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Anecdotes from an alpha aspie ADA.

I will post these as I encounter them over the summer. T...
slackfist cumduster
  06/24/10
Is he an Asian northwestern grad? If so I may know this guy.
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  06/25/10
joe vaj is actually clerking
Midnight Cowboy
  07/07/10
...
"'"'"''""
  07/16/10
180
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  07/14/10
180
furio
  07/20/10
lolol
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  07/23/10
This actually sounds like a guy I dated back in HS.
'""''''""'"
  08/06/10
...
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  08/18/10
...
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  08/24/10
...
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  07/17/11
he keeps a change of clothes in his office. his blue dress s...
slackfist cumduster
  06/25/10
colorblind?
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  06/25/10
no man, no. i'll ask him on monday.
slackfist cumduster
  06/25/10
I got up the nerve to ask today. Went something like this. ...
slackfist cumduster
  06/30/10
god I hope this isn't flame
The Buzz Aldrin Spacelaw Fellowship
  07/08/10
cr these are 180
Boichester United
  07/20/10
Flame. Aspies cut off the tags.
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  06/25/10
so you work with dwight schrute?
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  06/25/10
basically.
slackfist cumduster
  06/25/10
nice I have a Michael Scott in my office, except he's a s...
(>.<)
  07/21/10
Everyone has a Michael Scott in their office. If you don't k...
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  07/23/10
...
Casa Gozo
  07/08/10
tyft
:D
  06/25/10
...
''"'"''
  06/25/10
...
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  06/25/10
Hilarious
redwood dood
  06/25/10
Today I went to print some stuff off from his computer and n...
slackfist cumduster
  07/07/10
ahahahaha. thanks.
J. is Back in Black
  07/07/10
...
Trump Mountain
  07/07/10
...
Midnight Cowboy
  07/07/10
...
"'"'"''"""
  07/08/10
Hilarious.
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  07/08/10
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/portageville-mo/TM3O8B0SG68K...
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  01/04/11
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/20zg0Q/www.xoxohth.com/thread....
Syndrome of a Down
  06/13/11
QW$TQ4wrjwaroijwaoirjwaoir
joyshtick
  07/08/10
...
redwood dood
  07/16/10
...
"'"'"''""
  07/19/10
...
Boichester United
  07/20/10
180
furio
  07/20/10
1 fucking 80 I can't imagine what I would do if somebody ...
TwisterFan
  07/21/10
...
the klobuchar staffer worth FOUR bottles of water
  07/21/10
...
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  07/23/10
180
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  07/23/10
...
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  09/02/11
please do not stop posting itt. this is fucking awesome
rspm
  07/07/10
Last week I asked if he would write me a LOR at the end of t...
slackfist cumduster
  07/08/10
Aren't iPods crazy?
Midnight Cowboy
  07/08/10
I have a strange feeling that this could be a really effecti...
slackfist cumduster
  07/08/10
the demonstration of sexual harassment seems more problemati...
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  07/08/10
I guess he's worried he will say something harassing in the ...
slackfist cumduster
  07/08/10
180
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  07/23/10
...
Merriweather Post Pavilion
  09/23/10
Where did he graduate from?
anonymice
  07/08/10
t14
slackfist cumduster
  07/08/10
none of this sounds alpha. just sad.
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  07/08/10
you won't be singing the same tune when your wounds are infe...
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  07/08/10
the kimodo punch
FriendlyDood
  07/20/10
man I'm fucking cracking up over here
Boichester United
  07/20/10
I'm laughing my ass off here.
froodfrood
  07/28/10
Can you link us to his bio? I want a pic.
anonymice
  07/08/10
This seems like a poor idea for the OP.
joyshtick
  07/08/10
yea, this would basically be a direct line back to me.
slackfist cumduster
  07/08/10
I just asked him if he had and BIG PLANS this weekend, he re...
slackfist cumduster
  07/09/10
He just texted me "pound game, INITIATE! pictures to fo...
slackfist cumduster
  07/09/10
i'm gonna have to call flame on the "get on my lvl"...
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  07/09/10
He says this frequently and often inappropriately, whenever ...
slackfist cumduster
  07/09/10
1fucking80
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  07/09/10
I swear to god, he requested new staplers for the office and...
slackfist cumduster
  07/09/10
180
joyshtick
  07/09/10
there's no way someone this great exists
"'"'"''"""
  07/09/10
everyone in the office seems to hate him, but the guy is a f...
slackfist cumduster
  07/09/10
He sounds like a novel character, but better.
joyshtick
  07/09/10
this is a true 180
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  07/24/10
Jesus Christ, I fucking lost it at this. Absolutely brillia...
In the harbor, pwning many men
  07/27/10
i don't think i've laughed this hard since kitties live-chat...
J. is Back in Black
  08/01/10
180
Emily Valentine
  09/14/10
this gave me the biggest laugh i've had in all of 2011. tha...
CHILL MAN
  06/08/11
hahaha
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  07/23/10
180
OGC
  07/28/10
omfg
IBM Mainframe Running Rowan Translation Software
  08/22/11
(estrada's colleague from the future)
soulful thuglyfe poet
  07/09/10
This whole thread is 180
Gunner at TTT arguing assault is a slippery slope
  07/09/10
...
hand in unlovable hand
  07/09/10
He had a compression boot on today like what you get when yo...
slackfist cumduster
  07/12/10
Ok, this one gave away your flame; clearly a quote taken fro...
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  07/20/10
link?
slackfist cumduster
  07/20/10
Shit lemme see if I can find it. Someone posted it here a f...
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  07/20/10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu1-ZeEPo9c
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  07/20/10
I asked him what his superpower would be if he could have an...
slackfist cumduster
  07/14/10
lol Have you read any of his legal briefs? Are they cohe...
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  07/14/10
extremely. I have no doubt the guy is smarter than me and I ...
slackfist cumduster
  07/14/10
flame aspies can't chat up women
warrington wolves
  07/14/10
Aren't ipods crazy? hahahahahah I want to be with him ...
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  07/14/10
I want a shirt that says this
slackfist cumduster
  07/14/10
Can you steal the file of conversational starters, strip it ...
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  07/14/10
I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there...
slackfist cumduster
  07/15/10
Do cats have emotions? ROFL. Is this guy Watchmen?
joyshtick
  07/15/10
...
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  07/24/10
do cats have emotions
FriendlyDood
  07/15/10
180
Trump Mountain
  07/15/10
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
Syndrome of a Down
  07/15/10
180^180. Love the mothman progression. I am crying here.
H.R. Puffendorf
  07/19/10
...
the klobuchar staffer worth FOUR bottles of water
  07/21/10
lol cr, trying to get around filter so that he can read abou...
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  03/30/11
thanks for my new username and siggy
Reema Bajaj's bolt on tits
  07/20/10
"homemade harpoon gun" "make a net" ...
Reema Bajaj's bolt on tits
  07/20/10
180
furio
  07/20/10
i dont think 180 really does this justice. you need to be w...
der_riese
  07/21/10
Bananas contain potassium-40, which is radioactive.
TwisterFan
  07/21/10
TYSVMFT 180^180^180
OGC
  07/28/10
"mothman friendly"
.com
  08/20/10
I had forgotten that this is where mothman sexuality comes f...
Levi-Civita symbol
  06/13/11
its more of him just talking at them until he says something...
slackfist cumduster
  07/14/10
I really think I might adopt the "get on my level"...
joyshtick
  07/15/10
this thread should be in the museum of awesome art
Star Wars Diversity Alliance
  07/14/10
He talked about Gulliver's Travels today. In a recorded dep...
slackfist cumduster
  07/16/10
wow.
AZNgirl delighted by 'smudge' meme
  07/16/10
Why scared? Unless he was saying it in a menacing voice or ...
Giant Gay Monkey Riding on Top of a Small Elephant
  07/16/10
Kinda like when a homeless guy starts yelling on the subway.
slackfist cumduster
  07/16/10
tyvmft
lamedood
  07/16/10
LOL, greatest post ever.
Mr. Eeyore, Esq.
  07/17/10
i'm going to be sad when this thread dies
"'"'"''"""
  07/19/10
lol
furio
  07/20/10
this is a jaw-dropping 180
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  07/23/10
never stop posting
froodfrood
  07/28/10
This thread is heaps and heaps of 180. If it is flame, ...
fiasco
  07/16/10
you immediately became one of my favorite poasters with this...
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  07/16/10
I concur.
Thousand Yard Stare
  07/17/10
cr
"'"'"''"""
  07/17/10
"You doing anything cool tonight?" "Are you ...
slackfist cumduster
  07/17/10
my favorite lol
(>.<)
  07/21/10
...
(>.<)
  07/21/10
holy shit i must use this IRL
Midnight Cowboy
  07/27/10
...
Midnight Cowboy
  07/28/10
Today I was looking for something in the pile of files in hi...
slackfist cumduster
  07/19/10
OH THEY EXIST ALRIGHT
AZNgirl delighted by 'smudge' meme
  07/19/10
...
rspm
  07/29/10
Today he gave me a brief overview of how he would revamp gen...
slackfist cumduster
  07/20/10
You're making this up, aren't you?
AZNgirl delighted by 'smudge' meme
  07/20/10
I dress it up a bit, but every one of these things happened.
slackfist cumduster
  07/20/10
Whatever it is, it's thrilling!
AZNgirl delighted by 'smudge' meme
  07/20/10
I agree about the personal speed limit. My gf and her famil...
Giant Gay Monkey Riding on Top of a Small Elephant
  07/20/10
holy shit best thread ever
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  07/20/10
...
rspm
  07/20/10
agreed
Reema Bajaj's bolt on tits
  07/20/10
this thread delivers
Henrik
  07/20/10
180, flame or not.
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  07/20/10
true 180 thread
listen, I've been drinking
  07/20/10
perhaps the only truly 180 thread of the last 3 years.
furio
  07/20/10
don't care if it's flame
slimshadyman leading u down a subthread wasteland
  07/20/10
While discussing the last words of Alexander the Great, the ...
slackfist cumduster
  07/21/10
*.*
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  07/21/10
*dies*
Syndrome of a Down
  07/21/10
He definitely posts on xo
FriendlyDood
  07/23/10
I think he just has a strange but undeniably amusing sense o...
AZNgirl delighted by 'smudge' meme
  07/21/10
if not for this thread i would. sometimes I wonder if he's a...
slackfist cumduster
  07/21/10
he almost *has* to post here no?
rspm
  07/21/10
i half expect him to pwn me with a printout of this thread o...
slackfist cumduster
  07/21/10
This guy is brilliant. This is like some next level Andy Ka...
attorneys
  07/21/10
I've been keeping a list of his one liners since I started t...
slackfist cumduster
  07/22/10
holy shit
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  07/22/10
RLY?
Citizen
  07/22/10
complete 180
i am bidding on orricks and linklaters
  07/22/10
...
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  07/22/10
i. am. impressed.
(>.<)
  07/22/10
holy shit.
hizzlaa
  07/22/10
"(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish f...
FriendlyDood
  07/23/10
agreed, this man is a brilliant, deliberate humorist
Date: Author:
  07/23/10
This guy is pimp.
froodfrood
  07/28/10
i lolled as i have done something similar (pale imitation)
soulful thuglyfe poet
  08/05/10
jesus LOL
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  07/23/10
You should seriously consider writing a short (30K word) hum...
AZNgirl delighted by 'smudge' meme
  07/23/10
"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be som...
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  07/24/10
Jesus Lord this was funny.
froodfrood
  07/28/10
i want to be this guy
rspm
  08/01/10
"DO YOU- ..."
.com
  08/28/10
...
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  07/22/10
180
Diaper Diogenes
  07/22/10
u are a gentleman and scholar, 180
I Illustrate Boom and Certain Other Threads
  07/22/10
this is too good to be flame
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  07/22/10
this is what scares me the moast
(>.<)
  07/22/10
"I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't...
