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IMPORTANT REMINDER: The woman you love? Your future wife?
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Date: August 24th, 2011 4:42 AM Author: comical zippy range 99% chance that at some point, she has been treated like a filthy fucking whore by some slimy, ape-like bastard who fucked her raw with no condom and shot a load in her guts/down her throat while pulling her hair, choking her neck, biting her nipples and giving her a screaming orgasm. Or some total random that she drunkenly blew, sans condom, in the bathroom of some club (while licking his balls and swallowing at the end for a grand finale.) Just some dumbfuck worthless guy who's probably unemployed and living in some shittown right now, just wasting his life fucking ugly skanks and getting shitfaced all the time...but that just makes it so much worse, doesn't it? Because it means that some point, the women that you love handpicked this enormous asshole and decided that he was worthy of sliding his low class, diseased dick right up into the birth canal that will someday carry your baby. Decided that he had enough worth as a man that she should consensually swallow his hot, salty spunk.
Remember, when you say that you "love" this girl even when she's sick and you're running errands for her and cooking her meals and shit, that this guy didn't even pretend to respect her while he was bending her over the side of the bed and gaping her throbbing wet pussy for his own selfish pleasure as she moaned and begged him to slide it in already.
Remember all of this, always. Just try not to take it too far, or you might not be able to keep up the charade - for example, when she whispers that you loves you in your ear as you snuggle up together at night, don't think about how those cute little lips said all that nasty shit in rushed, breathy tones to this worthless faggot right as her toes were curling, her fingers were digging in and she was on the verge of cumming for the third time around his rock hard dick when she barely even knew him, let alone anything about his life...or his background...or his family...or his STD status... |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 4:45 AM Author: provocative coral stead just marry a virgin, bro. or be that guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18822789) |
Date: August 24th, 2011 4:50 AM Author: spruce pisswyrm philosopher-king shitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18822794) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 6:01 AM Author: hairraiser love of her life skinny woman nbd, i suspect most guys that have a lot of experience with women and a particularly 'shady' past would agree. this seems to be a SERIOUS issue for loser types that sat on the sidelines while clean cut bros fucked and chucked. you're so worried you'll be the dope that marries the ex-slut. lol
that's not to say i wouldn't want to avoid a whore or real slut, but if the girl had a couple bad calls nbd bro, nbd. |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:28 AM Author: Rebellious Multi-billionaire this is absolutely correct...ty for your insightful response.
still tho, the imagery was quite disheartening.
thats why i held on to my first GF long after we should have parted ways...i knew i was the only dick splitting her sides...but now, i'm merely the most recent inhabitant of a sublimely tropical atmosphere called the vaginal cavity.
oh well |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 6:38 AM Author: Vivacious Wine Market this only bothers guys who have never had the opportunity to do the same thing to another woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18822855) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:08 AM Author: orchid brunch prole i am pretty sure it mostly bothers guys who have had the opportunity to do the same thing to another woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18823471) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:08 AM Author: disrespectful coffee pot cr.
i'm sure the purity club would be happy to have you though, OP. you can all seethe together. |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:10 AM Author: comical zippy range yeah bro just like it's the super losers who were virgins until they were 30 - not the guys who had tons of real nasty, degrading sex with sluts when they were teens - who grow up to be the fathers that really freak out the most when their daughters get old enough to start dating.
dipshit. |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:14 AM Author: histrionic cuckold ratface this. the karmic comeuppance for having such a stick up your ass re: purity is that you're going to have daughters sneaking out in hs to chug cock while you pace in the living room mad as fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18823501) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:07 AM Author: comical zippy range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18823464) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:08 AM Author: orchid brunch prole *sigh* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18823472) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:09 AM Author: irradiated buck-toothed stage lol I am that guy man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18823476) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:16 AM Author: Fragrant nofapping point i don't fuck guys because they are worthy or some shit. i like fucking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18823515) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:17 AM Author: comical zippy range (Slut who no one will ever mistake for anything else or consider marrying) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18823518) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:20 AM Author: Fragrant nofapping point already married fuckhead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18823535) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:21 AM Author: comical zippy range * curls 265 in your face * (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18823538) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:36 AM Author: Rebellious Multi-billionaire eye laffed at this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18823671) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:48 AM Author: Trip stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18823745) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:19 AM Author: Hilarious adventurous lettuce set My wife was a jersey chaser in college so I can only assume she was gangbanged by some sports team.
