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Anecdotes from an alpha aspie ADA.

I will post these as I encounter them over the summer. T...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  06/24/10
Is he an Asian northwestern grad? If so I may know this guy.
Arousing library
  06/25/10
joe vaj is actually clerking
rusted hairraiser personal credit line
  07/07/10
...
Walnut boyish abode becky
  07/16/10
180
thriller casino
  07/14/10
180
Mind-boggling gas station roast beef
  07/20/10
lolol
bipolar death wish
  07/23/10
This actually sounds like a guy I dated back in HS.
Multi-colored claret multi-billionaire
  08/06/10
...
Startling wagecucks
  08/18/10
...
Startling wagecucks
  08/24/10
...
ocher ape
  07/17/11
he keeps a change of clothes in his office. his blue dress s...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  06/25/10
colorblind?
adventurous plaza jewess
  06/25/10
no man, no. i'll ask him on monday.
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  06/25/10
I got up the nerve to ask today. Went something like this. ...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  06/30/10
god I hope this isn't flame
razzle-dazzle orchestra pit
  07/08/10
cr these are 180
brindle free-loading principal's office voyeur
  07/20/10
Flame. Aspies cut off the tags.
twisted state
  06/25/10
so you work with dwight schrute?
stirring selfie
  06/25/10
basically.
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  06/25/10
nice I have a Michael Scott in my office, except he's a s...
kink-friendly crawly idiot
  07/21/10
Everyone has a Michael Scott in their office. If you don't k...
cheese-eating forum generalized bond
  07/23/10
...
Cerebral indirect expression organic girlfriend
  07/08/10
tyft
flickering set
  06/25/10
...
Floppy Resort Ratface
  06/25/10
...
adventurous plaza jewess
  06/25/10
Hilarious
Bistre curious mother
  06/25/10
Today I went to print some stuff off from his computer and n...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/07/10
ahahahaha. thanks.
Magenta Costumed Shitlib
  07/07/10
...
Flirting shrine
  07/07/10
...
rusted hairraiser personal credit line
  07/07/10
...
Frozen Heaven
  07/08/10
Hilarious.
histrionic vengeful locus
  07/08/10
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/portageville-mo/TM3O8B0SG68K...
rebellious aquamarine really tough guy
  01/04/11
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/20zg0Q/www.xoxohth.com/thread....
sienna deranged partner goal in life
  06/13/11
QW$TQ4wrjwaroijwaoirjwaoir
Razzmatazz Pistol Bawdyhouse
  07/08/10
...
Bistre curious mother
  07/16/10
...
Walnut boyish abode becky
  07/19/10
...
brindle free-loading principal's office voyeur
  07/20/10
180
Mind-boggling gas station roast beef
  07/20/10
1 fucking 80 I can't imagine what I would do if somebody ...
Passionate Hairless Azn
  07/21/10
...
indecent codepig indian lodge
  07/21/10
...
cracking ladyboy
  07/23/10
180
bipolar death wish
  07/23/10
...
Nubile Telephone
  09/02/11
please do not stop posting itt. this is fucking awesome
Galvanic trailer park
  07/07/10
Last week I asked if he would write me a LOR at the end of t...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/08/10
Aren't iPods crazy?
rusted hairraiser personal credit line
  07/08/10
I have a strange feeling that this could be a really effecti...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/08/10
the demonstration of sexual harassment seems more problemati...
jet den useless brakes
  07/08/10
I guess he's worried he will say something harassing in the ...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/08/10
180
bipolar death wish
  07/23/10
...
Doobsian kitchen
  09/23/10
Where did he graduate from?
Olive half-breed pit
  07/08/10
t14
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/08/10
none of this sounds alpha. just sad.
Out-of-control Quadroon Goyim
  07/08/10
you won't be singing the same tune when your wounds are infe...
jet den useless brakes
  07/08/10
the kimodo punch
impressive sanctuary
  07/20/10
man I'm fucking cracking up over here
brindle free-loading principal's office voyeur
  07/20/10
I'm laughing my ass off here.
puce disgusting church
  07/28/10
Can you link us to his bio? I want a pic.
Olive half-breed pit
  07/08/10
This seems like a poor idea for the OP.
Razzmatazz Pistol Bawdyhouse
  07/08/10
yea, this would basically be a direct line back to me.
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/08/10
I just asked him if he had and BIG PLANS this weekend, he re...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/09/10
He just texted me "pound game, INITIATE! pictures to fo...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/09/10
i'm gonna have to call flame on the "get on my lvl"...
stirring selfie
  07/09/10
He says this frequently and often inappropriately, whenever ...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/09/10
1fucking80
stirring selfie
  07/09/10
I swear to god, he requested new staplers for the office and...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/09/10
180
Razzmatazz Pistol Bawdyhouse
  07/09/10
there's no way someone this great exists
Frozen Heaven
  07/09/10
everyone in the office seems to hate him, but the guy is a f...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/09/10
He sounds like a novel character, but better.
Razzmatazz Pistol Bawdyhouse
  07/09/10
this is a true 180
sickened exhilarant fat ankles
  07/24/10
Jesus Christ, I fucking lost it at this. Absolutely brillia...
swashbuckling hissy fit
  07/27/10
i don't think i've laughed this hard since kitties live-chat...
Magenta Costumed Shitlib
  08/01/10
180
Insecure striped hyena windowlicker
  09/14/10
this gave me the biggest laugh i've had in all of 2011. tha...
Beta gaping space
  06/08/11
hahaha
bipolar death wish
  07/23/10
180
fragrant lake station
  07/28/10
omfg
Azure blood rage point
  08/22/11
(estrada's colleague from the future)
provocative nowag dilemma
  07/09/10
This whole thread is 180
Black corner crotch
  07/09/10
...
jade irate dragon mad-dog skullcap
  07/09/10
He had a compression boot on today like what you get when yo...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/12/10
Ok, this one gave away your flame; clearly a quote taken fro...
Maize office skinny woman
  07/20/10
link?
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/20/10
Shit lemme see if I can find it. Someone posted it here a f...
Maize office skinny woman
  07/20/10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu1-ZeEPo9c
Maize office skinny woman
  07/20/10
I asked him what his superpower would be if he could have an...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/14/10
lol Have you read any of his legal briefs? Are they cohe...
flatulent regret
  07/14/10
extremely. I have no doubt the guy is smarter than me and I ...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/14/10
flame aspies can't chat up women
Embarrassed To The Bone Tanning Salon Ceo
  07/14/10
Aren't ipods crazy? hahahahahah I want to be with him ...
flatulent regret
  07/14/10
I want a shirt that says this
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/14/10
Can you steal the file of conversational starters, strip it ...
flatulent regret
  07/14/10
I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/15/10
Do cats have emotions? ROFL. Is this guy Watchmen?
Razzmatazz Pistol Bawdyhouse
  07/15/10
...
sickened exhilarant fat ankles
  07/24/10
do cats have emotions
impressive sanctuary
  07/15/10
180
Flirting shrine
  07/15/10
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
sienna deranged partner goal in life
  07/15/10
180^180. Love the mothman progression. I am crying here.
Bull headed juggernaut garrison
  07/19/10
...
indecent codepig indian lodge
  07/21/10
lol cr, trying to get around filter so that he can read abou...
Aphrodisiac Dingle Berry
  03/30/11
thanks for my new username and siggy
violet glittery locale
  07/20/10
"homemade harpoon gun" "make a net" ...
violet glittery locale
  07/20/10
180
Mind-boggling gas station roast beef
  07/20/10
i dont think 180 really does this justice. you need to be w...
shaky rehab
  07/21/10
Bananas contain potassium-40, which is radioactive.
Passionate Hairless Azn
  07/21/10
TYSVMFT 180^180^180
fragrant lake station
  07/28/10
"mothman friendly"
Contagious Site Famous Landscape Painting
  08/20/10
I had forgotten that this is where mothman sexuality comes f...
Sexy field
  06/13/11
its more of him just talking at them until he says something...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/14/10
I really think I might adopt the "get on my level"...
Razzmatazz Pistol Bawdyhouse
  07/15/10
this thread should be in the museum of awesome art
wonderful crystalline affirmative action
  07/14/10
He talked about Gulliver's Travels today. In a recorded dep...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/16/10
wow.
laughsome temple associate
  07/16/10
Why scared? Unless he was saying it in a menacing voice or ...
Ruddy Public Bath Sweet Tailpipe
  07/16/10
Kinda like when a homeless guy starts yelling on the subway.
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/16/10
tyvmft
aromatic massive faggotry
  07/16/10
LOL, greatest post ever.
Unhinged irradiated factory reset button
  07/17/10
i'm going to be sad when this thread dies
Frozen Heaven
  07/19/10
lol
Mind-boggling gas station roast beef
  07/20/10
this is a jaw-dropping 180
Out-of-control Quadroon Goyim
  07/23/10
never stop posting
puce disgusting church
  07/28/10
This thread is heaps and heaps of 180. If it is flame, ...
chartreuse erotic property roommate
  07/16/10
you immediately became one of my favorite poasters with this...
Filthy vibrant crackhouse kitty cat
  07/16/10
I concur.
Smoky business firm knife
  07/17/10
cr
Frozen Heaven
  07/17/10
"You doing anything cool tonight?" "Are you ...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/17/10
my favorite lol
kink-friendly crawly idiot
  07/21/10
...
kink-friendly crawly idiot
  07/21/10
holy shit i must use this IRL
rusted hairraiser personal credit line
  07/27/10
...
rusted hairraiser personal credit line
  07/28/10
Today I was looking for something in the pile of files in hi...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/19/10
OH THEY EXIST ALRIGHT
laughsome temple associate
  07/19/10
...
Galvanic trailer park
  07/29/10
Today he gave me a brief overview of how he would revamp gen...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/20/10
You're making this up, aren't you?
laughsome temple associate
  07/20/10
I dress it up a bit, but every one of these things happened.
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/20/10
Whatever it is, it's thrilling!
laughsome temple associate
  07/20/10
I agree about the personal speed limit. My gf and her famil...
Ruddy Public Bath Sweet Tailpipe
  07/20/10
holy shit best thread ever
Fiercely-loyal Saffron Foreskin Athletic Conference
  07/20/10
...
Galvanic trailer park
  07/20/10
agreed
violet glittery locale
  07/20/10
this thread delivers
Nudist anal sneaky criminal
  07/20/10
180, flame or not.
bronze diverse menage incel
  07/20/10
true 180 thread
Big new version home
  07/20/10
perhaps the only truly 180 thread of the last 3 years.
Mind-boggling gas station roast beef
  07/20/10
don't care if it's flame
Bateful theater stage
  07/20/10
While discussing the last words of Alexander the Great, the ...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/21/10
*.*
Hateful Heady Piazza Therapy
  07/21/10
*dies*
sienna deranged partner goal in life
  07/21/10
He definitely posts on xo
impressive sanctuary
  07/23/10
I think he just has a strange but undeniably amusing sense o...
laughsome temple associate
  07/21/10
if not for this thread i would. sometimes I wonder if he's a...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/21/10
he almost *has* to post here no?
Galvanic trailer park
  07/21/10
i half expect him to pwn me with a printout of this thread o...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/21/10
This guy is brilliant. This is like some next level Andy Ka...
dashing know-it-all reading party
  07/21/10
I've been keeping a list of his one liners since I started t...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/22/10
holy shit
stirring selfie
  07/22/10
RLY?
Beady-eyed khaki parlor
  07/22/10
complete 180
lascivious pocket flask university
  07/22/10
...
Aphrodisiac Dingle Berry
  07/22/10
i. am. impressed.
kink-friendly crawly idiot
  07/22/10
holy shit.
swollen stubborn halford
  07/22/10
"(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish f...
impressive sanctuary
  07/23/10
agreed, this man is a brilliant, deliberate humorist
Amethyst chapel
  07/23/10
This guy is pimp.
puce disgusting church
  07/28/10
i lolled as i have done something similar (pale imitation)
provocative nowag dilemma
  08/05/10
jesus LOL
Fiercely-loyal Saffron Foreskin Athletic Conference
  07/23/10
You should seriously consider writing a short (30K word) hum...
laughsome temple associate
  07/23/10
