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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:27 PM Author: Irate Stock Car I just couldn't take it anymore. Every day last week on my way home there was this obnoxious nigger bitch with a huge ass stuffed into tight jeans and a puffy jacket on a corner I pass. Every day she would start to waddle her simian ass across the street after the light turned green, then stare at traffic as she slowly mosey'ed across. Yesterday this bitch decided to to stop half way across, turn around, and start shouting something to this other cunt across the street with a triple baby stroller and three little nigs. I had had enough.
Today I launched my plan. I got Sbarro pizza to go for lunch. This provided me with a cardboard 'to go' pizza box that I converted into a turd containment vehicle. I drank a huge starbucks venti house coffee in about fifty seconds, burning the shit out of my tounge doing so. The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect. I went into the bathroom with my sbarro box, squatted over it, and hatched a mean, stinky, mullato log dead center (covering one errant pepperoni). I also stole a spatula from the office kitchen, as I did not want to soil my hands with feces during my revenge.
I left work. I slunk through traffic like a lion in the amber grass, stalking my monkey prey. I planned to scoop up my log missle with the spatula and whip it with wrist action as fast as andre agassi's. Unfortunately, I am right handed, so I knew I would have to whip that motherfucker with my left hand out my driver's side window and hope for the best.
I spotted the bitch on the corner. She wasn't crossing, but she was eating. She had a plate of chicken wings....she was jamming one after another into her mouth, sucking off the meat, and throwing the chicken bone on the ground. It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place. She then licked her greasy fingers with her big negroid lips and yelled something to the negroes at the liquor store across the street, clearly her next destination.
I loaded up my spatula and put my window down. Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd. I whipped it. As it flew through the air, I was heartbroken to see it split into two pieces...there must have been some weak point in my log. I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties.
To my amazement, both chunks of pewp hit their mark. I was at first concerned that I had damaged the fabric of space and time, as this chunk of shyte whipped off of my spatula only slightly slower than the speed of light. The smaller piece went directly into her open, yelling mouth; the second larger piece hit her hard, neanderthal head and pancaked into a massive shit explosion. As she dropped her plate of chicken wings and yelled, I saw her bite down on the turd in her mouth which resulted in shit being squeezed between the gaps in her carie-ridden, rotting teeth.
I hit the gas and flew by her. On the way past I gave her fat ass a good whack with my spatula. I was so thrilled I came home and opened a bottle of Dom Perignon to celebrate. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:29 PM Author: Dashing Kink-friendly Center It's too bad your talent couldnt be put to better use. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235126) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:30 PM Author: Iridescent passionate fanboi you should submit your stories for publication. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235137) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:30 PM Author: pungent depressive telephone Guy sitting next to fjackie at the library: What's so funny? Me: "I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties." Guy: Dude, what's your problem? |
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Date: July 4th, 2008 12:30 AM Author: vivacious church i know this is a three year old post, but i can't resist: that is false. guys don't call girls "dude." that is something that either a) a girl WISHES would happen or b) a guy would say to another guy. i think B is the more likely scenario, because there aren't very many actual females on this board but a lot of fakers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9943332) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM Author: indecent aphrodisiac property cuck You've done better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235139) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM Author: outnumbered cruise ship background story IB? |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 5:59 PM Author: Irate Stock Car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235924) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM Author: misunderstood fragrant gas station don't go to any pizza joints this week. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235142) |
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Date: July 6th, 2005 11:39 PM Author: cobalt office Excellent
" Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd" |
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Date: June 8th, 2006 5:05 PM Author: Ruby Abnormal Sex Offender infinity to the fucking infinity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5940659) |
Date: March 1st, 2005 4:33 PM Author: pungent depressive telephone By the way I think this guy might be a shill for Sbarro. What's with all the mentions? That is some fucking TTT food-court pizza if I ever tasted it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235160) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:35 PM Author: Irate Stock Car Now that you mention it, I think I did reference Sbarro in a previous post. Chalk it up to coincidence...I quit eating there after I found a fingernail in my pasta salad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235174) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:38 PM Author: pungent depressive telephone So did she get the dinner shit in the mouth, or was it the breakfast shit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235198) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:40 PM Author: Irate Stock Car Breakfast shit...it was the smaller portion of the log as that meal would be smaller than dinner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235226) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:37 PM Author: Iridescent passionate fanboi This is what neoconned should strive to be. Almost Sforza-esque. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235189) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:38 PM Author: outnumbered cruise ship background story Who's to say this isn't neoconned? It's obviously someone who's been posting for a long time. They've achieved a certain masterful synthesis of RWA's bum story and the infamous library shiteater yarn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235203) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:40 PM Author: Irate Stock Car I am new here...and I assure you I only post under a single name. I have simply been blessed with the ability to communicate my feelings about both niggers and assmeat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235219) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:41 PM Author: Iridescent passionate fanboi because neoconned has never been funny, whereas alabama is almost always funny.
