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Hey guys what's up [Foggy]

What's going on? I'm drunk and haven't been on XO for awhile...
... . . .... . .. ....... ,.
  09/17/10
are you at work?
a beefy cholo, balls deep in yo wife
  09/17/10
No, I took off a couple hours ago.
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  09/17/10
But it's only 1am.
shrewbeast defense force
  09/17/10
My deal is on hold. I'm not too worried about it.
... . . .... . .. ....... ,.
  09/17/10
You only have one deal, eh. Maybe one day they'll let you d...
shrewbeast defense force
  09/17/10
Nice try, bro. The deal that was supposed to close tomorrow...
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  09/17/10
So you couldn't close your deal.
shrewbeast defense force
  09/17/10
Right. It was my fault. Do you have any experience in co...
... . . .... . .. ....... ,.
  09/17/10
If you're asking whether I think the midlevel corporate asso...
shrewbeast defense force
  09/17/10
hello :D
433
  09/17/10
Who are you?
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  09/17/10
433.
433
  09/17/10
hi
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  09/17/10
Hi.
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  09/17/10
I saw a guy with a Cadwalader bag on the metro today. Though...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::....,;,.,.:..:.,:.::,.
  09/17/10
Seems like a loser to me. Definitely not someone to introdu...
... . . .... . .. ....... ,.
  09/17/10
how's your romantic life at the moment?
stocking stuffer
  09/17/10
It's great. I win at life, despite what losers on this boar...
... . . .... . .. ....... ,.
  09/17/10
i mean, are you in a relationship, dating around a lot, spor...
stocking stuffer
  09/17/10
Don't worry about it, bro. Just be happy for me.
... . . .... . .. ....... ,.
  09/17/10
shit man, i am. i'm just a curious dood.
stocking stuffer
  09/17/10
To be fair, Hey man this place hasn't been the same witho...
To be fair
  09/17/10
179 Here's the secret of life: none of this shit matters ...
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  09/17/10
To be fair, This was a true 180 post and it should be sti...
To be fair
  09/17/10
fuck this is actually inspiring somehow.
stocking stuffer
  09/17/10
Suck my dick motherfucker, you wouldn't last a week in my fi...
... . . .... . .. ....... ,.
  09/17/10
lol it was a compliment faggot.
stocking stuffer
  09/17/10
Oh, well in that case, thank you (no homo).
... . . .... . .. ....... ,.
  09/17/10
ty.
stocking stuffer
  09/17/10
Being complimented by some people is an insult.
shrewbeast defense force
  09/17/10
that doesn't really make any sense
stocking stuffer
  09/17/10
It would if you were a higher class of person.
shrewbeast defense force
  09/17/10
To be fair, Let me translate: Your'e a nigger and your'e ...
To be fair
  09/17/10
ty
stocking stuffer
  09/17/10
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.,.,.; .,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:,
  09/17/10
You sound absolutely insufferable.
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  09/17/10
I'm actually a pretty nice guy. Most people love me.
... . . .... . .. ....... ,.
  09/17/10
180 This might be the best post of 2010
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To be fair, This is like a lost monologue from an unprodu...
To be fair
  09/17/10
nice
.,,.,...,,......,,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.
  09/17/10
Why hasn't there been a BigLaw equivalent of Glengary Glen R...
two-headed boy
  09/17/10
They really do it wrong. I watched The Deep End once, and i...
... . . .... . .. ....... ,.
  09/17/10
This is what I'm saying. I didn't watch The Deep End once be...
two-headed boy
  09/17/10
180
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  09/17/10
I laughed, I cried. You are seriously a talent. 180
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180
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To be fair
  07/03/11
180
dat young \"Assad\"
  07/25/11
180. This is one of those posts that I think, for whatever ...
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  10/20/11
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MOARDONGSPLZ
  10/20/11
eh not really
\'\'\'\'\'\'\'
  10/21/11
180, but you're an asshole
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  10/20/11
1fucking80. true gold right here.
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  10/21/11
this is a monologue a brett easton ellis character would del...
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  10/25/11
180
two-headed boy
  11/02/11
180
Rick Steves Robbing Lost Couple At Knifepoint
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Rick Steves Robbing Lost Couple At Knifepoint
  11/25/11


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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:02 AM
Author: ... . . .... . .. ....... ,.

