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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
vibrant parlor chad
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
razzle-dazzle know-it-all point macaca
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
Plum Garrison Knife
  07/07/12
ty
Learning disabled translucent circlehead prole
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
lime sound barrier
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
lime sound barrier
  05/23/12
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Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
lime sound barrier
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
lime sound barrier
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
sexy alpha orchestra pit
  05/23/12
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Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman
  05/23/12
flame
Buff Abnormal Indirect Expression
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
Ungodly azure legal warrant
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
Ungodly azure legal warrant
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
Dashing buck-toothed ceo pisswyrm
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
Talking twinkling uncleanness background story
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
drunken floppy public bath wrinkle
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
Racy pungent doctorate hospital
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
Trip silver site electric furnace
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
Dashing buck-toothed ceo pisswyrm
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
lime sound barrier
  05/23/12
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Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
Racy pungent doctorate hospital
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
aphrodisiac embarrassed to the bone dilemma therapy
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
Coiffed fuchsia laser beams milk
  05/23/12
do you still play?
razzle-dazzle know-it-all point macaca
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
Confused 180 Police Squad
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
Bespoke canary turdskin volcanic crater
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
primrose swashbuckling office jewess
  05/23/12
180
soul-stirring cream windowlicker
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
Frum Vivacious Brethren Place Of Business
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
multi-colored codepig
  05/23/12
thank you brother
smoky frozen shitlib
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
multi-colored codepig
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
exhilarant violent lettuce
  05/23/12
ty
Learning disabled translucent circlehead prole
  05/23/12
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yapping laughsome boltzmann
  07/15/12
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vibrant parlor chad
  10/14/12
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magical cordovan area
  06/24/17
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topaz forum nibblets
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
Learning disabled translucent circlehead prole
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
Duck-like Home
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
Bonkers marvelous kitchen round eye
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
obsidian organic girlfriend national
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
obsidian organic girlfriend national
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
exhilarant violent lettuce
  05/23/12
srsly?
razzle-dazzle know-it-all point macaca
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
Frum Vivacious Brethren Place Of Business
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
exhilarant violent lettuce
  05/23/12
link?
razzle-dazzle know-it-all point macaca
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
razzle-dazzle know-it-all point macaca
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
flushed balding hell
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
Adventurous Roast Beef
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
concupiscible stead
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
primrose swashbuckling office jewess
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
turquoise depressive base
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
drunken floppy public bath wrinkle
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
Vermilion well-lubricated mood
  07/06/12
cr
Zombie-like Space Kitty
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
drunken floppy public bath wrinkle
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
Vermilion well-lubricated mood
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
Zombie-like Space Kitty
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
Saffron Selfie Nursing Home
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
Misunderstood startled ape
  07/06/12
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Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
razzle flesh crackhouse goal in life
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
Curious Up-to-no-good Chapel Dopamine
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
Slate Deranged Coldplay Fan
  07/15/12
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Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman
  07/15/12
bullshit
exhilarant violent lettuce
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
flushed balding hell
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
thirsty fragrant french chef
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman
  09/15/12
lol
Wonderful sickened incel reading party
  09/15/12
you have a problem
light jew senate
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
Sapphire exciting cruise ship
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
razzle-dazzle know-it-all point macaca
  10/04/12
tcr
beta doobsian institution masturbator
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
Ivory cuckold indian lodge
  09/16/12
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beta doobsian institution masturbator
  10/04/12
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Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
Chestnut crusty queen of the night pocket flask
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
Chestnut crusty queen of the night pocket flask
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
Learning disabled translucent circlehead prole
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
Snowy School Cafeteria
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
Chestnut crusty queen of the night pocket flask
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
Sapphire exciting cruise ship
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
Chestnut crusty queen of the night pocket flask
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
Offensive Amber University
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
internet-worthy preventive strike
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
Blathering Resort
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
hairraiser godawful location useless brakes
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
Adventurous Roast Beef
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
bronze tantric box office
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
drunken floppy public bath wrinkle
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
drunken floppy public bath wrinkle
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
Adventurous Roast Beef
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
Blathering Resort
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman
  03/28/14
lol idiot
out-of-control stage half-breed
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
Chestnut crusty queen of the night pocket flask
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
Dashing buck-toothed ceo pisswyrm
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
Avocado Vigorous Hairy Legs Address
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
Motley cobalt feces
  03/30/14
how did it go?
charcoal cerebral rigpig lay
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
Crawly Filthpig
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman
  06/24/17
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narrow-minded maroon multi-billionaire
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
lake idiot
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
Motley cobalt feces
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman
  06/24/17
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lake idiot
  06/24/17
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Carmine antidepressant drug
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
Galvanic potus market
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
lake idiot
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
Dashing buck-toothed ceo pisswyrm
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
Galvanic potus market
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
Duck-like Home
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: vibrant parlor chad

