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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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Comical reading party water buffalo
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
excitant disrespectful personal credit line corner
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
Lake Supple Box Office
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
Big University
  07/07/12
ty
bateful selfie stage
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
Crimson Mind-boggling Partner Tanning Salon
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
Comical reading party water buffalo
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
Crimson Mind-boggling Partner Tanning Salon
  05/23/12
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Comical reading party water buffalo
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
Crimson Mind-boggling Partner Tanning Salon
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
Comical reading party water buffalo
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
Crimson Mind-boggling Partner Tanning Salon
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
Avocado persian
  05/23/12
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Comical reading party water buffalo
  05/23/12
flame
Cyan alcoholic halford kitty
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
garnet cuckoldry kitchen
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
Comical reading party water buffalo
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
garnet cuckoldry kitchen
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
Comical reading party water buffalo
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
Carmine sound barrier
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
Comical reading party water buffalo
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
razzmatazz ladyboy property
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
lime soul-stirring home
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
trip chapel gaming laptop
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
Ruby mad-dog skullcap
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
Carmine sound barrier
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
Crimson Mind-boggling Partner Tanning Salon
  05/23/12
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Comical reading party water buffalo
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
trip chapel gaming laptop
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
bright center
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
cerise nighttime genital piercing juggernaut
  05/23/12
do you still play?
Lake Supple Box Office
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
Claret menage
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
Stimulating Fantasy-prone Principal's Office Main People
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
rose passionate hell
  05/23/12
180
Concupiscible resort
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
violent puce hospital
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
razzle silver locus cuck
  05/23/12
thank you brother
Gay disgusting area
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
razzle silver locus cuck
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
Coral useless school double fault
  05/23/12
ty
bateful selfie stage
  05/23/12
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Godawful adulterous den
  07/15/12
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excitant disrespectful personal credit line corner
  10/14/12
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contagious olive weed whacker
  06/24/17
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umber talented becky quadroon
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
bateful selfie stage
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
Transparent thriller bawdyhouse headpube
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
sapphire stage
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
aphrodisiac market place of business
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
aphrodisiac market place of business
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
Coral useless school double fault
  05/23/12
srsly?
Lake Supple Box Office
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
violent puce hospital
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
Coral useless school double fault
  05/23/12
link?
Lake Supple Box Office
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
Lake Supple Box Office
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
salmon church building
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
Charismatic abnormal school cafeteria
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
Comical reading party water buffalo
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
brindle deep office
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
rose passionate hell
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
Comical reading party water buffalo
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
Sepia Arousing Senate
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
Comical reading party water buffalo
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
lime soul-stirring home
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
hairless curious stag film
  07/06/12
cr
Blathering motley parlor
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
lime soul-stirring home
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
hairless curious stag film
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
Blathering motley parlor
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
black exhilarant alpha multi-billionaire
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
frum hominid
  07/06/12
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Comical reading party water buffalo
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
Unhinged hilarious round eye
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
Flesh Boyish Macaca Church
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
At-the-ready diverse indian lodge associate
  07/15/12
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Comical reading party water buffalo
  07/15/12
bullshit
Coral useless school double fault
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
salmon church building
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
Razzle-dazzle step-uncle's house
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
Comical reading party water buffalo
  09/15/12
lol
Anal brass doctorate
  09/15/12
you have a problem
spectacular metal jap organic girlfriend
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
Comical reading party water buffalo
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
Translucent ratface whorehouse
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
Lake Supple Box Office
  10/04/12
tcr
self-centered sanctuary
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
appetizing sooty scourge upon the earth
  09/16/12
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self-centered sanctuary
  10/04/12
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Comical reading party water buffalo
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
Heady drab theater knife
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
Comical reading party water buffalo
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
Heady drab theater knife
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
bateful selfie stage
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
Comical reading party water buffalo
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
Primrose Swashbuckling Regret Fat Ankles
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
Heady drab theater knife
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
Translucent ratface whorehouse
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
Heady drab theater knife
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
Azure frisky immigrant
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
vigorous cruise ship crotch
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
autistic party of the first part candlestick maker
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
laughsome friendly grandma
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
Charismatic abnormal school cafeteria
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
purple lascivious preventive strike
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
lime soul-stirring home
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
lime soul-stirring home
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
Charismatic abnormal school cafeteria
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
autistic party of the first part candlestick maker
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
Comical reading party water buffalo
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
Comical reading party water buffalo
  03/28/14
lol idiot
Cruel-hearted rehab
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
Heady drab theater knife
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
Comical reading party water buffalo
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
Carmine sound barrier
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
Lilac crackhouse shitlib
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
180 nursing home
  03/30/14
how did it go?
Adventurous light range sandwich
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
Vibrant useless brakes
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
Comical reading party water buffalo
  06/24/17
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pale hall lettuce
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
Rusted abode dog poop
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
180 nursing home
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
Comical reading party water buffalo
  06/24/17
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Rusted abode dog poop
  06/24/17
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Big-titted state
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
Slap-happy Institution Keepsake Machete
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
Rusted abode dog poop
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
Comical reading party water buffalo
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
Carmine sound barrier
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
Slap-happy Institution Keepsake Machete
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
Transparent thriller bawdyhouse headpube
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Comical reading party water buffalo



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: excitant disrespectful personal credit line corner

why dont u start a new life in mexico

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: Lake Supple Box Office

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: Big University

new mexico then?

