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Anecdotes from an alpha aspie ADA.

I will post these as I encounter them over the summer. T...
cruel-hearted locale
  06/24/10
Is he an Asian northwestern grad? If so I may know this guy.
French Boistinker Degenerate
  06/25/10
joe vaj is actually clerking
fiercely-loyal maniacal lodge
  07/07/10
...
Wild travel guidebook pit
  07/16/10
180
Abnormal Stag Film Weed Whacker
  07/14/10
180
umber fighting center laser beams
  07/20/10
lolol
godawful vermilion senate
  07/23/10
This actually sounds like a guy I dated back in HS.
Ivory Crawly Rehab
  08/06/10
...
Irradiated box office immigrant
  08/18/10
...
Irradiated box office immigrant
  08/24/10
...
concupiscible crackhouse old irish cottage
  07/17/11
he keeps a change of clothes in his office. his blue dress s...
cruel-hearted locale
  06/25/10
colorblind?
Impertinent kitty
  06/25/10
no man, no. i'll ask him on monday.
cruel-hearted locale
  06/25/10
I got up the nerve to ask today. Went something like this. ...
cruel-hearted locale
  06/30/10
god I hope this isn't flame
Slate bisexual national security agency menage
  07/08/10
cr these are 180
Lemon Keepsake Machete Hell
  07/20/10
Flame. Aspies cut off the tags.
lascivious office
  06/25/10
so you work with dwight schrute?
exciting mischievous point crotch
  06/25/10
basically.
cruel-hearted locale
  06/25/10
nice I have a Michael Scott in my office, except he's a s...
ruddy gay wizard brunch
  07/21/10
Everyone has a Michael Scott in their office. If you don't k...
excitant sanctuary dog poop
  07/23/10
...
House-broken Exhilarant Hospital
  07/08/10
tyft
Appetizing lilac turdskin hunting ground
  06/25/10
...
razzle-dazzle buck-toothed field striped hyena
  06/25/10
...
Impertinent kitty
  06/25/10
Hilarious
effete school
  06/25/10
Today I went to print some stuff off from his computer and n...
cruel-hearted locale
  07/07/10
ahahahaha. thanks.
Brindle Flirting Dilemma
  07/07/10
...
Metal glittery marketing idea
  07/07/10
...
fiercely-loyal maniacal lodge
  07/07/10
...
180 seedy macaca
  07/08/10
Hilarious.
Coral space
  07/08/10
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/portageville-mo/TM3O8B0SG68K...
Soul-stirring magenta kitchen incel
  01/04/11
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/20zg0Q/www.xoxohth.com/thread....
sepia alcoholic pisswyrm
  06/13/11
QW$TQ4wrjwaroijwaoirjwaoir
Garnet Mediation Idiot
  07/08/10
...
effete school
  07/16/10
...
Wild travel guidebook pit
  07/19/10
...
Lemon Keepsake Machete Hell
  07/20/10
180
umber fighting center laser beams
  07/20/10
1 fucking 80 I can't imagine what I would do if somebody ...
sable diverse nibblets
  07/21/10
...
lake sickened prole telephone
  07/21/10
...
Crusty Cheese-eating Sex Offender Stock Car
  07/23/10
180
godawful vermilion senate
  07/23/10
...
razzmatazz greedy locus bbw
  09/02/11
please do not stop posting itt. this is fucking awesome
cowardly trailer park
  07/07/10
Last week I asked if he would write me a LOR at the end of t...
cruel-hearted locale
  07/08/10
Aren't iPods crazy?
fiercely-loyal maniacal lodge
  07/08/10
I have a strange feeling that this could be a really effecti...
cruel-hearted locale
  07/08/10
the demonstration of sexual harassment seems more problemati...
provocative sick ladyboy address
  07/08/10
I guess he's worried he will say something harassing in the ...
cruel-hearted locale
  07/08/10
180
godawful vermilion senate
  07/23/10
...
bat-shit-crazy chest-beating native dingle berry
  09/23/10
Where did he graduate from?
at-the-ready garrison
  07/08/10
t14
cruel-hearted locale
  07/08/10
none of this sounds alpha. just sad.
Green corn cake
  07/08/10
you won't be singing the same tune when your wounds are infe...
provocative sick ladyboy address
  07/08/10
the kimodo punch
big big-titted church
  07/20/10
man I'm fucking cracking up over here
Lemon Keepsake Machete Hell
  07/20/10
I'm laughing my ass off here.
sadistic ticket booth famous landscape painting
  07/28/10
Can you link us to his bio? I want a pic.
at-the-ready garrison
  07/08/10
This seems like a poor idea for the OP.
Garnet Mediation Idiot
  07/08/10
yea, this would basically be a direct line back to me.
cruel-hearted locale
  07/08/10
I just asked him if he had and BIG PLANS this weekend, he re...
cruel-hearted locale
  07/09/10
He just texted me "pound game, INITIATE! pictures to fo...
cruel-hearted locale
  07/09/10
i'm gonna have to call flame on the "get on my lvl"...
exciting mischievous point crotch
  07/09/10
He says this frequently and often inappropriately, whenever ...
cruel-hearted locale
  07/09/10
1fucking80
exciting mischievous point crotch
  07/09/10
I swear to god, he requested new staplers for the office and...
cruel-hearted locale
  07/09/10
180
Garnet Mediation Idiot
  07/09/10
there's no way someone this great exists
180 seedy macaca
  07/09/10
everyone in the office seems to hate him, but the guy is a f...
cruel-hearted locale
  07/09/10
He sounds like a novel character, but better.
Garnet Mediation Idiot
  07/09/10
this is a true 180
Chrome reading party
  07/24/10
Jesus Christ, I fucking lost it at this. Absolutely brillia...
Bateful step-uncle's house
  07/27/10
i don't think i've laughed this hard since kitties live-chat...
Brindle Flirting Dilemma
  08/01/10
180
motley yapping really tough guy
  09/14/10
this gave me the biggest laugh i've had in all of 2011. tha...
bat shit crazy outnumbered factory reset button
  06/08/11
hahaha
godawful vermilion senate
  07/23/10
180
Razzle goyim voyeur
  07/28/10
omfg
indigo elastic band public bath
  08/22/11
(estrada's colleague from the future)
Turquoise state windowlicker
  07/09/10
This whole thread is 180
pearl multi-billionaire
  07/09/10
...
zippy twinkling uncleanness
  07/09/10
He had a compression boot on today like what you get when yo...
cruel-hearted locale
  07/12/10
Ok, this one gave away your flame; clearly a quote taken fro...
Crimson party of the first part
  07/20/10
link?
cruel-hearted locale
  07/20/10
Shit lemme see if I can find it. Someone posted it here a f...
Crimson party of the first part
  07/20/10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu1-ZeEPo9c
Crimson party of the first part
  07/20/10
I asked him what his superpower would be if he could have an...
cruel-hearted locale
  07/14/10
lol Have you read any of his legal briefs? Are they cohe...
arousing disgusting circlehead
  07/14/10
extremely. I have no doubt the guy is smarter than me and I ...
cruel-hearted locale
  07/14/10
flame aspies can't chat up women
Sapphire Shitlib
  07/14/10
Aren't ipods crazy? hahahahahah I want to be with him ...
arousing disgusting circlehead
  07/14/10
I want a shirt that says this
cruel-hearted locale
  07/14/10
Can you steal the file of conversational starters, strip it ...
arousing disgusting circlehead
  07/14/10
I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there...
cruel-hearted locale
  07/15/10
Do cats have emotions? ROFL. Is this guy Watchmen?
Garnet Mediation Idiot
  07/15/10
...
Chrome reading party
  07/24/10
do cats have emotions
big big-titted church
  07/15/10
180
Metal glittery marketing idea
  07/15/10
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
sepia alcoholic pisswyrm
  07/15/10
180^180. Love the mothman progression. I am crying here.
misanthropic electric spot azn
  07/19/10
...
lake sickened prole telephone
  07/21/10
lol cr, trying to get around filter so that he can read abou...
Stimulating chestnut bawdyhouse love of her life
  03/30/11
thanks for my new username and siggy
fragrant shimmering heaven
  07/20/10
"homemade harpoon gun" "make a net" ...
fragrant shimmering heaven
  07/20/10
180
umber fighting center laser beams
  07/20/10
i dont think 180 really does this justice. you need to be w...
thriller henna hall
  07/21/10
Bananas contain potassium-40, which is radioactive.
sable diverse nibblets
  07/21/10
TYSVMFT 180^180^180
Razzle goyim voyeur
  07/28/10
"mothman friendly"
Titillating hairless set
  08/20/10
I had forgotten that this is where mothman sexuality comes f...
histrionic orchestra pit jewess
  06/13/11
its more of him just talking at them until he says something...
cruel-hearted locale
  07/14/10
I really think I might adopt the "get on my level"...
Garnet Mediation Idiot
  07/15/10
this thread should be in the museum of awesome art
mustard giraffe
  07/14/10
He talked about Gulliver's Travels today. In a recorded dep...
cruel-hearted locale
  07/16/10
wow.
Heady harsh shrine cumskin
  07/16/10
Why scared? Unless he was saying it in a menacing voice or ...
jade marvelous depressive hominid
  07/16/10
Kinda like when a homeless guy starts yelling on the subway.
cruel-hearted locale
  07/16/10
tyvmft
Grizzly resort philosopher-king
  07/16/10
LOL, greatest post ever.
boyish stubborn lay associate
  07/17/10
i'm going to be sad when this thread dies
180 seedy macaca
  07/19/10
lol
umber fighting center laser beams
  07/20/10
this is a jaw-dropping 180
Green corn cake
  07/23/10
never stop posting
sadistic ticket booth famous landscape painting
  07/28/10
This thread is heaps and heaps of 180. If it is flame, ...
Slippery Frozen Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/16/10
you immediately became one of my favorite poasters with this...
Wonderful Liquid Oxygen Ceo
  07/16/10
I concur.
Low-t medicated dopamine mood
  07/17/10
cr
180 seedy macaca
  07/17/10
"You doing anything cool tonight?" "Are you ...
cruel-hearted locale
  07/17/10
my favorite lol
ruddy gay wizard brunch
  07/21/10
...
ruddy gay wizard brunch
  07/21/10
holy shit i must use this IRL
fiercely-loyal maniacal lodge
  07/27/10
...
fiercely-loyal maniacal lodge
  07/28/10
Today I was looking for something in the pile of files in hi...
cruel-hearted locale
  07/19/10
OH THEY EXIST ALRIGHT
Heady harsh shrine cumskin
  07/19/10
...
cowardly trailer park
  07/29/10
Today he gave me a brief overview of how he would revamp gen...
cruel-hearted locale
  07/20/10
You're making this up, aren't you?
Heady harsh shrine cumskin
  07/20/10
I dress it up a bit, but every one of these things happened.
cruel-hearted locale
  07/20/10
Whatever it is, it's thrilling!
Heady harsh shrine cumskin
  07/20/10
I agree about the personal speed limit. My gf and her famil...
jade marvelous depressive hominid
  07/20/10
holy shit best thread ever
Dashing dysfunction
  07/20/10
...
cowardly trailer park
  07/20/10
agreed
fragrant shimmering heaven
  07/20/10
this thread delivers
fluffy self-absorbed newt nursing home
  07/20/10
180, flame or not.
claret forum
  07/20/10
true 180 thread
beta purple hissy fit whorehouse
  07/20/10
perhaps the only truly 180 thread of the last 3 years.
umber fighting center laser beams
  07/20/10
don't care if it's flame
flushed den
  07/20/10
While discussing the last words of Alexander the Great, the ...
cruel-hearted locale
  07/21/10
*.*
spectacular idiotic theater
  07/21/10
*dies*
sepia alcoholic pisswyrm
  07/21/10
He definitely posts on xo
big big-titted church
  07/23/10
I think he just has a strange but undeniably amusing sense o...
Heady harsh shrine cumskin
  07/21/10
if not for this thread i would. sometimes I wonder if he's a...
cruel-hearted locale
  07/21/10
he almost *has* to post here no?
cowardly trailer park
  07/21/10
i half expect him to pwn me with a printout of this thread o...
cruel-hearted locale
  07/21/10
This guy is brilliant. This is like some next level Andy Ka...
multi-colored faggot firefighter queen of the night
  07/21/10
I've been keeping a list of his one liners since I started t...
cruel-hearted locale
  07/22/10
holy shit
exciting mischievous point crotch
  07/22/10
RLY?
Vigorous Cocky Hairy Legs
  07/22/10
complete 180
Domesticated Base
  07/22/10
...
Stimulating chestnut bawdyhouse love of her life
  07/22/10
i. am. impressed.
ruddy gay wizard brunch
  07/22/10
holy shit.
Bistre Insane Parlor
  07/22/10
"(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish f...
big big-titted church
  07/23/10
agreed, this man is a brilliant, deliberate humorist
galvanic sound barrier half-breed
  07/23/10
This guy is pimp.
sadistic ticket booth famous landscape painting
  07/28/10
i lolled as i have done something similar (pale imitation)
Turquoise state windowlicker
  08/05/10
jesus LOL
Dashing dysfunction
  07/23/10
You should seriously consider writing a short (30K word) hum...
Heady harsh shrine cumskin
  07/23/10
"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be som...
transparent site
  07/24/10
Jesus Lord this was funny.
sadistic ticket booth famous landscape painting
  07/28/10
i want to be this guy
cowardly trailer park
  08/01/10
"DO YOU- ..."
Titillating hairless set
  08/28/10
...
Stimulating chestnut bawdyhouse love of her life
  07/22/10
180
anal scourge upon the earth
  07/22/10
u are a gentleman and scholar, 180
aqua institution rigor
  07/22/10
this is too good to be flame
spectacular idiotic theater
  07/22/10
this is what scares me the moast
ruddy gay wizard brunch
  07/22/10
"I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't...
Crusty Cheese-eating Sex Offender Stock Car
  07/22/10
Absolutely amazing thread
Titillating hairless set
  07/23/10
180^180
dun vivacious nowag meetinghouse
  07/23/10
I do feel kind of sad for the dood. Hope you're running sht...
Rough-skinned boiling water abode
  07/23/10
WTF
big big-titted church
  07/23/10
this is so awesome
godawful vermilion senate
  07/23/10
I'm actually considering sharing this on twitter someone ...
galvanic sound barrier half-breed
  07/23/10
Who is this guy? I'm considering applying to law school, jus...
contagious impressive mother
  07/23/10
