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The life that was taken from me (Estrada)

Date: February 23rd, 2010 5:52 PM Author: ..,,,,,,........,...
Yellow Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth
  05/13/12
*cries a single tear for Estrada*
Drab juggernaut
  05/13/12
Was that really Estrada?
Galvanic goyim hominid
  05/13/12
Yes. Probably on the darkest day of my life.
doobsian filthpig
  05/13/12
Your attitude towards your parents is shitty, little bro. Yo...
Galvanic goyim hominid
  05/13/12
Thought that part was flame jfc
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  10/01/17
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  05/13/12
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violent university
  05/13/12
i miss the days when everyone hated Estrada. not sure why th...
Silver sweet tailpipe
  05/13/12
we all learned how brutal life truly is
French dingle berry selfie
  05/13/12
lol @ his life being brutal.
Silver sweet tailpipe
  05/13/12
to come so close to living within 3 blocks of a prestigious ...
French dingle berry selfie
  05/13/12
if you saw that pic of him when doobs outted him you would k...
chartreuse infuriating foreskin school
  05/13/12
thank you. let's not lose sight of the fact that doobs is a...
French dingle berry selfie
  05/13/12
fuck doobs
chartreuse infuriating foreskin school
  05/13/12
what a piece of trash D**bs is.
Silver sweet tailpipe
  05/13/12
cr
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  05/13/12
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Irradiated Indigo Center
  05/13/12
u dont seem like the person who would last more than a year ...
Drunken titillating spot
  05/13/12
No, in retrospect biglaw did me a huge favor by no-offering ...
doobsian filthpig
  05/13/12
how so?
Hairraiser lodge persian
  05/13/12
I would have hated BIGLAW, and I would have been terrible at...
doobsian filthpig
  05/13/12
DESCRIBE your chill, relaxing life.
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  05/13/12
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Irradiated Indigo Center
  05/15/12
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  05/15/12
harsh bro
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  03/26/16
Notice the monologue doesn't have a single sentence addressi...
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  03/26/16
In fairness, to Estrada--who is undoubtedly a mentally ill l...
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Exciting kitchen mediation
  09/30/17
It's too bad he hasn't been gassed
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  10/01/17
It was after this thread that Rach knew he needed to write t...
Appetizing brunch
  10/01/17
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sickened cruise ship
  05/19/18
He was such a shitty person. Never understood this board's o...
Vivacious trump supporter pozpig
  10/01/17
...
Costumed property partner
  10/01/17
...
arousing shrine voyeur
  10/01/17
He is funny and has some lulzy quirks.
Buff tank puppy
  10/01/17
he had a lot to offer the board outside of whining.
fragrant digit ratio main people
  10/01/17
Shut up you fucking nerd
Irradiated Indigo Center
  05/19/18
I really liked him. He knew a lot about dinos.
Bonkers Plaza National Security Agency
  07/17/18
let's dispel with the notion that he's not the whiniest fagg...
arousing shrine voyeur
  10/01/17
...
Costumed property partner
  10/01/17
(guy who forgot about teenage suicide TP)
Smoky Wonderful Station
  07/17/18
It's truly amazing how similar the tone is to DTP and SAD.
Mustard supple twinkling uncleanness people who are hurt
  10/01/17
history repeats
Impertinent Senate Mental Disorder
  05/19/18
Estrada is worth 100 of those loser posters and they are not...
Bonkers Plaza National Security Agency
  07/17/18
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Startling Mind-boggling Temple Wrinkle
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Date: May 13th, 2012 9:43 AM
Author: Yellow Mentally Impaired Ticket Booth

Date: February 23rd, 2010 5:52 PM

Author: ..,,,,,,........,,,,,,,.,.,.,.,.,....,.. (You can hear my phone ringing, DING DING DING)

This last summer was the absolute best of my life.

I had a nice apartment in a very prestigious part of town. It was kind of small, true, but if you looked out the window in the right place, you could catch a glimpse of [prestigious thing to have a view of]. On weekends, I got a huge kick out of calling up old friends from HS and asking them to meet me "by my place". When they asked where that was, I told them to meet me at the corner of [prestigious street] and [prestigious street], which was a three block walk for me.

On weekdays, I woke up every morning at 7, showered, threw on my suit, put on DEM GUCCI SHOES, and hailed a cab to work. Yeah, I took a cab every day, even though there were convenient public transit options. I could afford to do that. Hell, once I got an offer, it would be reimbursable.

Over the summer, I bought more and more nice clothes. Once, after getting a new credit card from my parents, I went to buy some more shoes. At checkout, I realized that I had forgotten to sign the back of the card. I had to show ID. All I had with me was my law school student idea, so I had to pull it out and drop the H bomb, silently.

Sometimes, on weekends, mother would visit. I'd hop out of my place and hop into the leather seats of her striver automobile. I wasn't a fan of her decision to get it; it decreased my inheritance by tens of thousands of dollars. I didn't think she needed all of the fancy electronic shit embedded in the cab. But, for now, it was legally her money. I comforted myself with the thought that, next year, I would be able to afford a car, even if I'd never actually buy one. But I could and that's what mattered.

My favorite times were when mother and I went condo shopping. The deal was, her and dad would buy a condo downtown (close to work) for me to live in while working BigLaw. In exchange, I would promise to use my BigLaw salary to help them out in case of a crisis. My parents were obsessed with staying liquid; they liked the idea of being able to make any problem go away by writing a big check. The idea of putting their assets into something that required transaction costs to get rid of (such as real estate) terrified them. Only with the promise of a BigLaw money-making son having their back would they agree to shell out on a prime place.

