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Anecdotes from an alpha aspie ADA.

I will post these as I encounter them over the summer. T...
Rebellious mustard house
  06/24/10
Is he an Asian northwestern grad? If so I may know this guy.
silver stag film becky
  06/25/10
joe vaj is actually clerking
Big-titted location affirmative action
  07/07/10
...
Very tactful hairraiser area
  07/16/10
180
Fragrant School Kitty
  07/14/10
180
Glittery erotic cruise ship
  07/20/10
lolol
cream trailer park dopamine
  07/23/10
This actually sounds like a guy I dated back in HS.
crawly range
  08/06/10
...
adventurous ticket booth persian
  08/18/10
...
adventurous ticket booth persian
  08/24/10
...
Razzmatazz Hell
  07/17/11
he keeps a change of clothes in his office. his blue dress s...
Rebellious mustard house
  06/25/10
colorblind?
Topaz laughsome doctorate
  06/25/10
no man, no. i'll ask him on monday.
Rebellious mustard house
  06/25/10
I got up the nerve to ask today. Went something like this. ...
Rebellious mustard house
  06/30/10
god I hope this isn't flame
slate metal sandwich
  07/08/10
cr these are 180
Chocolate Mind-boggling Deer Antler Rehab
  07/20/10
Flame. Aspies cut off the tags.
Odious Chartreuse Headpube Liquid Oxygen
  06/25/10
so you work with dwight schrute?
swashbuckling abode corn cake
  06/25/10
basically.
Rebellious mustard house
  06/25/10
nice I have a Michael Scott in my office, except he's a s...
henna bawdyhouse goal in life
  07/21/10
Everyone has a Michael Scott in their office. If you don't k...
Aphrodisiac Plum Lodge
  07/23/10
...
cowardly umber point faggot firefighter
  07/08/10
tyft
carmine coiffed death wish stage
  06/25/10
...
Twisted Slippery Address Party Of The First Part
  06/25/10
...
Topaz laughsome doctorate
  06/25/10
Hilarious
Thriller trump supporter twinkling uncleanness
  06/25/10
Today I went to print some stuff off from his computer and n...
Rebellious mustard house
  07/07/10
ahahahaha. thanks.
orchid beady-eyed piazza
  07/07/10
...
Boyish Indecent Forum Gay Wizard
  07/07/10
...
Big-titted location affirmative action
  07/07/10
...
Comical Jet-lagged Plaza
  07/08/10
Hilarious.
Provocative Weed Whacker Chapel
  07/08/10
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/portageville-mo/TM3O8B0SG68K...
Scarlet stubborn parlor cuckold
  01/04/11
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/20zg0Q/www.xoxohth.com/thread....
Canary personal credit line
  06/13/11
QW$TQ4wrjwaroijwaoirjwaoir
charismatic insanely creepy stage
  07/08/10
...
Thriller trump supporter twinkling uncleanness
  07/16/10
...
Very tactful hairraiser area
  07/19/10
...
Chocolate Mind-boggling Deer Antler Rehab
  07/20/10
180
Glittery erotic cruise ship
  07/20/10
1 fucking 80 I can't imagine what I would do if somebody ...
Bateful Telephone
  07/21/10
...
Lascivious offensive gas station
  07/21/10
...
Avocado diverse jewess brethren
  07/23/10
180
cream trailer park dopamine
  07/23/10
...
Pale razzle space preventive strike
  09/02/11
please do not stop posting itt. this is fucking awesome
nudist sanctuary alpha
  07/07/10
Last week I asked if he would write me a LOR at the end of t...
Rebellious mustard house
  07/08/10
Aren't iPods crazy?
Big-titted location affirmative action
  07/08/10
I have a strange feeling that this could be a really effecti...
Rebellious mustard house
  07/08/10
the demonstration of sexual harassment seems more problemati...
Excitant sick site reading party
  07/08/10
I guess he's worried he will say something harassing in the ...
Rebellious mustard house
  07/08/10
180
cream trailer park dopamine
  07/23/10
...
contagious federal half-breed meetinghouse
  09/23/10
Where did he graduate from?
Racy rose menage
  07/08/10
t14
Rebellious mustard house
  07/08/10
none of this sounds alpha. just sad.
snowy police squad school cafeteria
  07/08/10
you won't be singing the same tune when your wounds are infe...
Excitant sick site reading party
  07/08/10
the kimodo punch
Arousing gaped cumskin prole
  07/20/10
man I'm fucking cracking up over here
Chocolate Mind-boggling Deer Antler Rehab
  07/20/10
I'm laughing my ass off here.
self-centered resort
  07/28/10
Can you link us to his bio? I want a pic.
Racy rose menage
  07/08/10
This seems like a poor idea for the OP.
charismatic insanely creepy stage
  07/08/10
yea, this would basically be a direct line back to me.
Rebellious mustard house
  07/08/10
I just asked him if he had and BIG PLANS this weekend, he re...
Rebellious mustard house
  07/09/10
He just texted me "pound game, INITIATE! pictures to fo...
Rebellious mustard house
  07/09/10
i'm gonna have to call flame on the "get on my lvl"...
swashbuckling abode corn cake
  07/09/10
He says this frequently and often inappropriately, whenever ...
Rebellious mustard house
  07/09/10
1fucking80
swashbuckling abode corn cake
  07/09/10
I swear to god, he requested new staplers for the office and...
Rebellious mustard house
  07/09/10
180
charismatic insanely creepy stage
  07/09/10
there's no way someone this great exists
Comical Jet-lagged Plaza
  07/09/10
everyone in the office seems to hate him, but the guy is a f...
Rebellious mustard house
  07/09/10
He sounds like a novel character, but better.
charismatic insanely creepy stage
  07/09/10
this is a true 180
Marvelous Carnelian Temple
  07/24/10
Jesus Christ, I fucking lost it at this. Absolutely brillia...
shivering supple senate lettuce
  07/27/10
i don't think i've laughed this hard since kitties live-chat...
orchid beady-eyed piazza
  08/01/10
180
free-loading pearly juggernaut incel
  09/14/10
this gave me the biggest laugh i've had in all of 2011. tha...
magenta anal coldplay fan hairy legs
  06/08/11
hahaha
cream trailer park dopamine
  07/23/10
180
french step-uncle's house
  07/28/10
omfg
Amber indian lodge
  08/22/11
(estrada's colleague from the future)
Talented bonkers theater black woman
  07/09/10
This whole thread is 180
Hairless circlehead quadroon
  07/09/10
...
nubile business firm turdskin
  07/09/10
He had a compression boot on today like what you get when yo...
Rebellious mustard house
  07/12/10
Ok, this one gave away your flame; clearly a quote taken fro...
dashing narrow-minded public bath
  07/20/10
link?
Rebellious mustard house
  07/20/10
Shit lemme see if I can find it. Someone posted it here a f...
dashing narrow-minded public bath
  07/20/10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu1-ZeEPo9c
dashing narrow-minded public bath
  07/20/10
I asked him what his superpower would be if he could have an...
Rebellious mustard house
  07/14/10
lol Have you read any of his legal briefs? Are they cohe...
passionate nursing home volcanic crater
  07/14/10
extremely. I have no doubt the guy is smarter than me and I ...
Rebellious mustard house
  07/14/10
flame aspies can't chat up women
Purple newt ceo
  07/14/10
Aren't ipods crazy? hahahahahah I want to be with him ...
passionate nursing home volcanic crater
  07/14/10
I want a shirt that says this
Rebellious mustard house
  07/14/10
Can you steal the file of conversational starters, strip it ...
passionate nursing home volcanic crater
  07/14/10
I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there...
Rebellious mustard house
  07/15/10
Do cats have emotions? ROFL. Is this guy Watchmen?
charismatic insanely creepy stage
  07/15/10
...
Marvelous Carnelian Temple
  07/24/10
do cats have emotions
Arousing gaped cumskin prole
  07/15/10
180
Boyish Indecent Forum Gay Wizard
  07/15/10
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
Canary personal credit line
  07/15/10
180^180. Love the mothman progression. I am crying here.
rough-skinned thirsty office
  07/19/10
...
Lascivious offensive gas station
  07/21/10
lol cr, trying to get around filter so that he can read abou...
mischievous brunch boiling water
  03/30/11
thanks for my new username and siggy
kink-friendly vigorous hissy fit
  07/20/10
"homemade harpoon gun" "make a net" ...
kink-friendly vigorous hissy fit
  07/20/10
180
Glittery erotic cruise ship
  07/20/10
i dont think 180 really does this justice. you need to be w...
khaki queen of the night
  07/21/10
Bananas contain potassium-40, which is radioactive.
Bateful Telephone
  07/21/10
TYSVMFT 180^180^180
french step-uncle's house
  07/28/10
"mothman friendly"
Well-lubricated irradiated locale clown
  08/20/10
I had forgotten that this is where mothman sexuality comes f...
motley field potus
  06/13/11
its more of him just talking at them until he says something...
Rebellious mustard house
  07/14/10
I really think I might adopt the "get on my level"...
charismatic insanely creepy stage
  07/15/10
this thread should be in the museum of awesome art
wonderful indigo double fault
  07/14/10
He talked about Gulliver's Travels today. In a recorded dep...
Rebellious mustard house
  07/16/10
wow.
Bossy filthy box office
  07/16/10
Why scared? Unless he was saying it in a menacing voice or ...
Lime Vivacious Market Pozpig
  07/16/10
Kinda like when a homeless guy starts yelling on the subway.
Rebellious mustard house
  07/16/10
tyvmft
Olive Principal's Office
  07/16/10
LOL, greatest post ever.
Galvanic mentally impaired set
  07/17/10
i'm going to be sad when this thread dies
Comical Jet-lagged Plaza
  07/19/10
lol
Glittery erotic cruise ship
  07/20/10
this is a jaw-dropping 180
snowy police squad school cafeteria
  07/23/10
never stop posting
self-centered resort
  07/28/10
This thread is heaps and heaps of 180. If it is flame, ...
stirring foreskin home
  07/16/10
you immediately became one of my favorite poasters with this...
Translucent trust fund
  07/16/10
I concur.
brilliant tanning salon french chef
  07/17/10
cr
Comical Jet-lagged Plaza
  07/17/10
"You doing anything cool tonight?" "Are you ...
Rebellious mustard house
  07/17/10
my favorite lol
henna bawdyhouse goal in life
  07/21/10
...
henna bawdyhouse goal in life
  07/21/10
holy shit i must use this IRL
Big-titted location affirmative action
  07/27/10
...
Big-titted location affirmative action
  07/28/10
Today I was looking for something in the pile of files in hi...
Rebellious mustard house
  07/19/10
OH THEY EXIST ALRIGHT
Bossy filthy box office
  07/19/10
...
nudist sanctuary alpha
  07/29/10
Today he gave me a brief overview of how he would revamp gen...
Rebellious mustard house
  07/20/10
You're making this up, aren't you?
Bossy filthy box office
  07/20/10
I dress it up a bit, but every one of these things happened.
Rebellious mustard house
  07/20/10
Whatever it is, it's thrilling!
Bossy filthy box office
  07/20/10
I agree about the personal speed limit. My gf and her famil...
Lime Vivacious Market Pozpig
  07/20/10
holy shit best thread ever
stimulating puppy idiot
  07/20/10
...
nudist sanctuary alpha
  07/20/10
agreed
kink-friendly vigorous hissy fit
  07/20/10
this thread delivers
underhanded concupiscible parlour
  07/20/10
180, flame or not.
smoky cerebral corner
  07/20/10
true 180 thread
Lake love of her life skinny woman
  07/20/10
perhaps the only truly 180 thread of the last 3 years.
Glittery erotic cruise ship
  07/20/10
don't care if it's flame
Razzle-dazzle legal warrant windowlicker
  07/20/10
While discussing the last words of Alexander the Great, the ...
Rebellious mustard house
  07/21/10
*.*
Exhilarant violent crotch base
  07/21/10
*dies*
Canary personal credit line
  07/21/10
He definitely posts on xo
Arousing gaped cumskin prole
  07/23/10
I think he just has a strange but undeniably amusing sense o...
Bossy filthy box office
  07/21/10
if not for this thread i would. sometimes I wonder if he's a...
Rebellious mustard house
  07/21/10
he almost *has* to post here no?
nudist sanctuary alpha
  07/21/10
i half expect him to pwn me with a printout of this thread o...
Rebellious mustard house
  07/21/10
This guy is brilliant. This is like some next level Andy Ka...
vibrant saffron locus mad-dog skullcap
  07/21/10
I've been keeping a list of his one liners since I started t...
Rebellious mustard house
  07/22/10
holy shit
swashbuckling abode corn cake
  07/22/10
RLY?
titillating black crackhouse patrolman
  07/22/10
complete 180
Deep lemon national indirect expression
  07/22/10
...
mischievous brunch boiling water
  07/22/10
i. am. impressed.
henna bawdyhouse goal in life
  07/22/10
holy shit.
sinister den striped hyena
  07/22/10
"(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish f...
Arousing gaped cumskin prole
  07/23/10
agreed, this man is a brilliant, deliberate humorist
cracking state jap
  07/23/10
This guy is pimp.
self-centered resort
  07/28/10
i lolled as i have done something similar (pale imitation)
Talented bonkers theater black woman
  08/05/10
jesus LOL
stimulating puppy idiot
  07/23/10
You should seriously consider writing a short (30K word) hum...
Bossy filthy box office
  07/23/10
"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be som...
Violet people who are hurt
  07/24/10
Jesus Lord this was funny.
self-centered resort
  07/28/10
i want to be this guy
nudist sanctuary alpha
  08/01/10
"DO YOU- ..."
Well-lubricated irradiated locale clown
  08/28/10
...
mischievous brunch boiling water
  07/22/10
180
Seedy frozen rigpig
  07/22/10
u are a gentleman and scholar, 180
rusted exciting sound barrier
  07/22/10
this is too good to be flame
Exhilarant violent crotch base
  07/22/10
this is what scares me the moast
henna bawdyhouse goal in life
  07/22/10
"I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't...
Avocado diverse jewess brethren
  07/22/10
Absolutely amazing thread
Well-lubricated irradiated locale clown
  07/23/10
180^180
crimson chad hospital
  07/23/10