RWA is not nearly as creative, though he is offensive too - theres a personality difference to the posts. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:43 PM Author: outnumbered cruise ship background story I'm not saying this *is* either RWA or whoever wrote the shiteater story, but clearly that's who they're imitating. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:45 PM Author: Irate Stock Car I actually am not imitating anyone. To be quite honest, I couldn't finish that shiteater story...whoever wrote that has both a strong stomach and a gift. You are correct that both this story and the shiteater story involve the consumption of feces, but that is the end of the overlap. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235260) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:42 PM Author: pungent depressive telephone I already cracked the code. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142809&mc=3&forum_id=2 |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:44 PM Author: outnumbered cruise ship background story There's about a 0% chance of that being the case. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:47 PM Author: motley wagecucks If this guy really is plucot, that's quite a character change to go from articulate and creative to incomprehensible and moronic. Impressive, I'd say. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235279) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:49 PM Author: pungent depressive telephone Yeah, hard to imagine how one person could write something as beautiful as the above, and then turn around and and whine incomprehensibly about how we should all just get along. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235293) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:49 PM Author: Irate Stock Car I do not want to get along. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235300) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:50 PM Author: cocky medicated native exactly, which makes it unlikely that you're also plucot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235307) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:51 PM Author: pungent depressive telephone But plucot probably has all kinds of repressed racial hatred since she is a camel-riding dothead, after all. Maybe this is how she acts out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235318) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:54 PM Author: cocky medicated native Almost certainly, but I'm sure she would express it in an abjectly stupid manner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235337) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:55 PM Author: Iridescent passionate fanboi nothing was so frustrating as talking to her about bill cosby yesterday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235343) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:56 PM Author: outnumbered cruise ship background story What thread was that? |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:57 PM Author: Iridescent passionate fanboi search for "races reversed in pizza parlor" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235369) |
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Date: May 15th, 2006 9:34 PM Author: self-centered cracking regret okay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5790801) |
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Date: December 13th, 2006 11:02 PM Author: Effete goal in life base you answered more than a year later? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215174) |
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Date: June 16th, 2007 3:31 AM Author: Multi-colored cuckoldry you answered more than 7 months later? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8262164) |
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Date: August 25th, 2007 9:11 PM Author: orchid adventurous space toaster you answered more than 7 months later? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8559511) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 4:19 AM Author: flatulent hyperventilating tanning salon genital piercing you answered more than a month later? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8821527) |
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Date: January 30th, 2008 12:20 AM Author: orchid adventurous space toaster you answered more than 2 months later? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9242066) |
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Date: March 8th, 2008 2:09 PM Author: twisted hideous sweet tailpipe indirect expression you answered more than 3 months later? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9448641) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:43 PM Author: drunken bbw neoconned wasn't funny, or a storyteller. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235249) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:45 PM Author: outnumbered cruise ship background story Knobgobbler. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:51 PM Author: Trip know-it-all mental disorder old irish cottage For some reason, the highlight of that story may be his mispelling of "pewp". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235316) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:52 PM Author: magical kitchen black woman LOL, I was about to say the exact same thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235322) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:53 PM Author: Irate Stock Car I am so glad to see that the subtilties are not going to waste....*wipes tear from eye* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235331) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 5:06 PM Author: pungent depressive telephone What gave it away? The dot or the towel? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235442) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:26 AM Author: At-the-ready volcanic crater brunch LOL, I think the exact same thing. I am still laughing at that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435160) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:47 PM Author: Trip know-it-all mental disorder old irish cottage Subject: Horrid yet thrilling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235284) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 11:15 AM Author: odious indian lodge immigrant credited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7975019) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 6:05 PM Author: Shivering vermilion pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235967) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 8:04 PM Author: Irate Stock Car I humbly accept your praise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2236613) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:06 PM Author: Shivering vermilion pervert ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251820) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:08 PM Author: pungent depressive telephone I laughed all over again... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251832) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:10 PM Author: Shivering vermilion pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251840) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:11 PM Author: Irate Stock Car glad to bring some sunshine to your day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251841) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:13 PM Author: provocative gay wizard This would make a great HLS essay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251856) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:22 PM Author: misunderstood fragrant gas station "I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties."
