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ITT rewrite literary classics as xoxo posts

I'll start. LOL Harvard virgin killself over slutty siste...
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
When the FUCK will :D's mom let him out of the attic. [Jane...
..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...  12/17/09
I laughed.
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
The true tale of :D can be found by reading The Diary of Ann...
.com  12/17/09
ROFL
attidood the poaster  12/17/09
excellent
OperaSoprano atop a Black Stallion  12/17/09
180
WhitePride  12/21/09
awesome.
Hittin' It This Second  08/31/10
180
Gibreel "fuck my ass" Farishta  12/11/10
*Benevolent white dood tames an angry black* (Robinson Cruso...
hank_scorpio  12/17/09
If I keep working on my plan I can get back into biglaw. (TM...
-:-:-:-:-  12/17/09
How do I know you're a flame in those other threads? This i...
The Pumo Army of to be fair  12/17/09
My posts are just as intelligent in those threads. Ok? Good
-:-:-:-:-  12/17/09
*Finds Frodo. Throws the Ring into this FLAME*
The Pumo Army of to be fair  12/17/09
i think it is five alive!
......,.,.,.,,,,.,,,,,,.,.,,,,.,;;,,.,,,  12/17/09
that would be epic. fa! is a pretty damn good poster.
The Pumo Army of to be fair  12/17/09
I am convinced she is a woman, she has a sense of humor, and...
......,.,.,.,,,,.,,,,,,.,.,,,,.,;;,,.,,,  12/17/09
I'm flattered that you think so highly of me, but I don't ha...
-:-:-:-:-  12/17/09
*finds a heretic and burns him in your FLAME*
The Pumo Army of to be fair  12/17/09
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
...
......,.,.,.,,,,.,,,,,,.,.,,,,.,;;,,.,,,  12/17/09
175
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
This one is great.
michael yidd-killchrist  12/18/09
WHITE WHALES WITH AHAB CAPTAINS WWWAC [Moby Dick]
..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...  12/17/09
180
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
emo fag drops out of school, wanders NYC in search of the *b...
.com  12/17/09
i laffed
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,,,:::,.;,.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.  12/17/09
rofl ty
there's a wocket in my pocket  12/18/09
180
Gibreel "fuck my ass" Farishta  12/11/10
lol. 180.
DoggieDogWorld  03/25/11
did jew bitches give blowjobs in auschwitz for the protein? ...
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
oh my
furio  12/17/09
...
...;.;.;.;;;;;,;,;......  12/18/09
*Fires six guns into a herd of turd-skinned Indians. Then g...
Kenneth Pinyan  12/17/09
quite good
Call me sperm whale  12/17/09
ty
Kenneth Pinyan  12/17/09
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER [Uncle Remu...
..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...  12/17/09
180
Call me sperm whale  12/17/09
i came here to post this, except for [Othello]
..,..,.,..:,,:,..,,:::,,..,:,.;.:..:.,:,::,  12/17/09
dumb whore cheats and dumps her man, isn't satisfied with ne...
..,.,;.,.,.;.,,.;;:.,.,.,:::.,.,,.,.::.,.,,.,.  12/17/09
1xx of fat chick, engaged to older Jew, taking ?s [House of ...
..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...  12/17/09
killself. hth
DeadKennedy  12/17/09
my uncle tyrone killed my dad and married my mom queen rowan...
$~!%`/  12/17/09
SEVERELY underrated
.,.,,..,..,.,.,;,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.  12/18/09
Shitlawyer, taking q's about shitlaw [To Kill a Mockingbird]
attidood the poaster  12/17/09
lol
[:-(  12/17/09
i like this
$~!%`/  12/17/09
means a lot coming from u dood, ty^180
attidood the poaster  12/17/09
180
Ygritte  12/17/09
ty
attidood the poaster  12/17/09
excellent
The Box  12/17/09
ty
attidood the poaster  12/17/09
Lulz
Super Hans  12/17/09
180
.,,.,.,,..,...,.,.,.,  12/17/09
fuck, these are good; each one is better than the previous o...
Renada Deshada obe  12/18/09
180
.com  01/14/10
rofl!
A Complex Jewish Man Living in Dublin  01/14/10
bump for a 180
,,,,.,.,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,,,.,....,.,.,.,.,,..,.,.,,  06/22/11
models n bottles (great gatsby)
..,.,;.,.,.;.,,.;;:.,.,.,:::.,.,,.,.::.,.,,.,.  12/17/09
1 Fucking 80
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
grossly underrated
...,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,..,.,  08/31/10
whokebe, taking questions [Flowers for Algernon]
..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...  12/17/09
LOLOLOL
@xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>  12/17/09
lol
.,.,....,.,.,.,:,,,;...,:::,....,,:,.,.:...,:.::,.  12/17/09
r u d e but lol
The Box  12/17/09
this is a natural 180
..,..,.,..:,,:,..,,:::,,..,:,.;.:..:.,:,::,  12/17/09
180
"""'"'"'"  12/18/09
Notice to YLS Faculty concerning Heide Iravani [The Satanic ...
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
lol, EXCELLENT
Call me sperm whale  12/17/09
LOL even god thinks foreskins are gross! (lisa rowe) [Old Te...
Fatd00d  12/17/09
...
MOARDONGSPLZ  12/17/09
nice
The Pumo Army of to be fair  12/17/09
"Man smothers wife to death in sleep. Guess race."...
Basement | Anime | Megapost about Asians  12/17/09
Native Son?
banjo  12/23/09
I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH THE DUCKTALIANS [The Outsiders]
..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...  12/17/09
chat live with a mormon missionary! [Book of Mormon]
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
subtle mormon trolling
,,,...,,......,,....  12/17/09
tbtp and i just got back from our date (fml)------Lolita
-:-:-:-:-  12/17/09
180
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
HAHAHAHAHA he said he started reading that the morning be...
The Box  12/17/09
sup (Gravity's Rainbow)
.com  12/17/09
I loled
TwisterFan  12/18/09
2.1/142 + lots soft factors, t14 possible? (To be fair) [Pus...
$~!%`/  12/17/09
You left out "objective 2", but still well done
michael yidd-killchrist  12/17/09
Objective 8 is eyefucking me, but stuck with shrew wife. Kil...
The Pumo Army of to be fair  12/17/09
Lolita [Lolita]
amory  12/17/09
Really interested in finding a clean cut cock tonight. [Pict...
..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...  12/17/09
Well done.
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
Rewrite: my skin is flawless! (lisa rowe) [picture of dorian...
Call me sperm whale  12/17/09
180
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
...
OperaSoprano atop a Black Stallion  12/17/09
new to this twitter mining colony, tell me of this colonel w...
$~!%`/  12/17/09
180
attidood the poaster  12/17/09
180
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
fucking solid
OperaSoprano atop a Black Stallion  12/17/09
180
.,,.,.,,..,...,.,.,.,  12/17/09
the best one so far
..,..,.,..:,,:,..,,:::,,..,:,.;.:..:.,:,::,  12/17/09
titcr
A Complex Jewish Man Living in Dublin  01/14/10
outstanding
FriendlyDood  02/03/10
re180d
DoodlyFriend  12/17/10
Goddammit when am I ever gonna pwn a cunnus (Portnoy's Co...
.com  12/17/09
nice dood
,.,......,......,,,..,.,..,..  12/18/09
:D taking ?s [Notes from the Underground]
The Pumo Army of to be fair  12/17/09
177
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
170 (-8 for fucking up the title)
......,.,.,.,,,,.,,,,,,.,.,,,,.,;;,,.,,,  12/17/09
Mom bought the wrong kind of cookies, AGAIN! (:D) [Confeder...
attidood the poaster  12/17/09
Deserving of praise.
michael yidd-killchrist  12/18/09
girl i like married some other dood. why am i so beta? (Germ...
..,.,;.,.,.;.,,.;;:.,.,.,:::.,.,,.,.::.,.,,.,.  12/17/09
nice
Renada Deshada obe  12/18/09
me, solzy, c+c, carl lookin' to make a few bucks. [Brothers ...
..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...  12/17/09
lol fucking striver [Great Gatsby] BAM! You find your per...
ITT: George Martin  12/17/09
lol this dumb nigger got PWNED! (uncle tom's cabin)
..,.,;.,.,.;.,,.;;:.,.,.,:::.,.,,.,.::.,.,,.,.  12/17/09
lol Judas Iscariot getting pwn3d by Lucifer in HELL after...
.com  12/17/09
literal LOL
The Pumo Army of to be fair  12/17/09
went to the garbage bort & back, taking ?s [divine comed...
$~!%`/  12/17/09
*penis high five*
.com  12/17/09
*down lo...uhhhhh
$~!%`/  12/17/09
LOL @ disgusting fats, I crush them with rocks. PWN [Lord o...
attidood the poaster  12/17/09
underrated
.,.,...,..,..,.,:,,:,,..,:::,.,.,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,,  12/18/09
will I ever work again? (TMF) [waiting for godot]
The Pumo Army of to be fair  12/17/09
lol i love this one
The Box  12/17/09
...
WhitePride  12/21/09
tyty
Gibreel "fuck my ass" Farishta  12/11/10
taking ?s (tbtp) [Bhagavad-Gita]
The Pumo Army of to be fair  12/17/09
tyty
The Box  12/17/09
IN at Cornell [Catch-22]
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
Haha, missed this. Way better than my Catch-22.
michael yidd-killchrist  12/18/09
awesome.
Kenneth Pinyan  12/18/09
saw my boss, bob dell, going into a conference room... what ...
@xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>  12/17/09
ITT covetous kikes kill nigger [New Testament]
Fatd00d  12/17/09
Had uneasy dreams last night, woke up to find myself transfo...
michael yidd-killchrist  12/17/09
180
The Pumo Army of to be fair  12/17/09
new skadden associate taking questions [1984]
@xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>  12/17/09
lulz
attidood the poaster  12/17/09
Highly educated, expert swordsman, $1Billion net worth. Chan...
attidood the poaster  12/17/09
180
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
no girls want me, i'm going to live by a lake (BooR) [Walden...
..,.,;.,.,.;.,,.;;:.,.,.,:::.,.,,.,.::.,.,,.,.  12/17/09
sometimes i can't tell if i'm blinking or not. also my mom m...
@xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>  12/17/09
this entire forum is the joy luck club from what i understan...
..,..,.,..:,,:,..,,:::,,..,:,.;.:..:.,:,::,  12/17/09
guy pisses in girl at night?
DoggieDogWorld  12/18/09
Ding, fag! [The City and the Pillar]
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
Loud, obnoxious bird won't leave me the fuck alone. Guess ra...
attidood the poaster  12/17/09
lol
..,.,;.,.,.;.,,.;;:.,.,.,:::.,.,,.,.::.,.,,.,.  12/17/09
6'2"
@xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>  12/17/09
*DECIMATES MUSCLE MASS* [Knut Hamsun - Hunger]
michael yidd-killchrist  12/17/09
many points
@xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>  12/17/09
Texted the bartender from the other night, again. (ruskie) [...
..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...  12/17/09
ITT: Posters who remember the PR days. [100 Years of Soli...
MoreDoughHi  12/17/09
C+C, eating a Snickers bar and lacing up my sneakers [Maniac...
..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...  12/17/09
PSA: $80,000 in Houston suburbs = $160,000 in NYC [Babbit]
michael yidd-killchrist  12/17/09
underrated
rot13dood  12/17/09
wow
iwannapoststuff  12/18/09
Hey puppy n00bs, this is what an ALPHA dog looks like [Whit...
The Pumo Army of to be fair  12/17/09
lol
clerkster  02/04/10
u suck my cock, boy [The Picture of Dorian Gray]
attidood the poaster  12/17/09
Foggy Bottom here coked up billing at midnight taking questi...
$~!%`/  12/17/09
Help me with this litigation hypo [Bleak House]
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
n*****threading behind enemy lines, taking ?s [Heart of Dar...
attidood the poaster  12/17/09
Finalizing contract with Satan; need advice [Faust]
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
My whore girlfriend cheated on me. I hate women now (LAPhil...
A dumb n*gga who runs fast  12/17/09
ITT: Rate the poster above you (American Psycho)
,..,,,,...,,,,...,,.,.,.,.,,.,,.  12/17/09
lo fucking l
.,.,...,..,..,.,:,,:,,..,:::,.,.,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,,  12/18/09
u mad [The Count of Monte Cristo]
attidood the poaster  12/17/09
lololol. Fucking underrated.
..,..,,,,...,...,,,.  12/17/09
Taking questions about my awesome, awesome life (RSF) [th...
@xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>  12/17/09
Alpha dood settles for cheerful objective 6 [Pride and Pr...
twentynine  12/17/09
179
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
this was good
./...;;.....;..'.....;....,,.,.,.,.  12/17/09
lmao
~~~}}}}}-\'<  12/17/09
excellent and accurate
Reema Bajaj's bolt on tits  12/18/09
Ding! Le fag [The Hunchback of Notre Dame]
attidood the poaster  12/17/09
I paid Rowan a visit and then I started to get money in the ...
-:-:-:-:-  12/17/09
LMAO at Rowan decaying in her wedding dress.
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
A hairy short still can't get women even after saving the wo...
twentynine  12/17/09
I kidnap a little blonde girl with blue eyes and take her ho...
A dumb n*gga who runs fast  12/17/09
ty *BLOTS LITTLE BLONDE GIRL OUT*
runny hider  12/17/09
18000000000000000
Levi-Civita symbol  12/18/09
severely underrated
,.';:,:.,,.::;;':...,:;',..,;:.,'::',.:;  12/18/09
I put on my robe and wizard hat [Harry Potter]
The Pumo Army of to be fair  12/17/09
LOL @ this flame [New testament]
Call me sperm whale  12/17/09
underrated
~~~}}}}}-\'<  12/17/09
180
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/18/09
Going solo after graduation, taking Qs [Mutiny on the Bounty...
atreu  12/17/09
Lathamed, taking Qs [Men Against the Sea]
atreu  12/17/09
Solo exit options? [Pitcairn's Island]
atreu  12/17/09
Blind fucker just delivered second subpoena. Pushed him int...
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
The NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER ...
Joylessly Buttfucking Rasqie's Big Retarded Mouth  12/17/09
wgwag [Moby Dick]
abebeed  12/17/09
Hot married bitch totally into me IRL [Lady Chatterly's Love...
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
Tl, dr, killself [The Pale King]
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
i like it
@xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>  12/17/09
Is Mecca the new YLS? [Koran]
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
Fuck AA. Niggers took my plantation. [Absalom, Absalom!]
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
It was the best of flames; it was the worst of flames. It wa...
..,..,..,...,,,...,..,.,,.,..,.,,  12/17/09
So I went out to get a corn cob... [Sanctuary]
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
Your mother is a fish HTH [As I Lay Dying]
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
tfyt. BAM! You inherit $$$$. Get them teeth?
Surprisingly Bountiful Alabaster Power Bottom  12/18/09
LOL, nice! tytyty
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/18/09
Best V5 for recently outted niggers? [Light in August]
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
no homo [The Ballad of Reading Gaol]
twentynine  12/17/09
TBF here, unsure [midnight's children]
runny hider  12/17/09
15% tip for waiters ITE?[Wuthering Heights]
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
man why can't i just pwn cunnus all day and eat the occasion...
runny hider  12/17/09
A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown,...
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
Damn dood, you've got some great ones on here
.com  01/14/10
There are no women on xoxo [Orlando]
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
decided not to do a copycat today at hastings [deadeye di...
@xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>  12/17/09
cuckolded my BF with a minister and got preggers. what do y...
The Box  12/17/09
LOL@poors starting new country [Animal Farm]
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/17/09
180
The Pumo Army of to be fair  12/17/09
ty
.com  12/17/09
not really sure re: things. (guy.) --> Catcher in the Ry...
The Box  12/17/09
Holy Fuck, Rach is Logging IPs!!! (1984)
The Pumo Army of to be fair  12/17/09
i like
mary disappointed after finding out it's a boy  04/22/10
BAM! Hot mother! (Oedipus)
Pumo  12/17/09
i'm an alpha d00d, a generally nice master man, who will giv...
Two plain, Dr. Brown cherry  12/17/09
ty
.com  12/17/09
I have to say, there are too many 180's ITT to award them in...
attidood the poaster  12/17/09
Seriously, this turned out to be an epic thread. I am jealou...
.,.,....,.,.,.,:,,,;...,:::,....,,:,.,.:...,:.::,.  12/17/09
:D and TBF taking ?'s on rape (Of Mice and Men)
Library Bathroom Holocaust  12/17/09
tons of great ones ITT but this one really made me LOL
.......,..,,,,,,..,.....,,,,.,...,..,...,  12/17/10
*GASSES THREAD* [Schindler's List]
~~~}}}}}-\'<  12/17/09
i LOLed.
legal_superstarr  02/05/10
1. Murder rich old hag. 2. ??? 3. PROFIT! (Crime and...
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.  12/17/09
nice
.,.,..,...,.,.,:,,:,...,::::::,...,,..:.,:.::,,  12/17/09
like it
michael yidd-killchrist  12/18/09
well played
mary disappointed after finding out it's a boy  12/18/09
pure-of-heart man leaves his non-heroic wife in northern min...
Cowboys and Franzens  12/17/09
taking questions on my lifestyle of tutoring in l.a. (dow...
@xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>  12/17/09
*Is alpha dude with 6-figure job who downs soma and pwns cun...
LathamTouchedMe  12/17/09
titc alpha-beta joke
@xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>  12/17/09
deferred associates congregate ITT [the boxcar children]
$~!%`/  12/17/09
vn
iwannapoststuff  12/18/09
180
United Against a Nuclear Latham  02/04/10
nice
i'll see u in another life...when we r both pumos  12/11/10
ROFL! LATHAMED!!!!!!!!! [all quiet on the western front]
FedSoc member at Brooklyn Law School  12/17/09
quit BIGLAW to travel the world, taking insults and congraul...
Call me sperm whale  12/17/09
need advice, am LUSTING after an eagle-nosed jew [of human b...
Call me sperm whale  12/17/09
Is murdering a fat justified or merely excused? (Lord of the...
atmtp  12/17/09
I found true love! He's homeless but plays the harmonica! [B...
rot13dood  12/17/09
LOL
@xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>  12/17/09
holy shit lol
The Box  12/17/09
!
iwannapoststuff  12/18/09
shit...hilarious.
200 eggrolls for citizenship bro  02/04/10
I may sound like a man but honestly I am a female. (Atlas Sh...
a lone poasteurman  12/17/09
tl;dr (War and Peace)
Library Bathroom Holocaust  12/17/09
underrated
mary disappointed after finding out it's a boy  12/18/09
nice
lalalalallalalalalaa  12/19/09
WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG ...
..,..,.,..:,,:,..,,:::,,..,:,.;.:..:.,:,::,  12/17/09
Poors, lol [The Jungle]
rot13dood  12/17/09
HTH (Faust)
..,..,,,,...,...,,,.  12/17/09
...
.,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,.  07/10/11
Jews, best at ks? [Merchant of Venice]
rot13dood  12/17/09
nice
Reema Bajaj's bolt on tits  12/18/09
ty ty.
rot13dood  12/18/09
REVERSE BIG WILLIE STYLE???? (Oedipus the King)
..,..,,,,...,...,,,.  12/17/09
stfu pensive (The Catcher in the Rye)
..,..,,,,...,...,,,.  12/17/09
nice
.com  12/17/09
lol
Kenneth Pinyan  12/18/09
ITT female XOers DESCRIBE their raep fantasies. (The Story ...
