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Anecdotes from an alpha aspie ADA.

I will post these as I encounter them over the summer. T...
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  06/24/10
Is he an Asian northwestern grad? If so I may know this guy.
Thriller bespoke factory reset button
  06/25/10
joe vaj is actually clerking
Excitant Federal Therapy
  07/07/10
...
Outnumbered Stage
  07/16/10
180
Emerald Center Place Of Business
  07/14/10
180
jade knife set
  07/20/10
lolol
Poppy Odious Quadroon Spot
  07/23/10
This actually sounds like a guy I dated back in HS.
Effete tanning salon jap
  08/06/10
...
Motley round eye public bath
  08/18/10
...
Motley round eye public bath
  08/24/10
...
diverse preventive strike institution
  07/17/11
he keeps a change of clothes in his office. his blue dress s...
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  06/25/10
colorblind?
dead sadistic ticket booth roommate
  06/25/10
no man, no. i'll ask him on monday.
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  06/25/10
I got up the nerve to ask today. Went something like this. ...
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  06/30/10
god I hope this isn't flame
garnet appetizing chad
  07/08/10
cr these are 180
bonkers bawdyhouse
  07/20/10
Flame. Aspies cut off the tags.
milky charismatic whorehouse
  06/25/10
so you work with dwight schrute?
Cracking bat shit crazy lodge becky
  06/25/10
basically.
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  06/25/10
nice I have a Michael Scott in my office, except he's a s...
Vibrant stead
  07/21/10
Everyone has a Michael Scott in their office. If you don't k...
swashbuckling massive ceo
  07/23/10
...
green concupiscible senate
  07/08/10
tyft
supple thirsty school
  06/25/10
...
boyish prole
  06/25/10
...
dead sadistic ticket booth roommate
  06/25/10
Hilarious
dull racy business firm selfie
  06/25/10
Today I went to print some stuff off from his computer and n...
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  07/07/10
ahahahaha. thanks.
brilliant laughsome fanboi
  07/07/10
...
Sienna background story bbw
  07/07/10
...
Excitant Federal Therapy
  07/07/10
...
Lascivious Toilet Seat Lay
  07/08/10
Hilarious.
chocolate university genital piercing
  07/08/10
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/portageville-mo/TM3O8B0SG68K...
titillating market
  01/04/11
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/20zg0Q/www.xoxohth.com/thread....
Ultramarine offensive degenerate locale
  06/13/11
QW$TQ4wrjwaroijwaoirjwaoir
beta plaza
  07/08/10
...
dull racy business firm selfie
  07/16/10
...
Outnumbered Stage
  07/19/10
...
bonkers bawdyhouse
  07/20/10
180
jade knife set
  07/20/10
1 fucking 80 I can't imagine what I would do if somebody ...
cocky amber death wish
  07/21/10
...
Sapphire Bearded Weed Whacker
  07/21/10
...
hyperventilating learning disabled striped hyena blood rage
  07/23/10
180
Poppy Odious Quadroon Spot
  07/23/10
...
trip native
  09/02/11
please do not stop posting itt. this is fucking awesome
Electric Citrine Macaca Kitty
  07/07/10
Last week I asked if he would write me a LOR at the end of t...
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  07/08/10
Aren't iPods crazy?
Excitant Federal Therapy
  07/08/10
I have a strange feeling that this could be a really effecti...
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  07/08/10
the demonstration of sexual harassment seems more problemati...
beady-eyed tantric masturbator
  07/08/10
I guess he's worried he will say something harassing in the ...
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  07/08/10
180
Poppy Odious Quadroon Spot
  07/23/10
...
Cyan erotic ladyboy cuckoldry
  09/23/10
Where did he graduate from?
narrow-minded misunderstood legend gaming laptop
  07/08/10
t14
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  07/08/10
none of this sounds alpha. just sad.
sickened step-uncle's house
  07/08/10
you won't be singing the same tune when your wounds are infe...
beady-eyed tantric masturbator
  07/08/10
the kimodo punch
vivacious indecent ratface nibblets
  07/20/10
man I'm fucking cracking up over here
bonkers bawdyhouse
  07/20/10
I'm laughing my ass off here.
primrose locus rigor
  07/28/10
Can you link us to his bio? I want a pic.
narrow-minded misunderstood legend gaming laptop
  07/08/10
This seems like a poor idea for the OP.
beta plaza
  07/08/10
yea, this would basically be a direct line back to me.
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  07/08/10
I just asked him if he had and BIG PLANS this weekend, he re...
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  07/09/10
He just texted me "pound game, INITIATE! pictures to fo...
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  07/09/10
i'm gonna have to call flame on the "get on my lvl"...
Cracking bat shit crazy lodge becky
  07/09/10
He says this frequently and often inappropriately, whenever ...
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  07/09/10
1fucking80
Cracking bat shit crazy lodge becky
  07/09/10
I swear to god, he requested new staplers for the office and...
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  07/09/10
180
beta plaza
  07/09/10
there's no way someone this great exists
Lascivious Toilet Seat Lay
  07/09/10
everyone in the office seems to hate him, but the guy is a f...
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  07/09/10
He sounds like a novel character, but better.
beta plaza
  07/09/10
this is a true 180
umber swollen brethren main people
  07/24/10
Jesus Christ, I fucking lost it at this. Absolutely brillia...
self-centered clear hall
  07/27/10
i don't think i've laughed this hard since kitties live-chat...
brilliant laughsome fanboi
  08/01/10
180
exhilarant foreskin skinny woman
  09/14/10
this gave me the biggest laugh i've had in all of 2011. tha...
Charcoal tattoo halford
  06/08/11
hahaha
Poppy Odious Quadroon Spot
  07/23/10
180
Chestnut curious volcanic crater site
  07/28/10
omfg
infuriating home laser beams
  08/22/11
(estrada's colleague from the future)
Frisky base feces
  07/09/10
This whole thread is 180
Slap-happy aphrodisiac trailer park
  07/09/10
...
Galvanic Rigpig
  07/09/10
He had a compression boot on today like what you get when yo...
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  07/12/10
Ok, this one gave away your flame; clearly a quote taken fro...
Claret Office Gunner
  07/20/10
link?
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  07/20/10
Shit lemme see if I can find it. Someone posted it here a f...
Claret Office Gunner
  07/20/10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu1-ZeEPo9c
Claret Office Gunner
  07/20/10
I asked him what his superpower would be if he could have an...
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  07/14/10
lol Have you read any of his legal briefs? Are they cohe...
180 grizzly garrison candlestick maker
  07/14/10
extremely. I have no doubt the guy is smarter than me and I ...
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  07/14/10
flame aspies can't chat up women
Fluffy Talented Theatre
  07/14/10
Aren't ipods crazy? hahahahahah I want to be with him ...
180 grizzly garrison candlestick maker
  07/14/10
I want a shirt that says this
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  07/14/10
Can you steal the file of conversational starters, strip it ...
180 grizzly garrison candlestick maker
  07/14/10
I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there...
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  07/15/10
Do cats have emotions? ROFL. Is this guy Watchmen?
beta plaza
  07/15/10
...
umber swollen brethren main people
  07/24/10
do cats have emotions
vivacious indecent ratface nibblets
  07/15/10
180
Sienna background story bbw
  07/15/10
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
Ultramarine offensive degenerate locale
  07/15/10
180^180. Love the mothman progression. I am crying here.
sexy wine half-breed
  07/19/10
...
Sapphire Bearded Weed Whacker
  07/21/10
lol cr, trying to get around filter so that he can read abou...
Crystalline geriatric gas station legal warrant
  03/30/11
thanks for my new username and siggy
Sick Drab Resort
  07/20/10
"homemade harpoon gun" "make a net" ...
Sick Drab Resort
  07/20/10
180
jade knife set
  07/20/10
i dont think 180 really does this justice. you need to be w...
pontificating black woman
  07/21/10
Bananas contain potassium-40, which is radioactive.
cocky amber death wish
  07/21/10
TYSVMFT 180^180^180
Chestnut curious volcanic crater site
  07/28/10
"mothman friendly"
Haunting church faggotry
  08/20/10
I had forgotten that this is where mothman sexuality comes f...
twinkling sanctuary toaster
  06/13/11
its more of him just talking at them until he says something...
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  07/14/10
I really think I might adopt the "get on my level"...
beta plaza
  07/15/10
this thread should be in the museum of awesome art
histrionic library keepsake machete
  07/14/10
He talked about Gulliver's Travels today. In a recorded dep...
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  07/16/10
wow.
Talking sex offender
  07/16/10
Why scared? Unless he was saying it in a menacing voice or ...
Turquoise old irish cottage
  07/16/10
Kinda like when a homeless guy starts yelling on the subway.
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  07/16/10
tyvmft
indigo area milk
  07/16/10
LOL, greatest post ever.
Misanthropic Frozen Idea He Suggested Stock Car
  07/17/10
i'm going to be sad when this thread dies
Lascivious Toilet Seat Lay
  07/19/10
lol
jade knife set
  07/20/10
this is a jaw-dropping 180
sickened step-uncle's house
  07/23/10
never stop posting
primrose locus rigor
  07/28/10
This thread is heaps and heaps of 180. If it is flame, ...
snowy flatulent casino
  07/16/10
you immediately became one of my favorite poasters with this...
Maize goal in life psychic
  07/16/10
I concur.
Heady cuck
  07/17/10
cr
Lascivious Toilet Seat Lay
  07/17/10
"You doing anything cool tonight?" "Are you ...
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  07/17/10
my favorite lol
Vibrant stead
  07/21/10
...
Vibrant stead
  07/21/10
holy shit i must use this IRL
Excitant Federal Therapy
  07/27/10
...
Excitant Federal Therapy
  07/28/10
Today I was looking for something in the pile of files in hi...
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  07/19/10
OH THEY EXIST ALRIGHT
Talking sex offender
  07/19/10
...
Electric Citrine Macaca Kitty
  07/29/10
Today he gave me a brief overview of how he would revamp gen...
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  07/20/10
You're making this up, aren't you?
Talking sex offender
  07/20/10
I dress it up a bit, but every one of these things happened.
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  07/20/10
Whatever it is, it's thrilling!
Talking sex offender
  07/20/10
I agree about the personal speed limit. My gf and her famil...
Turquoise old irish cottage
  07/20/10
holy shit best thread ever
Aromatic Mustard Juggernaut Circlehead
  07/20/10
...
Electric Citrine Macaca Kitty
  07/20/10
agreed
Sick Drab Resort
  07/20/10
this thread delivers
Fiercely-loyal People Who Are Hurt
  07/20/10
180, flame or not.
Smoky elastic band
  07/20/10
true 180 thread
kink-friendly naked rehab
  07/20/10
perhaps the only truly 180 thread of the last 3 years.
