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| Passionate friendly grandma | 03/05/12 |
| Erotic internet-worthy multi-billionaire coffee pot | 03/06/12 |
| contagious flesh elastic band | 03/16/13 |
| odious lemon half-breed church building | 04/14/13 |
| galvanic crackhouse | 04/14/13 |
| odious lemon half-breed church building | 04/14/13 |
| Sticky foreskin box office | 03/05/12 |
| crystalline telephone theater stage | 03/05/12 |
| Chest-beating weed whacker | 03/06/12 |
| Passionate friendly grandma | 03/06/12 |
| Pink space | 03/06/12 |
| Chest-beating weed whacker | 03/06/12 |
| Chest-beating weed whacker | 03/06/12 |
| Heady scourge upon the earth tank | 03/06/12 |
| Chest-beating weed whacker | 03/06/12 |
| Honey-headed arousing dilemma really tough guy | 03/06/12 |
| Blathering roast beef house | 02/07/17 |
| Infuriating Sanctuary | 03/06/12 |
| cerise big-titted locus alpha | 03/06/12 |
| Infuriating Sanctuary | 03/06/12 |
| fishy tattoo hominid | 11/23/18 |
| Gaped swashbuckling field | 03/06/12 |
| Passionate friendly grandma | 03/10/12 |
| cerebral citrine nibblets | 03/10/12 |
| Passionate friendly grandma | 03/13/12 |
| Passionate friendly grandma | 07/25/12 |
| Passionate friendly grandma | 08/03/12 |
| Free-loading rigpig | 08/10/12 |
| Dead comical wrinkle | 08/10/12 |
| adulterous codepig | 08/10/12 |
| Passionate friendly grandma | 08/28/12 |
| adulterous codepig | 09/07/12 |
| ungodly trip base | 09/07/12 |
| flirting sexy gas station | 11/17/12 |
| Lime Diverse Degenerate Athletic Conference | 11/25/12 |
| adulterous codepig | 11/26/12 |
| narrow-minded business firm cuckoldry | 11/26/12 |
| Lime Diverse Degenerate Athletic Conference | 11/27/12 |
| Bistre Massive Parlor Persian | 04/29/13 |
| gold vigorous community account | 09/07/18 |
| Autistic lettuce | 02/04/13 |
| Nudist soul-stirring point personal credit line | 03/12/13 |
| Zombie-like sound barrier | 03/12/13 |
| Nudist soul-stirring point personal credit line | 03/14/13 |
| Sticky foreskin box office | 03/16/13 |
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| black hairraiser jew | 04/01/13 |
| laughsome office | 04/14/13 |
| Nudist soul-stirring point personal credit line | 04/17/13 |
| contagious flesh elastic band | 05/05/13 |
| appetizing idiot | 12/15/13 |
| laughsome office | 04/29/13 |
| Bistre Massive Parlor Persian | 05/05/13 |
| contagious flesh elastic band | 05/12/13 |
| Dull boiling water | 05/25/13 |
| Crimson boltzmann | 06/10/13 |
| Fragrant Bonkers Idea He Suggested Forum | 09/02/13 |
| Curious property | 12/15/13 |
| appetizing idiot | 12/15/13 |
| Chest-beating weed whacker | 04/06/15 |
| Chest-beating weed whacker | 06/12/14 |
| fantasy-prone scarlet fat ankles lay | 04/05/15 |
| House-broken Swollen Stage Background Story | 04/05/15 |
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| Nudist soul-stirring point personal credit line | 06/29/15 |
| drab university | 06/05/16 |
| federal sapphire stock car national | 02/07/17 |
| wine toaster cumskin | 02/07/17 |
| Crimson boltzmann | 03/15/17 |
| glassy police squad theater | 03/15/17 |
| Alcoholic Disgusting Useless Brakes | 03/15/17 |
| jade electric furnace | 03/15/17 |
| federal sapphire stock car national | 03/15/17 |
| Gay pisswyrm | 11/17/17 |
| spectacular death wish | 02/28/18 |
| Blathering roast beef house | 02/28/18 |
| Mewling sienna jewess theatre | 09/07/18 |
| Titillating blue karate | 09/24/18 |
| dark ladyboy sweet tailpipe | 10/28/18 |
| Disrespectful sooty nursing home keepsake machete | 10/28/18 |
| indigo violent skinny woman market | 11/23/18 |
| Curious property | 09/26/19 |
| Painfully honest messiness | 10/28/18 |
| fantasy-prone scarlet fat ankles lay | 09/26/19 |
| frisky abode | 07/10/20 |
| Ruby cheese-eating public bath | 07/11/20 |
| Painfully honest messiness | 07/11/20 |
| Yapping Greedy Parlour Striped Hyena | 07/11/20 |
| Painfully honest messiness | 07/12/20 |
| Pearly thriller brethren haunted graveyard | 03/16/22 |