http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss194/fuzzydoodle/Interne...
disrespectful comical chapel
  07/23/10
slackfist cumduster, consider yourself a made man
Titillating hairless set
  07/24/10
...
laughsome nighttime piazza
  07/26/10
A recent aggressive escalation of one of his long standing s...
cruel-hearted locale
  07/27/10
Have you ever asked to meet Robert?
big big-titted church
  07/27/10
No. For the same reasons I don't wake sleepwalkers.
cruel-hearted locale
  07/27/10
your being trolled IRL. he's posting a thread about you on s...
massive kink-friendly milk
  07/27/10
Someone already said it, but this really is the best thread ...
Swashbuckling Affirmative Action Community Account
  07/27/10
I tried to explain it to my bf and couldn't get the brillian...
Adventurous ape
  07/28/10
ditch the dood
trip indecent headpube indian lodge
  07/28/10
ATD!
anal scourge upon the earth
  07/28/10
absolutely.
sepia alcoholic pisswyrm
  07/28/10
I asked to second chair at his closing argument for a partic...
cruel-hearted locale
  07/28/10
jvc kaboom box
massive kink-friendly milk
  07/28/10
credited post
Appetizing lilac turdskin hunting ground
  07/29/10
What is CP?
contagious impressive mother
  07/29/10
cerebral palsy?
Abnormal Stag Film Weed Whacker
  07/29/10
http://nursingpub.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cerebral-pa...
massive kink-friendly milk
  07/29/10
i am just in awe
cowardly trailer park
  07/29/10
lol
sadistic ticket booth famous landscape painting
  07/31/10
"Can you tell I use an electric razor?" I feel...
aqua institution rigor
  07/31/10
*Lightly caresses your face*
sepia alcoholic pisswyrm
  08/01/10
never stop.
trip indecent headpube indian lodge
  08/01/10
MOAR ANECDOTES
Odious stage roommate
  08/01/10
His vacation begins tomorrow and I am done at the end of the...
cruel-hearted locale
  08/03/10
Pretty much crying, tysm.
insecure son of senegal
  08/03/10
truly the thread of the summer. thank you.
Fuchsia Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria
  08/03/10
ty
180 seedy macaca
  08/04/10
"He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me ...
Crusty Cheese-eating Sex Offender Stock Car
  08/04/10
A perfect ending to a perfect summer
big big-titted church
  08/04/10
This is the greatest man of our generation. This is what a l...
Bistre Insane Parlor
  08/21/10
hysterical
Floppy international law enforcement agency
  01/07/11
I just discovered this thread. Absolutely epic. I want to ...
cerebral topaz parlour dragon
  08/04/10
I'd almost forgotten what good shtick/flame looked like. Th...
Low-t medicated dopamine mood
  08/04/10
200+ posts and the most negative comment is that it's probab...
massive kink-friendly milk
  08/04/10
Even if it were fictional, the writing and the skill and shi...
sadistic ticket booth famous landscape painting
  08/04/10
I looked forward to updates to this thread more than episode...
sadistic ticket booth famous landscape painting
  08/04/10
Awesome thread. I'm picturing this guy as a supporting chara...
red church building
  08/04/10
Hard to get a coherent narrative out of this. I think at be...
cruel-hearted locale
  08/04/10
...
Talented rusted juggernaut gas station
  08/04/10
This thread represents the exact opposite of everything bel ...
sepia alcoholic pisswyrm
  08/04/10
Can this get stickied for awhile???
sepia alcoholic pisswyrm
  08/04/10
i can't believe this is the first time im reading this threa...
Duck-like sticky friendly grandma
  08/04/10
Bravo sir. Bravo. I look forward to your next 180 thread.
Odious stage roommate
  08/04/10
180 flame. i liked the subtle nods to old xoxo shticks.
hairraiser stage
  08/04/10
which schticks?
chartreuse market skinny woman
  08/08/10
ask him how he feels about crustaceans!
Charismatic hideous national french chef
  08/05/10
The more I think about it, the more this guy sounds EXACTLY ...
Ivory Crawly Rehab
  08/06/10
omfg what is wrong with chicks? just shut the fuck up no on...
Aromatic house main people
  08/23/11
what
silver double fault water buffalo
  08/08/10
180
Low-t medicated dopamine mood
  08/17/10
this is truly great, I can't believe I only just found it
tan people who are hurt corner
  08/08/10
amazing
beady-eyed persian
  08/12/10
180 Best of Show
Navy Erotic Station
  08/12/10
best thread in a long time. how did i not see it all summer?
Obsidian pungent clown quadroon
  08/12/10
It is the rare post like this that keeps me at xo.
jade marvelous depressive hominid
  08/18/10
...
Pearly theater stage
  08/20/10
tytyty
Yellow trump supporter stead
  08/20/10
welcome
cruel-hearted locale
  08/28/10
my life is so empty without him
cruel-hearted locale
  08/21/10
He's represents why we all wanted to be lawyers. We became c...
Bistre Insane Parlor
  08/21/10
In what is, by at least an order of magnitude, the best news...
cruel-hearted locale
  09/07/10
...
Talented rusted juggernaut gas station
  09/07/10
finally, a reason NOT to kill myself.
Low-t medicated dopamine mood
  09/07/10
Expected more excitement about this.
cruel-hearted locale
  09/07/10
...
Talented rusted juggernaut gas station
  09/07/10
Everyone probably assumed it was just a bump. This deserves ...
big big-titted church
  09/14/10
cr. the start of a new season of great episodes. the start o...
trip indecent headpube indian lodge
  09/14/10
While I firmly believe this thread is a flame. OP you are a ...
jade marvelous depressive hominid
  09/07/10
holy shit lol
Sexy Trust Fund
  09/12/10
awesome
Twinkling cruise ship
  09/14/10
2 more weeks
cruel-hearted locale
  09/14/10
This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. I'm fucking giddy.
cruel-hearted locale
  09/21/10
I'm looking forward to reading about this cookout more than ...
Mind-boggling slap-happy chad
  09/21/10
You little SHIT! You invited all these XOXO faggots to my BB...
Gold fear-inspiring coldplay fan property
  09/21/10
...
big big-titted church
  09/23/10
Tomorrow... Tomorrow... Tomorrow...
cruel-hearted locale
  09/25/10
tyvmft
racy frisky principal's office tattoo
  09/14/10
You should write a short story about this dude
Maize tanning salon idea he suggested
  09/14/10
180
Curious Doctorate
  09/14/10
literally makes my day every time i read this thread
Stirring police squad
  09/23/10
GOAT
supple mexican death wish
  09/23/10
oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a rep...
cruel-hearted locale
  09/26/10
...
Buff Karate Home
  09/27/10
"oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has...
Clear casino
  10/13/10
he has said that these stories are exaggerations of true eve...
free-loading passionate indirect expression business firm
  10/13/10
[redacted]
cruel-hearted locale
  09/27/10
vat
Pearly theater stage
  09/27/10
What the fuck is going on here? I've been holding my breath ...
Vibrant library background story
  09/30/10
weeks
big big-titted church
  10/13/10
I don't care if this is the most elaborate lead-in to Fresh ...
Cracking range
  10/13/10
I am rather concerned as well.
Faggotry
  10/13/10
i cannot wait!
Elite orange partner university
  10/20/10
TYVM for this thread. "Aren't iPods crazy" has bec...
azure gunner deer antler
  10/13/10
...
bat-shit-crazy chest-beating native dingle berry
  10/20/10
...
supple mexican death wish
  10/21/10
...
galvanic sound barrier half-breed
  10/31/10
bumping the greatest thread of all time
fragrant shimmering heaven
  10/31/10
...
Talented rusted juggernaut gas station
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Faggotry
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I got released from the hospital a few days ago, I will not ...
cruel-hearted locale
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wat
Ruby Theatre
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Things did not go well.
cruel-hearted locale
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I dont even
Ruby Theatre
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I'm considering writing a tell all and having rach take this...
cruel-hearted locale
  12/04/10
please don't take the thread down, it's easily a top 10 thre...
Ruby Theatre
  12/04/10
i'd have to do it under a pen name anyway to protect my care...
cruel-hearted locale
  12/04/10
what have you missed the last few months? were you employed?
Flickering cream area
  12/04/10
This happened at the end of my summer gig. I missed the whol...
cruel-hearted locale
  12/04/10
DONT KILL THIS THREAD! BEST THREAD ON HERE!
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fragrant shimmering heaven
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EDIT wgwag
cruel-hearted locale
  12/04/10
Dude I thought you were in law school? Also, 180.
Flickering cream area
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EDIT I shouldn't be saying this.
cruel-hearted locale
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i missed it
Flickering cream area
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you took the flame way too far here, but still a solid threa...
fishy plaza
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[radek]
cruel-hearted locale
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He brought me a lifesized wooden carving of a hand giving a ...
cruel-hearted locale
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lol
Flickering cream area
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180
Onyx location
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I regret nothing.
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Talented rusted juggernaut gas station
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*joins in slow clap
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thread of the year for 2010
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Talented rusted juggernaut gas station
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Yo Pedro, I'm really happy for you, I'ma Let you finish, but...
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word, one of these guys needs to get the fuck out of law and...
spruce confused stain
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Bull headed pontificating jew temple
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damn, first time I've seen this thread even though I'm here...
Chocolate zombie-like
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I'd been waiting for this update for months, so TY. How...
Faggotry
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Nah, this whole thread was flame.
cruel-hearted locale
  01/10/11
but of course you'd have to say that now........
primrose very tactful new version
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No.
Faggotry
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bat-shit-crazy chest-beating native dingle berry
  03/02/11
still 180 especially list of google search terms
cobalt toaster
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obviously i agree
fragrant shimmering heaven
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best flame eva
avocado foreskin
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thank you
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cruel-hearted locale
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This is the first time I am reading this thread. Tears are r...
gay sandwich cuck
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This is the greatest thread on Xo, although it saddens me th...
jade marvelous depressive hominid
  03/30/11
he does tho
cruel-hearted locale
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in are hearts and minds and in the soul of xo
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mahogany
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Thx for the bump, I must've missed this
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IF I were to take a full time job in the same department as ...
cruel-hearted locale
  06/13/11
You would have to kick it off with a 24:Season Six style rel...
mahogany
  06/13/11
I know. What a flamer lol.
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  06/13/11
It's not flame, one of his brothers owns a dealership and co...
cruel-hearted locale
  06/13/11
yes. please do this.
hyperventilating antidepressant drug
  06/13/11
"he never left the country at all" omfg
Green corn cake
  06/13/11
i'd start a separate thread, but yes. even if some of it wil...
hyperventilating antidepressant drug
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Be interesting to see if OP is a one-hit wonder or a true ge...
mahogany
  06/13/11
A novel length treatment would be great movie bait.
sadistic ticket booth famous landscape painting
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go for it
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New thread, but link to this one
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this may be the greatest thread of all time.
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Aromatic house main people
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Pretty easily the greatest thing I've ever seen on this site
Tripping Wagecucks
  09/06/11
so good. so good. so good.
Nudist Place Of Business Personal Credit Line
  09/20/11
tears. actual tears.
disrespectful comical chapel
  10/01/11
BY FAR the most over rated thread in xoxo history
Submissive kitty cat
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120
Violent goal in life
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No
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120
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Date: June 24th, 2010 7:42 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