"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be som...
chrome overrated lodge macaca
  07/24/10
Jesus Lord this was funny.
puce disgusting church
  07/28/10
i want to be this guy
Galvanic trailer park
  08/01/10
"DO YOU- ..."
Contagious Site Famous Landscape Painting
  08/28/10
...
Aphrodisiac Dingle Berry
  07/22/10
180
red sticky center national security agency
  07/22/10
u are a gentleman and scholar, 180
gay soul-stirring theater community account
  07/22/10
this is too good to be flame
Hateful Heady Piazza Therapy
  07/22/10
this is what scares me the moast
kink-friendly crawly idiot
  07/22/10
"I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't...
cracking ladyboy
  07/22/10
Absolutely amazing thread
Contagious Site Famous Landscape Painting
  07/23/10
180^180
Maniacal burgundy bbw theatre
  07/23/10
I do feel kind of sad for the dood. Hope you're running sht...
apoplectic snowy black woman
  07/23/10
WTF
impressive sanctuary
  07/23/10
this is so awesome
bipolar death wish
  07/23/10
I'm actually considering sharing this on twitter someone ...
Amethyst chapel
  07/23/10
Who is this guy? I'm considering applying to law school, jus...
Demanding Market Kitty
  07/23/10
http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss194/fuzzydoodle/Interne...
Lilac Bearded Base
  07/23/10
slackfist cumduster, consider yourself a made man
Contagious Site Famous Landscape Painting
  07/24/10
...
supple private investor coffee pot
  07/26/10
A recent aggressive escalation of one of his long standing s...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/27/10
Have you ever asked to meet Robert?
impressive sanctuary
  07/27/10
No. For the same reasons I don't wake sleepwalkers.
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/27/10
your being trolled IRL. he's posting a thread about you on s...
hideous hell
  07/27/10
Someone already said it, but this really is the best thread ...
Indigo nighttime candlestick maker
  07/27/10
I tried to explain it to my bf and couldn't get the brillian...
spruce insane fanboi stage
  07/28/10
ditch the dood
nofapping trip pozpig doctorate
  07/28/10
ATD!
red sticky center national security agency
  07/28/10
absolutely.
sienna deranged partner goal in life
  07/28/10
I asked to second chair at his closing argument for a partic...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  07/28/10
jvc kaboom box
hideous hell
  07/28/10
credited post
flickering set
  07/29/10
What is CP?
Demanding Market Kitty
  07/29/10
cerebral palsy?
thriller casino
  07/29/10
http://nursingpub.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cerebral-pa...
hideous hell
  07/29/10
i am just in awe
Galvanic trailer park
  07/29/10
lol
puce disgusting church
  07/31/10
"Can you tell I use an electric razor?" I feel...
gay soul-stirring theater community account
  07/31/10
*Lightly caresses your face*
sienna deranged partner goal in life
  08/01/10
never stop.
nofapping trip pozpig doctorate
  08/01/10
MOAR ANECDOTES
Ruby Comical National
  08/01/10
His vacation begins tomorrow and I am done at the end of the...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  08/03/10
Pretty much crying, tysm.
impertinent mildly autistic electric furnace nursing home
  08/03/10
truly the thread of the summer. thank you.
talented institution
  08/03/10
ty
Frozen Heaven
  08/04/10
"He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me ...
cracking ladyboy
  08/04/10
A perfect ending to a perfect summer
impressive sanctuary
  08/04/10
This is the greatest man of our generation. This is what a l...
swollen stubborn halford
  08/21/10
hysterical
180 karate genital piercing
  01/07/11
I just discovered this thread. Absolutely epic. I want to ...
Chestnut self-centered whorehouse travel guidebook
  08/04/10
I'd almost forgotten what good shtick/flame looked like. Th...
Smoky business firm knife
  08/04/10
200+ posts and the most negative comment is that it's probab...
hideous hell
  08/04/10
Even if it were fictional, the writing and the skill and shi...
puce disgusting church
  08/04/10
I looked forward to updates to this thread more than episode...
puce disgusting church
  08/04/10
Awesome thread. I'm picturing this guy as a supporting chara...
Frum titillating jap
  08/04/10
Hard to get a coherent narrative out of this. I think at be...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  08/04/10
...
vivacious stage
  08/04/10
This thread represents the exact opposite of everything bel ...
sienna deranged partner goal in life
  08/04/10
Can this get stickied for awhile???
sienna deranged partner goal in life
  08/04/10
i can't believe this is the first time im reading this threa...
Electric alcoholic coldplay fan pisswyrm
  08/04/10
Bravo sir. Bravo. I look forward to your next 180 thread.
Ruby Comical National
  08/04/10
180 flame. i liked the subtle nods to old xoxo shticks.
idiotic silver immigrant
  08/04/10
which schticks?
Learning disabled carmine meetinghouse
  08/08/10
ask him how he feels about crustaceans!
Onyx Dysfunction Gay Wizard
  08/05/10
The more I think about it, the more this guy sounds EXACTLY ...
Multi-colored claret multi-billionaire
  08/06/10
omfg what is wrong with chicks? just shut the fuck up no on...
odious aggressive senate
  08/23/11
what
concupiscible area giraffe
  08/08/10
180
Smoky business firm knife
  08/17/10
this is truly great, I can't believe I only just found it
Racy church building
  08/08/10
amazing
underhanded spot depressive
  08/12/10
180 Best of Show
Orchid Stag Film
  08/12/10
best thread in a long time. how did i not see it all summer?
Marvelous house yarmulke
  08/12/10
It is the rare post like this that keeps me at xo.
Ruddy Public Bath Sweet Tailpipe
  08/18/10
...
razzle carnelian brunch
  08/20/10
tytyty
spectacular grizzly background story gunner
  08/20/10
welcome
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  08/28/10
my life is so empty without him
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  08/21/10
He's represents why we all wanted to be lawyers. We became c...
swollen stubborn halford
  08/21/10
In what is, by at least an order of magnitude, the best news...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  09/07/10
...
vivacious stage
  09/07/10
finally, a reason NOT to kill myself.
Smoky business firm knife
  09/07/10
Expected more excitement about this.
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  09/07/10
...
vivacious stage
  09/07/10
Everyone probably assumed it was just a bump. This deserves ...
impressive sanctuary
  09/14/10
cr. the start of a new season of great episodes. the start o...
nofapping trip pozpig doctorate
  09/14/10
While I firmly believe this thread is a flame. OP you are a ...
Ruddy Public Bath Sweet Tailpipe
  09/07/10
holy shit lol
Exciting buck-toothed keepsake machete
  09/12/10
awesome
charismatic cumskin
  09/14/10
2 more weeks
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  09/14/10
This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. I'm fucking giddy.
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  09/21/10
I'm looking forward to reading about this cookout more than ...
Coral Hospital
  09/21/10
You little SHIT! You invited all these XOXO faggots to my BB...
Up-to-no-good Stimulating School
  09/21/10
...
impressive sanctuary
  09/23/10
Tomorrow... Tomorrow... Tomorrow...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  09/25/10
tyvmft
motley location nibblets
  09/14/10
You should write a short story about this dude
excitant step-uncle's house
  09/14/10
180
appetizing flushed sex offender
  09/14/10
literally makes my day every time i read this thread
mahogany vigorous people who are hurt
  09/23/10
GOAT
fighting transparent legend volcanic crater
  09/23/10
oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a rep...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  09/26/10
...
Sick parlour
  09/27/10
"oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has...
Native
  10/13/10
he has said that these stories are exaggerations of true eve...
Fluffy Garnet Hall
  10/13/10
[redacted]
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  09/27/10
vat
razzle carnelian brunch
  09/27/10
What the fuck is going on here? I've been holding my breath ...
crusty cruise ship
  09/30/10
weeks
impressive sanctuary
  10/13/10
I don't care if this is the most elaborate lead-in to Fresh ...
wrinkle
  10/13/10
I am rather concerned as well.
soggy french ticket booth
  10/13/10
i cannot wait!
sooty toilet seat range
  10/20/10
TYVM for this thread. "Aren't iPods crazy" has bec...
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bumping the greatest thread of all time
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I got released from the hospital a few days ago, I will not ...
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wat
lay
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Things did not go well.
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
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I dont even
lay
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I'm considering writing a tell all and having rach take this...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  12/04/10
please don't take the thread down, it's easily a top 10 thre...
lay
  12/04/10
i'd have to do it under a pen name anyway to protect my care...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  12/04/10
what have you missed the last few months? were you employed?
cuck box office
  12/04/10
This happened at the end of my summer gig. I missed the whol...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  12/04/10
DONT KILL THIS THREAD! BEST THREAD ON HERE!
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violet glittery locale
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EDIT wgwag
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  12/04/10
Dude I thought you were in law school? Also, 180.
cuck box office
  12/04/10
EDIT I shouldn't be saying this.
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  12/04/10
i missed it
cuck box office
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you took the flame way too far here, but still a solid threa...
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[radek]
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
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He brought me a lifesized wooden carving of a hand giving a ...
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
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lol
cuck box office
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180
Wild mad cow disease
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I regret nothing.
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
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vivacious stage
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*starts a slow clap* *all of xoxo slowly joins in* *cl...
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*joins in slow clap
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thread of the year for 2010
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mediation
  01/04/11
I'd been waiting for this update for months, so TY. How...
soggy french ticket booth
  01/07/11
Nah, this whole thread was flame.
Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma
  01/10/11
but of course you'd have to say that now........
at-the-ready effete
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No.
soggy french ticket booth
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Doobsian kitchen
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still 180 especially list of google search terms
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obviously i agree
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best flame eva
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he does tho
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in are hearts and minds and in the soul of xo
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  06/08/11
IF I were to take a full time job in the same department as ...
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  06/13/11
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  06/13/11
I know. What a flamer lol.
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  06/13/11
yes. please do this.
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  06/13/11
"he never left the country at all" omfg
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i'd start a separate thread, but yes. even if some of it wil...
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  06/13/11
A novel length treatment would be great movie bait.
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  06/13/11
go for it
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New thread, but link to this one
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No
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Date: June 24th, 2010 7:42 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

