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ITT rewrite literary classics as xoxo posts

I'll start. LOL Harvard virgin killself over slutty siste...
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
When the FUCK will :D's mom let him out of the attic. [Jane...
big public bath volcanic crater
  12/17/09
I laughed.
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
The true tale of :D can be found by reading The Diary of Ann...
cerebral mewling temple
  12/17/09
ROFL
costumed juggernaut
  12/17/09
excellent
Spruce Diverse Newt State
  12/17/09
180
Navy titillating pistol keepsake machete
  12/21/09
awesome.
Bespoke opaque plaza
  08/31/10
180
galvanic rehab
  12/11/10
*Benevolent white dood tames an angry black* (Robinson Cruso...
chrome orchestra pit chad
  12/17/09
If I keep working on my plan I can get back into biglaw. (TM...
Aphrodisiac Puppy
  12/17/09
How do I know you're a flame in those other threads? This i...
Filthy scarlet house candlestick maker
  12/17/09
My posts are just as intelligent in those threads. Ok? Good
Aphrodisiac Puppy
  12/17/09
*Finds Frodo. Throws the Ring into this FLAME*
Filthy scarlet house candlestick maker
  12/17/09
i think it is five alive!
Rough-skinned double fault
  12/17/09
that would be epic. fa! is a pretty damn good poster.
Filthy scarlet house candlestick maker
  12/17/09
I am convinced she is a woman, she has a sense of humor, and...
Rough-skinned double fault
  12/17/09
I'm flattered that you think so highly of me, but I don't ha...
Aphrodisiac Puppy
  12/17/09
*finds a heretic and burns him in your FLAME*
Filthy scarlet house candlestick maker
  12/17/09
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
...
Rough-skinned double fault
  12/17/09
175
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
This one is great.
judgmental excitant round eye boltzmann
  12/18/09
WHITE WHALES WITH AHAB CAPTAINS WWWAC [Moby Dick]
big public bath volcanic crater
  12/17/09
180
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
emo fag drops out of school, wanders NYC in search of the *b...
cerebral mewling temple
  12/17/09
i laffed
Aqua Becky
  12/17/09
rofl ty
claret talented principal's office boistinker
  12/18/09
180
galvanic rehab
  12/11/10
lol. 180.
Burgundy Tripping Hominid
  03/25/11
did jew bitches give blowjobs in auschwitz for the protein? ...
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
oh my
motley chapel
  12/17/09
...
Vivacious Onyx Travel Guidebook Office
  12/18/09
*Fires six guns into a herd of turd-skinned Indians. Then g...
Poppy box office
  12/17/09
quite good
Free-loading bisexual bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth
  12/17/09
ty
Poppy box office
  12/17/09
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER [Uncle Remu...
big public bath volcanic crater
  12/17/09
180
Free-loading bisexual bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth
  12/17/09
i came here to post this, except for [Othello]
adventurous location telephone
  12/17/09
dumb whore cheats and dumps her man, isn't satisfied with ne...
buck-toothed apoplectic useless brakes
  12/17/09
1xx of fat chick, engaged to older Jew, taking ?s [House of ...
big public bath volcanic crater
  12/17/09
killself. hth
hairraiser wine senate
  12/17/09
my uncle tyrone killed my dad and married my mom queen rowan...
wonderful base philosopher-king
  12/17/09
SEVERELY underrated
Passionate Resort
  12/18/09
Shitlawyer, taking q's about shitlaw [To Kill a Mockingbird]
costumed juggernaut
  12/17/09
lol
jet-lagged citrine home people who are hurt
  12/17/09
i like this
wonderful base philosopher-king
  12/17/09
means a lot coming from u dood, ty^180
costumed juggernaut
  12/17/09
180
dead address gay wizard
  12/17/09
ty
costumed juggernaut
  12/17/09
excellent
glittery nighttime church marketing idea
  12/17/09
ty
costumed juggernaut
  12/17/09
Lulz
Deranged vigorous hospital mood
  12/17/09
180
high-end point dingle berry
  12/17/09
fuck, these are good; each one is better than the previous o...
heady community account
  12/18/09
180
cerebral mewling temple
  01/14/10
rofl!
mint awkward forum
  01/14/10
bump for a 180
Olive insane rigpig
  06/22/11
models n bottles (great gatsby)
buck-toothed apoplectic useless brakes
  12/17/09
1 Fucking 80
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
grossly underrated
Shaky Locus Headpube
  08/31/10
whokebe, taking questions [Flowers for Algernon]
big public bath volcanic crater
  12/17/09
LOLOLOL
Stimulating foreskin stage
  12/17/09
lol
Startling marvelous macaca
  12/17/09
r u d e but lol
glittery nighttime church marketing idea
  12/17/09
this is a natural 180
adventurous location telephone
  12/17/09
180
Hyperventilating fishy coffee pot kitchen
  12/18/09
Notice to YLS Faculty concerning Heide Iravani [The Satanic ...
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
lol, EXCELLENT
Free-loading bisexual bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth
  12/17/09
LOL even god thinks foreskins are gross! (lisa rowe) [Old Te...
Razzle-dazzle native azn
  12/17/09
...
twisted sound barrier athletic conference
  12/17/09
nice
Filthy scarlet house candlestick maker
  12/17/09
"Man smothers wife to death in sleep. Guess race."...
azure bipolar friendly grandma organic girlfriend
  12/17/09
Native Son?
Blathering floppy brunch
  12/23/09
I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH THE DUCKTALIANS [The Outsiders]
big public bath volcanic crater
  12/17/09
chat live with a mormon missionary! [Book of Mormon]
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
subtle mormon trolling
Up-to-no-good Cobalt Site Boiling Water
  12/17/09
tbtp and i just got back from our date (fml)------Lolita
Aphrodisiac Puppy
  12/17/09
180
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
HAHAHAHAHA he said he started reading that the morning be...
glittery nighttime church marketing idea
  12/17/09
sup (Gravity's Rainbow)
cerebral mewling temple
  12/17/09
I loled
vermilion idea he suggested fortuitous meteor
  12/18/09
2.1/142 + lots soft factors, t14 possible? (To be fair) [Pus...
wonderful base philosopher-king
  12/17/09
You left out "objective 2", but still well done
judgmental excitant round eye boltzmann
  12/17/09
Objective 8 is eyefucking me, but stuck with shrew wife. Kil...
Filthy scarlet house candlestick maker
  12/17/09
Lolita [Lolita]
canary mildly autistic parlor
  12/17/09
Really interested in finding a clean cut cock tonight. [Pict...
big public bath volcanic crater
  12/17/09
Well done.
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
Rewrite: my skin is flawless! (lisa rowe) [picture of dorian...
Free-loading bisexual bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth
  12/17/09
180
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
...
Spruce Diverse Newt State
  12/17/09
new to this twitter mining colony, tell me of this colonel w...
wonderful base philosopher-king
  12/17/09
180
costumed juggernaut
  12/17/09
180
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
fucking solid
Spruce Diverse Newt State
  12/17/09
180
high-end point dingle berry
  12/17/09
the best one so far
adventurous location telephone
  12/17/09
titcr
mint awkward forum
  01/14/10
outstanding
soul-stirring garrison immigrant
  02/03/10
re180d
coral vengeful codepig gaping
  12/17/10
Goddammit when am I ever gonna pwn a cunnus (Portnoy's Co...
cerebral mewling temple
  12/17/09
nice dood
turquoise histrionic indirect expression sex offender
  12/18/09
:D taking ?s [Notes from the Underground]
Filthy scarlet house candlestick maker
  12/17/09
177
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
170 (-8 for fucking up the title)
Rough-skinned double fault
  12/17/09
Mom bought the wrong kind of cookies, AGAIN! (:D) [Confeder...
costumed juggernaut
  12/17/09
Deserving of praise.
judgmental excitant round eye boltzmann
  12/18/09
girl i like married some other dood. why am i so beta? (Germ...
buck-toothed apoplectic useless brakes
  12/17/09
nice
heady community account
  12/18/09
me, solzy, c+c, carl lookin' to make a few bucks. [Brothers ...
big public bath volcanic crater
  12/17/09
lol fucking striver [Great Gatsby] BAM! You find your per...
spectacular gold library
  12/17/09
lol this dumb nigger got PWNED! (uncle tom's cabin)
buck-toothed apoplectic useless brakes
  12/17/09
lol Judas Iscariot getting pwn3d by Lucifer in HELL after...
cerebral mewling temple
  12/17/09
literal LOL
Filthy scarlet house candlestick maker
  12/17/09
went to the garbage bort & back, taking ?s [divine comed...
wonderful base philosopher-king
  12/17/09
*penis high five*
cerebral mewling temple
  12/17/09
*down lo...uhhhhh
wonderful base philosopher-king
  12/17/09
LOL @ disgusting fats, I crush them with rocks. PWN [Lord o...
costumed juggernaut
  12/17/09
underrated
Confused dilemma trust fund
  12/18/09
will I ever work again? (TMF) [waiting for godot]
Filthy scarlet house candlestick maker
  12/17/09
lol i love this one
glittery nighttime church marketing idea
  12/17/09
...
Navy titillating pistol keepsake machete
  12/21/09
tyty
galvanic rehab
  12/11/10
taking ?s (tbtp) [Bhagavad-Gita]
Filthy scarlet house candlestick maker
  12/17/09
tyty
glittery nighttime church marketing idea
  12/17/09
IN at Cornell [Catch-22]
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
Haha, missed this. Way better than my Catch-22.
judgmental excitant round eye boltzmann
  12/18/09
awesome.
Poppy box office
  12/18/09
saw my boss, bob dell, going into a conference room... what ...
Stimulating foreskin stage
  12/17/09
ITT covetous kikes kill nigger [New Testament]
Razzle-dazzle native azn
  12/17/09
Had uneasy dreams last night, woke up to find myself transfo...
judgmental excitant round eye boltzmann
  12/17/09
180
Filthy scarlet house candlestick maker
  12/17/09
new skadden associate taking questions [1984]
Stimulating foreskin stage
  12/17/09
lulz
costumed juggernaut
  12/17/09
Highly educated, expert swordsman, $1Billion net worth. Chan...
costumed juggernaut
  12/17/09
180
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
no girls want me, i'm going to live by a lake (BooR) [Walden...
buck-toothed apoplectic useless brakes
  12/17/09
sometimes i can't tell if i'm blinking or not. also my mom m...
Stimulating foreskin stage
  12/17/09
this entire forum is the joy luck club from what i understan...
adventurous location telephone
  12/17/09
guy pisses in girl at night?
Burgundy Tripping Hominid
  12/18/09
Ding, fag! [The City and the Pillar]
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
Loud, obnoxious bird won't leave me the fuck alone. Guess ra...
costumed juggernaut
  12/17/09
lol
buck-toothed apoplectic useless brakes
  12/17/09
6'2"
Stimulating foreskin stage
  12/17/09