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Date: March 5th, 2012 11:39 PM Author: Passionate friendly grandma I got the chat from my dad and uncle and a couple of their friends. They called me into the garage, where they had layed down a tarp, and covered it in oil. I was instructed to strip down as they all wanted to see "that athletic body you have been working on" (i had begun doing 100 pushups a night and was quite vocal about "bulking" at the dinner table). Once naked I recieved a light push onto the lube coverd tarp. I soon lost my balance and was unalbe to gain a solid footing. At this point I noticed all of the adult men had strategically put on aquasox for traction, but nothing else.
As they came closer i could see nothing but thick, hairy engorged cocks and duck egg like testicles begging to be tugged. Within minutes I was being spitroasted by my uncle and father, i would have begged for it to stop, but i was stuffed to the hilt. After they had dumped a good amount of seed into me, they said "have at it boys, it's ready for ya" and the rest of the group descended on all of my orofices. Theis ordeal lasted about 4 hours.
I was nearly delirous and was completely exhausted when it ended. I had eaten my fair share of man juice and had taken at least 10 enemas worth in my now, pulsating and gaped near prolapse anus. I looked up as the men grunted with approval at their work. My father beamed with pride and walked over to me and offered me a hand up, he helped me to my feet and gave me a slap on the rear, "you did good boy, real good. now you're a man, a twink, but a man, one day you'll have a son and you'll show him what it takes to be a man, by that day, you'll be a bear like all of us." He then french kissed me for what seemed like 20 seconds. After we broke, he offered me my first beer and some dipping tobacco. later, as the crowd dispersed, my father and I entered into our home. My mother was there, with a first aid kit and beaming with pride, "how did he do" she asked my father. "Great, we raised a real little faggot, he's got a power bottom on him!" That was my 12th birthday. My mother, father, and his friends were liberals.
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1793427&forum_id=2#19254308 |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 4:54 AM Author: Erotic internet-worthy multi-billionaire coffee pot 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136256) |
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Date: March 16th, 2013 1:41 PM Author: contagious flesh elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#22827491) |
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Date: April 14th, 2013 9:37 PM Author: odious lemon half-breed church building lmao WTF. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#22998624) |
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Date: April 14th, 2013 9:37 PM Author: galvanic crackhouse Welcome to xo you stupid nigger!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#22998634) |
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Date: April 14th, 2013 9:40 PM Author: odious lemon half-breed church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#22998663) |
Date: March 5th, 2012 11:46 PM Author: Sticky foreskin box office 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20135356) |
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Date: March 5th, 2012 11:48 PM Author: crystalline telephone theater stage lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20135371) |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 4:04 AM Author: Chest-beating weed whacker A true gem. After my Asian getting gaped in the shower thread this seems like shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136231) |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 4:17 AM Author: Passionate friendly grandma Was that the Little Breh one? You produced that too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136241) |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 4:19 AM Author: Pink space NO he's a lying pilfering sack of utter shit for even insinuating that |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 5:23 AM Author: Chest-beating weed whacker PWNED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136263) |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 4:46 AM Author: Chest-beating weed whacker Absolutely. I will change the user name if I need to prove it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136251) |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 4:49 AM Author: Heady scourge upon the earth tank Wow you wrote ten pages about fucking another guy?
