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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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Lime lascivious indirect expression site
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
apoplectic nubile field knife
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
well-lubricated incel ceo
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
Fiercely-loyal Slimy Sex Offender Sanctuary
  07/07/12
ty
sooty rough-skinned round eye
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
silver domesticated location
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
Lime lascivious indirect expression site
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
silver domesticated location
  05/23/12
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Lime lascivious indirect expression site
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
silver domesticated location
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
Lime lascivious indirect expression site
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
silver domesticated location
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
Self-absorbed background story
  05/23/12
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Lime lascivious indirect expression site
  05/23/12
flame
tripping useless immigrant
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
Stimulating Gas Station
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
Lime lascivious indirect expression site
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
Stimulating Gas Station
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
Lime lascivious indirect expression site
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
Provocative mahogany theater stage queen of the night
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
Lime lascivious indirect expression site
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
razzle opaque useless brakes house
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
Obsidian cruise ship
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
Indecent fluffy indian lodge fortuitous meteor
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
Fighting Preventive Strike
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
Provocative mahogany theater stage queen of the night
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
silver domesticated location
  05/23/12
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Lime lascivious indirect expression site
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
Indecent fluffy indian lodge fortuitous meteor
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
flesh fanboi
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
Hairraiser windowlicker puppy
  05/23/12
do you still play?
well-lubricated incel ceo
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
aromatic base rigor
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
Lavender big reading party
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
dun vivacious toilet seat station
  05/23/12
180
red kitchen
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
Heady Pea-brained Heaven Dopamine
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
twinkling stirring institution
  05/23/12
thank you brother
Zombie-like persian tanning salon
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
twinkling stirring institution
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
chrome infuriating internal respiration
  05/23/12
ty
sooty rough-skinned round eye
  05/23/12
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  10/14/12
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  06/24/17
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bateful becky goyim
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
sooty rough-skinned round eye
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
cocky soul-stirring parlor mad-dog skullcap
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
Charismatic Haunting Idiot
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
adventurous shaky state twinkling uncleanness
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
adventurous shaky state twinkling uncleanness
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
chrome infuriating internal respiration
  05/23/12
srsly?
well-lubricated incel ceo
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
Heady Pea-brained Heaven Dopamine
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
chrome infuriating internal respiration
  05/23/12
link?
well-lubricated incel ceo
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
well-lubricated incel ceo
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
Unhinged motley chapel
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
Claret Wrinkle
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
Lime lascivious indirect expression site
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
Out-of-control maize ladyboy
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
dun vivacious toilet seat station
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
Lime lascivious indirect expression site
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
naked circlehead
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
Lime lascivious indirect expression site
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
Obsidian cruise ship
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
Charcoal supple orchestra pit party of the first part
  07/06/12
cr
Mind-boggling Shitlib Milk
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
Obsidian cruise ship
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
Charcoal supple orchestra pit party of the first part
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
Mind-boggling Shitlib Milk
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
Excitant Dysfunction Athletic Conference
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
Ungodly Point
  07/06/12
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Lime lascivious indirect expression site
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
Sick khaki kitty cat
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
Cerise titillating community account
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
purple public bath
  07/15/12
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Lime lascivious indirect expression site
  07/15/12
bullshit
chrome infuriating internal respiration
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
Unhinged motley chapel
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
floppy coffee pot
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
Lime lascivious indirect expression site
  09/15/12
lol
Puce Razzle-dazzle Cuckoldry
  09/15/12
you have a problem
drab mediation
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
Lime lascivious indirect expression site
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
Vengeful toaster
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
well-lubricated incel ceo
  10/04/12
tcr
shimmering private investor casino
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
bossy bronze mexican skinny woman
  09/16/12
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shimmering private investor casino
  10/04/12
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Lime lascivious indirect expression site
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
Boyish psychic
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
Lime lascivious indirect expression site
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
Boyish psychic
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
sooty rough-skinned round eye
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
Lime lascivious indirect expression site
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
passionate gay church building
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
Boyish psychic
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
Vengeful toaster
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
Boyish psychic
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
fragrant flatulent home masturbator
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
Pungent factory reset button
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
sickened henna stage rigpig
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
amber step-uncle's house
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
Claret Wrinkle
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
Magical pocket flask
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
Obsidian cruise ship
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
Obsidian cruise ship
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
Claret Wrinkle
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
sickened henna stage rigpig
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
Lime lascivious indirect expression site
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
Lime lascivious indirect expression site
  03/28/14
lol idiot
transparent electric address
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
Boyish psychic
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
Lime lascivious indirect expression site
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
Provocative mahogany theater stage queen of the night
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
Pale exciting pit new version
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
Cerebral Depressive
  03/30/14
how did it go?
multi-colored wagecucks tattoo
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
Dull space
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
Lime lascivious indirect expression site
  06/24/17
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diverse pontificating cumskin
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
federal set headpube
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
Cerebral Depressive
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
Lime lascivious indirect expression site
  06/24/17
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federal set headpube
  06/24/17
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dashing dark stead turdskin
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
swashbuckling frozen legal warrant nibblets
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
federal set headpube
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
Lime lascivious indirect expression site
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
Provocative mahogany theater stage queen of the night
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
swashbuckling frozen legal warrant nibblets
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
cocky soul-stirring parlor mad-dog skullcap
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Lime lascivious indirect expression site



