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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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slap-happy erotic skinny woman
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
Fighting Turdskin
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
walnut titillating chapel gunner
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
Hyperventilating Flirting Hominid Sneaky Criminal
  07/07/12
ty
Boyish associate
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
Honey-headed twisted abode scourge upon the earth
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
slap-happy erotic skinny woman
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
Honey-headed twisted abode scourge upon the earth
  05/23/12
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slap-happy erotic skinny woman
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
Honey-headed twisted abode scourge upon the earth
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
slap-happy erotic skinny woman
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
Honey-headed twisted abode scourge upon the earth
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
Ivory Cowardly Kitchen
  05/23/12
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slap-happy erotic skinny woman
  05/23/12
flame
Racy step-uncle's house
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
bright principal's office
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
slap-happy erotic skinny woman
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
bright principal's office
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
slap-happy erotic skinny woman
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
180 bronze athletic conference point
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
slap-happy erotic skinny woman
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
mind-boggling milky dingle berry stage
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
mustard old irish cottage dilemma
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
Bateful Sanctuary Crotch
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
Rusted Stage
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
180 bronze athletic conference point
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
Honey-headed twisted abode scourge upon the earth
  05/23/12
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slap-happy erotic skinny woman
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
Bateful Sanctuary Crotch
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
orchid mildly autistic set hissy fit
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
indecent aromatic property personal credit line
  05/23/12
do you still play?
walnut titillating chapel gunner
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
Zippy travel guidebook rehab
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
fluffy submissive boistinker
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
Galvanic arrogant gay wizard
  05/23/12
180
Mauve Incel Dragon
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
very tactful plum jew background story
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
Violet Pontificating Field Telephone
  05/23/12
thank you brother
Cerebral umber space pisswyrm
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
Violet Pontificating Field Telephone
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
Floppy Keepsake Machete
  05/23/12
ty
Boyish associate
  05/23/12
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  07/15/12
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Fighting Turdskin
  10/14/12
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fiercely-loyal pit
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
Boyish associate
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
Fragrant scarlet stag film
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
bisexual main people
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
Bonkers Thriller Voyeur Location
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
Bonkers Thriller Voyeur Location
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
Floppy Keepsake Machete
  05/23/12
srsly?
walnut titillating chapel gunner
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
very tactful plum jew background story
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
Floppy Keepsake Machete
  05/23/12
link?
walnut titillating chapel gunner
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
walnut titillating chapel gunner
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
slippery parlor
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
Cyan Embarrassed To The Bone Hospital Alpha
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
slap-happy erotic skinny woman
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
Laughsome maroon lodge goal in life
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
Galvanic arrogant gay wizard
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
slap-happy erotic skinny woman
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
Soul-stirring nofapping bbw resort
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
slap-happy erotic skinny woman
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
mustard old irish cottage dilemma
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
yellow hell
  07/06/12
cr
trip splenetic milk
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
mustard old irish cottage dilemma
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
yellow hell
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
trip splenetic milk
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
Hilarious Obsidian Den
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
Concupiscible Pervert
  07/06/12
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slap-happy erotic skinny woman
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
crusty school cafeteria
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
Chestnut generalized bond
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
yapping curious national
  07/15/12
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slap-happy erotic skinny woman
  07/15/12
bullshit
Floppy Keepsake Machete
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
slippery parlor
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
hideous garrison
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
slap-happy erotic skinny woman
  09/15/12
lol
Massive charismatic fat ankles
  09/15/12
you have a problem
Turquoise Range
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
slap-happy erotic skinny woman
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
talented cordovan fanboi
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
walnut titillating chapel gunner
  10/04/12
tcr
vigorous corner
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
onyx motley house toaster
  09/16/12
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vigorous corner
  10/04/12
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slap-happy erotic skinny woman
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
swashbuckling effete depressive
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
slap-happy erotic skinny woman
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
swashbuckling effete depressive
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
Boyish associate
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
slap-happy erotic skinny woman
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
supple grizzly brunch coldplay fan
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
swashbuckling effete depressive
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
talented cordovan fanboi
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
swashbuckling effete depressive
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
Rambunctious meetinghouse
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
shimmering exciting dysfunction
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
infuriating wrinkle
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
Comical locale half-breed
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
Cyan Embarrassed To The Bone Hospital Alpha
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
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  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
mustard old irish cottage dilemma
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
mustard old irish cottage dilemma
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
Cyan Embarrassed To The Bone Hospital Alpha
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
infuriating wrinkle
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
slap-happy erotic skinny woman
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
slap-happy erotic skinny woman
  03/28/14
lol idiot
Appetizing carmine cuckold electric furnace
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
swashbuckling effete depressive
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
slap-happy erotic skinny woman
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
180 bronze athletic conference point
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
Stimulating Gas Station Striped Hyena
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
Saffron Maniacal Area French Chef
  03/30/14
how did it go?
Spruce magical mexican useless brakes
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
khaki vivacious mental disorder rigpig
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
slap-happy erotic skinny woman
  06/24/17
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wonderful whorehouse
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
outnumbered laser beams university
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
Saffron Maniacal Area French Chef
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
slap-happy erotic skinny woman
  06/24/17
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Stirring parlour queen of the night
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
Hairraiser masturbator spot
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
outnumbered laser beams university
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
slap-happy erotic skinny woman
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
180 bronze athletic conference point
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
Hairraiser masturbator spot
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: slap-happy erotic skinny woman



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Fighting Turdskin

why dont u start a new life in mexico

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: walnut titillating chapel gunner

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Flirting Hominid Sneaky Criminal

new mexico then?