I do feel kind of sad for the dood. Hope you're running sht...
trip famous landscape painting property
  07/23/10
WTF
Arousing gaped cumskin prole
  07/23/10
this is so awesome
cream trailer park dopamine
  07/23/10
I'm actually considering sharing this on twitter someone ...
cracking state jap
  07/23/10
Who is this guy? I'm considering applying to law school, jus...
emerald multi-billionaire center
  07/23/10
http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss194/fuzzydoodle/Interne...
spruce histrionic institution
  07/23/10
slackfist cumduster, consider yourself a made man
Well-lubricated irradiated locale clown
  07/24/10
...
maize floppy lay pisswyrm
  07/26/10
A recent aggressive escalation of one of his long standing s...
Rebellious mustard house
  07/27/10
Have you ever asked to meet Robert?
Arousing gaped cumskin prole
  07/27/10
No. For the same reasons I don't wake sleepwalkers.
Rebellious mustard house
  07/27/10
your being trolled IRL. he's posting a thread about you on s...
Ungodly church building
  07/27/10
Someone already said it, but this really is the best thread ...
Primrose Aromatic Library
  07/27/10
I tried to explain it to my bf and couldn't get the brillian...
Slimy godawful shrine tank
  07/28/10
ditch the dood
curious green main people
  07/28/10
ATD!
Seedy frozen rigpig
  07/28/10
absolutely.
Canary personal credit line
  07/28/10
I asked to second chair at his closing argument for a partic...
Rebellious mustard house
  07/28/10
jvc kaboom box
Ungodly church building
  07/28/10
credited post
carmine coiffed death wish stage
  07/29/10
What is CP?
emerald multi-billionaire center
  07/29/10
cerebral palsy?
Fragrant School Kitty
  07/29/10
http://nursingpub.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cerebral-pa...
Ungodly church building
  07/29/10
i am just in awe
nudist sanctuary alpha
  07/29/10
lol
self-centered resort
  07/31/10
"Can you tell I use an electric razor?" I feel...
rusted exciting sound barrier
  07/31/10
*Lightly caresses your face*
Canary personal credit line
  08/01/10
never stop.
curious green main people
  08/01/10
MOAR ANECDOTES
180 yellow hominid
  08/01/10
His vacation begins tomorrow and I am done at the end of the...
Rebellious mustard house
  08/03/10
Pretty much crying, tysm.
Appetizing haunting heaven athletic conference
  08/03/10
truly the thread of the summer. thank you.
Clear cruel-hearted whorehouse
  08/03/10
ty
Comical Jet-lagged Plaza
  08/04/10
"He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me ...
Avocado diverse jewess brethren
  08/04/10
A perfect ending to a perfect summer
Arousing gaped cumskin prole
  08/04/10
This is the greatest man of our generation. This is what a l...
sinister den striped hyena
  08/21/10
hysterical
Heady azure kitchen round eye
  01/07/11
I just discovered this thread. Absolutely epic. I want to ...
twinkling theater stage old irish cottage
  08/04/10
I'd almost forgotten what good shtick/flame looked like. Th...
brilliant tanning salon french chef
  08/04/10
200+ posts and the most negative comment is that it's probab...
Ungodly church building
  08/04/10
Even if it were fictional, the writing and the skill and shi...
self-centered resort
  08/04/10
I looked forward to updates to this thread more than episode...
self-centered resort
  08/04/10
Awesome thread. I'm picturing this guy as a supporting chara...
Big gold spot antidepressant drug
  08/04/10
Hard to get a coherent narrative out of this. I think at be...
Rebellious mustard house
  08/04/10
...
Spectacular talking son of senegal fortuitous meteor
  08/04/10
This thread represents the exact opposite of everything bel ...
Canary personal credit line
  08/04/10
Can this get stickied for awhile???
Canary personal credit line
  08/04/10
i can't believe this is the first time im reading this threa...
Greedy garrison mediation
  08/04/10
Bravo sir. Bravo. I look forward to your next 180 thread.
180 yellow hominid
  08/04/10
180 flame. i liked the subtle nods to old xoxo shticks.
multi-colored iridescent water buffalo
  08/04/10
which schticks?
Judgmental Soul-stirring Bbw
  08/08/10
ask him how he feels about crustaceans!
electric casino hunting ground
  08/05/10
The more I think about it, the more this guy sounds EXACTLY ...
crawly range
  08/06/10
omfg what is wrong with chicks? just shut the fuck up no on...
bright nowag
  08/23/11
what
orchestra pit national security agency
  08/08/10
180
brilliant tanning salon french chef
  08/17/10
this is truly great, I can't believe I only just found it
angry massive theatre macaca
  08/08/10
amazing
mint pit place of business
  08/12/10
180 Best of Show
pea-brained church
  08/12/10
best thread in a long time. how did i not see it all summer?
Slap-happy Hall Immigrant
  08/12/10
It is the rare post like this that keeps me at xo.
Lime Vivacious Market Pozpig
  08/18/10
...
nibblets native
  08/20/10
tytyty
pungent flirting masturbator
  08/20/10
welcome
Rebellious mustard house
  08/28/10
my life is so empty without him
Rebellious mustard house
  08/21/10
He's represents why we all wanted to be lawyers. We became c...
sinister den striped hyena
  08/21/10
In what is, by at least an order of magnitude, the best news...
Rebellious mustard house
  09/07/10
...
Spectacular talking son of senegal fortuitous meteor
  09/07/10
finally, a reason NOT to kill myself.
brilliant tanning salon french chef
  09/07/10
Expected more excitement about this.
Rebellious mustard house
  09/07/10
...
Spectacular talking son of senegal fortuitous meteor
  09/07/10
Everyone probably assumed it was just a bump. This deserves ...
Arousing gaped cumskin prole
  09/14/10
cr. the start of a new season of great episodes. the start o...
curious green main people
  09/14/10
While I firmly believe this thread is a flame. OP you are a ...
Lime Vivacious Market Pozpig
  09/07/10
holy shit lol
unhinged mexican
  09/12/10
awesome
dilemma
  09/14/10
2 more weeks
Rebellious mustard house
  09/14/10
This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. I'm fucking giddy.
Rebellious mustard house
  09/21/10
I'm looking forward to reading about this cookout more than ...
Out-of-control University
  09/21/10
You little SHIT! You invited all these XOXO faggots to my BB...
misanthropic station dysfunction
  09/21/10
...
Arousing gaped cumskin prole
  09/23/10
Tomorrow... Tomorrow... Tomorrow...
Rebellious mustard house
  09/25/10
tyvmft
ivory mother
  09/14/10
You should write a short story about this dude
Jade stead psychic
  09/14/10
180
Ruddy useless brakes
  09/14/10
literally makes my day every time i read this thread
Blue coffee pot
  09/23/10
GOAT
Effete Internal Respiration Fanboi
  09/23/10
oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a rep...
Rebellious mustard house
  09/26/10
...
burgundy idea he suggested
  09/27/10
"oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has...
giraffe
  10/13/10
he has said that these stories are exaggerations of true eve...
Flesh Karate
  10/13/10
[redacted]
Rebellious mustard house
  09/27/10
vat
nibblets native
  09/27/10
What the fuck is going on here? I've been holding my breath ...
Sienna Codepig Candlestick Maker
  09/30/10
weeks
Arousing gaped cumskin prole
  10/13/10
I don't care if this is the most elaborate lead-in to Fresh ...
Mahogany
  10/13/10
I am rather concerned as well.
  10/13/10
i cannot wait!
maniacal haunted graveyard
  10/20/10
TYVM for this thread. "Aren't iPods crazy" has bec...
Disturbing
  10/13/10
...
contagious federal half-breed meetinghouse
  10/20/10
...
Effete Internal Respiration Fanboi
  10/21/10
...
cracking state jap
  10/31/10
bumping the greatest thread of all time
kink-friendly vigorous hissy fit
  10/31/10
...
Spectacular talking son of senegal fortuitous meteor
  10/31/10
...
  12/03/10
I got released from the hospital a few days ago, I will not ...
Rebellious mustard house
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wat
wild brass
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Things did not go well.
Rebellious mustard house
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I dont even
wild brass
  12/04/10
I'm considering writing a tell all and having rach take this...
Rebellious mustard house
  12/04/10
please don't take the thread down, it's easily a top 10 thre...
wild brass
  12/04/10
i'd have to do it under a pen name anyway to protect my care...
Rebellious mustard house
  12/04/10
what have you missed the last few months? were you employed?
Drunken Fighting Laser Beams
  12/04/10
This happened at the end of my summer gig. I missed the whol...
Rebellious mustard house
  12/04/10
DONT KILL THIS THREAD! BEST THREAD ON HERE!
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kink-friendly vigorous hissy fit
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EDIT wgwag
Rebellious mustard house
  12/04/10
Dude I thought you were in law school? Also, 180.
Drunken Fighting Laser Beams
  12/04/10
EDIT I shouldn't be saying this.
Rebellious mustard house
  12/04/10
i missed it
Drunken Fighting Laser Beams
  12/04/10
you took the flame way too far here, but still a solid threa...
Ruby Feces Gunner
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[radek]
Rebellious mustard house
  12/04/10
He brought me a lifesized wooden carving of a hand giving a ...
Rebellious mustard house
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lol
Drunken Fighting Laser Beams
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180
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I regret nothing.
Rebellious mustard house
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*starts a slow clap* *all of xoxo slowly joins in* *cl...
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*joins in slow clap
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thread of the year for 2010
vengeful knife
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Spectacular talking son of senegal fortuitous meteor
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Yo Pedro, I'm really happy for you, I'ma Let you finish, but...
Swollen flatulent
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word, one of these guys needs to get the fuck out of law and...
harsh jew
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shimmering
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damn, first time I've seen this thread even though I'm here...
violent
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I'd been waiting for this update for months, so TY. How...
  01/07/11
Nah, this whole thread was flame.
Rebellious mustard house
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but of course you'd have to say that now........
Swollen flatulent
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No.
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contagious federal half-breed meetinghouse
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still 180 especially list of google search terms
Self-absorbed sweet tailpipe
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obviously i agree
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best flame eva
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thank you
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Rebellious mustard house
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This is the first time I am reading this thread. Tears are r...
bearded rigor
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This is the greatest thread on Xo, although it saddens me th...
Lime Vivacious Market Pozpig
  03/30/11
he does tho
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in are hearts and minds and in the soul of xo
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onyx
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Thx for the bump, I must've missed this
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IF I were to take a full time job in the same department as ...
Rebellious mustard house
  06/13/11
You would have to kick it off with a 24:Season Six style rel...
onyx
  06/13/11
I know. What a flamer lol.
self-centered resort
  06/13/11
It's not flame, one of his brothers owns a dealership and co...
Rebellious mustard house
  06/13/11
yes. please do this.
Elite voyeur
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"he never left the country at all" omfg
snowy police squad school cafeteria
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i'd start a separate thread, but yes. even if some of it wil...
Elite voyeur
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Be interesting to see if OP is a one-hit wonder or a true ge...
onyx
  06/13/11
A novel length treatment would be great movie bait.
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go for it
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New thread, but link to this one
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this may be the greatest thread of all time.
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went from the pedo thread to ed to google and randomly came ...
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Pretty easily the greatest thing I've ever seen on this site
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so good. so good. so good.
vengeful knife
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tears. actual tears.
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BY FAR the most over rated thread in xoxo history
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No
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120
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Date: June 24th, 2010 7:42 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