I will post these as I encounter them over the summer.

Today, I noticed he always opens push doors with a closed fist. I asked him why in passing, he was immediately ready with the following enumerated list which he counted on his fingers:

"1 - it hardens my knuckle bones to make my punches more devastating; 2 - it prevents me from leaving my fingerprints on the door; and 3 - it collects germs on my knuckles which will cause infections in the people I punch who aren't immediately incapacitated, like a kimodo dragon."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15334029)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:56 PM
Author: French Boistinker Degenerate

Is he an Asian northwestern grad? If so I may know this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341508)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal maniacal lodge

joe vaj is actually clerking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440180)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:20 PM
Author: Wild travel guidebook pit



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:18 PM
Author: Abnormal Stag Film Weed Whacker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507801)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: umber fighting center laser beams

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564502)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: godawful vermilion senate

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588049)



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Date: August 6th, 2010 12:15 PM
Author: Ivory Crawly Rehab

This actually sounds like a guy I dated back in HS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15719651)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 5:31 PM
Author: Irradiated box office immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15821273)



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Date: August 24th, 2010 1:02 PM
Author: Irradiated box office immigrant



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Date: July 17th, 2011 1:35 AM
Author: concupiscible crackhouse old irish cottage



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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:54 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

he keeps a change of clothes in his office. his blue dress shirt has the word "blue" written on the inside tag. I was too scared to ask why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341488)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: Impertinent kitty

colorblind?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341650)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:15 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

no man, no. i'll ask him on monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341657)



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Date: June 30th, 2010 11:05 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

I got up the nerve to ask today. Went something like this.

