I'll be able to get biglaw from Michigan, right? [Candide]
garnet dysfunction step-uncle's house
  12/17/10
Answering q's on any topic [Summa Theologica]
garnet dysfunction step-uncle's house
  12/17/10
Taking Q's (rape101) [A Clockwork Orange]
Locus
  12/17/10
lonley shrew at 33, finally met a great guy on OKcupid; how ...
Grizzly stubborn useless brakes private investor
  12/17/10
USAJobs.gov is FLAME bros (Hobbes' Leviathan)
Navy cruise ship philosopher-king
  06/22/11
Libtards, why u no mad they killed you? (Cry the Beloved ...
Navy cruise ship philosopher-king
  06/22/11
AZN dood defies godly command of NOWAG, shitstorm ensues [Pa...
Appetizing opaque antidepressant drug meetinghouse
  06/22/11
.
feces school
  07/09/11
Not flame, prole gf pregnant, life ruined (Jude the Obscure)
Navy cruise ship philosopher-king
  07/09/11
A Tree Grows In Brooklyn (Blue Smoke)
Twinkling Yapping National
  07/09/11


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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:11 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

I'll start.

LOL Harvard virgin killself over slutty sister [The Sound and the Fury].

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580298)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:14 PM
Author: exciting domesticated stock car weed whacker

When the FUCK will :D's mom let him out of the attic. [Jane Eyre]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580319)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:15 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

I laughed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580327)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:19 PM
Author: bateful crackhouse nowag

The true tale of :D can be found by reading The Diary of Anne Frank upside down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580366)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: aromatic talking trust fund

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580489)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:26 PM
Author: alcoholic massive son of senegal house

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581499)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: fuchsia casino

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610042)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:46 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle disturbing milk whorehouse

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931277)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:13 PM
Author: provocative bearded dingle berry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781949)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:15 PM
Author: hateful mediation chapel

*Benevolent white dood tames an angry black* (Robinson Crusoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580331)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:16 PM
Author: ultramarine pit

If I keep working on my plan I can get back into biglaw. (TMF)-----Don Quixote

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580337)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:17 PM
Author: Histrionic hot jewess lodge

How do I know you're a flame in those other threads? This is funny -- I refuse to believe you could be this witty here and that dumb everywhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580348)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:22 PM
Author: ultramarine pit

My posts are just as intelligent in those threads. Ok? Good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580386)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: Histrionic hot jewess lodge

*Finds Frodo. Throws the Ring into this FLAME*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580395)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:42 PM
Author: Curious Confused Institution

i think it is five alive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580535)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: Histrionic hot jewess lodge

that would be epic. fa! is a pretty damn good poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580544)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:52 PM
Author: Curious Confused Institution

I am convinced she is a woman, she has a sense of humor, and she is intelligent. this naturally leads us to fiver and possibly h.ryder if you believe they are not the same person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580642)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: ultramarine pit

I'm flattered that you think so highly of me, but I don't have another moniker/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580712)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: Histrionic hot jewess lodge

*finds a heretic and burns him in your FLAME*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581183)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:48 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581205)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:38 PM
Author: Curious Confused Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582657)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580380)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:40 PM
Author: walnut prole

This one is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588802)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:16 PM
Author: exciting domesticated stock car weed whacker

WHITE WHALES WITH AHAB CAPTAINS WWWAC [Moby Dick]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580343)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580381)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:18 PM
Author: bateful crackhouse nowag

emo fag drops out of school, wanders NYC in search of the *best* burger, buys a whore but is too beta to pwn that cunnus, almost has *BAM* with his teacher but says "no homo", later cheers the fuck up after spending some time with his hot sister

(The Catcher in the Rye)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580354)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:20 PM
Author: topaz hairraiser goyim

i laffed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580373)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:19 AM
Author: Trip Coldplay Fan

rofl ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585628)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:32 PM
Author: provocative bearded dingle berry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782083)



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Date: March 25th, 2011 10:39 PM
Author: Demanding stimulating liquid oxygen business firm

lol.

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#17606572)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:20 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

did jew bitches give blowjobs in auschwitz for the protein? [The Diary of Anne Frank]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580374)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:22 PM
Author: Sadistic Elastic Band Giraffe

oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581481)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:21 AM
Author: exhilarant dun property mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586673)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: carnelian center

*Fires six guns into a herd of turd-skinned Indians. Then gets brutally GAPED by gross old bald man* (Blood Meridian).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580376)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:26 PM
Author: Fragrant athletic conference pozpig

quite good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580989)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:03 PM
Author: carnelian center

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581343)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: exciting domesticated stock car weed whacker

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER [Uncle Remus: His Songs and His Sayings]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580378)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:26 PM
Author: Fragrant athletic conference pozpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580993)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:36 PM
Author: Diverse newt

i came here to post this, except for [Othello]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582617)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:23 PM
Author: overrated menage roommate

dumb whore cheats and dumps her man, isn't satisfied with new man, kills self (anna karenina)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580389)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: exciting domesticated stock car weed whacker

1xx of fat chick, engaged to older Jew, taking ?s [House of Mirth]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580390)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: Talented Citrine Rehab Boiling Water

killself. hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582272)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: cobalt soul-stirring doctorate

my uncle tyrone killed my dad and married my mom queen rowan and he's like a little darker than my dad was and it's kinda bugging me but i dunno what to do about it so i'll just poast for a while and figure it out hopefully [Scatlet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580392)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 8:31 PM
Author: Lilac therapy