best line of the post
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:24 PM Author: pungent depressive telephone The AdComm would throw the file into the "ADMIT" pile right about at "pewp." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251899) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:38 PM Author: pungent depressive telephone Good use of mosey'ed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2296014) |
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Date: March 28th, 2005 11:59 PM Author: Shivering vermilion pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2434927) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:18 AM Author: misunderstood fragrant gas station this was a classic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435092) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:19 AM Author: Shivering vermilion pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435096) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:29 AM Author: Wonderful Sanctuary I almost feel bad about forcing him into retirement with the blowjobs in auschwitz thread. It's a shame the Golden Age of Racism has ended. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435182) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:32 AM Author: misunderstood fragrant gas station I'm sure it will flourish again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435201) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:33 AM Author: At-the-ready volcanic crater brunch As it has in the past. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435209) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:33 AM Author: lascivious incel preventive strike This never gets old. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435205) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:37 AM Author: indigo cumskin Holy Shit this is classic. I couldn't stop laughing the whole way through. I also loved the Holocaust semen reference though never saw the original. Anybody know what thread its in? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435232) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 1:06 AM Author: Wonderful Sanctuary you talking about the "did jew bitches give blowjobs in Auschwitz for the protein?" thread (as mentioned in Leiter Reports)? Do a search. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435471) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:43 AM Author: ivory stain crackhouse OMG, 180!! I just read this for the first time. Can't believe what I missed. A true gem. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435269) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2007 9:19 PM Author: razzle-dazzle place of business roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8973756) |
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Date: May 30th, 2005 8:50 PM Author: Insecure galvanic stage travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2891901) |
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Date: June 1st, 2005 5:18 PM Author: Insecure galvanic stage travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2906585) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 2:59 PM Author: Trip know-it-all mental disorder old irish cottage How rewd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2913863) |
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Date: July 6th, 2005 11:26 PM Author: Impertinent School Chad In honor of alabama. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210318) |
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Date: July 6th, 2005 11:27 PM Author: Irate Stock Car i'm only back for a few minutes. wanted to see how you all were doing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210325) |
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Date: July 6th, 2005 11:34 PM Author: gold exhilarant blood rage Beautiful bump, classic thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210425) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:38 PM Author: histrionic low-t locus deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731608) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:42 PM Author: Tan Sexy Trailer Park Party Of The First Part first time i saw this. i nearly shat myself reading it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731624) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:45 PM Author: histrionic low-t locus deer antler You've NEVER seen this before?! It's a classic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731643) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:46 PM Author: Tan Sexy Trailer Park Party Of The First Part nope, i hadnt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731651) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:46 PM Author: electric startled resort haha, I've never actually read this before today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731656) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:52 PM Author: fiercely-loyal sound barrier racist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731703) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 9:22 PM Author: misunderstood fragrant gas station a classic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731938) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 9:46 PM Author: Carmine Plaza Jap most excellent. ("offensive," racist, etc; count me as being properly opposed, this is what's wrong with . . . etc, etc.) keep them coming. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3732116) |
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Date: October 6th, 2005 12:07 PM Author: At-the-ready volcanic crater brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3985987) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 8:16 PM Author: slate internal respiration brethren wow, this is offensive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4190135) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 11:32 PM Author: slate internal respiration brethren why is nobody outraged at this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191727) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 11:34 PM Author: Insane mediation parlor I'm outraged a perfectly good turd was ruined by landing on a nigger. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191753) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 11:35 PM Author: slate internal respiration brethren It landed in her mouth, how is this not outrageous? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191766) |
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Date: February 24th, 2006 5:27 PM Author: slate internal respiration brethren Come on! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5176200) |
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Date: February 24th, 2006 5:30 PM Author: curious temple dinner is served (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5176219) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2005 12:09 AM Author: Bateful Flushed Son Of Senegal I'm offended it took you 8 months to respond. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191998) |
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Date: November 4th, 2005 6:55 PM Author: slate internal respiration brethren this stuff is wrong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4214197) |
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Date: November 4th, 2005 6:48 PM Author: Cowardly 180 ticket booth clown ha ha. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4214149) |
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Date: November 4th, 2005 6:53 PM Author: Tan Sexy Trailer Park Party Of The First Part i finally saw an Sbarro box about a month ago, and can fully appreciate the post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4214182) |