"Hey, why did you write 'blue' on this shirt?"

[matter of factly] "Because it's blue."

"But isn't that obvious?"

"Not if I go colorblind."

"Isn't that something you have to be born with?" [he shrugs] "Wouldn't braille have been a better choice since you are far more likely to go regular blind?"

[looks at me like I'm insane] "Dude... I can't read braille..." [walks out of the room without breaking eye contact, vaguely disgusted]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15387540)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: Slate bisexual national security agency menage

god I hope this isn't flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444810)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:49 PM
Author: Lemon Keepsake Machete Hell

cr these are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564480)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: lascivious office

Flame. Aspies cut off the tags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341667)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:55 PM
Author: exciting mischievous point crotch

so you work with dwight schrute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341499)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

basically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341557)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: ruddy gay wizard brunch

nice

I have a Michael Scott in my office, except he's a she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572211)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 7:45 PM
Author: excitant sanctuary dog poop

Everyone has a Michael Scott in their office. If you don't know who it is, it's probably you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15591308)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:01 PM
Author: House-broken Exhilarant Hospital



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:10 PM
Author: Appetizing lilac turdskin hunting ground

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341626)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle buck-toothed field striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341633)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: Impertinent kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341634)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:15 PM
Author: effete school

Hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341663)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 9:56 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

Today I went to print some stuff off from his computer and noticed a word document titled "conversation_starters.docx" in the My Documents folder. It was seriously just a bulleted list about 4 pages long of conversation openers he clearly thought up himself. I didn't have time, but I'll email the thing to myself and post the whole doc here if I get another chance. Some memorable gems include:

"Where do you get your dog groomed at?"

"Can you tell I use an electric razor?"

"How long do you typically like to shower for?"

"Aren't iPods crazy?" (I fucking lost my shit after this one and had to stop.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440108)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 9:58 PM
Author: Brindle Flirting Dilemma

ahahahaha. thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440131)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:01 PM
Author: Metal glittery marketing idea



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:05 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal maniacal lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440197)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:54 PM
Author: 180 seedy macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444732)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:02 PM
Author: Coral space

Hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444794)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 6:12 PM
Author: Soul-stirring magenta kitchen incel

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/portageville-mo/TM3O8B0SG68KDJABC

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http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Patrick_Hamm&redirect=no

http://poponthepop.com/2008/06/17/harvard-teacher-assault-posted-on-twitter-flickr-and-blogs/

http://www.yelp.com/topic/boston-lena-chen

http://lenachenskankwatch.blogspot.com/2010/03/lol-patrick-hamm-makes-business-call.html

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1284417&forum_id=2

http://patrickhammscandal.newsvine.com/_news/2008/06/07/1551800-scandal-hits-harvard

http://tweetmeme.com/story/116502023/patrick-hamm-and-span-classhighlightlenaspan-chen-encyclopedia-dramatica

http://digg.com/news/offbeat/Harvard_Scandal_Patrick_Hamm_Lena_Chen

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http://rollyo.com/search.html?prevsid=383649&q=Patrick%20Hamm&sid=383649

http://www.fornits.com/wwf/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=27709

http://patrickhammscandal2.blogspot.com/2010/12/how-patrick-hamm-sexploited-his-student.html

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100309114802AAtXFWI

http://patrickhammscandal.wordpress.com/2008/06/08/has-lena-chen-gotten-her-advisor-pwned/

http://ytmnd.com/keywords/patrick_hamm

http://lenachenskankwatch.blogspot.com/2010/03/3-blog-posts-lena-chen-now-regrets.html

http://lenachenskankwatch.blogspot.com/2010/02/whos-paying-lena-chens-bills.html

http://www.anonboard.com/bbs/show_topic/189098

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16970047)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 5:57 PM
Author: sepia alcoholic pisswyrm

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/20zg0Q/www.xoxohth.com/thread.php%3Fthread_id%3D1348346%26forum_id%3D2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243084)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: Garnet Mediation Idiot

QW$TQ4wrjwaroijwaoirjwaoir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444815)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:35 PM
Author: effete school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525863)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 10:10 AM
Author: Wild travel guidebook pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15549269)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:51 PM
Author: Lemon Keepsake Machete Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564491)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: umber fighting center laser beams

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564504)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:19 PM
Author: sable diverse nibblets

1 fucking 80

I can't imagine what I would do if somebody I didn't know walked up to me and asked how long I liked to shower for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572551)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 8:15 PM
Author: lake sickened prole telephone



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 12:50 PM
Author: Crusty Cheese-eating Sex Offender Stock Car



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:27 PM
Author: godawful vermilion senate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588062)



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Date: September 2nd, 2011 11:03 AM
Author: razzmatazz greedy locus bbw



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:17 PM
Author: cowardly trailer park

please do not stop posting itt. this is fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440345)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:51 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

Last week I asked if he would write me a LOR at the end of the summer, which he flatly declined. I only realized today that he wasn't joking. When I pressed him for a reason, he said it was nothing personal and he thinks I'm doing a great job, he just doesn't write LOR as a matter of policy because he doesn't want to get sued for sexual harassment. Visibly baffled, I asked him how the two are in any way related. In response, he silently got up, walked over to my desk and started giving me an aggressive shoulder rub while saying in a low, breathy voice "you're doing a real good job here slackfist, reallllllll nice." Then returns to normal and says "See?" as if his point has been conclusively demonstrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444703)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:01 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal maniacal lodge

Aren't iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444790)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

I have a strange feeling that this could be a really effective darkhorse pickup line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444814)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: provocative sick ladyboy address

the demonstration of sexual harassment seems more problematic than a LOR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444804)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:11 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

I guess he's worried he will say something harassing in the letter and have it recorded? He does not seem worried about any kind of verbal harassment and only barely attempts to act like a normal person, even in court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444904)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:28 PM
Author: godawful vermilion senate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588069)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 10:46 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy chest-beating native dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16125726)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:57 PM
Author: at-the-ready garrison

Where did he graduate from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444753)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:00 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444779)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: Green corn cake

none of this sounds alpha. just sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444811)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: provocative sick ladyboy address

you won't be singing the same tune when your wounds are infected by his dirty knuckles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444825)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:20 PM
Author: big big-titted church

the kimodo punch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563833)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: Lemon Keepsake Machete Hell

man I'm fucking cracking up over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564503)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:18 PM
Author: sadistic ticket booth famous landscape painting

I'm laughing my ass off here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635460)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: at-the-ready garrison

Can you link us to his bio? I want a pic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444829)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:08 PM
Author: Garnet Mediation Idiot

This seems like a poor idea for the OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444863)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:10 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

yea, this would basically be a direct line back to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444886)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 4:33 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

I just asked him if he had and BIG PLANS this weekend, he responded (without finishing the huge mouthful of mostacholi he brought from home in a large tupperware container) "Working on my pound game... bitch." I can't help but laugh, he resumes stuffing forkfuls of pasta into his mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15455398)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:28 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

He just texted me "pound game, INITIATE! pictures to follow, get on my lvl"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457281)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:32 PM
Author: exciting mischievous point crotch

i'm gonna have to call flame on the "get on my lvl" part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457293)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:33 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

He says this frequently and often inappropriately, whenever he has outperformed anyone at anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457303)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:34 PM
Author: exciting mischievous point crotch

1fucking80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457309)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:40 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

I swear to god, he requested new staplers for the office and the reason he put on the requisition form was that the current model of staplers we had were "not on my level."

The request was rejected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457346)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:41 PM
Author: Garnet Mediation Idiot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457350)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:42 PM
Author: 180 seedy macaca

there's no way someone this great exists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457357)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:44 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

everyone in the office seems to hate him, but the guy is a fountain of 180s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457370)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:47 PM
Author: Garnet Mediation Idiot

He sounds like a novel character, but better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457385)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:12 PM
Author: Chrome reading party

this is a true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601751)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: Bateful step-uncle's house

Jesus Christ, I fucking lost it at this. Absolutely brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627372)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:41 PM
Author: Brindle Flirting Dilemma

i don't think i've laughed this hard since kitties live-chatted taking a shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673731)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:02 PM
Author: motley yapping really tough guy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043690)



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Date: June 8th, 2011 2:57 AM
Author: bat shit crazy outnumbered factory reset button

this gave me the biggest laugh i've had in all of 2011. thanks, 2010.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18195623)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:29 PM
Author: godawful vermilion senate

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588080)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 10:00 PM
Author: Razzle goyim voyeur

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639121)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 5:06 PM
Author: indigo elastic band public bath

omfg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810525)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:34 PM
Author: Turquoise state windowlicker

(estrada's colleague from the future)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457307)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:43 PM
Author: pearl multi-billionaire

This whole thread is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457810)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: zippy twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457854)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 7:27 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

He had a compression boot on today like what you get when you sprain your ankle. Despite pretty much everyone who saw him asking what happened he refuses to tell anyone how he got hurt or to what extent because "that's his freedom."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15487032)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: Crimson party of the first part

Ok, this one gave away your flame; clearly a quote taken from the asian dood caught beating off in the computer lab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563797)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:16 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563808)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:21 PM
Author: Crimson party of the first part

Shit lemme see if I can find it. Someone posted it here a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563834)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: Crimson party of the first part

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu1-ZeEPo9c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563845)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 6:41 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

I asked him what his superpower would be if he could have any one and he said "either being able to control the DNA content of my ejaculate or instant death."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507359)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:05 PM
Author: arousing disgusting circlehead

lol

Have you read any of his legal briefs? Are they coherent?