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  07/22/10
Absolutely amazing thread
.com
  07/23/10
180^180
Panagiotis
  07/23/10
I do feel kind of sad for the dood. Hope you're running sht...
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  07/23/10
WTF
FriendlyDood
  07/23/10
this is so awesome
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  07/23/10
I'm actually considering sharing this on twitter someone ...
Date: Author:
  07/23/10
Who is this guy? I'm considering applying to law school, jus...
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  07/23/10
http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss194/fuzzydoodle/Interne...
really flat lit major with nice hair
  07/23/10
slackfist cumduster, consider yourself a made man
.com
  07/24/10
...
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  07/26/10
A recent aggressive escalation of one of his long standing s...
slackfist cumduster
  07/27/10
Have you ever asked to meet Robert?
FriendlyDood
  07/27/10
No. For the same reasons I don't wake sleepwalkers.
slackfist cumduster
  07/27/10
your being trolled IRL. he's posting a thread about you on s...
Ragnar Danneskjold
  07/27/10
Someone already said it, but this really is the best thread ...
Sheriff Whok
  07/27/10
I tried to explain it to my bf and couldn't get the brillian...
FCA (now endorsed by Rach)
  07/28/10
ditch the dood
ennis
  07/28/10
ATD!
Diaper Diogenes
  07/28/10
absolutely.
Syndrome of a Down
  07/28/10
I asked to second chair at his closing argument for a partic...
slackfist cumduster
  07/28/10
jvc kaboom box
Ragnar Danneskjold
  07/28/10
credited post
:D
  07/29/10
What is CP?
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  07/29/10
cerebral palsy?
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  07/29/10
http://nursingpub.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cerebral-pa...
Ragnar Danneskjold
  07/29/10
i am just in awe
rspm
  07/29/10
lol
froodfrood
  07/31/10
"Can you tell I use an electric razor?" I feel...
I Illustrate Boom and Certain Other Threads
  07/31/10
*Lightly caresses your face*
Syndrome of a Down
  08/01/10
never stop.
ennis
  08/01/10
MOAR ANECDOTES
BiG $PLURGE
  08/01/10
His vacation begins tomorrow and I am done at the end of the...
slackfist cumduster
  08/03/10
Pretty much crying, tysm.
Colby
  08/03/10
truly the thread of the summer. thank you.
stocking stuffer
  08/03/10
ty
"'"'"''"""
  08/04/10
"He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me ...
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  08/04/10
A perfect ending to a perfect summer
FriendlyDood
  08/04/10
This is the greatest man of our generation. This is what a l...
hizzlaa
  08/21/10
hysterical
Lulzburgers
  01/07/11
I just discovered this thread. Absolutely epic. I want to ...
tookourjobs
  08/04/10
I'd almost forgotten what good shtick/flame looked like. Th...
Thousand Yard Stare
  08/04/10
200+ posts and the most negative comment is that it's probab...
Ragnar Danneskjold
  08/04/10
Even if it were fictional, the writing and the skill and shi...
froodfrood
  08/04/10
I looked forward to updates to this thread more than episode...
froodfrood
  08/04/10
Awesome thread. I'm picturing this guy as a supporting chara...
*A poaster's wounded pride*
  08/04/10
Hard to get a coherent narrative out of this. I think at be...
slackfist cumduster
  08/04/10
...
SwissMiss
  08/04/10
This thread represents the exact opposite of everything bel ...
Syndrome of a Down
  08/04/10
Can this get stickied for awhile???
Syndrome of a Down
  08/04/10
i can't believe this is the first time im reading this threa...
Gook
  08/04/10
Bravo sir. Bravo. I look forward to your next 180 thread.
BiG $PLURGE
  08/04/10
180 flame. i liked the subtle nods to old xoxo shticks.
exeunt
  08/04/10
which schticks?
guy who suicides quietly
  08/08/10
ask him how he feels about crustaceans!
crablegs
  08/05/10
The more I think about it, the more this guy sounds EXACTLY ...
'""''''""'"
  08/06/10
omfg what is wrong with chicks? just shut the fuck up no on...
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  08/23/11
what
Carl Spackler
  08/08/10
180
Thousand Yard Stare
  08/17/10
this is truly great, I can't believe I only just found it
hank_scorpio
  08/08/10
amazing
Fuckin' a, man
  08/12/10
180 Best of Show
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  08/12/10
best thread in a long time. how did i not see it all summer?
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  08/12/10
It is the rare post like this that keeps me at xo.
Giant Gay Monkey Riding on Top of a Small Elephant
  08/18/10
...
SpEd with a 3.9 GPA in a TTT major attending Boalt
  08/20/10
tytyty
Dr. Science
  08/20/10
welcome
slackfist cumduster
  08/28/10
my life is so empty without him
slackfist cumduster
  08/21/10
He's represents why we all wanted to be lawyers. We became c...
hizzlaa
  08/21/10
In what is, by at least an order of magnitude, the best news...
slackfist cumduster
  09/07/10
...
SwissMiss
  09/07/10
finally, a reason NOT to kill myself.
Thousand Yard Stare
  09/07/10
Expected more excitement about this.
slackfist cumduster
  09/07/10
...
SwissMiss
  09/07/10
Everyone probably assumed it was just a bump. This deserves ...
FriendlyDood
  09/14/10
cr. the start of a new season of great episodes. the start o...
ennis
  09/14/10
While I firmly believe this thread is a flame. OP you are a ...
Giant Gay Monkey Riding on Top of a Small Elephant
  09/07/10
holy shit lol
The Box
  09/12/10
awesome
GodEmperor
  09/14/10
2 more weeks
slackfist cumduster
  09/14/10
This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. I'm fucking giddy.
slackfist cumduster
  09/21/10
I'm looking forward to reading about this cookout more than ...
sears.todo.para.dr.dong
  09/21/10
You little SHIT! You invited all these XOXO faggots to my BB...
longwangpoontang
  09/21/10
...
FriendlyDood
  09/23/10
Tomorrow... Tomorrow... Tomorrow...
slackfist cumduster
  09/25/10
tyvmft
bowlcut autist
  09/14/10
You should write a short story about this dude
Warren Wilhelm, Jr.
  09/14/10
180
Non-jew wearing yarmulke to hide baldspot
  09/14/10
literally makes my day every time i read this thread
ma anand sheela
  09/23/10
GOAT
Pliny the Elder
  09/23/10
oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a rep...
slackfist cumduster
  09/26/10
...
chimpanDEE
  09/27/10
"oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has...
Super Hans
  10/13/10
he has said that these stories are exaggerations of true eve...
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[redacted]
slackfist cumduster
  09/27/10
vat
SpEd with a 3.9 GPA in a TTT major attending Boalt
  09/27/10
What the fuck is going on here? I've been holding my breath ...
Tandy
  09/30/10
weeks
FriendlyDood
  10/13/10
I don't care if this is the most elaborate lead-in to Fresh ...
MediumFries
  10/13/10
I am rather concerned as well.
jane hoya
  10/13/10
i cannot wait!
Andrew Jackson's record of tremendous success
  10/20/10
TYVM for this thread. "Aren't iPods crazy" has bec...
The DJT USSF INTERGALACTIC JUGGERNAUT
  10/13/10
...
Merriweather Post Pavilion
  10/20/10
...
Pliny the Elder
  10/21/10
...
Date: Author:
  10/31/10
bumping the greatest thread of all time
Reema Bajaj's bolt on tits
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...
SwissMiss
  10/31/10
...
jane hoya
  12/03/10
I got released from the hospital a few days ago, I will not ...
slackfist cumduster
  12/04/10
wat
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Things did not go well.
slackfist cumduster
  12/04/10
I dont even
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  12/04/10
I'm considering writing a tell all and having rach take this...
slackfist cumduster
  12/04/10
please don't take the thread down, it's easily a top 10 thre...
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  12/04/10
i'd have to do it under a pen name anyway to protect my care...
slackfist cumduster
  12/04/10
what have you missed the last few months? were you employed?
Just your average poaster
  12/04/10
This happened at the end of my summer gig. I missed the whol...
slackfist cumduster
  12/04/10
DONT KILL THIS THREAD! BEST THREAD ON HERE!
Reema Bajaj's bolt on tits
  12/04/10
lolololololololololololllololololololololoolololololololol
Reema Bajaj's bolt on tits
  12/04/10
EDIT wgwag
slackfist cumduster
  12/04/10
Dude I thought you were in law school? Also, 180.
Just your average poaster
  12/04/10
EDIT I shouldn't be saying this.
slackfist cumduster
  12/04/10
i missed it
Just your average poaster
  12/04/10
you took the flame way too far here, but still a solid threa...
transexual
  01/04/11
[radek]
slackfist cumduster
  12/04/10
He brought me a lifesized wooden carving of a hand giving a ...
slackfist cumduster
  12/04/10
lol
Just your average poaster
  12/04/10
180
.......,.,,....,.,.,.,,.,.,",.,.,.,."
  12/04/10
I regret nothing.
slackfist cumduster
  12/04/10
...
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  12/15/10
...
SwissMiss
  12/15/10
*starts a slow clap* *all of xoxo slowly joins in* *cl...
SkyReefer
  12/15/10
*joins in slow clap
Giant Gay Monkey Riding on Top of a Small Elephant
  12/15/10
...
.com
  12/29/10
thread of the year for 2010
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...
SwissMiss
  12/29/10
Yo Pedro, I'm really happy for you, I'ma Let you finish, but...
DoodlyFriend
  01/04/11
word, one of these guys needs to get the fuck out of law and...
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...
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damn, first time I've seen this thread even though I'm here...
sealclubber
  01/04/11
I'd been waiting for this update for months, so TY. How...
jane hoya
  01/07/11
Nah, this whole thread was flame.
slackfist cumduster
  01/10/11
but of course you'd have to say that now........
DoodlyFriend
  01/10/11
No.
jane hoya
  01/11/11
...
Merriweather Post Pavilion
  03/02/11
still 180 especially list of google search terms
pussy smash bro
  02/14/11
obviously i agree
Reema Bajaj's bolt on tits
  02/15/11
best flame eva
WhateverDood
  03/05/11
thank you
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...
slackfist cumduster
  03/30/11
This is the first time I am reading this thread. Tears are r...
identifyasrippedchadd00d
  03/30/11
This is the greatest thread on Xo, although it saddens me th...
Giant Gay Monkey Riding on Top of a Small Elephant
  03/30/11
he does tho
slackfist cumduster
  03/30/11
in are hearts and minds and in the soul of xo
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...
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...
I Illustrate Boom and Certain Other Threads
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...
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...
..,....,....,.,..,.,.,.,.
  06/05/11
Thx for the bump, I must've missed this
&#161;
  06/08/11
IF I were to take a full time job in the same department as ...
slackfist cumduster
  06/13/11
You would have to kick it off with a 24:Season Six style rel...
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  06/13/11
I know. What a flamer lol.
froodfrood
  06/13/11
It's not flame, one of his brothers owns a dealership and co...
slackfist cumduster
  06/13/11
yes. please do this.
.,.,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.,
  06/13/11
"he never left the country at all" omfg
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  06/13/11
i'd start a separate thread, but yes. even if some of it wil...
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  06/13/11
Be interesting to see if OP is a one-hit wonder or a true ge...
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  06/13/11
A novel length treatment would be great movie bait.
froodfrood
  06/13/11
go for it
Fry Mumia
  06/13/11
New thread, but link to this one
AZNgirl delighted by 'smudge' meme
  06/13/11
this may be the greatest thread of all time.
MOARDONGSPLZ
  07/17/11
went from the pedo thread to ed to google and randomly came ...
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...
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...
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  08/22/11
I can't believe I just discovered this. This is the greates...
ManFromNantucket
  08/22/11
...
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  08/24/11
Pretty easily the greatest thing I've ever seen on this site
Penis stampeding into a vagina carnival tent
  09/06/11
so good. so good. so good.
...,.,.,.....,,,
  09/20/11
tears. actual tears.
really flat lit major with nice hair
  10/01/11
BY FAR the most over rated thread in xoxo history
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120
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No
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120
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Date: June 24th, 2010 7:42 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