..,..,,,,...,...,,,.  12/17/09
LOL
twentynine  12/17/09
Sweet plans (Of Mice and Men)
a lone poasteurman  12/17/09
Not in Arkansas anymore [Bluesmoke] - Wizard of Oz
.,...,,....,.,.,..,..,..,  12/17/09
Took a ride with a NIGGER today [Huck Finn]
Daenerys_Targaryen  12/18/09
Felt unsure about callback - send thank you note? [Catch-22]
michael yidd-killchrist  12/18/09
OCI 2009 [And Then There Were None] (a.k.a.: Ten Litt...
.,.,...,..,..,.,:,,:,,..,:::,.,.,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,,  12/18/09
OCI ITE (Lord of the Flies)
'.,'.,'.,'.,-,.-,..;;,..;,,...;,,,,..  12/21/09
RATING POASTERS as 19th century Duchesses [Vanity Fair]
amtp  12/18/09
My job hunt [The Neverending Story]
.,.,...,..,..,.,:,,:,,..,:::,.,.,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,,  12/18/09
My Girlfriend's Vagina [The Dark Crystal]
.,.,...,..,..,.,:,,:,,..,:::,.,.,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,,  12/18/09
lol! stupid bitch kills self because her bf was passed out [...
"""'"'"'"  12/18/09
Rach, why can't we be together (*bel*) [The Kite Runner]
rot13dood  12/18/09
Is there something wrong with my face? (BPM) [Flatland]
rot13dood  12/18/09
lol
@xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>  12/18/09
180
Mountain Dood  12/18/09
BURN
lalalalallalalalalaa  12/19/09
law firm to gay attorney: ding, fag! [philadelphia]
"""'"'"'"  12/18/09
some people are interpreting the term "literary classic...
.com  12/18/09
Tell me about this whokebe fellow? [The Prophet]
rot13dood  12/18/09
My 2 ALPHA dogs just died. Feeling sad :( (Where the Red Fer...
mary disappointed after finding out it's a boy  12/18/09
Helen is a 6, 6.5 tops [The Iliad]
TNSJTP  12/18/09
...
McBeef E. Cholow  12/18/09
Me liked.
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/18/09
lol
twentynine  12/21/09
couldnt sit down on public transportation cause of some dood...
there's a wocket in my pocket  12/18/09
One shit-storm after another, clients and partners both tryi...
ahahaahahaa  12/18/09
tytyty
...............,.,.........,,,,,.........  12/18/09
*claps*
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/19/09
pensive taking ?s [Fahrenheit 451]
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/18/09
I liked this
IronMonkey  12/18/09
How much should I tip? [Wealth of Nations]
there's a wocket in my pocket  12/18/09
The Secret Diary of Whokebe [Mein Kampf]
,.,......,......,,,..,.,..,..  12/18/09
*Goes to the off-topic board* [heart of darkness]
Call me sperm whale  12/18/09
*Goes to the "Garbage" Board* [lord jim]
...............,.,.........,,,,,.........  12/18/09
*Dies there* [Nostromo]
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/18/09
*Is an Asian* *Furiously writes violent fantasies* (Th...
,..,,,,...,,,,...,,.,.,.,.,,.,,.  12/18/09
Can a law degree help me get into FBI? (Sherlock Holmes)
,..,,,,...,,,,...,,.,.,.,.,,.,,.  12/18/09
ITT: I explain what is wrong with capitalism (Communist M...
,..,,,,...,,,,...,,.,.,.,.,,.,,.  12/18/09
vn
iwannapoststuff  12/18/09
!!!
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/18/09
You know nothing, Harvard [Estrada] (Song of Ice and Fire)
iwannapoststuff  12/18/09
wgwag (wild gorillas with asian guy) (The Jungle Book)
,..,,,,...,,,,...,,.,.,.,.,,.,,.  12/18/09
man beheads wife. guess religion? (arabian nights)
,..,,,,...,,,,...,,.,.,.,.,,.,,.  12/18/09
I unwittingly sacrificed my child for a chance at a man and ...
iwannapoststuff  12/18/09
The seed is strong (a story of cuckoldery) (A Song of Ice an...
iwannapoststuff  12/18/09
A woo woo (A Christmas Carol)
iwannapoststuff  12/18/09
lol
Mountain Dood  12/18/09
Actual female here, thinking about cuckolding striver husban...
Talib Kweli  12/18/09
Accidentally hit a nig with my car, should I grow a beard? (...
,.,...,..,,,.,:.,:,.;.,,:::,..,,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.  12/18/09
180
Mountain Dood  12/23/09
this is worth saving; brilliant
Renada Deshada obe  12/18/09
Glad people are enjoying the thread.
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/18/09
whokebe retired today; or maybe yesterday. [the stranger]
Renada Deshada obe  12/18/09
Thread by female poster [The Crying Game]
michael yidd-killchrist  12/18/09
you must find a job, i can't find a job, i'll find a job (es...
Call me sperm whale  12/18/09
wmtp taking questions (the analects)
Mountain Dood  12/18/09
Ah, simple jewish man living in los angeles! Ah, humanity! [...
Call me sperm whale  12/18/09
My wife found out about my GF and they both left me and I fe...
iwannapoststuff  12/18/09
ty
DoodlyFriend  12/17/10
...
&^$*(*  12/18/09
To be fair, "SUMMON: C+C (bothered)" [The Ol...
To be fair  12/18/09
Aspie male, 26, living in parents' basement - Kill Self? [Th...
&^$*(*  12/18/09
How much does childhood work experience matter for clerkship...
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/18/09
"Rasquatch, Pensive, Rowan and :D having family issues....
Kenneth Pinyan  12/18/09
Hi pensive! [The Importance of Being Earnest]
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/18/09
"Just got violently lathamed, chances at Cali shiTTTlaw...
Kenneth Pinyan  12/18/09
180
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/18/09
lol
michael yidd-killchrist  12/18/09
Or even better "Thinking of taking this Cali shitlaw po...
michael yidd-killchrist  12/18/09
This is fucking awesome. tytyty
The Pumo Army of to be fair  12/19/09
awesome
.......,..,,,,,,..,.....,,,,.,...,..,...,  12/17/10
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&mc=6...
"""''""''''  12/18/09
...
iwannapoststuff  12/18/09
Just had amazing sex with someone NOT my boyfriend (imightb...
A dumb n*gga who runs fast  12/18/09
Well done.
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/18/09
How will adcoms view a B in Slings and Arrows of Outrageous ...
Part-Time Faulkner Schtick  12/18/09
fucking brilliant
Renada Deshada obe  12/23/09
NICE
.com  01/14/10
Any part of the South not TTT full of retards, whores and as...
Occupation is a crime, Ferguson to Palestine.  12/19/09
Neighbor poaching my internet, how can I cut him off? (Pelo...
I}e$H /-\ u N  12/19/09
Flunking out of boarding school, taking ?'s (box) [Catche...
abcd12345  12/20/09
...
TNSJTP  12/21/09
180
mighty_duck  12/23/09
180
.,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:,,.:,:::.,,.,:,.,.::.:.,:.::,.  12/23/09
lol
The Box  04/22/10
*I had a great future at one point. Then I tried to improve...
......,,,.............,,,........,,,......  12/20/09
BAM! Hot Daughter! (lolita)
Pumo  12/20/09
YALE UG now top 1% at Cooley. LOL @ poors? (A Connecticut...
..,.,...;;..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..,.,.  12/21/09
BAM! my hot twin sister is a waitress at an indian restauran...
Anaximander  12/23/09
Here's my biography, Jigsaw - TMF [The Bible]
,,,,,,,,.,.,.,.............,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,....  12/23/09
Im gonna pwn at WUSTL and get a great job. [The Road]
Ficken Fressen und Fernsehen  12/23/09
180
United Against a Nuclear Latham  02/04/10
classic bumpage
attidood the poaster  02/03/10
you have an odd access to things that should be hard to find...
  02/03/10
Living off the land in Alaska is easy (rudolph) [into the w...
.,.,.,...,..,,,,...,.,,..,..,;.;,.;.  02/03/10
Sadly overlooked. This is one of my favorites.
schmeee  08/31/10
I will get laid by so many hot Eastern Bloc women when I'm a...
United Against a Nuclear Latham  02/04/10
So getting laid tonight, hot women just invited me over for ...
......,..,.,,,,,,,,.,...,.  02/04/10
...
.,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:,,.:,:::.,,.,:,.,.::.:.,:.::,.  04/22/10
Relieved--Latham just had firm-wide meeting; promised no lay...
""'''""''"''  04/23/10
180
JohnPaulStevens  11/11/10
BOYFRIEND KILLEDSELF -- WILL BE ALONE FOREVER, HALP! [romeo...
No Limit African Chap  04/23/10
Do I fuck Asian girls? lol i guess so. i guess so. (Snow Fa...
..,..,,,,...,...,,,.  04/23/10
...
..,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,...,.,.,.........,,.........,,,  08/31/10
Who else is coming to the LA meetup? [No Exit]
christmas  08/31/10
sonic shows up to pwn them all [Elephant]
..,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,...,.,.,.........,,.........,,,  08/31/10
Obama critics are racist. [1984]
:D  08/31/10
172
...,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,..,.,  08/31/10
d00d goes for a walk around Dublin. Nothing happens. (Uly...
Who Gives a Fuck About an Oxford Comma?  08/31/10
you're doing it wrong
.,.,...,..,.,,,:,,:,,..,::.,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::  08/31/10
My mom is an objective 9, a good f*ck. Taking Qs. [Oedipus]
',..'..,'.,.'.''..,,,,'',.'.'.'  08/31/10
Considering switching to BIGWHALE. Credited? [Moby Dick]
',..'..,'.,.'.''..,,,,'',.'.'.'  08/31/10
Buries self in basement for weeks at a time playing WoW. (On...