Does this guy have a girlfriend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507633)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:09 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

extremely. I have no doubt the guy is smarter than me and I don't dish that compliment out lightly. He's just a really eccentric guy who honestly does not give a fuck if people think he is weird. No GF, but he claims to get a lot of tail and I've seen him chat up chicks before. He's an above average looking guy, which I'm sure helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507687)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:10 PM
Author: Sapphire Shitlib

flame aspies can't chat up women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507693)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: arousing disgusting circlehead

Aren't ipods crazy?

hahahahahah I want to be with him chatting up girls. I'm betting he's brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507702)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

I want a shirt that says this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507711)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:13 PM
Author: arousing disgusting circlehead

Can you steal the file of conversational starters, strip it of meta data (or just copy it to notepad and save) and post it plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507732)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there anymore, I think he realized that I looked at it. I really hope he doesn't lurk here now that I think of it. I was however able to retrieve his google search history, which, among a ton of boring legal shit, included such gems as:

"make crab rangoons"

"muy thai kick technique"

"do cats have emotions"

"what's wrong with slyvester stalone's face"

"d b cooper"

"homemade harpoon gun"

"make a net"

"blinking world record"

"gay conspiracy theory" (WTF?)

"fred durst death"

"radioactive banana" (WTF?)

"moth people"

"mothman conspiracy"

"mothman sightings"

"mothman friendly"

"mothman sexuality"

"get around website blocker"

"web proxy"

This is only going back to May btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514707)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:41 PM
Author: Garnet Mediation Idiot

Do cats have emotions? ROFL. Is this guy Watchmen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514727)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:14 PM
Author: Chrome reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601760)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:44 PM
Author: big big-titted church

do cats have emotions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514757)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:52 PM
Author: Metal glittery marketing idea

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514845)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 10:23 PM
Author: sepia alcoholic pisswyrm

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15518791)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: misanthropic electric spot azn

180^180. Love the mothman progression. I am crying here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553280)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 8:19 PM
Author: lake sickened prole telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15573133)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 9:18 PM
Author: Stimulating chestnut bawdyhouse love of her life

lol cr, trying to get around filter so that he can read about mothman sexuality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649594)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:49 PM
Author: fragrant shimmering heaven

thanks for my new username and siggy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564018)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: fragrant shimmering heaven

"homemade harpoon gun"

"make a net"

i suppose he searched for these 2 things one after the other in order to gather information that will be useful to him in his attempts to capture one of the elusive creatures known as " WG"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564044)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:56 PM
Author: umber fighting center laser beams

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564520)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:46 PM
Author: thriller henna hall

i dont think 180 really does this justice. you need to be writing comedy shit in hollywood or something with that talent..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572312)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:30 PM
Author: sable diverse nibblets

Bananas contain potassium-40, which is radioactive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572643)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: Razzle goyim voyeur

TYSVMFT

180^180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639159)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 11:37 AM
Author: Titillating hairless set

"mothman friendly"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837388)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 6:35 PM
Author: histrionic orchestra pit jewess

I had forgotten that this is where mothman sexuality comes from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243384)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

its more of him just talking at them until he says something that doesn't go over their heads and they laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507705)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:43 PM
Author: Garnet Mediation Idiot

I really think I might adopt the "get on my level" thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514748)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:06 PM
Author: mustard giraffe

this thread should be in the museum of awesome art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507641)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:07 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

He talked about Gulliver's Travels today. In a recorded deposition. For at least three solid minutes. By the time he concluded the entire room had grown silent, confused and afraid; it was as if they were watching a dragon hatch from a egg for the first time, unsure if it would imprint and love them forever or kill them without hesitation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525709)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:31 PM
Author: Heady harsh shrine cumskin

wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525831)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:34 PM
Author: jade marvelous depressive hominid

Why scared? Unless he was saying it in a menacing voice or seemed just completely insane, I imagine the reaction would be confusion and annoyance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525857)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 7:36 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

Kinda like when a homeless guy starts yelling on the subway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15526723)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:36 PM
Author: Grizzly resort philosopher-king

tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525873)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: boyish stubborn lay associate

LOL, greatest post ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531774)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 8:21 PM
Author: 180 seedy macaca

i'm going to be sad when this thread dies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15554590)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:55 PM
Author: umber fighting center laser beams

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564512)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:06 PM
Author: Green corn cake

this is a jaw-dropping 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587879)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:23 PM
Author: sadistic ticket booth famous landscape painting

never stop posting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635490)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:40 PM
Author: Slippery Frozen Mad-dog Skullcap

This thread is heaps and heaps of 180.

If it is flame, you sir deserve a medal for your creativity.

"do cats have emotions" LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525893)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:52 PM
Author: Wonderful Liquid Oxygen Ceo

you immediately became one of my favorite poasters with this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525981)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:25 PM
Author: Low-t medicated dopamine mood

I concur.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531709)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: 180 seedy macaca

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531772)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:55 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

"You doing anything cool tonight?"

"Are you familiar with Mad Max the film?"

"Yea, it's a great flick. You watching that tonight?"

"No, I'm DOING that tonight."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531908)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:38 PM
Author: ruddy gay wizard brunch

my favorite lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572263)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:39 PM
Author: ruddy gay wizard brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572271)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 8:14 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal maniacal lodge

holy shit i must use this IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627905)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 2:42 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal maniacal lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635215)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

Today I was looking for something in the pile of files in his office. He was slumped in his chair listening absently to the phone, saying nothing, just staring at his desk. When I look at him he covers the receiver with his hand and whispers "What's a sodomy raffle?" I told him I didn't think such a thing exists, to which he responded, "yeah, he probably said something else."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553214)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: Heady harsh shrine cumskin

OH THEY EXIST ALRIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553220)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:40 PM
Author: cowardly trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649435)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:09 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

Today he gave me a brief overview of how he would revamp general traffic rules in the US; it includes personal speed limits based on "driver expertise points" and and 4-way stop/yield laws based on relative make and model prestige. We then debate for 20 minutes about who yields in Lincoln town car v. H2 Hummer, which eventually devolves into him sending the entire legal department a survey worded with an overt pro-hummer bias.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563739)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: Heady harsh shrine cumskin

You're making this up, aren't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563753)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

I dress it up a bit, but every one of these things happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563774)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: Heady harsh shrine cumskin

Whatever it is, it's thrilling!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563793)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:50 PM
Author: jade marvelous depressive hominid

I agree about the personal speed limit. My gf and her family should have to go 1/2 the speed of any1 on the road just to be safe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564487)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: Dashing dysfunction

holy shit best thread ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563772)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:51 PM
Author: cowardly trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564043)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: fragrant shimmering heaven

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564055)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:54 PM
Author: fluffy self-absorbed newt nursing home

this thread delivers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564067)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: claret forum

180, flame or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564138)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: beta purple hissy fit whorehouse

true 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564469)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:57 PM
Author: umber fighting center laser beams

perhaps the only truly 180 thread of the last 3 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564528)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 8:06 PM
Author: flushed den

don't care if it's flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564584)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:29 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

While discussing the last words of Alexander the Great, the conversation turns to what we would want our own last words to be. He says he wants his last words to be delivered via text message to everyone in his phone book as his final act. Anxiously, I asked what he would send, to which he replied "Asterisk dies asterisk"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572190)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: spectacular idiotic theater

*.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572213)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:33 PM
Author: sepia alcoholic pisswyrm

*dies*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572231)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:07 PM
Author: big big-titted church

He definitely posts on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587881)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:36 PM
Author: Heady harsh shrine cumskin

I think he just has a strange but undeniably amusing sense of humor. Invite him to xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572245)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:14 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

if not for this thread i would. sometimes I wonder if he's actually watchmen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572504)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:16 PM
Author: cowardly trailer park

he almost *has* to post here no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572520)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:18 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

i half expect him to pwn me with a printout of this thread on my last day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572538)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:24 PM
Author: multi-colored faggot firefighter queen of the night

This guy is brilliant. This is like some next level Andy Kaufman shit, where you will never know if he is putting you on or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572589)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:01 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

I've been keeping a list of his one liners since I started this thread since none of them really deserve their own posts.

(Preparing for court) "Is this tie sufficiently menacing?"

(A handwritten note slid to me at counsel table) "When I give the signal, START SWINGING."

(At lunch) "Is there a breath holding requirement for navy seals?" *takes audible, deep breath, holds for ~20 seconds* "How long was that?"

(To an unfamiliar defense attorney before an arraignment) "You box?"

(Sitting around) "Did you see Finneas and Ferb yesterday?"

(I walk in first thing in the morning, his printer is completely disassembled on his desk. In an angry, terse tone:) "DO YOU- ..."