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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Boyish associate

ty

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Honey-headed twisted abode scourge upon the earth

I don't believe you

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: slap-happy erotic skinny woman

i wish i didn't believe me

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Honey-headed twisted abode scourge upon the earth

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: slap-happy erotic skinny woman



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Honey-headed twisted abode scourge upon the earth

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: slap-happy erotic skinny woman

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Honey-headed twisted abode scourge upon the earth

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: Ivory Cowardly Kitchen

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: slap-happy erotic skinny woman



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: Racy step-uncle's house

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: bright principal's office

what stakes? live? online?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: slap-happy erotic skinny woman

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: bright principal's office

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: slap-happy erotic skinny woman

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: 180 bronze athletic conference point

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: slap-happy erotic skinny woman

poker is my leak

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: mind-boggling milky dingle berry stage

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: mustard old irish cottage dilemma

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: Bateful Sanctuary Crotch

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Rusted Stage

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: 180 bronze athletic conference point

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Honey-headed twisted abode scourge upon the earth

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: slap-happy erotic skinny woman



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: Bateful Sanctuary Crotch

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: orchid mildly autistic set hissy fit

which casinos do you play at?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: indecent aromatic property personal credit line

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: walnut titillating chapel gunner

do you still play?

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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Zippy travel guidebook rehab

elaborate, please

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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: fluffy submissive boistinker

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: Galvanic arrogant gay wizard

hu4rollz?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: Mauve Incel Dragon

180

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: very tactful plum jew background story

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: Violet Pontificating Field Telephone

(is Michael Clayton)

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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Cerebral umber space pisswyrm

thank you brother

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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Violet Pontificating Field Telephone

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: Floppy Keepsake Machete

how much did you win?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Boyish associate

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: Passionate black kitty cat



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: Fighting Turdskin



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Boyish associate

got any gambling tips?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: Fragrant scarlet stag film

So... Where do you play?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: bisexual main people

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Bonkers Thriller Voyeur Location

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Bonkers Thriller Voyeur Location

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Floppy Keepsake Machete

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: walnut titillating chapel gunner

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: very tactful plum jew background story

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: Floppy Keepsake Machete

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: walnut titillating chapel gunner

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: walnut titillating chapel gunner

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: slippery parlor

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: Cyan Embarrassed To The Bone Hospital Alpha

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: slap-happy erotic skinny woman

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: Laughsome maroon lodge goal in life

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Galvanic arrogant gay wizard

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: slap-happy erotic skinny woman

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring nofapping bbw resort

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: slap-happy erotic skinny woman

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: mustard old irish cottage dilemma

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: yellow hell

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: trip splenetic milk

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: mustard old irish cottage dilemma

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: yellow hell

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: trip splenetic milk

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: Hilarious Obsidian Den

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Concupiscible Pervert

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: slap-happy erotic skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: crusty school cafeteria

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: Chestnut generalized bond

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: yapping curious national

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: slap-happy erotic skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: Floppy Keepsake Machete

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: slippery parlor

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: hideous garrison

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: slap-happy erotic skinny woman

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: Massive charismatic fat ankles

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: Turquoise Range

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: slap-happy erotic skinny woman

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: talented cordovan fanboi

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: walnut titillating chapel gunner

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: vigorous corner

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: onyx motley house toaster

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: vigorous corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: slap-happy erotic skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: swashbuckling effete depressive

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: slap-happy erotic skinny woman

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: swashbuckling effete depressive

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: Boyish associate

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: slap-happy erotic skinny woman

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: supple grizzly brunch coldplay fan

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: swashbuckling effete depressive

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: talented cordovan fanboi

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: swashbuckling effete depressive

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: Rambunctious meetinghouse

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: shimmering exciting dysfunction

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: infuriating wrinkle

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Comical locale half-breed

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Cyan Embarrassed To The Bone Hospital Alpha

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Topaz Aphrodisiac Market Genital Piercing

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: mustard old irish cottage dilemma

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: mustard old irish cottage dilemma

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Cyan Embarrassed To The Bone Hospital Alpha

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: infuriating wrinkle

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: slap-happy erotic skinny woman

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: slap-happy erotic skinny woman

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: Appetizing carmine cuckold electric furnace

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: swashbuckling effete depressive

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: slap-happy erotic skinny woman

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: 180 bronze athletic conference point

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Stimulating Gas Station Striped Hyena

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Saffron Maniacal Area French Chef

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Spruce magical mexican useless brakes

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: khaki vivacious mental disorder rigpig

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: slap-happy erotic skinny woman

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: wonderful whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: outnumbered laser beams university

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Saffron Maniacal Area French Chef

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: slap-happy erotic skinny woman

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: outnumbered laser beams university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Stirring parlour queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser masturbator spot

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: outnumbered laser beams university

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: slap-happy erotic skinny woman

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: 180 bronze athletic conference point

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: Hairraiser masturbator spot

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Fragrant scarlet stag film

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)