SEVERELY underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13591447)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: aromatic talking trust fund

Shitlawyer, taking q's about shitlaw [To Kill a Mockingbird]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580393)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: Olive Shrine Half-breed

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580506)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: cobalt soul-stirring doctorate

i like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580509)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:44 PM
Author: aromatic talking trust fund

means a lot coming from u dood, ty^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582120)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:08 PM
Author: bearded macaca

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581370)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:44 PM
Author: aromatic talking trust fund

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582124)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: maize crotch

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581597)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:45 PM
Author: aromatic talking trust fund

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582137)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:53 PM
Author: milky odious lay

Lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582210)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: Federal passionate place of business

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582246)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:28 PM
Author: pea-brained black jew community account

fuck, these are good; each one is better than the previous ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588196)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 7:54 AM
Author: bateful crackhouse nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805081)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 8:11 AM
Author: Vivacious pale pervert

rofl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805112)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 6:36 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Deer Antler

bump for a 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315261)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: overrated menage roommate

models n bottles (great gatsby)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580397)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:28 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

1 Fucking 80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580419)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 8:46 AM
Author: Bipolar chad blood rage

grossly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928898)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: exciting domesticated stock car weed whacker

whokebe, taking questions [Flowers for Algernon]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580398)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: fear-inspiring swashbuckling nibblets

LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580504)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:48 PM
Author: fishy church building

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581623)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:50 PM
Author: maize crotch

r u d e but lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581647)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: Diverse newt

this is a natural 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582643)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:41 AM
Author: maniacal purple becky

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584876)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

Notice to YLS Faculty concerning Heide Iravani [The Satanic Verses]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580403)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:27 PM
Author: Fragrant athletic conference pozpig

lol, EXCELLENT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581005)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: Glittery amethyst haunted graveyard alpha

LOL even god thinks foreskins are gross! (lisa rowe) [Old Testament]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580404)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:28 PM
Author: Primrose disgusting state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580417)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:28 PM
Author: Histrionic hot jewess lodge

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580420)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: Electric Wagecucks

"Man smothers wife to death in sleep. Guess race."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580406)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 4:59 AM
Author: Crawly nursing home

Native Son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13629942)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: exciting domesticated stock car weed whacker

I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH THE DUCKTALIANS [The Outsiders]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580413)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

chat live with a mormon missionary! [Book of Mormon]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580432)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:34 PM
Author: Pearl public bath

subtle mormon trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580457)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: ultramarine pit

tbtp and i just got back from our date (fml)------Lolita

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580434)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:32 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580443)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:41 PM
Author: maize crotch

HAHAHAHAHA

he said he started reading that the morning before we first met :3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581586)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: bateful crackhouse nowag

sup

(Gravity's Rainbow)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580435)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:12 AM
Author: Gay Psychic Theater Stage

I loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586114)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:31 PM
Author: cobalt soul-stirring doctorate

2.1/142 + lots soft factors, t14 possible? (To be fair) [Push...aka Precious]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580436)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:45 PM
Author: walnut prole

You left out "objective 2", but still well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580570)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:31 PM
Author: Histrionic hot jewess lodge

Objective 8 is eyefucking me, but stuck with shrew wife. Killself? [The Heart of the Matter]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580440)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:32 PM
Author: Adventurous Magenta Orchestra Pit Idiot

Lolita [Lolita]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580444)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:33 PM
Author: exciting domesticated stock car weed whacker

Really interested in finding a clean cut cock tonight. [Picture of Dorian Gray]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580446)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580479)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:29 PM
Author: Fragrant athletic conference pozpig

Rewrite: my skin is flawless! (lisa rowe) [picture of dorian gray]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581019)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:15 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581421)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: alcoholic massive son of senegal house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581518)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:33 PM
Author: cobalt soul-stirring doctorate

new to this twitter mining colony, tell me of this colonel whokebe fellow? [Heart of Darkness]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580447)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:35 PM
Author: aromatic talking trust fund

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580466)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580492)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:30 PM
Author: alcoholic massive son of senegal house

fucking solid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581523)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: Federal passionate place of business

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582262)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:39 PM
Author: Diverse newt

the best one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582665)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 8:14 AM
Author: Vivacious pale pervert

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805119)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:58 PM
Author: floppy patrolman party of the first part

outstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14002714)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 2:56 PM
Author: garnet dysfunction step-uncle's house

re180d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16836976)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:33 PM
Author: bateful crackhouse nowag

Goddammit when am I ever gonna pwn a cunnus

(Portnoy's Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580448)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:36 AM
Author: Slimy Legal Warrant

nice dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586706)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:34 PM
Author: Histrionic hot jewess lodge

:D taking ?s [Notes from the Underground]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580459)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580487)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: Curious Confused Institution

170 (-8 for fucking up the title)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580560)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:34 PM
Author: aromatic talking trust fund

Mom bought the wrong kind of cookies, AGAIN! (:D)

[Confederacy of Dunces]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580462)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:42 PM
Author: walnut prole

Deserving of praise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588834)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:35 PM
Author: overrated menage roommate

girl i like married some other dood. why am i so beta? (Germinal)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580468)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:29 PM
Author: pea-brained black jew community account

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588206)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:35 PM
Author: exciting domesticated stock car weed whacker

me, solzy, c+c, carl lookin' to make a few bucks. [Brothers Karamazov]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580471)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:38 PM
Author: Twisted transparent kitty

lol fucking striver [Great Gatsby]