(Outside. A nominally heavy middle aged woman crosses the street 3 blocks away. He hits my arm with the back of his hand, leans back, closes one eye and points directly at her and makes the wah-wa-waaaa disappointed sound.)

(I walk into his office late on a Friday, he is standing with two other guys in suits who I do not recognize. He points to me with both hands:) "Grizwald's Pub. Right now. You in?" (There is no Grizwald's Pub.)

(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish from his interior suit pocket and hands it to a homeless guy without acknowledging him.)

"Think there are any blogs about Houdini?"

(Interjecting into a conversation) "You need building schematics? I can GET YOU building schematics bro." (No one was talking about building schematics.)

(On at least 4 separate occasions.) "I'm going to get an RC car with a camera on it." (When asked why he only responds with "THINK ABOUT IT!")

(re C&F) "I disclosed my juvenile collar for tagging... (disappointed) ... they didn't ask me about it."

(re drug experimentation) "Yeah I tried meth once, that's the licoricey one right?"

"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be some number of dog lives that equal a human life."

"My great uncle was a cereal tycoon."

"I'm not scared of him, I just don't want to confront or upset him because of how he would retaliate against me."

"I had this dream I worked in a factory that removed chicken's beaks." "... and??" *he laughs* "I know right?!"

(Excitedly storming into the office) "Dude, dude, have you SEEN the Usual Suspects?! Huge twist, huge."

(Despite uncontroverted, authoritative evidence to the contrary, he insists Estonia has no income taxes.)

"No man, falconry is like EXTREMELY exclusive. There's only one falcon master left on Earth and he's very picky, I've researched this."

"Sometimes you gotta roll with the thunder." *makes thunder noise*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581799)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:09 PM
Author: exciting mischievous point crotch

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581867)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:25 PM
Author: Vigorous Cocky Hairy Legs

RLY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581998)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:47 PM
Author: Domesticated Base

complete 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582794)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:51 PM
Author: Stimulating chestnut bawdyhouse love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582832)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: ruddy gay wizard brunch

i. am. impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582971)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:14 PM
Author: Bistre Insane Parlor

holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15583069)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 12:54 PM
Author: big big-titted church

"(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish from his interior suit pocket and hands it to a homeless guy without acknowledging him.)"

This is one of the most incredible things I've ever heard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587798)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: galvanic sound barrier half-breed

agreed, this man is a brilliant, deliberate humorist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588050)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: sadistic ticket booth famous landscape painting

This guy is pimp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635568)



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Date: August 5th, 2010 9:35 PM
Author: Turquoise state windowlicker

i lolled as i have done something similar (pale imitation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15714570)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:06 PM
Author: Dashing dysfunction

jesus LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587874)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:28 PM
Author: Heady harsh shrine cumskin

You should seriously consider writing a short (30K word) humor book about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588072)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: transparent site

"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be some number of dog lives that equal a human life."

holy fuck 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601702)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: sadistic ticket booth famous landscape painting

Jesus Lord this was funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635573)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:44 PM
Author: cowardly trailer park

i want to be this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673748)



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Date: August 28th, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: Titillating hairless set

"DO YOU- ..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15904012)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:37 PM
Author: Stimulating chestnut bawdyhouse love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582714)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: anal scourge upon the earth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582812)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:54 PM
Author: aqua institution rigor

u are a gentleman and scholar, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582861)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:02 PM
Author: spectacular idiotic theater

this is too good to be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582941)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: ruddy gay wizard brunch

this is what scares me the moast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582977)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:25 PM
Author: Crusty Cheese-eating Sex Offender Stock Car

"I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there anymore"

So this thread is flame. Still, 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15583189)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:05 PM
Author: Titillating hairless set

Absolutely amazing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587865)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:24 PM
Author: dun vivacious nowag meetinghouse

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588029)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:27 PM
Author: Rough-skinned boiling water abode

I do feel kind of sad for the dood. Hope you're running shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588060)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:30 PM
Author: big big-titted church

WTF



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588101)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:34 PM
Author: godawful vermilion senate

this is so awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588129)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:36 PM
Author: galvanic sound barrier half-breed

I'm actually considering sharing this on twitter

someone should digg it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588143)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:42 PM
Author: contagious impressive mother

Who is this guy? I'm considering applying to law school, just so I can get a position with the DA and work with this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588178)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 7:15 PM
Author: disrespectful comical chapel

http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss194/fuzzydoodle/Internet%20Funny/kittys-love-thread.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15590983)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 10:36 PM
Author: Titillating hairless set

slackfist cumduster, consider yourself a made man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601453)



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Date: July 26th, 2010 6:02 AM
Author: laughsome nighttime piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15614513)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:48 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

A recent aggressive escalation of one of his long standing shticks has given me a strong suspicion that he is running IRL flame on the office purely for his own amusement.

I've titled it the "my friend Robert" shtick, which basically involves him making clearly erroneous statements to coworkers based on the representations of his extremely credentialed friend Robert. Two shocking new instances include his searching for "high performance" car batteries online after his friend Robert (who has a physics degree) told him his current battery "didn't have enough ohms to run his car properly"; and his taking half a sick day to go to the doctor since his friend Robert (who is in medical school) told him he had clubbing in his fingers which may indicate lung cancer or other lung diseases.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626384)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:49 PM
Author: big big-titted church

Have you ever asked to meet Robert?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626391)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:53 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

No. For the same reasons I don't wake sleepwalkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626414)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 6:57 PM
Author: massive kink-friendly milk

your being trolled IRL. he's posting a thread about you on some aspie board right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627333)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 8:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Affirmative Action Community Account

Someone already said it, but this really is the best thread xo has seen in 3 years, and one of the best ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627808)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:21 PM
Author: Adventurous ape

I tried to explain it to my bf and couldn't get the brilliance across.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635478)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:27 PM
Author: trip indecent headpube indian lodge

ditch the dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635516)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:28 PM
Author: anal scourge upon the earth

ATD!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635520)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: sepia alcoholic pisswyrm

absolutely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15636999)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 6:50 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

I asked to second chair at his closing argument for a particularly interesting case today. As I approached his office door I noticed it was closed, which is unusual. As I got closer the treble heavy, muffled techno music grew louder. Upon entering his office I saw him sitting serenely at his desk, blaring Darude's Sandstorm from his tiny, crappy computer speakers. Once he notices me he confides his frustration at the speakers lack of bass and how they no longer let him bring his JVC Kaboom box into the office. When I ask if he is ready for the closing he tells me that "those who dare oppose me will stand knee deep in the blood of their children" then attempts to give me crazy eyes, but ends up looking like a guy with really bad CP who just smelled a gross fart. I laugh so hard I get light headed. I end up not going into the court room since I keep remembering the face and bursting into laughter at inappropriate times, completely unable to restrain myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15637247)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 9:55 PM
Author: massive kink-friendly milk

jvc kaboom box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639069)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:41 PM
Author: Appetizing lilac turdskin hunting ground

credited post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649448)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 3:19 PM
Author: contagious impressive mother

What is CP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15644910)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: Abnormal Stag Film Weed Whacker

cerebral palsy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15645068)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:38 PM
Author: massive kink-friendly milk

http://nursingpub.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cerebral-palsy.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649416)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:45 PM
Author: cowardly trailer park

i am just in awe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649477)



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Date: July 31st, 2010 5:09 AM
Author: sadistic ticket booth famous landscape painting

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15661042)



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Date: July 31st, 2010 5:20 AM
Author: aqua institution rigor

"Can you tell I use an electric razor?"

I feel like this one might work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15661070)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:39 PM
Author: sepia alcoholic pisswyrm

*Lightly caresses your face*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673703)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:45 PM
Author: trip indecent headpube indian lodge

never stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673753)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: Odious stage roommate

MOAR ANECDOTES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673774)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:30 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

His vacation begins tomorrow and I am done at the end of the week, so today was the last day we spent together.

After realizing this, he somewhat curbed his usual subtle flame lead-in and began crafting hamhanded situations in which I would use his new phone to call someone or answer a call made to it. It wasn't until the third time I made a call that I noticed it. He has one of those 3G smartphones with the scrolling list of contacts accompanied by a picture. Spinning rapidly all the way through until the F names something caught my eye, a silly contact picture.

No one I recognized, a closeup of guy in his 30's, totally normal except for one thing, his eyes were looking in impossibly different directions, one to the upper left, the other to the lower right. It's a humorous image, but I don't even laugh out loud, until the next F name, closeup of an older woman, probably late 60's, same eyes, and the next, and the next, and the next.

I literally lose my breath, my heart pounds in my ears. The top of the screen says 214 contacts, I'm scrolling fast now, stopping at random points, spin, googly eyes, spin googly eyes, our boss, googly eyes, "Mom", googly eyes, his accountant, website photo with googly eyes.

Each of the 214 photos, painstakingly photoshopped. I'm doing that breathless kind of laugh that sounds like mourning/being choked. He tries not to react to my reaction, but for an instant I'm sure he cracks a smile, then deadpans, "why are you laughing?"

