aka http://retroavenger.tumblr.com

Wow, just wow. And the cunt wonders why she can't get a real job...

Here are some samples...

* "FUCK YOU!" reasoned butthurt Miriam Lazewatsky (in what passes for "logic" in her flabby moronic universe...) [link]

* "This makes me want to punch someone. Seriously. Fuck you Maxim. Fuck this patriarchal, condescending, patronizing bullshit," RRRAGES hypocritical cunt Miriam Lazewatsky...who wonders why she can't get a real job. [link to Miriam Lazewatsky's violent tendencies.]

* Unemployed Miriam Lazewatsky is BUTTHURT when people mock jobless fat slugs like her... [link]

* Miriam Lazewatsky (whose RAPE FANTASIES are public knowledge, thanks to her obsessive blogging) pretends to be butthurt over bukkake [link] (and even the word "butthurt," lol). "So now being “overtly sexual” means that a person wants any random stranger to ejaculate on them? The fuck?" rants moroncunt Miriam Lazewatsky, "So if I throw up on that piece of shit cop because he makes me sick, could I defend myself by saying that he was asking for it by being a disgusting, misogynistic douchebag?"

* Miriam Lazewatsky gets BUTTHURT about guns...since her mommy (Barbara Lazewatsky) got blasted in the fucking HEAD once. (Hilariously, Barbara Lazewatsky got her brains blown out...but MIRIAM LAZEWATSKY ended up with the BRAIN DAMAGE, lol!): "The man who shot my mother [Barbara Lazewatsky] (In the goddamn FACE) was not some “thug” like the picture depicted here. He came out of a family in which “gun culture” was the norm. His father and grandfather collected guns for pleasure. He was middle class and he was white. Don’t you dare tell me that criminals don’t come out of “gun culture” because it IS classist, racist, bullshit and you’re burying your head in the sand."

* "So much this. Same goes calling women “ugly,” “fat,” or “sluts.” It reasserts the culturally embedded notion that our value is in our sexual attractiveness, rather than intelligence," whines pathetic moron cumguzzler Miriam Lazewatsky [link] (daddy JOEL LAZEWATSKY must be SO PROUD of his whiny little cuntshit!) As photo-evidence shows, Miriam Lazewatsky has a LOT of reasons to be touchy about being a FAT, UGLY, RAPE-FANTASY SLUT

* Jobless Miriam Lazewatsky still begs from mommy: "Yeah, I know I’m Jewish, but this year, when my mom [Headshot Barbara Kaplan-Lazewatsky] asked me what I wanted for Hanukkah, she actually asked what I wanted for Christmas. Well, I think my family is still Jewish…Anyway, here are a few things I really want: A real website for my jewelry. Belly dancing classes (I’ve always wanted to try). Either a 10 class ($99) or 20 class ($200) gift card for yoga classes. This dress (or, you know, almost anything) from Anthropologie. A gift card to Groupon. " [link]

* Enraged, fat ugly stupid Miriam Lazewatsky whines that no man wants her (beyond cumming on her face like little bro Dan Lazewatsky used to do when she was little): "More and more people are getting engaged and married. I’m starting to feel left out as a single girl." [link]

* Miriam Lazewatsky getting RAGE over meaningless shit (as usual): "I hate the phrase “you go girl.” It makes me want to punch the speaker. Just a comment." [link]

* HYPOCRISY ALERT: "Please explain to me how posting the color of my bra raises awareness of breast cancer," bitches dumbcunt Miriam Lazewatsky, who has blogged about being "in love" with her IUD, since now she wouldn't need to abort the product of her cunsummations of her RAPE FANTASIES.

* "I don’t have a problem with women who have rape fantasies," blogs Miriam Lazewatsky, "I think it’s pretty normal." http://retromodernette.tumblr.com

* I got the Mirena IUD two days ago, writes Miriam Lazewatsky, and am officially in love with it. http://retromodernette.tumblr.com

* “I have rolls of fat on my back that I would prefer not to highlight,” writes Miriam Lazewatsky http://retromodernette.tumblr.com, who denies the fatness of her fucking ass at http://theinbetweenie.tumblr.com

* Miriam Lazewatsky blogs about her tits: "I’m a woman with naturally large breasts (32G)...they have stretch marks and aren’t perky.”

* "Fuck yes," pontificates Miriam Lazewatsky, displaying what counts as 'intelligent' relative her her FUCK!!1, I'M SO RRRRRRRAGE!@!! universe, "And let’s be honest. Anthony Weiner fucked up, but he was far more contrite than a lot of other politicians have been in far worse situations." ([link] Needless to say, Miriam Lazewatsky has less brains than her shot-in-the-fucking-face mommy, Barbara Lazewatsky.)

