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BAM! Trump wins 2012....

We grab Libyan and Iraqi oil, instantly becoming one of the ...
Splenetic hyperactive dilemma
  04/27/11
http://www.betabeat.com/files/2011/03/aw-yea.jpg
mahogany medicated corn cake point
  04/27/11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dgosi8Mp41Q
Lavender set
  10/23/11
Oil co's are already taxed close to 50%. You also have all t...
arrogant faggotry
  04/27/11
See: new energy technology in OP, which is what all this new...
Splenetic hyperactive dilemma
  04/27/11
Lol at OPEC listening to Trump!
Cerebral sick philosopher-king
  04/27/11
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tHFCZKBL-bs/TUA4cEHeA8I/AAAAAAAAAu...
mahogany medicated corn cake point
  04/27/11
Saudi Arabia stopped pumping extra oil to control price spik...
arrogant faggotry
  04/27/11
Iraq = part of OPEC After the Don takes over, US = part of ...
Splenetic hyperactive dilemma
  04/27/11
psa: taking resources from conquered countries is just a lud...
Curious menage
  05/01/11
Greetings, "deplete oil supply" "oil subs...
Coral pisswyrm legal warrant
  05/01/11
cock
Dashing pistol
  04/27/11
i'll still want to bang ivanka for a few more years.
heady claret stage
  04/27/11
op is credited.
Beady-eyed rigor
  04/27/11
Trump doesn't pull any punches. He's a retarded douche who i...
Glittery ticket booth
  04/27/11
"grab" the oil with WHAT? we don't HAVE A NATIO...
trip flushed sweet tailpipe
  04/27/11
http://bionicbong.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/aircraft-ca...
chrome ungodly twinkling uncleanness
  04/27/11
You enslave the idiots already there (Iraqi/Libyans) and loa...
Splenetic hyperactive dilemma
  04/27/11
whose tankers?
trip flushed sweet tailpipe
  04/27/11
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01119/sirius_111...
Splenetic hyperactive dilemma
  04/27/11
god this is awesome
Pale heaven son of senegal
  04/27/11
*cums*
haunting community account stock car
  04/27/11
180
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  04/27/11
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Soul-stirring alcoholic hominid
  04/27/11
180 moniker
Beady-eyed rigor
  04/27/11
ty friend
Soul-stirring alcoholic hominid
  04/27/11
*Street Fighter II voice* PERFECT!
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President Donald Trump told reporters today that Rosie O'Don...
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Finally, libtards and dangerous minorities are sent to the g...
Contagious people who are hurt
  04/28/11
this was pretty funny
nudist police squad
  04/29/11
maybe it's the juxtaposition of "finally," that si...
Contagious people who are hurt
  05/23/11
More plausible scenario: Trump gets us into another quagmire...
Sable maniacal coffee pot
  04/28/11
In your scenario, the spending is more than offset than Iraq...
Splenetic hyperactive dilemma
  04/29/11
sorta hard to produce oil when there is a war raging in the ...
wonderful turquoise gas station
  05/01/11
Sounds like a job for good old 'Murican elbow grease. Get so...
chrome ungodly twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/11
IIRC nuclear weapons were more than adequate to solve the Ja...
Lavender set
  10/23/11
Mossad would take him out to prevent him from pissing off Ir...
Copper concupiscible field
  04/29/11
Reminder: Iran wouldn't get nukes, since the Trump Doctrine ...
Lavender set
  10/23/11
a self-aggrandizing becombovered mediocre businessman who in...
Bearded Gaped Factory Reset Button Box Office
  05/01/11
Someone didn't do well in his resource economics class.
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  05/01/11
San Francisco, CA
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  10/23/11
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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:29 PM
Author: Splenetic hyperactive dilemma

We grab Libyan and Iraqi oil, instantly becoming one of the largest oil producing countries. We force OPEC to push its prices down and speed up production, accelerating supply and running the world out of oil by the end of the decade. Oil prices go down to $50 a barrel.

We use our free oil to pump the economy to astronomical growth of 8% CAGR for the next decade. Biglaw gets paid 200k base and Wall Street (including markets) are booming with 500k bonuses. Businesses grow at all levels and creates jobs for all as unemployment declines to 5%.

Meanwhile, oil profits are taxed and used by the government to develop new energy sources. The U.S. soon holds a monopoly on renewable energy technology and sells this at a huge profit to our allies. Our nation's trillion dollars in debt is easily paid off from oil and energy technology sales. Our enemies in the middle east quickly run out of energy sources and are left poor and broken, resulting in the end of the War on Terror as Al Queda is wiped out by the Israelis.