I will post these as I encounter them over the summer.

Today, I noticed he always opens push doors with a closed fist. I asked him why in passing, he was immediately ready with the following enumerated list which he counted on his fingers:

"1 - it hardens my knuckle bones to make my punches more devastating; 2 - it prevents me from leaving my fingerprints on the door; and 3 - it collects germs on my knuckles which will cause infections in the people I punch who aren't immediately incapacitated, like a kimodo dragon."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15334029)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:56 PM
Author: Arousing library

Is he an Asian northwestern grad? If so I may know this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341508)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: rusted hairraiser personal credit line

joe vaj is actually clerking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440180)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:20 PM
Author: Walnut boyish abode becky



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:18 PM
Author: thriller casino

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507801)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: Mind-boggling gas station roast beef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564502)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: bipolar death wish

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588049)



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Date: August 6th, 2010 12:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored claret multi-billionaire

This actually sounds like a guy I dated back in HS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15719651)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 5:31 PM
Author: Startling wagecucks



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Date: August 24th, 2010 1:02 PM
Author: Startling wagecucks



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Date: July 17th, 2011 1:35 AM
Author: ocher ape



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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:54 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

he keeps a change of clothes in his office. his blue dress shirt has the word "blue" written on the inside tag. I was too scared to ask why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341488)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: adventurous plaza jewess

colorblind?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341650)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:15 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

no man, no. i'll ask him on monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341657)



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Date: June 30th, 2010 11:05 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

I got up the nerve to ask today. Went something like this.

"Hey, why did you write 'blue' on this shirt?"

[matter of factly] "Because it's blue."

"But isn't that obvious?"

"Not if I go colorblind."

"Isn't that something you have to be born with?" [he shrugs] "Wouldn't braille have been a better choice since you are far more likely to go regular blind?"

[looks at me like I'm insane] "Dude... I can't read braille..." [walks out of the room without breaking eye contact, vaguely disgusted]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15387540)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle orchestra pit

god I hope this isn't flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444810)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:49 PM
Author: brindle free-loading principal's office voyeur

cr these are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564480)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: twisted state

Flame. Aspies cut off the tags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341667)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:55 PM
Author: stirring selfie

so you work with dwight schrute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341499)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

basically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341557)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: kink-friendly crawly idiot

nice

I have a Michael Scott in my office, except he's a she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572211)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 7:45 PM
Author: cheese-eating forum generalized bond

Everyone has a Michael Scott in their office. If you don't know who it is, it's probably you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15591308)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:01 PM
Author: Cerebral indirect expression organic girlfriend



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:10 PM
Author: flickering set

tyft

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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: Floppy Resort Ratface



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: adventurous plaza jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341634)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:15 PM
Author: Bistre curious mother

Hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341663)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 9:56 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

Today I went to print some stuff off from his computer and noticed a word document titled "conversation_starters.docx" in the My Documents folder. It was seriously just a bulleted list about 4 pages long of conversation openers he clearly thought up himself. I didn't have time, but I'll email the thing to myself and post the whole doc here if I get another chance. Some memorable gems include:

"Where do you get your dog groomed at?"