I'm okay with it. |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:19 AM Author: comical zippy range lol @ marrying a self-confessed jersey chaser (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18823531) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:22 AM Author: Hilarious adventurous lettuce set Im comfortable with it. It's not like I haven't treated women that way before. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18823548) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:23 AM Author: comical zippy range yeah bro I'll be before you got married and start posting on XO you were a total college jock pussyslaying masterman. I believe it. No, I really do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18823552) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:24 AM Author: Hilarious adventurous lettuce set Pussy-slaying should be hyphenated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18823565) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:26 AM Author: histrionic cuckold ratface you can't go from nerd to superstud but it's pretty common for people to slow down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18823572) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:27 AM Author: Hilarious adventurous lettuce set I am definitely not a superstud. Never confessed to be.
Just merely stating... my wife was a whore and that I have treated women like that before. |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:27 AM Author: comical zippy range Correction: your wife IS a whore.
Also, learn how to use "confessed" asshole. |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:29 AM Author: Hilarious adventurous lettuce set Semantics. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18823600) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:29 AM Author: comical zippy range Or, as your wife prefers, semenantics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18823607) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:32 AM Author: Hilarious adventurous lettuce set 175 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18823639) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:28 AM Author: histrionic cuckold ratface no I hear you. I'm commenting on the pumo logic that because he's an aspie virgin all xo posters must have a similar background. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18823589) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:42 AM Author: Trip stain I know a girl who has dated the same guy for 5+ years, lives with him, etc. The dude is a big, burly type. They live together and will likely get married. She claimed she had never slept with anyone before the BF. After college, the BF told her he wanted to go to Los Angeles to pursue an acting career, so they broke up for a short period of time. Predictably, the BF's acting career didn't work out, he came back, and they got back together. However, while they were separated, the girlfriend wanted to play the field and spread her wings a little bit. She told me that she met this guy in a bar. I know the guy she met, he is a little nerdy dude who you might think is gay. She went back to his place, and attempted to suck his dick, but that the penis was extremely smelly so she couldn't do it, she said it was making her gag and that she thought she might throw up. She then let him fuck her and she started crying. She said he completed the sex with her face down and balling into the pillow. Now, how do you think the BF who tossed away his virgin princess feels? If she was telling this story to people in the bar, I have to assume it will get back to him at some point. |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:44 AM Author: comical zippy range naw bro, it's cool - according to the ALPHA xo'ers above, if he's an ALPHA he won't even care.
(lol) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 12:34 PM Author: Slippery self-absorbed puppy faggot firefighter Tbf,
I love the "alphas don't care about anything" meme. its like xo thinks alphas are a bunch of male j.s sitting at a hipster bar and looking bored |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 12:44 PM Author: Razzle Weed Whacker everyone cares about things that pertain to them. however, assuming this story is true (lol), it's still not a scenario that is comparable to what the OP is depicting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18824064) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:49 AM Author: Filthy submissive idea he suggested base so glad i'm circumcised. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18823749) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 12:13 PM Author: Trip stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18823870) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 12:20 PM Author: Razzle Weed Whacker do you have any other flame for us today? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18823918) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 12:36 PM Author: Trip stain lol brother. this one was not a flame. she used the words "smelly penis" and stated that she spent the rest of the sex crying. she was drunk as shit when she told me this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18824018) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:49 AM Author: Bonkers Field jesus christ, you aspies have some seriously demented hangups about sex. what the fuck? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18823746) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:49 AM Author: Motley Hall Sound Barrier cr. sex is just sex. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18823750) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:51 AM Author: Bonkers Field OH NOES, PRECIOUS PRINCESS VIRGIN IS RUINED BECAUSE SOME AFFLICTION-WEARING JERKOFF DIDN'T RESPECT HER THAT ONE TIME. OH SWEET JESUS, HER PRECIOUS HONOR IS BESMIRCHED, SHE IS AN UNLOVABLE HAG NOW! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18823762) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:54 AM Author: histrionic cuckold ratface naw, those faggots would probably be equally upset if their dreamvirgin masturbated too. and they'd surely bitch about lack of ability in the sack.