*DECIMATES MUSCLE MASS* [Knut Hamsun - Hunger]
judgmental excitant round eye boltzmann
  12/17/09
many points
Stimulating foreskin stage
  12/17/09
Texted the bartender from the other night, again. (ruskie) [...
big public bath volcanic crater
  12/17/09
ITT: Posters who remember the PR days. [100 Years of Soli...
cowardly mental disorder heaven
  12/17/09
C+C, eating a Snickers bar and lacing up my sneakers [Maniac...
big public bath volcanic crater
  12/17/09
PSA: $80,000 in Houston suburbs = $160,000 in NYC [Babbit]
judgmental excitant round eye boltzmann
  12/17/09
underrated
Magical Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/17/09
wow
Thriller lilac institution
  12/18/09
Hey puppy n00bs, this is what an ALPHA dog looks like [Whit...
Filthy scarlet house candlestick maker
  12/17/09
lol
Irate Electric Corn Cake Nursing Home
  02/04/10
u suck my cock, boy [The Picture of Dorian Gray]
costumed juggernaut
  12/17/09
Foggy Bottom here coked up billing at midnight taking questi...
wonderful base philosopher-king
  12/17/09
Help me with this litigation hypo [Bleak House]
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
n*****threading behind enemy lines, taking ?s [Heart of Dar...
costumed juggernaut
  12/17/09
Finalizing contract with Satan; need advice [Faust]
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
My whore girlfriend cheated on me. I hate women now (LAPhil...
Internet-worthy digit ratio trailer park
  12/17/09
ITT: Rate the poster above you (American Psycho)
Drunken affirmative action
  12/17/09
lo fucking l
Confused dilemma trust fund
  12/18/09
u mad [The Count of Monte Cristo]
costumed juggernaut
  12/17/09
lololol. Fucking underrated.
fragrant hissy fit gunner
  12/17/09
Taking questions about my awesome, awesome life (RSF) [th...
Stimulating foreskin stage
  12/17/09
Alpha dood settles for cheerful objective 6 [Pride and Pr...
Useless comical toaster
  12/17/09
179
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
this was good
Flickering cumskin love of her life
  12/17/09
lmao
lime private investor pit
  12/17/09
excellent and accurate
Peach boyish depressive
  12/18/09
Ding! Le fag [The Hunchback of Notre Dame]
costumed juggernaut
  12/17/09
I paid Rowan a visit and then I started to get money in the ...
Aphrodisiac Puppy
  12/17/09
LMAO at Rowan decaying in her wedding dress.
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
A hairy short still can't get women even after saving the wo...
Useless comical toaster
  12/17/09
I kidnap a little blonde girl with blue eyes and take her ho...
Internet-worthy digit ratio trailer park
  12/17/09
ty *BLOTS LITTLE BLONDE GIRL OUT*
Rebellious set degenerate
  12/17/09
18000000000000000
talking avocado whorehouse hairy legs
  12/18/09
severely underrated
Swashbuckling idiot crotch
  12/18/09
I put on my robe and wizard hat [Harry Potter]
Filthy scarlet house candlestick maker
  12/17/09
LOL @ this flame [New testament]
Free-loading bisexual bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth
  12/17/09
underrated
lime private investor pit
  12/17/09
180
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/18/09
Going solo after graduation, taking Qs [Mutiny on the Bounty...
slap-happy cuck
  12/17/09
Lathamed, taking Qs [Men Against the Sea]
slap-happy cuck
  12/17/09
Solo exit options? [Pitcairn's Island]
slap-happy cuck
  12/17/09
Blind fucker just delivered second subpoena. Pushed him int...
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
The NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER ...
harsh filthpig hell
  12/17/09
wgwag [Moby Dick]
garnet market tattoo
  12/17/09
Hot married bitch totally into me IRL [Lady Chatterly's Love...
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
Tl, dr, killself [The Pale King]
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
i like it
Stimulating foreskin stage
  12/17/09
Is Mecca the new YLS? [Koran]
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
Fuck AA. Niggers took my plantation. [Absalom, Absalom!]
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
It was the best of flames; it was the worst of flames. It wa...
Insanely creepy tanning salon roast beef
  12/17/09
So I went out to get a corn cob... [Sanctuary]
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
Your mother is a fish HTH [As I Lay Dying]
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
tfyt. BAM! You inherit $$$$. Get them teeth?
Bearded Area
  12/18/09
LOL, nice! tytyty
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/18/09
Best V5 for recently outted niggers? [Light in August]
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
no homo [The Ballad of Reading Gaol]
Useless comical toaster
  12/17/09
TBF here, unsure [midnight's children]
Rebellious set degenerate
  12/17/09
15% tip for waiters ITE?[Wuthering Heights]
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
man why can't i just pwn cunnus all day and eat the occasion...
Rebellious set degenerate
  12/17/09
A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown,...
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
Damn dood, you've got some great ones on here
cerebral mewling temple
  01/14/10
There are no women on xoxo [Orlando]
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
decided not to do a copycat today at hastings [deadeye di...
Stimulating foreskin stage
  12/17/09
cuckolded my BF with a minister and got preggers. what do y...
glittery nighttime church marketing idea
  12/17/09
LOL@poors starting new country [Animal Farm]
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/17/09
180
Filthy scarlet house candlestick maker
  12/17/09
ty
cerebral mewling temple
  12/17/09
not really sure re: things. (guy.) --> Catcher in the Ry...
glittery nighttime church marketing idea
  12/17/09
Holy Fuck, Rach is Logging IPs!!! (1984)
Filthy scarlet house candlestick maker
  12/17/09
i like
Hot appetizing parlour stain
  04/22/10
BAM! Hot mother! (Oedipus)
Low-t Alpha Patrolman
  12/17/09
i'm an alpha d00d, a generally nice master man, who will giv...
abnormal violet cuckoldry dragon
  12/17/09
ty
cerebral mewling temple
  12/17/09
I have to say, there are too many 180's ITT to award them in...
costumed juggernaut
  12/17/09
Seriously, this turned out to be an epic thread. I am jealou...
Startling marvelous macaca
  12/17/09
:D and TBF taking ?'s on rape (Of Mice and Men)
pearly multi-colored crackhouse
  12/17/09
tons of great ones ITT but this one really made me LOL
primrose lodge
  12/17/10
*GASSES THREAD* [Schindler's List]
lime private investor pit
  12/17/09
i LOLed.
topaz stead
  02/05/10
1. Murder rich old hag. 2. ??? 3. PROFIT! (Crime and...
bat-shit-crazy cheese-eating fanboi ratface
  12/17/09
nice
Flirting Sienna Coldplay Fan Voyeur
  12/17/09
like it
judgmental excitant round eye boltzmann
  12/18/09
well played
Hot appetizing parlour stain
  12/18/09
pure-of-heart man leaves his non-heroic wife in northern min...
180 amethyst gaming laptop
  12/17/09
taking questions on my lifestyle of tutoring in l.a. (dow...
Stimulating foreskin stage
  12/17/09
*Is alpha dude with 6-figure job who downs soma and pwns cun...
Bright racy tank haunted graveyard
  12/17/09
titc alpha-beta joke
Stimulating foreskin stage
  12/17/09
deferred associates congregate ITT [the boxcar children]
wonderful base philosopher-king
  12/17/09
vn
Thriller lilac institution
  12/18/09
180
Brindle frisky background story station
  02/04/10
nice
territorial twinkling uncleanness shrine
  12/11/10
ROFL! LATHAMED!!!!!!!!! [all quiet on the western front]
Bateful violent persian
  12/17/09
quit BIGLAW to travel the world, taking insults and congraul...
Free-loading bisexual bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth
  12/17/09
need advice, am LUSTING after an eagle-nosed jew [of human b...
Free-loading bisexual bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth
  12/17/09
Is murdering a fat justified or merely excused? (Lord of the...
Unhinged psychic
  12/17/09
I found true love! He's homeless but plays the harmonica! [B...
Magical Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/17/09
LOL
Stimulating foreskin stage
  12/17/09
holy shit lol
glittery nighttime church marketing idea
  12/17/09
!
Thriller lilac institution
  12/18/09
shit...hilarious.
crawly mind-boggling skinny woman
  02/04/10
I may sound like a man but honestly I am a female. (Atlas Sh...
Walnut Abode
  12/17/09
tl;dr (War and Peace)
pearly multi-colored crackhouse
  12/17/09
underrated
Hot appetizing parlour stain
  12/18/09
nice
Supple piazza
  12/19/09
WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG ...
adventurous location telephone
  12/17/09
Poors, lol [The Jungle]
Magical Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/17/09
HTH (Faust)
fragrant hissy fit gunner
  12/17/09
...
Naked Cocky Sanctuary
  07/10/11
Jews, best at ks? [Merchant of Venice]
Magical Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/17/09
nice
Peach boyish depressive
  12/18/09
ty ty.
Magical Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/18/09
REVERSE BIG WILLIE STYLE???? (Oedipus the King)
fragrant hissy fit gunner
  12/17/09
stfu pensive (The Catcher in the Rye)
fragrant hissy fit gunner
  12/17/09
nice
cerebral mewling temple
  12/17/09
lol
Poppy box office
  12/18/09
ITT female XOers DESCRIBE their raep fantasies. (The Story ...
fragrant hissy fit gunner
  12/17/09
LOL
Useless comical toaster
  12/17/09
Sweet plans (Of Mice and Men)
Walnut Abode
  12/17/09
Not in Arkansas anymore [Bluesmoke] - Wizard of Oz
contagious duck-like lay halford
  12/17/09
Took a ride with a NIGGER today [Huck Finn]
glassy trump supporter
  12/18/09
Felt unsure about callback - send thank you note? [Catch-22]
judgmental excitant round eye boltzmann
  12/18/09
OCI 2009 [And Then There Were None] (a.k.a.: Ten Litt...
Confused dilemma trust fund
  12/18/09
OCI ITE (Lord of the Flies)
Pink university jew
  12/21/09
RATING POASTERS as 19th century Duchesses [Vanity Fair]
Ebony indian lodge
  12/18/09
My job hunt [The Neverending Story]
Confused dilemma trust fund
  12/18/09
My Girlfriend's Vagina [The Dark Crystal]
Confused dilemma trust fund
  12/18/09
lol! stupid bitch kills self because her bf was passed out [...
Hyperventilating fishy coffee pot kitchen
  12/18/09
Rach, why can't we be together (*bel*) [The Kite Runner]
Magical Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/18/09
Is there something wrong with my face? (BPM) [Flatland]
Magical Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/18/09
lol
Stimulating foreskin stage
  12/18/09
180
Henna aromatic incel
  12/18/09
BURN
Supple piazza
  12/19/09
law firm to gay attorney: ding, fag! [philadelphia]
Hyperventilating fishy coffee pot kitchen
  12/18/09