BAM! You find your perfect woman but have no dick [Sun Also Rises]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580494)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:38 PM
Author: overrated menage roommate

lol this dumb nigger got PWNED! (uncle tom's cabin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580497)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:38 PM
Author: bateful crackhouse nowag

lol Judas Iscariot getting pwn3d by Lucifer in HELL

after an eternity of getting chewed by Satan, you give up, start losing hope

(The Divine Comedy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580498)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:41 PM
Author: Histrionic hot jewess lodge

literal LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580528)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: cobalt soul-stirring doctorate

went to the garbage bort & back, taking ?s [divine comedy]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580505)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:40 PM
Author: bateful crackhouse nowag

*penis high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580516)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:40 PM
Author: cobalt soul-stirring doctorate

*down lo...uhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580523)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: aromatic talking trust fund

LOL @ disgusting fats, I crush them with rocks. PWN

[Lord of the Flies]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580511)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:39 AM
Author: Thirsty ivory regret hall

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584853)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:40 PM
Author: Histrionic hot jewess lodge

will I ever work again? (TMF) [waiting for godot]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580515)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: maize crotch

lol i love this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581593)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 1:09 AM
Author: fuchsia casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610117)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:35 PM
Author: provocative bearded dingle berry

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782100)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:41 PM
Author: Histrionic hot jewess lodge

taking ?s (tbtp) [Bhagavad-Gita]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580524)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: maize crotch

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581595)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:42 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

IN at Cornell [Catch-22]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580540)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: walnut prole

Haha, missed this. Way better than my Catch-22.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588845)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:36 PM
Author: carnelian center

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589662)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: fear-inspiring swashbuckling nibblets

saw my boss, bob dell, going into a conference room... what does this mean

[a tale of two cities]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580545)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: Glittery amethyst haunted graveyard alpha

ITT covetous kikes kill nigger [New Testament]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580547)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: walnut prole

Had uneasy dreams last night, woke up to find myself transformed into a H

UMMINGBIRD HAWK MOTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580549)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: Histrionic hot jewess lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580585)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: fear-inspiring swashbuckling nibblets

new skadden associate taking questions

[1984]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580554)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: aromatic talking trust fund

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580559)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: aromatic talking trust fund

Highly educated, expert swordsman, $1Billion net worth. Chances at revenge?

[The Count of Monte Cristo]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580555)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:45 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580569)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: overrated menage roommate

no girls want me, i'm going to live by a lake (BooR) [Walden]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580565)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:46 PM
Author: fear-inspiring swashbuckling nibblets

sometimes i can't tell if i'm blinking or not. also my mom made me take piano lessons (BPM)

(the joy luck club)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580577)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:41 PM
Author: Diverse newt

this entire forum is the joy luck club from what i understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582693)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:44 AM
Author: Demanding stimulating liquid oxygen business firm

guy pisses in girl at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584911)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:46 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

Ding, fag! [The City and the Pillar]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580579)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: aromatic talking trust fund

Loud, obnoxious bird won't leave me the fuck alone. Guess race?

[The Raven]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580589)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: overrated menage roommate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580593)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: fear-inspiring swashbuckling nibblets

6'2"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580603)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: walnut prole

*DECIMATES MUSCLE MASS* [Knut Hamsun - Hunger]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580591)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: fear-inspiring swashbuckling nibblets

many points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580608)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: exciting domesticated stock car weed whacker

Texted the bartender from the other night, again. (ruskie) [Pride & Prejudice]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580598)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: mustard haunting corner

ITT: Posters who remember the PR days.

[100 Years of Solitude]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580607)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:49 PM
Author: exciting domesticated stock car weed whacker

C+C, eating a Snickers bar and lacing up my sneakers [Maniac McGee]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580609)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:49 PM
Author: walnut prole

PSA: $80,000 in Houston suburbs = $160,000 in NYC [Babbit]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580613)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:22 PM
Author: stirring vengeful sex offender

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582482)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:17 AM
Author: Irate Mint Piazza

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587669)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:52 PM
Author: Histrionic hot jewess lodge

Hey puppy n00bs, this is what an ALPHA dog looks like [White Fang]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580640)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 10:14 PM
Author: bossy fluffy home people who are hurt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14018205)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:53 PM
Author: aromatic talking trust fund

u suck my cock, boy

[The Picture of Dorian Gray]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580653)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:54 PM
Author: cobalt soul-stirring doctorate

Foggy Bottom here coked up billing at midnight taking questions about my 180 life

[a day in the life of ivan denisovich]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580654)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:54 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

Help me with this litigation hypo [Bleak House]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580655)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:54 PM
Author: aromatic talking trust fund

n*****threading behind enemy lines, taking ?s

[Heart of Darkness]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580660)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:58 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

Finalizing contract with Satan; need advice [Faust]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580674)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:58 PM
Author: Violent degenerate den

My whore girlfriend cheated on me. I hate women now (LAPhil)---> The Sun Also Rises

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580675)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:00 PM
Author: Light forum

ITT: Rate the poster above you (American Psycho)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580703)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:41 AM
Author: Thirsty ivory regret hall

lo fucking l

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584873)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:01 PM
Author: aromatic talking trust fund

u mad

[The Count of Monte Cristo]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580704)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:45 PM
Author: charismatic nudist striped hyena

lololol. Fucking underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582728)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: fear-inspiring swashbuckling nibblets

