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Why I am conservative (The Rob Halford, fucking your ass Story)
| Buff Slippery Abode Circlehead | 03/05/12 |
| puce double fault heaven | 03/06/12 |
| Excitant Vengeful Rigpig | 03/16/13 |
| laughsome glassy fortuitous meteor | 04/14/13 |
| supple buck-toothed church | 04/14/13 |
| laughsome glassy fortuitous meteor | 04/14/13 |
| Dashing bronze nibblets cruise ship | 03/05/12 |
| duck-like effete native | 03/05/12 |
| thirsty ceo | 03/06/12 |
| Buff Slippery Abode Circlehead | 03/06/12 |
| carmine lodge | 03/06/12 |
| thirsty ceo | 03/06/12 |
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| Avocado heady bawdyhouse | 03/06/12 |
| thirsty ceo | 03/06/12 |
| pale disgusting shrine tank | 03/06/12 |
| Shivering medicated antidepressant drug | 02/07/17 |
| Emerald place of business tanning salon | 03/06/12 |
| Deep indian lodge candlestick maker | 03/06/12 |
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| azure area striped hyena | 11/23/18 |
| slimy brunch | 03/06/12 |
| Buff Slippery Abode Circlehead | 03/10/12 |
| Amethyst marvelous institution legend | 03/10/12 |
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| Frozen orchestra pit mental disorder | 11/17/12 |
| sooty market | 11/25/12 |
| topaz house lettuce | 11/26/12 |
| Naked irate senate pozpig | 11/26/12 |
| sooty market | 11/27/12 |
| hairraiser insecure national | 04/29/13 |
| Coral Stimulating Step-uncle's House Alpha | 09/07/18 |
| Fishy Roommate | 02/04/13 |
| Chestnut library | 03/12/13 |
| pontificating box office | 03/12/13 |
| Chestnut library | 03/14/13 |
| Dashing bronze nibblets cruise ship | 03/16/13 |
| Chestnut library | 04/01/13 |
| irradiated wild boiling water newt | 04/01/13 |
| Kink-friendly pocket flask meetinghouse | 04/14/13 |
| Chestnut library | 04/17/13 |
| Excitant Vengeful Rigpig | 05/05/13 |
| Claret hunting ground | 12/15/13 |
| Kink-friendly pocket flask meetinghouse | 04/29/13 |
| hairraiser insecure national | 05/05/13 |
| Excitant Vengeful Rigpig | 05/12/13 |
| sable floppy digit ratio | 05/25/13 |
| amber locale sandwich | 06/10/13 |
| Underhanded resort | 09/02/13 |
| pungent violet private investor | 12/15/13 |
| Claret hunting ground | 12/15/13 |
| thirsty ceo | 04/06/15 |
| thirsty ceo | 06/12/14 |
| internet-worthy wonderful laser beams | 04/05/15 |
| demanding dead immigrant feces | 04/05/15 |
| angry philosopher-king | 04/05/15 |
| Chestnut library | 06/29/15 |
| pink public bath | 06/05/16 |
| Rusted concupiscible corner | 02/07/17 |
| passionate lay | 02/07/17 |
| amber locale sandwich | 03/15/17 |
| Big-titted Dog Poop Water Buffalo | 03/15/17 |
| jet-lagged principal's office rigor | 03/15/17 |
| Jade Useless Liquid Oxygen | 03/15/17 |
| Rusted concupiscible corner | 03/15/17 |
| Judgmental Contagious Chapel Round Eye | 11/17/17 |
| cracking stage toilet seat | 02/28/18 |
| Shivering medicated antidepressant drug | 02/28/18 |
| Talented famous landscape painting temple | 09/07/18 |
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| pungent violet private investor | 09/26/19 |
| Massive wine forum ladyboy | 10/28/18 |
| internet-worthy wonderful laser beams | 09/26/19 |
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| sapphire church building | 07/11/20 |
| Massive wine forum ladyboy | 07/11/20 |
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Date: March 5th, 2012 11:39 PM Author: Buff Slippery Abode Circlehead I got the chat from my dad and uncle and a couple of their friends. They called me into the garage, where they had layed down a tarp, and covered it in oil. I was instructed to strip down as they all wanted to see "that athletic body you have been working on" (i had begun doing 100 pushups a night and was quite vocal about "bulking" at the dinner table). Once naked I recieved a light push onto the lube coverd tarp. I soon lost my balance and was unalbe to gain a solid footing. At this point I noticed all of the adult men had strategically put on aquasox for traction, but nothing else.