I was going to hold a big house warming party for that condo, inviting as many old friends as I could. They'd see, plainly, that I had made it. I'd adopt a cat too, and let him live the good life along with me.

My life, in short, was set. I was this close to finally having the big income of my dreams, and everything that went along with it.

Then, I got no-offered.

Everything was lost. No longer could I afford to live in a prestigious urban area. I will instead be living in the room I grew up in, in boring suburban striver town. No longer will I casually make impulse luxury purchases; all I'll have left are the relics of a time when I could spend more freely, which if I'm lucky I can spin into amusing internet memes. And, of course, no condo. No bragging to old friends. No kitteh.

This is why I cry.

Perhaps this post will make you hate me, perhaps it will make you understand me. But I just felt like I had to make it to get this weight off my chest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1232142&forum_id=2#14212769)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 9:47 AM
Author: Drab juggernaut

*cries a single tear for Estrada*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947571&forum_id=2#20681957)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:08 AM
Author: Galvanic goyim hominid

Was that really Estrada?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947571&forum_id=2#20682119)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:24 AM
Author: doobsian filthpig

Yes. Probably on the darkest day of my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947571&forum_id=2#20682208)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Galvanic goyim hominid

Your attitude towards your parents is shitty, little bro. You can't just look out for #1 in life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947571&forum_id=2#20682296)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 11:13 AM
Author: thriller fortuitous meteor

Thought that part was flame jfc

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Date: May 13th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: Vigorous frisky macaca dysfunction



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Date: May 13th, 2012 1:01 PM
Author: violent university



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Date: May 13th, 2012 1:02 PM
Author: Silver sweet tailpipe

i miss the days when everyone hated Estrada. not sure why that changed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947571&forum_id=2#20682667)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 1:03 PM
Author: French dingle berry selfie

we all learned how brutal life truly is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947571&forum_id=2#20682668)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 1:03 PM
Author: Silver sweet tailpipe

lol @ his life being brutal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947571&forum_id=2#20682670)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: French dingle berry selfie

to come so close to living within 3 blocks of a prestigious intersection then lose it all... almost too ghastly to imagine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947571&forum_id=2#20682679)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: chartreuse infuriating foreskin school

if you saw that pic of him when doobs outted him you would know. estrada's got it worse than any of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947571&forum_id=2#20682687)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: French dingle berry selfie

thank you. let's not lose sight of the fact that doobs is a shitbag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947571&forum_id=2#20682691)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 1:07 PM
Author: chartreuse infuriating foreskin school

fuck doobs

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Date: May 13th, 2012 1:14 PM
Author: Silver sweet tailpipe

what a piece of trash D**bs is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947571&forum_id=2#20682719)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 1:07 PM
Author: domesticated parlour useless brakes

cr

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Date: May 13th, 2012 5:46 PM
Author: Irradiated Indigo Center



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Date: May 13th, 2012 1:21 PM
Author: Drunken titillating spot

u dont seem like the person who would last more than a year in biglaw anyway

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Date: May 13th, 2012 1:24 PM
Author: doobsian filthpig

No, in retrospect biglaw did me a huge favor by no-offering me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947571&forum_id=2#20682760)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Hairraiser lodge persian

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947571&forum_id=2#20682793)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: doobsian filthpig

I would have hated BIGLAW, and I would have been terrible at it.

I have a pretty chill, relaxing life right now, with good friends. I'm not complaining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947571&forum_id=2#20682799)



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Date: May 13th, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: Hairraiser lodge persian

DESCRIBE your chill, relaxing life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947571&forum_id=2#20682809)



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Date: May 15th, 2012 9:48 PM
Author: Irradiated Indigo Center



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Date: May 15th, 2012 10:05 PM
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harsh bro

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Date: March 26th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: hilarious doctorate private investor

Notice the monologue doesn't have a single sentence addressing work, assignments, or anything he did at the firm.

"And then I was no offered."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947571&forum_id=2#30140656)



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Date: March 26th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: wine rough-skinned community account casino

In fairness, to Estrada--who is undoubtedly a mentally ill loser--a bunch of firms no offered a majority of their summer associates that year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947571&forum_id=2#30140978)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: Orchid Crotch Office

It's too bad he hasn't been gassed

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Date: October 1st, 2017 11:20 AM
Author: Appetizing brunch

It was after this thread that Rach knew he needed to write the code for the Autism Alert.

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Date: May 19th, 2018 11:03 AM
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Date: October 1st, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Vivacious trump supporter pozpig

He was such a shitty person. Never understood this board's obsession with him. If he poasted today he'd get the peterman treatment.

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Date: October 1st, 2017 11:42 AM
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He is funny and has some lulzy quirks.

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Date: October 1st, 2017 11:47 AM
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he had a lot to offer the board outside of whining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947571&forum_id=2#34339027)



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Date: May 19th, 2018 9:50 AM
Author: Irradiated Indigo Center

Shut up you fucking nerd

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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:25 PM
Author: Bonkers Plaza National Security Agency

I really liked him. He knew a lot about dinos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947571&forum_id=2#36448314)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: arousing shrine voyeur

let's dispel with the notion that he's not the whiniest faggot to have ever posted here

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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:09 PM
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(guy who forgot about teenage suicide TP)

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Date: October 1st, 2017 11:44 AM
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It's truly amazing how similar the tone is to DTP and SAD.

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Date: May 19th, 2018 9:07 AM
Author: Impertinent Senate Mental Disorder

history repeats

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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Bonkers Plaza National Security Agency

Estrada is worth 100 of those loser posters and they are not him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1947571&forum_id=2#36448325)



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Date: May 19th, 2018 8:59 AM
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