"Can you tell I use an electric razor?"

"How long do you typically like to shower for?"

"Aren't iPods crazy?" (I fucking lost my shit after this one and had to stop.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440108)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 9:58 PM
Author: Magenta Costumed Shitlib

ahahahaha. thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440131)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:01 PM
Author: Flirting shrine



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:05 PM
Author: rusted hairraiser personal credit line



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:54 PM
Author: Frozen Heaven



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:02 PM
Author: histrionic vengeful locus

Hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444794)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 6:12 PM
Author: rebellious aquamarine really tough guy

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http://www.yelp.com/topic/boston-lena-chen

http://lenachenskankwatch.blogspot.com/2010/03/lol-patrick-hamm-makes-business-call.html

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1284417&forum_id=2

http://patrickhammscandal.newsvine.com/_news/2008/06/07/1551800-scandal-hits-harvard

http://tweetmeme.com/story/116502023/patrick-hamm-and-span-classhighlightlenaspan-chen-encyclopedia-dramatica

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http://lenachenskankwatch.blogspot.com/2010/02/whos-paying-lena-chens-bills.html

http://www.anonboard.com/bbs/show_topic/189098

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16970047)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 5:57 PM
Author: sienna deranged partner goal in life

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/20zg0Q/www.xoxohth.com/thread.php%3Fthread_id%3D1348346%26forum_id%3D2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243084)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Pistol Bawdyhouse

QW$TQ4wrjwaroijwaoirjwaoir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444815)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:35 PM
Author: Bistre curious mother



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Date: July 19th, 2010 10:10 AM
Author: Walnut boyish abode becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15549269)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:51 PM
Author: brindle free-loading principal's office voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564491)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: Mind-boggling gas station roast beef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564504)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:19 PM
Author: Passionate Hairless Azn

1 fucking 80

I can't imagine what I would do if somebody I didn't know walked up to me and asked how long I liked to shower for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572551)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 8:15 PM
Author: indecent codepig indian lodge



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 12:50 PM
Author: cracking ladyboy



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:27 PM
Author: bipolar death wish

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588062)



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Date: September 2nd, 2011 11:03 AM
Author: Nubile Telephone



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:17 PM
Author: Galvanic trailer park

please do not stop posting itt. this is fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440345)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:51 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

Last week I asked if he would write me a LOR at the end of the summer, which he flatly declined. I only realized today that he wasn't joking. When I pressed him for a reason, he said it was nothing personal and he thinks I'm doing a great job, he just doesn't write LOR as a matter of policy because he doesn't want to get sued for sexual harassment. Visibly baffled, I asked him how the two are in any way related. In response, he silently got up, walked over to my desk and started giving me an aggressive shoulder rub while saying in a low, breathy voice "you're doing a real good job here slackfist, reallllllll nice." Then returns to normal and says "See?" as if his point has been conclusively demonstrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444703)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:01 PM
Author: rusted hairraiser personal credit line

Aren't iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444790)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

I have a strange feeling that this could be a really effective darkhorse pickup line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444814)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: jet den useless brakes

the demonstration of sexual harassment seems more problematic than a LOR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444804)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:11 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

I guess he's worried he will say something harassing in the letter and have it recorded? He does not seem worried about any kind of verbal harassment and only barely attempts to act like a normal person, even in court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444904)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:28 PM
Author: bipolar death wish

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588069)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 10:46 PM
Author: Doobsian kitchen



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:57 PM
Author: Olive half-breed pit

Where did he graduate from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444753)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:00 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444779)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: Out-of-control Quadroon Goyim

none of this sounds alpha. just sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444811)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: jet den useless brakes

you won't be singing the same tune when your wounds are infected by his dirty knuckles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444825)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:20 PM
Author: impressive sanctuary

the kimodo punch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563833)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: brindle free-loading principal's office voyeur

man I'm fucking cracking up over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564503)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:18 PM
Author: puce disgusting church

I'm laughing my ass off here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635460)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: Olive half-breed pit

Can you link us to his bio? I want a pic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444829)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Pistol Bawdyhouse

This seems like a poor idea for the OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444863)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:10 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

yea, this would basically be a direct line back to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444886)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 4:33 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

I just asked him if he had and BIG PLANS this weekend, he responded (without finishing the huge mouthful of mostacholi he brought from home in a large tupperware container) "Working on my pound game... bitch." I can't help but laugh, he resumes stuffing forkfuls of pasta into his mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15455398)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:28 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

He just texted me "pound game, INITIATE! pictures to follow, get on my lvl"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457281)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:32 PM
Author: stirring selfie

i'm gonna have to call flame on the "get on my lvl" part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457293)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:33 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

He says this frequently and often inappropriately, whenever he has outperformed anyone at anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457303)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:34 PM
Author: stirring selfie

1fucking80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457309)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:40 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

I swear to god, he requested new staplers for the office and the reason he put on the requisition form was that the current model of staplers we had were "not on my level."

The request was rejected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457346)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:41 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Pistol Bawdyhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457350)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:42 PM
Author: Frozen Heaven

there's no way someone this great exists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457357)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:44 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

everyone in the office seems to hate him, but the guy is a fountain of 180s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457370)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:47 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Pistol Bawdyhouse

He sounds like a novel character, but better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457385)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:12 PM
Author: sickened exhilarant fat ankles

this is a true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601751)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: swashbuckling hissy fit

Jesus Christ, I fucking lost it at this. Absolutely brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627372)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:41 PM
Author: Magenta Costumed Shitlib

i don't think i've laughed this hard since kitties live-chatted taking a shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673731)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:02 PM
Author: Insecure striped hyena windowlicker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043690)



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Date: June 8th, 2011 2:57 AM
Author: Beta gaping space

this gave me the biggest laugh i've had in all of 2011. thanks, 2010.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18195623)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:29 PM
Author: bipolar death wish

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588080)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 10:00 PM
Author: fragrant lake station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639121)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 5:06 PM
Author: Azure blood rage point

omfg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810525)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:34 PM
Author: provocative nowag dilemma

(estrada's colleague from the future)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457307)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:43 PM
Author: Black corner crotch

This whole thread is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457810)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: jade irate dragon mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457854)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 7:27 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

He had a compression boot on today like what you get when you sprain your ankle. Despite pretty much everyone who saw him asking what happened he refuses to tell anyone how he got hurt or to what extent because "that's his freedom."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15487032)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: Maize office skinny woman

Ok, this one gave away your flame; clearly a quote taken from the asian dood caught beating off in the computer lab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563797)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:16 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563808)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:21 PM
Author: Maize office skinny woman

Shit lemme see if I can find it. Someone posted it here a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563834)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: Maize office skinny woman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu1-ZeEPo9c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563845)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 6:41 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

I asked him what his superpower would be if he could have any one and he said "either being able to control the DNA content of my ejaculate or instant death."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507359)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:05 PM
Author: flatulent regret

lol

Have you read any of his legal briefs? Are they coherent?

Does this guy have a girlfriend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507633)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:09 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

extremely. I have no doubt the guy is smarter than me and I don't dish that compliment out lightly. He's just a really eccentric guy who honestly does not give a fuck if people think he is weird. No GF, but he claims to get a lot of tail and I've seen him chat up chicks before. He's an above average looking guy, which I'm sure helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507687)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:10 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Tanning Salon Ceo

flame aspies can't chat up women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507693)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: flatulent regret

Aren't ipods crazy?

hahahahahah I want to be with him chatting up girls. I'm betting he's brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507702)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

I want a shirt that says this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507711)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:13 PM
Author: flatulent regret

Can you steal the file of conversational starters, strip it of meta data (or just copy it to notepad and save) and post it plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507732)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there anymore, I think he realized that I looked at it. I really hope he doesn't lurk here now that I think of it. I was however able to retrieve his google search history, which, among a ton of boring legal shit, included such gems as:

"make crab rangoons"

"muy thai kick technique"

"do cats have emotions"

"what's wrong with slyvester stalone's face"

"d b cooper"

"homemade harpoon gun"

"make a net"

"blinking world record"

"gay conspiracy theory" (WTF?)

"fred durst death"

"radioactive banana" (WTF?)

