Date: May 2nd, 2012 3:56 AM
Author: fear-inspiring place of business orchestra pit
douchey >>> nice guy
asshole >>> sweet
jerk >>> cute
bastard >>> good man
pig >>> gentleman
insane >>> dependable
jerk > sexy > hot > cute > sweet > creep > nice guy
creeper > creep > stalker > loser > nice guy
serial killer >>>>>>>>>>> nice guy
mass murderer >>>>>>>>>>>>>> nice guy
psychopathic hedge fund white collar criminal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (*phew*) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nice guy
nice guy > pedophile (finally!)
he makes me cry >>>>>>>>> he’s always there for me
it’s so hard with him >>>>>>>>>>>> yeah, he’s a great guy
freak >>> attentive lover
cheating bastard >>> he treats me like a princess
you don’t see what i see in him >>> he’s the perfect man
wiseass >>> funny >>> clown >>> goofy >>> quirky >>> weird
mysterious >>> a good friend
exciting >>> easy to get along with
i don’t know how much more i can take with him >>> someday we’ll get married
he always forgets our anniversaries >>> he understands my needs
pervert >>> sensitive lover
he screwed my best friend >>> i screwed his best friend
he gets me >>> i get him
fucking asshole arrogant son of a bitch motherfucking cocksucking pike of steaming shit filthy fucking bastard mama’s boy >>> nice guy
selfish lover >>> eats me out
who are you texting? >>> i promise i’m not texting any other guys
god that was such a turn-on >>> i love you
cocky bastard >>> sweet guy
i never know what he’s up to >>> we go everywhere together
lover >>> husband
is that a girl’s voice i hear in the background? >>> thanks for letting me know what time you’ll be home
you’re going to shit in front of me?! >>> i’ll be out in a minute, honey
http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2012/04/27/better-than-again-the-female-secret-code-decoder-dictionary/
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1938326&forum_id=2#20595375)