some people are interpreting the term "literary classic...
cerebral mewling temple
  12/18/09
Tell me about this whokebe fellow? [The Prophet]
Magical Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/18/09
My 2 ALPHA dogs just died. Feeling sad :( (Where the Red Fer...
Hot appetizing parlour stain
  12/18/09
Helen is a 6, 6.5 tops [The Iliad]
erotic field
  12/18/09
...
Big-titted lascivious turdskin
  12/18/09
Me liked.
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/18/09
lol
Useless comical toaster
  12/21/09
couldnt sit down on public transportation cause of some dood...
claret talented principal's office boistinker
  12/18/09
One shit-storm after another, clients and partners both tryi...
Ultramarine Elastic Band Place Of Business
  12/18/09
tytyty
fuchsia vibrant space
  12/18/09
*claps*
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/19/09
pensive taking ?s [Fahrenheit 451]
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/18/09
I liked this
Greedy Ladyboy Business Firm
  12/18/09
How much should I tip? [Wealth of Nations]
claret talented principal's office boistinker
  12/18/09
The Secret Diary of Whokebe [Mein Kampf]
turquoise histrionic indirect expression sex offender
  12/18/09
*Goes to the off-topic board* [heart of darkness]
Free-loading bisexual bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth
  12/18/09
*Goes to the "Garbage" Board* [lord jim]
fuchsia vibrant space
  12/18/09
*Dies there* [Nostromo]
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/18/09
*Is an Asian* *Furiously writes violent fantasies* (Th...
Drunken affirmative action
  12/18/09
Can a law degree help me get into FBI? (Sherlock Holmes)
Drunken affirmative action
  12/18/09
ITT: I explain what is wrong with capitalism (Communist M...
Drunken affirmative action
  12/18/09
vn
Thriller lilac institution
  12/18/09
!!!
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/18/09
You know nothing, Harvard [Estrada] (Song of Ice and Fire)
Thriller lilac institution
  12/18/09
wgwag (wild gorillas with asian guy) (The Jungle Book)
Drunken affirmative action
  12/18/09
man beheads wife. guess religion? (arabian nights)
Drunken affirmative action
  12/18/09
I unwittingly sacrificed my child for a chance at a man and ...
Thriller lilac institution
  12/18/09
The seed is strong (a story of cuckoldery) (A Song of Ice an...
Thriller lilac institution
  12/18/09
A woo woo (A Christmas Carol)
Thriller lilac institution
  12/18/09
lol
Henna aromatic incel
  12/18/09
Actual female here, thinking about cuckolding striver husban...
Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Main People
  12/18/09
Accidentally hit a nig with my car, should I grow a beard? (...
Exhilarant therapy
  12/18/09
180
Henna aromatic incel
  12/23/09
this is worth saving; brilliant
heady community account
  12/18/09
Glad people are enjoying the thread.
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/18/09
whokebe retired today; or maybe yesterday. [the stranger]
heady community account
  12/18/09
Thread by female poster [The Crying Game]
judgmental excitant round eye boltzmann
  12/18/09
you must find a job, i can't find a job, i'll find a job (es...
Free-loading bisexual bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth
  12/18/09
wmtp taking questions (the analects)
Henna aromatic incel
  12/18/09
Ah, simple jewish man living in los angeles! Ah, humanity! [...
Free-loading bisexual bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth
  12/18/09
My wife found out about my GF and they both left me and I fe...
Thriller lilac institution
  12/18/09
ty
coral vengeful codepig gaping
  12/17/10
...
razzmatazz purple famous landscape painting
  12/18/09
To be fair, "SUMMON: C+C (bothered)" [The Ol...
Rusted Fluffy Center Blood Rage
  12/18/09
Aspie male, 26, living in parents' basement - Kill Self? [Th...
razzmatazz purple famous landscape painting
  12/18/09
How much does childhood work experience matter for clerkship...
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/18/09
"Rasquatch, Pensive, Rowan and :D having family issues....
Poppy box office
  12/18/09
Hi pensive! [The Importance of Being Earnest]
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/18/09
"Just got violently lathamed, chances at Cali shiTTTlaw...
Poppy box office
  12/18/09
180
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/18/09
lol
judgmental excitant round eye boltzmann
  12/18/09
Or even better "Thinking of taking this Cali shitlaw po...
judgmental excitant round eye boltzmann
  12/18/09
This is fucking awesome. tytyty
Filthy scarlet house candlestick maker
  12/19/09
awesome
primrose lodge
  12/17/10
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&mc=6...
Yapping fighting theatre pozpig
  12/18/09
...
Thriller lilac institution
  12/18/09
Just had amazing sex with someone NOT my boyfriend (imightb...
Internet-worthy digit ratio trailer park
  12/18/09
Well done.
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/18/09
How will adcoms view a B in Slings and Arrows of Outrageous ...
cyan laughsome cruise ship
  12/18/09
fucking brilliant
heady community account
  12/23/09
NICE
cerebral mewling temple
  01/14/10
Any part of the South not TTT full of retards, whores and as...
Gay meetinghouse son of senegal
  12/19/09
Neighbor poaching my internet, how can I cut him off? (Pelo...
irradiated hall cuckold
  12/19/09
Flunking out of boarding school, taking ?'s (box) [Catche...
Carnelian mischievous property rigor
  12/20/09
...
erotic field
  12/21/09
180
buff submissive ape theater
  12/23/09
180
disturbing ticket booth
  12/23/09
lol
glittery nighttime church marketing idea
  04/22/10
*I had a great future at one point. Then I tried to improve...
charismatic gaped queen of the night
  12/20/09
BAM! Hot Daughter! (lolita)
Low-t Alpha Patrolman
  12/20/09
YALE UG now top 1% at Cooley. LOL @ poors? (A Connecticut...
green striped hyena
  12/21/09
BAM! my hot twin sister is a waitress at an indian restauran...
Out-of-control autistic locale
  12/23/09
Here's my biography, Jigsaw - TMF [The Bible]
Trip Corner
  12/23/09
Im gonna pwn at WUSTL and get a great job. [The Road]
stirring theater stage reading party
  12/23/09
180
Brindle frisky background story station
  02/04/10
classic bumpage
costumed juggernaut
  02/03/10
you have an odd access to things that should be hard to find...
arousing genital piercing
  02/03/10
Living off the land in Alaska is easy (rudolph) [into the w...
Concupiscible Flushed Roommate Party Of The First Part
  02/03/10
Sadly overlooked. This is one of my favorites.
bronze jewess
  08/31/10
I will get laid by so many hot Eastern Bloc women when I'm a...
Brindle frisky background story station
  02/04/10
So getting laid tonight, hot women just invited me over for ...
balding hideous national preventive strike
  02/04/10
...
disturbing ticket booth
  04/22/10
Relieved--Latham just had firm-wide meeting; promised no lay...
Deep range
  04/23/10
180
Insecure mauve french chef
  11/11/10
BOYFRIEND KILLEDSELF -- WILL BE ALONE FOREVER, HALP! [romeo...
Razzle Narrow-minded Spot Potus
  04/23/10
Do I fuck Asian girls? lol i guess so. i guess so. (Snow Fa...
fragrant hissy fit gunner
  04/23/10
...
exciting overrated gas station
  08/31/10
Who else is coming to the LA meetup? [No Exit]
domesticated frozen stage
  08/31/10
sonic shows up to pwn them all [Elephant]
exciting overrated gas station
  08/31/10
Obama critics are racist. [1984]
Odious Sexy Doctorate
  08/31/10
172
Shaky Locus Headpube
  08/31/10
d00d goes for a walk around Dublin. Nothing happens. (Uly...
Curious goyim
  08/31/10
you're doing it wrong
charcoal cruel-hearted sneaky criminal karate
  08/31/10
My mom is an objective 9, a good f*ck. Taking Qs. [Oedipus]
Fiercely-loyal Church Building
  08/31/10
Considering switching to BIGWHALE. Credited? [Moby Dick]
Fiercely-loyal Church Building
  08/31/10
Buries self in basement for weeks at a time playing WoW. (On...
Grizzly menage stock car
  08/31/10
Dad making us move to some 3rd world desert shithole full of...
provocative mother
  08/31/10
Leinart: Caligula still the more alpha emperor (I, Claudius)
Bespoke opaque plaza
  08/31/10
Rancid Festering TTT in decline [Fall of the House of Usher]
Bespoke opaque plaza
  08/31/10
Breaking Point: Threw a turd at a niggress [Pincipia Mathema...
cowardly mental disorder heaven
  08/31/10
Did jew bitches in the holocaust suck dick for protein? [Nig...
cowardly mental disorder heaven
  08/31/10
Jesus died. He really died :( (Where's your messiah now?!?) ...
Bespoke opaque plaza
  08/31/10
just ran from the carabinieri, should i grow a beard? (A Far...
Hot appetizing parlour stain
  08/31/10
...
smoky cracking den personal credit line
  11/11/10
...
territorial twinkling uncleanness shrine
  12/11/10
tyft
Khaki nofapping school faggot firefighter
  12/11/10
lisa rowe taking your proposals itt (the taming of the shrew...
Khaki nofapping school faggot firefighter
  12/11/10
askav taking qs on wine, love, life (the rubaiyat of omar kh...
Khaki nofapping school faggot firefighter
  12/11/10
...
Crusty beady-eyed national security agency
  12/11/10
twist and i made sex tapes (the marriage of heaven and hell)
Khaki nofapping school faggot firefighter
  12/11/10
i judge men's dateability by the furniture they have (pride ...
Khaki nofapping school faggot firefighter
  12/11/10
Okay, who are the smartest poasters here? [The Republic]
Stubborn death wish lettuce
  12/11/10
...
Khaki nofapping school faggot firefighter
  12/17/10
That's it - I'm switching to a pumo [The Invisible Man]
coral vengeful codepig gaping
  12/17/10
like it
judgmental excitant round eye boltzmann
  06/22/11
Had amazing sex with someone NOT my boyfriend! [The Scarlet ...
coral vengeful codepig gaping
  12/17/10
You are all apes [The Origin of Species]
coral vengeful codepig gaping
  12/17/10
Got back into biglaw!!! [TMF] [Faust]
coral vengeful codepig gaping
  12/17/10
I'll be able to get biglaw from Michigan, right? [Candide]
coral vengeful codepig gaping
  12/17/10
Answering q's on any topic [Summa Theologica]
coral vengeful codepig gaping
  12/17/10
Taking Q's (rape101) [A Clockwork Orange]
dashing saffron electric furnace
  12/17/10
lonley shrew at 33, finally met a great guy on OKcupid; how ...
primrose lodge
  12/17/10
USAJobs.gov is FLAME bros (Hobbes' Leviathan)
step-uncle's house
  06/22/11
Libtards, why u no mad they killed you? (Cry the Beloved ...
step-uncle's house
  06/22/11
AZN dood defies godly command of NOWAG, shitstorm ensues [Pa...
domesticated frozen stage
  06/22/11
.
salmon associate school cafeteria
  07/09/11
Not flame, prole gf pregnant, life ruined (Jude the Obscure)
step-uncle's house
  07/09/11
A Tree Grows In Brooklyn (Blue Smoke)
Carmine pervert
  07/09/11