"moth people"

"mothman conspiracy"

"mothman sightings"

"mothman friendly"

"mothman sexuality"

"get around website blocker"

"web proxy"

This is only going back to May btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514707)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:41 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Pistol Bawdyhouse

Do cats have emotions? ROFL. Is this guy Watchmen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514727)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:14 PM
Author: sickened exhilarant fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601760)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:44 PM
Author: impressive sanctuary

do cats have emotions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514757)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:52 PM
Author: Flirting shrine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514845)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 10:23 PM
Author: sienna deranged partner goal in life

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15518791)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: Bull headed juggernaut garrison

180^180. Love the mothman progression. I am crying here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553280)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 8:19 PM
Author: indecent codepig indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15573133)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 9:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Dingle Berry

lol cr, trying to get around filter so that he can read about mothman sexuality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649594)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:49 PM
Author: violet glittery locale

thanks for my new username and siggy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564018)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: violet glittery locale

"homemade harpoon gun"

"make a net"

i suppose he searched for these 2 things one after the other in order to gather information that will be useful to him in his attempts to capture one of the elusive creatures known as " WG"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564044)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:56 PM
Author: Mind-boggling gas station roast beef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564520)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:46 PM
Author: shaky rehab

i dont think 180 really does this justice. you need to be writing comedy shit in hollywood or something with that talent..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572312)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:30 PM
Author: Passionate Hairless Azn

Bananas contain potassium-40, which is radioactive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572643)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: fragrant lake station

TYSVMFT

180^180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639159)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 11:37 AM
Author: Contagious Site Famous Landscape Painting

"mothman friendly"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837388)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 6:35 PM
Author: Sexy field

I had forgotten that this is where mothman sexuality comes from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243384)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

its more of him just talking at them until he says something that doesn't go over their heads and they laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507705)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:43 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Pistol Bawdyhouse

I really think I might adopt the "get on my level" thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514748)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:06 PM
Author: wonderful crystalline affirmative action

this thread should be in the museum of awesome art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507641)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:07 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

He talked about Gulliver's Travels today. In a recorded deposition. For at least three solid minutes. By the time he concluded the entire room had grown silent, confused and afraid; it was as if they were watching a dragon hatch from a egg for the first time, unsure if it would imprint and love them forever or kill them without hesitation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525709)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:31 PM
Author: laughsome temple associate

wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525831)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:34 PM
Author: Ruddy Public Bath Sweet Tailpipe

Why scared? Unless he was saying it in a menacing voice or seemed just completely insane, I imagine the reaction would be confusion and annoyance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525857)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 7:36 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

Kinda like when a homeless guy starts yelling on the subway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15526723)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:36 PM
Author: aromatic massive faggotry

tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525873)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: Unhinged irradiated factory reset button

LOL, greatest post ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531774)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 8:21 PM
Author: Frozen Heaven

i'm going to be sad when this thread dies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15554590)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling gas station roast beef

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564512)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:06 PM
Author: Out-of-control Quadroon Goyim

this is a jaw-dropping 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587879)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:23 PM
Author: puce disgusting church

never stop posting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635490)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:40 PM
Author: chartreuse erotic property roommate

This thread is heaps and heaps of 180.

If it is flame, you sir deserve a medal for your creativity.

"do cats have emotions" LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525893)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:52 PM
Author: Filthy vibrant crackhouse kitty cat

you immediately became one of my favorite poasters with this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525981)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:25 PM
Author: Smoky business firm knife

I concur.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531709)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: Frozen Heaven

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531772)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:55 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

"You doing anything cool tonight?"

"Are you familiar with Mad Max the film?"

"Yea, it's a great flick. You watching that tonight?"

"No, I'm DOING that tonight."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531908)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:38 PM
Author: kink-friendly crawly idiot

my favorite lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572263)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:39 PM
Author: kink-friendly crawly idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572271)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 8:14 PM
Author: rusted hairraiser personal credit line

holy shit i must use this IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627905)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 2:42 PM
Author: rusted hairraiser personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635215)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

Today I was looking for something in the pile of files in his office. He was slumped in his chair listening absently to the phone, saying nothing, just staring at his desk. When I look at him he covers the receiver with his hand and whispers "What's a sodomy raffle?" I told him I didn't think such a thing exists, to which he responded, "yeah, he probably said something else."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553214)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: laughsome temple associate

OH THEY EXIST ALRIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553220)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:40 PM
Author: Galvanic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649435)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:09 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

Today he gave me a brief overview of how he would revamp general traffic rules in the US; it includes personal speed limits based on "driver expertise points" and and 4-way stop/yield laws based on relative make and model prestige. We then debate for 20 minutes about who yields in Lincoln town car v. H2 Hummer, which eventually devolves into him sending the entire legal department a survey worded with an overt pro-hummer bias.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563739)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: laughsome temple associate

You're making this up, aren't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563753)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

I dress it up a bit, but every one of these things happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563774)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: laughsome temple associate

Whatever it is, it's thrilling!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563793)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:50 PM
Author: Ruddy Public Bath Sweet Tailpipe

I agree about the personal speed limit. My gf and her family should have to go 1/2 the speed of any1 on the road just to be safe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564487)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Saffron Foreskin Athletic Conference

holy shit best thread ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563772)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:51 PM
Author: Galvanic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564043)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: violet glittery locale

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564055)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:54 PM
Author: Nudist anal sneaky criminal

this thread delivers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564067)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: bronze diverse menage incel

180, flame or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564138)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: Big new version home

true 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564469)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:57 PM
Author: Mind-boggling gas station roast beef

perhaps the only truly 180 thread of the last 3 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564528)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 8:06 PM
Author: Bateful theater stage

don't care if it's flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564584)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:29 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

While discussing the last words of Alexander the Great, the conversation turns to what we would want our own last words to be. He says he wants his last words to be delivered via text message to everyone in his phone book as his final act. Anxiously, I asked what he would send, to which he replied "Asterisk dies asterisk"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572190)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: Hateful Heady Piazza Therapy

*.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572213)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:33 PM
Author: sienna deranged partner goal in life

*dies*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572231)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:07 PM
Author: impressive sanctuary

He definitely posts on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587881)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:36 PM
Author: laughsome temple associate

I think he just has a strange but undeniably amusing sense of humor. Invite him to xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572245)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:14 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

if not for this thread i would. sometimes I wonder if he's actually watchmen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572504)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:16 PM
Author: Galvanic trailer park

he almost *has* to post here no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572520)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:18 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

i half expect him to pwn me with a printout of this thread on my last day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572538)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:24 PM
Author: dashing know-it-all reading party

This guy is brilliant. This is like some next level Andy Kaufman shit, where you will never know if he is putting you on or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572589)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:01 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

I've been keeping a list of his one liners since I started this thread since none of them really deserve their own posts.

(Preparing for court) "Is this tie sufficiently menacing?"

(A handwritten note slid to me at counsel table) "When I give the signal, START SWINGING."

(At lunch) "Is there a breath holding requirement for navy seals?" *takes audible, deep breath, holds for ~20 seconds* "How long was that?"

(To an unfamiliar defense attorney before an arraignment) "You box?"

(Sitting around) "Did you see Finneas and Ferb yesterday?"

(I walk in first thing in the morning, his printer is completely disassembled on his desk. In an angry, terse tone:) "DO YOU- ..."

(Outside. A nominally heavy middle aged woman crosses the street 3 blocks away. He hits my arm with the back of his hand, leans back, closes one eye and points directly at her and makes the wah-wa-waaaa disappointed sound.)

(I walk into his office late on a Friday, he is standing with two other guys in suits who I do not recognize. He points to me with both hands:) "Grizwald's Pub. Right now. You in?" (There is no Grizwald's Pub.)

(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish from his interior suit pocket and hands it to a homeless guy without acknowledging him.)

"Think there are any blogs about Houdini?"

(Interjecting into a conversation) "You need building schematics? I can GET YOU building schematics bro." (No one was talking about building schematics.)

(On at least 4 separate occasions.) "I'm going to get an RC car with a camera on it." (When asked why he only responds with "THINK ABOUT IT!")

(re C&F) "I disclosed my juvenile collar for tagging... (disappointed) ... they didn't ask me about it."

(re drug experimentation) "Yeah I tried meth once, that's the licoricey one right?"

"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be some number of dog lives that equal a human life."

"My great uncle was a cereal tycoon."

"I'm not scared of him, I just don't want to confront or upset him because of how he would retaliate against me."

"I had this dream I worked in a factory that removed chicken's beaks." "... and??" *he laughs* "I know right?!"

(Excitedly storming into the office) "Dude, dude, have you SEEN the Usual Suspects?! Huge twist, huge."

(Despite uncontroverted, authoritative evidence to the contrary, he insists Estonia has no income taxes.)

"No man, falconry is like EXTREMELY exclusive. There's only one falcon master left on Earth and he's very picky, I've researched this."