jade knife set
  07/20/10
don't care if it's flame
insanely creepy walnut pervert
  07/20/10
While discussing the last words of Alexander the Great, the ...
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  07/21/10
*.*
flirting crimson shrine
  07/21/10
*dies*
Ultramarine offensive degenerate locale
  07/21/10
He definitely posts on xo
vivacious indecent ratface nibblets
  07/23/10
I think he just has a strange but undeniably amusing sense o...
Talking sex offender
  07/21/10
if not for this thread i would. sometimes I wonder if he's a...
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  07/21/10
he almost *has* to post here no?
Electric Citrine Macaca Kitty
  07/21/10
i half expect him to pwn me with a printout of this thread o...
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  07/21/10
This guy is brilliant. This is like some next level Andy Ka...
Purple Point
  07/21/10
I've been keeping a list of his one liners since I started t...
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  07/22/10
holy shit
Cracking bat shit crazy lodge becky
  07/22/10
RLY?
Crusty Piazza
  07/22/10
complete 180
slimy chapel
  07/22/10
...
Crystalline geriatric gas station legal warrant
  07/22/10
i. am. impressed.
Vibrant stead
  07/22/10
holy shit.
fear-inspiring field jew
  07/22/10
"(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish f...
vivacious indecent ratface nibblets
  07/23/10
agreed, this man is a brilliant, deliberate humorist
crawly stirring regret deer antler
  07/23/10
This guy is pimp.
primrose locus rigor
  07/28/10
i lolled as i have done something similar (pale imitation)
Frisky base feces
  08/05/10
jesus LOL
Aromatic Mustard Juggernaut Circlehead
  07/23/10
You should seriously consider writing a short (30K word) hum...
Talking sex offender
  07/23/10
"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be som...
puce disturbing crackhouse turdskin
  07/24/10
Jesus Lord this was funny.
primrose locus rigor
  07/28/10
i want to be this guy
Electric Citrine Macaca Kitty
  08/01/10
"DO YOU- ..."
Haunting church faggotry
  08/28/10
...
Crystalline geriatric gas station legal warrant
  07/22/10
180
contagious menage love of her life
  07/22/10
u are a gentleman and scholar, 180
spruce idiotic headpube cruise ship
  07/22/10
this is too good to be flame
flirting crimson shrine
  07/22/10
this is what scares me the moast
Vibrant stead
  07/22/10
"I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't...
hyperventilating learning disabled striped hyena blood rage
  07/22/10
Absolutely amazing thread
Haunting church faggotry
  07/23/10
180^180
bateful patrolman
  07/23/10
I do feel kind of sad for the dood. Hope you're running sht...
Jet passionate nursing home
  07/23/10
WTF
vivacious indecent ratface nibblets
  07/23/10
this is so awesome
Poppy Odious Quadroon Spot
  07/23/10
I'm actually considering sharing this on twitter someone ...
crawly stirring regret deer antler
  07/23/10
Who is this guy? I'm considering applying to law school, jus...
Magenta exciting dilemma
  07/23/10
http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss194/fuzzydoodle/Interne...
spectacular low-t theater
  07/23/10
slackfist cumduster, consider yourself a made man
Haunting church faggotry
  07/24/10
...
French new version
  07/26/10
A recent aggressive escalation of one of his long standing s...
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  07/27/10
Have you ever asked to meet Robert?
vivacious indecent ratface nibblets
  07/27/10
No. For the same reasons I don't wake sleepwalkers.
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  07/27/10
your being trolled IRL. he's posting a thread about you on s...
Chrome vigorous orchestra pit
  07/27/10
Someone already said it, but this really is the best thread ...
nubile adventurous voyeur
  07/27/10
I tried to explain it to my bf and couldn't get the brillian...
violent startled indian lodge cuckold
  07/28/10
ditch the dood
Stimulating glassy location
  07/28/10
ATD!
contagious menage love of her life
  07/28/10
absolutely.
Ultramarine offensive degenerate locale
  07/28/10
I asked to second chair at his closing argument for a partic...
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  07/28/10
jvc kaboom box
Chrome vigorous orchestra pit
  07/28/10
credited post
supple thirsty school
  07/29/10
What is CP?
Magenta exciting dilemma
  07/29/10
cerebral palsy?
Emerald Center Place Of Business
  07/29/10
http://nursingpub.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cerebral-pa...
Chrome vigorous orchestra pit
  07/29/10
i am just in awe
Electric Citrine Macaca Kitty
  07/29/10
lol
primrose locus rigor
  07/31/10
"Can you tell I use an electric razor?" I feel...
spruce idiotic headpube cruise ship
  07/31/10
*Lightly caresses your face*
Ultramarine offensive degenerate locale
  08/01/10
never stop.
Stimulating glassy location
  08/01/10
MOAR ANECDOTES
dashing pale temple
  08/01/10
His vacation begins tomorrow and I am done at the end of the...
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  08/03/10
Pretty much crying, tysm.
Bisexual Stag Film
  08/03/10
truly the thread of the summer. thank you.
floppy abusive liquid oxygen
  08/03/10
ty
Lascivious Toilet Seat Lay
  08/04/10
"He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me ...
hyperventilating learning disabled striped hyena blood rage
  08/04/10
A perfect ending to a perfect summer
vivacious indecent ratface nibblets
  08/04/10
This is the greatest man of our generation. This is what a l...
fear-inspiring field jew
  08/21/10
hysterical
well-lubricated harsh house
  01/07/11
I just discovered this thread. Absolutely epic. I want to ...
multi-colored transparent state messiness
  08/04/10
I'd almost forgotten what good shtick/flame looked like. Th...
Heady cuck
  08/04/10
200+ posts and the most negative comment is that it's probab...
Chrome vigorous orchestra pit
  08/04/10
Even if it were fictional, the writing and the skill and shi...
primrose locus rigor
  08/04/10
I looked forward to updates to this thread more than episode...
primrose locus rigor
  08/04/10
Awesome thread. I'm picturing this guy as a supporting chara...
amethyst free-loading corner mediation
  08/04/10
Hard to get a coherent narrative out of this. I think at be...
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  08/04/10
...
bat-shit-crazy brunch dingle berry
  08/04/10
This thread represents the exact opposite of everything bel ...
Ultramarine offensive degenerate locale
  08/04/10
Can this get stickied for awhile???
Ultramarine offensive degenerate locale
  08/04/10
i can't believe this is the first time im reading this threa...
Out-of-control sinister national mexican
  08/04/10
Bravo sir. Bravo. I look forward to your next 180 thread.
dashing pale temple
  08/04/10
180 flame. i liked the subtle nods to old xoxo shticks.
Mint Kitchen Boistinker
  08/04/10
which schticks?
Soul-stirring property clown
  08/08/10
ask him how he feels about crustaceans!
Lavender comical stain
  08/05/10
The more I think about it, the more this guy sounds EXACTLY ...
Effete tanning salon jap
  08/06/10
omfg what is wrong with chicks? just shut the fuck up no on...
Lime gaping
  08/23/11
what
black cheese-eating codepig hairy legs
  08/08/10
180
Heady cuck
  08/17/10
this is truly great, I can't believe I only just found it
Flesh glittery party of the first part roast beef
  08/08/10
amazing
Yellow arousing den
  08/12/10
180 Best of Show
Disgusting avocado hell personal credit line
  08/12/10
best thread in a long time. how did i not see it all summer?
Aquamarine razzle-dazzle heaven partner
  08/12/10
It is the rare post like this that keeps me at xo.
Turquoise old irish cottage
  08/18/10
...
Hyperactive Razzmatazz Abode Giraffe
  08/20/10
tytyty
Wonderful Forum Goyim
  08/20/10
welcome
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  08/28/10
my life is so empty without him
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  08/21/10
He's represents why we all wanted to be lawyers. We became c...
fear-inspiring field jew
  08/21/10
In what is, by at least an order of magnitude, the best news...
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  09/07/10
...
bat-shit-crazy brunch dingle berry
  09/07/10
finally, a reason NOT to kill myself.
Heady cuck
  09/07/10
Expected more excitement about this.
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  09/07/10
...
bat-shit-crazy brunch dingle berry
  09/07/10
Everyone probably assumed it was just a bump. This deserves ...
vivacious indecent ratface nibblets
  09/14/10
cr. the start of a new season of great episodes. the start o...
Stimulating glassy location
  09/14/10
While I firmly believe this thread is a flame. OP you are a ...
Turquoise old irish cottage
  09/07/10
holy shit lol
mewling generalized bond multi-billionaire
  09/12/10
awesome
Mischievous Maroon Parlor Ape
  09/14/10
2 more weeks
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  09/14/10
This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. I'm fucking giddy.
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  09/21/10
I'm looking forward to reading about this cookout more than ...
big apoplectic hospital
  09/21/10
You little SHIT! You invited all these XOXO faggots to my BB...
provocative know-it-all stage
  09/21/10
...
vivacious indecent ratface nibblets
  09/23/10
Tomorrow... Tomorrow... Tomorrow...
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  09/25/10
tyvmft
mind-boggling potus station
  09/14/10
You should write a short story about this dude
Anal iridescent gay wizard boiling water
  09/14/10
180
ebony school cafeteria
  09/14/10
literally makes my day every time i read this thread
hairraiser abnormal hissy fit
  09/23/10
GOAT
fragrant rusted jewess principal's office
  09/23/10
oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a rep...
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  09/26/10
...
buff razzle theater stage depressive
  09/27/10
"oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has...
Peach range
  10/13/10
he has said that these stories are exaggerations of true eve...
marvelous parlour
  10/13/10
[redacted]
Irradiated onyx nowag space
  09/27/10
vat
Hyperactive Razzmatazz Abode Giraffe
  09/27/10
What the fuck is going on here? I've been holding my breath ...
Lilac cerebral athletic conference electric furnace
  09/30/10
weeks
vivacious indecent ratface nibblets
  10/13/10
I don't care if this is the most elaborate lead-in to Fresh ...
doctorate
  10/13/10
I am rather concerned as well.
Sooty pistol address
  10/13/10
i cannot wait!
tripping faggot firefighter meetinghouse
  10/20/10
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I dont even
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what have you missed the last few months? were you employed?
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i missed it
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180
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I regret nothing.
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I'd been waiting for this update for months, so TY. How...
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obviously i agree
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yes. please do this.
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Date: June 24th, 2010 7:42 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