At the end of the day I tell him how great it was to work with him and ask if we could keep in touch. He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me a faggot, and walks away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695428)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:32 PM
Author: insecure son of senegal

Pretty much crying, tysm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695459)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:34 PM
Author: Fuchsia Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria

truly the thread of the summer. thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695472)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 12:57 PM
Author: 180 seedy macaca

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15699805)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:35 PM
Author: Crusty Cheese-eating Sex Offender Stock Car

"He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me a faggot, and walks away."

This gives away the flame, but thank you nevertheless for this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700454)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:35 PM
Author: big big-titted church

A perfect ending to a perfect summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700459)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: Bistre Insane Parlor

This is the greatest man of our generation. This is what a lawyer is supposed to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847810)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 9:15 PM
Author: Floppy international law enforcement agency

hysterical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16996465)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:28 PM
Author: cerebral topaz parlour dragon

I just discovered this thread. Absolutely epic. I want to poast in it so I can be a part of xo history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700399)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:12 PM
Author: Low-t medicated dopamine mood

I'd almost forgotten what good shtick/flame looked like. Thank you for renewing my faith in XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701791)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:15 PM
Author: massive kink-friendly milk

200+ posts and the most negative comment is that it's probably not true. That's never happened on XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701814)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:30 PM
Author: sadistic ticket booth famous landscape painting

Even if it were fictional, the writing and the skill and shit makes it even more impressiev.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701966)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:17 PM
Author: sadistic ticket booth famous landscape painting

I looked forward to updates to this thread more than episodes of Burn Notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701832)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: red church building

Awesome thread. I'm picturing this guy as a supporting character in a film about a plucky young law student's misadventures in NYC during the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15702426)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 8:57 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

Hard to get a coherent narrative out of this. I think at best he could make a recurring, sporadic, tangential comic relief character in a serial, ala Dwight Schrute as earlier noted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704045)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:18 PM
Author: Talented rusted juggernaut gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704244)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:37 PM
Author: sepia alcoholic pisswyrm

This thread represents the exact opposite of everything bel is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704450)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:39 PM
Author: sepia alcoholic pisswyrm

Can this get stickied for awhile???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704471)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:54 PM
Author: Duck-like sticky friendly grandma

i can't believe this is the first time im reading this thread... thank you so much *cries*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704618)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 10:19 PM
Author: Odious stage roommate

Bravo sir. Bravo. I look forward to your next 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704885)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 11:26 PM
Author: hairraiser stage

180

flame. i liked the subtle nods to old xoxo shticks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15705726)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 10:36 PM
Author: chartreuse market skinny woman

which schticks?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15740992)



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Date: August 5th, 2010 9:46 PM
Author: Charismatic hideous national french chef

ask him how he feels about crustaceans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15714695)



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Date: August 6th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: Ivory Crawly Rehab

The more I think about it, the more this guy sounds EXACTLY like this guy I dated back in highschool, except I think he went into non-profit work in Indonesia instead of law. He used to randomly punch things to harden his knuckles, loved muy thai, etc. We got that "Oh shit I'm trapped in a room with a crazy person" look from my roommates all the time. We used to hang out in Harvard Yard and pretend to beat each other up. I'd try to kick him in the balls and he'd try to deflect.

Good times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15720541)



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Date: August 23rd, 2011 2:18 AM
Author: Aromatic house main people

omfg what is wrong with chicks? just shut the fuck up no one cares for crying out loud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18814656)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 8:12 PM
Author: silver double fault water buffalo

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15739535)



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Date: August 17th, 2010 12:59 PM
Author: Low-t medicated dopamine mood

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15810003)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 10:48 PM
Author: tan people who are hurt corner

this is truly great, I can't believe I only just found it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15741161)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 1:22 AM
Author: beady-eyed persian

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768291)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 1:50 AM
Author: Navy Erotic Station

180

Best of Show

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768485)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 2:18 AM
Author: Obsidian pungent clown quadroon

best thread in a long time. how did i not see it all summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768661)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 5:33 PM
Author: jade marvelous depressive hominid

It is the rare post like this that keeps me at xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15821300)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 12:56 PM
Author: Pearly theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837910)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 1:04 PM
Author: Yellow trump supporter stead

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837950)



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Date: August 28th, 2010 12:37 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

welcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15903615)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:36 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

my life is so empty without him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847734)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:56 PM
Author: Bistre Insane Parlor

He's represents why we all wanted to be lawyers. We became cowards, he's trolling IRL. He's better than us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847823)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:44 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

In what is, by at least an order of magnitude, the best news I have received this year, I have been invited to a cookout at the apartment of the greatest human being I have ever had the privilege to know.

Upon opening my mailbox, I immediately recognized the invitation as his handiwork. The format was a 9x11 inch white envelope haphazardly addressed with a red sharpie. No return address. Two upside down rectangular horse stamps.

With a childlike anticipation I haven't experienced since Christmas morning in the early 90s, I cautiously opened the top end with a steak knife. Empty... While I could objectively appreciate the awesomeness of this joke, I couldn't help but be disappointed, and frankly, personally hurt.

But alas, a closer inspection of the inside of the envelope revealed further scribblings drafted with a barely perceptible and badly faded highlighter. I cut the rest of the edges open to unfold it into a large sheet of paper and moved to better light. (As a side note, all of the edges were intact so I have no fucking idea how he wrote in there.)

It read:

Please forgive the unconventional stationary, this party is only for the clever.

WHERE: Sept 26, 4:00-???

WHERE: [radek address]

WHERE: BBQ

WHAT: Please RSVP immediately, if not out of courtesy, then as proof of your problem solving abilities. No pets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989628)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: Talented rusted juggernaut gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989662)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:52 PM
Author: Low-t medicated dopamine mood

finally, a reason NOT to kill myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989705)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:00 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

Expected more excitement about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989771)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:02 PM
Author: Talented rusted juggernaut gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989784)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 1:59 PM
Author: big big-titted church

Everyone probably assumed it was just a bump. This deserves its own post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043674)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 3:27 PM
Author: trip indecent headpube indian lodge

cr. the start of a new season of great episodes. the start of a new era.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16044246)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:26 PM
Author: jade marvelous depressive hominid

While I firmly believe this thread is a flame. OP you are a genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989967)



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Date: September 12th, 2010 8:05 PM
Author: Sexy Trust Fund

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16029188)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: Twinkling cruise ship

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043702)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 9:50 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

2 more weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16047090)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. I'm fucking giddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16105730)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 6:34 PM
Author: Mind-boggling slap-happy chad

I'm looking forward to reading about this cookout more than anything I have on the horizon for this weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16105795)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 11:27 PM
Author: Gold fear-inspiring coldplay fan property

You little SHIT! You invited all these XOXO faggots to my BBQ? I am going to have to spend all my time muy thai-ing these shits and not macking on all the pussy I plan to pound that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16108971)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 2:31 PM
Author: big big-titted church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16123613)



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Date: September 25th, 2010 3:34 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

Tomorrow...

Tomorrow...

Tomorrow...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16139230)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 1:57 PM
Author: racy frisky principal's office tattoo

tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043662)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:15 PM
Author: Maize tanning salon idea he suggested

You should write a short story about this dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043762)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:33 PM
Author: Curious Doctorate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043922)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 2:56 PM
Author: Stirring police squad

literally makes my day every time i read this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16123823)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 4:39 PM
Author: supple mexican death wish

GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16124323)



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Date: September 26th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a replica of the elephant mans skeleton in a glass display case. ill do a full write up tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16148618)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 12:02 AM
Author: Buff Karate Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16152366)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:13 PM
Author: Clear casino

"oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a replica of the elephant mans skeleton in a glass display case. ill do a full write up tonight."

Are we all in agreement that this post proves that this was a flame?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283633)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:15 PM
Author: free-loading passionate indirect expression business firm

he has said that these stories are exaggerations of true events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283648)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 3:01 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

[redacted]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16155760)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 3:23 PM
Author: Pearly theater stage

vat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16155960)



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Date: September 30th, 2010 1:46 AM
Author: Vibrant library background story

What the fuck is going on here? I've been holding my breath for days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16178386)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:35 PM
Author: big big-titted church

weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283774)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 12:06 AM
Author: Cracking range

I don't care if this is the most elaborate lead-in to Fresh Prince lyrics in history, I desperately need an update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16280490)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 12:58 PM
Author:  Faggotry

I am rather concerned as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283559)



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Date: October 20th, 2010 2:27 PM
Author: Elite orange partner university

i cannot wait!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16339796)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author:  azure gunner deer antler

TYVM for this thread. "Aren't iPods crazy" has become an IRL meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283746)



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Date: October 20th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy chest-beating native dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16339708)



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Date: October 21st, 2010 10:29 PM
Author: supple mexican death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16352395)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 5:22 AM
Author: galvanic sound barrier half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16428602)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 12:30 PM
Author: fragrant shimmering heaven

bumping the greatest thread of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16429454)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 1:25 PM
Author: Talented rusted juggernaut gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16429686)



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Date: December 3rd, 2010 10:53 PM
Author:  Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16715278)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:49 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

I got released from the hospital a few days ago, I will not discuss details about this for anonymity reasons.

