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| infuriating becky | 03/06/12 |
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| Mildly autistic boiling water | 04/14/13 |
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| Unholy ratface athletic conference | 03/06/12 |
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| Carnelian dilemma | 11/23/18 |
| Dull Thirsty Karate Selfie | 03/06/12 |
| Unholy ratface athletic conference | 03/10/12 |
| Umber preventive strike | 03/10/12 |
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| Tripping Abode Tattoo | 04/01/13 |
| elite rough-skinned university | 04/14/13 |
| bossy hell headpube | 04/17/13 |
| deep whorehouse filthpig | 05/05/13 |
| Doobsian Mad-dog Skullcap Toilet Seat | 12/15/13 |
| elite rough-skinned university | 04/29/13 |
| Mind-boggling hunting ground state | 05/05/13 |
| deep whorehouse filthpig | 05/12/13 |
| Sienna pistol station | 05/25/13 |
| House-broken principal's office | 06/10/13 |
| medicated orchestra pit black woman | 09/02/13 |
| appetizing fear-inspiring half-breed fanboi | 12/15/13 |
| Doobsian Mad-dog Skullcap Toilet Seat | 12/15/13 |
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Date: March 5th, 2012 11:39 PM Author: Unholy ratface athletic conference I got the chat from my dad and uncle and a couple of their friends. They called me into the garage, where they had layed down a tarp, and covered it in oil. I was instructed to strip down as they all wanted to see "that athletic body you have been working on" (i had begun doing 100 pushups a night and was quite vocal about "bulking" at the dinner table). Once naked I recieved a light push onto the lube coverd tarp. I soon lost my balance and was unalbe to gain a solid footing. At this point I noticed all of the adult men had strategically put on aquasox for traction, but nothing else.
As they came closer i could see nothing but thick, hairy engorged cocks and duck egg like testicles begging to be tugged. Within minutes I was being spitroasted by my uncle and father, i would have begged for it to stop, but i was stuffed to the hilt. After they had dumped a good amount of seed into me, they said "have at it boys, it's ready for ya" and the rest of the group descended on all of my orofices. Theis ordeal lasted about 4 hours.
I was nearly delirous and was completely exhausted when it ended. I had eaten my fair share of man juice and had taken at least 10 enemas worth in my now, pulsating and gaped near prolapse anus. I looked up as the men grunted with approval at their work. My father beamed with pride and walked over to me and offered me a hand up, he helped me to my feet and gave me a slap on the rear, "you did good boy, real good. now you're a man, a twink, but a man, one day you'll have a son and you'll show him what it takes to be a man, by that day, you'll be a bear like all of us." He then french kissed me for what seemed like 20 seconds. After we broke, he offered me my first beer and some dipping tobacco. later, as the crowd dispersed, my father and I entered into our home. My mother was there, with a first aid kit and beaming with pride, "how did he do" she asked my father. "Great, we raised a real little faggot, he's got a power bottom on him!" That was my 12th birthday. My mother, father, and his friends were liberals.
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1793427&forum_id=2#19254308 |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 4:54 AM Author: infuriating becky 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136256) |
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Date: April 14th, 2013 9:37 PM Author: Mildly autistic boiling water lmao WTF. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#22998624) |
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Date: April 14th, 2013 9:37 PM Author: Big honey-headed tanning salon lettuce Welcome to xo you stupid nigger!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#22998634) |
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Date: April 14th, 2013 9:40 PM Author: Mildly autistic boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#22998663) |
Date: March 5th, 2012 11:46 PM Author: Hilarious immigrant 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20135356) |
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Date: March 5th, 2012 11:48 PM Author: onyx passionate market associate lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20135371) |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 4:04 AM Author: Arousing national A true gem. After my Asian getting gaped in the shower thread this seems like shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136231) |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 4:17 AM Author: Unholy ratface athletic conference Was that the Little Breh one? You produced that too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136241) |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 4:19 AM Author: startling mother NO he's a lying pilfering sack of utter shit for even insinuating that |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 5:23 AM Author: Arousing national PWNED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136263) |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 4:46 AM Author: Arousing national Absolutely. I will change the user name if I need to prove it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136251) |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 4:49 AM Author: Shivering Pink Area Wow you wrote ten pages about fucking another guy?
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Date: March 6th, 2012 4:57 AM Author: Arousing national Lol@this chinklet. Sorry I put out 180 content while u megapost about getting NOWAGED. Shitpedo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136258) |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 5:30 AM Author: pea-brained ticket booth trump supporter (rage-filled cumskin dork) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136265) |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 7:50 AM Author: Ebony floppy brunch Do it faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136304) |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 8:05 AM Author: Ebony floppy brunch LOL that faggot really does spend his whole life here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136323) |
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Date: March 10th, 2012 4:29 AM Author: Umber preventive strike LOL shitlibs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20168264) |
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Date: March 13th, 2012 5:56 AM Author: Unholy ratface athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20192579) |
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Date: December 15th, 2013 2:09 AM Author: Doobsian Mad-dog Skullcap Toilet Seat halford's schtick worked really well when every post was accompanied by a moniker that referenced him fucking your ass (and you, loving it). as much as I love the IFNB, his current moniker is a little weak in comparison. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#24643668) |
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