"Sometimes you gotta roll with the thunder." *makes thunder noise*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581799)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:09 PM
Author: stirring selfie

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581867)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed khaki parlor

RLY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581998)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:47 PM
Author: lascivious pocket flask university

complete 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582794)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:51 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582832)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: kink-friendly crawly idiot

i. am. impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582971)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:14 PM
Author: swollen stubborn halford

holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15583069)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 12:54 PM
Author: impressive sanctuary

"(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish from his interior suit pocket and hands it to a homeless guy without acknowledging him.)"

This is one of the most incredible things I've ever heard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587798)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: Amethyst chapel

agreed, this man is a brilliant, deliberate humorist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588050)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: puce disgusting church

This guy is pimp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635568)



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Date: August 5th, 2010 9:35 PM
Author: provocative nowag dilemma

i lolled as i have done something similar (pale imitation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15714570)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:06 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Saffron Foreskin Athletic Conference

jesus LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587874)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:28 PM
Author: laughsome temple associate

You should seriously consider writing a short (30K word) humor book about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588072)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: chrome overrated lodge macaca

"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be some number of dog lives that equal a human life."

holy fuck 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601702)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: puce disgusting church

Jesus Lord this was funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635573)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:44 PM
Author: Galvanic trailer park

i want to be this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673748)



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Date: August 28th, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: Contagious Site Famous Landscape Painting

"DO YOU- ..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15904012)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:37 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582714)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: red sticky center national security agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582812)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:54 PM
Author: gay soul-stirring theater community account

u are a gentleman and scholar, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582861)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:02 PM
Author: Hateful Heady Piazza Therapy

this is too good to be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582941)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: kink-friendly crawly idiot

this is what scares me the moast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582977)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:25 PM
Author: cracking ladyboy

"I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there anymore"

So this thread is flame. Still, 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15583189)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:05 PM
Author: Contagious Site Famous Landscape Painting

Absolutely amazing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587865)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:24 PM
Author: Maniacal burgundy bbw theatre

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588029)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:27 PM
Author: apoplectic snowy black woman

I do feel kind of sad for the dood. Hope you're running shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588060)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:30 PM
Author: impressive sanctuary

WTF



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588101)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:34 PM
Author: bipolar death wish

this is so awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588129)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:36 PM
Author: Amethyst chapel

I'm actually considering sharing this on twitter

someone should digg it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588143)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:42 PM
Author: Demanding Market Kitty

Who is this guy? I'm considering applying to law school, just so I can get a position with the DA and work with this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588178)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 7:15 PM
Author: Lilac Bearded Base

http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss194/fuzzydoodle/Internet%20Funny/kittys-love-thread.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15590983)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 10:36 PM
Author: Contagious Site Famous Landscape Painting

slackfist cumduster, consider yourself a made man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601453)



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Date: July 26th, 2010 6:02 AM
Author: supple private investor coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15614513)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:48 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

A recent aggressive escalation of one of his long standing shticks has given me a strong suspicion that he is running IRL flame on the office purely for his own amusement.

I've titled it the "my friend Robert" shtick, which basically involves him making clearly erroneous statements to coworkers based on the representations of his extremely credentialed friend Robert. Two shocking new instances include his searching for "high performance" car batteries online after his friend Robert (who has a physics degree) told him his current battery "didn't have enough ohms to run his car properly"; and his taking half a sick day to go to the doctor since his friend Robert (who is in medical school) told him he had clubbing in his fingers which may indicate lung cancer or other lung diseases.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626384)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:49 PM
Author: impressive sanctuary

Have you ever asked to meet Robert?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626391)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:53 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

No. For the same reasons I don't wake sleepwalkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626414)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 6:57 PM
Author: hideous hell

your being trolled IRL. he's posting a thread about you on some aspie board right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627333)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 8:05 PM
Author: Indigo nighttime candlestick maker

Someone already said it, but this really is the best thread xo has seen in 3 years, and one of the best ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627808)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:21 PM
Author: spruce insane fanboi stage

I tried to explain it to my bf and couldn't get the brilliance across.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635478)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:27 PM
Author: nofapping trip pozpig doctorate

ditch the dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635516)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:28 PM
Author: red sticky center national security agency

ATD!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635520)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: sienna deranged partner goal in life

absolutely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15636999)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 6:50 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

I asked to second chair at his closing argument for a particularly interesting case today. As I approached his office door I noticed it was closed, which is unusual. As I got closer the treble heavy, muffled techno music grew louder. Upon entering his office I saw him sitting serenely at his desk, blaring Darude's Sandstorm from his tiny, crappy computer speakers. Once he notices me he confides his frustration at the speakers lack of bass and how they no longer let him bring his JVC Kaboom box into the office. When I ask if he is ready for the closing he tells me that "those who dare oppose me will stand knee deep in the blood of their children" then attempts to give me crazy eyes, but ends up looking like a guy with really bad CP who just smelled a gross fart. I laugh so hard I get light headed. I end up not going into the court room since I keep remembering the face and bursting into laughter at inappropriate times, completely unable to restrain myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15637247)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 9:55 PM
Author: hideous hell

jvc kaboom box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639069)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:41 PM
Author: flickering set

credited post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649448)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 3:19 PM
Author: Demanding Market Kitty

What is CP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15644910)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: thriller casino

cerebral palsy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15645068)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:38 PM
Author: hideous hell

http://nursingpub.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cerebral-palsy.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649416)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:45 PM
Author: Galvanic trailer park

i am just in awe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649477)



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Date: July 31st, 2010 5:09 AM
Author: puce disgusting church

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15661042)



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Date: July 31st, 2010 5:20 AM
Author: gay soul-stirring theater community account

"Can you tell I use an electric razor?"

I feel like this one might work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15661070)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:39 PM
Author: sienna deranged partner goal in life

*Lightly caresses your face*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673703)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:45 PM
Author: nofapping trip pozpig doctorate

never stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673753)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: Ruby Comical National

MOAR ANECDOTES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673774)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:30 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

His vacation begins tomorrow and I am done at the end of the week, so today was the last day we spent together.

After realizing this, he somewhat curbed his usual subtle flame lead-in and began crafting hamhanded situations in which I would use his new phone to call someone or answer a call made to it. It wasn't until the third time I made a call that I noticed it. He has one of those 3G smartphones with the scrolling list of contacts accompanied by a picture. Spinning rapidly all the way through until the F names something caught my eye, a silly contact picture.

No one I recognized, a closeup of guy in his 30's, totally normal except for one thing, his eyes were looking in impossibly different directions, one to the upper left, the other to the lower right. It's a humorous image, but I don't even laugh out loud, until the next F name, closeup of an older woman, probably late 60's, same eyes, and the next, and the next, and the next.

I literally lose my breath, my heart pounds in my ears. The top of the screen says 214 contacts, I'm scrolling fast now, stopping at random points, spin, googly eyes, spin googly eyes, our boss, googly eyes, "Mom", googly eyes, his accountant, website photo with googly eyes.

Each of the 214 photos, painstakingly photoshopped. I'm doing that breathless kind of laugh that sounds like mourning/being choked. He tries not to react to my reaction, but for an instant I'm sure he cracks a smile, then deadpans, "why are you laughing?"

At the end of the day I tell him how great it was to work with him and ask if we could keep in touch. He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me a faggot, and walks away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695428)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:32 PM
Author: impertinent mildly autistic electric furnace nursing home

Pretty much crying, tysm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695459)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:34 PM
Author: talented institution

truly the thread of the summer. thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695472)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 12:57 PM
Author: Frozen Heaven

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15699805)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:35 PM
Author: cracking ladyboy

"He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me a faggot, and walks away."