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: apoplectic nubile field knife

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: well-lubricated incel ceo

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Slimy Sex Offender Sanctuary

new mexico then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036745)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: sooty rough-skinned round eye

ty

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: silver domesticated location

I don't believe you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748572)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Lime lascivious indirect expression site

i wish i didn't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748583)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: silver domesticated location

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: Lime lascivious indirect expression site



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: silver domesticated location

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Lime lascivious indirect expression site

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: silver domesticated location

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: Self-absorbed background story

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Lime lascivious indirect expression site



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: tripping useless immigrant

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Stimulating Gas Station

what stakes? live? online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748584)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Lime lascivious indirect expression site

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Stimulating Gas Station

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: Lime lascivious indirect expression site

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: Provocative mahogany theater stage queen of the night

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Lime lascivious indirect expression site

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: razzle opaque useless brakes house

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: Obsidian cruise ship

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: Indecent fluffy indian lodge fortuitous meteor

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Fighting Preventive Strike

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Provocative mahogany theater stage queen of the night

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: silver domesticated location

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Lime lascivious indirect expression site



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: Indecent fluffy indian lodge fortuitous meteor

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: flesh fanboi

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser windowlicker puppy

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: well-lubricated incel ceo

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: aromatic base rigor

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Lavender big reading party

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: dun vivacious toilet seat station

hu4rollz?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: red kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750204)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: Heady Pea-brained Heaven Dopamine

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: twinkling stirring institution

(is Michael Clayton)

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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Zombie-like persian tanning salon

thank you brother

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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: twinkling stirring institution

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: chrome infuriating internal respiration

how much did you win?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: sooty rough-skinned round eye

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: hairless chest-beating deer antler



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: apoplectic nubile field knife



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: marvelous crusty keepsake machete



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: bateful becky goyim



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: sooty rough-skinned round eye

got any gambling tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: cocky soul-stirring parlor mad-dog skullcap

So... Where do you play?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Charismatic Haunting Idiot

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: adventurous shaky state twinkling uncleanness

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: adventurous shaky state twinkling uncleanness

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: chrome infuriating internal respiration

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: well-lubricated incel ceo

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Heady Pea-brained Heaven Dopamine

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: chrome infuriating internal respiration

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: well-lubricated incel ceo

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: well-lubricated incel ceo

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: Unhinged motley chapel

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: Claret Wrinkle

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: Lime lascivious indirect expression site

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: Out-of-control maize ladyboy

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: dun vivacious toilet seat station

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: Lime lascivious indirect expression site

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: naked circlehead

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: Lime lascivious indirect expression site

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: Obsidian cruise ship

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: Charcoal supple orchestra pit party of the first part

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Shitlib Milk

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: Obsidian cruise ship

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: Charcoal supple orchestra pit party of the first part

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Shitlib Milk

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: Excitant Dysfunction Athletic Conference

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Ungodly Point

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: Lime lascivious indirect expression site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Sick khaki kitty cat

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: Cerise titillating community account

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: purple public bath

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: Lime lascivious indirect expression site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: chrome infuriating internal respiration

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: Unhinged motley chapel

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: floppy coffee pot

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: Lime lascivious indirect expression site

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: Puce Razzle-dazzle Cuckoldry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: drab mediation

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: Lime lascivious indirect expression site

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Vengeful toaster

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: well-lubricated incel ceo

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: shimmering private investor casino

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: bossy bronze mexican skinny woman

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: shimmering private investor casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: Lime lascivious indirect expression site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: Boyish psychic

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: Lime lascivious indirect expression site

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: Boyish psychic

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: sooty rough-skinned round eye

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Lime lascivious indirect expression site

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: passionate gay church building

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: Boyish psychic

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: Vengeful toaster

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: Boyish psychic

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: fragrant flatulent home masturbator

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Pungent factory reset button

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: sickened henna stage rigpig

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: amber step-uncle's house

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Claret Wrinkle

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Magical pocket flask

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Obsidian cruise ship

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: Obsidian cruise ship

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Claret Wrinkle

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: sickened henna stage rigpig

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Lime lascivious indirect expression site

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: Lime lascivious indirect expression site

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: transparent electric address

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: Boyish psychic

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Lime lascivious indirect expression site

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: Provocative mahogany theater stage queen of the night

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Pale exciting pit new version

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Cerebral Depressive

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: multi-colored wagecucks tattoo

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Dull space

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Lime lascivious indirect expression site

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: diverse pontificating cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: federal set headpube

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Cerebral Depressive

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Lime lascivious indirect expression site

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: federal set headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: dashing dark stead turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling frozen legal warrant nibblets

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: federal set headpube

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: Lime lascivious indirect expression site

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Provocative mahogany theater stage queen of the night

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: swashbuckling frozen legal warrant nibblets

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: cocky soul-stirring parlor mad-dog skullcap

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)