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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:11 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

I'll start.

LOL Harvard virgin killself over slutty sister [The Sound and the Fury].

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580298)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:14 PM
Author: big public bath volcanic crater

When the FUCK will :D's mom let him out of the attic. [Jane Eyre]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580319)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:15 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

I laughed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580327)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:19 PM
Author: cerebral mewling temple

The true tale of :D can be found by reading The Diary of Anne Frank upside down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580366)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: costumed juggernaut

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580489)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:26 PM
Author: Spruce Diverse Newt State

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581499)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: Navy titillating pistol keepsake machete

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610042)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:46 PM
Author: Bespoke opaque plaza

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931277)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:13 PM
Author: galvanic rehab

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781949)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:15 PM
Author: chrome orchestra pit chad

*Benevolent white dood tames an angry black* (Robinson Crusoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580331)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:16 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Puppy

If I keep working on my plan I can get back into biglaw. (TMF)-----Don Quixote

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580337)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:17 PM
Author: Filthy scarlet house candlestick maker

How do I know you're a flame in those other threads? This is funny -- I refuse to believe you could be this witty here and that dumb everywhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580348)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Puppy

My posts are just as intelligent in those threads. Ok? Good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580386)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: Filthy scarlet house candlestick maker

*Finds Frodo. Throws the Ring into this FLAME*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580395)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:42 PM
Author: Rough-skinned double fault

i think it is five alive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580535)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: Filthy scarlet house candlestick maker

that would be epic. fa! is a pretty damn good poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580544)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:52 PM
Author: Rough-skinned double fault

I am convinced she is a woman, she has a sense of humor, and she is intelligent. this naturally leads us to fiver and possibly h.ryder if you believe they are not the same person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580642)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Puppy

I'm flattered that you think so highly of me, but I don't have another moniker/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580712)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: Filthy scarlet house candlestick maker

*finds a heretic and burns him in your FLAME*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581183)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:48 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581205)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:38 PM
Author: Rough-skinned double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582657)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580380)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:40 PM
Author: judgmental excitant round eye boltzmann

This one is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588802)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:16 PM
Author: big public bath volcanic crater

WHITE WHALES WITH AHAB CAPTAINS WWWAC [Moby Dick]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580343)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580381)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:18 PM
Author: cerebral mewling temple

emo fag drops out of school, wanders NYC in search of the *best* burger, buys a whore but is too beta to pwn that cunnus, almost has *BAM* with his teacher but says "no homo", later cheers the fuck up after spending some time with his hot sister

(The Catcher in the Rye)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580354)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:20 PM
Author: Aqua Becky

i laffed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580373)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:19 AM
Author: claret talented principal's office boistinker

rofl ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585628)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:32 PM
Author: galvanic rehab

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782083)



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Date: March 25th, 2011 10:39 PM
Author: Burgundy Tripping Hominid

lol.

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#17606572)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:20 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

did jew bitches give blowjobs in auschwitz for the protein? [The Diary of Anne Frank]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580374)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:22 PM
Author: motley chapel

oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581481)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:21 AM
Author: Vivacious Onyx Travel Guidebook Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586673)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: Poppy box office

*Fires six guns into a herd of turd-skinned Indians. Then gets brutally GAPED by gross old bald man* (Blood Meridian).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580376)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:26 PM
Author: Free-loading bisexual bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth

quite good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580989)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:03 PM
Author: Poppy box office

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581343)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: big public bath volcanic crater

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER [Uncle Remus: His Songs and His Sayings]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580378)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:26 PM
Author: Free-loading bisexual bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580993)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:36 PM
Author: adventurous location telephone

i came here to post this, except for [Othello]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582617)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:23 PM
Author: buck-toothed apoplectic useless brakes

dumb whore cheats and dumps her man, isn't satisfied with new man, kills self (anna karenina)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580389)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: big public bath volcanic crater

1xx of fat chick, engaged to older Jew, taking ?s [House of Mirth]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580390)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: hairraiser wine senate

killself. hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582272)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: wonderful base philosopher-king

my uncle tyrone killed my dad and married my mom queen rowan and he's like a little darker than my dad was and it's kinda bugging me but i dunno what to do about it so i'll just poast for a while and figure it out hopefully [Scatlet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580392)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 8:31 PM
Author: Passionate Resort

SEVERELY underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13591447)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: costumed juggernaut

Shitlawyer, taking q's about shitlaw [To Kill a Mockingbird]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580393)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: jet-lagged citrine home people who are hurt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580506)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: wonderful base philosopher-king

i like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580509)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:44 PM
Author: costumed juggernaut

means a lot coming from u dood, ty^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582120)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:08 PM
Author: dead address gay wizard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581370)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:44 PM
Author: costumed juggernaut

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582124)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: glittery nighttime church marketing idea

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581597)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:45 PM
Author: costumed juggernaut