What's going on? I'm drunk and haven't been on XO for awhile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065516)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:03 AM
Author: a beefy cholo, balls deep in yo wife

are you at work?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065524)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:03 AM
Author: ... . . .... . .. ....... ,.

No, I took off a couple hours ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065530)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:04 AM
Author: shrewbeast defense force

But it's only 1am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065533)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:06 AM
Author: ... . . .... . .. ....... ,.

My deal is on hold. I'm not too worried about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065545)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:08 AM
Author: shrewbeast defense force

You only have one deal, eh. Maybe one day they'll let you do two deals at once. You'd like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065554)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:10 AM
Author: ... . . .... . .. ....... ,.

Nice try, bro. The deal that was supposed to close tomorrow isn't going to close tomorrow. I have other things on the back burner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065565)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:14 AM
Author: shrewbeast defense force

So you couldn't close your deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065582)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:15 AM
Author: ... . . .... . .. ....... ,.

Right. It was my fault.

Do you have any experience in corporate law, or are you just spewing BS that might look damaging to someone who has no experience in corporate law?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065590)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:22 AM
Author: shrewbeast defense force

If you're asking whether I think the midlevel corporate associate (or the "field nigger", as I think the bankers call you guys) is responsible for whether the deal lives or dies, no. I don't think that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065622)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:11 AM
Author: 433 (weird gluten free coconut crabs)

hello :D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065569)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:11 AM
Author: ... . . .... . .. ....... ,.

Who are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065570)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:12 AM
Author: 433 (weird gluten free coconut crabs)

433.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065573)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:12 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::....,;,.,.:..:.,:.::,.


hi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065574)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:14 AM
Author: ... . . .... . .. ....... ,.

Hi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065579)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:16 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::....,;,.,.:..:.,:.::,.


I saw a guy with a Cadwalader bag on the metro today. Thoughts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065593)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:22 AM
Author: ... . . .... . .. ....... ,.

Seems like a loser to me. Definitely not someone to introduce to polite company. He's like a Fordham grad wearing the sweatshirt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065621)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:16 AM
Author: stocking stuffer

how's your romantic life at the moment?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065595)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:23 AM
Author: ... . . .... . .. ....... ,.

It's great. I win at life, despite what losers on this board would like to think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065625)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:24 AM
Author: stocking stuffer

i mean, are you in a relationship, dating around a lot, sportfucking...? just curious man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065628)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:30 AM
Author: ... . . .... . .. ....... ,.

Don't worry about it, bro. Just be happy for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065659)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:35 AM
Author: stocking stuffer

shit man, i am. i'm just a curious dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065696)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:31 AM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retired)

To be fair,

Hey man this place hasn't been the same without you

Can you rate me on a scale of 120-180 and tell me the secret to life as you see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065668)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:39 AM
Author: ... . . .... . .. ....... ,.

179

Here's the secret of life: none of this shit matters at all. You are dust. There is nothing else. Just do whatever the fuck you want, and have some fun with it. I like working all the time. I like doing a lot of coke. I like spending a lot at bars, getting drunk, doing coke, and passing out in my clothes. I like fantasizing about the suicide I don't have the balls to pull off. I like seeing the deal close; I like emailing a first year on his anniversary and making him come back to the office, because I like the company and he could use the training. Deals have to close, motherfucker. They have to close. I like skipping stones on the water, doing some coke, billing some hours, fantasizing about drowning myself, doing some coke, and going back to the office. I just like enjoying life and kicking back. But you need to figure out what works for you, because no one here is living for you-- and you have to remember that and live for yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065713)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:45 AM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retired)

To be fair,

This was a true 180 post and it should be stickied at the top of the board forever. Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065733)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:46 AM
Author: stocking stuffer

fuck this is actually inspiring somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065737)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:48 AM
Author: ... . . .... . .. ....... ,.

Suck my dick motherfucker, you wouldn't last a week in my firm without crying like a little bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065754)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:48 AM
Author: stocking stuffer

lol it was a compliment faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065757)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:49 AM
Author: ... . . .... . .. ....... ,.

