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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
Honey-headed zombie-like state mediation
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
chest-beating rigor
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
ruddy pocket flask lodge
  07/07/12
ty
Flesh senate turdskin
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
Grizzly fluffy kitchen
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
Grizzly fluffy kitchen
  05/23/12
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Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
Grizzly fluffy kitchen
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
Grizzly fluffy kitchen
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
swashbuckling native selfie
  05/23/12
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Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner
  05/23/12
flame
Disgusting persian
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
Hot Bisexual Piazza Corn Cake
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
Hot Bisexual Piazza Corn Cake
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
dark round eye
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
Mint haunted graveyard half-breed
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
Shimmering skinny woman reading party
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
appetizing garnet messiness
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
opaque apoplectic theater stage
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
dark round eye
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
Grizzly fluffy kitchen
  05/23/12
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Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
appetizing garnet messiness
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
adulterous lettuce faggot firefighter
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
razzle theater black woman
  05/23/12
do you still play?
chest-beating rigor
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
White galvanic queen of the night community account
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
Vibrant Sneaky Criminal
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
Dull legal warrant
  05/23/12
180
Poppy Striped Hyena
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
Mentally impaired school ratface
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
spruce blathering school cafeteria philosopher-king
  05/23/12
thank you brother
olive rambunctious casino
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
spruce blathering school cafeteria philosopher-king
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
Irradiated Library
  05/23/12
ty
Flesh senate turdskin
  05/23/12
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Vermilion diverse address sandwich
  07/15/12
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Honey-headed zombie-like state mediation
  10/14/12
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Ungodly knife
  06/24/17
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Vigorous chartreuse crotch
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
Flesh senate turdskin
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
Wonderful violent milk cumskin
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
smoky marvelous laser beams doctorate
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
Cracking House Circlehead
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
Cracking House Circlehead
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
Irradiated Library
  05/23/12
srsly?
chest-beating rigor
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
Mentally impaired school ratface
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
Irradiated Library
  05/23/12
link?
chest-beating rigor
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
chest-beating rigor
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
underhanded goyim digit ratio
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
wild pearl nursing home
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
charismatic onyx forum
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
Dull legal warrant
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
twinkling drunken jewess stag film
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
Shimmering skinny woman reading party
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
Adventurous Plaza
  07/06/12
cr
angry bipolar university codepig
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
Shimmering skinny woman reading party
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
Adventurous Plaza
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
angry bipolar university codepig
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
up-to-no-good fanboi institution
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
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  07/06/12
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Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
Thriller spot
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
Bonkers pit
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
milky medicated church love of her life
  07/15/12
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Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner
  07/15/12
bullshit
Irradiated Library
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
underhanded goyim digit ratio
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
insanely creepy topaz nibblets legend
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner
  09/15/12
lol
shaky public bath
  09/15/12
you have a problem
henna vivacious ticket booth
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
Fantasy-prone internet-worthy range gaming laptop
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
chest-beating rigor
  10/04/12
tcr
Mustard impertinent box office
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
lilac titillating church building ape
  09/16/12
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Mustard impertinent box office
  10/04/12
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Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
Unholy unhinged wrinkle
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
Unholy unhinged wrinkle
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
Flesh senate turdskin
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
Ebony aromatic coldplay fan
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
Unholy unhinged wrinkle
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
Fantasy-prone internet-worthy range gaming laptop
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
Unholy unhinged wrinkle
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
Lascivious Puce Principal's Office Kitty Cat
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
stirring harsh newt double fault
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
odious abode
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
bright tantric chapel gunner
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
wild pearl nursing home
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
spectacular coiffed set
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
Shimmering skinny woman reading party
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
Shimmering skinny woman reading party
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
wild pearl nursing home
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
odious abode
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner
  03/28/14
lol idiot
Passionate fishy hairy legs electric furnace
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
Unholy unhinged wrinkle
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
dark round eye
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
Silver cuck
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
Sepia Big Regret Headpube
  03/30/14
how did it go?
Peach Seedy Trailer Park Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
crimson office background story
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner
  06/24/17
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bronze elite nowag
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
Primrose Parlour Pervert
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
Sepia Big Regret Headpube
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner
  06/24/17
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Primrose Parlour Pervert
  06/24/17
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Plum Slippery Gas Station
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
Sable self-centered coffee pot
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
Primrose Parlour Pervert
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
dark round eye
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
Sable self-centered coffee pot
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
Wonderful violent milk cumskin
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Honey-headed zombie-like state mediation