I will post these as I encounter them over the summer.

Today, I noticed he always opens push doors with a closed fist. I asked him why in passing, he was immediately ready with the following enumerated list which he counted on his fingers:

"1 - it hardens my knuckle bones to make my punches more devastating; 2 - it prevents me from leaving my fingerprints on the door; and 3 - it collects germs on my knuckles which will cause infections in the people I punch who aren't immediately incapacitated, like a kimodo dragon."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15334029)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:56 PM
Author: ..,,,,,,........,,,,,,,.,.,.,.,.,....,..


Is he an Asian northwestern grad? If so I may know this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341508)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: Midnight Cowboy (It Ain't My Birthday But I Got My Name On the Cake)

joe vaj is actually clerking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440180)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:20 PM




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525774)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:18 PM
Author: ,.,.,..,...,....,.,.,..,.,...,.,.,,..,,.,.,,.,..,.


180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507801)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: furio

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564502)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: .,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:,,.:,:::.,,.,:,.,.::.:.,:.::,. (i'm feeling like a star, you can't stop my shine)


lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588049)



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Date: August 6th, 2010 12:15 PM
Author: '""''''""'"


This actually sounds like a guy I dated back in HS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15719651)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 5:31 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15821273)



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Date: August 24th, 2010 1:02 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. (scored 98th percentile in protective instincts)




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15867807)



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Date: July 17th, 2011 1:35 AM
Author: .,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18527715)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:54 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

he keeps a change of clothes in his office. his blue dress shirt has the word "blue" written on the inside tag. I was too scared to ask why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341488)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: .....,.......,......,,,.....,..,,.,.,.


colorblind?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341650)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:15 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

no man, no. i'll ask him on monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341657)



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Date: June 30th, 2010 11:05 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

I got up the nerve to ask today. Went something like this.

"Hey, why did you write 'blue' on this shirt?"

[matter of factly] "Because it's blue."

"But isn't that obvious?"

"Not if I go colorblind."

"Isn't that something you have to be born with?" [he shrugs] "Wouldn't braille have been a better choice since you are far more likely to go regular blind?"

[looks at me like I'm insane] "Dude... I can't read braille..." [walks out of the room without breaking eye contact, vaguely disgusted]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15387540)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: The Buzz Aldrin Spacelaw Fellowship (at Princeton of New Jersey)

god I hope this isn't flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444810)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:49 PM
Author: Boichester United (Destined to Take the Place of the Mud Shark in Your Mythology.)

cr these are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564480)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: ..,.,...;;..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..,.,.


Flame. Aspies cut off the tags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341667)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:55 PM
Author: ...,,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,,,.................,..,,.,.,


so you work with dwight schrute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341499)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

basically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341557)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: (>.<) (Yang-Mills Instantons and the S Matrix Quartet - July 25-30)

nice

I have a Michael Scott in my office, except he's a she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572211)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 7:45 PM
Author: .,.,.,..,..,.,.,,,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,


Everyone has a Michael Scott in their office. If you don't know who it is, it's probably you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15591308)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:01 PM
Author: Casa Gozo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444788)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:10 PM
Author: :D (i'm pretty sure :D is better than every therapist.)

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341626)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: ''"'"''



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341633)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: .....,.......,......,,,.....,..,,.,.,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341634)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:15 PM
Author: redwood dood

Hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341663)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 9:56 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster (http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/5999/img0313vn.jpg)

Today I went to print some stuff off from his computer and noticed a word document titled "conversation_starters.docx" in the My Documents folder. It was seriously just a bulleted list about 4 pages long of conversation openers he clearly thought up himself. I didn't have time, but I'll email the thing to myself and post the whole doc here if I get another chance. Some memorable gems include:

"Where do you get your dog groomed at?"

"Can you tell I use an electric razor?"

"How long do you typically like to shower for?"