I will post these as I encounter them over the summer.

Today, I noticed he always opens push doors with a closed fist. I asked him why in passing, he was immediately ready with the following enumerated list which he counted on his fingers:

"1 - it hardens my knuckle bones to make my punches more devastating; 2 - it prevents me from leaving my fingerprints on the door; and 3 - it collects germs on my knuckles which will cause infections in the people I punch who aren't immediately incapacitated, like a kimodo dragon."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15334029)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:56 PM
Author: Thriller bespoke factory reset button

Is he an Asian northwestern grad? If so I may know this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341508)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: Excitant Federal Therapy

joe vaj is actually clerking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440180)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:20 PM
Author: Outnumbered Stage



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:18 PM
Author: Emerald Center Place Of Business

180

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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: jade knife set

180

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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: Poppy Odious Quadroon Spot

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588049)



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Date: August 6th, 2010 12:15 PM
Author: Effete tanning salon jap

This actually sounds like a guy I dated back in HS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15719651)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 5:31 PM
Author: Motley round eye public bath



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Date: August 24th, 2010 1:02 PM
Author: Motley round eye public bath



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Date: July 17th, 2011 1:35 AM
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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:54 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

he keeps a change of clothes in his office. his blue dress shirt has the word "blue" written on the inside tag. I was too scared to ask why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341488)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: dead sadistic ticket booth roommate

colorblind?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341650)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:15 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

no man, no. i'll ask him on monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341657)



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Date: June 30th, 2010 11:05 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

I got up the nerve to ask today. Went something like this.

"Hey, why did you write 'blue' on this shirt?"

[matter of factly] "Because it's blue."

"But isn't that obvious?"

"Not if I go colorblind."

"Isn't that something you have to be born with?" [he shrugs] "Wouldn't braille have been a better choice since you are far more likely to go regular blind?"

[looks at me like I'm insane] "Dude... I can't read braille..." [walks out of the room without breaking eye contact, vaguely disgusted]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15387540)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: garnet appetizing chad

god I hope this isn't flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444810)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:49 PM
Author: bonkers bawdyhouse

cr these are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564480)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: milky charismatic whorehouse

Flame. Aspies cut off the tags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341667)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:55 PM
Author: Cracking bat shit crazy lodge becky

so you work with dwight schrute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341499)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

basically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341557)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: Vibrant stead

nice

I have a Michael Scott in my office, except he's a she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572211)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 7:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling massive ceo

Everyone has a Michael Scott in their office. If you don't know who it is, it's probably you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15591308)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:01 PM
Author: green concupiscible senate



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:10 PM
Author: supple thirsty school

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341626)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: boyish prole



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: dead sadistic ticket booth roommate



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:15 PM
Author: dull racy business firm selfie

Hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341663)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 9:56 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

Today I went to print some stuff off from his computer and noticed a word document titled "conversation_starters.docx" in the My Documents folder. It was seriously just a bulleted list about 4 pages long of conversation openers he clearly thought up himself. I didn't have time, but I'll email the thing to myself and post the whole doc here if I get another chance. Some memorable gems include:

"Where do you get your dog groomed at?"

"Can you tell I use an electric razor?"

"How long do you typically like to shower for?"

