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| Narrow-minded stirring keepsake machete | 01/30/12 |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:48 AM Author: topaz step-uncle's house A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "GOD was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me."
The classroom erupted in cheers! |
Date: January 30th, 2012 2:50 AM Author: Electric prole P.S. The Marine was charged with a hate crime and sentenced to 15-20 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863748) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:18 AM Author: hyperventilating dilemma credited in NY/Cali/New England but not in ARE country. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863824) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:50 AM Author: turquoise adventurous antidepressant drug multi-billionaire was before the marine was president (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863750) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:52 AM Author: Bonkers boiling water AMERICA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863759) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:53 AM Author: Contagious sickened useless brakes wrinkle ALLAH AKBAR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863764) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:55 AM Author: twisted tan station half-breed *forwards* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863767) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:03 AM Author: insecure excitant garrison internal respiration rapetiles need to start hiring liberal hollywood writers to pen their chain emails. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863783) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:12 AM Author: Electric prole A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments. He *KAAABOOOOOOM!!!*
P.S. The Author was Michael Bay |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:14 PM Author: Avocado Swollen Trailer Park Goyim Laughed hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866761) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:13 AM Author: Free-loading big alpha national Underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869569) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:15 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy shimmering principal's office lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869575) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:23 AM Author: odious crackhouse roast beef lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869759) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:52 AM Author: aphrodisiac alcoholic reading party 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869788) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:11 PM Author: low-t plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19870942) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 3:08 PM Author: Carnelian senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21251129) |
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Date: November 1st, 2013 5:32 PM Author: pearly chapel 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24350184) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 9:56 AM Author: crawly godawful hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915972) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:04 AM Author: hyperventilating dilemma twist: the Marine was Albert Einstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863787) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:06 AM Author: Narrow-minded stirring keepsake machete FW: Fw: FW: FW: FW: Fw: fw: FW: FW: FW: FAITH in America's military!!!1!!1! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863789) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 9:58 AM Author: Fantasy-prone pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915975) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:07 AM Author: Rusted jap native An atheist, communist, ACLU lawyer professor was teaching a class on Karl Marx. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and accept that Marx was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, greater than Jesus Christ!" At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL stood up, holding a rock. "How old is this rock, professor?" The arrogant professor smirked and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian." "Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now." The professor was visibly shaken. He dropped his chalk and stormed out of the classroom. The students applauded and all registered Republican. An eagle flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. That flag waves until this day, despite the lack of wind in the classroom. Semper Fi. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863795) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:11 AM Author: Electric prole 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863807) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:12 AM Author: Aromatic Corner lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863808) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:12 AM Author: hyperventilating dilemma 180 eleventy
you've got some talent there, sonny boy |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:12 AM Author: turquoise adventurous antidepressant drug multi-billionaire cot damn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863814) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:16 AM Author: diverse macaca windowlicker perhaps the best post ever on the new xo. i laughed until i cried (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863821) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:26 AM Author: trip pink center Can a bro please explain this post to me? I find it mildly humorous, but I assume based on the number of 180 ratings that it possesses an underlying genius that I'm missing. TYIA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863850) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:41 AM Author: hyperventilating dilemma (creationist Romnoid) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863892) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:12 PM Author: trip pink center No brother, I'm just dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864976) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:51 AM Author: frozen comical gas station lol pwned (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863914) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:11 AM Author: Coral Magical Lay I laughed, I cried, I said 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863934) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 3:09 PM Author: Underhanded really tough guy pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21251132) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:26 AM Author: Razzmatazz locus Can we sup this up a little with some more details in the intro, and make the rock->animal pwn a little more reasonable and get this started as an actual arecountry email forward? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863955) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 9:56 AM Author: purple hissy fit potus someone should do this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864192) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:30 AM Author: twisted tan station half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863959) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:47 AM Author: Zippy home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863969) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 5:00 AM Author: Bonkers boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863977) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 5:23 AM Author: Floppy Sweet Tailpipe Newt lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864001) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 6:46 AM Author: exhilarant thirsty brethren fanboi you could seriously tweak this a little bit and turn it into a IRL are country email forward. excellent work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864033) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:45 AM Author: galvanic unholy spot OMFG 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864043) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:46 AM Author: galvanic unholy spot "An eagle flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. That flag waves until this day, despite the lack of wind in the classroom."
LOOOL |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:41 PM Author: frozen comical gas station WHAT IS THE SIGNIFICANCE OF IT CRYING ONTO THE CHALK? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865101) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:43 PM Author: Rusted jap native The original chain email involved the piece of chalk: http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/c/chalk.htm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865111) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:43 PM Author: Contagious sickened useless brakes wrinkle Purifying and renewing the powdered whiteness of REAL America breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865113) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:44 PM Author: Rusted jap native This too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865120) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:09 PM Author: Rusted jap native Should be in there somewhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864964) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:10 PM Author: Contagious sickened useless brakes wrinkle 180 ROFL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864968) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:13 PM Author: Razzle Impertinent Den Circlehead lolz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864983) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:16 PM Author: Painfully honest philosopher-king sandwich 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864992) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:57 PM Author: chartreuse stead Rock flag & eagle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865196) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:15 PM Author: Avocado Swollen Trailer Park Goyim Lawl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866768) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:16 PM Author: Very Tactful Azn Heaven Seriously the funniest original piece of writing on xoxo I've read in years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866772) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:22 PM Author: Maroon autistic rigor haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866813) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:47 PM Author: frozen comical gas station Semper Fi is for the Marines, not the SEALs. hth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866991) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:51 PM Author: Floppy Sweet Tailpipe Newt That makes it all the better dumbass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19867025) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:26 AM Author: idiotic sick set ah fuck it 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869762) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:53 AM Author: aphrodisiac alcoholic reading party if I paste this as my facebook status, will doobs find me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869791) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:11 PM Author: low-t plaza 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19870945) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:16 PM Author: Aqua Tanning Salon Roommate 180!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19870976) |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 6:24 AM Author: exhilarant thirsty brethren fanboi looky looky here http://i.imgur.com/SUfx6.png |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 6:34 AM Author: Rusted jap native Been poasting my version on the chan for like four days now. Various versions of the chalk story have been floating around for months. I just picked out the better bits for the one I made I toned it down. This one is over the top though. You a /b/tard?