A man buying a bracelet at Walmart  08/31/10
Dad making us move to some 3rd world desert shithole full of...
TannerBoyle  08/31/10
Leinart: Caligula still the more alpha emperor (I, Claudius)
Hittin' It This Second  08/31/10
Rancid Festering TTT in decline [Fall of the House of Usher]
Hittin' It This Second  08/31/10
Breaking Point: Threw a turd at a niggress [Pincipia Mathema...
MoreDoughHi  08/31/10
Did jew bitches in the holocaust suck dick for protein? [Nig...
MoreDoughHi  08/31/10
Jesus died. He really died :( (Where's your messiah now?!?) ...
Hittin' It This Second  08/31/10
just ran from the carabinieri, should i grow a beard? (A Far...
mary disappointed after finding out it's a boy  08/31/10
...
.......................,,  11/11/10
...
i'll see u in another life...when we r both pumos  12/11/10
tyft
Gibreel Farishta  12/11/10
lisa rowe taking your proposals itt (the taming of the shrew...
Gibreel Farishta  12/11/10
askav taking qs on wine, love, life (the rubaiyat of omar kh...
Gibreel Farishta  12/11/10
...
toxoplasmosis  12/11/10
twist and i made sex tapes (the marriage of heaven and hell)
Gibreel Farishta  12/11/10
i judge men's dateability by the furniture they have (pride ...
Gibreel Farishta  12/11/10
Okay, who are the smartest poasters here? [The Republic]
Deranged Penguin  12/11/10
...
Gibreel Farishta  12/17/10
That's it - I'm switching to a pumo [The Invisible Man]
DoodlyFriend  12/17/10
like it
michael yidd-killchrist  06/22/11
Had amazing sex with someone NOT my boyfriend! [The Scarlet ...
DoodlyFriend  12/17/10
You are all apes [The Origin of Species]
DoodlyFriend  12/17/10
Got back into biglaw!!! [TMF] [Faust]
DoodlyFriend  12/17/10
I'll be able to get biglaw from Michigan, right? [Candide]
DoodlyFriend  12/17/10
Answering q's on any topic [Summa Theologica]
DoodlyFriend  12/17/10
Taking Q's (rape101) [A Clockwork Orange]
Warren Wilhelm, Jr.  12/17/10
lonley shrew at 33, finally met a great guy on OKcupid; how ...
.......,..,,,,,,..,.....,,,,.,...,..,...,  12/17/10
USAJobs.gov is FLAME bros (Hobbes' Leviathan)
NihilismSuperTroll  06/22/11
Libtards, why u no mad they killed you? (Cry the Beloved ...
NihilismSuperTroll  06/22/11
AZN dood defies godly command of NOWAG, shitstorm ensues [Pa...
christmas  06/22/11
.
Doggie Suicide  07/09/11
Not flame, prole gf pregnant, life ruined (Jude the Obscure)
NihilismSuperTroll  07/09/11
A Tree Grows In Brooklyn (Blue Smoke)
''"""''''''  07/09/11


Poast new message in this thread



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:11 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

I'll start.

LOL Harvard virgin killself over slutty sister [The Sound and the Fury].

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580298)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:14 PM
Author: ..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...

When the FUCK will :D's mom let him out of the attic. [Jane Eyre]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580319)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:15 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

I laughed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580327)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:19 PM
Author: .com

The true tale of :D can be found by reading The Diary of Anne Frank upside down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580366)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: attidood the poaster

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580489)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:26 PM
Author: OperaSoprano atop a Black Stallion

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581499)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: WhitePride

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610042)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:46 PM
Author: Hittin' It This Second (I wish I had a slappy johniker :()

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931277)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:13 PM
Author: Gibreel "fuck my ass" Farishta

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781949)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:15 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

*Benevolent white dood tames an angry black* (Robinson Crusoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580331)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:16 PM
Author: -:-:-:-:-

If I keep working on my plan I can get back into biglaw. (TMF)-----Don Quixote

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580337)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:17 PM
Author: The Pumo Army of to be fair (making suggestions, ace)

How do I know you're a flame in those other threads? This is funny -- I refuse to believe you could be this witty here and that dumb everywhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580348)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:22 PM
Author: -:-:-:-:-

My posts are just as intelligent in those threads. Ok? Good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580386)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: The Pumo Army of to be fair (making suggestions, ace)

*Finds Frodo. Throws the Ring into this FLAME*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580395)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:42 PM
Author: ......,.,.,.,,,,.,,,,,,.,.,,,,.,;;,,.,,,

i think it is five alive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580535)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: The Pumo Army of to be fair (making suggestions, ace)

that would be epic. fa! is a pretty damn good poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580544)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:52 PM
Author: ......,.,.,.,,,,.,,,,,,.,.,,,,.,;;,,.,,,

I am convinced she is a woman, she has a sense of humor, and she is intelligent. this naturally leads us to fiver and possibly h.ryder if you believe they are not the same person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580642)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: -:-:-:-:-

I'm flattered that you think so highly of me, but I don't have another moniker/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580712)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: The Pumo Army of to be fair (making suggestions, ace)

*finds a heretic and burns him in your FLAME*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581183)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:48 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581205)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:38 PM
Author: ......,.,.,.,,,,.,,,,,,.,.,,,,.,;;,,.,,,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582657)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580380)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:40 PM
Author: michael yidd-killchrist

This one is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588802)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:16 PM
Author: ..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...

WHITE WHALES WITH AHAB CAPTAINS WWWAC [Moby Dick]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580343)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580381)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:18 PM
Author: .com

emo fag drops out of school, wanders NYC in search of the *best* burger, buys a whore but is too beta to pwn that cunnus, almost has *BAM* with his teacher but says "no homo", later cheers the fuck up after spending some time with his hot sister

(The Catcher in the Rye)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580354)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:20 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,,,:::,.;,.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.

i laffed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580373)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:19 AM
Author: there's a wocket in my pocket (top down, chrome spinnin')

rofl ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585628)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:32 PM
Author: Gibreel "fuck my ass" Farishta

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782083)



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Date: March 25th, 2011 10:39 PM
Author: DoggieDogWorld (PLUR@Koh Samui.tv)

lol.

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#17606572)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:20 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

did jew bitches give blowjobs in auschwitz for the protein? [The Diary of Anne Frank]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580374)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:22 PM
Author: furio

oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581481)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:21 AM
Author: ...;.;.;.;;;;;,;,;......



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586673)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: Kenneth Pinyan (earl)

*Fires six guns into a herd of turd-skinned Indians. Then gets brutally GAPED by gross old bald man* (Blood Meridian).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580376)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:26 PM
Author: Call me sperm whale

quite good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580989)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:03 PM
Author: Kenneth Pinyan (earl)

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581343)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: ..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER [Uncle Remus: His Songs and His Sayings]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580378)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:26 PM
Author: Call me sperm whale

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580993)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:36 PM
Author: ..,..,.,..:,,:,..,,:::,,..,:,.;.:..:.,:,::,

i came here to post this, except for [Othello]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582617)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:23 PM
Author: ..,.,;.,.,.;.,,.;;:.,.,.,:::.,.,,.,.::.,.,,.,.

dumb whore cheats and dumps her man, isn't satisfied with new man, kills self (anna karenina)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580389)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: ..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...

1xx of fat chick, engaged to older Jew, taking ?s [House of Mirth]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580390)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: DeadKennedy

killself. hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582272)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: $~!%`/ (nah ding man)

my uncle tyrone killed my dad and married my mom queen rowan and he's like a little darker than my dad was and it's kinda bugging me but i dunno what to do about it so i'll just poast for a while and figure it out hopefully [Scatlet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580392)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 8:31 PM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,;,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.

SEVERELY underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13591447)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: attidood the poaster

Shitlawyer, taking q's about shitlaw [To Kill a Mockingbird]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580393)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: [:-(

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580506)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: $~!%`/ (nah ding man)

i like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580509)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:44 PM
Author: attidood the poaster

means a lot coming from u dood, ty^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582120)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:08 PM
Author: Ygritte

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581370)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:44 PM
Author: attidood the poaster

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582124)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: The Box

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581597)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:45 PM
Author: attidood the poaster

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582137)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:53 PM
Author: Super Hans

Lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582210)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: .,,.,.,,..,...,.,.,.,

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582246)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:28 PM
Author: Renada Deshada obe

fuck, these are good; each one is better than the previous ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588196)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 7:54 AM
Author: .com

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805081)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 8:11 AM
Author: A Complex Jewish Man Living in Dublin

rofl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805112)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 6:36 AM
Author: ,,,,.,.,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,,,.,....,.,.,.,.,,..,.,.,,

bump for a 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315261)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: ..,.,;.,.,.;.,,.;;:.,.,.,:::.,.,,.,.::.,.,,.,.

models n bottles (great gatsby)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580397)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:28 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

1 Fucking 80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580419)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 8:46 AM
Author: ...,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,..,.,

grossly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928898)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: ..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...

whokebe, taking questions [Flowers for Algernon]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580398)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580504)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:48 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,,;...,:::,....,,:,.,.:...,:.::,.