"Aren't iPods crazy?" (I fucking lost my shit after this one and had to stop.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440108)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 9:58 PM
Author: brilliant laughsome fanboi

ahahahaha. thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440131)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:01 PM
Author: Sienna background story bbw



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:05 PM
Author: Excitant Federal Therapy



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:54 PM
Author: Lascivious Toilet Seat Lay



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:02 PM
Author: chocolate university genital piercing

Hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444794)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 6:12 PM
Author: titillating market

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16970047)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 5:57 PM
Author: Ultramarine offensive degenerate locale

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/20zg0Q/www.xoxohth.com/thread.php%3Fthread_id%3D1348346%26forum_id%3D2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243084)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: beta plaza

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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:35 PM
Author: dull racy business firm selfie



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Date: July 19th, 2010 10:10 AM
Author: Outnumbered Stage



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:51 PM
Author: bonkers bawdyhouse



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: jade knife set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564504)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:19 PM
Author: cocky amber death wish

1 fucking 80

I can't imagine what I would do if somebody I didn't know walked up to me and asked how long I liked to shower for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572551)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 8:15 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Weed Whacker



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 12:50 PM
Author: hyperventilating learning disabled striped hyena blood rage



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:27 PM
Author: Poppy Odious Quadroon Spot

180

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Date: September 2nd, 2011 11:03 AM
Author: trip native



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:17 PM
Author: Electric Citrine Macaca Kitty

please do not stop posting itt. this is fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440345)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:51 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

Last week I asked if he would write me a LOR at the end of the summer, which he flatly declined. I only realized today that he wasn't joking. When I pressed him for a reason, he said it was nothing personal and he thinks I'm doing a great job, he just doesn't write LOR as a matter of policy because he doesn't want to get sued for sexual harassment. Visibly baffled, I asked him how the two are in any way related. In response, he silently got up, walked over to my desk and started giving me an aggressive shoulder rub while saying in a low, breathy voice "you're doing a real good job here slackfist, reallllllll nice." Then returns to normal and says "See?" as if his point has been conclusively demonstrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444703)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:01 PM
Author: Excitant Federal Therapy

Aren't iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444790)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

I have a strange feeling that this could be a really effective darkhorse pickup line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444814)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed tantric masturbator

the demonstration of sexual harassment seems more problematic than a LOR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444804)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:11 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

I guess he's worried he will say something harassing in the letter and have it recorded? He does not seem worried about any kind of verbal harassment and only barely attempts to act like a normal person, even in court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444904)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:28 PM
Author: Poppy Odious Quadroon Spot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588069)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 10:46 PM
Author: Cyan erotic ladyboy cuckoldry



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:57 PM
Author: narrow-minded misunderstood legend gaming laptop

Where did he graduate from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444753)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:00 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444779)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: sickened step-uncle's house

none of this sounds alpha. just sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444811)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: beady-eyed tantric masturbator

you won't be singing the same tune when your wounds are infected by his dirty knuckles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444825)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:20 PM
Author: vivacious indecent ratface nibblets

the kimodo punch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563833)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: bonkers bawdyhouse

man I'm fucking cracking up over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564503)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:18 PM
Author: primrose locus rigor

I'm laughing my ass off here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635460)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: narrow-minded misunderstood legend gaming laptop

Can you link us to his bio? I want a pic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444829)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:08 PM
Author: beta plaza

This seems like a poor idea for the OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444863)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:10 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

yea, this would basically be a direct line back to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444886)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 4:33 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

I just asked him if he had and BIG PLANS this weekend, he responded (without finishing the huge mouthful of mostacholi he brought from home in a large tupperware container) "Working on my pound game... bitch." I can't help but laugh, he resumes stuffing forkfuls of pasta into his mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15455398)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:28 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

He just texted me "pound game, INITIATE! pictures to follow, get on my lvl"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457281)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:32 PM
Author: Cracking bat shit crazy lodge becky

i'm gonna have to call flame on the "get on my lvl" part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457293)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:33 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

He says this frequently and often inappropriately, whenever he has outperformed anyone at anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457303)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:34 PM
Author: Cracking bat shit crazy lodge becky

1fucking80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457309)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:40 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

I swear to god, he requested new staplers for the office and the reason he put on the requisition form was that the current model of staplers we had were "not on my level."

The request was rejected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457346)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:41 PM
Author: beta plaza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457350)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:42 PM
Author: Lascivious Toilet Seat Lay

there's no way someone this great exists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457357)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:44 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

everyone in the office seems to hate him, but the guy is a fountain of 180s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457370)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:47 PM
Author: beta plaza

He sounds like a novel character, but better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457385)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:12 PM
Author: umber swollen brethren main people

this is a true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601751)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: self-centered clear hall

Jesus Christ, I fucking lost it at this. Absolutely brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627372)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:41 PM
Author: brilliant laughsome fanboi

i don't think i've laughed this hard since kitties live-chatted taking a shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673731)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:02 PM
Author: exhilarant foreskin skinny woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043690)



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Date: June 8th, 2011 2:57 AM
Author: Charcoal tattoo halford

this gave me the biggest laugh i've had in all of 2011. thanks, 2010.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18195623)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:29 PM
Author: Poppy Odious Quadroon Spot

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588080)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 10:00 PM
Author: Chestnut curious volcanic crater site

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639121)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 5:06 PM
Author: infuriating home laser beams

omfg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810525)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:34 PM
Author: Frisky base feces

(estrada's colleague from the future)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457307)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:43 PM
Author: Slap-happy aphrodisiac trailer park

This whole thread is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457810)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: Galvanic Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457854)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 7:27 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

He had a compression boot on today like what you get when you sprain your ankle. Despite pretty much everyone who saw him asking what happened he refuses to tell anyone how he got hurt or to what extent because "that's his freedom."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15487032)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: Claret Office Gunner

Ok, this one gave away your flame; clearly a quote taken from the asian dood caught beating off in the computer lab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563797)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:16 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563808)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:21 PM
Author: Claret Office Gunner

Shit lemme see if I can find it. Someone posted it here a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563834)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: Claret Office Gunner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu1-ZeEPo9c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563845)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 6:41 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

I asked him what his superpower would be if he could have any one and he said "either being able to control the DNA content of my ejaculate or instant death."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507359)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:05 PM
Author: 180 grizzly garrison candlestick maker

lol

Have you read any of his legal briefs? Are they coherent?

Does this guy have a girlfriend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507633)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:09 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

extremely. I have no doubt the guy is smarter than me and I don't dish that compliment out lightly. He's just a really eccentric guy who honestly does not give a fuck if people think he is weird. No GF, but he claims to get a lot of tail and I've seen him chat up chicks before. He's an above average looking guy, which I'm sure helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507687)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:10 PM
Author: Fluffy Talented Theatre

flame aspies can't chat up women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507693)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: 180 grizzly garrison candlestick maker

Aren't ipods crazy?

hahahahahah I want to be with him chatting up girls. I'm betting he's brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507702)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

I want a shirt that says this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507711)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:13 PM
Author: 180 grizzly garrison candlestick maker

Can you steal the file of conversational starters, strip it of meta data (or just copy it to notepad and save) and post it plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507732)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there anymore, I think he realized that I looked at it. I really hope he doesn't lurk here now that I think of it. I was however able to retrieve his google search history, which, among a ton of boring legal shit, included such gems as:

"make crab rangoons"

"muy thai kick technique"

"do cats have emotions"

"what's wrong with slyvester stalone's face"

"d b cooper"

"homemade harpoon gun"

"make a net"

"blinking world record"

"gay conspiracy theory" (WTF?)

"fred durst death"

"radioactive banana" (WTF?)

"moth people"

"mothman conspiracy"

"mothman sightings"

"mothman friendly"

"mothman sexuality"

"get around website blocker"

"web proxy"

This is only going back to May btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514707)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:41 PM
Author: beta plaza

Do cats have emotions? ROFL. Is this guy Watchmen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514727)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:14 PM
Author: umber swollen brethren main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601760)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:44 PM
Author: vivacious indecent ratface nibblets

do cats have emotions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514757)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:52 PM
Author: Sienna background story bbw

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514845)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 10:23 PM
Author: Ultramarine offensive degenerate locale

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15518791)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: sexy wine half-breed

180^180. Love the mothman progression. I am crying here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553280)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 8:19 PM
Author: Sapphire Bearded Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15573133)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 9:18 PM
Author: Crystalline geriatric gas station legal warrant

lol cr, trying to get around filter so that he can read about mothman sexuality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649594)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:49 PM
Author: Sick Drab Resort

thanks for my new username and siggy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564018)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: Sick Drab Resort

"homemade harpoon gun"

"make a net"

i suppose he searched for these 2 things one after the other in order to gather information that will be useful to him in his attempts to capture one of the elusive creatures known as " WG"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564044)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:56 PM
Author: jade knife set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564520)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:46 PM
Author: pontificating black woman

i dont think 180 really does this justice. you need to be writing comedy shit in hollywood or something with that talent..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572312)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:30 PM
Author: cocky amber death wish