Taking questions about my awesome, awesome life (RSF)

[the tailor of panama]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580716)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:03 PM
Author: multi-colored underhanded set

Alpha dood settles for cheerful objective 6

[Pride and Prejudice]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580724)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:21 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580924)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:02 PM
Author: Lake beady-eyed brunch

this was good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581339)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: tan garrison

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582254)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:51 AM
Author: emerald frisky school cafeteria tattoo

excellent and accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584941)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:04 PM
Author: aromatic talking trust fund

Ding! Le fag

[The Hunchback of Notre Dame]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580727)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:04 PM
Author: ultramarine pit

I paid Rowan a visit and then I started to get money in the mail [Great Expectations]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580728)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

LMAO at Rowan decaying in her wedding dress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580936)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: multi-colored underhanded set

A hairy short still can't get women even after saving the world

[The Lord of the Rings]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580749)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: Violent degenerate den

I kidnap a little blonde girl with blue eyes and take her home. I take my Benchmade 710 knife and slowly make 36 cuts throughout her body. Then I proceed to fuck each and every little slit I've made, making sure to drop a little jizz in each hole. I then suck the miniature love mounds on her titless chest, ending by chewing off each nipple and eating them raw. Then I grab her by the hair and swing her around in a circle over my head until she flies through the air until her hair detaches from her head. I stomp her repeatedly, making sure to lick each tear that dribbles down her pink little face. I then have her suck me off and jizz in her left eye. After which, I gouge out that eye with my knife, slice it in half, feed her one half and eat the other, forcing her to watch as I consume it. Then I skullfuck her eye socket. Afterwards, I let forth a stream of halo-yellow urine onto her right eye while I consume a liter of water. I do this until her blue eye turns an emerald green. Afterwards, I tear off her little panties and enter the little cunt making sure I use the large end of a baseball bat to properly loosen everything up since it will be so very tight. As I'm fucking her, i will make an incision into her stomach and dig through so that I can see my own penis while i'm fucking her. Then I will make her bite the pillow as I sodomize her with a live rattlesnake. When I'm done, I'll have her face the wall and smash her face in with my size 15 boot. I will then rape and sodomize her dead corpse before I cut her up and throw pieces of her to the lions at the zoo. I like the zoo. (Sonic Youth)-------------------------------> Native Son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580751)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:37 PM
Author: Cerise dashing azn stead

ty

*BLOTS LITTLE BLONDE GIRL OUT*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581557)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:46 PM
Author: Chestnut library

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588350)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: Peach 180 electric furnace

severely underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588843)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:11 PM
Author: Histrionic hot jewess lodge

I put on my robe and wizard hat [Harry Potter]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580784)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:34 PM
Author: Fragrant athletic conference pozpig

LOL @ this flame [New testament]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581069)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:15 PM
Author: tan garrison

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582403)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:31 AM
Author: Thriller Ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586694)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cuckoldry Sandwich

Going solo after graduation, taking Qs [Mutiny on the Bounty]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581169)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cuckoldry Sandwich

Lathamed, taking Qs [Men Against the Sea]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581181)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cuckoldry Sandwich

Solo exit options? [Pitcairn's Island]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581184)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:53 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

Blind fucker just delivered second subpoena. Pushed him into creek [Treasure Island]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581251)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:58 PM
Author: self-centered marketing idea

The NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER of the Narcissus [The Nigger of the Narcissus]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581309)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:59 PM
Author: vibrant quadroon heaven

wgwag [Moby Dick]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581312)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:17 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

Hot married bitch totally into me IRL [Lady Chatterly's Lover]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581447)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:21 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

Tl, dr, killself [The Pale King]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581477)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: fear-inspiring swashbuckling nibblets

i like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581520)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:25 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

Is Mecca the new YLS? [Koran]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581494)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:27 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

Fuck AA. Niggers took my plantation. [Absalom, Absalom!]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581504)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:28 PM
Author: motley parlor cumskin

It was the best of flames; it was the worst of flames. It was a time of nigger threads; it was a time of racial harmony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581512)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:28 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

So I went out to get a corn cob... [Sanctuary]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581514)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

Your mother is a fish HTH [As I Lay Dying]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581517)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:53 AM
Author: Wonderful fighting gaping native

tfyt.

BAM! You inherit $$$$. Get them teeth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587922)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:44 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

LOL, nice! tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589708)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:31 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

Best V5 for recently outted niggers? [Light in August]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581529)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:38 PM
Author: multi-colored underhanded set

no homo [The Ballad of Reading Gaol]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581562)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:38 PM
Author: Cerise dashing azn stead

TBF here, unsure [midnight's children]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581565)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:40 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

15% tip for waiters ITE?[Wuthering Heights]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581578)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:41 PM
Author: Cerise dashing azn stead

man why can't i just pwn cunnus all day and eat the occasional asshole [tropic of cancer]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581582)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-american football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him. As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist. I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud. Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does. I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss. I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit. Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process. I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater. [Remembrance of Things Past]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581594)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 7:55 AM
Author: bateful crackhouse nowag

Damn dood, you've got some great ones on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805085)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:44 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

There are no women on xoxo [Orlando]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581603)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:48 PM
Author: fear-inspiring swashbuckling nibblets

decided not to do a copycat today at hastings

[deadeye dick]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581633)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:50 PM
Author: maize crotch

cuckolded my BF with a minister and got preggers. what do you think will happen if ppl find out. (BPM) --> The Scarlet Letter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581644)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:53 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