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582137)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:53 PM
Author: Deranged vigorous hospital mood

Lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582210)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: high-end point dingle berry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582246)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:28 PM
Author: heady community account

fuck, these are good; each one is better than the previous ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588196)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 7:54 AM
Author: cerebral mewling temple

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805081)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 8:11 AM
Author: mint awkward forum

rofl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805112)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 6:36 AM
Author: Olive insane rigpig

bump for a 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315261)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: buck-toothed apoplectic useless brakes

models n bottles (great gatsby)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580397)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:28 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

1 Fucking 80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580419)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 8:46 AM
Author: Shaky Locus Headpube

grossly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928898)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: big public bath volcanic crater

whokebe, taking questions [Flowers for Algernon]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580398)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: Stimulating foreskin stage

LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580504)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:48 PM
Author: Startling marvelous macaca

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581623)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:50 PM
Author: glittery nighttime church marketing idea

r u d e but lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581647)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: adventurous location telephone

this is a natural 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582643)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:41 AM
Author: Hyperventilating fishy coffee pot kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584876)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

Notice to YLS Faculty concerning Heide Iravani [The Satanic Verses]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580403)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:27 PM
Author: Free-loading bisexual bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth

lol, EXCELLENT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581005)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle native azn

LOL even god thinks foreskins are gross! (lisa rowe) [Old Testament]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580404)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:28 PM
Author: twisted sound barrier athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580417)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:28 PM
Author: Filthy scarlet house candlestick maker

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580420)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: azure bipolar friendly grandma organic girlfriend

"Man smothers wife to death in sleep. Guess race."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580406)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 4:59 AM
Author: Blathering floppy brunch

Native Son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13629942)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: big public bath volcanic crater

I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH THE DUCKTALIANS [The Outsiders]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580413)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

chat live with a mormon missionary! [Book of Mormon]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580432)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:34 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Cobalt Site Boiling Water

subtle mormon trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580457)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Puppy

tbtp and i just got back from our date (fml)------Lolita

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580434)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:32 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580443)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:41 PM
Author: glittery nighttime church marketing idea

HAHAHAHAHA

he said he started reading that the morning before we first met :3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581586)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: cerebral mewling temple

sup

(Gravity's Rainbow)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580435)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:12 AM
Author: vermilion idea he suggested fortuitous meteor

I loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586114)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:31 PM
Author: wonderful base philosopher-king

2.1/142 + lots soft factors, t14 possible? (To be fair) [Push...aka Precious]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580436)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:45 PM
Author: judgmental excitant round eye boltzmann

You left out "objective 2", but still well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580570)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:31 PM
Author: Filthy scarlet house candlestick maker

Objective 8 is eyefucking me, but stuck with shrew wife. Killself? [The Heart of the Matter]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580440)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:32 PM
Author: canary mildly autistic parlor

Lolita [Lolita]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580444)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:33 PM
Author: big public bath volcanic crater

Really interested in finding a clean cut cock tonight. [Picture of Dorian Gray]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580446)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580479)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:29 PM
Author: Free-loading bisexual bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth

Rewrite: my skin is flawless! (lisa rowe) [picture of dorian gray]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581019)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:15 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581421)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: Spruce Diverse Newt State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581518)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:33 PM
Author: wonderful base philosopher-king

new to this twitter mining colony, tell me of this colonel whokebe fellow? [Heart of Darkness]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580447)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:35 PM
Author: costumed juggernaut

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580466)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580492)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:30 PM
Author: Spruce Diverse Newt State

fucking solid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581523)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: high-end point dingle berry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582262)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:39 PM
Author: adventurous location telephone

the best one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582665)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 8:14 AM
Author: mint awkward forum

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805119)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring garrison immigrant

outstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14002714)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 2:56 PM
Author: coral vengeful codepig gaping

re180d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16836976)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:33 PM
Author: cerebral mewling temple

Goddammit when am I ever gonna pwn a cunnus

(Portnoy's Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580448)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:36 AM
Author: turquoise histrionic indirect expression sex offender

nice dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586706)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:34 PM
Author: Filthy scarlet house candlestick maker

:D taking ?s [Notes from the Underground]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580459)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:37 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580487)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: Rough-skinned double fault

170 (-8 for fucking up the title)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580560)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:34 PM
Author: costumed juggernaut

Mom bought the wrong kind of cookies, AGAIN! (:D)

[Confederacy of Dunces]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580462)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:42 PM
Author: judgmental excitant round eye boltzmann

Deserving of praise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588834)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:35 PM
Author: buck-toothed apoplectic useless brakes

girl i like married some other dood. why am i so beta? (Germinal)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580468)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:29 PM
Author: heady community account

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588206)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:35 PM
Author: big public bath volcanic crater

me, solzy, c+c, carl lookin' to make a few bucks. [Brothers Karamazov]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580471)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:38 PM
Author: spectacular gold library

lol fucking striver [Great Gatsby]

BAM! You find your perfect woman but have no dick [Sun Also Rises]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580494)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:38 PM
Author: buck-toothed apoplectic useless brakes

lol this dumb nigger got PWNED! (uncle tom's cabin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580497)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:38 PM
Author: cerebral mewling temple

lol Judas Iscariot getting pwn3d by Lucifer in HELL

after an eternity of getting chewed by Satan, you give up, start losing hope

(The Divine Comedy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580498)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:41 PM
Author: Filthy scarlet house candlestick maker

literal LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580528)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: wonderful base philosopher-king

went to the garbage bort & back, taking ?s [divine comedy]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580505)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:40 PM
Author: cerebral mewling temple

*penis high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580516)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:40 PM
Author: wonderful base philosopher-king

*down lo...uhhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580523)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:39 PM
Author: costumed juggernaut

LOL @ disgusting fats, I crush them with rocks. PWN

[Lord of the Flies]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580511)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:39 AM
Author: Confused dilemma trust fund

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584853)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:40 PM
Author: Filthy scarlet house candlestick maker

will I ever work again? (TMF) [waiting for godot]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580515)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: glittery nighttime church marketing idea

lol i love this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581593)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 1:09 AM
Author: Navy titillating pistol keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610117)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:35 PM
Author: galvanic rehab

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782100)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:41 PM
Author: Filthy scarlet house candlestick maker

taking ?s (tbtp) [Bhagavad-Gita]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580524)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: glittery nighttime church marketing idea

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581595)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:42 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

IN at Cornell [Catch-22]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580540)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: judgmental excitant round eye boltzmann

Haha, missed this. Way better than my Catch-22.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588845)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:36 PM
Author: Poppy box office

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589662)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: Stimulating foreskin stage

saw my boss, bob dell, going into a conference room... what does this mean

[a tale of two cities]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580545)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle native azn

ITT covetous kikes kill nigger [New Testament]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580547)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: judgmental excitant round eye boltzmann

Had uneasy dreams last night, woke up to find myself transformed into a H

UMMINGBIRD HAWK MOTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580549)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: Filthy scarlet house candlestick maker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580585)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: Stimulating foreskin stage

new skadden associate taking questions

[1984]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580554)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: costumed juggernaut

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580559)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: costumed juggernaut

Highly educated, expert swordsman, $1Billion net worth. Chances at revenge?

[The Count of Monte Cristo]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580555)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:45 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580569)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:44 PM
Author: buck-toothed apoplectic useless brakes

no girls want me, i'm going to live by a lake (BooR) [Walden]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580565)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:46 PM
Author: Stimulating foreskin stage

sometimes i can't tell if i'm blinking or not. also my mom made me take piano lessons (BPM)

(the joy luck club)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580577)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:41 PM
Author: adventurous location telephone

this entire forum is the joy luck club from what i understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582693)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:44 AM
Author: Burgundy Tripping Hominid

guy pisses in girl at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584911)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:46 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

Ding, fag! [The City and the Pillar]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580579)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: costumed juggernaut

Loud, obnoxious bird won't leave me the fuck alone. Guess race?

[The Raven]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580589)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: buck-toothed apoplectic useless brakes

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580593)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: Stimulating foreskin stage

6'2"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580603)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:47 PM
Author: judgmental excitant round eye boltzmann

*DECIMATES MUSCLE MASS* [Knut Hamsun - Hunger]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580591)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: Stimulating foreskin stage

many points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580608)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: big public bath volcanic crater

Texted the bartender from the other night, again. (ruskie) [Pride & Prejudice]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580598)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:48 PM
Author: cowardly mental disorder heaven

ITT: Posters who remember the PR days.