"Aren't iPods crazy?" (I fucking lost my shit after this one and had to stop.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440108)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 9:58 PM
Author: J. is Back in Black

ahahahaha. thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440131)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:01 PM
Author: Trump Mountain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440155)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:05 PM
Author: Midnight Cowboy (It Ain't My Birthday But I Got My Name On the Cake)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440197)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:54 PM
Author: "'"'"''"""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444732)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:02 PM
Author: ..,..,....,..,,,........,.,..,,...,.....,


Hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444794)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 6:12 PM
Author: .,.,..,,,.,..,.,.,,,,.,.,.,...,,.,.,,,.,....,


http://www.topix.com/forum/city/portageville-mo/TM3O8B0SG68KDJABC

http://www.squidoo.com/patrickhammscandal

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Patrick_Hamm&redirect=no

http://poponthepop.com/2008/06/17/harvard-teacher-assault-posted-on-twitter-flickr-and-blogs/

http://www.yelp.com/topic/boston-lena-chen

http://lenachenskankwatch.blogspot.com/2010/03/lol-patrick-hamm-makes-business-call.html

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1284417&forum_id=2

http://patrickhammscandal.newsvine.com/_news/2008/06/07/1551800-scandal-hits-harvard

http://tweetmeme.com/story/116502023/patrick-hamm-and-span-classhighlightlenaspan-chen-encyclopedia-dramatica

http://digg.com/news/offbeat/Harvard_Scandal_Patrick_Hamm_Lena_Chen

http://dontdateherdude.ning.com/forum/topics/2004830:Topic:1687?commentId=2004830%3AComment%3A3154

http://rollyo.com/search.html?prevsid=383649&q=Patrick%20Hamm&sid=383649

http://www.fornits.com/wwf/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=27709

http://patrickhammscandal2.blogspot.com/2010/12/how-patrick-hamm-sexploited-his-student.html

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100309114802AAtXFWI

http://patrickhammscandal.wordpress.com/2008/06/08/has-lena-chen-gotten-her-advisor-pwned/

http://ytmnd.com/keywords/patrick_hamm

http://lenachenskankwatch.blogspot.com/2010/03/3-blog-posts-lena-chen-now-regrets.html

http://lenachenskankwatch.blogspot.com/2010/02/whos-paying-lena-chens-bills.html

http://www.anonboard.com/bbs/show_topic/189098

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16970047)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 5:57 PM
Author: Syndrome of a Down

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/20zg0Q/www.xoxohth.com/thread.php%3Fthread_id%3D1348346%26forum_id%3D2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243084)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: joyshtick

QW$TQ4wrjwaroijwaoirjwaoir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444815)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:35 PM
Author: redwood dood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525863)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 10:10 AM




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15549269)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:51 PM
Author: Boichester United (Destined to Take the Place of the Mud Shark in Your Mythology.)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564491)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: furio

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564504)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:19 PM
Author: TwisterFan

1 fucking 80

I can't imagine what I would do if somebody I didn't know walked up to me and asked how long I liked to shower for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572551)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 8:15 PM
Author: the klobuchar staffer worth FOUR bottles of water (Greetings)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15573072)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 12:50 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:::,..,;.,:,.,.:.:.,:.,::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587776)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:27 PM
Author: .,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:,,.:,:::.,,.,:,.,.::.:.,:.::,. (i'm feeling like a star, you can't stop my shine)


180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588062)



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Date: September 2nd, 2011 11:03 AM
Author: .:.;;.:...,.,.,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18890521)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:17 PM
Author: rspm (Martin Kemey Fin a big ol girl at the signing of the Magna Carta)

please do not stop posting itt. this is fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440345)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:51 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

Last week I asked if he would write me a LOR at the end of the summer, which he flatly declined. I only realized today that he wasn't joking. When I pressed him for a reason, he said it was nothing personal and he thinks I'm doing a great job, he just doesn't write LOR as a matter of policy because he doesn't want to get sued for sexual harassment. Visibly baffled, I asked him how the two are in any way related. In response, he silently got up, walked over to my desk and started giving me an aggressive shoulder rub while saying in a low, breathy voice "you're doing a real good job here slackfist, reallllllll nice." Then returns to normal and says "See?" as if his point has been conclusively demonstrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444703)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:01 PM
Author: Midnight Cowboy (It Ain't My Birthday But I Got My Name On the Cake)

Aren't iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444790)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

I have a strange feeling that this could be a really effective darkhorse pickup line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444814)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: ..,.,;.,.,.;.,,.;;:.,.,.,:::.,.,,.,.::.,.,,.,.


the demonstration of sexual harassment seems more problematic than a LOR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444804)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:11 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

I guess he's worried he will say something harassing in the letter and have it recorded? He does not seem worried about any kind of verbal harassment and only barely attempts to act like a normal person, even in court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444904)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:28 PM
Author: .,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:,,.:,:::.,,.,:,.,.::.:.,:.::,. (i'm feeling like a star, you can't stop my shine)


180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588069)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 10:46 PM
Author: Merriweather Post Pavilion (you betta' give him some money, stop daydreaming dood!)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16125726)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:57 PM
Author: anonymice (lalalala)

Where did he graduate from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444753)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:00 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444779)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: .,.,...,.,,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.


none of this sounds alpha. just sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444811)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: ..,.,;.,.,.;.,,.;;:.,.,.,:::.,.,,.,.::.,.,,.,.


you won't be singing the same tune when your wounds are infected by his dirty knuckles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444825)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:20 PM
Author: FriendlyDood

the kimodo punch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563833)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: Boichester United (Destined to Take the Place of the Mud Shark in Your Mythology.)

man I'm fucking cracking up over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564503)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:18 PM
Author: froodfrood ( )

I'm laughing my ass off here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635460)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: anonymice (lalalala)

Can you link us to his bio? I want a pic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444829)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:08 PM
Author: joyshtick

This seems like a poor idea for the OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444863)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:10 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

yea, this would basically be a direct line back to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444886)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 4:33 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

I just asked him if he had and BIG PLANS this weekend, he responded (without finishing the huge mouthful of mostacholi he brought from home in a large tupperware container) "Working on my pound game... bitch." I can't help but laugh, he resumes stuffing forkfuls of pasta into his mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15455398)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:28 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

He just texted me "pound game, INITIATE! pictures to follow, get on my lvl"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457281)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:32 PM
Author: ...,,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,,,.................,..,,.,.,


i'm gonna have to call flame on the "get on my lvl" part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457293)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:33 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

He says this frequently and often inappropriately, whenever he has outperformed anyone at anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457303)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:34 PM
Author: ...,,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,,,.................,..,,.,.,


1fucking80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457309)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:40 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

I swear to god, he requested new staplers for the office and the reason he put on the requisition form was that the current model of staplers we had were "not on my level."

The request was rejected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457346)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:41 PM
Author: joyshtick

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457350)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:42 PM
Author: "'"'"''"""


there's no way someone this great exists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457357)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:44 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

everyone in the office seems to hate him, but the guy is a fountain of 180s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457370)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:47 PM
Author: joyshtick

He sounds like a novel character, but better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457385)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:12 PM
Author: ..,.,.,.,,,,,.,,,,,,,,.............,.,.,.,.,.,


this is a true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601751)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: In the harbor, pwning many men (we rarely practice discern)

Jesus Christ, I fucking lost it at this. Absolutely brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627372)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:41 PM
Author: J. is Back in Black

i don't think i've laughed this hard since kitties live-chatted taking a shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673731)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:02 PM
Author: Emily Valentine (we dance to the beat of the continents shifting under our feet)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043690)



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Date: June 8th, 2011 2:57 AM
Author: CHILL MAN

this gave me the biggest laugh i've had in all of 2011. thanks, 2010.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18195623)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:29 PM
Author: .,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:,,.:,:::.,,.,:,.,.::.:.,:.::,. (i'm feeling like a star, you can't stop my shine)


hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588080)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 10:00 PM
Author: OGC (OGC)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639121)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 5:06 PM
Author: IBM Mainframe Running Rowan Translation Software

omfg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810525)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:34 PM
Author: soulful thuglyfe poet

(estrada's colleague from the future)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457307)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:43 PM
Author: Gunner at TTT arguing assault is a slippery slope (stylin' on u)

This whole thread is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457810)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: hand in unlovable hand



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457854)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 7:27 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

He had a compression boot on today like what you get when you sprain your ankle. Despite pretty much everyone who saw him asking what happened he refuses to tell anyone how he got hurt or to what extent because "that's his freedom."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15487032)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:......,:::,..,:,...:..:.,:.::,


Ok, this one gave away your flame; clearly a quote taken from the asian dood caught beating off in the computer lab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563797)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:16 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563808)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:21 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:......,:::,..,:,...:..:.,:.::,


Shit lemme see if I can find it. Someone posted it here a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563834)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:......,:::,..,:,...:..:.,:.::,


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu1-ZeEPo9c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563845)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 6:41 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

I asked him what his superpower would be if he could have any one and he said "either being able to control the DNA content of my ejaculate or instant death."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507359)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:05 PM
Author: ..,.,,,.

lol

Have you read any of his legal briefs? Are they coherent?

Does this guy have a girlfriend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507633)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:09 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

extremely. I have no doubt the guy is smarter than me and I don't dish that compliment out lightly. He's just a really eccentric guy who honestly does not give a fuck if people think he is weird. No GF, but he claims to get a lot of tail and I've seen him chat up chicks before. He's an above average looking guy, which I'm sure helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507687)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:10 PM
Author: warrington wolves

flame aspies can't chat up women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507693)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: ..,.,,,.

Aren't ipods crazy?

hahahahahah I want to be with him chatting up girls. I'm betting he's brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507702)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

I want a shirt that says this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507711)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:13 PM
Author: ..,.,,,.

Can you steal the file of conversational starters, strip it of meta data (or just copy it to notepad and save) and post it plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507732)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there anymore, I think he realized that I looked at it. I really hope he doesn't lurk here now that I think of it. I was however able to retrieve his google search history, which, among a ton of boring legal shit, included such gems as:

"make crab rangoons"

"muy thai kick technique"

"do cats have emotions"

"what's wrong with slyvester stalone's face"

"d b cooper"

"homemade harpoon gun"

"make a net"

"blinking world record"

"gay conspiracy theory" (WTF?)

"fred durst death"

"radioactive banana" (WTF?)