Bananas contain potassium-40, which is radioactive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572643)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: Chestnut curious volcanic crater site

TYSVMFT

180^180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639159)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 11:37 AM
Author: Haunting church faggotry

"mothman friendly"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837388)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 6:35 PM
Author: twinkling sanctuary toaster

I had forgotten that this is where mothman sexuality comes from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243384)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

its more of him just talking at them until he says something that doesn't go over their heads and they laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507705)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:43 PM
Author: beta plaza

I really think I might adopt the "get on my level" thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514748)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:06 PM
Author: histrionic library keepsake machete

this thread should be in the museum of awesome art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507641)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:07 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

He talked about Gulliver's Travels today. In a recorded deposition. For at least three solid minutes. By the time he concluded the entire room had grown silent, confused and afraid; it was as if they were watching a dragon hatch from a egg for the first time, unsure if it would imprint and love them forever or kill them without hesitation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525709)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:31 PM
Author: Talking sex offender

wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525831)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:34 PM
Author: Turquoise old irish cottage

Why scared? Unless he was saying it in a menacing voice or seemed just completely insane, I imagine the reaction would be confusion and annoyance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525857)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 7:36 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

Kinda like when a homeless guy starts yelling on the subway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15526723)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:36 PM
Author: indigo area milk

tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525873)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: Misanthropic Frozen Idea He Suggested Stock Car

LOL, greatest post ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531774)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 8:21 PM
Author: Lascivious Toilet Seat Lay

i'm going to be sad when this thread dies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15554590)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:55 PM
Author: jade knife set

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564512)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:06 PM
Author: sickened step-uncle's house

this is a jaw-dropping 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587879)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:23 PM
Author: primrose locus rigor

never stop posting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635490)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:40 PM
Author: snowy flatulent casino

This thread is heaps and heaps of 180.

If it is flame, you sir deserve a medal for your creativity.

"do cats have emotions" LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525893)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:52 PM
Author: Maize goal in life psychic

you immediately became one of my favorite poasters with this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525981)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:25 PM
Author: Heady cuck

I concur.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531709)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: Lascivious Toilet Seat Lay

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531772)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:55 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

"You doing anything cool tonight?"

"Are you familiar with Mad Max the film?"

"Yea, it's a great flick. You watching that tonight?"

"No, I'm DOING that tonight."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531908)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:38 PM
Author: Vibrant stead

my favorite lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572263)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:39 PM
Author: Vibrant stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572271)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 8:14 PM
Author: Excitant Federal Therapy

holy shit i must use this IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627905)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 2:42 PM
Author: Excitant Federal Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635215)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

Today I was looking for something in the pile of files in his office. He was slumped in his chair listening absently to the phone, saying nothing, just staring at his desk. When I look at him he covers the receiver with his hand and whispers "What's a sodomy raffle?" I told him I didn't think such a thing exists, to which he responded, "yeah, he probably said something else."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553214)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: Talking sex offender

OH THEY EXIST ALRIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553220)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:40 PM
Author: Electric Citrine Macaca Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649435)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:09 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

Today he gave me a brief overview of how he would revamp general traffic rules in the US; it includes personal speed limits based on "driver expertise points" and and 4-way stop/yield laws based on relative make and model prestige. We then debate for 20 minutes about who yields in Lincoln town car v. H2 Hummer, which eventually devolves into him sending the entire legal department a survey worded with an overt pro-hummer bias.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563739)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: Talking sex offender

You're making this up, aren't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563753)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

I dress it up a bit, but every one of these things happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563774)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: Talking sex offender

Whatever it is, it's thrilling!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563793)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:50 PM
Author: Turquoise old irish cottage

I agree about the personal speed limit. My gf and her family should have to go 1/2 the speed of any1 on the road just to be safe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564487)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: Aromatic Mustard Juggernaut Circlehead

holy shit best thread ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563772)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:51 PM
Author: Electric Citrine Macaca Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564043)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: Sick Drab Resort

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564055)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:54 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal People Who Are Hurt

this thread delivers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564067)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: Smoky elastic band

180, flame or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564138)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: kink-friendly naked rehab

true 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564469)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:57 PM
Author: jade knife set

perhaps the only truly 180 thread of the last 3 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564528)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 8:06 PM
Author: insanely creepy walnut pervert

don't care if it's flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564584)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:29 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

While discussing the last words of Alexander the Great, the conversation turns to what we would want our own last words to be. He says he wants his last words to be delivered via text message to everyone in his phone book as his final act. Anxiously, I asked what he would send, to which he replied "Asterisk dies asterisk"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572190)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: flirting crimson shrine

*.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572213)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:33 PM
Author: Ultramarine offensive degenerate locale

*dies*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572231)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:07 PM
Author: vivacious indecent ratface nibblets

He definitely posts on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587881)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:36 PM
Author: Talking sex offender

I think he just has a strange but undeniably amusing sense of humor. Invite him to xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572245)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:14 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

if not for this thread i would. sometimes I wonder if he's actually watchmen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572504)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:16 PM
Author: Electric Citrine Macaca Kitty

he almost *has* to post here no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572520)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:18 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

i half expect him to pwn me with a printout of this thread on my last day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572538)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:24 PM
Author: Purple Point

This guy is brilliant. This is like some next level Andy Kaufman shit, where you will never know if he is putting you on or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572589)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:01 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

I've been keeping a list of his one liners since I started this thread since none of them really deserve their own posts.

(Preparing for court) "Is this tie sufficiently menacing?"

(A handwritten note slid to me at counsel table) "When I give the signal, START SWINGING."

(At lunch) "Is there a breath holding requirement for navy seals?" *takes audible, deep breath, holds for ~20 seconds* "How long was that?"

(To an unfamiliar defense attorney before an arraignment) "You box?"

(Sitting around) "Did you see Finneas and Ferb yesterday?"

(I walk in first thing in the morning, his printer is completely disassembled on his desk. In an angry, terse tone:) "DO YOU- ..."

(Outside. A nominally heavy middle aged woman crosses the street 3 blocks away. He hits my arm with the back of his hand, leans back, closes one eye and points directly at her and makes the wah-wa-waaaa disappointed sound.)

(I walk into his office late on a Friday, he is standing with two other guys in suits who I do not recognize. He points to me with both hands:) "Grizwald's Pub. Right now. You in?" (There is no Grizwald's Pub.)

(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish from his interior suit pocket and hands it to a homeless guy without acknowledging him.)

"Think there are any blogs about Houdini?"

(Interjecting into a conversation) "You need building schematics? I can GET YOU building schematics bro." (No one was talking about building schematics.)

(On at least 4 separate occasions.) "I'm going to get an RC car with a camera on it." (When asked why he only responds with "THINK ABOUT IT!")

(re C&F) "I disclosed my juvenile collar for tagging... (disappointed) ... they didn't ask me about it."

(re drug experimentation) "Yeah I tried meth once, that's the licoricey one right?"

"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be some number of dog lives that equal a human life."

"My great uncle was a cereal tycoon."

"I'm not scared of him, I just don't want to confront or upset him because of how he would retaliate against me."

"I had this dream I worked in a factory that removed chicken's beaks." "... and??" *he laughs* "I know right?!"

(Excitedly storming into the office) "Dude, dude, have you SEEN the Usual Suspects?! Huge twist, huge."

(Despite uncontroverted, authoritative evidence to the contrary, he insists Estonia has no income taxes.)

"No man, falconry is like EXTREMELY exclusive. There's only one falcon master left on Earth and he's very picky, I've researched this."

"Sometimes you gotta roll with the thunder." *makes thunder noise*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581799)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:09 PM
Author: Cracking bat shit crazy lodge becky

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581867)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:25 PM
Author: Crusty Piazza

RLY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581998)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:47 PM
Author: slimy chapel

complete 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582794)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:51 PM
Author: Crystalline geriatric gas station legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582832)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: Vibrant stead

i. am. impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582971)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:14 PM
Author: fear-inspiring field jew

holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15583069)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 12:54 PM
Author: vivacious indecent ratface nibblets

"(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish from his interior suit pocket and hands it to a homeless guy without acknowledging him.)"