[100 Years of Solitude]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580607)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:49 PM
Author: big public bath volcanic crater

C+C, eating a Snickers bar and lacing up my sneakers [Maniac McGee]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580609)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:49 PM
Author: judgmental excitant round eye boltzmann

PSA: $80,000 in Houston suburbs = $160,000 in NYC [Babbit]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580613)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:22 PM
Author: Magical Mad-dog Skullcap

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582482)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:17 AM
Author: Thriller lilac institution

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587669)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:52 PM
Author: Filthy scarlet house candlestick maker

Hey puppy n00bs, this is what an ALPHA dog looks like [White Fang]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580640)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 10:14 PM
Author: Irate Electric Corn Cake Nursing Home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14018205)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:53 PM
Author: costumed juggernaut

u suck my cock, boy

[The Picture of Dorian Gray]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580653)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:54 PM
Author: wonderful base philosopher-king

Foggy Bottom here coked up billing at midnight taking questions about my 180 life

[a day in the life of ivan denisovich]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580654)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:54 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

Help me with this litigation hypo [Bleak House]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580655)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:54 PM
Author: costumed juggernaut

n*****threading behind enemy lines, taking ?s

[Heart of Darkness]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580660)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:58 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

Finalizing contract with Satan; need advice [Faust]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580674)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 5:58 PM
Author: Internet-worthy digit ratio trailer park

My whore girlfriend cheated on me. I hate women now (LAPhil)---> The Sun Also Rises

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580675)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:00 PM
Author: Drunken affirmative action

ITT: Rate the poster above you (American Psycho)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580703)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:41 AM
Author: Confused dilemma trust fund

lo fucking l

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584873)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:01 PM
Author: costumed juggernaut

u mad

[The Count of Monte Cristo]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580704)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:45 PM
Author: fragrant hissy fit gunner

lololol. Fucking underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582728)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: Stimulating foreskin stage

Taking questions about my awesome, awesome life (RSF)

[the tailor of panama]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580716)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:03 PM
Author: Useless comical toaster

Alpha dood settles for cheerful objective 6

[Pride and Prejudice]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580724)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:21 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580924)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:02 PM
Author: Flickering cumskin love of her life

this was good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581339)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: lime private investor pit

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582254)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:51 AM
Author: Peach boyish depressive

excellent and accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584941)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:04 PM
Author: costumed juggernaut

Ding! Le fag

[The Hunchback of Notre Dame]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580727)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:04 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Puppy

I paid Rowan a visit and then I started to get money in the mail [Great Expectations]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580728)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

LMAO at Rowan decaying in her wedding dress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580936)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: Useless comical toaster

A hairy short still can't get women even after saving the world

[The Lord of the Rings]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580749)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: Internet-worthy digit ratio trailer park

I kidnap a little blonde girl with blue eyes and take her home. I take my Benchmade 710 knife and slowly make 36 cuts throughout her body. Then I proceed to fuck each and every little slit I've made, making sure to drop a little jizz in each hole. I then suck the miniature love mounds on her titless chest, ending by chewing off each nipple and eating them raw. Then I grab her by the hair and swing her around in a circle over my head until she flies through the air until her hair detaches from her head. I stomp her repeatedly, making sure to lick each tear that dribbles down her pink little face. I then have her suck me off and jizz in her left eye. After which, I gouge out that eye with my knife, slice it in half, feed her one half and eat the other, forcing her to watch as I consume it. Then I skullfuck her eye socket. Afterwards, I let forth a stream of halo-yellow urine onto her right eye while I consume a liter of water. I do this until her blue eye turns an emerald green. Afterwards, I tear off her little panties and enter the little cunt making sure I use the large end of a baseball bat to properly loosen everything up since it will be so very tight. As I'm fucking her, i will make an incision into her stomach and dig through so that I can see my own penis while i'm fucking her. Then I will make her bite the pillow as I sodomize her with a live rattlesnake. When I'm done, I'll have her face the wall and smash her face in with my size 15 boot. I will then rape and sodomize her dead corpse before I cut her up and throw pieces of her to the lions at the zoo. I like the zoo. (Sonic Youth)-------------------------------> Native Son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580751)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:37 PM
Author: Rebellious set degenerate

ty

*BLOTS LITTLE BLONDE GIRL OUT*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581557)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:46 PM
Author: talking avocado whorehouse hairy legs

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588350)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: Swashbuckling idiot crotch

severely underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588843)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:11 PM
Author: Filthy scarlet house candlestick maker

I put on my robe and wizard hat [Harry Potter]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13580784)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:34 PM
Author: Free-loading bisexual bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth

LOL @ this flame [New testament]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581069)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:15 PM
Author: lime private investor pit

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582403)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:31 AM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586694)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:44 PM
Author: slap-happy cuck

Going solo after graduation, taking Qs [Mutiny on the Bounty]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581169)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: slap-happy cuck

Lathamed, taking Qs [Men Against the Sea]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581181)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: slap-happy cuck

Solo exit options? [Pitcairn's Island]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581184)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:53 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

Blind fucker just delivered second subpoena. Pushed him into creek [Treasure Island]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581251)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:58 PM
Author: harsh filthpig hell

The NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER of the Narcissus [The Nigger of the Narcissus]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581309)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 6:59 PM
Author: garnet market tattoo

wgwag [Moby Dick]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581312)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:17 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

Hot married bitch totally into me IRL [Lady Chatterly's Lover]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581447)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:21 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

Tl, dr, killself [The Pale King]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581477)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: Stimulating foreskin stage

i like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581520)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:25 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

Is Mecca the new YLS? [Koran]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581494)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:27 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

Fuck AA. Niggers took my plantation. [Absalom, Absalom!]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581504)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:28 PM
Author: Insanely creepy tanning salon roast beef

It was the best of flames; it was the worst of flames. It was a time of nigger threads; it was a time of racial harmony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581512)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:28 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

So I went out to get a corn cob... [Sanctuary]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581514)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:29 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

Your mother is a fish HTH [As I Lay Dying]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581517)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:53 AM
Author: Bearded Area

tfyt.

BAM! You inherit $$$$. Get them teeth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587922)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:44 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

LOL, nice! tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589708)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:31 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

Best V5 for recently outted niggers? [Light in August]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581529)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:38 PM
Author: Useless comical toaster

no homo [The Ballad of Reading Gaol]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581562)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:38 PM
Author: Rebellious set degenerate

TBF here, unsure [midnight's children]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581565)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:40 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

15% tip for waiters ITE?[Wuthering Heights]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581578)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:41 PM
Author: Rebellious set degenerate

man why can't i just pwn cunnus all day and eat the occasional asshole [tropic of cancer]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581582)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:43 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-american football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him. As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist. I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud. Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does. I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss. I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit. Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process. I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater. [Remembrance of Things Past]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581594)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 7:55 AM
Author: cerebral mewling temple

Damn dood, you've got some great ones on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805085)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:44 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

There are no women on xoxo [Orlando]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581603)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:48 PM
Author: Stimulating foreskin stage

decided not to do a copycat today at hastings

[deadeye dick]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581633)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:50 PM
Author: glittery nighttime church marketing idea

cuckolded my BF with a minister and got preggers. what do you think will happen if ppl find out. (BPM) --> The Scarlet Letter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581644)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 7:53 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

LOL@poors starting new country [Animal Farm]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581661)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:11 PM
Author: Filthy scarlet house candlestick maker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581806)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:50 PM
Author: cerebral mewling temple

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583362)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:09 PM
Author: glittery nighttime church marketing idea

not really sure re: things. (guy.) --> Catcher in the Rye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581793)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:12 PM
Author: Filthy scarlet house candlestick maker

Holy Fuck, Rach is Logging IPs!!! (1984)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13581813)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 11:50 PM
Author: Hot appetizing parlour stain

i like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14795726)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: Low-t Alpha Patrolman

BAM! Hot mother! (Oedipus)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582145)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: abnormal violet cuckoldry dragon

i'm an alpha d00d, a generally nice master man, who will give the bothereds of this world models and bottles. my beta son will put you in BIGDEBT that you must pay. i BAM! you not. [bible]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582148)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:51 PM
Author: cerebral mewling temple

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583368)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: costumed juggernaut

I have to say, there are too many 180's ITT to award them individually. mad respect, xo, where would I be without you all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582150)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:59 PM
Author: Startling marvelous macaca

Seriously, this turned out to be an epic thread. I am jealous at how creative everyone is. Well done xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582282)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:55 PM
Author: pearly multi-colored crackhouse

:D and TBF taking ?'s on rape (Of Mice and Men)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582232)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: primrose lodge

tons of great ones ITT but this one really made me LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837249)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: lime private investor pit

*GASSES THREAD*

[Schindler's List]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582267)



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Date: February 5th, 2010 12:28 AM
Author: topaz stead

i LOLed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14019959)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cheese-eating fanboi ratface

1. Murder rich old hag.

2. ???

3. PROFIT!

(Crime and Punishment)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582308)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:12 PM
Author: Flirting Sienna Coldplay Fan Voyeur

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582382)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:20 AM
Author: judgmental excitant round eye boltzmann

like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584603)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:39 AM
Author: Hot appetizing parlour stain

well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584859)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:07 PM
Author: 180 amethyst gaming laptop

pure-of-heart man leaves his non-heroic wife in northern minnesota and combats the corrupting influences of a rogue's gallery of message board posters as he makes his way to the celestial city of new york (Pilgrim's Progress)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582351)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:12 PM
Author: Stimulating foreskin stage

taking questions on my lifestyle of tutoring in l.a.