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581623)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:50 PM
Author: The Box

r u d e but lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581647)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: ..,..,.,..:,,:,..,,:::,,..,:,.;.:..:.,:,::,

this is a natural 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582643)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:41 AM
Author: """'"'"'"

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584876)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

Notice to YLS Faculty concerning Heide Iravani [The Satanic Verses]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580403)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:27 PM
Author: Call me sperm whale

lol, EXCELLENT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581005)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: Fatd00d (Original, shameful, obese)

LOL even god thinks foreskins are gross! (lisa rowe) [Old Testament]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580404)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:28 PM
Author: MOARDONGSPLZ



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580417)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:28 PM
Author: The Pumo Army of to be fair (making suggestions, ace)

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580420)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: Basement | Anime | Megapost about Asians

"Man smothers wife to death in sleep. Guess race."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580406)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 4:59 AM
Author: banjo

Native Son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13629942)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: ..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...

I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH THE DUCKTALIANS [The Outsiders]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580413)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

chat live with a mormon missionary! [Book of Mormon]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580432)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:34 PM
Author: ,,,...,,......,,....

subtle mormon trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580457)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: -:-:-:-:-

tbtp and i just got back from our date (fml)------Lolita

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580434)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:32 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580443)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:41 PM
Author: The Box

HAHAHAHAHA

he said he started reading that the morning before we first met :3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581586)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: .com

sup

(Gravity's Rainbow)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580435)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:12 AM
Author: TwisterFan

I loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586114)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:31 PM
Author: $~!%`/ (nah ding man)

2.1/142 + lots soft factors, t14 possible? (To be fair) [Push...aka Precious]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580436)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:45 PM
Author: michael yidd-killchrist

You left out "objective 2", but still well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580570)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:31 PM
Author: The Pumo Army of to be fair (making suggestions, ace)

Objective 8 is eyefucking me, but stuck with shrew wife. Killself? [The Heart of the Matter]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580440)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:32 PM
Author: amory

Lolita [Lolita]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580444)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:33 PM
Author: ..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...

Really interested in finding a clean cut cock tonight. [Picture of Dorian Gray]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580446)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580479)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:29 PM
Author: Call me sperm whale

Rewrite: my skin is flawless! (lisa rowe) [picture of dorian gray]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581019)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:15 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581421)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: OperaSoprano atop a Black Stallion



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581518)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:33 PM
Author: $~!%`/ (nah ding man)

new to this twitter mining colony, tell me of this colonel whokebe fellow? [Heart of Darkness]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580447)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:35 PM
Author: attidood the poaster

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580466)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580492)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:30 PM
Author: OperaSoprano atop a Black Stallion

fucking solid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581523)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: .,,.,.,,..,...,.,.,.,

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582262)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:39 PM
Author: ..,..,.,..:,,:,..,,:::,,..,:,.;.:..:.,:,::,

the best one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582665)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 8:14 AM
Author: A Complex Jewish Man Living in Dublin

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805119)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:58 PM
Author: FriendlyDood

outstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14002714)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 2:56 PM
Author: DoodlyFriend

re180d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16836976)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:33 PM
Author: .com

Goddammit when am I ever gonna pwn a cunnus

(Portnoy's Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580448)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:36 AM
Author: ,.,......,......,,,..,.,..,..

nice dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586706)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:34 PM
Author: The Pumo Army of to be fair (making suggestions, ace)

:D taking ?s [Notes from the Underground]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580459)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580487)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: ......,.,.,.,,,,.,,,,,,.,.,,,,.,;;,,.,,,

170 (-8 for fucking up the title)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580560)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:34 PM
Author: attidood the poaster

Mom bought the wrong kind of cookies, AGAIN! (:D)

[Confederacy of Dunces]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580462)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:42 PM
Author: michael yidd-killchrist

Deserving of praise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588834)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:35 PM
Author: ..,.,;.,.,.;.,,.;;:.,.,.,:::.,.,,.,.::.,.,,.,.

girl i like married some other dood. why am i so beta? (Germinal)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580468)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:29 PM
Author: Renada Deshada obe

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588206)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:35 PM
Author: ..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...

me, solzy, c+c, carl lookin' to make a few bucks. [Brothers Karamazov]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580471)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:38 PM
Author: ITT: George Martin

lol fucking striver [Great Gatsby]

BAM! You find your perfect woman but have no dick [Sun Also Rises]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580494)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:38 PM
Author: ..,.,;.,.,.;.,,.;;:.,.,.,:::.,.,,.,.::.,.,,.,.

lol this dumb nigger got PWNED! (uncle tom's cabin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580497)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:38 PM
Author: .com

lol Judas Iscariot getting pwn3d by Lucifer in HELL

after an eternity of getting chewed by Satan, you give up, start losing hope

(The Divine Comedy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580498)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:41 PM
Author: The Pumo Army of to be fair (making suggestions, ace)

literal LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580528)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: $~!%`/ (nah ding man)

went to the garbage bort & back, taking ?s [divine comedy]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580505)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:40 PM
Author: .com

*penis high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580516)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:40 PM
Author: $~!%`/ (nah ding man)

*down lo...uhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580523)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: attidood the poaster

LOL @ disgusting fats, I crush them with rocks. PWN

[Lord of the Flies]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580511)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:39 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,..,.,:,,:,,..,:::,.,.,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,,

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584853)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:40 PM
Author: The Pumo Army of to be fair (making suggestions, ace)

will I ever work again? (TMF) [waiting for godot]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580515)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: The Box

lol i love this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581593)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 1:09 AM
Author: WhitePride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610117)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:35 PM
Author: Gibreel "fuck my ass" Farishta

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782100)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:41 PM
Author: The Pumo Army of to be fair (making suggestions, ace)

taking ?s (tbtp) [Bhagavad-Gita]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580524)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: The Box

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581595)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:42 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

IN at Cornell [Catch-22]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580540)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: michael yidd-killchrist

Haha, missed this. Way better than my Catch-22.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588845)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:36 PM
Author: Kenneth Pinyan (earl)

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589662)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

saw my boss, bob dell, going into a conference room... what does this mean

[a tale of two cities]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580545)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: Fatd00d (Original, shameful, obese)

ITT covetous kikes kill nigger [New Testament]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580547)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: michael yidd-killchrist

Had uneasy dreams last night, woke up to find myself transformed into a H

UMMINGBIRD HAWK MOTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580549)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: The Pumo Army of to be fair (making suggestions, ace)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580585)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

new skadden associate taking questions

[1984]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580554)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: attidood the poaster

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580559)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: attidood the poaster

Highly educated, expert swordsman, $1Billion net worth. Chances at revenge?

[The Count of Monte Cristo]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580555)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:45 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580569)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: ..,.,;.,.,.;.,,.;;:.,.,.,:::.,.,,.,.::.,.,,.,.

no girls want me, i'm going to live by a lake (BooR) [Walden]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580565)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:46 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

sometimes i can't tell if i'm blinking or not. also my mom made me take piano lessons (BPM)

(the joy luck club)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580577)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:41 PM
Author: ..,..,.,..:,,:,..,,:::,,..,:,.;.:..:.,:,::,

this entire forum is the joy luck club from what i understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582693)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:44 AM
Author: DoggieDogWorld

guy pisses in girl at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584911)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:46 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

Ding, fag! [The City and the Pillar]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580579)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: attidood the poaster

Loud, obnoxious bird won't leave me the fuck alone. Guess race?

[The Raven]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580589)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: ..,.,;.,.,.;.,,.;;:.,.,.,:::.,.,,.,.::.,.,,.,.

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580593)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

6'2"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580603)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: michael yidd-killchrist

*DECIMATES MUSCLE MASS* [Knut Hamsun - Hunger]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580591)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

many points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580608)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: ..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...

Texted the bartender from the other night, again. (ruskie) [Pride & Prejudice]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580598)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: MoreDoughHi

ITT: Posters who remember the PR days.

[100 Years of Solitude]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580607)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:49 PM
Author: ..,,...,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,,,,...

C+C, eating a Snickers bar and lacing up my sneakers [Maniac McGee]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580609)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:49 PM
Author: michael yidd-killchrist

PSA: $80,000 in Houston suburbs = $160,000 in NYC [Babbit]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580613)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:22 PM
Author: rot13dood

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582482)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:17 AM
Author: iwannapoststuff

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587669)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:52 PM
Author: The Pumo Army of to be fair (making suggestions, ace)

Hey puppy n00bs, this is what an ALPHA dog looks like [White Fang]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580640)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 10:14 PM
Author: clerkster

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14018205)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:53 PM
Author: attidood the poaster

u suck my cock, boy

[The Picture of Dorian Gray]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580653)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:54 PM
Author: $~!%`/ (nah ding man)

Foggy Bottom here coked up billing at midnight taking questions about my 180 life

[a day in the life of ivan denisovich]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580654)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:54 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

Help me with this litigation hypo [Bleak House]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580655)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:54 PM
Author: attidood the poaster

n*****threading behind enemy lines, taking ?s

[Heart of Darkness]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580660)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:58 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

Finalizing contract with Satan; need advice [Faust]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580674)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:58 PM
Author: A dumb n*gga who runs fast

My whore girlfriend cheated on me. I hate women now (LAPhil)---> The Sun Also Rises

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580675)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:00 PM
Author: ,..,,,,...,,,,...,,.,.,.,.,,.,,.

ITT: Rate the poster above you (American Psycho)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580703)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:41 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,..,.,:,,:,,..,:::,.,.,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,,

lo fucking l

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584873)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:01 PM
Author: attidood the poaster

u mad

[The Count of Monte Cristo]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580704)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:45 PM
Author: ..,..,,,,...,...,,,. (askav)

lololol. Fucking underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582728)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

Taking questions about my awesome, awesome life (RSF)

[the tailor of panama]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580716)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:03 PM
Author: twentynine (auxology troll)

Alpha dood settles for cheerful objective 6

[Pride and Prejudice]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580724)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:21 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580924)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:02 PM
Author: ./...;;.....;..'.....;....,,.,.,.,.

