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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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bright fluffy trailer park
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
aromatic mahogany crackhouse newt
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
claret exciting garrison
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
Rebellious faggot firefighter den
  07/07/12
ty
Flesh Prole
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
massive dashing old irish cottage
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
bright fluffy trailer park
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
massive dashing old irish cottage
  05/23/12
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bright fluffy trailer park
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
massive dashing old irish cottage
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
bright fluffy trailer park
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
massive dashing old irish cottage
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
Outnumbered citrine mental disorder travel guidebook
  05/23/12
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bright fluffy trailer park
  05/23/12
flame
talented office volcanic crater
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
federal sooty voyeur brethren
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
bright fluffy trailer park
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
federal sooty voyeur brethren
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
bright fluffy trailer park
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
Contagious Abusive Faggotry
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
bright fluffy trailer park
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
bateful mewling nowag
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
hyperventilating lilac menage
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
exhilarant half-breed pistol
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
iridescent sound barrier
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
Contagious Abusive Faggotry
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
massive dashing old irish cottage
  05/23/12
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bright fluffy trailer park
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
exhilarant half-breed pistol
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
emerald flatulent piazza preventive strike
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
magical plaza
  05/23/12
do you still play?
claret exciting garrison
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
adventurous goal in life
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
Fishy property
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
Judgmental Cuckold
  05/23/12
180
Vibrant lodge
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
vivacious whorehouse
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
passionate community account
  05/23/12
thank you brother
Blue lascivious chapel
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
passionate community account
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
Translucent juggernaut
  05/23/12
ty
Flesh Prole
  05/23/12
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primrose mood
  07/15/12
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aromatic mahogany crackhouse newt
  10/14/12
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crawly base
  06/24/17
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tripping rusted genital piercing
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
Flesh Prole
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
rose misanthropic yarmulke brunch
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
abnormal address bbw
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
racy ceo windowlicker
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
racy ceo windowlicker
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
Translucent juggernaut
  05/23/12
srsly?
claret exciting garrison
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
vivacious whorehouse
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
Translucent juggernaut
  05/23/12
link?
claret exciting garrison
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
claret exciting garrison
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
Stirring Azure School
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
fantasy-prone bossy nibblets stage
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
bright fluffy trailer park
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
hateful cuckoldry step-uncle's house
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
Judgmental Cuckold
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
bright fluffy trailer park
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
Arousing skinny woman rigpig
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
bright fluffy trailer park
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
hyperventilating lilac menage
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
cordovan excitant dilemma ape
  07/06/12
cr
Mauve bat shit crazy locus
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
hyperventilating lilac menage
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
cordovan excitant dilemma ape
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
Mauve bat shit crazy locus
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
brass regret
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
drunken state trump supporter
  07/06/12
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bright fluffy trailer park
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
slimy parlor reading party
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
clear fragrant university goyim
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
Orange 180 Patrolman Black Woman
  07/15/12
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bright fluffy trailer park
  07/15/12
bullshit
Translucent juggernaut
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
Stirring Azure School
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
galvanic tantric mediation internal respiration
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
bright fluffy trailer park
  09/15/12
lol
Insecure home circlehead
  09/15/12
you have a problem
violent spot athletic conference
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
bright fluffy trailer park
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
Impressive Deranged Sex Offender Messiness
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
claret exciting garrison
  10/04/12
tcr
comical rigor
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
Offensive sanctuary crotch
  09/16/12
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comical rigor
  10/04/12
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bright fluffy trailer park
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
High-end mint coffee pot
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
bright fluffy trailer park
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
High-end mint coffee pot
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
Flesh Prole
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
bright fluffy trailer park
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
Odious double fault field
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
High-end mint coffee pot
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
Impressive Deranged Sex Offender Messiness
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
High-end mint coffee pot
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
Kink-friendly Range Haunted Graveyard
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
Effete snowy gas station
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
up-to-no-good trip liquid oxygen
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
internet-worthy hall
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
fantasy-prone bossy nibblets stage
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
Razzle Seedy Lettuce Feces
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
hyperventilating lilac menage
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
hyperventilating lilac menage
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
fantasy-prone bossy nibblets stage
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
up-to-no-good trip liquid oxygen
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
bright fluffy trailer park
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
bright fluffy trailer park
  03/28/14
lol idiot
copper wild hospital mad cow disease
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
High-end mint coffee pot
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
bright fluffy trailer park
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
Contagious Abusive Faggotry
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
milky stimulating bawdyhouse keepsake machete
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
maize school cafeteria
  03/30/14
how did it go?
avocado place of business masturbator
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
Nubile House
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
bright fluffy trailer park
  06/24/17
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Motley Awkward Becky
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
Appetizing hunting ground
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
maize school cafeteria
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
bright fluffy trailer park
  06/24/17
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Appetizing hunting ground
  06/24/17
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multi-colored people who are hurt
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
Doobsian canary immigrant
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
Appetizing hunting ground
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
bright fluffy trailer park
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
Contagious Abusive Faggotry
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
Doobsian canary immigrant
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
rose misanthropic yarmulke brunch
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: bright fluffy trailer park



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: aromatic mahogany crackhouse newt

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: claret exciting garrison

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: Rebellious faggot firefighter den

new mexico then?

