Girlfriend broke both her arms, now I have to wipe her ass.
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Poast new message in this thread
Date: August 21st, 2011 8:16 PM Author: .,.,,..,,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,,.::,
We were mountain biking and she flipped over the handlebars. She used both her arms to brace for the fall and fractured both of her arms, forcing her to wear dual casts for 6 weeks. Now I have to wipe her ass. I haven't done it yet but we've discussed it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804784) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM Author: ,,.,...,..,.,.,:.,:,...,::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.,
Fuck, are you flaming, fag?
Does she live with you or wtf?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804806) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM Author: .,.,,..,,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,,.::,
Yes she lives with me. Not flaming. We've been together for two years.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804813) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM Author: .,.,,..,,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,,.::,
yes why
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804861) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:57 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,,.,:,.,.:.,:..:.::,.
180
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18805175) |
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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:44 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,,..,,.....,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,,
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832895) |
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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:49 PM Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,. (aktp)
LOL BROTHER
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832930) |
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Date: September 7th, 2011 8:24 AM Author: ..,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:;..:.;::,,...,:,.,.:..,.,.::,,
lol just lol
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18923991) |
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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:22 AM Author: ..,.;.,.,.,.,;,;.,.;,;.,.;;;.;,,,....;.;,;.,.;;;;,
http://compare.ebay.com/like/150386529967?var=lv<yp=AllFixedPriceItemTypes&var=sbar
Gotta hand this round to the Euros.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19005239) |
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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:32 PM Author: ,.,...,...,;.,.,:,;...,.,:,:,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19212921) |

Date: August 21st, 2011 8:17 PM Author: .,.,,..,,,..,,.,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,.,,.,.
unless you plan on wifing this chick, bail
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804799) |

Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM Author: .,,...,,...,.,.,,,,,,,...,.,,.,..,,,.
use your cock head
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804814) |

Date: August 21st, 2011 8:18 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:......,:::,..,:,...:..:.,:.::,
*masturbating furiously*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804820) |

Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,,..,,.....,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,,
For the first week you'll be like "Man, this sucks. Can't believe I'm wiping her ass every day."
Then the second week you'll be like "Hey, this isn't so bad."
Third week you'll bend down to get a lot closer, kind of liking the smell and the sight.
Fourth week you're serving her a lot of Mexican, so she has to go to the bathroom a lot, and you're right in there, face up close and sniffing her ass and pussy and telling her that you bought special toilet paper that is so light it will feel like you're wiping her ass with your hand.
Fifth week it's like Misery and you get a sledgehammer to keep both her arms broken.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804853) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM Author: .,.,,..,,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,,.::,
lol
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804859) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:22 PM Author: .,;'.,;'.,.;'.,.;'.,,.;,;.;,.''';[;.,,'
180
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804862) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:23 PM Author: ...,.....,.,.,.,...,.,..,,.,.,.,.
lol
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804863) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:31 PM Author: .,.,,..,,,..,,.,,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,,.,,.,.
POTT
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804926) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:37 PM Author: .,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,::::....,:,.,.:...,:.::,.
tyft
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804964) |
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Date: August 21st, 2011 8:38 PM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.
"Ladies and Gentlemen: Jimmy Pop"
*round of applause*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18804978) |
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Date: September 7th, 2011 1:15 AM Author: ,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18923261) |
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Date: September 20th, 2011 1:27 AM Author: .,.,,..,,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,,.::,
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004328) |
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Date: September 20th, 2011 6:38 AM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.;:
best poast I've read on xoxo in over a year
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004682) |
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Date: September 20th, 2011 11:24 AM Author: ,..,,.:....,,;,,,.,..:..,:......,;,,;,....,...:..
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19005252) |
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Date: September 20th, 2011 2:27 PM Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.
*slow clap turning into roaring applause*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19006221) |
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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:03 PM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.;:
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19073170) |
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Date: September 30th, 2011 12:16 PM Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:,,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:...:,:;.:,. (aktp)
lol
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19073242) |

Date: August 21st, 2011 9:09 PM Author: .,.,,..,,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,,.::,
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18805277) |
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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM Author: .,.,,..,,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,,.::,
We have broken up
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832906) |
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Date: August 25th, 2011 4:48 PM Author: .,.,,..,,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,,.::,
Nah, I caught another bro wiping her ass
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832921) |

Date: August 25th, 2011 4:46 PM Author: .,.,,..,,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,,.::,
Nice bump
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#18832902) |

Date: September 20th, 2011 1:24 AM Author: .,.,,..,,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,,.::,
Alt flame is epic
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004312) |

Date: September 20th, 2011 1:31 AM Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.
How the fuck did I miss this? 180 for all participants
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19004342) |

Date: September 20th, 2011 2:21 PM Author: .,.,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19006194) |

Date: October 2nd, 2011 9:42 PM Author: .,.,,..,,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,,.::,
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19090265) |

Date: October 9th, 2011 3:11 PM Author: .,.,....,,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,....,,:,.,.:..,:.::,.
WTF
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19134778) |

Date: October 30th, 2011 2:36 PM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,;....,.,:,:,.,.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19268870) |

Date: December 29th, 2011 10:23 PM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,. (steroid balls)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19667891) |

Date: January 15th, 2012 8:05 PM Author: .,.,,..,.,,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,...:.,:.::,
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1738232&forum_id=2#19783231) |
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