China is pwned in the next decade as it no longer has as much access to oil as the U.S., and with production sped up, as oil runs out China lacks the energy technology for its 1.5 billion citizens and its economy collapses on itself, prompting revolution and civil unrest which paves the way for a new democratic system (propped up and overseen by Taiwan and U.S. intervention).

Finally, libtards and dangerous minorities are sent to the gulags and/or deported.

Not much of a BAM! scenario so I guess the question is: what will you do with your comfortable life thanks to the Don?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865835)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:32 PM
Author: mahogany medicated corn cake point

http://www.betabeat.com/files/2011/03/aw-yea.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865848)



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Date: October 23rd, 2011 4:44 PM
Author: Lavender set

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dgosi8Mp41Q

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#19227313)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:35 PM
Author: arrogant faggotry

Oil co's are already taxed close to 50%. You also have all those tax dollars with the sale of each gallon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865870)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:37 PM
Author: Splenetic hyperactive dilemma

See: new energy technology in OP, which is what all this new wealth will allow us to do (as well as pay off our trillion dollar debt).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865884)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:43 PM
Author: Cerebral sick philosopher-king

Lol at OPEC listening to Trump!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865921)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:44 PM
Author: mahogany medicated corn cake point

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tHFCZKBL-bs/TUA4cEHeA8I/AAAAAAAAAuQ/g20_ZML5Ssg/s1600/b-2+bomber.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865929)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:48 PM
Author: arrogant faggotry

Saudi Arabia stopped pumping extra oil to control price spikes. "opec" does listen to each other's production levels and since we used to have SA on our side we had a decent level of influence. I do not think SA likes Obama's approach in the middle east and they are preparing to be Mubarak'ed by Obama. IMO, that is why they cut production.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865965)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:50 PM
Author: Splenetic hyperactive dilemma

Iraq = part of OPEC

After the Don takes over, US = part of OPEC

US leads OPEC with military threats and undercutting everyone in the market

OPEC becomes America's bitch

any questions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865976)



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Date: May 1st, 2011 4:45 PM
Author: Curious menage

psa: taking resources from conquered countries is just a ludicrous, terrible idea that has never worked, and this needs to explanation. this is a retarded idea period. it is not even something we can consider. how could one be so stupid to consider something so ridiculous.

(libs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17898053)



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Date: May 1st, 2011 5:48 PM
Author: Coral pisswyrm legal warrant

Greetings,

"deplete oil supply"

"oil subsequently drops to historically low price"

wat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17898483)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:30 PM
Author: Dashing pistol

cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865841)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:33 PM
Author: heady claret stage

i'll still want to bang ivanka for a few more years.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865858)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 12:35 PM
Author: Beady-eyed rigor

op is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17865868)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 1:01 PM
Author: Glittery ticket booth

Trump doesn't pull any punches. He's a retarded douche who isn't worthy of trust, but everyone knows this. That's why I like him. I know what I'm voting for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17866056)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 1:03 PM
Author: trip flushed sweet tailpipe

"grab" the oil with WHAT?

we don't HAVE A NATIONAL OIL COMPANY.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17866067)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 1:07 PM
Author: chrome ungodly twinkling uncleanness

http://bionicbong.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/aircraft-carrier.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17866089)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 1:10 PM
Author: Splenetic hyperactive dilemma

You enslave the idiots already there (Iraqi/Libyans) and load the shit onto a tanker. It ain't hard bro. They already got all the equipment and labor set up.

Also we're gonna stop building stuff over there, it just keeps getting blown up. We should actually help to tear stuff down. That way no one can hide and everyone can easily be off'd by m14 sprays into the crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17866108)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 1:14 PM
Author: trip flushed sweet tailpipe

whose tankers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17866141)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 1:15 PM
Author: Splenetic hyperactive dilemma

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01119/sirius_1119879c.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c0/Atlas_Maritime%27s_Mitera_Marigo_Aframax_Oil_Tanker.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17866150)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 1:21 PM
Author: Pale heaven son of senegal

god this is awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17866187)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 2:35 PM
Author: haunting community account stock car

*cums*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17866801)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 5:57 PM
Author: Contagious people who are hurt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868661)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 6:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring alcoholic hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868698)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 6:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed rigor

180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868932)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 6:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring alcoholic hominid

ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868992)



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Date: April 28th, 2011 7:13 PM
Author: submissive range

*Street Fighter II voice*

PERFECT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17877263)



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Date: May 1st, 2011 5:50 PM
Author: Coral pisswyrm legal warrant

Greetings,

I thought PERFECT was from Mortal Kombat, not SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17898501)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 6:07 PM
Author: Bronze State Preventive Strike

President Donald Trump told reporters today that Rosie O'Donnell was a "fucking degenerate" and that she was a "disgrace" to both the United States and the entertainment industry.

