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XOXO Pool: What *week* of 2011 does TMF return to biglaw?

we are in the final hours of glorious plan. TMF's return to ...
dashing chocolate rehab
  12/06/10
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hilarious brilliant sanctuary digit ratio
  12/06/10
biglaw is biglaw faggot. if you have to "define" i...
Hyperventilating library
  12/06/10
hahaha
milky senate
  12/06/10
Why do you let these peoples be such assholes to you? If the...
Splenetic hell philosopher-king
  12/06/10
Fish has it worse than almost everyone here because he lives...
Comical Startling Theatre Travel Guidebook
  12/06/10
so do most people here. but fish is actually smart, has a g...
Splenetic hell philosopher-king
  12/06/10
don't you claim to make $100k+ and have a sub-600 credit sco...
dashing chocolate rehab
  12/06/10
i WILL start making that in january,and yes, i have a sub-60...
Splenetic hell philosopher-king
  12/06/10
you're not now? i thought average salary for thunderbird gra...
dashing chocolate rehab
  12/06/10
what? i graduate in 11 days, fool. besides, I'm taking a si...
Splenetic hell philosopher-king
  12/06/10
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hilarious brilliant sanctuary digit ratio
  12/06/10
(it is 2005)
dashing chocolate rehab
  12/06/10
not all six-figure jobs require good credit. esp. not in my ...
Splenetic hell philosopher-king
  12/06/10
i would have thought delusional shrew scat porn companies wo...
dashing chocolate rehab
  12/06/10
har. har.
Splenetic hell philosopher-king
  12/06/10
don't white knight russian midgets tyia
Electric station
  12/06/10
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hilarious brilliant sanctuary digit ratio
  12/06/10
what exactly is he supposed to do? Retire? Oh wait he did ...
milky senate
  12/06/10
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hilarious brilliant sanctuary digit ratio
  12/06/10
um... you're returning to biglaw, are you not? defining bigl...
dashing chocolate rehab
  12/06/10
Whatever week the mayan calendar ends.
Heady rigpig coldplay fan
  12/06/10
thats 2012 bro
flirting place of business new version
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hilarious brilliant sanctuary digit ratio
  12/06/10
unfortunately for you, nobody wants damaged goods. no biglaw...
effete opaque haunted graveyard
  12/06/10
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hilarious brilliant sanctuary digit ratio
  12/06/10
earl is a BUFF as FUCK 6'4'' hapa alpha stud who dunks on 6'...
Curious Chest-beating Principal's Office
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hilarious brilliant sanctuary digit ratio
  12/06/10
LMAO at the trenchcoat midget comparing himself to earl
Comical Startling Theatre Travel Guidebook
  12/06/10
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effete opaque haunted graveyard
  12/06/10
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Curious Chest-beating Principal's Office
  12/06/10
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Comical Startling Theatre Travel Guidebook
  12/06/10
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hilarious brilliant sanctuary digit ratio
  12/06/10
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Grizzly codepig
  12/07/10
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hilarious brilliant sanctuary digit ratio
  12/07/10
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Grizzly codepig
  12/08/10
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hilarious brilliant sanctuary digit ratio
  12/08/10
OH GOD LAWL
Concupiscible elastic band spot
  12/08/10
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hilarious brilliant sanctuary digit ratio
  12/08/10
i'd like to make multiple bets, if possible. can i take week...
Concupiscible elastic band spot
  12/07/10
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hilarious brilliant sanctuary digit ratio
  12/07/10
can't wait to bump this thread in a few months and really ru...
Concupiscible elastic band spot
  12/07/10
First week of April. Book it.
Transparent slimy cuck
  12/08/10
I assume TMF will be Russian models and vodka bottles in no ...
Vivacious personal credit line
  12/08/10
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hilarious brilliant sanctuary digit ratio
  12/08/10
This market is weird. If you're in the game, it's raining o...
Vivacious personal credit line
  12/08/10
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hilarious brilliant sanctuary digit ratio
  12/08/10
Hypothetically speaking, what XO percentile would a stub yea...
Razzle-dazzle hominid keepsake machete
  12/08/10


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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:20 PM
Author: dashing chocolate rehab

we are in the final hours of glorious plan. TMF's return to biglaw is immanent. i say we all put up $10 in a pot and bet when TMF returns.

rule 1: we are betting on TMF's first day not, e.g., when he receives his offer. so, for example, if a firm extends an offer on January 1, but TMF's start date is not until July, you don't win by betting week 1.

open to suggestions for other rules from established poasters.

who's in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739662)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:21 PM
Author: hilarious brilliant sanctuary digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739673)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:22 PM
Author: Hyperventilating library

biglaw is biglaw faggot. if you have to "define" it, you're not in it. hth russian subhuman pig man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739681)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:34 PM
Author: milky senate

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739765)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:23 PM
Author: Splenetic hell philosopher-king

Why do you let these peoples be such assholes to you? If there's one thing I've learned from Xo, is that no matter how fucked/pathetic I think I may be, the majority of posters have it even worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739683)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:24 PM
Author: Comical Startling Theatre Travel Guidebook