"moth people"

"mothman conspiracy"

"mothman sightings"

"mothman friendly"

"mothman sexuality"

"get around website blocker"

"web proxy"

This is only going back to May btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514707)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:41 PM
Author: joyshtick

Do cats have emotions? ROFL. Is this guy Watchmen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514727)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:14 PM
Author: ..,.,.,.,,,,,.,,,,,,,,.............,.,.,.,.,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601760)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:44 PM
Author: FriendlyDood

do cats have emotions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514757)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:52 PM
Author: Trump Mountain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514845)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 10:23 PM
Author: Syndrome of a Down

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15518791)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: H.R. Puffendorf

180^180. Love the mothman progression. I am crying here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553280)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 8:19 PM
Author: the klobuchar staffer worth FOUR bottles of water (Greetings)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15573133)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 9:18 PM
Author: .,,.,...,,......,,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.


lol cr, trying to get around filter so that he can read about mothman sexuality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649594)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:49 PM
Author: Reema Bajaj's bolt on tits ("arent IPods crazy?' " do cats have emotions?")

thanks for my new username and siggy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564018)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: Reema Bajaj's bolt on tits ("arent IPods crazy?' " do cats have emotions?")

"homemade harpoon gun"

"make a net"

i suppose he searched for these 2 things one after the other in order to gather information that will be useful to him in his attempts to capture one of the elusive creatures known as " WG"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564044)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:56 PM
Author: furio

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564520)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:46 PM
Author: der_riese

i dont think 180 really does this justice. you need to be writing comedy shit in hollywood or something with that talent..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572312)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:30 PM
Author: TwisterFan

Bananas contain potassium-40, which is radioactive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572643)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: OGC (OGC)

TYSVMFT

180^180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639159)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 11:37 AM
Author: .com

"mothman friendly"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837388)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 6:35 PM
Author: Levi-Civita symbol (IM IN UR MATRICEEZ, CALCULATIN UR DETERMINANTZ)

I had forgotten that this is where mothman sexuality comes from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243384)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

its more of him just talking at them until he says something that doesn't go over their heads and they laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507705)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:43 PM
Author: joyshtick

I really think I might adopt the "get on my level" thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514748)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:06 PM
Author: Star Wars Diversity Alliance

this thread should be in the museum of awesome art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507641)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:07 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

He talked about Gulliver's Travels today. In a recorded deposition. For at least three solid minutes. By the time he concluded the entire room had grown silent, confused and afraid; it was as if they were watching a dragon hatch from a egg for the first time, unsure if it would imprint and love them forever or kill them without hesitation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525709)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:31 PM
Author: AZNgirl delighted by 'smudge' meme

wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525831)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:34 PM
Author: Giant Gay Monkey Riding on Top of a Small Elephant

Why scared? Unless he was saying it in a menacing voice or seemed just completely insane, I imagine the reaction would be confusion and annoyance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525857)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 7:36 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

Kinda like when a homeless guy starts yelling on the subway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15526723)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:36 PM
Author: lamedood

tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525873)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: Mr. Eeyore, Esq. (submarinecaptain@gmail.com)

LOL, greatest post ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531774)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 8:21 PM
Author: "'"'"''"""


i'm going to be sad when this thread dies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15554590)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:55 PM
Author: furio

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564512)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:06 PM
Author: .,.,...,.,,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.


this is a jaw-dropping 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587879)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:23 PM
Author: froodfrood ( )

never stop posting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635490)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:40 PM
Author: fiasco

This thread is heaps and heaps of 180.

If it is flame, you sir deserve a medal for your creativity.

"do cats have emotions" LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525893)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:52 PM
Author: ...........,...,....,.,.

you immediately became one of my favorite poasters with this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525981)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:25 PM
Author: Thousand Yard Stare

I concur.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531709)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: "'"'"''"""


cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531772)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:55 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

"You doing anything cool tonight?"

"Are you familiar with Mad Max the film?"

"Yea, it's a great flick. You watching that tonight?"

"No, I'm DOING that tonight."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531908)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:38 PM
Author: (>.<) (Yang-Mills Cat Emotions and the S Matrix iPod)

my favorite lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572263)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:39 PM
Author: (>.<) (Yang-Mills Cat Emotions and the S Matrix iPod)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572271)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 8:14 PM
Author: Midnight Cowboy (Better late than never but never late is better)

holy shit i must use this IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627905)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 2:42 PM
Author: Midnight Cowboy (Better late than never but never late is better)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635215)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

Today I was looking for something in the pile of files in his office. He was slumped in his chair listening absently to the phone, saying nothing, just staring at his desk. When I look at him he covers the receiver with his hand and whispers "What's a sodomy raffle?" I told him I didn't think such a thing exists, to which he responded, "yeah, he probably said something else."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553214)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: AZNgirl delighted by 'smudge' meme

OH THEY EXIST ALRIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553220)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:40 PM
Author: rspm (Martin Kemey Fin a big ol girl at the signing of the Magna Carta)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649435)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:09 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

Today he gave me a brief overview of how he would revamp general traffic rules in the US; it includes personal speed limits based on "driver expertise points" and and 4-way stop/yield laws based on relative make and model prestige. We then debate for 20 minutes about who yields in Lincoln town car v. H2 Hummer, which eventually devolves into him sending the entire legal department a survey worded with an overt pro-hummer bias.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563739)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: AZNgirl delighted by 'smudge' meme

You're making this up, aren't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563753)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

I dress it up a bit, but every one of these things happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563774)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: AZNgirl delighted by 'smudge' meme

Whatever it is, it's thrilling!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563793)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:50 PM
Author: Giant Gay Monkey Riding on Top of a Small Elephant

I agree about the personal speed limit. My gf and her family should have to go 1/2 the speed of any1 on the road just to be safe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564487)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: ,,,.,,,,,,,,,......,......


holy shit best thread ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563772)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:51 PM
Author: rspm (Martin Kemey Fin a big ol girl at the signing of the Magna Carta)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564043)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: Reema Bajaj's bolt on tits ("arent IPods crazy?' " do cats have emotions?")

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564055)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:54 PM
Author: Henrik (Alt-A and option ARM exotic mortgages are coming)

this thread delivers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564067)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: ...,,.:;,.::::,..::.....::::,;;............;;;::..


180, flame or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564138)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: listen, I've been drinking

true 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564469)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:57 PM
Author: furio

perhaps the only truly 180 thread of the last 3 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564528)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 8:06 PM
Author: slimshadyman leading u down a subthread wasteland

don't care if it's flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564584)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:29 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

While discussing the last words of Alexander the Great, the conversation turns to what we would want our own last words to be. He says he wants his last words to be delivered via text message to everyone in his phone book as his final act. Anxiously, I asked what he would send, to which he replied "Asterisk dies asterisk"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572190)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,...,:::,.;..,:,.,.:,.:.,:.::,


*.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572213)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:33 PM
Author: Syndrome of a Down

*dies*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572231)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:07 PM
Author: FriendlyDood

He definitely posts on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587881)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:36 PM
Author: AZNgirl delighted by 'smudge' meme

I think he just has a strange but undeniably amusing sense of humor. Invite him to xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572245)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:14 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

if not for this thread i would. sometimes I wonder if he's actually watchmen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572504)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:16 PM
Author: rspm (Martin Kemey Fin a big ol girl at the signing of the Magna Carta)

he almost *has* to post here no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572520)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:18 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

i half expect him to pwn me with a printout of this thread on my last day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572538)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:24 PM
Author: attorneys

This guy is brilliant. This is like some next level Andy Kaufman shit, where you will never know if he is putting you on or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572589)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:01 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

I've been keeping a list of his one liners since I started this thread since none of them really deserve their own posts.

(Preparing for court) "Is this tie sufficiently menacing?"

(A handwritten note slid to me at counsel table) "When I give the signal, START SWINGING."

(At lunch) "Is there a breath holding requirement for navy seals?" *takes audible, deep breath, holds for ~20 seconds* "How long was that?"

(To an unfamiliar defense attorney before an arraignment) "You box?"

(Sitting around) "Did you see Finneas and Ferb yesterday?"

(I walk in first thing in the morning, his printer is completely disassembled on his desk. In an angry, terse tone:) "DO YOU- ..."

(Outside. A nominally heavy middle aged woman crosses the street 3 blocks away. He hits my arm with the back of his hand, leans back, closes one eye and points directly at her and makes the wah-wa-waaaa disappointed sound.)

(I walk into his office late on a Friday, he is standing with two other guys in suits who I do not recognize. He points to me with both hands:) "Grizwald's Pub. Right now. You in?" (There is no Grizwald's Pub.)

(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish from his interior suit pocket and hands it to a homeless guy without acknowledging him.)

"Think there are any blogs about Houdini?"

(Interjecting into a conversation) "You need building schematics? I can GET YOU building schematics bro." (No one was talking about building schematics.)

(On at least 4 separate occasions.) "I'm going to get an RC car with a camera on it." (When asked why he only responds with "THINK ABOUT IT!")

(re C&F) "I disclosed my juvenile collar for tagging... (disappointed) ... they didn't ask me about it."

(re drug experimentation) "Yeah I tried meth once, that's the licoricey one right?"

"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be some number of dog lives that equal a human life."

"My great uncle was a cereal tycoon."

"I'm not scared of him, I just don't want to confront or upset him because of how he would retaliate against me."

"I had this dream I worked in a factory that removed chicken's beaks." "... and??" *he laughs* "I know right?!"

(Excitedly storming into the office) "Dude, dude, have you SEEN the Usual Suspects?! Huge twist, huge."

(Despite uncontroverted, authoritative evidence to the contrary, he insists Estonia has no income taxes.)

"No man, falconry is like EXTREMELY exclusive. There's only one falcon master left on Earth and he's very picky, I've researched this."