in their minds the ideal vagina remains plugged and unused, sword in the stone style, until their pimply pasty ass brings out some sort of raw lust that turns their princess into a natural talent that only has eyes to instinctively fuck the shit out of them, and only them.
of course, these pumos also figured ITE wouldn't stop them from getting a job out of WUSTL. |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:56 AM Author: Hilarious adventurous lettuce set I had sex with woman that was a virgin. It was terrible. Idk why any guy would want that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18823783) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:57 AM Author: histrionic cuckold ratface let's not get carried away here. taking a v-card can still be pretty awesome, even if the sex is just ok.
the sad truth is I will probably never pop another cherry. |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:58 AM Author: Hilarious adventurous lettuce set The fact that I took it is awesome.
The sex was so bad I'd rather she had just blown me. |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:57 AM Author: Bonkers Field it is really surprising that anyone still thinks this way. look, there is a huge difference between having normal sexual experiences in your past and being the town pump. I get that most guys would have a problem with he latter. But it seems weird to me that any guy who has P&D'd a chick in his past would be mortified that his gf or wife has a similar experience in her past. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18823788) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 12:55 PM Author: Transparent public bath A brutally inconvienent truth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18824113) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 11:58 AM Author: Motley Hall Sound Barrier by our age especially (assuming at least over 24) it's nice to have someone who is mature and somewhat experienced. people make mistakes and learn from them, i know that many if not most of my drunk sex experiences were bad, sexually and or emotionally. while i dont regret them per se i know i don't want that anymore.
i think many girls feel the same way. |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 12:02 PM Author: Bonkers Field i agree, I guess I was assuming that the wife/gf in question had "learned from it" in the sense that she recognized that it isn't what she wants and just kind of LOLs about it now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18823807) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 1:01 PM Author: Transparent public bath *OUTTED as being a mature sex-haver*
*must be mocked mercilessly by querlous faggots* |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 12:10 PM Author: Razzle Weed Whacker i hope so. i want someone who will be good in bed and has few hangups. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18823855) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 12:27 PM Author: blue lay No homo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18823969) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 12:45 PM Author: Yellow hominid Good thing we already have wives and this rule does not apply to us, right bro
now let's suck each other's cock |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 1:10 PM Author: blue lay *Tells wife about some total xoxo posterfriend that I drunkenly blew, sans condom, in the bathroom of some club (while licking his balls and swallowing at the end for a grand finale.)*
*Explains that the encounter was nothing more than two alpha totally heterosexual bros doing a solid for each other* |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 3:48 PM Author: Transparent public bath *totally buys it* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1740700&forum_id=2#18825030) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 12:46 PM Author: primrose forum 1) you and your spouse should get tested for STDs before having babby (or preferably before either of you can infect the other)
2) who gives a fuck what she did in the past? as long as her pussy isn't a gaping hole and as long as the sex feels nice and you have a mutual commitment to be faithful to each other, who cares how many minority cocks she blew in airport bathrooms? |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 1:19 PM Author: mildly autistic corner "who cares how many minority cocks she blew in airport bathrooms?" http://www.commercialcleaninglosangeles.com/Websites/championbuilding/Images/SmilingJanitor.jpg |