this was good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581339)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: ~~~}}}}}-\'<

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582254)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:51 AM
Author: Reema Bajaj's bolt on tits

excellent and accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584941)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:04 PM
Author: attidood the poaster

Ding! Le fag

[The Hunchback of Notre Dame]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580727)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:04 PM
Author: -:-:-:-:-

I paid Rowan a visit and then I started to get money in the mail [Great Expectations]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580728)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

LMAO at Rowan decaying in her wedding dress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580936)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: twentynine (auxology troll)

A hairy short still can't get women even after saving the world

[The Lord of the Rings]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580749)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: A dumb n*gga who runs fast

I kidnap a little blonde girl with blue eyes and take her home. I take my Benchmade 710 knife and slowly make 36 cuts throughout her body. Then I proceed to fuck each and every little slit I've made, making sure to drop a little jizz in each hole. I then suck the miniature love mounds on her titless chest, ending by chewing off each nipple and eating them raw. Then I grab her by the hair and swing her around in a circle over my head until she flies through the air until her hair detaches from her head. I stomp her repeatedly, making sure to lick each tear that dribbles down her pink little face. I then have her suck me off and jizz in her left eye. After which, I gouge out that eye with my knife, slice it in half, feed her one half and eat the other, forcing her to watch as I consume it. Then I skullfuck her eye socket. Afterwards, I let forth a stream of halo-yellow urine onto her right eye while I consume a liter of water. I do this until her blue eye turns an emerald green. Afterwards, I tear off her little panties and enter the little cunt making sure I use the large end of a baseball bat to properly loosen everything up since it will be so very tight. As I'm fucking her, i will make an incision into her stomach and dig through so that I can see my own penis while i'm fucking her. Then I will make her bite the pillow as I sodomize her with a live rattlesnake. When I'm done, I'll have her face the wall and smash her face in with my size 15 boot. I will then rape and sodomize her dead corpse before I cut her up and throw pieces of her to the lions at the zoo. I like the zoo. (Sonic Youth)-------------------------------> Native Son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580751)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:37 PM
Author: runny hider

ty

*BLOTS LITTLE BLONDE GIRL OUT*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581557)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:46 PM
Author: Levi-Civita symbol (IM IN UR MATRICEEZ, CALCULATIN UR DETERMINANTZ)

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588350)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: ,.';:,:.,,.::;;':...,:;',..,;:.,'::',.:;

severely underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588843)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:11 PM
Author: The Pumo Army of to be fair (making suggestions, ace)

I put on my robe and wizard hat [Harry Potter]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580784)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:34 PM
Author: Call me sperm whale

LOL @ this flame [New testament]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581069)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:15 PM
Author: ~~~}}}}}-\'<

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582403)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:31 AM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586694)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:44 PM
Author: atreu

Going solo after graduation, taking Qs [Mutiny on the Bounty]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581169)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: atreu

Lathamed, taking Qs [Men Against the Sea]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581181)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: atreu

Solo exit options? [Pitcairn's Island]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581184)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:53 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

Blind fucker just delivered second subpoena. Pushed him into creek [Treasure Island]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581251)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:58 PM
Author: Joylessly Buttfucking Rasqie's Big Retarded Mouth

The NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER of the Narcissus [The Nigger of the Narcissus]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581309)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:59 PM
Author: abebeed

wgwag [Moby Dick]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581312)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:17 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

Hot married bitch totally into me IRL [Lady Chatterly's Lover]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581447)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:21 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

Tl, dr, killself [The Pale King]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581477)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

i like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581520)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:25 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

Is Mecca the new YLS? [Koran]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581494)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:27 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

Fuck AA. Niggers took my plantation. [Absalom, Absalom!]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581504)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:28 PM
Author: ..,..,..,...,,,...,..,.,,.,..,.,,

It was the best of flames; it was the worst of flames. It was a time of nigger threads; it was a time of racial harmony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581512)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:28 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

So I went out to get a corn cob... [Sanctuary]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581514)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

Your mother is a fish HTH [As I Lay Dying]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581517)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:53 AM
Author: Surprisingly Bountiful Alabaster Power Bottom (and country ham)

tfyt.

BAM! You inherit $$$$. Get them teeth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587922)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:44 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

LOL, nice! tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589708)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:31 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

Best V5 for recently outted niggers? [Light in August]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581529)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:38 PM
Author: twentynine (auxology troll)

no homo [The Ballad of Reading Gaol]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581562)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:38 PM
Author: runny hider

TBF here, unsure [midnight's children]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581565)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:40 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

15% tip for waiters ITE?[Wuthering Heights]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581578)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:41 PM
Author: runny hider

man why can't i just pwn cunnus all day and eat the occasional asshole [tropic of cancer]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581582)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-american football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him. As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist. I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud. Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does. I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss. I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit. Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process. I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater. [Remembrance of Things Past]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581594)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 7:55 AM
Author: .com

Damn dood, you've got some great ones on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805085)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:44 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

There are no women on xoxo [Orlando]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581603)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:48 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

decided not to do a copycat today at hastings

[deadeye dick]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581633)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:50 PM
Author: The Box

cuckolded my BF with a minister and got preggers. what do you think will happen if ppl find out. (BPM) --> The Scarlet Letter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581644)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:53 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

LOL@poors starting new country [Animal Farm]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581661)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:11 PM
Author: The Pumo Army of to be fair (making suggestions, ace)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581806)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:50 PM
Author: .com

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583362)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:09 PM
Author: The Box

not really sure re: things. (guy.) --> Catcher in the Rye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581793)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:12 PM
Author: The Pumo Army of to be fair (making suggestions, ace)

Holy Fuck, Rach is Logging IPs!!! (1984)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581813)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 11:50 PM
Author: mary disappointed after finding out it's a boy (Pederastrian)

i like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14795726)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: Pumo

BAM! Hot mother! (Oedipus)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582145)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: Two plain, Dr. Brown cherry

i'm an alpha d00d, a generally nice master man, who will give the bothereds of this world models and bottles. my beta son will put you in BIGDEBT that you must pay. i BAM! you not. [bible]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582148)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:51 PM
Author: .com

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583368)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: attidood the poaster

I have to say, there are too many 180's ITT to award them individually. mad respect, xo, where would I be without you all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582150)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:59 PM
Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,,;...,:::,....,,:,.,.:...,:.::,.

Seriously, this turned out to be an epic thread. I am jealous at how creative everyone is. Well done xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582282)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:55 PM
Author: Library Bathroom Holocaust (OH GOD MY ASSHOLE IS BURNING WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND SUNS)

:D and TBF taking ?'s on rape (Of Mice and Men)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582232)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: .......,..,,,,,,..,.....,,,,.,...,..,...,

tons of great ones ITT but this one really made me LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837249)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: ~~~}}}}}-\'<

*GASSES THREAD*

[Schindler's List]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582267)



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Date: February 5th, 2010 12:28 AM
Author: legal_superstarr

i LOLed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14019959)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

1. Murder rich old hag.

2. ???

3. PROFIT!

(Crime and Punishment)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582308)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:12 PM
Author: .,.,..,...,.,.,:,,:,...,::::::,...,,..:.,:.::,,

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582382)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:20 AM
Author: michael yidd-killchrist

like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584603)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:39 AM
Author: mary disappointed after finding out it's a boy (Pederastrian)

well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584859)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:07 PM
Author: Cowboys and Franzens

pure-of-heart man leaves his non-heroic wife in northern minnesota and combats the corrupting influences of a rogue's gallery of message board posters as he makes his way to the celestial city of new york (Pilgrim's Progress)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582351)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:12 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

taking questions on my lifestyle of tutoring in l.a.