LOL@poors starting new country [Animal Farm]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581661)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:11 PM
Author: Histrionic hot jewess lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581806)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:50 PM
Author: bateful crackhouse nowag

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583362)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:09 PM
Author: maize crotch

not really sure re: things. (guy.) --> Catcher in the Rye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581793)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:12 PM
Author: Histrionic hot jewess lodge

Holy Fuck, Rach is Logging IPs!!! (1984)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581813)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 11:50 PM
Author: Free-loading shitlib market

i like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14795726)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: aquamarine stag film indirect expression

BAM! Hot mother! (Oedipus)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582145)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: razzle claret digit ratio

i'm an alpha d00d, a generally nice master man, who will give the bothereds of this world models and bottles. my beta son will put you in BIGDEBT that you must pay. i BAM! you not. [bible]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582148)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:51 PM
Author: bateful crackhouse nowag

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583368)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: aromatic talking trust fund

I have to say, there are too many 180's ITT to award them individually. mad respect, xo, where would I be without you all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582150)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:59 PM
Author: fishy church building

Seriously, this turned out to be an epic thread. I am jealous at how creative everyone is. Well done xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582282)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:55 PM
Author: razzmatazz ungodly ticket booth toilet seat

:D and TBF taking ?'s on rape (Of Mice and Men)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582232)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: Grizzly stubborn useless brakes private investor

tons of great ones ITT but this one really made me LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837249)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: tan garrison

*GASSES THREAD*

[Schindler's List]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582267)



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Date: February 5th, 2010 12:28 AM
Author: mildly autistic dead area ceo

i LOLed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14019959)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: Adulterous clear hunting ground dog poop

1. Murder rich old hag.

2. ???

3. PROFIT!

(Crime and Punishment)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582308)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:12 PM
Author: Cordovan site

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582382)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:20 AM
Author: walnut prole

like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584603)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:39 AM
Author: Free-loading shitlib market

well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584859)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible obsidian field

pure-of-heart man leaves his non-heroic wife in northern minnesota and combats the corrupting influences of a rogue's gallery of message board posters as he makes his way to the celestial city of new york (Pilgrim's Progress)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582351)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:12 PM
Author: fear-inspiring swashbuckling nibblets

taking questions on my lifestyle of tutoring in l.a.

(down and out in paris and london)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582381)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:14 PM
Author: racy misunderstood turdskin potus

*Is alpha dude with 6-figure job who downs soma and pwns cunnus. Makes fun of short beta losers who can't get women and whine incessantly. (Brave New World)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582399)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:18 PM
Author: fear-inspiring swashbuckling nibblets

titc alpha-beta joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582446)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:16 PM
Author: cobalt soul-stirring doctorate

deferred associates congregate ITT

[the boxcar children]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582415)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:21 AM
Author: Irate Mint Piazza

vn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587693)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 11:59 AM
Author: big unhinged codepig main people

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14012108)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:18 PM
Author: Gaped Office Mad Cow Disease

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781989)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:19 PM
Author: slap-happy sinister stage

ROFL! LATHAMED!!!!!!!!! [all quiet on the western front]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582459)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:22 PM
Author: Fragrant athletic conference pozpig

quit BIGLAW to travel the world, taking insults and congraulations [the call of the wild]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582490)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:24 PM
Author: Fragrant athletic conference pozpig

need advice, am LUSTING after an eagle-nosed jew [of human bondage]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582499)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:27 PM
Author: vigorous shaky hissy fit

Is murdering a fat justified or merely excused? (Lord of the Flies)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582524)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:31 PM
Author: stirring vengeful sex offender

I found true love! He's homeless but plays the harmonica! [Blue Smoke] (Their Eyes were Watching God)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582574)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: fear-inspiring swashbuckling nibblets

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582586)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:52 PM
Author: maize crotch

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583379)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:21 AM
Author: Irate Mint Piazza

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587697)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:20 PM
Author: Shimmering double fault

shit...hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14012237)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: Cocky cerebral bbw

I may sound like a man but honestly I am a female. (Atlas Shrugged)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582587)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:33 PM
Author: razzmatazz ungodly ticket booth toilet seat

tl;dr (War and Peace)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582592)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:40 AM
Author: Free-loading shitlib market

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584867)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:09 PM
Author: bespoke bull headed trailer park

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599877)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:36 PM
Author: Diverse newt

WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG

[The King and I]

Men suck (1xx pounds of fat chick) [The Vagina Monologues]

BAM! You tell successful joke and then come to XO to talk about it [A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582628)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: stirring vengeful sex offender

Poors, lol [The Jungle]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582633)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:45 PM
Author: charismatic nudist striped hyena

HTH (Faust)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582739)



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Date: July 10th, 2011 3:30 AM
Author: Heady space laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18466187)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:48 PM
Author: stirring vengeful sex offender

Jews, best at ks? [Merchant of Venice]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582764)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: emerald frisky school cafeteria tattoo

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585013)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:06 AM
Author: stirring vengeful sex offender

ty ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585057)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:49 PM
Author: charismatic nudist striped hyena

REVERSE BIG WILLIE STYLE???? (Oedipus the King)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582774)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: charismatic nudist striped hyena

stfu pensive (The Catcher in the Rye)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582793)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:55 PM
Author: bateful crackhouse nowag

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583392)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:40 PM
Author: carnelian center

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589683)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:52 PM
Author: charismatic nudist striped hyena