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Date: November 27th, 2005 6:42 PM Author: Concupiscible location trump supporter AA has gone too farrrrrrr! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4396817) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:46 AM Author: Hyperactive heaven the beauty is the double meaning of 'breaking point' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4436812) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 10:41 AM Author: glittery marketing idea lettuce Wow, I just got that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4912066) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:48 AM Author: Blue Boistinker Newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4436838) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:00 AM Author: Shaky Hilarious Selfie I laughed so hard I started crying. I had to leave the library. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4436958) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:04 AM Author: cream frisky jewess same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4438900) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:08 AM Author: misunderstood fragrant gas station possibly the greatest post ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4438925) |
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Date: May 28th, 2007 10:46 PM Author: Exciting jade area athletic conference i think so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8181172) |
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Date: December 4th, 2005 12:49 PM Author: misunderstood fragrant gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4457890) |
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Date: December 4th, 2005 12:56 PM Author: Slimy bossy ape So this is the writing it takes to get into Yale. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4457922) |
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Date: December 4th, 2005 1:31 PM Author: Spectacular Coffee Pot Flame. No WAY you had Dom Perignon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4458118) |
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Date: December 4th, 2005 1:37 PM Author: Hairraiser Cerise Forum i was laughing to the point of tears. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4458163) |
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Date: January 5th, 2006 8:26 PM Author: self-centered cracking regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4744483) |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 10:16 AM Author: self-centered cracking regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4748426) |
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Date: January 13th, 2006 8:19 AM Author: Topaz Public Bath Voyeur Bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4804978) |
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Date: January 18th, 2006 9:38 AM Author: self-centered cracking regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4847120) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 1:07 PM Author: appetizing shrine awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4856901) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 10:12 AM Author: pink stirring stage turdskin I was hoping this thread wouldn't survive yesterday's glitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4911928) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 10:23 AM Author: Concupiscible location trump supporter it's the details that make this post one of the richest in xoxo history. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4911973) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 10:28 AM Author: Concupiscible location trump supporter the funny thing is the writing ranges from the pedestrian to stunningly evocative imagery and inspired choice of words. i would love to see a full-length final draft of the narrator's battle with the darker forces among us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4911996) |
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Date: February 9th, 2006 1:21 AM Author: naked boltzmann you might be the worst writer on here, evan. please stop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5035705) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2006 1:04 AM Author: Concupiscible location trump supporter good point! i am the worst writer here. what should i do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5163077) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 7:34 PM Author: self-centered cracking regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4978520) |
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Date: February 6th, 2006 8:00 PM Author: curious temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5013313) |
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Date: February 9th, 2006 1:14 AM Author: naked boltzmann best thread EVER. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5035639) |
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Date: February 15th, 2006 8:01 PM Author: self-centered cracking regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5097830) |
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Date: February 15th, 2006 8:08 PM Author: Pontificating dopamine church building The thing is, it's so detailed that I can't believe it didn't really happen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5097882) |
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Date: February 16th, 2006 11:21 AM Author: light stag film lolz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5102607) |
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Date: February 17th, 2006 4:55 AM Author: Pontificating dopamine church building Bump! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5110864) |
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Date: February 17th, 2006 4:57 AM Author: Wonderful Sanctuary hahaha, did the po' little cracker have his feelings hurt? is that why you're bumping this, to make you feel better? fag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5110872) |
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Date: February 19th, 2006 3:12 AM Author: Hyperactive heaven bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128948) |
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Date: February 19th, 2006 3:13 AM Author: rebellious alcoholic set gaming laptop Ha. From the vault. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128955) |
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Date: February 19th, 2006 3:13 AM Author: zombie-like spot You throw turds? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128958) |
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Date: February 19th, 2006 3:14 AM Author: Hyperactive heaven He just couldn't take it anymore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128960) |
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Date: February 21st, 2006 8:52 PM Author: self-centered cracking regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5151776) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2006 1:00 AM Author: Up-to-no-good legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5163058) |
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Date: March 6th, 2006 7:01 PM Author: big erotic hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5265723) |