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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Flesh Prole

ty

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: massive dashing old irish cottage

I don't believe you

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: bright fluffy trailer park

i wish i didn't believe me

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: massive dashing old irish cottage

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: bright fluffy trailer park



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: massive dashing old irish cottage

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: bright fluffy trailer park

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: massive dashing old irish cottage

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: Outnumbered citrine mental disorder travel guidebook

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: bright fluffy trailer park



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: talented office volcanic crater

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: federal sooty voyeur brethren

what stakes? live? online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748584)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: bright fluffy trailer park

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: federal sooty voyeur brethren

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: bright fluffy trailer park

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: Contagious Abusive Faggotry

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: bright fluffy trailer park

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: bateful mewling nowag

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: hyperventilating lilac menage

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: exhilarant half-breed pistol

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: iridescent sound barrier

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Contagious Abusive Faggotry

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: massive dashing old irish cottage

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: bright fluffy trailer park



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: exhilarant half-breed pistol

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: emerald flatulent piazza preventive strike

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: magical plaza

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: claret exciting garrison

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: adventurous goal in life

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Fishy property

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: Judgmental Cuckold

hu4rollz?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: Vibrant lodge

180

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: vivacious whorehouse

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: passionate community account

(is Michael Clayton)

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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Blue lascivious chapel

thank you brother

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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: passionate community account

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: Translucent juggernaut

how much did you win?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Flesh Prole

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: primrose mood



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: aromatic mahogany crackhouse newt



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: crawly base



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: tripping rusted genital piercing



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Flesh Prole

got any gambling tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: rose misanthropic yarmulke brunch

So... Where do you play?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: abnormal address bbw

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: racy ceo windowlicker

20/40 is limit

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: racy ceo windowlicker

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Translucent juggernaut

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: claret exciting garrison

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: vivacious whorehouse

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: Translucent juggernaut

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: claret exciting garrison

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: claret exciting garrison

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: Stirring Azure School

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: fantasy-prone bossy nibblets stage

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: bright fluffy trailer park

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: hateful cuckoldry step-uncle's house

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Judgmental Cuckold

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: bright fluffy trailer park

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Arousing skinny woman rigpig

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: bright fluffy trailer park

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: hyperventilating lilac menage

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: cordovan excitant dilemma ape

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: Mauve bat shit crazy locus

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: hyperventilating lilac menage

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: cordovan excitant dilemma ape

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Mauve bat shit crazy locus

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: brass regret

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: drunken state trump supporter

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: bright fluffy trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: slimy parlor reading party

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: clear fragrant university goyim

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: Orange 180 Patrolman Black Woman

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: bright fluffy trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: Translucent juggernaut

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: Stirring Azure School

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: galvanic tantric mediation internal respiration

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: bright fluffy trailer park

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: Insecure home circlehead

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: violent spot athletic conference

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: bright fluffy trailer park

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Impressive Deranged Sex Offender Messiness

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: claret exciting garrison

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: comical rigor

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Offensive sanctuary crotch

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: comical rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: bright fluffy trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: High-end mint coffee pot

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: bright fluffy trailer park

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: High-end mint coffee pot

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: Flesh Prole

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: bright fluffy trailer park

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: Odious double fault field

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: High-end mint coffee pot

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: Impressive Deranged Sex Offender Messiness

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: High-end mint coffee pot

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Range Haunted Graveyard

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Effete snowy gas station

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: up-to-no-good trip liquid oxygen

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: internet-worthy hall

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: fantasy-prone bossy nibblets stage

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Razzle Seedy Lettuce Feces

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: hyperventilating lilac menage

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: hyperventilating lilac menage

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: fantasy-prone bossy nibblets stage

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: up-to-no-good trip liquid oxygen

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: bright fluffy trailer park

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: bright fluffy trailer park

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: copper wild hospital mad cow disease

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: High-end mint coffee pot

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: bright fluffy trailer park

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: Contagious Abusive Faggotry

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: milky stimulating bawdyhouse keepsake machete

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: maize school cafeteria

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: avocado place of business masturbator

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Nubile House

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: bright fluffy trailer park

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Motley Awkward Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Appetizing hunting ground

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: maize school cafeteria

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: bright fluffy trailer park

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Appetizing hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: multi-colored people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Doobsian canary immigrant

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Appetizing hunting ground

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: bright fluffy trailer park

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Contagious Abusive Faggotry

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: Doobsian canary immigrant

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: rose misanthropic yarmulke brunch

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)