"Sometimes you gotta roll with the thunder." *makes thunder noise*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581799)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:09 PM
Author: ...,,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,,,.................,..,,.,.,


holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581867)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:25 PM
Author: Citizen (Eco Drive)

RLY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581998)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:47 PM
Author: i am bidding on orricks and linklaters

complete 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582794)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:51 PM
Author: .,,.,...,,......,,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582832)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: (>.<) (Yang-Mills Cat Emotions and the S Matrix Mothman)

i. am. impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582971)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:14 PM
Author: hizzlaa

holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15583069)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 12:54 PM
Author: FriendlyDood

"(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish from his interior suit pocket and hands it to a homeless guy without acknowledging him.)"

This is one of the most incredible things I've ever heard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587798)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: Date: Author:

agreed, this man is a brilliant, deliberate humorist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588050)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: froodfrood ( )

This guy is pimp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635568)



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Date: August 5th, 2010 9:35 PM
Author: soulful thuglyfe poet

i lolled as i have done something similar (pale imitation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15714570)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:06 PM
Author: ,,,.,,,,,,,,,......,......


jesus LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587874)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:28 PM
Author: AZNgirl delighted by 'smudge' meme

You should seriously consider writing a short (30K word) humor book about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588072)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: ..,.,.,.,.,.,.,;;,...;;....,.,;..;,;,;.


"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be some number of dog lives that equal a human life."

holy fuck 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601702)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: froodfrood ( )

Jesus Lord this was funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635573)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:44 PM
Author: rspm (Martin Kemey Fin a big ol girl at the signing of the Magna Carta)

i want to be this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673748)



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Date: August 28th, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: .com

"DO YOU- ..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15904012)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:37 PM
Author: .,,.,...,,......,,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582714)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: Diaper Diogenes

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582812)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:54 PM
Author: I Illustrate Boom and Certain Other Threads (q)

u are a gentleman and scholar, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582861)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:02 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,...,:::,.;..,:,.,.:,.:.,:.::,


this is too good to be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582941)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: (>.<) (Yang-Mills Cat Emotions and the S Matrix Mothman)

this is what scares me the moast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582977)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:25 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:::,..,;.,:,.,.:.:.,:.,::,.


"I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there anymore"

So this thread is flame. Still, 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15583189)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:05 PM
Author: .com

Absolutely amazing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587865)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:24 PM
Author: Panagiotis

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588029)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:27 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,...,,.,.,.,.,,.,..


I do feel kind of sad for the dood. Hope you're running shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588060)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:30 PM
Author: FriendlyDood

WTF



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588101)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:34 PM
Author: .,,.....,.,.,.,:,,:,,.:,:::.,,.,:,.,.::.:.,:.::,. (i'm feeling like a star, you can't stop my shine)


this is so awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588129)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:36 PM
Author: Date: Author:

I'm actually considering sharing this on twitter

someone should digg it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588143)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:42 PM
Author: .,,.;;..,;,;,.,:,,:,,.:,;::.,,.,:,,.,.::.:.,:.::,.


Who is this guy? I'm considering applying to law school, just so I can get a position with the DA and work with this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588178)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 7:15 PM
Author: really flat lit major with nice hair

http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss194/fuzzydoodle/Internet%20Funny/kittys-love-thread.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15590983)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 10:36 PM
Author: .com

slackfist cumduster, consider yourself a made man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601453)



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Date: July 26th, 2010 6:02 AM
Author: ..,,,,.,,,.,.,,.,,.,..,,..,,,,....,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15614513)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:48 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

A recent aggressive escalation of one of his long standing shticks has given me a strong suspicion that he is running IRL flame on the office purely for his own amusement.

I've titled it the "my friend Robert" shtick, which basically involves him making clearly erroneous statements to coworkers based on the representations of his extremely credentialed friend Robert. Two shocking new instances include his searching for "high performance" car batteries online after his friend Robert (who has a physics degree) told him his current battery "didn't have enough ohms to run his car properly"; and his taking half a sick day to go to the doctor since his friend Robert (who is in medical school) told him he had clubbing in his fingers which may indicate lung cancer or other lung diseases.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626384)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:49 PM
Author: FriendlyDood

Have you ever asked to meet Robert?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626391)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:53 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

No. For the same reasons I don't wake sleepwalkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626414)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 6:57 PM
Author: Ragnar Danneskjold

your being trolled IRL. he's posting a thread about you on some aspie board right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627333)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 8:05 PM
Author: Sheriff Whok

Someone already said it, but this really is the best thread xo has seen in 3 years, and one of the best ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627808)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:21 PM
Author: FCA (now endorsed by Rach)

I tried to explain it to my bf and couldn't get the brilliance across.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635478)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:27 PM
Author: ennis (a.k.a. DijonK, ennis, modern boi)

ditch the dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635516)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:28 PM
Author: Diaper Diogenes

ATD!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635520)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: Syndrome of a Down

absolutely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15636999)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 6:50 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

I asked to second chair at his closing argument for a particularly interesting case today. As I approached his office door I noticed it was closed, which is unusual. As I got closer the treble heavy, muffled techno music grew louder. Upon entering his office I saw him sitting serenely at his desk, blaring Darude's Sandstorm from his tiny, crappy computer speakers. Once he notices me he confides his frustration at the speakers lack of bass and how they no longer let him bring his JVC Kaboom box into the office. When I ask if he is ready for the closing he tells me that "those who dare oppose me will stand knee deep in the blood of their children" then attempts to give me crazy eyes, but ends up looking like a guy with really bad CP who just smelled a gross fart. I laugh so hard I get light headed. I end up not going into the court room since I keep remembering the face and bursting into laughter at inappropriate times, completely unable to restrain myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15637247)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 9:55 PM
Author: Ragnar Danneskjold

jvc kaboom box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639069)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:41 PM
Author: :D (i'm pretty sure :D is better than every therapist.)

credited post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649448)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 3:19 PM
Author: .,,.;;..,;,;,.,:,,:,,.:,;::.,,.,:,,.,.::.:.,:.::,.


What is CP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15644910)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: ,.,.,..,...,....,.,.,..,.,...,.,.,,..,,.,.,,.,..,.


cerebral palsy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15645068)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:38 PM
Author: Ragnar Danneskjold

http://nursingpub.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cerebral-palsy.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649416)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:45 PM
Author: rspm (Martin Kemey Fin a big ol girl at the signing of the Magna Carta)

i am just in awe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649477)



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Date: July 31st, 2010 5:09 AM
Author: froodfrood ( )

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15661042)



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Date: July 31st, 2010 5:20 AM
Author: I Illustrate Boom and Certain Other Threads (q)

"Can you tell I use an electric razor?"

I feel like this one might work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15661070)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:39 PM
Author: Syndrome of a Down

*Lightly caresses your face*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673703)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:45 PM
Author: ennis (a.k.a. DijonK, ennis, modern boi)

never stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673753)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: BiG $PLURGE (1000 XOXO Virgins)

MOAR ANECDOTES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673774)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:30 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

His vacation begins tomorrow and I am done at the end of the week, so today was the last day we spent together.

After realizing this, he somewhat curbed his usual subtle flame lead-in and began crafting hamhanded situations in which I would use his new phone to call someone or answer a call made to it. It wasn't until the third time I made a call that I noticed it. He has one of those 3G smartphones with the scrolling list of contacts accompanied by a picture. Spinning rapidly all the way through until the F names something caught my eye, a silly contact picture.

No one I recognized, a closeup of guy in his 30's, totally normal except for one thing, his eyes were looking in impossibly different directions, one to the upper left, the other to the lower right. It's a humorous image, but I don't even laugh out loud, until the next F name, closeup of an older woman, probably late 60's, same eyes, and the next, and the next, and the next.

I literally lose my breath, my heart pounds in my ears. The top of the screen says 214 contacts, I'm scrolling fast now, stopping at random points, spin, googly eyes, spin googly eyes, our boss, googly eyes, "Mom", googly eyes, his accountant, website photo with googly eyes.

Each of the 214 photos, painstakingly photoshopped. I'm doing that breathless kind of laugh that sounds like mourning/being choked. He tries not to react to my reaction, but for an instant I'm sure he cracks a smile, then deadpans, "why are you laughing?"

At the end of the day I tell him how great it was to work with him and ask if we could keep in touch. He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me a faggot, and walks away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695428)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:32 PM
Author: Colby

Pretty much crying, tysm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695459)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:34 PM
Author: stocking stuffer

truly the thread of the summer. thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695472)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 12:57 PM
Author: "'"'"''"""


ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15699805)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:35 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:::,..,;.,:,.,.:.:.,:.,::,.


"He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me a faggot, and walks away."