* "I do still have an affinity for the “I fucking hate you guys so goddamn much” owl," blathers whore Miriam Lazewatsky, who actually wonders why people find her moronic posing so fucking PATHETICALLY HILARIOUS

* "I wear a 32G [Miriam Lazewatsky] and have a hell of a time finding pretty bras. Apparently women who wear a 32 band aren’t supposed to be bigger than a C or D cup. Yeah, it’s frustrating. One other thing. I’m a grad student, and don’t have a lot of money to spend on bras. I often go into Intimacy and try on a bunch of styles, and then go find them on Ebay or discounted somewhere else online," whines dumbcunt Miriam Lazewatsky...who might have MOAR MONEY if she got off the fucking INTERNETS and got a FUCKING JOB, rather than JEWMOOCHING off Joel and Barbara Lazewatsky! [link]

* "Are you fucking kidding me? Being an anti-family asshole is bad enough, but being an unprofessional asshole on top of that is just fucking ridiculous," shrieks shrill stupidcunt Miriam Lazewatsky...who feels better about her jobless fat ass when she's RRRRRRAGING on people who actually have jobs. [link]

* MOAR navelgazing from Miriam Lazewatsky's bloated insipid ass: "Tattoos are a pretty big no-no in traditional Judaism. Piercings are iffy. I have five piercings and a tattoo. My father [Joel Lazewatsky] didn’t even want me to get my ears pierced a second time, and neither parent loves piercing number five [in Miriam Lazewatsky's bloated G-cup tits], though I think they pretend it doesn’t exist because they can’t see it when I’m dressed. I got it done on a school trip to Prague when I was 17. The tattoo was a bigger deal. I always knew I wanted one, but wanted to find a design that would continue to have meaning to me. I went with a hamsa, designed by one of my closest friends. I think my dad [Joel Lazewatsky] still pretends it doesn’t exist, but my mom [Barbara Kaplan-Lazewatsky], who hates tattoos, [AND GOT SHOT IN THE FUCKING FACE, LOLLLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!] said it was the prettiest one she’d ever seen." [link to Miriam Lazewatsky BITCHING about what fuckups her mommy, Barbara Lazewatsky, and daddy, Joel Lazewatsky are...]

* Miriam Lazewatsky reveals, again, how FUCKEDUP she is: "I have a phobia. A real one that makes my skin crawl and can induce crying fits and panic attacks. I have fairly effective coping mechanisms that were figured out pretty quickly once I discovered it (sometimes having a parent [Barbara Lazewatsky] who is a therapist is very useful), but it has, on at least one occasion, really gotten in the way of my typical life." [link]

* "My ex’s father (who had a bad back!) used to insist on hefting my heavy suitcases into the trunk of his car even though I would always insist I was perfectly capable of lifting them myself. This shit pisses me off," bitches psychocunt Miriam Lazewatsky...who wonders why guys don't want anything moar from her than to jack off on her face and kick her worthless fat ass to the curb...

* Just a thought: do Caroline Figueiredo, Shikha Jain Cruz, and Ross Murray know how FUCKED UP Miriam Lazewatsky is???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696495&forum_id=2#18442143)

I’m not personally religious, so this isn’t about me as an individual being a religious progressive. But thanks anyway.

The problem is that it’s not actually true that the only objections to marriage equality come from religion. While many of them do, there are non-religious people who have argued against marriage equality. Without commenting on the validity of their arguments, here are a few examples.

The problem is that setting up a dichotomy of religious = against marriage equality vs. non-religious = pro marriage equality is patently false. “Religious” is a broad term and you’re lumping a lot of groups together with no nuance. Catholics, who make up the majority of Christians in the United States, actually overwhelmingly support civil marriage equality, regardless of the official position of the Catholic Church. Often the lay people hold vastly different views from their religious hierarchy.

The vast majority of American Jews also support marriage equality (for some reason I can’t find a reference for nationwide support, but it’s about 75% of American Jews). In New York, the Episcopal Diocese has been advocating for marriage equality since 2004.

Loud voices with a lot of financial support don’t speak for all religious people. And it’s important to acknowledge that not all religious people are against marriage equality because it’s unlikely that religion is going away anytime soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696495&forum_id=2#18616321)

And my first globe had/has the USSR on it, too.

http://retroavenger.tumblr.com/post/8068042566/ladyfreethought-lol-i-was-a-geography-whiz-in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696495&forum_id=2#18624901)

—Seen in the Facebook profile of an acquaintance. Funny, forced pregnancy doesn’t seem particularly merciful to the uterus-bearer.

http://retroavenger.tumblr.com/post/9229147874/mercy-for-all-pro-life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1696495&forum_id=2#18862676)