(down and out in paris and london)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582381)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:14 PM
Author: Bright racy tank haunted graveyard

*Is alpha dude with 6-figure job who downs soma and pwns cunnus. Makes fun of short beta losers who can't get women and whine incessantly. (Brave New World)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582399)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:18 PM
Author: Stimulating foreskin stage

titc alpha-beta joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582446)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:16 PM
Author: wonderful base philosopher-king

deferred associates congregate ITT

[the boxcar children]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582415)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:21 AM
Author: Thriller lilac institution

vn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587693)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 11:59 AM
Author: Brindle frisky background story station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14012108)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:18 PM
Author: territorial twinkling uncleanness shrine

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781989)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:19 PM
Author: Bateful violent persian

ROFL! LATHAMED!!!!!!!!! [all quiet on the western front]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582459)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:22 PM
Author: Free-loading bisexual bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth

quit BIGLAW to travel the world, taking insults and congraulations [the call of the wild]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582490)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:24 PM
Author: Free-loading bisexual bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth

need advice, am LUSTING after an eagle-nosed jew [of human bondage]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582499)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:27 PM
Author: Unhinged psychic

Is murdering a fat justified or merely excused? (Lord of the Flies)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582524)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:31 PM
Author: Magical Mad-dog Skullcap

I found true love! He's homeless but plays the harmonica! [Blue Smoke] (Their Eyes were Watching God)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582574)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: Stimulating foreskin stage

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582586)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:52 PM
Author: glittery nighttime church marketing idea

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583379)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:21 AM
Author: Thriller lilac institution

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587697)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:20 PM
Author: crawly mind-boggling skinny woman

shit...hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14012237)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:32 PM
Author: Walnut Abode

I may sound like a man but honestly I am a female. (Atlas Shrugged)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582587)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:33 PM
Author: pearly multi-colored crackhouse

tl;dr (War and Peace)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582592)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:40 AM
Author: Hot appetizing parlour stain

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584867)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:09 PM
Author: Supple piazza

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599877)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:36 PM
Author: adventurous location telephone

WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG WGWAG

[The King and I]

Men suck (1xx pounds of fat chick) [The Vagina Monologues]

BAM! You tell successful joke and then come to XO to talk about it [A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582628)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: Magical Mad-dog Skullcap

Poors, lol [The Jungle]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582633)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:45 PM
Author: fragrant hissy fit gunner

HTH (Faust)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582739)



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Date: July 10th, 2011 3:30 AM
Author: Naked Cocky Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18466187)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:48 PM
Author: Magical Mad-dog Skullcap

Jews, best at ks? [Merchant of Venice]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582764)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: Peach boyish depressive

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585013)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:06 AM
Author: Magical Mad-dog Skullcap

ty ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585057)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:49 PM
Author: fragrant hissy fit gunner

REVERSE BIG WILLIE STYLE???? (Oedipus the King)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582774)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: fragrant hissy fit gunner

stfu pensive (The Catcher in the Rye)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582793)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:55 PM
Author: cerebral mewling temple

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583392)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:40 PM
Author: Poppy box office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589683)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:52 PM
Author: fragrant hissy fit gunner

ITT female XOers DESCRIBE their raep fantasies. (The Story of O)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582815)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:13 PM
Author: Useless comical toaster

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13583017)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 9:57 PM
Author: Walnut Abode

Sweet plans (Of Mice and Men)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582871)



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Date: December 17th, 2009 10:09 PM
Author: contagious duck-like lay halford

Not in Arkansas anymore [Bluesmoke] - Wizard of Oz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13582985)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:09 AM
Author: glassy trump supporter

Took a ride with a NIGGER today [Huck Finn]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584424)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:19 AM
Author: judgmental excitant round eye boltzmann

Felt unsure about callback - send thank you note? [Catch-22]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584594)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:44 AM
Author: Confused dilemma trust fund

OCI 2009

[And Then There Were None]

(a.k.a.: Ten Little Niggers)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584910)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: Pink university jew

OCI ITE (Lord of the Flies)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13613470)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:46 AM
Author: Ebony indian lodge

RATING POASTERS as 19th century Duchesses [Vanity Fair]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584918)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:47 AM
Author: Confused dilemma trust fund

My job hunt [The Neverending Story]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584922)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:47 AM
Author: Confused dilemma trust fund

My Girlfriend's Vagina [The Dark Crystal]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584924)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:47 AM
Author: Hyperventilating fishy coffee pot kitchen

lol! stupid bitch kills self because her bf was passed out [romeo & juliet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584925)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:58 AM
Author: Magical Mad-dog Skullcap

Rach, why can't we be together (*bel*) [The Kite Runner]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13584998)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: Magical Mad-dog Skullcap

Is there something wrong with my face? (BPM) [Flatland]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585009)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 7:46 AM
Author: Stimulating foreskin stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586808)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:40 PM
Author: Henna aromatic incel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588296)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:10 PM
Author: Supple piazza

BURN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599883)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:00 AM
Author: Hyperventilating fishy coffee pot kitchen

law firm to gay attorney: ding, fag! [philadelphia]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585010)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 7:32 AM
Author: cerebral mewling temple

some people are interpreting the term "literary classic" pretty broadly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586797)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:02 AM
Author: Magical Mad-dog Skullcap

Tell me about this whokebe fellow? [The Prophet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585031)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:03 AM
Author: Hot appetizing parlour stain

My 2 ALPHA dogs just died. Feeling sad :( (Where the Red Fern Grows)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585036)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:17 AM
Author: erotic field

Helen is a 6, 6.5 tops [The Iliad]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585605)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:20 AM
Author: Big-titted lascivious turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585639)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:19 AM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

Me liked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586668)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 1:14 AM
Author: Useless comical toaster

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610173)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 2:26 AM
Author: claret talented principal's office boistinker

couldnt sit down on public transportation cause of some dood, guess race [ huck finn ]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13585697)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:42 AM
Author: Ultramarine Elastic Band Place Of Business

One shit-storm after another, clients and partners both trying to kill me; I-bankers are lining up to bang my wife. (The Odyssey)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586370)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:54 AM
Author: fuchsia vibrant space

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587500)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:05 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

*claps*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599856)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:14 AM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

pensive taking ?s [Fahrenheit 451]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586659)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:34 PM
Author: Greedy Ladyboy Business Firm

I liked this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588249)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:33 AM
Author: claret talented principal's office boistinker

How much should I tip? [Wealth of Nations]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586699)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 5:33 AM
Author: turquoise histrionic indirect expression sex offender

The Secret Diary of Whokebe [Mein Kampf]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586702)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 6:58 AM
Author: Free-loading bisexual bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth

*Goes to the off-topic board* [heart of darkness]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13586776)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:55 AM
Author: fuchsia vibrant space

*Goes to the "Garbage" Board* [lord jim]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587507)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

*Dies there* [Nostromo]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589657)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:23 AM
Author: Drunken affirmative action

*Is an Asian*

*Furiously writes violent fantasies*

(The Art of War)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587712)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:24 AM
Author: Drunken affirmative action

Can a law degree help me get into FBI?

(Sherlock Holmes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587718)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:25 AM
Author: Drunken affirmative action

ITT: I explain what is wrong with capitalism

(Communist Manifesto)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587722)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:27 AM
Author: Thriller lilac institution

vn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587738)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:53 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589783)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:27 AM
Author: Thriller lilac institution

You know nothing, Harvard [Estrada] (Song of Ice and Fire)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587735)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:29 AM
Author: Drunken affirmative action

wgwag

(wild gorillas with asian guy)

(The Jungle Book)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587747)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:30 AM
Author: Drunken affirmative action

man beheads wife. guess religion?

(arabian nights)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587748)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:33 AM
Author: Thriller lilac institution

I unwittingly sacrificed my child for a chance at a man and a future [Many XOXO women] (A Song of Ice and Fire)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587770)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:36 AM
Author: Thriller lilac institution

The seed is strong (a story of cuckoldery) (A Song of Ice and Fire)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587783)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:37 AM
Author: Thriller lilac institution

A woo woo (A Christmas Carol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587795)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:42 PM
Author: Henna aromatic incel

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588316)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 11:44 AM
Author: Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Main People

Actual female here, thinking about cuckolding striver husband with alpha, taking q's [The Awakening]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13587855)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:09 PM
Author: Exhilarant therapy

Accidentally hit a nig with my car, should I grow a beard? (Bonfire of the Vanities)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588024)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 12:32 AM
Author: Henna aromatic incel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13628311)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:27 PM
Author: heady community account

this is worth saving; brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588175)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:55 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

Glad people are enjoying the thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592540)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:32 PM
Author: heady community account

whokebe retired today; or maybe yesterday. [the stranger]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588224)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:33 PM
Author: judgmental excitant round eye boltzmann

Thread by female poster [The Crying Game]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588241)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:42 PM
Author: Free-loading bisexual bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth

you must find a job, i can't find a job, i'll find a job (estrada) [the unnameable]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588323)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:43 PM
Author: Henna aromatic incel

wmtp taking questions (the analects)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588326)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 12:44 PM
Author: Free-loading bisexual bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth

Ah, simple jewish man living in los angeles! Ah, humanity! [bartleby the scrivener]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588334)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:01 PM
Author: Thriller lilac institution

My wife found out about my GF and they both left me and I fell down and broke my face, now I'm in AA though (Confessions of St. Augustine)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588486)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:01 PM
Author: coral vengeful codepig gaping

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837014)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:26 PM
Author: razzmatazz purple famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588698)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:28 PM
Author: Rusted Fluffy Center Blood Rage

To be fair,

"SUMMON: C+C (bothered)"

[The Old Man and the Sea]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588711)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: razzmatazz purple famous landscape painting

Aspie male, 26, living in parents' basement - Kill Self? [The Virgin Suicides]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13588724)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

How much does childhood work experience matter for clerkship? [David Copperfield]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589690)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:46 PM
Author: Poppy box office

"Rasquatch, Pensive, Rowan and :D having family issues. Blue Smoke cooks them dinner" - Sound and the Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589722)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:48 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

Hi pensive! [The Importance of Being Earnest]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589736)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: Poppy box office