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Date: March 21st, 2006 12:34 PM Author: curious temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5389696) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 11:55 AM Author: Irate Stock Car Still going strong 13 months later. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5533982) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 11:56 AM Author: rusted stead azn you still post here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5533988) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 12:01 PM Author: curious temple hi strom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534017) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 12:04 PM Author: rusted stead azn strom isn't that smart (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534042) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 12:11 PM Author: razzle university just like your retirement thread which was so fuckin lame where you said you were sorry for being a racist and you didnt really mean it. dumbass fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534083) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 12:12 PM Author: disturbing hot institution we're still supposed to be impressed by this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534100) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 12:06 PM Author: Poppy principal's office electric furnace racist drivel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534056) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 12:16 PM Author: Cerebral Lavender Range Hominid Wrong, just wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534119) |
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Date: April 18th, 2006 8:07 PM Author: Startling Menage Patrolman wow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5606680) |
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Date: April 18th, 2006 9:47 PM Author: excitant chapel love of her life nigga plz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5607215) |
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Date: April 30th, 2006 6:24 PM Author: boyish anal hall do you see why this is the greatest post in xo history? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5688411) |
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Date: May 4th, 2006 8:24 PM Author: self-centered cracking regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715230) |
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Date: May 4th, 2006 8:57 PM Author: Concupiscible location trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715455) |
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Date: May 4th, 2006 9:17 PM Author: Maize feces bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715578) |
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Date: May 4th, 2006 9:23 PM Author: Concupiscible location trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715612) |
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Date: May 4th, 2006 9:25 PM Author: Violent filthpig This post is racist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715624) |
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Date: May 25th, 2006 6:51 PM Author: Insecure galvanic stage travel guidebook Your searing analysis is mindblowing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5853747) |
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Date: May 25th, 2006 7:19 PM Author: boyish anal hall too early (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5853925) |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 9:24 PM Author: self-centered cracking regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5761253) |
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Date: May 21st, 2006 8:58 PM Author: boyish anal hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5828509) |
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Date: June 8th, 2006 5:01 PM Author: big erotic hissy fit Why would you do such a thing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5940632) |
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Date: June 8th, 2006 7:22 PM Author: Insecure galvanic stage travel guidebook Easily the best post ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5941716) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2006 7:48 PM Author: big erotic hissy fit This is a disgusting thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6056207) |
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Date: June 26th, 2006 9:30 PM Author: Startling Menage Patrolman Remember like McCoy and Spock's brain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6078711) |
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Date: July 4th, 2006 9:34 PM Author: gay flickering gaping step-uncle's house Date: March 1st, 2005 4:27 PM Author: alabamajdesq
I just couldn't take it anymore. Every day last week on my way home there was this obnoxious nigger bitch with a huge ass stuffed into tight jeans and a puffy jacket on a corner I pass. Every day she would start to waddle her simian ass across the street after the light turned green, then stare at traffic as she slowly mosey'ed across. Yesterday this bitch decided to to stop half way across, turn around, and start shouting something to this other cunt across the street with a triple baby stroller and three little nigs. I had had enough.
Today I launched my plan. I got Sbarro pizza to go for lunch. This provided me with a cardboard 'to go' pizza box that I converted into a turd containment vehicle. I drank a huge starbucks venti house coffee in about fifty seconds, burning the shit out of my tounge doing so. The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect. I went into the bathroom with my sbarro box, squatted over it, and hatched a mean, stinky, mullato log dead center (covering one errant pepperoni). I also stole a spatula from the office kitchen, as I did not want to soil my hands with feces during my revenge.
I left work. I slunk through traffic like a lion in the amber grass, stalking my monkey prey. I planned to scoop up my log missle with the spatula and whip it with wrist action as fast as andre agassi's. Unfortunately, I am right handed, so I knew I would have to whip that motherfucker with my left hand out my driver's side window and hope for the best.
I spotted the bitch on the corner. She wasn't crossing, but she was eating. She had a plate of chicken wings....she was jamming one after another into her mouth, sucking off the meat, and throwing the chicken bone on the ground. It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place. She then licked her greasy fingers with her big negroid lips and yelled something to the negroes at the liquor store across the street, clearly her next destination.
I loaded up my spatula and put my window down. Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd. I whipped it. As it flew through the air, I was heartbroken to see it split into two pieces...there must have been some weak point in my log. I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties.
To my amazement, both chunks of pewp hit their mark. I was at first concerned that I had damaged the fabric of space and time, as this chunk of shyte whipped off of my spatula only slightly slower than the speed of light. The smaller piece went directly into her open, yelling mouth; the second larger piece hit her hard, neanderthal head and pancaked into a massive shit explosion. As she dropped her plate of chicken wings and yelled, I saw her bite down on the turd in her mouth which resulted in shit being squeezed between the gaps in her carie-ridden, rotting teeth.
I hit the gas and flew by her. On the way past I gave her fat ass a good whack with my spatula. I was so thrilled I came home and opened a bottle of Dom Perignon to celebrate.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235112) |
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Date: July 6th, 2006 7:52 PM Author: glassy kitty cat jew i feel like this thread needs to be bumped periodically for anyone who hasn't read it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6154119) |
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