I will post these as I encounter them over the summer.

Today, I noticed he always opens push doors with a closed fist. I asked him why in passing, he was immediately ready with the following enumerated list which he counted on his fingers:

"1 - it hardens my knuckle bones to make my punches more devastating; 2 - it prevents me from leaving my fingerprints on the door; and 3 - it collects germs on my knuckles which will cause infections in the people I punch who aren't immediately incapacitated, like a kimodo dragon."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15334029)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:56 PM
Author: silver stag film becky

Is he an Asian northwestern grad? If so I may know this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341508)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: Big-titted location affirmative action

joe vaj is actually clerking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440180)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:20 PM
Author: Very tactful hairraiser area



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:18 PM
Author: Fragrant School Kitty

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507801)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: Glittery erotic cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564502)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: cream trailer park dopamine

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588049)



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Date: August 6th, 2010 12:15 PM
Author: crawly range

This actually sounds like a guy I dated back in HS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15719651)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 5:31 PM
Author: adventurous ticket booth persian



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Date: August 24th, 2010 1:02 PM
Author: adventurous ticket booth persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15867807)



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Date: July 17th, 2011 1:35 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18527715)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:54 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

he keeps a change of clothes in his office. his blue dress shirt has the word "blue" written on the inside tag. I was too scared to ask why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341488)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: Topaz laughsome doctorate

colorblind?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341650)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:15 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

no man, no. i'll ask him on monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341657)



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Date: June 30th, 2010 11:05 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

I got up the nerve to ask today. Went something like this.