"This pathetic woman, what has she ever done? Her magazine was a joke," Trump said. "My daughter Ivanka has more talent in her little finger than Rosie has in her entire fat, disgusting body" he added.

Trump also downplayed rumors that additional troops would be sent to Russia.

http://cnn.com/NEWS/US/06/15/2014/trump.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759)



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Date: April 27th, 2011 6:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868900)



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Date: May 24th, 2011 5:50 AM
Author: Bronze State Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#18076343)



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Date: April 28th, 2011 7:24 PM
Author: Contagious people who are hurt

Finally, libtards and dangerous minorities are sent to the gulags and/or deported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17877368)



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Date: April 29th, 2011 5:03 PM
Author: nudist police squad

this was pretty funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17884618)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 5:09 AM
Author: Contagious people who are hurt

maybe it's the juxtaposition of "finally," that signpost ubiquitous in high-minded writing, against the neologism born of webchat cesspools, "libtard"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#18068378)



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Date: April 28th, 2011 8:28 PM
Author: Sable maniacal coffee pot

More plausible scenario: Trump gets us into another quagmire, spends another trillion dollars, can't cut any programs at home to pay for it because he is hamstrung by that thing called "the democratic process" and because dems retake Congress in 2014, effectively stonewalling any major reforms, we continue to lose ground to China, and Trump loses in 2016.

Oh, and attempts to develop new alternative energy sources fail because of the massive influence of oil company lobbying money and America's fear of change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17877797)



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Date: April 29th, 2011 5:02 PM
Author: Splenetic hyperactive dilemma

In your scenario, the spending is more than offset than Iraq+Libyan oil which will elevate us back to post-cold War superpower status.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17884610)



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Date: May 1st, 2011 4:43 PM
Author: wonderful turquoise gas station

sorta hard to produce oil when there is a war raging in the surrounding areas, and/or constant sabotage & bombings by the iraqis you employ to produce it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17898032)



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Date: May 1st, 2011 5:03 PM
Author: chrome ungodly twinkling uncleanness

Sounds like a job for good old 'Murican elbow grease. Get some good ole corn-fed Idaho boys down there and that oil'll be flowin' afore you know it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17898208)



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Date: October 23rd, 2011 4:47 PM
Author: Lavender set

IIRC nuclear weapons were more than adequate to solve the Japanese "quagmire" in 1945.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#19227337)



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Date: April 29th, 2011 5:06 PM
Author: Copper concupiscible field

Mossad would take him out to prevent him from pissing off Iran who would nuke Tel Aviv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17884649)



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Date: October 23rd, 2011 4:50 PM
Author: Lavender set

Reminder: Iran wouldn't get nukes, since the Trump Doctrine would give them a 48 hour ultimatum: 1) open your country to proctoscopic inspections for nuclear materials or 2) suffer a preemptive thermonuclear strike on all suspected weapons-sites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#19227361)



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Date: May 1st, 2011 4:51 PM
Author: Bearded Gaped Factory Reset Button Box Office

a self-aggrandizing becombovered mediocre businessman who inherited a shitload of money gets elected president and everything suddenly becomes wonderful.

why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17898109)



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Date: May 1st, 2011 5:38 PM
Author: indecent kink-friendly knife partner

Someone didn't do well in his resource economics class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17898425)



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Date: May 24th, 2011 5:53 AM
Author: Disgusting Wine Den Toilet Seat

San Francisco, CA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#18076345)



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Date: October 23rd, 2011 4:35 PM
Author: Contagious people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#19227259)



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Date: October 23rd, 2011 4:49 PM
Author: Lavender set

NewsFlash: President Trump named his first cabinet pick today.

"I believe Michael Savage will make the perfect Attorney General," he said.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZDo4xbS0r4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#19227349)



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Date: January 6th, 2012 8:06 PM
Author: Contagious people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#19724608)