This is one of the most incredible things I've ever heard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587798)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: crawly stirring regret deer antler

agreed, this man is a brilliant, deliberate humorist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588050)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: primrose locus rigor

This guy is pimp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635568)



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Date: August 5th, 2010 9:35 PM
Author: Frisky base feces

i lolled as i have done something similar (pale imitation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15714570)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:06 PM
Author: Aromatic Mustard Juggernaut Circlehead

jesus LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587874)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:28 PM
Author: Talking sex offender

You should seriously consider writing a short (30K word) humor book about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588072)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: puce disturbing crackhouse turdskin

"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be some number of dog lives that equal a human life."

holy fuck 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601702)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: primrose locus rigor

Jesus Lord this was funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635573)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:44 PM
Author: Electric Citrine Macaca Kitty

i want to be this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673748)



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Date: August 28th, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: Haunting church faggotry

"DO YOU- ..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15904012)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:37 PM
Author: Crystalline geriatric gas station legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582714)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: contagious menage love of her life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582812)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:54 PM
Author: spruce idiotic headpube cruise ship

u are a gentleman and scholar, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582861)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:02 PM
Author: flirting crimson shrine

this is too good to be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582941)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: Vibrant stead

this is what scares me the moast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582977)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:25 PM
Author: hyperventilating learning disabled striped hyena blood rage

"I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there anymore"

So this thread is flame. Still, 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15583189)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:05 PM
Author: Haunting church faggotry

Absolutely amazing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587865)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:24 PM
Author: bateful patrolman

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588029)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:27 PM
Author: Jet passionate nursing home

I do feel kind of sad for the dood. Hope you're running shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588060)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:30 PM
Author: vivacious indecent ratface nibblets

WTF



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588101)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:34 PM
Author: Poppy Odious Quadroon Spot

this is so awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588129)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:36 PM
Author: crawly stirring regret deer antler

I'm actually considering sharing this on twitter

someone should digg it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588143)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:42 PM
Author: Magenta exciting dilemma

Who is this guy? I'm considering applying to law school, just so I can get a position with the DA and work with this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588178)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 7:15 PM
Author: spectacular low-t theater

http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss194/fuzzydoodle/Internet%20Funny/kittys-love-thread.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15590983)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 10:36 PM
Author: Haunting church faggotry

slackfist cumduster, consider yourself a made man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601453)



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Date: July 26th, 2010 6:02 AM
Author: French new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15614513)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:48 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

A recent aggressive escalation of one of his long standing shticks has given me a strong suspicion that he is running IRL flame on the office purely for his own amusement.

I've titled it the "my friend Robert" shtick, which basically involves him making clearly erroneous statements to coworkers based on the representations of his extremely credentialed friend Robert. Two shocking new instances include his searching for "high performance" car batteries online after his friend Robert (who has a physics degree) told him his current battery "didn't have enough ohms to run his car properly"; and his taking half a sick day to go to the doctor since his friend Robert (who is in medical school) told him he had clubbing in his fingers which may indicate lung cancer or other lung diseases.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626384)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:49 PM
Author: vivacious indecent ratface nibblets

Have you ever asked to meet Robert?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626391)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:53 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

No. For the same reasons I don't wake sleepwalkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626414)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 6:57 PM
Author: Chrome vigorous orchestra pit

your being trolled IRL. he's posting a thread about you on some aspie board right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627333)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 8:05 PM
Author: nubile adventurous voyeur

Someone already said it, but this really is the best thread xo has seen in 3 years, and one of the best ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627808)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:21 PM
Author: violent startled indian lodge cuckold

I tried to explain it to my bf and couldn't get the brilliance across.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635478)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:27 PM
Author: Stimulating glassy location

ditch the dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635516)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:28 PM
Author: contagious menage love of her life

ATD!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635520)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: Ultramarine offensive degenerate locale

absolutely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15636999)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 6:50 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

I asked to second chair at his closing argument for a particularly interesting case today. As I approached his office door I noticed it was closed, which is unusual. As I got closer the treble heavy, muffled techno music grew louder. Upon entering his office I saw him sitting serenely at his desk, blaring Darude's Sandstorm from his tiny, crappy computer speakers. Once he notices me he confides his frustration at the speakers lack of bass and how they no longer let him bring his JVC Kaboom box into the office. When I ask if he is ready for the closing he tells me that "those who dare oppose me will stand knee deep in the blood of their children" then attempts to give me crazy eyes, but ends up looking like a guy with really bad CP who just smelled a gross fart. I laugh so hard I get light headed. I end up not going into the court room since I keep remembering the face and bursting into laughter at inappropriate times, completely unable to restrain myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15637247)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 9:55 PM
Author: Chrome vigorous orchestra pit

jvc kaboom box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639069)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:41 PM
Author: supple thirsty school

credited post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649448)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 3:19 PM
Author: Magenta exciting dilemma

What is CP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15644910)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: Emerald Center Place Of Business

cerebral palsy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15645068)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:38 PM
Author: Chrome vigorous orchestra pit

http://nursingpub.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cerebral-palsy.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649416)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:45 PM
Author: Electric Citrine Macaca Kitty

i am just in awe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649477)



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Date: July 31st, 2010 5:09 AM
Author: primrose locus rigor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15661042)



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Date: July 31st, 2010 5:20 AM
Author: spruce idiotic headpube cruise ship

"Can you tell I use an electric razor?"

I feel like this one might work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15661070)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:39 PM
Author: Ultramarine offensive degenerate locale

*Lightly caresses your face*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673703)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:45 PM
Author: Stimulating glassy location

never stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673753)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: dashing pale temple

MOAR ANECDOTES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673774)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:30 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

His vacation begins tomorrow and I am done at the end of the week, so today was the last day we spent together.

After realizing this, he somewhat curbed his usual subtle flame lead-in and began crafting hamhanded situations in which I would use his new phone to call someone or answer a call made to it. It wasn't until the third time I made a call that I noticed it. He has one of those 3G smartphones with the scrolling list of contacts accompanied by a picture. Spinning rapidly all the way through until the F names something caught my eye, a silly contact picture.

No one I recognized, a closeup of guy in his 30's, totally normal except for one thing, his eyes were looking in impossibly different directions, one to the upper left, the other to the lower right. It's a humorous image, but I don't even laugh out loud, until the next F name, closeup of an older woman, probably late 60's, same eyes, and the next, and the next, and the next.

I literally lose my breath, my heart pounds in my ears. The top of the screen says 214 contacts, I'm scrolling fast now, stopping at random points, spin, googly eyes, spin googly eyes, our boss, googly eyes, "Mom", googly eyes, his accountant, website photo with googly eyes.

Each of the 214 photos, painstakingly photoshopped. I'm doing that breathless kind of laugh that sounds like mourning/being choked. He tries not to react to my reaction, but for an instant I'm sure he cracks a smile, then deadpans, "why are you laughing?"

At the end of the day I tell him how great it was to work with him and ask if we could keep in touch. He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me a faggot, and walks away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695428)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:32 PM
Author: Bisexual Stag Film

Pretty much crying, tysm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695459)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:34 PM
Author: floppy abusive liquid oxygen

truly the thread of the summer. thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695472)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 12:57 PM
Author: Lascivious Toilet Seat Lay

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15699805)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:35 PM
Author: hyperventilating learning disabled striped hyena blood rage

"He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me a faggot, and walks away."

This gives away the flame, but thank you nevertheless for this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700454)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:35 PM
Author: vivacious indecent ratface nibblets

A perfect ending to a perfect summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700459)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: fear-inspiring field jew

This is the greatest man of our generation. This is what a lawyer is supposed to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847810)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 9:15 PM
Author: well-lubricated harsh house

hysterical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16996465)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:28 PM
Author: multi-colored transparent state messiness

I just discovered this thread. Absolutely epic. I want to poast in it so I can be a part of xo history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700399)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:12 PM
Author: Heady cuck

I'd almost forgotten what good shtick/flame looked like. Thank you for renewing my faith in XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701791)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:15 PM
Author: Chrome vigorous orchestra pit

200+ posts and the most negative comment is that it's probably not true. That's never happened on XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701814)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:30 PM
Author: primrose locus rigor

Even if it were fictional, the writing and the skill and shit makes it even more impressiev.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701966)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:17 PM
Author: primrose locus rigor

I looked forward to updates to this thread more than episodes of Burn Notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701832)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: amethyst free-loading corner mediation

Awesome thread. I'm picturing this guy as a supporting character in a film about a plucky young law student's misadventures in NYC during the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15702426)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 8:57 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