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Date: March 6th, 2012 4:57 AM Author: Chest-beating weed whacker Lol@this chinklet. Sorry I put out 180 content while u megapost about getting NOWAGED. Shitpedo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136258) |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 5:30 AM Author: Honey-headed arousing dilemma really tough guy (rage-filled cumskin dork) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136265) |
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Date: February 7th, 2017 11:18 AM Author: Blathering roast beef house 63446242123654354213425 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#32564951) |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 7:50 AM Author: Infuriating Sanctuary Do it faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136304) |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 8:05 AM Author: Infuriating Sanctuary LOL that faggot really does spend his whole life here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136323) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2018 1:19 AM Author: fishy tattoo hominid lol u got gaped libpedo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#37286116) |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 10:55 AM Author: Gaped swashbuckling field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136691) |
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Date: March 10th, 2012 4:24 AM Author: Passionate friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20168262) |
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Date: March 10th, 2012 4:29 AM Author: cerebral citrine nibblets LOL shitlibs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20168264) |
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Date: March 13th, 2012 5:56 AM Author: Passionate friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20192579) |
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Date: July 25th, 2012 12:28 AM Author: Passionate friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#21169179) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 2:04 PM Author: Passionate friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#21250548) |
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Date: August 10th, 2012 8:58 AM Author: Free-loading rigpig underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#21303295) |
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Date: August 10th, 2012 9:21 AM Author: Dead comical wrinkle 180 story, OP forgot to mention that Rick Perry is the original author (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#21303366) |
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Date: August 10th, 2012 9:32 AM Author: adulterous codepig lol, 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#21303412) |
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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:15 PM Author: Passionate friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#21443115) |
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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:57 AM Author: adulterous codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#21518345) |
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Date: September 7th, 2012 1:36 AM Author: ungodly trip base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#21518533) |
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Date: November 17th, 2012 8:29 PM Author: flirting sexy gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#22065898) |
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Date: November 25th, 2012 6:07 PM Author: Lime Diverse Degenerate Athletic Conference Pretty good. One tier down from diminutive azn poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#22109097) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 8:18 PM Author: adulterous codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#22116523) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 8:21 PM Author: narrow-minded business firm cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#22116546) |
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Date: November 27th, 2012 7:29 PM Author: Lime Diverse Degenerate Athletic Conference "But I was stuffed to the hilt!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#22121780) |
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Date: April 29th, 2013 7:21 PM Author: Bistre Massive Parlor Persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#23102314) |
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Date: February 4th, 2013 10:36 PM Author: Autistic lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#22570231) |
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Date: March 12th, 2013 1:53 PM Author: Nudist soul-stirring point personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#22804000) |
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Date: March 12th, 2013 1:59 PM Author: Zombie-like sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#22804031) |
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Date: March 14th, 2013 9:24 PM Author: Nudist soul-stirring point personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#22818068) |
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Date: March 16th, 2013 1:41 PM Author: Sticky foreskin box office holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#22827492) |
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Date: April 1st, 2013 7:04 AM Author: Nudist soul-stirring point personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#22916016) |
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Date: April 1st, 2013 10:18 AM Author: black hairraiser jew *is a shitlib*
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Date: April 14th, 2013 9:29 PM Author: laughsome office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#22998573) |
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Date: April 17th, 2013 1:19 AM Author: Nudist soul-stirring point personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#23013891) |
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Date: May 5th, 2013 7:46 PM Author: contagious flesh elastic band 180 moniker
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Date: December 15th, 2013 2:07 AM Author: appetizing idiot credited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#24643656) |
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Date: April 29th, 2013 7:20 PM Author: laughsome office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#23102308) |
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Date: May 5th, 2013 7:16 PM Author: Bistre Massive Parlor Persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#23140150) |
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Date: May 12th, 2013 11:04 PM Author: contagious flesh elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#23186911) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 3:01 AM Author: Dull boiling water 180.
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Date: December 15th, 2013 2:05 AM Author: Curious property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#24643647) |
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Date: December 15th, 2013 2:09 AM Author: appetizing idiot halford's schtick worked really well when every post was accompanied by a moniker that referenced him fucking your ass (and you, loving it). as much as I love the IFNB, his current moniker is a little weak in comparison. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#24643668) |
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