ITT female XOers DESCRIBE their raep fantasies. (The Story of O)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582815)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:13 PM
Author: multi-colored underhanded set

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583017)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:57 PM
Author: Cocky cerebral bbw

Sweet plans (Of Mice and Men)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582871)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:09 PM
Author: Chocolate dilemma national security agency

Not in Arkansas anymore [Bluesmoke] - Wizard of Oz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582985)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:09 AM
Author: titillating mewling twinkling uncleanness love of her life

Took a ride with a NIGGER today [Huck Finn]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584424)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:19 AM
Author: walnut prole

Felt unsure about callback - send thank you note? [Catch-22]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584594)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:44 AM
Author: Thirsty ivory regret hall

OCI 2009

[And Then There Were None]

(a.k.a.: Ten Little Niggers)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584910)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: harsh angry box office

OCI ITE (Lord of the Flies)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13613470)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:46 AM
Author: Sexy Supple Bawdyhouse

RATING POASTERS as 19th century Duchesses [Vanity Fair]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584918)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:47 AM
Author: Thirsty ivory regret hall

My job hunt [The Neverending Story]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584922)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:47 AM
Author: Thirsty ivory regret hall

My Girlfriend's Vagina [The Dark Crystal]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584924)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:47 AM
Author: maniacal purple becky

lol! stupid bitch kills self because her bf was passed out [romeo & juliet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584925)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:58 AM
Author: stirring vengeful sex offender

Rach, why can't we be together (*bel*) [The Kite Runner]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584998)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: stirring vengeful sex offender

Is there something wrong with my face? (BPM) [Flatland]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585009)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 7:46 AM
Author: fear-inspiring swashbuckling nibblets

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586808)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:40 PM
Author: infuriating laughsome pistol

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588296)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:10 PM
Author: bespoke bull headed trailer park

BURN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599883)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: maniacal purple becky

law firm to gay attorney: ding, fag! [philadelphia]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585010)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 7:32 AM
Author: bateful crackhouse nowag

some people are interpreting the term "literary classic" pretty broadly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586797)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:02 AM
Author: stirring vengeful sex offender

Tell me about this whokebe fellow? [The Prophet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585031)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:03 AM
Author: Free-loading shitlib market

My 2 ALPHA dogs just died. Feeling sad :( (Where the Red Fern Grows)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585036)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:17 AM
Author: Marvelous sable idea he suggested stage

Helen is a 6, 6.5 tops [The Iliad]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585605)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:20 AM
Author: sticky range candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585639)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:19 AM
Author: Thriller Ratface

Me liked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586668)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 1:14 AM
Author: multi-colored underhanded set

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610173)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:26 AM
Author: Trip Coldplay Fan

couldnt sit down on public transportation cause of some dood, guess race [ huck finn ]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585697)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:42 AM
Author: lascivious bat shit crazy incel water buffalo

One shit-storm after another, clients and partners both trying to kill me; I-bankers are lining up to bang my wife. (The Odyssey)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586370)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:54 AM
Author: flushed swollen pisswyrm

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587500)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:05 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

*claps*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599856)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:14 AM
Author: Thriller Ratface

pensive taking ?s [Fahrenheit 451]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586659)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:34 PM
Author: Canary clown

I liked this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588249)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:33 AM
Author: Trip Coldplay Fan

How much should I tip? [Wealth of Nations]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586699)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:33 AM
Author: Slimy Legal Warrant

The Secret Diary of Whokebe [Mein Kampf]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586702)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 6:58 AM
Author: Fragrant athletic conference pozpig

*Goes to the off-topic board* [heart of darkness]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586776)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:55 AM
Author: flushed swollen pisswyrm

*Goes to the "Garbage" Board* [lord jim]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587507)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

*Dies there* [Nostromo]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589657)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:23 AM
Author: Light forum

*Is an Asian*

*Furiously writes violent fantasies*

(The Art of War)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587712)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:24 AM
Author: Light forum

Can a law degree help me get into FBI?

(Sherlock Holmes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587718)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:25 AM
Author: Light forum

ITT: I explain what is wrong with capitalism

(Communist Manifesto)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587722)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:27 AM
Author: Irate Mint Piazza

vn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587738)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:53 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589783)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:27 AM
Author: Irate Mint Piazza

You know nothing, Harvard [Estrada] (Song of Ice and Fire)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587735)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:29 AM
Author: Light forum

wgwag

(wild gorillas with asian guy)

(The Jungle Book)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587747)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:30 AM
Author: Light forum

man beheads wife. guess religion?

(arabian nights)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587748)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:33 AM
Author: Irate Mint Piazza

I unwittingly sacrificed my child for a chance at a man and a future [Many XOXO women] (A Song of Ice and Fire)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587770)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:36 AM
Author: Irate Mint Piazza

The seed is strong (a story of cuckoldery) (A Song of Ice and Fire)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587783)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:37 AM
Author: Irate Mint Piazza

A woo woo (A Christmas Carol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587795)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:42 PM
Author: infuriating laughsome pistol

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588316)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:44 AM
Author: splenetic factory reset button

Actual female here, thinking about cuckolding striver husband with alpha, taking q's [The Awakening]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587855)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:09 PM
Author: Hilarious church personal credit line

Accidentally hit a nig with my car, should I grow a beard? (Bonfire of the Vanities)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588024)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 12:32 AM
Author: infuriating laughsome pistol

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13628311)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:27 PM
Author: pea-brained black jew community account

this is worth saving; brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588175)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:55 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