Fish has it worse than almost everyone here because he lives in a constant cycle of denial and disappointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739692)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:24 PM
Author: Splenetic hell philosopher-king

so do most people here.

but fish is actually smart, has a good education, and not unreasonable odds of doing well in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739700)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:27 PM
Author: dashing chocolate rehab

don't you claim to make $100k+ and have a sub-600 credit score?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739715)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:29 PM
Author: Splenetic hell philosopher-king

i WILL start making that in january,and yes, i have a sub-600 credit score. how is this relevant to tmf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739723)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:31 PM
Author: dashing chocolate rehab

you're not now? i thought average salary for thunderbird grads was $190,000+ 3 or more years after graduation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739743)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:33 PM
Author: Splenetic hell philosopher-king

what? i graduate in 11 days, fool.

besides, I'm taking a significant pay cut over my pre-mba salary, but then ITEPwned losers can't be choosers.

Still, I'm sure I'll be earning a better salary than many poasters(esp. since so many are under/unemployeds).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739756)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: hilarious brilliant sanctuary digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739748)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:34 PM
Author: dashing chocolate rehab

(it is 2005)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739766)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:37 PM
Author: Splenetic hell philosopher-king

not all six-figure jobs require good credit. esp. not in my field -- they rarely even check, and if they do, it's only for bankruptcy/fraud/etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739790)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: dashing chocolate rehab

i would have thought delusional shrew scat porn companies would be more finance savvy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739806)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: Splenetic hell philosopher-king

har. har.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739813)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:29 PM
Author: Electric station

don't white knight russian midgets

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739720)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:31 PM
Author: hilarious brilliant sanctuary digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739741)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: milky senate

what exactly is he supposed to do? Retire? Oh wait he did that and came back like a humiliated faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739752)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:34 PM
Author: hilarious brilliant sanctuary digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739761)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:23 PM
Author: dashing chocolate rehab

um... you're returning to biglaw, are you not? defining biglaw seems like a topic for some other thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739684)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:25 PM
Author: Heady rigpig coldplay fan

Whatever week the mayan calendar ends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739704)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:26 PM
Author: flirting place of business new version

thats 2012 bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739711)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:32 PM
Author: hilarious brilliant sanctuary digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739753)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:36 PM
Author: effete opaque haunted graveyard

unfortunately for you, nobody wants damaged goods. no biglaw for you ever again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739785)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: hilarious brilliant sanctuary digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739805)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:40 PM
Author: Curious Chest-beating Principal's Office

earl is a BUFF as FUCK 6'4'' hapa alpha stud who dunks on 6'6'' blacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739824)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:41 PM
Author: hilarious brilliant sanctuary digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739838)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:40 PM
Author: Comical Startling Theatre Travel Guidebook

LMAO at the trenchcoat midget comparing himself to earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739826)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:41 PM
Author: effete opaque haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739839)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:42 PM
Author: Curious Chest-beating Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739846)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:44 PM
Author: Comical Startling Theatre Travel Guidebook

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/2999/1003182m.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739859)



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Date: December 6th, 2010 2:44 PM
Author: hilarious brilliant sanctuary digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739864)



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Date: December 7th, 2010 11:43 PM
Author: Grizzly codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754310)



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Date: December 7th, 2010 11:52 PM
Author: hilarious brilliant sanctuary digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754403)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:02 AM
Author: Grizzly codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754517)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:03 AM
Author: hilarious brilliant sanctuary digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754534)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:04 AM
Author: Concupiscible elastic band spot

OH GOD LAWL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754541)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:04 AM
Author: hilarious brilliant sanctuary digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754552)



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Date: December 7th, 2010 11:54 PM
Author: Concupiscible elastic band spot

i'd like to make multiple bets, if possible. can i take weeks 20-30? honestly, though, the financial gains i'm going to make off of this are nothing compared to the sweet satisfaction of knowing how furious fulano is going to be when TMF gets back in the game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754426)



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Date: December 7th, 2010 11:55 PM
Author: hilarious brilliant sanctuary digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754435)



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Date: December 7th, 2010 11:56 PM
Author: Concupiscible elastic band spot

can't wait to bump this thread in a few months and really rub fulano's face in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754446)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:00 AM
Author: Transparent slimy cuck

First week of April. Book it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754499)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:01 AM
Author: Vivacious personal credit line

I assume TMF will be Russian models and vodka bottles in no time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754506)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:04 AM
Author: hilarious brilliant sanctuary digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754544)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:05 AM
Author: Vivacious personal credit line

This market is weird. If you're in the game, it's raining offers. Outside of the game is pretty cold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754565)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:20 AM
Author: hilarious brilliant sanctuary digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754743)



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Date: December 8th, 2010 12:13 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle hominid keepsake machete

Hypothetically speaking, what XO percentile would a stub year with less than 50k total debt and cash reserves around 15k be? Assume in shape but not BUFF as FUCK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16754647)