Hard to get a coherent narrative out of this. I think at best he could make a recurring, sporadic, tangential comic relief character in a serial, ala Dwight Schrute as earlier noted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704045)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:18 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy brunch dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704244)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:37 PM
Author: Ultramarine offensive degenerate locale

This thread represents the exact opposite of everything bel is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704450)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:39 PM
Author: Ultramarine offensive degenerate locale

Can this get stickied for awhile???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704471)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:54 PM
Author: Out-of-control sinister national mexican

i can't believe this is the first time im reading this thread... thank you so much *cries*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704618)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 10:19 PM
Author: dashing pale temple

Bravo sir. Bravo. I look forward to your next 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704885)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 11:26 PM
Author: Mint Kitchen Boistinker

180

flame. i liked the subtle nods to old xoxo shticks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15705726)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 10:36 PM
Author: Soul-stirring property clown

which schticks?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15740992)



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Date: August 5th, 2010 9:46 PM
Author: Lavender comical stain

ask him how he feels about crustaceans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15714695)



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Date: August 6th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: Effete tanning salon jap

The more I think about it, the more this guy sounds EXACTLY like this guy I dated back in highschool, except I think he went into non-profit work in Indonesia instead of law. He used to randomly punch things to harden his knuckles, loved muy thai, etc. We got that "Oh shit I'm trapped in a room with a crazy person" look from my roommates all the time. We used to hang out in Harvard Yard and pretend to beat each other up. I'd try to kick him in the balls and he'd try to deflect.

Good times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15720541)



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Date: August 23rd, 2011 2:18 AM
Author: Lime gaping

omfg what is wrong with chicks? just shut the fuck up no one cares for crying out loud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18814656)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 8:12 PM
Author: black cheese-eating codepig hairy legs

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15739535)



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Date: August 17th, 2010 12:59 PM
Author: Heady cuck

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15810003)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 10:48 PM
Author: Flesh glittery party of the first part roast beef

this is truly great, I can't believe I only just found it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15741161)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 1:22 AM
Author: Yellow arousing den

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768291)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 1:50 AM
Author: Disgusting avocado hell personal credit line

180

Best of Show

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768485)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 2:18 AM
Author: Aquamarine razzle-dazzle heaven partner

best thread in a long time. how did i not see it all summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768661)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 5:33 PM
Author: Turquoise old irish cottage

It is the rare post like this that keeps me at xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15821300)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 12:56 PM
Author: Hyperactive Razzmatazz Abode Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837910)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 1:04 PM
Author: Wonderful Forum Goyim

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837950)



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Date: August 28th, 2010 12:37 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

welcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15903615)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:36 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

my life is so empty without him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847734)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:56 PM
Author: fear-inspiring field jew

He's represents why we all wanted to be lawyers. We became cowards, he's trolling IRL. He's better than us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847823)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:44 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

In what is, by at least an order of magnitude, the best news I have received this year, I have been invited to a cookout at the apartment of the greatest human being I have ever had the privilege to know.

Upon opening my mailbox, I immediately recognized the invitation as his handiwork. The format was a 9x11 inch white envelope haphazardly addressed with a red sharpie. No return address. Two upside down rectangular horse stamps.

With a childlike anticipation I haven't experienced since Christmas morning in the early 90s, I cautiously opened the top end with a steak knife. Empty... While I could objectively appreciate the awesomeness of this joke, I couldn't help but be disappointed, and frankly, personally hurt.

But alas, a closer inspection of the inside of the envelope revealed further scribblings drafted with a barely perceptible and badly faded highlighter. I cut the rest of the edges open to unfold it into a large sheet of paper and moved to better light. (As a side note, all of the edges were intact so I have no fucking idea how he wrote in there.)

It read:

Please forgive the unconventional stationary, this party is only for the clever.

WHERE: Sept 26, 4:00-???

WHERE: [radek address]

WHERE: BBQ

WHAT: Please RSVP immediately, if not out of courtesy, then as proof of your problem solving abilities. No pets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989628)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy brunch dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989662)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:52 PM
Author: Heady cuck

finally, a reason NOT to kill myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989705)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:00 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

Expected more excitement about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989771)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:02 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy brunch dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989784)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 1:59 PM
Author: vivacious indecent ratface nibblets

Everyone probably assumed it was just a bump. This deserves its own post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043674)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 3:27 PM
Author: Stimulating glassy location

cr. the start of a new season of great episodes. the start of a new era.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16044246)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:26 PM
Author: Turquoise old irish cottage

While I firmly believe this thread is a flame. OP you are a genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989967)



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Date: September 12th, 2010 8:05 PM
Author: mewling generalized bond multi-billionaire

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16029188)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: Mischievous Maroon Parlor Ape

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043702)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 9:50 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

2 more weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16047090)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. I'm fucking giddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16105730)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 6:34 PM
Author: big apoplectic hospital

I'm looking forward to reading about this cookout more than anything I have on the horizon for this weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16105795)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 11:27 PM
Author: provocative know-it-all stage

You little SHIT! You invited all these XOXO faggots to my BBQ? I am going to have to spend all my time muy thai-ing these shits and not macking on all the pussy I plan to pound that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16108971)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 2:31 PM
Author: vivacious indecent ratface nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16123613)



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Date: September 25th, 2010 3:34 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

Tomorrow...

Tomorrow...

Tomorrow...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16139230)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 1:57 PM
Author: mind-boggling potus station

tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043662)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:15 PM
Author: Anal iridescent gay wizard boiling water

You should write a short story about this dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043762)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:33 PM
Author: ebony school cafeteria

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043922)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 2:56 PM
Author: hairraiser abnormal hissy fit

literally makes my day every time i read this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16123823)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 4:39 PM
Author: fragrant rusted jewess principal's office

GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16124323)



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Date: September 26th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a replica of the elephant mans skeleton in a glass display case. ill do a full write up tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16148618)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 12:02 AM
Author: buff razzle theater stage depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16152366)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:13 PM
Author: Peach range

"oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a replica of the elephant mans skeleton in a glass display case. ill do a full write up tonight."

Are we all in agreement that this post proves that this was a flame?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283633)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:15 PM
Author: marvelous parlour

he has said that these stories are exaggerations of true events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283648)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 3:01 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

[redacted]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16155760)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 3:23 PM
Author: Hyperactive Razzmatazz Abode Giraffe

vat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16155960)



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Date: September 30th, 2010 1:46 AM
Author: Lilac cerebral athletic conference electric furnace

What the fuck is going on here? I've been holding my breath for days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16178386)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:35 PM
Author: vivacious indecent ratface nibblets

weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283774)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 12:06 AM
Author:  doctorate

I don't care if this is the most elaborate lead-in to Fresh Prince lyrics in history, I desperately need an update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16280490)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 12:58 PM
Author: Sooty pistol address

I am rather concerned as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283559)



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Date: October 20th, 2010 2:27 PM
Author:  tripping faggot firefighter meetinghouse

i cannot wait!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16339796)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author:  Alpha

TYVM for this thread. "Aren't iPods crazy" has become an IRL meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283746)



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Date: October 20th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: Cyan erotic ladyboy cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16339708)



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Date: October 21st, 2010 10:29 PM
Author: fragrant rusted jewess principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16352395)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 5:22 AM
Author: crawly stirring regret deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16428602)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 12:30 PM
Author: Sick Drab Resort

bumping the greatest thread of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16429454)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 1:25 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy brunch dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16429686)



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Date: December 3rd, 2010 10:53 PM
Author: Sooty pistol address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16715278)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:49 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

I got released from the hospital a few days ago, I will not discuss details about this for anonymity reasons.

The guy no longer works for the DA's office, he quit without giving notice, any notice, to anyone, as in he just stopped coming to work. His cell is no longer in service. The out of office reply to his personal email is as follows:

*****

Hey, guys, I'm going to Tibet or Korea or something for awhile for this, like, start-up project and I guess they're pretty off the grid over there. If it's an emergency call [redacted hotel number that always goes to an answering machine and is never returned, the message is in French followed by what I think is Mandarin] and ask for me. Had to get in on the ground floor of this ASAP so sorry for the short notice.

To [brother]: If you don't want to take care of the birds just let them free in a forest or shopping mall.

To [presumable GF]: I'm dumping you obviously.

To [slackfist]: If you ever wake up I'm sorry I gave you that shit [massive OD of datura] and I'm sorry didn't stop you when you tried to do that thing [dive through the gap of a giant, slowly spinning industrial fan in an isolated corner of an illegal warehouse rave: successfully, then again later, unsuccessfully].