Glad people are enjoying the thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592540)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:32 PM
Author: pea-brained black jew community account

whokebe retired today; or maybe yesterday. [the stranger]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588224)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:33 PM
Author: walnut prole

Thread by female poster [The Crying Game]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588241)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:42 PM
Author: Fragrant athletic conference pozpig

you must find a job, i can't find a job, i'll find a job (estrada) [the unnameable]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588323)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:43 PM
Author: infuriating laughsome pistol

wmtp taking questions (the analects)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588326)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:44 PM
Author: Fragrant athletic conference pozpig

Ah, simple jewish man living in los angeles! Ah, humanity! [bartleby the scrivener]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588334)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:01 PM
Author: Irate Mint Piazza

My wife found out about my GF and they both left me and I fell down and broke my face, now I'm in AA though (Confessions of St. Augustine)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588486)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:01 PM
Author: garnet dysfunction step-uncle's house

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837014)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:26 PM
Author: Galvanic indian lodge tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588698)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:28 PM
Author: slate contagious coffee pot

To be fair,

"SUMMON: C+C (bothered)"

[The Old Man and the Sea]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588711)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: Galvanic indian lodge tank

Aspie male, 26, living in parents' basement - Kill Self? [The Virgin Suicides]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588724)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

How much does childhood work experience matter for clerkship? [David Copperfield]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589690)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:46 PM
Author: carnelian center

"Rasquatch, Pensive, Rowan and :D having family issues. Blue Smoke cooks them dinner" - Sound and the Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589722)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:48 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

Hi pensive! [The Importance of Being Earnest]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589736)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: carnelian center

"Just got violently lathamed, chances at Cali shiTTTlaw ITE? (ShockDoctrine, Estrada, Earl, Carbozo, depressedsad,V-17 troll, Dr. Science, rape101, etc.)" - The Grapes of Wrath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589747)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:54 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589791)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:47 PM
Author: walnut prole

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592493)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:48 PM
Author: walnut prole

Or even better "Thinking of taking this Cali shitlaw position [link to dubious craigslist ad]"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592501)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: Histrionic hot jewess lodge

This is fucking awesome. tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13600100)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: Grizzly stubborn useless brakes private investor

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837282)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 4:10 PM
Author: Deranged hell

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&mc=68&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589921)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 8:30 PM
Author: Irate Mint Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13591436)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 8:39 PM
Author: Violent degenerate den

Just had amazing sex with someone NOT my boyfriend (imightbeiant)----> Madame Bovary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13591503)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:45 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592479)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:54 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface

How will adcoms view a B in Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Fortune? [Hamlet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592532)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 12:24 PM
Author: pea-brained black jew community account

fucking brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13631092)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 11:36 AM
Author: bateful crackhouse nowag

NICE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805856)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:24 PM
Author: ruddy principal's office preventive strike

Any part of the South not TTT full of retards, whores and aspie virgins?- the sound and the fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599969)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:27 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Effete Senate

Neighbor poaching my internet, how can I cut him off? (Peloponesian War)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599994)



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Date: December 20th, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: Arousing jet foreskin

Flunking out of boarding school, taking ?'s (box)

[Catcher in the Rye]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13607032)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 1:11 AM
Author: Marvelous sable idea he suggested stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610139)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 1:18 AM
Author: Low-t cream spot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13628831)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 7:51 AM
Author: Hideous comical persian

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13630124)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 11:47 PM
Author: maize crotch

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14795688)



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Date: December 20th, 2009 6:35 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Maroon Stain

*I had a great future at one point. Then I tried to improve life standing with law school.* (Candide)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13607131)



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Date: December 20th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: aquamarine stag film indirect expression

BAM! Hot Daughter! (lolita)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13607144)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 12:56 AM
Author: honey-headed kitchen wrinkle

YALE UG now top 1% at Cooley. LOL @ poors?

(A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610015)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 1:33 AM
Author: boyish bat-shit-crazy immigrant

BAM! my hot twin sister is a waitress at an indian restaurant. how to bang? (without tipping)

[god of small things]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13628994)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 2:16 AM
Author: Ruby Parlour Associate

Here's my biography, Jigsaw - TMF [The Bible]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13629344)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 7:01 AM
Author: Spectacular filthy base

Im gonna pwn at WUSTL and get a great job.

[The Road]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13630066)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:08 PM
Author: big unhinged codepig main people

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14012155)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:21 PM
Author: aromatic talking trust fund

classic bumpage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14002288)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:41 PM
Author: Rusted theater dragon

you have an odd access to things that should be hard to find (Siddhartha)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14002522)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:55 PM
Author: blathering location goal in life

Living off the land in Alaska is easy (rudolph) [into the wild]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14002685)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 11:01 AM
Author: Irradiated hyperventilating pocket flask

Sadly overlooked. This is one of my favorites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929307)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:01 PM
Author: big unhinged codepig main people

I will get laid by so many hot Eastern Bloc women when I'm a doctor (BooR) (The Unbearable Lightness of Being)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14012114)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 3:45 PM
Author: Pungent locale volcanic crater

So getting laid tonight, hot women just invited me over for some caroling [Little Women]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14014017)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 11:46 PM
Author: Hideous comical persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14795661)



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Date: April 23rd, 2010 12:07 AM
Author: magical excitant point

Relieved--Latham just had firm-wide meeting; promised no layoffs [Darkness at Noon]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14795990)