Oh, well in that case, thank you (no homo).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065762)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:49 AM
Author: stocking stuffer

ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065767)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:49 AM
Author: shrewbeast defense force

Being complimented by some people is an insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065765)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:49 AM
Author: stocking stuffer

that doesn't really make any sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065768)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:50 AM
Author: shrewbeast defense force

It would if you were a higher class of person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065772)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:51 AM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retired)

To be fair,

Let me translate: Your'e a nigger and your'e mom sucks cocks for cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065774)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:51 AM
Author: stocking stuffer

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065778)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:51 AM
Author: .,.,.; .,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065776)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 1:52 AM
Author: \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ (cbomo)

You sound absolutely insufferable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065789)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:00 AM
Author: ... . . .... . .. ....... ,.

I'm actually a pretty nice guy. Most people love me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065837)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:02 AM
Author: ...,,.,.,...,,,.,.,.

180

This might be the best post of 2010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065853)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:05 AM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retired)

To be fair,

This is like a lost monologue from an unproduced sequel to Glengary Glen Ross set in the V5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065869)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:07 AM
Author: .,,.,...,,......,,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.


nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065886)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:10 AM
Author: two-headed boy

Why hasn't there been a BigLaw equivalent of Glengary Glen Ross or Wall Street?

Instead, there are shitty television shows like The Deep End. BigLaw gets the shaft from Hollywood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065900)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:12 AM
Author: ... . . .... . .. ....... ,.

They really do it wrong. I watched The Deep End once, and it was complete horseshit. The partners treat the associates like people and the firm cares about pro bono cases (ROFL, pro bono!). It was insulting and terribly inaccurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065912)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:30 AM
Author: two-headed boy

This is what I'm saying. I didn't watch The Deep End once because it looked like shit, pure shit from the beginning. It was like they wanted to create Grey's Anatomy in a BigLaw setting which is just all sorts of fail.

I want to see someone like Alec Baldwin playing an asshole partner crushing the dreams of starry-eyed associates. Please make it happen, Hollywood. Even The Firm fucked it up by making it about the mob and setting it in some shitty place like Memphis. It has to be in MANFUCKINGHATTAN. Everyone knows that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065996)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:03 AM
Author: .,,.,...,,......,,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.


180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065859)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:07 AM
Author: ,,,,.....,...,

I laughed, I cried. You are seriously a talent. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065887)



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Date: September 17th, 2010 2:26 AM
Author: ...,.,.,.....,,,

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#16065982)



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Date: July 3rd, 2011 1:59 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#18409547)



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Date: July 25th, 2011 11:48 PM
Author: dat young \"Assad\"

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#18613618)



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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:37 PM
Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,. (aktp)


180. This is one of those posts that I think, for whatever reason, people just assume everyone else has 180'd, so they don't actually do it. There need to be about 20 more 180s here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19212971)



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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:41 PM
Author: MOARDONGSPLZ (Pear Chan Master Man)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19213006)



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Date: October 21st, 2011 7:19 AM
Author: \'\'\'\'\'\'\'

eh not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19214191)



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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:40 PM
Author: .;.;.;.;.;....;.;;.;.;.;.;;.;.;.;.;. (a soul a mile deep)


180, but you're an asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19212997)



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Date: October 21st, 2011 7:18 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,,.,:,;,;,.,.,:,:,.,.,:,.,.:,:.,:.::,.


1fucking80. true gold right here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19214189)



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Date: October 25th, 2011 9:42 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.....,,,.,.,.,...,.,.


this is a monologue a brett easton ellis character would deliver right before hanging himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19242173)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 2:22 PM
Author: two-headed boy (Kirby)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19286479)



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Date: November 2nd, 2011 2:23 PM
Author: Rick Steves Robbing Lost Couple At Knifepoint

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19286488)



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Date: November 25th, 2011 12:08 AM
Author: slim_shady_man



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19436518)



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Date: November 25th, 2011 12:09 AM
Author: Rick Steves Robbing Lost Couple At Knifepoint



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1425464&forum_id=2#19436526)