This gives away the flame, but thank you nevertheless for this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700454)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:35 PM
Author: impressive sanctuary

A perfect ending to a perfect summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700459)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: swollen stubborn halford

This is the greatest man of our generation. This is what a lawyer is supposed to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847810)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 9:15 PM
Author: 180 karate genital piercing

hysterical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16996465)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:28 PM
Author: Chestnut self-centered whorehouse travel guidebook

I just discovered this thread. Absolutely epic. I want to poast in it so I can be a part of xo history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700399)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:12 PM
Author: Smoky business firm knife

I'd almost forgotten what good shtick/flame looked like. Thank you for renewing my faith in XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701791)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:15 PM
Author: hideous hell

200+ posts and the most negative comment is that it's probably not true. That's never happened on XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701814)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:30 PM
Author: puce disgusting church

Even if it were fictional, the writing and the skill and shit makes it even more impressiev.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701966)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:17 PM
Author: puce disgusting church

I looked forward to updates to this thread more than episodes of Burn Notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701832)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: Frum titillating jap

Awesome thread. I'm picturing this guy as a supporting character in a film about a plucky young law student's misadventures in NYC during the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15702426)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 8:57 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

Hard to get a coherent narrative out of this. I think at best he could make a recurring, sporadic, tangential comic relief character in a serial, ala Dwight Schrute as earlier noted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704045)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:18 PM
Author: vivacious stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704244)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:37 PM
Author: sienna deranged partner goal in life

This thread represents the exact opposite of everything bel is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704450)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:39 PM
Author: sienna deranged partner goal in life

Can this get stickied for awhile???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704471)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:54 PM
Author: Electric alcoholic coldplay fan pisswyrm

i can't believe this is the first time im reading this thread... thank you so much *cries*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704618)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 10:19 PM
Author: Ruby Comical National

Bravo sir. Bravo. I look forward to your next 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704885)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 11:26 PM
Author: idiotic silver immigrant

180

flame. i liked the subtle nods to old xoxo shticks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15705726)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 10:36 PM
Author: Learning disabled carmine meetinghouse

which schticks?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15740992)



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Date: August 5th, 2010 9:46 PM
Author: Onyx Dysfunction Gay Wizard

ask him how he feels about crustaceans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15714695)



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Date: August 6th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored claret multi-billionaire

The more I think about it, the more this guy sounds EXACTLY like this guy I dated back in highschool, except I think he went into non-profit work in Indonesia instead of law. He used to randomly punch things to harden his knuckles, loved muy thai, etc. We got that "Oh shit I'm trapped in a room with a crazy person" look from my roommates all the time. We used to hang out in Harvard Yard and pretend to beat each other up. I'd try to kick him in the balls and he'd try to deflect.

Good times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15720541)



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Date: August 23rd, 2011 2:18 AM
Author: odious aggressive senate

omfg what is wrong with chicks? just shut the fuck up no one cares for crying out loud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18814656)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 8:12 PM
Author: concupiscible area giraffe

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15739535)



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Date: August 17th, 2010 12:59 PM
Author: Smoky business firm knife

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15810003)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 10:48 PM
Author: Racy church building

this is truly great, I can't believe I only just found it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15741161)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 1:22 AM
Author: underhanded spot depressive

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768291)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 1:50 AM
Author: Orchid Stag Film

180

Best of Show

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768485)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 2:18 AM
Author: Marvelous house yarmulke

best thread in a long time. how did i not see it all summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768661)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 5:33 PM
Author: Ruddy Public Bath Sweet Tailpipe

It is the rare post like this that keeps me at xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15821300)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 12:56 PM
Author: razzle carnelian brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837910)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 1:04 PM
Author: spectacular grizzly background story gunner

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837950)



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Date: August 28th, 2010 12:37 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

welcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15903615)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:36 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

my life is so empty without him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847734)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:56 PM
Author: swollen stubborn halford

He's represents why we all wanted to be lawyers. We became cowards, he's trolling IRL. He's better than us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847823)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:44 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

In what is, by at least an order of magnitude, the best news I have received this year, I have been invited to a cookout at the apartment of the greatest human being I have ever had the privilege to know.

Upon opening my mailbox, I immediately recognized the invitation as his handiwork. The format was a 9x11 inch white envelope haphazardly addressed with a red sharpie. No return address. Two upside down rectangular horse stamps.

With a childlike anticipation I haven't experienced since Christmas morning in the early 90s, I cautiously opened the top end with a steak knife. Empty... While I could objectively appreciate the awesomeness of this joke, I couldn't help but be disappointed, and frankly, personally hurt.

But alas, a closer inspection of the inside of the envelope revealed further scribblings drafted with a barely perceptible and badly faded highlighter. I cut the rest of the edges open to unfold it into a large sheet of paper and moved to better light. (As a side note, all of the edges were intact so I have no fucking idea how he wrote in there.)

It read:

Please forgive the unconventional stationary, this party is only for the clever.

WHERE: Sept 26, 4:00-???

WHERE: [radek address]

WHERE: BBQ

WHAT: Please RSVP immediately, if not out of courtesy, then as proof of your problem solving abilities. No pets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989628)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: vivacious stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989662)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:52 PM
Author: Smoky business firm knife

finally, a reason NOT to kill myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989705)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:00 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

Expected more excitement about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989771)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:02 PM
Author: vivacious stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989784)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 1:59 PM
Author: impressive sanctuary

Everyone probably assumed it was just a bump. This deserves its own post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043674)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 3:27 PM
Author: nofapping trip pozpig doctorate

cr. the start of a new season of great episodes. the start of a new era.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16044246)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:26 PM
Author: Ruddy Public Bath Sweet Tailpipe

While I firmly believe this thread is a flame. OP you are a genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989967)



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Date: September 12th, 2010 8:05 PM
Author: Exciting buck-toothed keepsake machete

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16029188)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: charismatic cumskin

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043702)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 9:50 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

2 more weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16047090)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. I'm fucking giddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16105730)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 6:34 PM
Author: Coral Hospital

I'm looking forward to reading about this cookout more than anything I have on the horizon for this weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16105795)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 11:27 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Stimulating School

You little SHIT! You invited all these XOXO faggots to my BBQ? I am going to have to spend all my time muy thai-ing these shits and not macking on all the pussy I plan to pound that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16108971)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 2:31 PM
Author: impressive sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16123613)



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Date: September 25th, 2010 3:34 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

Tomorrow...

Tomorrow...

Tomorrow...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16139230)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 1:57 PM
Author: motley location nibblets

tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043662)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:15 PM
Author: excitant step-uncle's house

You should write a short story about this dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043762)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:33 PM
Author: appetizing flushed sex offender

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043922)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 2:56 PM
Author: mahogany vigorous people who are hurt

literally makes my day every time i read this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16123823)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 4:39 PM
Author: fighting transparent legend volcanic crater

GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16124323)



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Date: September 26th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a replica of the elephant mans skeleton in a glass display case. ill do a full write up tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16148618)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 12:02 AM
Author: Sick parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16152366)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:13 PM
Author:  Native

"oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a replica of the elephant mans skeleton in a glass display case. ill do a full write up tonight."

Are we all in agreement that this post proves that this was a flame?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283633)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:15 PM
Author: Fluffy Garnet Hall

he has said that these stories are exaggerations of true events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283648)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 3:01 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

[redacted]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16155760)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 3:23 PM
Author: razzle carnelian brunch

vat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16155960)



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Date: September 30th, 2010 1:46 AM
Author:  crusty cruise ship

What the fuck is going on here? I've been holding my breath for days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16178386)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:35 PM
Author: impressive sanctuary

weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283774)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 12:06 AM
Author:  wrinkle

I don't care if this is the most elaborate lead-in to Fresh Prince lyrics in history, I desperately need an update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16280490)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 12:58 PM
Author: soggy french ticket booth

I am rather concerned as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283559)



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Date: October 20th, 2010 2:27 PM
Author: sooty toilet seat range

i cannot wait!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16339796)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author: house-broken school cafeteria headpube

TYVM for this thread. "Aren't iPods crazy" has become an IRL meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283746)



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Date: October 20th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: Doobsian kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16339708)



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Date: October 21st, 2010 10:29 PM
Author: fighting transparent legend volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16352395)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 5:22 AM
Author: Amethyst chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16428602)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 12:30 PM
Author: violet glittery locale

bumping the greatest thread of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16429454)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 1:25 PM
Author: vivacious stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16429686)



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Date: December 3rd, 2010 10:53 PM
Author: soggy french ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16715278)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:49 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

I got released from the hospital a few days ago, I will not discuss details about this for anonymity reasons.

The guy no longer works for the DA's office, he quit without giving notice, any notice, to anyone, as in he just stopped coming to work. His cell is no longer in service. The out of office reply to his personal email is as follows:

*****

Hey, guys, I'm going to Tibet or Korea or something for awhile for this, like, start-up project and I guess they're pretty off the grid over there. If it's an emergency call [redacted hotel number that always goes to an answering machine and is never returned, the message is in French followed by what I think is Mandarin] and ask for me. Had to get in on the ground floor of this ASAP so sorry for the short notice.

To [brother]: If you don't want to take care of the birds just let them free in a forest or shopping mall.

To [presumable GF]: I'm dumping you obviously.