Edit: Is this shit seriously on reddit now?
2nd edit: http://pastebin.com/5ENzjzdh
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=142071661&page=1 |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 6:47 AM Author: Rusted jap native YEEAAAHHH BABY! Third spamming still active!
boards.4chan.org/pol/res/1522333 |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 2:56 PM Author: frozen comical gas station 4chan jacked you
http://imgur.com/gallery/SUfx6 |
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Date: September 11th, 2012 8:52 PM Author: anal cracking brunch ps the eagle was albert einstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21555921) |
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Date: October 28th, 2013 3:08 PM Author: Know-it-all Box Office That's not how evolution works (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24322923) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 4:08 AM Author: Flushed histrionic point deer antler How did I miss this gem?
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Date: May 24th, 2018 11:57 PM Author: snowy dead gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#36123555) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:07 AM Author: Rusted jap native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863796) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 8:40 AM Author: Nubile yellow juggernaut kitty The government is incredibly adept at convincing people that our resource grabs have something to do with our Constitutional rights. It's laughable that people aren't able to discern this and further evidence that the Founders were right: the unwashed masses are dangerous and incapable of self-government. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864075) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:44 PM Author: bright sadistic athletic conference stage The message was watch these fuckers like a hawk because they will do whatever they can to cement their power but in case you don't, we've erected legal barriers to stop them for two hundred years or so. And here we are (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865124) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:22 PM Author: Violent boyish university selfie I love that this story implies an overburdened God sitting behind a disheveled desk, frantically trying to meet deadlines as his wife bugs him about picking up dinner on the way home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865011) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:24 PM Author: Razzle Impertinent Den Circlehead Finally he's just like, "DAMMIT! I don't need this shit right now! Marinedood, help me out here!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865023) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 12:20 PM Author: henna razzle-dazzle meetinghouse degenerate "shitshitshit I totally forgot about embarrassing that atheist professor. shirley could you get a marine to step in for me." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19870501) |
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Date: April 25th, 2014 1:39 AM Author: Garnet Harsh Parlour IN fairness, the Marine Hymn DOES claim that god has Marines guarding heaven. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25443158) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 5:30 PM Author: Bonkers boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866148) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 6:03 PM Author: vigorous state http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1846138&mc=21&forum_id=2#19724654 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866341) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:15 PM Author: Floppy Sweet Tailpipe Newt You're the king of the board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866770) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:40 PM Author: Bonkers boiling water I love how all these are country email forwards just implicitly assume that any given marine is a god fearing Christian. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866945) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:14 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy shimmering principal's office tbf, most are faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869574) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:50 AM Author: hyperventilating dilemma Most are definately no faggots, you piece of shit libpedo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869782) |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 6:59 AM Author: Rusted jap native Spamming 4chan has paid off. This is rapidly turning into a meme. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19914616) |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 7:37 AM Author: kink-friendly preventive strike orchestra pit I like how you stole that story from 4chan and tried to pass it off as your own. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19914622) |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 8:42 PM Author: Floppy Sweet Tailpipe Newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19926515) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 11:48 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy shimmering principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#20472706) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 3:05 PM Author: Chest-beating Persian Bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21251098) |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 7:45 AM Author: cerebral overrated party of the first part business firm http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/pedh3/another_great_find_on_b_xpost_r4chan/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19914628) |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 8:27 PM Author: Free-loading big alpha national Fuckers STOLE it from us! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19926318) |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 8:41 PM Author: hyperventilating dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19926504) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 11:30 PM Author: orange whorehouse LOL at this backslapping atheitist (no typo here) shitlib TTT of a thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#20472553) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 5:11 PM Author: Bonkers boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21003836) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 3:02 PM Author: Chest-beating Persian Bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21251062) |
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Date: September 11th, 2012 8:58 PM Author: Chestnut Gunner Library ITT: Someone posts something popular on 4chan and reddit; everyone believes it originated on xoxo.
Same thing happened with lolcats. |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:17 PM Author: umber deep queen of the night this site was doing anti-atheist chain-mail threads in 2008/9. that's where the PS: the student was albert einstein thing came from. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23372940) |
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Date: April 25th, 2014 1:31 AM Author: House-broken fishy hairy legs background story A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 minutes.” The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am God. I’m still waiting.” It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and lifted up his arm to strike him.
At that moment the professor was transformed into a 7-foot grizzly, wreathed in a halo of holy fire. The bear spoke: "Blasphemer thou art, thou thinkst to take the place of God? Those who deny me face eternal fire, but you who knows my work and yet commits the sin of Satan I curse a hundred times over!" The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently picking at his boils. Then Richard Dawkins burst into the room, wielding a copy of The Selfish Gene and crying "Leave that boy alone, you pathetic atavism!" As the holy bear whirled around, terrible light flashing in its eyes, Dawkins shed his mortal form, raised each of his seven horned heads, and hissed. "It'ssss me you want!". And then the Lord and the Antichrist joined in the final battle.
The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. |
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