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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: bateful selfie stage

ty

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Crimson Mind-boggling Partner Tanning Salon

I don't believe you

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Comical reading party water buffalo

i wish i didn't believe me

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Crimson Mind-boggling Partner Tanning Salon

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: Comical reading party water buffalo



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Crimson Mind-boggling Partner Tanning Salon

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Comical reading party water buffalo

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Crimson Mind-boggling Partner Tanning Salon

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: Avocado persian

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Comical reading party water buffalo



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: Cyan alcoholic halford kitty

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: garnet cuckoldry kitchen

what stakes? live? online?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Comical reading party water buffalo

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: garnet cuckoldry kitchen

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: Comical reading party water buffalo

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: Carmine sound barrier

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Comical reading party water buffalo

poker is my leak

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: razzmatazz ladyboy property

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: lime soul-stirring home

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: trip chapel gaming laptop

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Ruby mad-dog skullcap

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Carmine sound barrier

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Crimson Mind-boggling Partner Tanning Salon

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Comical reading party water buffalo



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: trip chapel gaming laptop

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: bright center

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: cerise nighttime genital piercing juggernaut

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Lake Supple Box Office

do you still play?

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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Claret menage

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Stimulating Fantasy-prone Principal's Office Main People

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: rose passionate hell

hu4rollz?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: Concupiscible resort

180

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: violent puce hospital

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: razzle silver locus cuck

(is Michael Clayton)

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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Gay disgusting area

thank you brother

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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: razzle silver locus cuck

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: Coral useless school double fault

how much did you win?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: bateful selfie stage

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: Godawful adulterous den



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: excitant disrespectful personal credit line corner



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: contagious olive weed whacker



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: umber talented becky quadroon



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: bateful selfie stage

got any gambling tips?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: Transparent thriller bawdyhouse headpube

So... Where do you play?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: sapphire stage

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: aphrodisiac market place of business

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: aphrodisiac market place of business

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Coral useless school double fault

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Lake Supple Box Office

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: violent puce hospital

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: Coral useless school double fault

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: Lake Supple Box Office

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: Lake Supple Box Office

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: salmon church building

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: Charismatic abnormal school cafeteria

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: Comical reading party water buffalo

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: brindle deep office

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: rose passionate hell

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: Comical reading party water buffalo

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Sepia Arousing Senate

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: Comical reading party water buffalo

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: lime soul-stirring home

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: hairless curious stag film

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: Blathering motley parlor

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: lime soul-stirring home

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: hairless curious stag film

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Blathering motley parlor

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: black exhilarant alpha multi-billionaire

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: frum hominid

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: Comical reading party water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Unhinged hilarious round eye

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: Flesh Boyish Macaca Church

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: At-the-ready diverse indian lodge associate

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: Comical reading party water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: Coral useless school double fault

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: salmon church building

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle step-uncle's house

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: Comical reading party water buffalo

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: Anal brass doctorate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: spectacular metal jap organic girlfriend

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: Comical reading party water buffalo

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Translucent ratface whorehouse

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Lake Supple Box Office

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: self-centered sanctuary

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: appetizing sooty scourge upon the earth

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: self-centered sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: Comical reading party water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: Heady drab theater knife

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: Comical reading party water buffalo

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: Heady drab theater knife

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: bateful selfie stage

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Comical reading party water buffalo

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: Primrose Swashbuckling Regret Fat Ankles

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: Heady drab theater knife

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: Translucent ratface whorehouse

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: Heady drab theater knife

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: Azure frisky immigrant

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: vigorous cruise ship crotch

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: autistic party of the first part candlestick maker

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: laughsome friendly grandma

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Charismatic abnormal school cafeteria

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: purple lascivious preventive strike

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: lime soul-stirring home

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: lime soul-stirring home

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Charismatic abnormal school cafeteria

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: autistic party of the first part candlestick maker

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Comical reading party water buffalo

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: Comical reading party water buffalo

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted rehab

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: Heady drab theater knife

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Comical reading party water buffalo

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: Carmine sound barrier

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Lilac crackhouse shitlib

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: 180 nursing home

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Adventurous light range sandwich

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Vibrant useless brakes

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Comical reading party water buffalo

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: pale hall lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Rusted abode dog poop

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: 180 nursing home

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Comical reading party water buffalo

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Rusted abode dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Big-titted state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Slap-happy Institution Keepsake Machete

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Rusted abode dog poop

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: Comical reading party water buffalo

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Carmine sound barrier

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: Slap-happy Institution Keepsake Machete

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Transparent thriller bawdyhouse headpube

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)