"Just got violently lathamed, chances at Cali shiTTTlaw ITE? (ShockDoctrine, Estrada, Earl, Carbozo, depressedsad,V-17 troll, Dr. Science, rape101, etc.)" - The Grapes of Wrath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589747)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 3:54 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589791)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:47 PM
Author: judgmental excitant round eye boltzmann

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592493)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:48 PM
Author: judgmental excitant round eye boltzmann

Or even better "Thinking of taking this Cali shitlaw position [link to dubious craigslist ad]"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592501)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: Filthy scarlet house candlestick maker

This is fucking awesome. tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13600100)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: primrose lodge

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837282)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 4:10 PM
Author: Yapping fighting theatre pozpig

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1164152&mc=68&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13589921)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 8:30 PM
Author: Thriller lilac institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13591436)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 8:39 PM
Author: Internet-worthy digit ratio trailer park

Just had amazing sex with someone NOT my boyfriend (imightbeiant)----> Madame Bovary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13591503)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:45 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592479)



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Date: December 18th, 2009 10:54 PM
Author: cyan laughsome cruise ship

How will adcoms view a B in Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Fortune? [Hamlet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13592532)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 12:24 PM
Author: heady community account

fucking brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13631092)



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Date: January 14th, 2010 11:36 AM
Author: cerebral mewling temple

NICE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13805856)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:24 PM
Author: Gay meetinghouse son of senegal

Any part of the South not TTT full of retards, whores and aspie virgins?- the sound and the fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599969)



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Date: December 19th, 2009 9:27 PM
Author: irradiated hall cuckold

Neighbor poaching my internet, how can I cut him off? (Peloponesian War)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13599994)



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Date: December 20th, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: Carnelian mischievous property rigor

Flunking out of boarding school, taking ?'s (box)

[Catcher in the Rye]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13607032)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 1:11 AM
Author: erotic field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610139)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 1:18 AM
Author: buff submissive ape theater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13628831)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 7:51 AM
Author: disturbing ticket booth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13630124)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 11:47 PM
Author: glittery nighttime church marketing idea

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14795688)



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Date: December 20th, 2009 6:35 PM
Author: charismatic gaped queen of the night

*I had a great future at one point. Then I tried to improve life standing with law school.* (Candide)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13607131)



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Date: December 20th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: Low-t Alpha Patrolman

BAM! Hot Daughter! (lolita)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13607144)



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Date: December 21st, 2009 12:56 AM
Author: green striped hyena

YALE UG now top 1% at Cooley. LOL @ poors?

(A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13610015)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 1:33 AM
Author: Out-of-control autistic locale

BAM! my hot twin sister is a waitress at an indian restaurant. how to bang? (without tipping)

[god of small things]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13628994)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 2:16 AM
Author: Trip Corner

Here's my biography, Jigsaw - TMF [The Bible]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13629344)



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Date: December 23rd, 2009 7:01 AM
Author: stirring theater stage reading party

Im gonna pwn at WUSTL and get a great job.

[The Road]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#13630066)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:08 PM
Author: Brindle frisky background story station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14012155)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:21 PM
Author: costumed juggernaut

classic bumpage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14002288)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:41 PM
Author: arousing genital piercing

you have an odd access to things that should be hard to find (Siddhartha)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14002522)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 3:55 PM
Author: Concupiscible Flushed Roommate Party Of The First Part

Living off the land in Alaska is easy (rudolph) [into the wild]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14002685)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 11:01 AM
Author: bronze jewess

Sadly overlooked. This is one of my favorites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929307)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:01 PM
Author: Brindle frisky background story station

I will get laid by so many hot Eastern Bloc women when I'm a doctor (BooR) (The Unbearable Lightness of Being)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14012114)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 3:45 PM
Author: balding hideous national preventive strike

So getting laid tonight, hot women just invited me over for some caroling [Little Women]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14014017)



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Date: April 22nd, 2010 11:46 PM
Author: disturbing ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14795661)



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Date: April 23rd, 2010 12:07 AM
Author: Deep range

Relieved--Latham just had firm-wide meeting; promised no layoffs [Darkness at Noon]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14795990)



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Date: November 11th, 2010 5:16 PM
Author: Insecure mauve french chef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16526898)



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Date: April 23rd, 2010 12:11 AM
Author: Razzle Narrow-minded Spot Potus

BOYFRIEND KILLEDSELF -- WILL BE ALONE FOREVER, HALP! [romeo & juliet]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14796044)



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Date: April 23rd, 2010 12:16 AM
Author: fragrant hissy fit gunner

Do I fuck Asian girls? lol i guess so. i guess so. (Snow Falling on Cedars)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#14796105)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 7:37 AM
Author: exciting overrated gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928832)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 7:55 AM
Author: domesticated frozen stage

Who else is coming to the LA meetup? [No Exit]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928846)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 7:59 AM
Author: exciting overrated gas station

sonic shows up to pwn them all [Elephant]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928852)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 8:09 AM
Author: Odious Sexy Doctorate

Obama critics are racist. [1984]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928859)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 8:46 AM
Author: Shaky Locus Headpube

172

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15928900)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 10:04 AM
Author: Curious goyim

d00d goes for a walk around Dublin. Nothing happens.

(Ulysses)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929071)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 10:07 AM
Author: charcoal cruel-hearted sneaky criminal karate

you're doing it wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929079)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 10:07 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Church Building

My mom is an objective 9, a good f*ck. Taking Qs. [Oedipus]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929078)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 10:07 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Church Building

Considering switching to BIGWHALE. Credited? [Moby Dick]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15929080)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:45 PM
Author: Grizzly menage stock car

Buries self in basement for weeks at a time playing WoW. (On Walden Pond)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931271)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:51 PM
Author: provocative mother

Dad making us move to some 3rd world desert shithole full of poors (Dune)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931297)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:53 PM
Author: Bespoke opaque plaza

Leinart: Caligula still the more alpha emperor (I, Claudius)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931321)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 3:55 PM
Author: Bespoke opaque plaza

Rancid Festering TTT in decline [Fall of the House of Usher]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931334)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 4:02 PM
Author: cowardly mental disorder heaven

Breaking Point: Threw a turd at a niggress [Pincipia Mathematica]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931393)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 4:05 PM
Author: cowardly mental disorder heaven

Did jew bitches in the holocaust suck dick for protein? [Night]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931415)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 4:09 PM
Author: Bespoke opaque plaza

Jesus died. He really died :( (Where's your messiah now?!?) --New Testament

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931471)



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Date: August 31st, 2010 4:18 PM
Author: Hot appetizing parlour stain

just ran from the carabinieri, should i grow a beard? (A Farewell to Arms)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#15931565)



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Date: November 11th, 2010 4:55 PM
Author: smoky cracking den personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16526673)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:12 PM
Author: territorial twinkling uncleanness shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781943)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:17 PM
Author: Khaki nofapping school faggot firefighter

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781980)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:18 PM
Author: Khaki nofapping school faggot firefighter

lisa rowe taking your proposals itt (the taming of the shrew)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16781994)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:20 PM
Author: Khaki nofapping school faggot firefighter

askav taking qs on wine, love, life (the rubaiyat of omar khayyam)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782012)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: Crusty beady-eyed national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782326)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:25 PM
Author: Khaki nofapping school faggot firefighter

twist and i made sex tapes (the marriage of heaven and hell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782041)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author: Khaki nofapping school faggot firefighter

i judge men's dateability by the furniture they have (pride and prejudice)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782080)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 1:45 PM
Author: Stubborn death wish lettuce

Okay, who are the smartest poasters here? [The Republic]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16782153)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 2:50 PM
Author: Khaki nofapping school faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16836941)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:06 PM
Author: coral vengeful codepig gaping

That's it - I'm switching to a pumo [The Invisible Man]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837053)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 8:00 AM
Author: judgmental excitant round eye boltzmann

like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315333)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:11 PM
Author: coral vengeful codepig gaping

Had amazing sex with someone NOT my boyfriend! [The Scarlet Letter]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837093)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:12 PM
Author: coral vengeful codepig gaping

You are all apes [The Origin of Species]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837101)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:13 PM
Author: coral vengeful codepig gaping

Got back into biglaw!!! [TMF] [Faust]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837104)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:13 PM
Author: coral vengeful codepig gaping

I'll be able to get biglaw from Michigan, right? [Candide]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837108)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:14 PM
Author: coral vengeful codepig gaping

Answering q's on any topic [Summa Theologica]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837114)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: dashing saffron electric furnace

Taking Q's (rape101) [A Clockwork Orange]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837254)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:47 PM
Author: primrose lodge

lonley shrew at 33, finally met a great guy on OKcupid; how many messages until I ask him out? [revolutionary road]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#16837327)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 8:16 AM
Author:  step-uncle's house

USAJobs.gov is FLAME bros (Hobbes' Leviathan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315362)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 8:20 AM
Author:  step-uncle's house

Libtards, why u no mad they killed you?

(Cry the Beloved Country)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315366)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 9:01 AM
Author: domesticated frozen stage

AZN dood defies godly command of NOWAG, shitstorm ensues [Paradise Lost]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18315469)



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Date: July 9th, 2011 1:29 AM
Author: salmon associate school cafeteria

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18457262)



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Date: July 9th, 2011 1:33 AM
Author:  step-uncle's house

Not flame, prole gf pregnant, life ruined (Jude the Obscure)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18457298)



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Date: July 9th, 2011 2:33 AM
Author: Carmine pervert

A Tree Grows In Brooklyn (Blue Smoke)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1167615&forum_id=2#18457664)