(down and out in paris and london)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582381)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:14 PM
Author: LathamTouchedMe

*Is alpha dude with 6-figure job who downs soma and pwns cunnus. Makes fun of short beta losers who can't get women and whine incessantly. (Brave New World)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582399)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:18 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

titc alpha-beta joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582446)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:16 PM
Author: $~!%`/ (nah ding man)

deferred associates congregate ITT

[the boxcar children]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582415)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:21 AM
Author: iwannapoststuff

vn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587693)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 11:59 AM
Author: United Against a Nuclear Latham

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14012108)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:18 PM
Author: i'll see u in another life...when we r both pumos

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781989)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:19 PM
Author: FedSoc member at Brooklyn Law School

ROFL! LATHAMED!!!!!!!!! [all quiet on the western front]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582459)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:22 PM
Author: Call me sperm whale

quit BIGLAW to travel the world, taking insults and congraulations [the call of the wild]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582490)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:24 PM
Author: Call me sperm whale

need advice, am LUSTING after an eagle-nosed jew [of human bondage]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582499)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:27 PM
Author: atmtp

Is murdering a fat justified or merely excused? (Lord of the Flies)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582524)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:31 PM
Author: rot13dood

I found true love! He's homeless but plays the harmonica! [Blue Smoke] (Their Eyes were Watching God)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582574)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582586)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:52 PM
Author: The Box

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583379)



Reply

Date: December 18th, 2009 11:21 AM
Author: iwannapoststuff

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587697)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:20 PM
Author: 200 eggrolls for citizenship bro

shit...hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14012237)



Reply

Date: December 17th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: a lone poasteurman

I may sound like a man but honestly I am a female. (Atlas Shrugged)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582587)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:33 PM
Author: Library Bathroom Holocaust (OH GOD MY ASSHOLE IS BURNING WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND SUNS)

tl;dr (War and Peace)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582592)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:40 AM
Author: mary disappointed after finding out it's a boy (Pederastrian)

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584867)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:09 PM
Author: lalalalallalalalalaa

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599877)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:36 PM
Author: ..,..,.,..:,,:,..,,:::,,..,:,.;.:..:.,:,::,

WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG

[The King and I]

Men suck (1xx pounds of fat chick) [The Vagina Monologues]

BAM! You tell successful joke and then come to XO to talk about it [A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582628)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: rot13dood

Poors, lol [The Jungle]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582633)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:45 PM
Author: ..,..,,,,...,...,,,. (askav)

HTH (Faust)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582739)



Reply

Date: July 10th, 2011 3:30 AM
Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,. (aktp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18466187)



Reply

Date: December 17th, 2009 9:48 PM
Author: rot13dood

Jews, best at ks? [Merchant of Venice]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582764)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: Reema Bajaj's bolt on tits

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585013)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:06 AM
Author: rot13dood

ty ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585057)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:49 PM
Author: ..,..,,,,...,...,,,. (askav)

REVERSE BIG WILLIE STYLE???? (Oedipus the King)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582774)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: ..,..,,,,...,...,,,. (askav)

stfu pensive (The Catcher in the Rye)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582793)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:55 PM
Author: .com

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583392)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:40 PM
Author: Kenneth Pinyan (earl)

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589683)



Reply

Date: December 17th, 2009 9:52 PM
Author: ..,..,,,,...,...,,,. (askav)

ITT female XOers DESCRIBE their raep fantasies. (The Story of O)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582815)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:13 PM
Author: twentynine (auxology troll)

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583017)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:57 PM
Author: a lone poasteurman

Sweet plans (Of Mice and Men)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582871)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:09 PM
Author: .,...,,....,.,.,..,..,..,

Not in Arkansas anymore [Bluesmoke] - Wizard of Oz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582985)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:09 AM
Author: Daenerys_Targaryen

Took a ride with a NIGGER today [Huck Finn]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584424)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:19 AM
Author: michael yidd-killchrist

Felt unsure about callback - send thank you note? [Catch-22]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584594)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:44 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,..,.,:,,:,,..,:::,.,.,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,,

OCI 2009

[And Then There Were None]

(a.k.a.: Ten Little Niggers)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584910)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: '.,'.,'.,'.,-,.-,..;;,..;,,...;,,,,..

OCI ITE (Lord of the Flies)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13613470)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:46 AM
Author: amtp

RATING POASTERS as 19th century Duchesses [Vanity Fair]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584918)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:47 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,..,.,:,,:,,..,:::,.,.,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,,

My job hunt [The Neverending Story]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584922)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:47 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,..,.,:,,:,,..,:::,.,.,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,,

My Girlfriend's Vagina [The Dark Crystal]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584924)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:47 AM
Author: """'"'"'"

lol! stupid bitch kills self because her bf was passed out [romeo & juliet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584925)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:58 AM
Author: rot13dood

Rach, why can't we be together (*bel*) [The Kite Runner]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584998)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: rot13dood

Is there something wrong with my face? (BPM) [Flatland]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585009)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 7:46 AM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586808)



Reply

Date: December 18th, 2009 12:40 PM
Author: Mountain Dood

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588296)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:10 PM
Author: lalalalallalalalalaa

BURN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599883)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: """'"'"'"

law firm to gay attorney: ding, fag! [philadelphia]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585010)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 7:32 AM
Author: .com

some people are interpreting the term "literary classic" pretty broadly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586797)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:02 AM
Author: rot13dood

Tell me about this whokebe fellow? [The Prophet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585031)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:03 AM
Author: mary disappointed after finding out it's a boy (Pederastrian)

My 2 ALPHA dogs just died. Feeling sad :( (Where the Red Fern Grows)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585036)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:17 AM
Author: TNSJTP

Helen is a 6, 6.5 tops [The Iliad]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585605)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:20 AM
Author: McBeef E. Cholow



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585639)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:19 AM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

Me liked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586668)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 1:14 AM
Author: twentynine (auxology troll)

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610173)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:26 AM
Author: there's a wocket in my pocket (top down, chrome spinnin')

couldnt sit down on public transportation cause of some dood, guess race [ huck finn ]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585697)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:42 AM
Author: ahahaahahaa

One shit-storm after another, clients and partners both trying to kill me; I-bankers are lining up to bang my wife. (The Odyssey)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586370)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:54 AM
Author: ...............,.,.........,,,,,.........

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587500)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:05 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

*claps*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599856)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:14 AM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

pensive taking ?s [Fahrenheit 451]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586659)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:34 PM
Author: IronMonkey

I liked this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588249)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:33 AM
Author: there's a wocket in my pocket (top down, chrome spinnin')

How much should I tip? [Wealth of Nations]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586699)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:33 AM
Author: ,.,......,......,,,..,.,..,..

The Secret Diary of Whokebe [Mein Kampf]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586702)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 6:58 AM
Author: Call me sperm whale

*Goes to the off-topic board* [heart of darkness]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586776)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:55 AM
Author: ...............,.,.........,,,,,.........

*Goes to the "Garbage" Board* [lord jim]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587507)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

*Dies there* [Nostromo]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589657)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:23 AM
Author: ,..,,,,...,,,,...,,.,.,.,.,,.,,.

*Is an Asian*

*Furiously writes violent fantasies*

(The Art of War)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587712)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:24 AM
Author: ,..,,,,...,,,,...,,.,.,.,.,,.,,.

Can a law degree help me get into FBI?

(Sherlock Holmes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587718)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:25 AM
Author: ,..,,,,...,,,,...,,.,.,.,.,,.,,.

ITT: I explain what is wrong with capitalism

(Communist Manifesto)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587722)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:27 AM
Author: iwannapoststuff

vn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587738)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:53 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589783)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:27 AM
Author: iwannapoststuff

You know nothing, Harvard [Estrada] (Song of Ice and Fire)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587735)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:29 AM
Author: ,..,,,,...,,,,...,,.,.,.,.,,.,,.

wgwag

(wild gorillas with asian guy)

(The Jungle Book)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587747)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:30 AM
Author: ,..,,,,...,,,,...,,.,.,.,.,,.,,.

man beheads wife. guess religion?

(arabian nights)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587748)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:33 AM
Author: iwannapoststuff

I unwittingly sacrificed my child for a chance at a man and a future [Many XOXO women] (A Song of Ice and Fire)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587770)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:36 AM
Author: iwannapoststuff

The seed is strong (a story of cuckoldery) (A Song of Ice and Fire)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587783)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:37 AM
Author: iwannapoststuff

A woo woo (A Christmas Carol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587795)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:42 PM
Author: Mountain Dood

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588316)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:44 AM
Author: Talib Kweli

Actual female here, thinking about cuckolding striver husband with alpha, taking q's [The Awakening]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587855)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:09 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,,,.,:.,:,.;.,,:::,..,,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.

Accidentally hit a nig with my car, should I grow a beard? (Bonfire of the Vanities)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588024)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 12:32 AM
Author: Mountain Dood

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13628311)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:27 PM
Author: Renada Deshada obe

this is worth saving; brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588175)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:55 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

Glad people are enjoying the thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592540)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:32 PM
Author: Renada Deshada obe

whokebe retired today; or maybe yesterday. [the stranger]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588224)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:33 PM
Author: michael yidd-killchrist

Thread by female poster [The Crying Game]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588241)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:42 PM
Author: Call me sperm whale

you must find a job, i can't find a job, i'll find a job (estrada) [the unnameable]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588323)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:43 PM
Author: Mountain Dood

wmtp taking questions (the analects)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588326)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:44 PM
Author: Call me sperm whale

Ah, simple jewish man living in los angeles! Ah, humanity! [bartleby the scrivener]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588334)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:01 PM
Author: iwannapoststuff

My wife found out about my GF and they both left me and I fell down and broke my face, now I'm in AA though (Confessions of St. Augustine)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588486)



Reply

Date: December 17th, 2010 3:01 PM
Author: DoodlyFriend

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837014)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:26 PM
Author: &^$*(*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588698)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:28 PM
Author: To be fair

To be fair,

"SUMMON: C+C (bothered)"

[The Old Man and the Sea]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588711)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: &^$*(*

Aspie male, 26, living in parents' basement - Kill Self? [The Virgin Suicides]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588724)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

How much does childhood work experience matter for clerkship? [David Copperfield]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589690)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:46 PM
Author: Kenneth Pinyan (earl)

"Rasquatch, Pensive, Rowan and :D having family issues. Blue Smoke cooks them dinner" - Sound and the Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589722)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:48 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

Hi pensive! [The Importance of Being Earnest]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589736)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: Kenneth Pinyan (earl)

"Just got violently lathamed, chances at Cali shiTTTlaw ITE? (ShockDoctrine, Estrada, Earl, Carbozo, depressedsad,V-17 troll, Dr. Science, rape101, etc.)" - The Grapes of Wrath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589747)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:54 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589791)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:47 PM
Author: michael yidd-killchrist

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592493)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:48 PM
Author: michael yidd-killchrist

Or even better "Thinking of taking this Cali shitlaw position [link to dubious craigslist ad]"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592501)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: The Pumo Army of to be fair (making suggestions, ace)

This is fucking awesome. tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13600100)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: .......,..,,,,,,..,.....,,,,.,...,..,...,

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837282)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 4:10 PM
Author: """''""''''

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&mc=68&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589921)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 8:30 PM
Author: iwannapoststuff



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13591436)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 8:39 PM
Author: A dumb n*gga who runs fast

Just had amazing sex with someone NOT my boyfriend (imightbeiant)----> Madame Bovary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13591503)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:45 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592479)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:54 PM
Author: Part-Time Faulkner Schtick

How will adcoms view a B in Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Fortune? [Hamlet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592532)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 12:24 PM
Author: Renada Deshada obe

fucking brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13631092)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 11:36 AM
Author: .com

NICE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805856)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:24 PM
Author: Occupation is a crime, Ferguson to Palestine.