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Date: November 11th, 2010 5:16 PM
Author: Flirting Temple Jap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16526898)



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Date: April 23rd, 2010 12:11 AM
Author: high-end cracking new version

BOYFRIEND KILLEDSELF -- WILL BE ALONE FOREVER, HALP! [romeo & juliet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14796044)



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Date: April 23rd, 2010 12:16 AM
Author: charismatic nudist striped hyena

Do I fuck Asian girls? lol i guess so. i guess so. (Snow Falling on Cedars)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14796105)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 7:37 AM
Author: Bistre station brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928832)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 7:55 AM
Author: Appetizing opaque antidepressant drug meetinghouse

Who else is coming to the LA meetup? [No Exit]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928846)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 7:59 AM
Author: Bistre station brethren

sonic shows up to pwn them all [Elephant]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928852)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 8:09 AM
Author:  scarlet abode gunner

Obama critics are racist. [1984]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928859)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 8:46 AM
Author: Bipolar chad blood rage

172

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928900)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 10:04 AM
Author: Flesh Corn Cake Theatre

d00d goes for a walk around Dublin. Nothing happens.

(Ulysses)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929071)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 10:07 AM
Author:  mischievous address

you're doing it wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929079)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 10:07 AM
Author: Beta genital piercing

My mom is an objective 9, a good f*ck. Taking Qs. [Oedipus]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929078)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 10:07 AM
Author: Beta genital piercing

Considering switching to BIGWHALE. Credited? [Moby Dick]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929080)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:45 PM
Author: cruel-hearted tanning salon generalized bond

Buries self in basement for weeks at a time playing WoW. (On Walden Pond)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931271)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:51 PM
Author: up-to-no-good reading party

Dad making us move to some 3rd world desert shithole full of poors (Dune)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931297)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:53 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle disturbing milk whorehouse

Leinart: Caligula still the more alpha emperor (I, Claudius)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931321)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle disturbing milk whorehouse

Rancid Festering TTT in decline [Fall of the House of Usher]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931334)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 4:02 PM
Author: mustard haunting corner

Breaking Point: Threw a turd at a niggress [Pincipia Mathematica]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931393)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 4:05 PM
Author: mustard haunting corner

Did jew bitches in the holocaust suck dick for protein? [Night]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931415)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 4:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle disturbing milk whorehouse

Jesus died. He really died :( (Where's your messiah now?!?) --New Testament

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931471)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 4:18 PM
Author: Free-loading shitlib market

just ran from the carabinieri, should i grow a beard? (A Farewell to Arms)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931565)



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Date: November 11th, 2010 4:55 PM
Author:  outnumbered keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16526673)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:12 PM
Author: Gaped Office Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781943)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:17 PM
Author: Mahogany resort trump supporter

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781980)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:18 PM
Author: Mahogany resort trump supporter

lisa rowe taking your proposals itt (the taming of the shrew)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781994)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:20 PM
Author: Mahogany resort trump supporter

askav taking qs on wine, love, life (the rubaiyat of omar khayyam)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782012)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author:  karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782326)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:25 PM
Author: Mahogany resort trump supporter

twist and i made sex tapes (the marriage of heaven and hell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782041)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author: Mahogany resort trump supporter

i judge men's dateability by the furniture they have (pride and prejudice)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782080)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:45 PM
Author: red university

Okay, who are the smartest poasters here? [The Republic]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782153)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 2:50 PM
Author: Mahogany resort trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16836941)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:06 PM
Author: garnet dysfunction step-uncle's house

That's it - I'm switching to a pumo [The Invisible Man]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837053)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 8:00 AM
Author: walnut prole

like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315333)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:11 PM
Author: garnet dysfunction step-uncle's house

Had amazing sex with someone NOT my boyfriend! [The Scarlet Letter]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837093)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:12 PM
Author: garnet dysfunction step-uncle's house

You are all apes [The Origin of Species]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837101)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:13 PM
Author: garnet dysfunction step-uncle's house

Got back into biglaw!!! [TMF] [Faust]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837104)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:13 PM
Author: garnet dysfunction step-uncle's house

I'll be able to get biglaw from Michigan, right? [Candide]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837108)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:14 PM
Author: garnet dysfunction step-uncle's house

Answering q's on any topic [Summa Theologica]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837114)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author:  Locus

Taking Q's (rape101) [A Clockwork Orange]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837254)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:47 PM
Author: Grizzly stubborn useless brakes private investor

lonley shrew at 33, finally met a great guy on OKcupid; how many messages until I ask him out? [revolutionary road]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837327)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 8:16 AM
Author: Navy cruise ship philosopher-king

USAJobs.gov is FLAME bros (Hobbes' Leviathan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315362)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 8:20 AM
Author: Navy cruise ship philosopher-king

Libtards, why u no mad they killed you?

(Cry the Beloved Country)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315366)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 9:01 AM
Author: Appetizing opaque antidepressant drug meetinghouse

AZN dood defies godly command of NOWAG, shitstorm ensues [Paradise Lost]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315469)



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Date: July 9th, 2011 1:29 AM
Author:  feces school

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18457262)



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Date: July 9th, 2011 1:33 AM
Author: Navy cruise ship philosopher-king

Not flame, prole gf pregnant, life ruined (Jude the Obscure)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18457298)



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Date: July 9th, 2011 2:33 AM
Author: Twinkling Yapping National

A Tree Grows In Brooklyn (Blue Smoke)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18457664)