The guy no longer works for the DA's office, he quit without giving notice, any notice, to anyone, as in he just stopped coming to work. His cell is no longer in service. The out of office reply to his personal email is as follows:

*****

Hey, guys, I'm going to Tibet or Korea or something for awhile for this, like, start-up project and I guess they're pretty off the grid over there. If it's an emergency call [redacted hotel number that always goes to an answering machine and is never returned, the message is in French followed by what I think is Mandarin] and ask for me. Had to get in on the ground floor of this ASAP so sorry for the short notice.

To [brother]: If you don't want to take care of the birds just let them free in a forest or shopping mall.

To [presumable GF]: I'm dumping you obviously.

To [slackfist]: If you ever wake up I'm sorry I gave you that shit [massive OD of datura] and I'm sorry didn't stop you when you tried to do that thing [dive through the gap of a giant, slowly spinning industrial fan in an isolated corner of an illegal warehouse rave: successfully, then again later, unsuccessfully].

Please don't look for me,

[Aspie Alpha ADA], Esq.

*****

I remember almost nothing from the night of the party. I remember his house being huge, I remember doing the nightshade tea, I vaguely remember an Asian guy beating the hell out of an Asian woman. I know he crashed his car and hurt someone. I know what ego death is now. I am fine physically except for some serious scars and for the first day or two after I came out of the coma I couldn't remember the right words for most nouns and some verbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16720968)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:54 PM
Author: Ruby Theatre

wat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721031)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:59 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

Things did not go well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721078)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:00 PM
Author: Ruby Theatre

I dont even

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721089)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

I'm considering writing a tell all and having rach take this thread down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721109)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: Ruby Theatre

please don't take the thread down, it's easily a top 10 thread all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721119)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:22 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

i'd have to do it under a pen name anyway to protect my career (or what's left of it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721306)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: Flickering cream area

what have you missed the last few months? were you employed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721315)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:25 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

This happened at the end of my summer gig. I missed the whole first semester of 3L, so I'll graduate in the middle of next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721334)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: fragrant shimmering heaven

DONT KILL THIS THREAD! BEST THREAD ON HERE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721121)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: fragrant shimmering heaven

lolololololololololololllololololololololoolololololololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721114)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:07 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

EDIT

wgwag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721186)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:05 PM
Author: Flickering cream area

Dude I thought you were in law school? Also, 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721158)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:09 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

EDIT

I shouldn't be saying this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721203)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: Flickering cream area

i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721233)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 6:08 PM
Author: fishy plaza

you took the flame way too far here, but still a solid thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16970004)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

[radek]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721236)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:16 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

He brought me a lifesized wooden carving of a hand giving a thumbs up while I was unconscious in the hospital. At least I assume that was who it was from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721260)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:18 PM
Author: Flickering cream area

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721278)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: Onyx location

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721365)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:29 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

I regret nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721375)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:34 PM
Author: Bull headed pontificating jew temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16818253)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:58 PM
Author: Talented rusted juggernaut gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16818415)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:15 PM
Author: White sweet tailpipe

*starts a slow clap*

*all of xoxo slowly joins in*

*clapping rises to a raucous crescendo*

*cheers rise from the crowd*

*all go silent, breathing heavily*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16823031)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:29 PM
Author: jade marvelous depressive hominid

*joins in slow clap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16823257)



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Date: December 29th, 2010 4:38 PM
Author: Titillating hairless set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16924708)



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Date: December 28th, 2010 12:33 PM
Author: Nudist Place Of Business Personal Credit Line

thread of the year for 2010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16914991)



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Date: December 29th, 2010 4:42 PM
Author: Talented rusted juggernaut gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16924728)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 4:59 PM
Author: primrose very tactful new version

Yo Pedro, I'm really happy for you, I'ma Let you finish, but slackfist has the best thread of all time! Of all time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969423)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:56 PM
Author: spruce confused stain

word, one of these guys needs to get the fuck out of law and become a writer (op if flame, ADA if not). i NEVER laugh out loud when i'm by myself, and this had me choking on my drink

this is the first 180 i've given

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969904)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 4:53 PM
Author: Bull headed pontificating jew temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969372)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:37 PM
Author: Chocolate zombie-like

damn, first time I've seen this thread

even though I'm here way too much, I'm not here enough, it seems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969768)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 8:04 PM
Author:  Faggotry

I'd been waiting for this update for months, so TY.

However, the only part I don't understand is how you were okay enough to check out of the hospital AMA the next day and take a cab back to his place to see if your car was still there, but now you're saying you were so messed up that you were in the hospital for months.

Did something else happen the second time you went to his house?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16995968)



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Date: January 10th, 2011 6:13 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

Nah, this whole thread was flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17021223)



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Date: January 10th, 2011 6:18 PM
Author: primrose very tactful new version

but of course you'd have to say that now........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17021264)



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Date: January 11th, 2011 9:07 PM
Author:  Faggotry

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17031650)



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Date: March 2nd, 2011 2:02 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy chest-beating native dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17412777)



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Date: February 14th, 2011 8:16 PM
Author: cobalt toaster

still 180

especially list of google search terms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17285999)



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Date: February 15th, 2011 7:00 AM
Author: fragrant shimmering heaven

obviously i agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17288939)



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Date: March 5th, 2011 6:18 PM
Author: avocado foreskin

best flame eva

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17438476)



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Date: March 5th, 2011 6:19 PM
Author: carmine masturbator messiness

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17438487)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:12 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649033)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:41 PM
Author: gay sandwich cuck

This is the first time I am reading this thread. Tears are rolling down my face. I can't stop laughing. Holy fucking shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649289)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:53 PM
Author: jade marvelous depressive hominid

This is the greatest thread on Xo, although it saddens me that this man does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649390)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:56 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

he does tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649413)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 9:39 PM
Author: Stimulating chestnut bawdyhouse love of her life

in are hearts and minds and in the soul of xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649707)



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Date: May 5th, 2011 5:27 PM
Author: Jet-lagged puce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17933360)



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Date: May 9th, 2011 11:42 PM
Author: aqua institution rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17967277)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 2:47 AM
Author: black legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18168515)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 3:45 AM
Author: mahogany



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18168858)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 5:24 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18169162)



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Date: June 8th, 2011 3:49 AM
Author:  bonkers psychic

Thx for the bump, I must've missed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18195732)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:12 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

IF I were to take a full time job in the same department as this guy, would a second volume of anecdotes as a colleague instead of a summer be a good idea assuming it is well executed?

I don't want to ruin this thread but I feel like there's more of this story to be told.

Honest opinions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242408)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:25 PM
Author: mahogany

You would have to kick it off with a 24:Season Six style release from a Chinese prison camp or something, to explain his sudden disappearance at the end of the first season. It could work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242476)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:30 PM
Author: sadistic ticket booth famous landscape painting

I know. What a flamer lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242505)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:42 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale

It's not flame, one of his brothers owns a dealership and construction company in Vegas, where he's been doing legal work for since last year. He never left the country at all. He offered me a job doing his bitchwork until I can take the NV bar and I'm seriously considering it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242572)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:56 PM
Author: hyperventilating antidepressant drug

yes. please do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242655)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:58 PM
Author: Green corn cake

"he never left the country at all"

omfg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242668)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:32 PM
Author: hyperventilating antidepressant drug

i'd start a separate thread, but yes. even if some of it will be derivative, it has the potential to be the most credited thing on xo for some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242511)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:38 PM
Author: mahogany

Be interesting to see if OP is a one-hit wonder or a true genius who can carry a whole series of this. If the latter, an interwebz->book deal could be in his future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242549)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:55 PM
Author: sadistic ticket booth famous landscape painting

A novel length treatment would be great movie bait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242650)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:33 PM
Author: ocher pistol

go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242521)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 7:14 PM
Author: Heady harsh shrine cumskin

New thread, but link to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243690)



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Date: July 17th, 2011 1:47 AM
Author:  emerald round eye

this may be the greatest thread of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18527819)



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Date: August 5th, 2011 12:52 AM
Author: abusive wrinkle

went from the pedo thread to ed to google and randomly came upon this jewel. hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18684721)



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Date: August 9th, 2011 4:58 AM
Author: frum charcoal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18716038)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 4:59 PM
Author: Titillating hairless set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810511)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 5:35 PM
Author:  blathering private investor

I can't believe I just discovered this. This is the greatest thing I've ever read. Please, in all honesty, do yourself a favor and make this into a screenplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810647)



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Date: August 24th, 2011 1:21 AM
Author: Aromatic house main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18822029)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:01 PM
Author:  Tripping Wagecucks

Pretty easily the greatest thing I've ever seen on this site

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18922169)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 10:29 PM
Author: Nudist Place Of Business Personal Credit Line

so good.

so good.

so good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19009389)



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Date: October 1st, 2011 7:04 PM
Author: disrespectful comical chapel

tears. actual tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19081236)



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Date: October 13th, 2011 2:55 AM
Author: Submissive kitty cat

BY FAR the most over rated thread in xoxo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19161049)



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Date: October 13th, 2011 10:56 AM
Author: Violent goal in life

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19161746)



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Date: December 26th, 2011 3:17 PM
Author: Bossy digit ratio selfie

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19641996)



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Date: January 2nd, 2012 1:38 AM
Author:  bearded yarmulke

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19688070)