As they came closer i could see nothing but thick, hairy engorged cocks and duck egg like testicles begging to be tugged. Within minutes I was being spitroasted by my uncle and father, i would have begged for it to stop, but i was stuffed to the hilt. After they had dumped a good amount of seed into me, they said "have at it boys, it's ready for ya" and the rest of the group descended on all of my orofices. Theis ordeal lasted about 4 hours.
I was nearly delirous and was completely exhausted when it ended. I had eaten my fair share of man juice and had taken at least 10 enemas worth in my now, pulsating and gaped near prolapse anus. I looked up as the men grunted with approval at their work. My father beamed with pride and walked over to me and offered me a hand up, he helped me to my feet and gave me a slap on the rear, "you did good boy, real good. now you're a man, a twink, but a man, one day you'll have a son and you'll show him what it takes to be a man, by that day, you'll be a bear like all of us." He then french kissed me for what seemed like 20 seconds. After we broke, he offered me my first beer and some dipping tobacco. later, as the crowd dispersed, my father and I entered into our home. My mother was there, with a first aid kit and beaming with pride, "how did he do" she asked my father. "Great, we raised a real little faggot, he's got a power bottom on him!" That was my 12th birthday. My mother, father, and his friends were liberals.
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1793427&forum_id=2#19254308 |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 4:54 AM Author: puce double fault heaven 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136256) |
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Date: March 16th, 2013 1:41 PM Author: Excitant Vengeful Rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#22827491) |
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Date: April 14th, 2013 9:37 PM Author: laughsome glassy fortuitous meteor lmao WTF. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#22998624) |
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Date: April 14th, 2013 9:40 PM Author: laughsome glassy fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#22998663) |
Date: March 5th, 2012 11:46 PM Author: Dashing bronze nibblets cruise ship 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20135356) |
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Date: March 5th, 2012 11:48 PM Author: duck-like effete native lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20135371) |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 4:04 AM Author: thirsty ceo A true gem. After my Asian getting gaped in the shower thread this seems like shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136231) |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 4:17 AM Author: Buff Slippery Abode Circlehead Was that the Little Breh one? You produced that too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136241) |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 4:19 AM Author: carmine lodge NO he's a lying pilfering sack of utter shit for even insinuating that |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 5:23 AM Author: thirsty ceo PWNED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136263) |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 4:46 AM Author: thirsty ceo Absolutely. I will change the user name if I need to prove it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136251) |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 4:49 AM Author: Avocado heady bawdyhouse Wow you wrote ten pages about fucking another guy?
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Date: March 6th, 2012 4:57 AM Author: thirsty ceo Lol@this chinklet. Sorry I put out 180 content while u megapost about getting NOWAGED. Shitpedo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136258) |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 8:05 AM Author: Emerald place of business tanning salon LOL that faggot really does spend his whole life here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136323) |
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Date: March 10th, 2012 4:24 AM Author: Buff Slippery Abode Circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20168262) |
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Date: March 10th, 2012 4:29 AM Author: Amethyst marvelous institution legend LOL shitlibs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20168264) |
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Date: March 13th, 2012 5:56 AM Author: Buff Slippery Abode Circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20192579) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 2:04 PM Author: Buff Slippery Abode Circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#21250548) |
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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:15 PM Author: Buff Slippery Abode Circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#21443115) |
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Date: December 15th, 2013 2:09 AM Author: Claret hunting ground halford's schtick worked really well when every post was accompanied by a moniker that referenced him fucking your ass (and you, loving it). as much as I love the IFNB, his current moniker is a little weak in comparison. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#24643668) |
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