Please don't look for me,

[Aspie Alpha ADA], Esq.

*****

I remember almost nothing from the night of the party. I remember his house being huge, I remember doing the nightshade tea, I vaguely remember an Asian guy beating the hell out of an Asian woman. I know he crashed his car and hurt someone. I know what ego death is now. I am fine physically except for some serious scars and for the first day or two after I came out of the coma I couldn't remember the right words for most nouns and some verbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16720968)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:54 PM
Author: Shimmering Immigrant

wat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721031)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:59 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

Things did not go well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721078)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:00 PM
Author: Shimmering Immigrant

I dont even

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721089)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

I'm considering writing a tell all and having rach take this thread down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721109)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: Shimmering Immigrant

please don't take the thread down, it's easily a top 10 thread all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721119)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:22 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

i'd have to do it under a pen name anyway to protect my career (or what's left of it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721306)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author:  box office

what have you missed the last few months? were you employed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721315)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:25 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

This happened at the end of my summer gig. I missed the whole first semester of 3L, so I'll graduate in the middle of next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721334)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: Sick Drab Resort

DONT KILL THIS THREAD! BEST THREAD ON HERE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721121)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: Sick Drab Resort

lolololololololololololllololololololololoolololololololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721114)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:07 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

EDIT

wgwag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721186)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:05 PM
Author:  box office

Dude I thought you were in law school? Also, 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721158)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:09 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

EDIT

I shouldn't be saying this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721203)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author:  box office

i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721233)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 6:08 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone medicated church building dopamine

you took the flame way too far here, but still a solid thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16970004)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

[radek]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721236)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:16 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

He brought me a lifesized wooden carving of a hand giving a thumbs up while I was unconscious in the hospital. At least I assume that was who it was from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721260)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:18 PM
Author:  box office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721278)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: navy pit mother

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721365)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:29 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

I regret nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721375)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:34 PM
Author:  trump supporter famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16818253)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:58 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy brunch dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16818415)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:15 PM
Author:  maniacal crotch

*starts a slow clap*

*all of xoxo slowly joins in*

*clapping rises to a raucous crescendo*

*cheers rise from the crowd*

*all go silent, breathing heavily*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16823031)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:29 PM
Author: Turquoise old irish cottage

*joins in slow clap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16823257)



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Date: December 29th, 2010 4:38 PM
Author: Haunting church faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16924708)



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Date: December 28th, 2010 12:33 PM
Author: Shaky Travel Guidebook

thread of the year for 2010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16914991)



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Date: December 29th, 2010 4:42 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy brunch dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16924728)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 4:59 PM
Author: dark associate affirmative action

Yo Pedro, I'm really happy for you, I'ma Let you finish, but slackfist has the best thread of all time! Of all time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969423)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:56 PM
Author: Red idiot

word, one of these guys needs to get the fuck out of law and become a writer (op if flame, ADA if not). i NEVER laugh out loud when i'm by myself, and this had me choking on my drink

this is the first 180 i've given

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969904)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 4:53 PM
Author:  trump supporter famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969372)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:37 PM
Author:  brass queen of the night

damn, first time I've seen this thread

even though I'm here way too much, I'm not here enough, it seems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969768)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 8:04 PM
Author: Sooty pistol address

I'd been waiting for this update for months, so TY.

However, the only part I don't understand is how you were okay enough to check out of the hospital AMA the next day and take a cab back to his place to see if your car was still there, but now you're saying you were so messed up that you were in the hospital for months.

Did something else happen the second time you went to his house?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16995968)



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Date: January 10th, 2011 6:13 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

Nah, this whole thread was flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17021223)



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Date: January 10th, 2011 6:18 PM
Author: dark associate affirmative action

but of course you'd have to say that now........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17021264)



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Date: January 11th, 2011 9:07 PM
Author: Sooty pistol address

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17031650)



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Date: March 2nd, 2011 2:02 PM
Author: Cyan erotic ladyboy cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17412777)



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Date: February 14th, 2011 8:16 PM
Author:  Ivory Wagecucks

still 180

especially list of google search terms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17285999)



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Date: February 15th, 2011 7:00 AM
Author: Sick Drab Resort

obviously i agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17288939)



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Date: March 5th, 2011 6:18 PM
Author:  sable mad-dog skullcap

best flame eva

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17438476)



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Date: March 5th, 2011 6:19 PM
Author:  judgmental

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17438487)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:12 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649033)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:41 PM
Author: cordovan impressive organic girlfriend

This is the first time I am reading this thread. Tears are rolling down my face. I can't stop laughing. Holy fucking shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649289)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:53 PM
Author: Turquoise old irish cottage

This is the greatest thread on Xo, although it saddens me that this man does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649390)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:56 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

he does tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649413)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 9:39 PM
Author: Crystalline geriatric gas station legal warrant

in are hearts and minds and in the soul of xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649707)



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Date: May 5th, 2011 5:27 PM
Author:  azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17933360)



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Date: May 9th, 2011 11:42 PM
Author: spruce idiotic headpube cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17967277)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 2:47 AM
Author: Cerise



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18168515)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 3:45 AM
Author: saffron



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18168858)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 5:24 AM
Author: violet yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18169162)



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Date: June 8th, 2011 3:49 AM
Author: mauve scourge upon the earth dog poop

Thx for the bump, I must've missed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18195732)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:12 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

IF I were to take a full time job in the same department as this guy, would a second volume of anecdotes as a colleague instead of a summer be a good idea assuming it is well executed?

I don't want to ruin this thread but I feel like there's more of this story to be told.

Honest opinions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242408)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:25 PM
Author: saffron

You would have to kick it off with a 24:Season Six style release from a Chinese prison camp or something, to explain his sudden disappearance at the end of the first season. It could work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242476)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:30 PM
Author: primrose locus rigor

I know. What a flamer lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242505)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:42 PM
Author: Irradiated onyx nowag space

It's not flame, one of his brothers owns a dealership and construction company in Vegas, where he's been doing legal work for since last year. He never left the country at all. He offered me a job doing his bitchwork until I can take the NV bar and I'm seriously considering it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242572)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:56 PM
Author:  filthy mental disorder

yes. please do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242655)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:58 PM
Author: sickened step-uncle's house

"he never left the country at all"

omfg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242668)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:32 PM
Author:  filthy mental disorder

i'd start a separate thread, but yes. even if some of it will be derivative, it has the potential to be the most credited thing on xo for some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242511)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:38 PM
Author: saffron

Be interesting to see if OP is a one-hit wonder or a true genius who can carry a whole series of this. If the latter, an interwebz->book deal could be in his future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242549)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:55 PM
Author: primrose locus rigor

A novel length treatment would be great movie bait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242650)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:33 PM
Author:  big-titted fat ankles

go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242521)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 7:14 PM
Author: Talking sex offender

New thread, but link to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243690)



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Date: July 17th, 2011 1:47 AM
Author: Gaped dragon

this may be the greatest thread of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18527819)



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Date: August 5th, 2011 12:52 AM
Author:  cumskin

went from the pedo thread to ed to google and randomly came upon this jewel. hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18684721)



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Date: August 9th, 2011 4:58 AM
Author: Plum Buck-toothed Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18716038)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 4:59 PM
Author: Haunting church faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810511)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 5:35 PM
Author: Fishy lettuce

I can't believe I just discovered this. This is the greatest thing I've ever read. Please, in all honesty, do yourself a favor and make this into a screenplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810647)



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Date: August 24th, 2011 1:21 AM
Author: Lime gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18822029)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:01 PM
Author: Olive international law enforcement agency

Pretty easily the greatest thing I've ever seen on this site

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18922169)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 10:29 PM
Author: Shaky Travel Guidebook

so good.

so good.

so good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19009389)



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Date: October 1st, 2011 7:04 PM
Author: spectacular low-t theater

tears. actual tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19081236)



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Date: October 13th, 2011 2:55 AM
Author:  rose puppy

BY FAR the most over rated thread in xoxo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19161049)



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Date: October 13th, 2011 10:56 AM
Author:  very tactful pozpig

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19161746)



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Date: December 26th, 2011 3:17 PM
Author: violent

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19641996)



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Date: January 2nd, 2012 1:38 AM
Author:  zippy

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19688070)