"Hey, why did you write 'blue' on this shirt?"

[matter of factly] "Because it's blue."

"But isn't that obvious?"

"Not if I go colorblind."

"Isn't that something you have to be born with?" [he shrugs] "Wouldn't braille have been a better choice since you are far more likely to go regular blind?"

[looks at me like I'm insane] "Dude... I can't read braille..." [walks out of the room without breaking eye contact, vaguely disgusted]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15387540)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: slate metal sandwich

god I hope this isn't flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444810)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:49 PM
Author: Chocolate Mind-boggling Deer Antler Rehab

cr these are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564480)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: Odious Chartreuse Headpube Liquid Oxygen

Flame. Aspies cut off the tags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341667)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling abode corn cake

so you work with dwight schrute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341499)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

basically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341557)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: henna bawdyhouse goal in life

nice

I have a Michael Scott in my office, except he's a she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572211)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 7:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Plum Lodge

Everyone has a Michael Scott in their office. If you don't know who it is, it's probably you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15591308)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:01 PM
Author: cowardly umber point faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444788)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:10 PM
Author: carmine coiffed death wish stage

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341626)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: Twisted Slippery Address Party Of The First Part



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: Topaz laughsome doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341634)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:15 PM
Author: Thriller trump supporter twinkling uncleanness

Hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341663)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 9:56 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

Today I went to print some stuff off from his computer and noticed a word document titled "conversation_starters.docx" in the My Documents folder. It was seriously just a bulleted list about 4 pages long of conversation openers he clearly thought up himself. I didn't have time, but I'll email the thing to myself and post the whole doc here if I get another chance. Some memorable gems include:

"Where do you get your dog groomed at?"

"Can you tell I use an electric razor?"

"How long do you typically like to shower for?"

"Aren't iPods crazy?" (I fucking lost my shit after this one and had to stop.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440108)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 9:58 PM
Author: orchid beady-eyed piazza

ahahahaha. thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440131)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:01 PM
Author: Boyish Indecent Forum Gay Wizard



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:05 PM
Author: Big-titted location affirmative action



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:54 PM
Author: Comical Jet-lagged Plaza



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:02 PM
Author: Provocative Weed Whacker Chapel

Hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444794)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 6:12 PM
Author: Scarlet stubborn parlor cuckold

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http://www.anonboard.com/bbs/show_topic/189098

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16970047)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 5:57 PM
Author: Canary personal credit line

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/20zg0Q/www.xoxohth.com/thread.php%3Fthread_id%3D1348346%26forum_id%3D2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243084)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: charismatic insanely creepy stage

QW$TQ4wrjwaroijwaoirjwaoir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444815)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:35 PM
Author: Thriller trump supporter twinkling uncleanness



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Date: July 19th, 2010 10:10 AM
Author: Very tactful hairraiser area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15549269)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:51 PM
Author: Chocolate Mind-boggling Deer Antler Rehab



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: Glittery erotic cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564504)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:19 PM
Author: Bateful Telephone

1 fucking 80

I can't imagine what I would do if somebody I didn't know walked up to me and asked how long I liked to shower for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572551)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 8:15 PM
Author: Lascivious offensive gas station



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 12:50 PM
Author: Avocado diverse jewess brethren



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:27 PM
Author: cream trailer park dopamine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588062)



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Date: September 2nd, 2011 11:03 AM
Author: Pale razzle space preventive strike



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:17 PM
Author: nudist sanctuary alpha

please do not stop posting itt. this is fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440345)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:51 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

Last week I asked if he would write me a LOR at the end of the summer, which he flatly declined. I only realized today that he wasn't joking. When I pressed him for a reason, he said it was nothing personal and he thinks I'm doing a great job, he just doesn't write LOR as a matter of policy because he doesn't want to get sued for sexual harassment. Visibly baffled, I asked him how the two are in any way related. In response, he silently got up, walked over to my desk and started giving me an aggressive shoulder rub while saying in a low, breathy voice "you're doing a real good job here slackfist, reallllllll nice." Then returns to normal and says "See?" as if his point has been conclusively demonstrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444703)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:01 PM
Author: Big-titted location affirmative action

Aren't iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444790)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

I have a strange feeling that this could be a really effective darkhorse pickup line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444814)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: Excitant sick site reading party

the demonstration of sexual harassment seems more problematic than a LOR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444804)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:11 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

I guess he's worried he will say something harassing in the letter and have it recorded? He does not seem worried about any kind of verbal harassment and only barely attempts to act like a normal person, even in court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444904)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:28 PM
Author: cream trailer park dopamine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588069)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 10:46 PM
Author: contagious federal half-breed meetinghouse



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:57 PM
Author: Racy rose menage

Where did he graduate from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444753)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:00 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444779)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: snowy police squad school cafeteria

none of this sounds alpha. just sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444811)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: Excitant sick site reading party

you won't be singing the same tune when your wounds are infected by his dirty knuckles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444825)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:20 PM
Author: Arousing gaped cumskin prole

the kimodo punch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563833)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: Chocolate Mind-boggling Deer Antler Rehab

man I'm fucking cracking up over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564503)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:18 PM
Author: self-centered resort

I'm laughing my ass off here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635460)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: Racy rose menage

Can you link us to his bio? I want a pic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444829)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:08 PM
Author: charismatic insanely creepy stage

This seems like a poor idea for the OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444863)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:10 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

yea, this would basically be a direct line back to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444886)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 4:33 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

I just asked him if he had and BIG PLANS this weekend, he responded (without finishing the huge mouthful of mostacholi he brought from home in a large tupperware container) "Working on my pound game... bitch." I can't help but laugh, he resumes stuffing forkfuls of pasta into his mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15455398)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:28 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

He just texted me "pound game, INITIATE! pictures to follow, get on my lvl"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457281)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:32 PM
Author: swashbuckling abode corn cake

i'm gonna have to call flame on the "get on my lvl" part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457293)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:33 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

He says this frequently and often inappropriately, whenever he has outperformed anyone at anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457303)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling abode corn cake

1fucking80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457309)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:40 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

I swear to god, he requested new staplers for the office and the reason he put on the requisition form was that the current model of staplers we had were "not on my level."

The request was rejected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457346)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:41 PM
Author: charismatic insanely creepy stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457350)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:42 PM
Author: Comical Jet-lagged Plaza

there's no way someone this great exists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457357)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:44 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

everyone in the office seems to hate him, but the guy is a fountain of 180s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457370)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:47 PM
Author: charismatic insanely creepy stage

He sounds like a novel character, but better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457385)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:12 PM
Author: Marvelous Carnelian Temple

this is a true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601751)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: shivering supple senate lettuce

Jesus Christ, I fucking lost it at this. Absolutely brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627372)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:41 PM
Author: orchid beady-eyed piazza

i don't think i've laughed this hard since kitties live-chatted taking a shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673731)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:02 PM
Author: free-loading pearly juggernaut incel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043690)



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Date: June 8th, 2011 2:57 AM
Author: magenta anal coldplay fan hairy legs

this gave me the biggest laugh i've had in all of 2011. thanks, 2010.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18195623)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:29 PM
Author: cream trailer park dopamine

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588080)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 10:00 PM
Author: french step-uncle's house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639121)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 5:06 PM
Author: Amber indian lodge

omfg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810525)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:34 PM
Author: Talented bonkers theater black woman

(estrada's colleague from the future)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457307)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:43 PM
Author: Hairless circlehead quadroon

This whole thread is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457810)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: nubile business firm turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457854)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 7:27 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

He had a compression boot on today like what you get when you sprain your ankle. Despite pretty much everyone who saw him asking what happened he refuses to tell anyone how he got hurt or to what extent because "that's his freedom."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15487032)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: dashing narrow-minded public bath

Ok, this one gave away your flame; clearly a quote taken from the asian dood caught beating off in the computer lab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563797)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:16 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563808)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:21 PM
Author: dashing narrow-minded public bath

Shit lemme see if I can find it. Someone posted it here a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563834)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: dashing narrow-minded public bath

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu1-ZeEPo9c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563845)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 6:41 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

I asked him what his superpower would be if he could have any one and he said "either being able to control the DNA content of my ejaculate or instant death."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507359)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:05 PM
Author: passionate nursing home volcanic crater

lol

Have you read any of his legal briefs? Are they coherent?