This gives away the flame, but thank you nevertheless for this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700454)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:35 PM
Author: FriendlyDood

A perfect ending to a perfect summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700459)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: hizzlaa

This is the greatest man of our generation. This is what a lawyer is supposed to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847810)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 9:15 PM
Author: Lulzburgers

hysterical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16996465)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:28 PM
Author: tookourjobs

I just discovered this thread. Absolutely epic. I want to poast in it so I can be a part of xo history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700399)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:12 PM
Author: Thousand Yard Stare

I'd almost forgotten what good shtick/flame looked like. Thank you for renewing my faith in XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701791)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:15 PM
Author: Ragnar Danneskjold

200+ posts and the most negative comment is that it's probably not true. That's never happened on XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701814)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:30 PM
Author: froodfrood ( )

Even if it were fictional, the writing and the skill and shit makes it even more impressiev.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701966)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:17 PM
Author: froodfrood ( )

I looked forward to updates to this thread more than episodes of Burn Notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701832)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: *A poaster's wounded pride*

Awesome thread. I'm picturing this guy as a supporting character in a film about a plucky young law student's misadventures in NYC during the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15702426)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 8:57 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

Hard to get a coherent narrative out of this. I think at best he could make a recurring, sporadic, tangential comic relief character in a serial, ala Dwight Schrute as earlier noted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704045)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:18 PM
Author: SwissMiss



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704244)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:37 PM
Author: Syndrome of a Down

This thread represents the exact opposite of everything bel is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704450)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:39 PM
Author: Syndrome of a Down

Can this get stickied for awhile???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704471)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:54 PM
Author: Gook (Gook)

i can't believe this is the first time im reading this thread... thank you so much *cries*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704618)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 10:19 PM
Author: BiG $PLURGE (1000 XOXO Virgins)

Bravo sir. Bravo. I look forward to your next 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704885)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 11:26 PM
Author: exeunt

180

flame. i liked the subtle nods to old xoxo shticks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15705726)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 10:36 PM
Author: guy who suicides quietly

which schticks?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15740992)



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Date: August 5th, 2010 9:46 PM
Author: crablegs

ask him how he feels about crustaceans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15714695)



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Date: August 6th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: '""''''""'"


The more I think about it, the more this guy sounds EXACTLY like this guy I dated back in highschool, except I think he went into non-profit work in Indonesia instead of law. He used to randomly punch things to harden his knuckles, loved muy thai, etc. We got that "Oh shit I'm trapped in a room with a crazy person" look from my roommates all the time. We used to hang out in Harvard Yard and pretend to beat each other up. I'd try to kick him in the balls and he'd try to deflect.

Good times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15720541)



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Date: August 23rd, 2011 2:18 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,,..,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.


omfg what is wrong with chicks? just shut the fuck up no one cares for crying out loud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18814656)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 8:12 PM
Author: Carl Spackler

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15739535)



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Date: August 17th, 2010 12:59 PM
Author: Thousand Yard Stare

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15810003)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 10:48 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

this is truly great, I can't believe I only just found it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15741161)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 1:22 AM
Author: Fuckin' a, man

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768291)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 1:50 AM
Author: ,,, ,,,

180

Best of Show

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768485)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 2:18 AM
Author: .,.,.,;;::.,;;:;:...,,.,.,.,:;:;..


best thread in a long time. how did i not see it all summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768661)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 5:33 PM
Author: Giant Gay Monkey Riding on Top of a Small Elephant

It is the rare post like this that keeps me at xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15821300)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 12:56 PM
Author: SpEd with a 3.9 GPA in a TTT major attending Boalt (My 159 doesn't mean I won't make a great lawyer)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837910)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 1:04 PM
Author: Dr. Science (Trying to get along witih other monsters)

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837950)



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Date: August 28th, 2010 12:37 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster (Karen Smith's Gym Clothes)

welcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15903615)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:36 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster (Karen Smith's Gym Clothes)

my life is so empty without him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847734)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:56 PM
Author: hizzlaa

He's represents why we all wanted to be lawyers. We became cowards, he's trolling IRL. He's better than us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847823)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:44 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster (Karen Smith's Gym Clothes)

In what is, by at least an order of magnitude, the best news I have received this year, I have been invited to a cookout at the apartment of the greatest human being I have ever had the privilege to know.

Upon opening my mailbox, I immediately recognized the invitation as his handiwork. The format was a 9x11 inch white envelope haphazardly addressed with a red sharpie. No return address. Two upside down rectangular horse stamps.

With a childlike anticipation I haven't experienced since Christmas morning in the early 90s, I cautiously opened the top end with a steak knife. Empty... While I could objectively appreciate the awesomeness of this joke, I couldn't help but be disappointed, and frankly, personally hurt.

But alas, a closer inspection of the inside of the envelope revealed further scribblings drafted with a barely perceptible and badly faded highlighter. I cut the rest of the edges open to unfold it into a large sheet of paper and moved to better light. (As a side note, all of the edges were intact so I have no fucking idea how he wrote in there.)

It read:

Please forgive the unconventional stationary, this party is only for the clever.

WHERE: Sept 26, 4:00-???

WHERE: [radek address]

WHERE: BBQ

WHAT: Please RSVP immediately, if not out of courtesy, then as proof of your problem solving abilities. No pets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989628)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: SwissMiss



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989662)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:52 PM
Author: Thousand Yard Stare

finally, a reason NOT to kill myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989705)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:00 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster (Karen Smith's Gym Clothes)

Expected more excitement about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989771)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:02 PM
Author: SwissMiss



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989784)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 1:59 PM
Author: FriendlyDood

Everyone probably assumed it was just a bump. This deserves its own post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043674)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 3:27 PM
Author: ennis (a.k.a. DijonK, ennis, modern boi, The Flower Man, sixtynine)

cr. the start of a new season of great episodes. the start of a new era.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16044246)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:26 PM
Author: Giant Gay Monkey Riding on Top of a Small Elephant

While I firmly believe this thread is a flame. OP you are a genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989967)



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Date: September 12th, 2010 8:05 PM
Author: The Box

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16029188)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: GodEmperor

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043702)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 9:50 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster (Karen Smith's Gym Clothes)

2 more weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16047090)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster (http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/5999/img0313vn.jpg)

This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. I'm fucking giddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16105730)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 6:34 PM
Author: sears.todo.para.dr.dong

I'm looking forward to reading about this cookout more than anything I have on the horizon for this weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16105795)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 11:27 PM
Author: longwangpoontang

You little SHIT! You invited all these XOXO faggots to my BBQ? I am going to have to spend all my time muy thai-ing these shits and not macking on all the pussy I plan to pound that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16108971)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 2:31 PM
Author: FriendlyDood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16123613)



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Date: September 25th, 2010 3:34 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster (http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/5999/img0313vn.jpg)

Tomorrow...

Tomorrow...

Tomorrow...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16139230)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 1:57 PM
Author: bowlcut autist

tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043662)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:15 PM
Author: Warren Wilhelm, Jr.

You should write a short story about this dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043762)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:33 PM
Author: Non-jew wearing yarmulke to hide baldspot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043922)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 2:56 PM
Author: ma anand sheela

literally makes my day every time i read this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16123823)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 4:39 PM
Author: Pliny the Elder

GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16124323)



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Date: September 26th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a replica of the elephant mans skeleton in a glass display case. ill do a full write up tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16148618)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 12:02 AM
Author: chimpanDEE



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16152366)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:13 PM
Author: Super Hans

"oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a replica of the elephant mans skeleton in a glass display case. ill do a full write up tonight."

Are we all in agreement that this post proves that this was a flame?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283633)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:15 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,,.,..,.,,,.,..,,..,,,...,..,,,,...,,,.,,,


he has said that these stories are exaggerations of true events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283648)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 3:01 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

[redacted]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16155760)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 3:23 PM
Author: SpEd with a 3.9 GPA in a TTT major attending Boalt (My 159 doesn't mean I won't make a great lawyer)

vat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16155960)



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Date: September 30th, 2010 1:46 AM
Author: Tandy

What the fuck is going on here? I've been holding my breath for days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16178386)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:35 PM
Author: FriendlyDood

weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283774)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 12:06 AM
Author: MediumFries (massachusetts cracka)

I don't care if this is the most elaborate lead-in to Fresh Prince lyrics in history, I desperately need an update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16280490)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 12:58 PM
Author: jane hoya (*seriously committed to Sparkle Motion*)

I am rather concerned as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283559)



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Date: October 20th, 2010 2:27 PM
Author: Andrew Jackson's record of tremendous success

i cannot wait!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16339796)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author: The DJT USSF INTERGALACTIC JUGGERNAUT

TYVM for this thread. "Aren't iPods crazy" has become an IRL meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283746)



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Date: October 20th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: Merriweather Post Pavilion (you betta' give him some money, stop daydreaming dood!)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16339708)



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Date: October 21st, 2010 10:29 PM
Author: Pliny the Elder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16352395)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 5:22 AM
Author: Date: Author:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16428602)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 12:30 PM
Author: Reema Bajaj's bolt on tits ("arent IPods crazy?' " do cats have emotions?")

bumping the greatest thread of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16429454)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 1:25 PM
Author: SwissMiss



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16429686)



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Date: December 3rd, 2010 10:53 PM
Author: jane hoya (*seriously committed to Sparkle Motion*)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16715278)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:49 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

I got released from the hospital a few days ago, I will not discuss details about this for anonymity reasons.

The guy no longer works for the DA's office, he quit without giving notice, any notice, to anyone, as in he just stopped coming to work. His cell is no longer in service. The out of office reply to his personal email is as follows:

*****

Hey, guys, I'm going to Tibet or Korea or something for awhile for this, like, start-up project and I guess they're pretty off the grid over there. If it's an emergency call [redacted hotel number that always goes to an answering machine and is never returned, the message is in French followed by what I think is Mandarin] and ask for me. Had to get in on the ground floor of this ASAP so sorry for the short notice.

To [brother]: If you don't want to take care of the birds just let them free in a forest or shopping mall.

To [presumable GF]: I'm dumping you obviously.

To [slackfist]: If you ever wake up I'm sorry I gave you that shit [massive OD of datura] and I'm sorry didn't stop you when you tried to do that thing [dive through the gap of a giant, slowly spinning industrial fan in an isolated corner of an illegal warehouse rave: successfully, then again later, unsuccessfully].

Please don't look for me,

[Aspie Alpha ADA], Esq.