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: chest-beating rigor

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: ruddy pocket flask lodge

new mexico then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036745)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Flesh senate turdskin

ty

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Grizzly fluffy kitchen

I don't believe you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748572)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner

i wish i didn't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748583)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Grizzly fluffy kitchen

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748604)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Grizzly fluffy kitchen

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Grizzly fluffy kitchen

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: swashbuckling native selfie

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: Disgusting persian

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Hot Bisexual Piazza Corn Cake

what stakes? live? online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748584)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Hot Bisexual Piazza Corn Cake

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: dark round eye

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Mint haunted graveyard half-breed

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: Shimmering skinny woman reading party

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: appetizing garnet messiness

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: opaque apoplectic theater stage

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: dark round eye

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Grizzly fluffy kitchen

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: appetizing garnet messiness

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: adulterous lettuce faggot firefighter

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: razzle theater black woman

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: chest-beating rigor

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: White galvanic queen of the night community account

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Vibrant Sneaky Criminal

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: Dull legal warrant

hu4rollz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748861)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: Poppy Striped Hyena

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750204)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: Mentally impaired school ratface

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: spruce blathering school cafeteria philosopher-king

(is Michael Clayton)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750968)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: olive rambunctious casino

thank you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280937)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: spruce blathering school cafeteria philosopher-king

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: Irradiated Library

how much did you win?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751187)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Flesh senate turdskin

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: Vermilion diverse address sandwich



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: Honey-headed zombie-like state mediation



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: Ungodly knife



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Vigorous chartreuse crotch



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Flesh senate turdskin

got any gambling tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: Wonderful violent milk cumskin

So... Where do you play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751225)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: smoky marvelous laser beams doctorate

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Cracking House Circlehead

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Cracking House Circlehead

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Irradiated Library

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: chest-beating rigor

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Mentally impaired school ratface

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: Irradiated Library

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: chest-beating rigor

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: chest-beating rigor

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: underhanded goyim digit ratio

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: wild pearl nursing home

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: charismatic onyx forum

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Dull legal warrant

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: twinkling drunken jewess stag film

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: Shimmering skinny woman reading party

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: Adventurous Plaza

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: angry bipolar university codepig

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: Shimmering skinny woman reading party

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: Adventurous Plaza

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: angry bipolar university codepig

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: up-to-no-good fanboi institution

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: aqua bat shit crazy genital piercing

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Thriller spot

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: Bonkers pit

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: milky medicated church love of her life

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: Irradiated Library

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: underhanded goyim digit ratio

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: insanely creepy topaz nibblets legend

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: shaky public bath

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: henna vivacious ticket booth

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone internet-worthy range gaming laptop

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: chest-beating rigor

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: Mustard impertinent box office

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: lilac titillating church building ape

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Mustard impertinent box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: Unholy unhinged wrinkle

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: Unholy unhinged wrinkle

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: Flesh senate turdskin

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: Ebony aromatic coldplay fan

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: Unholy unhinged wrinkle

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone internet-worthy range gaming laptop

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: Unholy unhinged wrinkle

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: Lascivious Puce Principal's Office Kitty Cat

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: stirring harsh newt double fault

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: odious abode

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: bright tantric chapel gunner

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: wild pearl nursing home

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: spectacular coiffed set

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Shimmering skinny woman reading party

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: Shimmering skinny woman reading party

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: wild pearl nursing home

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: odious abode

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: Passionate fishy hairy legs electric furnace

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: Unholy unhinged wrinkle

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: dark round eye

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Silver cuck

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Sepia Big Regret Headpube

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Peach Seedy Trailer Park Twinkling Uncleanness

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: crimson office background story

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: bronze elite nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Primrose Parlour Pervert

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Sepia Big Regret Headpube

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Primrose Parlour Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Plum Slippery Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Sable self-centered coffee pot

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Primrose Parlour Pervert

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: Chocolate maniacal people who are hurt corner

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: dark round eye

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: Sable self-centered coffee pot

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Wonderful violent milk cumskin

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)