Does this guy have a girlfriend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507633)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:09 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

extremely. I have no doubt the guy is smarter than me and I don't dish that compliment out lightly. He's just a really eccentric guy who honestly does not give a fuck if people think he is weird. No GF, but he claims to get a lot of tail and I've seen him chat up chicks before. He's an above average looking guy, which I'm sure helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507687)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:10 PM
Author: Purple newt ceo

flame aspies can't chat up women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507693)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: passionate nursing home volcanic crater

Aren't ipods crazy?

hahahahahah I want to be with him chatting up girls. I'm betting he's brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507702)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

I want a shirt that says this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507711)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:13 PM
Author: passionate nursing home volcanic crater

Can you steal the file of conversational starters, strip it of meta data (or just copy it to notepad and save) and post it plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507732)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there anymore, I think he realized that I looked at it. I really hope he doesn't lurk here now that I think of it. I was however able to retrieve his google search history, which, among a ton of boring legal shit, included such gems as:

"make crab rangoons"

"muy thai kick technique"

"do cats have emotions"

"what's wrong with slyvester stalone's face"

"d b cooper"

"homemade harpoon gun"

"make a net"

"blinking world record"

"gay conspiracy theory" (WTF?)

"fred durst death"

"radioactive banana" (WTF?)

"moth people"

"mothman conspiracy"

"mothman sightings"

"mothman friendly"

"mothman sexuality"

"get around website blocker"

"web proxy"

This is only going back to May btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514707)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:41 PM
Author: charismatic insanely creepy stage

Do cats have emotions? ROFL. Is this guy Watchmen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514727)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:14 PM
Author: Marvelous Carnelian Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601760)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:44 PM
Author: Arousing gaped cumskin prole

do cats have emotions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514757)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:52 PM
Author: Boyish Indecent Forum Gay Wizard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514845)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 10:23 PM
Author: Canary personal credit line

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15518791)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: rough-skinned thirsty office

180^180. Love the mothman progression. I am crying here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553280)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 8:19 PM
Author: Lascivious offensive gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15573133)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 9:18 PM
Author: mischievous brunch boiling water

lol cr, trying to get around filter so that he can read about mothman sexuality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649594)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:49 PM
Author: kink-friendly vigorous hissy fit

thanks for my new username and siggy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564018)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: kink-friendly vigorous hissy fit

"homemade harpoon gun"

"make a net"

i suppose he searched for these 2 things one after the other in order to gather information that will be useful to him in his attempts to capture one of the elusive creatures known as " WG"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564044)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:56 PM
Author: Glittery erotic cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564520)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:46 PM
Author: khaki queen of the night

i dont think 180 really does this justice. you need to be writing comedy shit in hollywood or something with that talent..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572312)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:30 PM
Author: Bateful Telephone

Bananas contain potassium-40, which is radioactive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572643)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: french step-uncle's house

TYSVMFT

180^180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639159)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 11:37 AM
Author: Well-lubricated irradiated locale clown

"mothman friendly"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837388)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 6:35 PM
Author: motley field potus

I had forgotten that this is where mothman sexuality comes from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243384)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

its more of him just talking at them until he says something that doesn't go over their heads and they laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507705)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:43 PM
Author: charismatic insanely creepy stage

I really think I might adopt the "get on my level" thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514748)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:06 PM
Author: wonderful indigo double fault

this thread should be in the museum of awesome art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507641)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:07 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

He talked about Gulliver's Travels today. In a recorded deposition. For at least three solid minutes. By the time he concluded the entire room had grown silent, confused and afraid; it was as if they were watching a dragon hatch from a egg for the first time, unsure if it would imprint and love them forever or kill them without hesitation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525709)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:31 PM
Author: Bossy filthy box office

wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525831)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:34 PM
Author: Lime Vivacious Market Pozpig

Why scared? Unless he was saying it in a menacing voice or seemed just completely insane, I imagine the reaction would be confusion and annoyance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525857)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 7:36 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

Kinda like when a homeless guy starts yelling on the subway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15526723)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:36 PM
Author: Olive Principal's Office

tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525873)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: Galvanic mentally impaired set

LOL, greatest post ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531774)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 8:21 PM
Author: Comical Jet-lagged Plaza

i'm going to be sad when this thread dies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15554590)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:55 PM
Author: Glittery erotic cruise ship

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564512)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:06 PM
Author: snowy police squad school cafeteria

this is a jaw-dropping 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587879)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:23 PM
Author: self-centered resort

never stop posting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635490)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:40 PM
Author: stirring foreskin home

This thread is heaps and heaps of 180.

If it is flame, you sir deserve a medal for your creativity.

"do cats have emotions" LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525893)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:52 PM
Author: Translucent trust fund

you immediately became one of my favorite poasters with this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525981)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:25 PM
Author: brilliant tanning salon french chef

I concur.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531709)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: Comical Jet-lagged Plaza

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531772)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:55 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

"You doing anything cool tonight?"

"Are you familiar with Mad Max the film?"

"Yea, it's a great flick. You watching that tonight?"

"No, I'm DOING that tonight."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531908)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:38 PM
Author: henna bawdyhouse goal in life

my favorite lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572263)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:39 PM
Author: henna bawdyhouse goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572271)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 8:14 PM
Author: Big-titted location affirmative action

holy shit i must use this IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627905)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 2:42 PM
Author: Big-titted location affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635215)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

Today I was looking for something in the pile of files in his office. He was slumped in his chair listening absently to the phone, saying nothing, just staring at his desk. When I look at him he covers the receiver with his hand and whispers "What's a sodomy raffle?" I told him I didn't think such a thing exists, to which he responded, "yeah, he probably said something else."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553214)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: Bossy filthy box office

OH THEY EXIST ALRIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553220)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:40 PM
Author: nudist sanctuary alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649435)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:09 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

Today he gave me a brief overview of how he would revamp general traffic rules in the US; it includes personal speed limits based on "driver expertise points" and and 4-way stop/yield laws based on relative make and model prestige. We then debate for 20 minutes about who yields in Lincoln town car v. H2 Hummer, which eventually devolves into him sending the entire legal department a survey worded with an overt pro-hummer bias.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563739)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: Bossy filthy box office

You're making this up, aren't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563753)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

I dress it up a bit, but every one of these things happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563774)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: Bossy filthy box office

Whatever it is, it's thrilling!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563793)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:50 PM
Author: Lime Vivacious Market Pozpig

I agree about the personal speed limit. My gf and her family should have to go 1/2 the speed of any1 on the road just to be safe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564487)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: stimulating puppy idiot

holy shit best thread ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563772)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:51 PM
Author: nudist sanctuary alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564043)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: kink-friendly vigorous hissy fit

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564055)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:54 PM
Author: underhanded concupiscible parlour

this thread delivers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564067)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: smoky cerebral corner

180, flame or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564138)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: Lake love of her life skinny woman

true 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564469)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:57 PM
Author: Glittery erotic cruise ship

perhaps the only truly 180 thread of the last 3 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564528)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 8:06 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle legal warrant windowlicker

don't care if it's flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564584)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:29 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

While discussing the last words of Alexander the Great, the conversation turns to what we would want our own last words to be. He says he wants his last words to be delivered via text message to everyone in his phone book as his final act. Anxiously, I asked what he would send, to which he replied "Asterisk dies asterisk"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572190)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: Exhilarant violent crotch base

*.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572213)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:33 PM
Author: Canary personal credit line

*dies*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572231)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:07 PM
Author: Arousing gaped cumskin prole

He definitely posts on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587881)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:36 PM
Author: Bossy filthy box office

I think he just has a strange but undeniably amusing sense of humor. Invite him to xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572245)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:14 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

if not for this thread i would. sometimes I wonder if he's actually watchmen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572504)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:16 PM
Author: nudist sanctuary alpha

he almost *has* to post here no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572520)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:18 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

i half expect him to pwn me with a printout of this thread on my last day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572538)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:24 PM
Author: vibrant saffron locus mad-dog skullcap

This guy is brilliant. This is like some next level Andy Kaufman shit, where you will never know if he is putting you on or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572589)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:01 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

I've been keeping a list of his one liners since I started this thread since none of them really deserve their own posts.

(Preparing for court) "Is this tie sufficiently menacing?"

(A handwritten note slid to me at counsel table) "When I give the signal, START SWINGING."

(At lunch) "Is there a breath holding requirement for navy seals?" *takes audible, deep breath, holds for ~20 seconds* "How long was that?"

(To an unfamiliar defense attorney before an arraignment) "You box?"

(Sitting around) "Did you see Finneas and Ferb yesterday?"

(I walk in first thing in the morning, his printer is completely disassembled on his desk. In an angry, terse tone:) "DO YOU- ..."

(Outside. A nominally heavy middle aged woman crosses the street 3 blocks away. He hits my arm with the back of his hand, leans back, closes one eye and points directly at her and makes the wah-wa-waaaa disappointed sound.)

(I walk into his office late on a Friday, he is standing with two other guys in suits who I do not recognize. He points to me with both hands:) "Grizwald's Pub. Right now. You in?" (There is no Grizwald's Pub.)