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle know-it-all point macaca

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: Plum Garrison Knife

new mexico then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036745)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Learning disabled translucent circlehead prole

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784047)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: lime sound barrier

I don't believe you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748572)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman

i wish i didn't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748583)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: lime sound barrier

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748604)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: lime sound barrier

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: lime sound barrier

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: sexy alpha orchestra pit

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: Buff Abnormal Indirect Expression

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Ungodly azure legal warrant

what stakes? live? online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748584)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Ungodly azure legal warrant

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: Dashing buck-toothed ceo pisswyrm

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Talking twinkling uncleanness background story

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: drunken floppy public bath wrinkle

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: Racy pungent doctorate hospital

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Trip silver site electric furnace

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Dashing buck-toothed ceo pisswyrm

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: lime sound barrier

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: Racy pungent doctorate hospital

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: aphrodisiac embarrassed to the bone dilemma therapy

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: Coiffed fuchsia laser beams milk

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle know-it-all point macaca

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Confused 180 Police Squad

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Bespoke canary turdskin volcanic crater

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: primrose swashbuckling office jewess

hu4rollz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748861)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: soul-stirring cream windowlicker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750204)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: Frum Vivacious Brethren Place Of Business

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: multi-colored codepig

(is Michael Clayton)

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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: smoky frozen shitlib

thank you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280937)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: multi-colored codepig

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: exhilarant violent lettuce

how much did you win?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751187)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Learning disabled translucent circlehead prole

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: yapping laughsome boltzmann



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: vibrant parlor chad



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: magical cordovan area



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: topaz forum nibblets



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Learning disabled translucent circlehead prole

got any gambling tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: Duck-like Home

So... Where do you play?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Bonkers marvelous kitchen round eye

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: obsidian organic girlfriend national

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: obsidian organic girlfriend national

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: exhilarant violent lettuce

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle know-it-all point macaca

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Frum Vivacious Brethren Place Of Business

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: exhilarant violent lettuce

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle know-it-all point macaca

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle know-it-all point macaca

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: flushed balding hell

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: Adventurous Roast Beef

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: concupiscible stead

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: primrose swashbuckling office jewess

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: turquoise depressive base

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: drunken floppy public bath wrinkle

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: Vermilion well-lubricated mood

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: Zombie-like Space Kitty

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: drunken floppy public bath wrinkle

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: Vermilion well-lubricated mood

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Zombie-like Space Kitty

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: Saffron Selfie Nursing Home

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Misunderstood startled ape

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: razzle flesh crackhouse goal in life

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: Curious Up-to-no-good Chapel Dopamine

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: Slate Deranged Coldplay Fan

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: exhilarant violent lettuce

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: flushed balding hell

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: thirsty fragrant french chef

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: Wonderful sickened incel reading party

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: light jew senate

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Sapphire exciting cruise ship

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle know-it-all point macaca

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: beta doobsian institution masturbator

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Ivory cuckold indian lodge

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: beta doobsian institution masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: Chestnut crusty queen of the night pocket flask

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: Chestnut crusty queen of the night pocket flask

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: Learning disabled translucent circlehead prole

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: Snowy School Cafeteria

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: Chestnut crusty queen of the night pocket flask

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: Sapphire exciting cruise ship

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: Chestnut crusty queen of the night pocket flask

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: Offensive Amber University

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: internet-worthy preventive strike

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Blathering Resort

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: hairraiser godawful location useless brakes

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Adventurous Roast Beef

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: bronze tantric box office

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: drunken floppy public bath wrinkle

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: drunken floppy public bath wrinkle

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Adventurous Roast Beef

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Blathering Resort

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: out-of-control stage half-breed

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: Chestnut crusty queen of the night pocket flask

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: Dashing buck-toothed ceo pisswyrm

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Avocado Vigorous Hairy Legs Address

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Motley cobalt feces

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: charcoal cerebral rigpig lay

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Crawly Filthpig

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: narrow-minded maroon multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: lake idiot

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Motley cobalt feces

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: lake idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Carmine antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Galvanic potus market

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: lake idiot

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: Cracking Territorial Spot Skinny Woman

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Dashing buck-toothed ceo pisswyrm

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: Galvanic potus market

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Duck-like Home

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)