To [slackfist]: If you ever wake up I'm sorry I gave you that shit [massive OD of datura] and I'm sorry didn't stop you when you tried to do that thing [dive through the gap of a giant, slowly spinning industrial fan in an isolated corner of an illegal warehouse rave: successfully, then again later, unsuccessfully].

Please don't look for me,

[Aspie Alpha ADA], Esq.

*****

I remember almost nothing from the night of the party. I remember his house being huge, I remember doing the nightshade tea, I vaguely remember an Asian guy beating the hell out of an Asian woman. I know he crashed his car and hurt someone. I know what ego death is now. I am fine physically except for some serious scars and for the first day or two after I came out of the coma I couldn't remember the right words for most nouns and some verbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16720968)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:54 PM
Author:  lay

wat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721031)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:59 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

Things did not go well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721078)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:00 PM
Author:  lay

I dont even

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721089)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

I'm considering writing a tell all and having rach take this thread down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721109)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author:  lay

please don't take the thread down, it's easily a top 10 thread all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721119)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:22 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

i'd have to do it under a pen name anyway to protect my career (or what's left of it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721306)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author:  cuck box office

what have you missed the last few months? were you employed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721315)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:25 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

This happened at the end of my summer gig. I missed the whole first semester of 3L, so I'll graduate in the middle of next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721334)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: violet glittery locale

DONT KILL THIS THREAD! BEST THREAD ON HERE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721121)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: violet glittery locale

lolololololololololololllololololololololoolololololololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721114)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:07 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

EDIT

wgwag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721186)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:05 PM
Author:  cuck box office

Dude I thought you were in law school? Also, 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721158)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:09 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

EDIT

I shouldn't be saying this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721203)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author:  cuck box office

i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721233)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 6:08 PM
Author:  dopamine

you took the flame way too far here, but still a solid thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16970004)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

[radek]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721236)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:16 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

He brought me a lifesized wooden carving of a hand giving a thumbs up while I was unconscious in the hospital. At least I assume that was who it was from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721260)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:18 PM
Author:  cuck box office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721278)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: Wild mad cow disease

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721365)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:29 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

I regret nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721375)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:34 PM
Author: misunderstood slate address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16818253)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:58 PM
Author: vivacious stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16818415)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:15 PM
Author: Submissive Stead

*starts a slow clap*

*all of xoxo slowly joins in*

*clapping rises to a raucous crescendo*

*cheers rise from the crowd*

*all go silent, breathing heavily*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16823031)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:29 PM
Author: Ruddy Public Bath Sweet Tailpipe

*joins in slow clap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16823257)



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Date: December 29th, 2010 4:38 PM
Author: Contagious Site Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16924708)



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Date: December 28th, 2010 12:33 PM
Author: Ultramarine Liquid Oxygen

thread of the year for 2010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16914991)



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Date: December 29th, 2010 4:42 PM
Author: vivacious stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16924728)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 4:59 PM
Author: at-the-ready effete

Yo Pedro, I'm really happy for you, I'ma Let you finish, but slackfist has the best thread of all time! Of all time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969423)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:56 PM
Author: Coiffed prole

word, one of these guys needs to get the fuck out of law and become a writer (op if flame, ADA if not). i NEVER laugh out loud when i'm by myself, and this had me choking on my drink

this is the first 180 i've given

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969904)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 4:53 PM
Author: misunderstood slate address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969372)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:37 PM
Author:  mediation

damn, first time I've seen this thread

even though I'm here way too much, I'm not here enough, it seems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969768)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 8:04 PM
Author: soggy french ticket booth

I'd been waiting for this update for months, so TY.

However, the only part I don't understand is how you were okay enough to check out of the hospital AMA the next day and take a cab back to his place to see if your car was still there, but now you're saying you were so messed up that you were in the hospital for months.

Did something else happen the second time you went to his house?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16995968)



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Date: January 10th, 2011 6:13 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

Nah, this whole thread was flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17021223)



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Date: January 10th, 2011 6:18 PM
Author: at-the-ready effete

but of course you'd have to say that now........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17021264)



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Date: January 11th, 2011 9:07 PM
Author: soggy french ticket booth

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17031650)



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Date: March 2nd, 2011 2:02 PM
Author: Doobsian kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17412777)



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Date: February 14th, 2011 8:16 PM
Author: violent green degenerate

still 180

especially list of google search terms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17285999)



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Date: February 15th, 2011 7:00 AM
Author: violet glittery locale

obviously i agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17288939)



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Date: March 5th, 2011 6:18 PM
Author: fuchsia rigpig

best flame eva

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17438476)



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Date: March 5th, 2011 6:19 PM
Author: Pale misanthropic boiling water

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17438487)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:12 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649033)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:41 PM
Author:  trump supporter love of her life

This is the first time I am reading this thread. Tears are rolling down my face. I can't stop laughing. Holy fucking shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649289)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:53 PM
Author: Ruddy Public Bath Sweet Tailpipe

This is the greatest thread on Xo, although it saddens me that this man does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649390)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:56 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

he does tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649413)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 9:39 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Dingle Berry

in are hearts and minds and in the soul of xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649707)



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Date: May 5th, 2011 5:27 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17933360)



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Date: May 9th, 2011 11:42 PM
Author: gay soul-stirring theater community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17967277)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 2:47 AM
Author: Disrespectful Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18168515)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 3:45 AM
Author:  hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18168858)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 5:24 AM
Author:  bright international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18169162)



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Date: June 8th, 2011 3:49 AM
Author: Flesh

Thx for the bump, I must've missed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18195732)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:12 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

IF I were to take a full time job in the same department as this guy, would a second volume of anecdotes as a colleague instead of a summer be a good idea assuming it is well executed?

I don't want to ruin this thread but I feel like there's more of this story to be told.

Honest opinions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242408)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:25 PM
Author:  hunting ground

You would have to kick it off with a 24:Season Six style release from a Chinese prison camp or something, to explain his sudden disappearance at the end of the first season. It could work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242476)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:30 PM
Author: puce disgusting church

I know. What a flamer lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242505)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:42 PM
Author: Chocolate dead twinkling uncleanness friendly grandma

It's not flame, one of his brothers owns a dealership and construction company in Vegas, where he's been doing legal work for since last year. He never left the country at all. He offered me a job doing his bitchwork until I can take the NV bar and I'm seriously considering it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242572)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:56 PM
Author: Mustard

yes. please do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242655)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:58 PM
Author: Out-of-control Quadroon Goyim

"he never left the country at all"

omfg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242668)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:32 PM
Author: Mustard

i'd start a separate thread, but yes. even if some of it will be derivative, it has the potential to be the most credited thing on xo for some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242511)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:38 PM
Author:  hunting ground

Be interesting to see if OP is a one-hit wonder or a true genius who can carry a whole series of this. If the latter, an interwebz->book deal could be in his future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242549)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:55 PM
Author: puce disgusting church

A novel length treatment would be great movie bait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242650)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:33 PM
Author: cocky french chef

go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242521)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 7:14 PM
Author: laughsome temple associate

New thread, but link to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243690)



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Date: July 17th, 2011 1:47 AM
Author:  plum mood cuckold

this may be the greatest thread of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18527819)



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Date: August 5th, 2011 12:52 AM
Author: Iridescent psychic

went from the pedo thread to ed to google and randomly came upon this jewel. hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18684721)



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Date: August 9th, 2011 4:58 AM
Author:  old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18716038)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 4:59 PM
Author: Contagious Site Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810511)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 5:35 PM
Author:  alpha

I can't believe I just discovered this. This is the greatest thing I've ever read. Please, in all honesty, do yourself a favor and make this into a screenplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810647)



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Date: August 24th, 2011 1:21 AM
Author: odious aggressive senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18822029)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:01 PM
Author: Sable hairy legs

Pretty easily the greatest thing I've ever seen on this site

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18922169)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 10:29 PM
Author: Ultramarine Liquid Oxygen

so good.

so good.

so good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19009389)



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Date: October 1st, 2011 7:04 PM
Author: Lilac Bearded Base

tears. actual tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19081236)



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Date: October 13th, 2011 2:55 AM
Author:  hilarious

BY FAR the most over rated thread in xoxo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19161049)



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Date: October 13th, 2011 10:56 AM
Author: Pearly Abnormal Tattoo

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19161746)



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Date: December 26th, 2011 3:17 PM
Author:  haunted graveyard scourge upon the earth

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19641996)



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Date: January 2nd, 2012 1:38 AM
Author:  infuriating clown

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19688070)