(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish from his interior suit pocket and hands it to a homeless guy without acknowledging him.)

"Think there are any blogs about Houdini?"

(Interjecting into a conversation) "You need building schematics? I can GET YOU building schematics bro." (No one was talking about building schematics.)

(On at least 4 separate occasions.) "I'm going to get an RC car with a camera on it." (When asked why he only responds with "THINK ABOUT IT!")

(re C&F) "I disclosed my juvenile collar for tagging... (disappointed) ... they didn't ask me about it."

(re drug experimentation) "Yeah I tried meth once, that's the licoricey one right?"

"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be some number of dog lives that equal a human life."

"My great uncle was a cereal tycoon."

"I'm not scared of him, I just don't want to confront or upset him because of how he would retaliate against me."

"I had this dream I worked in a factory that removed chicken's beaks." "... and??" *he laughs* "I know right?!"

(Excitedly storming into the office) "Dude, dude, have you SEEN the Usual Suspects?! Huge twist, huge."

(Despite uncontroverted, authoritative evidence to the contrary, he insists Estonia has no income taxes.)

"No man, falconry is like EXTREMELY exclusive. There's only one falcon master left on Earth and he's very picky, I've researched this."

"Sometimes you gotta roll with the thunder." *makes thunder noise*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581799)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling abode corn cake

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581867)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:25 PM
Author: titillating black crackhouse patrolman

RLY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581998)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:47 PM
Author: Deep lemon national indirect expression

complete 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582794)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:51 PM
Author: mischievous brunch boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582832)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: henna bawdyhouse goal in life

i. am. impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582971)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:14 PM
Author: sinister den striped hyena

holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15583069)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 12:54 PM
Author: Arousing gaped cumskin prole

"(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish from his interior suit pocket and hands it to a homeless guy without acknowledging him.)"

This is one of the most incredible things I've ever heard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587798)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: cracking state jap

agreed, this man is a brilliant, deliberate humorist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588050)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: self-centered resort

This guy is pimp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635568)



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Date: August 5th, 2010 9:35 PM
Author: Talented bonkers theater black woman

i lolled as i have done something similar (pale imitation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15714570)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:06 PM
Author: stimulating puppy idiot

jesus LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587874)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:28 PM
Author: Bossy filthy box office

You should seriously consider writing a short (30K word) humor book about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588072)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: Violet people who are hurt

"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be some number of dog lives that equal a human life."

holy fuck 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601702)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: self-centered resort

Jesus Lord this was funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635573)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:44 PM
Author: nudist sanctuary alpha

i want to be this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673748)



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Date: August 28th, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: Well-lubricated irradiated locale clown

"DO YOU- ..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15904012)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:37 PM
Author: mischievous brunch boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582714)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: Seedy frozen rigpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582812)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:54 PM
Author: rusted exciting sound barrier

u are a gentleman and scholar, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582861)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:02 PM
Author: Exhilarant violent crotch base

this is too good to be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582941)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: henna bawdyhouse goal in life

this is what scares me the moast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582977)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:25 PM
Author: Avocado diverse jewess brethren

"I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there anymore"

So this thread is flame. Still, 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15583189)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:05 PM
Author: Well-lubricated irradiated locale clown

Absolutely amazing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587865)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:24 PM
Author: crimson chad hospital

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588029)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:27 PM
Author: trip famous landscape painting property

I do feel kind of sad for the dood. Hope you're running shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588060)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:30 PM
Author: Arousing gaped cumskin prole

WTF



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588101)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:34 PM
Author: cream trailer park dopamine

this is so awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588129)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:36 PM
Author: cracking state jap

I'm actually considering sharing this on twitter

someone should digg it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588143)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:42 PM
Author: emerald multi-billionaire center

Who is this guy? I'm considering applying to law school, just so I can get a position with the DA and work with this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588178)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 7:15 PM
Author: spruce histrionic institution

http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss194/fuzzydoodle/Internet%20Funny/kittys-love-thread.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15590983)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 10:36 PM
Author: Well-lubricated irradiated locale clown

slackfist cumduster, consider yourself a made man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601453)



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Date: July 26th, 2010 6:02 AM
Author: maize floppy lay pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15614513)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:48 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

A recent aggressive escalation of one of his long standing shticks has given me a strong suspicion that he is running IRL flame on the office purely for his own amusement.

I've titled it the "my friend Robert" shtick, which basically involves him making clearly erroneous statements to coworkers based on the representations of his extremely credentialed friend Robert. Two shocking new instances include his searching for "high performance" car batteries online after his friend Robert (who has a physics degree) told him his current battery "didn't have enough ohms to run his car properly"; and his taking half a sick day to go to the doctor since his friend Robert (who is in medical school) told him he had clubbing in his fingers which may indicate lung cancer or other lung diseases.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626384)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:49 PM
Author: Arousing gaped cumskin prole

Have you ever asked to meet Robert?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626391)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:53 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

No. For the same reasons I don't wake sleepwalkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626414)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 6:57 PM
Author: Ungodly church building

your being trolled IRL. he's posting a thread about you on some aspie board right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627333)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 8:05 PM
Author: Primrose Aromatic Library

Someone already said it, but this really is the best thread xo has seen in 3 years, and one of the best ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627808)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:21 PM
Author: Slimy godawful shrine tank

I tried to explain it to my bf and couldn't get the brilliance across.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635478)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:27 PM
Author: curious green main people

ditch the dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635516)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:28 PM
Author: Seedy frozen rigpig

ATD!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635520)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: Canary personal credit line

absolutely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15636999)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 6:50 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

I asked to second chair at his closing argument for a particularly interesting case today. As I approached his office door I noticed it was closed, which is unusual. As I got closer the treble heavy, muffled techno music grew louder. Upon entering his office I saw him sitting serenely at his desk, blaring Darude's Sandstorm from his tiny, crappy computer speakers. Once he notices me he confides his frustration at the speakers lack of bass and how they no longer let him bring his JVC Kaboom box into the office. When I ask if he is ready for the closing he tells me that "those who dare oppose me will stand knee deep in the blood of their children" then attempts to give me crazy eyes, but ends up looking like a guy with really bad CP who just smelled a gross fart. I laugh so hard I get light headed. I end up not going into the court room since I keep remembering the face and bursting into laughter at inappropriate times, completely unable to restrain myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15637247)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 9:55 PM
Author: Ungodly church building

jvc kaboom box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639069)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:41 PM
Author: carmine coiffed death wish stage

credited post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649448)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 3:19 PM
Author: emerald multi-billionaire center

What is CP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15644910)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: Fragrant School Kitty

cerebral palsy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15645068)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:38 PM
Author: Ungodly church building

http://nursingpub.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cerebral-palsy.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649416)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:45 PM
Author: nudist sanctuary alpha

i am just in awe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649477)



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Date: July 31st, 2010 5:09 AM
Author: self-centered resort

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15661042)



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Date: July 31st, 2010 5:20 AM
Author: rusted exciting sound barrier

"Can you tell I use an electric razor?"

I feel like this one might work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15661070)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:39 PM
Author: Canary personal credit line

*Lightly caresses your face*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673703)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:45 PM
Author: curious green main people

never stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673753)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: 180 yellow hominid

MOAR ANECDOTES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673774)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:30 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

His vacation begins tomorrow and I am done at the end of the week, so today was the last day we spent together.

After realizing this, he somewhat curbed his usual subtle flame lead-in and began crafting hamhanded situations in which I would use his new phone to call someone or answer a call made to it. It wasn't until the third time I made a call that I noticed it. He has one of those 3G smartphones with the scrolling list of contacts accompanied by a picture. Spinning rapidly all the way through until the F names something caught my eye, a silly contact picture.

No one I recognized, a closeup of guy in his 30's, totally normal except for one thing, his eyes were looking in impossibly different directions, one to the upper left, the other to the lower right. It's a humorous image, but I don't even laugh out loud, until the next F name, closeup of an older woman, probably late 60's, same eyes, and the next, and the next, and the next.

I literally lose my breath, my heart pounds in my ears. The top of the screen says 214 contacts, I'm scrolling fast now, stopping at random points, spin, googly eyes, spin googly eyes, our boss, googly eyes, "Mom", googly eyes, his accountant, website photo with googly eyes.

Each of the 214 photos, painstakingly photoshopped. I'm doing that breathless kind of laugh that sounds like mourning/being choked. He tries not to react to my reaction, but for an instant I'm sure he cracks a smile, then deadpans, "why are you laughing?"

At the end of the day I tell him how great it was to work with him and ask if we could keep in touch. He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me a faggot, and walks away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695428)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:32 PM
Author: Appetizing haunting heaven athletic conference

Pretty much crying, tysm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695459)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:34 PM
Author: Clear cruel-hearted whorehouse

truly the thread of the summer. thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695472)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 12:57 PM
Author: Comical Jet-lagged Plaza

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15699805)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:35 PM
Author: Avocado diverse jewess brethren

"He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me a faggot, and walks away."