*****

I remember almost nothing from the night of the party. I remember his house being huge, I remember doing the nightshade tea, I vaguely remember an Asian guy beating the hell out of an Asian woman. I know he crashed his car and hurt someone. I know what ego death is now. I am fine physically except for some serious scars and for the first day or two after I came out of the coma I couldn't remember the right words for most nouns and some verbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16720968)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:54 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.:.,:,,:....,:::,..,:,.,.;..:.,:.::,,


wat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721031)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:59 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

Things did not go well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721078)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:00 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.:.,:,,:....,:::,..,:,.,.;..:.,:.::,,


I dont even

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721089)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

I'm considering writing a tell all and having rach take this thread down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721109)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.:.,:,,:....,:::,..,:,.,.;..:.,:.::,,


please don't take the thread down, it's easily a top 10 thread all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721119)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:22 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

i'd have to do it under a pen name anyway to protect my career (or what's left of it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721306)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: Just your average poaster

what have you missed the last few months? were you employed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721315)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:25 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

This happened at the end of my summer gig. I missed the whole first semester of 3L, so I'll graduate in the middle of next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721334)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: Reema Bajaj's bolt on tits ("arent IPods crazy?' " do cats have emotions?")

DONT KILL THIS THREAD! BEST THREAD ON HERE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721121)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: Reema Bajaj's bolt on tits ("arent IPods crazy?' " do cats have emotions?")

lolololololololololololllololololololololoolololololololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721114)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:07 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

EDIT

wgwag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721186)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:05 PM
Author: Just your average poaster

Dude I thought you were in law school? Also, 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721158)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:09 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

EDIT

I shouldn't be saying this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721203)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: Just your average poaster

i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721233)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 6:08 PM
Author: transexual

you took the flame way too far here, but still a solid thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16970004)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

[radek]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721236)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:16 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

He brought me a lifesized wooden carving of a hand giving a thumbs up while I was unconscious in the hospital. At least I assume that was who it was from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721260)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:18 PM
Author: Just your average poaster

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721278)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: .......,.,,....,.,.,.,,.,.,",.,.,.,."


180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721365)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:29 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

I regret nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721375)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:34 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,,...,.:,:,...,:::,..,:,.,.;..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16818253)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:58 PM
Author: SwissMiss (Adidaswissgirlperson)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16818415)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:15 PM
Author: SkyReefer

*starts a slow clap*

*all of xoxo slowly joins in*

*clapping rises to a raucous crescendo*

*cheers rise from the crowd*

*all go silent, breathing heavily*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16823031)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:29 PM
Author: Giant Gay Monkey Riding on Top of a Small Elephant

*joins in slow clap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16823257)



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Date: December 29th, 2010 4:38 PM
Author: .com



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16924708)



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Date: December 28th, 2010 12:33 PM
Author: ...,.,.,.....,,,

thread of the year for 2010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16914991)



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Date: December 29th, 2010 4:42 PM
Author: SwissMiss (Adidaswissgirlperson)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16924728)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 4:59 PM
Author: DoodlyFriend

Yo Pedro, I'm really happy for you, I'ma Let you finish, but slackfist has the best thread of all time! Of all time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969423)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:56 PM
Author: .,.,..,...,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.


word, one of these guys needs to get the fuck out of law and become a writer (op if flame, ADA if not). i NEVER laugh out loud when i'm by myself, and this had me choking on my drink

this is the first 180 i've given

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969904)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 4:53 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,,...,.:,:,...,:::,..,:,.,.;..:.,:.::,. (poasting is the only love)




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969372)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:37 PM
Author: sealclubber

damn, first time I've seen this thread

even though I'm here way too much, I'm not here enough, it seems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969768)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 8:04 PM
Author: jane hoya (*seriously committed to Sparkle Motion*)

I'd been waiting for this update for months, so TY.

However, the only part I don't understand is how you were okay enough to check out of the hospital AMA the next day and take a cab back to his place to see if your car was still there, but now you're saying you were so messed up that you were in the hospital for months.

Did something else happen the second time you went to his house?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16995968)



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Date: January 10th, 2011 6:13 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

Nah, this whole thread was flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17021223)



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Date: January 10th, 2011 6:18 PM
Author: DoodlyFriend

but of course you'd have to say that now........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17021264)



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Date: January 11th, 2011 9:07 PM
Author: jane hoya (*seriously committed to Sparkle Motion*)

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17031650)



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Date: March 2nd, 2011 2:02 PM
Author: Merriweather Post Pavilion (you betta' give him some money, stop daydreaming dood!)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17412777)



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Date: February 14th, 2011 8:16 PM
Author: pussy smash bro (so many rocks up in my watch i can't tell what the time is)

still 180

especially list of google search terms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17285999)



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Date: February 15th, 2011 7:00 AM
Author: Reema Bajaj's bolt on tits ("arent IPods crazy?' " do cats have emotions?")

obviously i agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17288939)



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Date: March 5th, 2011 6:18 PM
Author: WhateverDood

best flame eva

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17438476)



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Date: March 5th, 2011 6:19 PM
Author: ...:.:..:::.....:..:.:..::...:..


thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17438487)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:12 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649033)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:41 PM
Author: identifyasrippedchadd00d

This is the first time I am reading this thread. Tears are rolling down my face. I can't stop laughing. Holy fucking shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649289)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:53 PM
Author: Giant Gay Monkey Riding on Top of a Small Elephant

This is the greatest thread on Xo, although it saddens me that this man does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649390)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:56 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

he does tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649413)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 9:39 PM
Author: .,,.,...,,......,,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.


in are hearts and minds and in the soul of xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649707)



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Date: May 5th, 2011 5:27 PM
Author: .,.,...,,.,,..,:.,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17933360)



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Date: May 9th, 2011 11:42 PM
Author: I Illustrate Boom and Certain Other Threads (This fjckG)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17967277)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 2:47 AM
Author: ,,,,.,.,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,,,.,....,.,.,.,.,,..,.,.,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18168515)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 3:45 AM
Author: ...,.,.,...,.,.,.,.............,.,.,.,....,.,.,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18168858)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 5:24 AM
Author: ..,....,....,.,..,.,.,.,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18169162)



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Date: June 8th, 2011 3:49 AM
Author: &#161;

Thx for the bump, I must've missed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18195732)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:12 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

IF I were to take a full time job in the same department as this guy, would a second volume of anecdotes as a colleague instead of a summer be a good idea assuming it is well executed?

I don't want to ruin this thread but I feel like there's more of this story to be told.

Honest opinions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242408)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:25 PM
Author: ...,.,.,...,.,.,.,.............,.,.,.,....,.,.,...


You would have to kick it off with a 24:Season Six style release from a Chinese prison camp or something, to explain his sudden disappearance at the end of the first season. It could work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242476)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:30 PM
Author: froodfrood ( )

I know. What a flamer lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242505)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:42 PM
Author: slackfist cumduster

It's not flame, one of his brothers owns a dealership and construction company in Vegas, where he's been doing legal work for since last year. He never left the country at all. He offered me a job doing his bitchwork until I can take the NV bar and I'm seriously considering it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242572)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:56 PM
Author: .,.,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.,


yes. please do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242655)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:58 PM
Author: .,.,...,.,,..,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.


"he never left the country at all"

omfg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242668)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:32 PM
Author: .,.,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.,


i'd start a separate thread, but yes. even if some of it will be derivative, it has the potential to be the most credited thing on xo for some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242511)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:38 PM
Author: ...,.,.,...,.,.,.,.............,.,.,.,....,.,.,...


Be interesting to see if OP is a one-hit wonder or a true genius who can carry a whole series of this. If the latter, an interwebz->book deal could be in his future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242549)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:55 PM
Author: froodfrood ( )

A novel length treatment would be great movie bait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242650)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:33 PM
Author: Fry Mumia

go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242521)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 7:14 PM
Author: AZNgirl delighted by 'smudge' meme (Martin Lucifer Coon @whitehouse.gov)

New thread, but link to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243690)



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Date: July 17th, 2011 1:47 AM
Author: MOARDONGSPLZ (Pear Chan Master Man)

this may be the greatest thread of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18527819)



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Date: August 5th, 2011 12:52 AM
Author: ".,.,.,.,.,.......",,,,,,,,,,


went from the pedo thread to ed to google and randomly came upon this jewel. hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18684721)



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Date: August 9th, 2011 4:58 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,',.,;;;,,,...,.,..,.,,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18716038)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 4:59 PM
Author: .com



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810511)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 5:35 PM
Author: ManFromNantucket (BA in animal science from Texas A&M, 2.22 GPA)

I can't believe I just discovered this. This is the greatest thing I've ever read. Please, in all honesty, do yourself a favor and make this into a screenplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810647)



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Date: August 24th, 2011 1:21 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,,..,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18822029)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:01 PM
Author: Penis stampeding into a vagina carnival tent

Pretty easily the greatest thing I've ever seen on this site

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18922169)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 10:29 PM
Author: ...,.,.,.....,,,

so good.

so good.

so good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19009389)



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Date: October 1st, 2011 7:04 PM
Author: really flat lit major with nice hair

tears. actual tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19081236)



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Date: October 13th, 2011 2:55 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.;:


BY FAR the most over rated thread in xoxo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19161049)



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Date: October 13th, 2011 10:56 AM
Author: .,,,..,.,,...,.,:,:,,...,::,...,:,....:..,:.::,.


120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19161746)



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Date: December 26th, 2011 3:17 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,. (Steroid Balls)


No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19641996)



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Date: January 2nd, 2012 1:38 AM
Author: .,.,.,,.,.,.,,..,..,,,...,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.


120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19688070)