Any part of the South not TTT full of retards, whores and aspie virgins?- the sound and the fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599969)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:27 PM
Author: I}e$H /-\ u N

Neighbor poaching my internet, how can I cut him off? (Peloponesian War)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599994)



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Date: December 20th, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: abcd12345

Flunking out of boarding school, taking ?'s (box)

[Catcher in the Rye]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13607032)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 1:11 AM
Author: TNSJTP



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610139)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 1:18 AM
Author: mighty_duck

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13628831)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 7:51 AM
Author: .,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:,,.:,:::.,,.,:,.,.::.:.,:.::,.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13630124)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 11:47 PM
Author: The Box (my bf my bf my bf my bf my bf my bf my bf my bf my bf my bf my b)

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14795688)



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Date: December 20th, 2009 6:35 PM
Author: ......,,,.............,,,........,,,......

*I had a great future at one point. Then I tried to improve life standing with law school.* (Candide)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13607131)



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Date: December 20th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: Pumo

BAM! Hot Daughter! (lolita)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13607144)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 12:56 AM
Author: ..,.,...;;..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..,.,.

YALE UG now top 1% at Cooley. LOL @ poors?

(A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610015)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 1:33 AM
Author: Anaximander

BAM! my hot twin sister is a waitress at an indian restaurant. how to bang? (without tipping)

[god of small things]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13628994)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 2:16 AM
Author: ,,,,,,,,.,.,.,.............,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,....

Here's my biography, Jigsaw - TMF [The Bible]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13629344)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 7:01 AM
Author: Ficken Fressen und Fernsehen

Im gonna pwn at WUSTL and get a great job.

[The Road]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13630066)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:08 PM
Author: United Against a Nuclear Latham

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14012155)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:21 PM
Author: attidood the poaster

classic bumpage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14002288)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:41 PM
Author:

you have an odd access to things that should be hard to find (Siddhartha)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14002522)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:55 PM
Author: .,.,.,...,..,,,,...,.,,..,..,;.;,.;.

Living off the land in Alaska is easy (rudolph) [into the wild]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14002685)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 11:01 AM
Author: schmeee

Sadly overlooked. This is one of my favorites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929307)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:01 PM
Author: United Against a Nuclear Latham

I will get laid by so many hot Eastern Bloc women when I'm a doctor (BooR) (The Unbearable Lightness of Being)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14012114)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 3:45 PM
Author: ......,..,.,,,,,,,,.,...,.

So getting laid tonight, hot women just invited me over for some caroling [Little Women]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14014017)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 11:46 PM
Author: .,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:,,.:,:::.,,.,:,.,.::.:.,:.::,. (i got the swagger of a cripple)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14795661)



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Date: April 23rd, 2010 12:07 AM
Author: ""'''""''"''

Relieved--Latham just had firm-wide meeting; promised no layoffs [Darkness at Noon]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14795990)



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Date: November 11th, 2010 5:16 PM
Author: JohnPaulStevens

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16526898)



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Date: April 23rd, 2010 12:11 AM
Author: No Limit African Chap

BOYFRIEND KILLEDSELF -- WILL BE ALONE FOREVER, HALP! [romeo & juliet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14796044)



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Date: April 23rd, 2010 12:16 AM
Author: ..,..,,,,...,...,,,.

Do I fuck Asian girls? lol i guess so. i guess so. (Snow Falling on Cedars)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14796105)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 7:37 AM
Author: ..,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,...,.,.,.........,,.........,,,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928832)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 7:55 AM
Author: christmas

Who else is coming to the LA meetup? [No Exit]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928846)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 7:59 AM
Author: ..,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,...,.,.,.........,,.........,,,

sonic shows up to pwn them all [Elephant]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928852)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 8:09 AM
Author: :D (i'm pretty sure :D is better than every therapist.)

Obama critics are racist. [1984]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928859)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 8:46 AM
Author: ...,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,..,.,

172

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928900)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 10:04 AM
Author: Who Gives a Fuck About an Oxford Comma?

d00d goes for a walk around Dublin. Nothing happens.

(Ulysses)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929071)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 10:07 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,,,:,,:,,..,::.,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::

you're doing it wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929079)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 10:07 AM
Author: ',..'..,'.,.'.''..,,,,'',.'.'.'

My mom is an objective 9, a good f*ck. Taking Qs. [Oedipus]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929078)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 10:07 AM
Author: ',..'..,'.,.'.''..,,,,'',.'.'.'

Considering switching to BIGWHALE. Credited? [Moby Dick]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929080)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:45 PM
Author: A man buying a bracelet at Walmart (le courageux petit poaster à la rescousse)

Buries self in basement for weeks at a time playing WoW. (On Walden Pond)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931271)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:51 PM
Author: TannerBoyle

Dad making us move to some 3rd world desert shithole full of poors (Dune)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931297)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:53 PM
Author: Hittin' It This Second (I wish I had a slappy johniker :()

Leinart: Caligula still the more alpha emperor (I, Claudius)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931321)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:55 PM
Author: Hittin' It This Second (I wish I had a slappy johniker :()

Rancid Festering TTT in decline [Fall of the House of Usher]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931334)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 4:02 PM
Author: MoreDoughHi

Breaking Point: Threw a turd at a niggress [Pincipia Mathematica]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931393)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 4:05 PM
Author: MoreDoughHi

Did jew bitches in the holocaust suck dick for protein? [Night]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931415)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 4:09 PM
Author: Hittin' It This Second (I wish I had a slappy johniker :()

Jesus died. He really died :( (Where's your messiah now?!?) --New Testament

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931471)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 4:18 PM
Author: mary disappointed after finding out it's a boy (Pederastrian)

just ran from the carabinieri, should i grow a beard? (A Farewell to Arms)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931565)



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Date: November 11th, 2010 4:55 PM
Author: .......................,,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16526673)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:12 PM
Author: i'll see u in another life...when we r both pumos



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781943)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:17 PM
Author: Gibreel Farishta (just call me justin from nimh, whiteknighting all them shrews)

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781980)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:18 PM
Author: Gibreel Farishta (just call me justin from nimh, whiteknighting all them shrews)

lisa rowe taking your proposals itt (the taming of the shrew)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781994)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:20 PM
Author: Gibreel Farishta (just call me justin from nimh, whiteknighting all them shrews)

askav taking qs on wine, love, life (the rubaiyat of omar khayyam)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782012)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: toxoplasmosis (aktp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782326)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:25 PM
Author: Gibreel Farishta (just call me justin from nimh, whiteknighting all them shrews)

twist and i made sex tapes (the marriage of heaven and hell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782041)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author: Gibreel Farishta (just call me justin from nimh, whiteknighting all them shrews)

i judge men's dateability by the furniture they have (pride and prejudice)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782080)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:45 PM
Author: Deranged Penguin

Okay, who are the smartest poasters here? [The Republic]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782153)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 2:50 PM
Author: Gibreel Farishta (just call me justin from nimh, whiteknighting all them shrews)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16836941)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:06 PM
Author: DoodlyFriend

That's it - I'm switching to a pumo [The Invisible Man]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837053)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 8:00 AM
Author: michael yidd-killchrist

like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315333)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:11 PM
Author: DoodlyFriend

Had amazing sex with someone NOT my boyfriend! [The Scarlet Letter]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837093)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:12 PM
Author: DoodlyFriend

You are all apes [The Origin of Species]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837101)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:13 PM
Author: DoodlyFriend

Got back into biglaw!!! [TMF] [Faust]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837104)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:13 PM
Author: DoodlyFriend

I'll be able to get biglaw from Michigan, right? [Candide]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837108)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:14 PM
Author: DoodlyFriend

Answering q's on any topic [Summa Theologica]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837114)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: Warren Wilhelm, Jr.

Taking Q's (rape101) [A Clockwork Orange]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837254)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:47 PM
Author: .......,..,,,,,,..,.....,,,,.,...,..,...,

lonley shrew at 33, finally met a great guy on OKcupid; how many messages until I ask him out? [revolutionary road]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837327)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 8:16 AM
Author: NihilismSuperTroll

USAJobs.gov is FLAME bros (Hobbes' Leviathan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315362)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 8:20 AM
Author: NihilismSuperTroll

Libtards, why u no mad they killed you?

(Cry the Beloved Country)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315366)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 9:01 AM
Author: christmas

AZN dood defies godly command of NOWAG, shitstorm ensues [Paradise Lost]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315469)



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Date: July 9th, 2011 1:29 AM
Author: Doggie Suicide

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18457262)



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Date: July 9th, 2011 1:33 AM
Author: NihilismSuperTroll

Not flame, prole gf pregnant, life ruined (Jude the Obscure)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18457298)



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Date: July 9th, 2011 2:33 AM
Author: ''"""''''''

A Tree Grows In Brooklyn (Blue Smoke)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18457664)