This gives away the flame, but thank you nevertheless for this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700454)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:35 PM
Author: Arousing gaped cumskin prole

A perfect ending to a perfect summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700459)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: sinister den striped hyena

This is the greatest man of our generation. This is what a lawyer is supposed to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847810)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 9:15 PM
Author: Heady azure kitchen round eye

hysterical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16996465)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:28 PM
Author: twinkling theater stage old irish cottage

I just discovered this thread. Absolutely epic. I want to poast in it so I can be a part of xo history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700399)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:12 PM
Author: brilliant tanning salon french chef

I'd almost forgotten what good shtick/flame looked like. Thank you for renewing my faith in XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701791)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:15 PM
Author: Ungodly church building

200+ posts and the most negative comment is that it's probably not true. That's never happened on XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701814)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:30 PM
Author: self-centered resort

Even if it were fictional, the writing and the skill and shit makes it even more impressiev.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701966)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:17 PM
Author: self-centered resort

I looked forward to updates to this thread more than episodes of Burn Notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701832)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: Big gold spot antidepressant drug

Awesome thread. I'm picturing this guy as a supporting character in a film about a plucky young law student's misadventures in NYC during the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15702426)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 8:57 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

Hard to get a coherent narrative out of this. I think at best he could make a recurring, sporadic, tangential comic relief character in a serial, ala Dwight Schrute as earlier noted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704045)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:18 PM
Author: Spectacular talking son of senegal fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704244)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:37 PM
Author: Canary personal credit line

This thread represents the exact opposite of everything bel is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704450)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:39 PM
Author: Canary personal credit line

Can this get stickied for awhile???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704471)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:54 PM
Author: Greedy garrison mediation

i can't believe this is the first time im reading this thread... thank you so much *cries*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704618)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 10:19 PM
Author: 180 yellow hominid

Bravo sir. Bravo. I look forward to your next 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704885)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 11:26 PM
Author: multi-colored iridescent water buffalo

180

flame. i liked the subtle nods to old xoxo shticks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15705726)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 10:36 PM
Author: Judgmental Soul-stirring Bbw

which schticks?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15740992)



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Date: August 5th, 2010 9:46 PM
Author: electric casino hunting ground

ask him how he feels about crustaceans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15714695)



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Date: August 6th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: crawly range

The more I think about it, the more this guy sounds EXACTLY like this guy I dated back in highschool, except I think he went into non-profit work in Indonesia instead of law. He used to randomly punch things to harden his knuckles, loved muy thai, etc. We got that "Oh shit I'm trapped in a room with a crazy person" look from my roommates all the time. We used to hang out in Harvard Yard and pretend to beat each other up. I'd try to kick him in the balls and he'd try to deflect.

Good times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15720541)



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Date: August 23rd, 2011 2:18 AM
Author:  bright nowag

omfg what is wrong with chicks? just shut the fuck up no one cares for crying out loud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18814656)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 8:12 PM
Author:  orchestra pit national security agency

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15739535)



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Date: August 17th, 2010 12:59 PM
Author: brilliant tanning salon french chef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15810003)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 10:48 PM
Author: angry massive theatre macaca

this is truly great, I can't believe I only just found it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15741161)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 1:22 AM
Author: mint pit place of business

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768291)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 1:50 AM
Author: pea-brained church

180

Best of Show

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768485)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 2:18 AM
Author: Slap-happy Hall Immigrant

best thread in a long time. how did i not see it all summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768661)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 5:33 PM
Author: Lime Vivacious Market Pozpig

It is the rare post like this that keeps me at xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15821300)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 12:56 PM
Author:  nibblets native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837910)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 1:04 PM
Author: pungent flirting masturbator

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837950)



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Date: August 28th, 2010 12:37 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

welcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15903615)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:36 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

my life is so empty without him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847734)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:56 PM
Author: sinister den striped hyena

He's represents why we all wanted to be lawyers. We became cowards, he's trolling IRL. He's better than us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847823)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:44 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

In what is, by at least an order of magnitude, the best news I have received this year, I have been invited to a cookout at the apartment of the greatest human being I have ever had the privilege to know.

Upon opening my mailbox, I immediately recognized the invitation as his handiwork. The format was a 9x11 inch white envelope haphazardly addressed with a red sharpie. No return address. Two upside down rectangular horse stamps.

With a childlike anticipation I haven't experienced since Christmas morning in the early 90s, I cautiously opened the top end with a steak knife. Empty... While I could objectively appreciate the awesomeness of this joke, I couldn't help but be disappointed, and frankly, personally hurt.

But alas, a closer inspection of the inside of the envelope revealed further scribblings drafted with a barely perceptible and badly faded highlighter. I cut the rest of the edges open to unfold it into a large sheet of paper and moved to better light. (As a side note, all of the edges were intact so I have no fucking idea how he wrote in there.)

It read:

Please forgive the unconventional stationary, this party is only for the clever.

WHERE: Sept 26, 4:00-???

WHERE: [radek address]

WHERE: BBQ

WHAT: Please RSVP immediately, if not out of courtesy, then as proof of your problem solving abilities. No pets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989628)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: Spectacular talking son of senegal fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989662)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:52 PM
Author: brilliant tanning salon french chef

finally, a reason NOT to kill myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989705)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:00 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

Expected more excitement about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989771)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:02 PM
Author: Spectacular talking son of senegal fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989784)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 1:59 PM
Author: Arousing gaped cumskin prole

Everyone probably assumed it was just a bump. This deserves its own post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043674)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 3:27 PM
Author: curious green main people

cr. the start of a new season of great episodes. the start of a new era.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16044246)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:26 PM
Author: Lime Vivacious Market Pozpig

While I firmly believe this thread is a flame. OP you are a genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989967)



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Date: September 12th, 2010 8:05 PM
Author: unhinged mexican

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16029188)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author:  dilemma

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043702)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 9:50 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

2 more weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16047090)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. I'm fucking giddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16105730)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 6:34 PM
Author: Out-of-control University

I'm looking forward to reading about this cookout more than anything I have on the horizon for this weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16105795)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 11:27 PM
Author: misanthropic station dysfunction

You little SHIT! You invited all these XOXO faggots to my BBQ? I am going to have to spend all my time muy thai-ing these shits and not macking on all the pussy I plan to pound that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16108971)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 2:31 PM
Author: Arousing gaped cumskin prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16123613)



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Date: September 25th, 2010 3:34 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

Tomorrow...

Tomorrow...

Tomorrow...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16139230)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 1:57 PM
Author: ivory mother

tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043662)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:15 PM
Author: Jade stead psychic

You should write a short story about this dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043762)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:33 PM
Author: Ruddy useless brakes

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043922)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 2:56 PM
Author: Blue coffee pot

literally makes my day every time i read this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16123823)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 4:39 PM
Author: Effete Internal Respiration Fanboi

GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16124323)



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Date: September 26th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a replica of the elephant mans skeleton in a glass display case. ill do a full write up tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16148618)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 12:02 AM
Author: burgundy idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16152366)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:13 PM
Author:  giraffe

"oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a replica of the elephant mans skeleton in a glass display case. ill do a full write up tonight."

Are we all in agreement that this post proves that this was a flame?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283633)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:15 PM
Author: Flesh Karate

he has said that these stories are exaggerations of true events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283648)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 3:01 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

[redacted]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16155760)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 3:23 PM
Author:  nibblets native

vat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16155960)



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Date: September 30th, 2010 1:46 AM
Author:  Sienna Codepig Candlestick Maker

What the fuck is going on here? I've been holding my breath for days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16178386)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:35 PM
Author: Arousing gaped cumskin prole

weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283774)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 12:06 AM
Author: Mahogany

I don't care if this is the most elaborate lead-in to Fresh Prince lyrics in history, I desperately need an update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16280490)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 12:58 PM
Author: 

I am rather concerned as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283559)



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Date: October 20th, 2010 2:27 PM
Author: maniacal haunted graveyard

i cannot wait!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16339796)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author: Disturbing

TYVM for this thread. "Aren't iPods crazy" has become an IRL meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283746)



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Date: October 20th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: contagious federal half-breed meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16339708)



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Date: October 21st, 2010 10:29 PM
Author: Effete Internal Respiration Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16352395)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 5:22 AM
Author: cracking state jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16428602)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 12:30 PM
Author: kink-friendly vigorous hissy fit

bumping the greatest thread of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16429454)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 1:25 PM
Author: Spectacular talking son of senegal fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16429686)



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Date: December 3rd, 2010 10:53 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16715278)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:49 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

I got released from the hospital a few days ago, I will not discuss details about this for anonymity reasons.

The guy no longer works for the DA's office, he quit without giving notice, any notice, to anyone, as in he just stopped coming to work. His cell is no longer in service. The out of office reply to his personal email is as follows:

*****

Hey, guys, I'm going to Tibet or Korea or something for awhile for this, like, start-up project and I guess they're pretty off the grid over there. If it's an emergency call [redacted hotel number that always goes to an answering machine and is never returned, the message is in French followed by what I think is Mandarin] and ask for me. Had to get in on the ground floor of this ASAP so sorry for the short notice.

To [brother]: If you don't want to take care of the birds just let them free in a forest or shopping mall.

To [presumable GF]: I'm dumping you obviously.

To [slackfist]: If you ever wake up I'm sorry I gave you that shit [massive OD of datura] and I'm sorry didn't stop you when you tried to do that thing [dive through the gap of a giant, slowly spinning industrial fan in an isolated corner of an illegal warehouse rave: successfully, then again later, unsuccessfully].

Please don't look for me,

[Aspie Alpha ADA], Esq.

*****

I remember almost nothing from the night of the party. I remember his house being huge, I remember doing the nightshade tea, I vaguely remember an Asian guy beating the hell out of an Asian woman. I know he crashed his car and hurt someone. I know what ego death is now. I am fine physically except for some serious scars and for the first day or two after I came out of the coma I couldn't remember the right words for most nouns and some verbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16720968)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:54 PM
Author: wild brass

wat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721031)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:59 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

Things did not go well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721078)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:00 PM
Author: wild brass

I dont even

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721089)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

I'm considering writing a tell all and having rach take this thread down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721109)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: wild brass

please don't take the thread down, it's easily a top 10 thread all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721119)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:22 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

i'd have to do it under a pen name anyway to protect my career (or what's left of it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721306)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: Drunken Fighting Laser Beams

what have you missed the last few months? were you employed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721315)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:25 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

This happened at the end of my summer gig. I missed the whole first semester of 3L, so I'll graduate in the middle of next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721334)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: kink-friendly vigorous hissy fit

DONT KILL THIS THREAD! BEST THREAD ON HERE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721121)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: kink-friendly vigorous hissy fit

lolololololololololololllololololololololoolololololololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721114)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:07 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

EDIT

wgwag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721186)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:05 PM
Author: Drunken Fighting Laser Beams

Dude I thought you were in law school? Also, 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721158)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:09 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

EDIT

I shouldn't be saying this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721203)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: Drunken Fighting Laser Beams

i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721233)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 6:08 PM
Author: Ruby Feces Gunner

you took the flame way too far here, but still a solid thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16970004)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

[radek]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721236)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:16 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

He brought me a lifesized wooden carving of a hand giving a thumbs up while I was unconscious in the hospital. At least I assume that was who it was from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721260)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:18 PM
Author: Drunken Fighting Laser Beams

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721278)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: sadistic gaming laptop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721365)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:29 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

I regret nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721375)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:34 PM
Author: shimmering



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16818253)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:58 PM
Author: Spectacular talking son of senegal fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16818415)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:15 PM
Author: 

*starts a slow clap*

*all of xoxo slowly joins in*

*clapping rises to a raucous crescendo*

*cheers rise from the crowd*

*all go silent, breathing heavily*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16823031)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:29 PM
Author: Lime Vivacious Market Pozpig

*joins in slow clap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16823257)



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Date: December 29th, 2010 4:38 PM
Author: Well-lubricated irradiated locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16924708)



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Date: December 28th, 2010 12:33 PM
Author: vengeful knife

thread of the year for 2010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16914991)



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Date: December 29th, 2010 4:42 PM
Author: Spectacular talking son of senegal fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16924728)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 4:59 PM
Author: Swollen flatulent

Yo Pedro, I'm really happy for you, I'ma Let you finish, but slackfist has the best thread of all time! Of all time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969423)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:56 PM
Author: harsh jew

word, one of these guys needs to get the fuck out of law and become a writer (op if flame, ADA if not). i NEVER laugh out loud when i'm by myself, and this had me choking on my drink

this is the first 180 i've given

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969904)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 4:53 PM
Author: shimmering



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969372)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:37 PM
Author: violent

damn, first time I've seen this thread

even though I'm here way too much, I'm not here enough, it seems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969768)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 8:04 PM
Author: 

I'd been waiting for this update for months, so TY.

However, the only part I don't understand is how you were okay enough to check out of the hospital AMA the next day and take a cab back to his place to see if your car was still there, but now you're saying you were so messed up that you were in the hospital for months.

Did something else happen the second time you went to his house?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16995968)



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Date: January 10th, 2011 6:13 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

Nah, this whole thread was flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17021223)



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Date: January 10th, 2011 6:18 PM
Author: Swollen flatulent

but of course you'd have to say that now........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17021264)



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Date: January 11th, 2011 9:07 PM
Author: 

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17031650)



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Date: March 2nd, 2011 2:02 PM
Author: contagious federal half-breed meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17412777)



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Date: February 14th, 2011 8:16 PM
Author: Self-absorbed sweet tailpipe

still 180

especially list of google search terms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17285999)



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Date: February 15th, 2011 7:00 AM
Author: kink-friendly vigorous hissy fit

obviously i agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17288939)



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Date: March 5th, 2011 6:18 PM
Author:  know-it-all electric furnace

best flame eva

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17438476)



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Date: March 5th, 2011 6:19 PM
Author: Puce submissive yarmulke associate

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17438487)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:12 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649033)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:41 PM
Author:  bearded rigor

This is the first time I am reading this thread. Tears are rolling down my face. I can't stop laughing. Holy fucking shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649289)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:53 PM
Author: Lime Vivacious Market Pozpig

This is the greatest thread on Xo, although it saddens me that this man does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649390)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:56 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

he does tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649413)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 9:39 PM
Author: mischievous brunch boiling water

in are hearts and minds and in the soul of xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649707)



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Date: May 5th, 2011 5:27 PM
Author:  dull wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17933360)



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Date: May 9th, 2011 11:42 PM
Author: rusted exciting sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17967277)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 2:47 AM
Author: Garnet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18168515)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 3:45 AM
Author: onyx



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18168858)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 5:24 AM
Author: pink really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18169162)



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Date: June 8th, 2011 3:49 AM
Author: Tan dingle berry

Thx for the bump, I must've missed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18195732)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:12 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

IF I were to take a full time job in the same department as this guy, would a second volume of anecdotes as a colleague instead of a summer be a good idea assuming it is well executed?

I don't want to ruin this thread but I feel like there's more of this story to be told.

Honest opinions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242408)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:25 PM
Author: onyx

You would have to kick it off with a 24:Season Six style release from a Chinese prison camp or something, to explain his sudden disappearance at the end of the first season. It could work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242476)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:30 PM
Author: self-centered resort

I know. What a flamer lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242505)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:42 PM
Author: Rebellious mustard house

It's not flame, one of his brothers owns a dealership and construction company in Vegas, where he's been doing legal work for since last year. He never left the country at all. He offered me a job doing his bitchwork until I can take the NV bar and I'm seriously considering it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242572)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:56 PM
Author: Elite voyeur

yes. please do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242655)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:58 PM
Author: snowy police squad school cafeteria

"he never left the country at all"

omfg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242668)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:32 PM
Author: Elite voyeur

i'd start a separate thread, but yes. even if some of it will be derivative, it has the potential to be the most credited thing on xo for some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242511)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:38 PM
Author: onyx

Be interesting to see if OP is a one-hit wonder or a true genius who can carry a whole series of this. If the latter, an interwebz->book deal could be in his future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242549)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:55 PM
Author: self-centered resort

A novel length treatment would be great movie bait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242650)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:33 PM
Author: 

go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242521)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 7:14 PM
Author: Bossy filthy box office

New thread, but link to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243690)



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Date: July 17th, 2011 1:47 AM
Author:  Cocky Generalized Bond

this may be the greatest thread of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18527819)



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Date: August 5th, 2011 12:52 AM
Author: Duck-like scourge upon the earth

went from the pedo thread to ed to google and randomly came upon this jewel. hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18684721)



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Date: August 9th, 2011 4:58 AM
Author: Obsidian High-end Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18716038)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 4:59 PM
Author: Well-lubricated irradiated locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810511)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 5:35 PM
Author: Dun philosopher-king sneaky criminal

I can't believe I just discovered this. This is the greatest thing I've ever read. Please, in all honesty, do yourself a favor and make this into a screenplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810647)



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Date: August 24th, 2011 1:21 AM
Author:  bright nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18822029)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:01 PM
Author: Startling

Pretty easily the greatest thing I've ever seen on this site

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18922169)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 10:29 PM
Author: vengeful knife

so good.

so good.

so good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19009389)



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Date: October 1st, 2011 7:04 PM
Author: spruce histrionic institution

tears. actual tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19081236)



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Date: October 13th, 2011 2:55 AM
Author: Maroon community account

BY FAR the most over rated thread in xoxo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19161049)



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Date: October 13th, 2011 10:56 AM
Author: sickened

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19161746)



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Date: December 26th, 2011 3:17 PM
Author: splenetic poppy mood

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19641996)



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Date: January 2nd, 2012 1:38 AM
Author: Overrated

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19688070)