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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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territorial rough-skinned party of the first part
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
Comical pearly area
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
glittery parlour
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
Infuriating Digit Ratio Karate
  07/07/12
ty
bat shit crazy abode
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
razzmatazz flushed ticket booth telephone
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
territorial rough-skinned party of the first part
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
razzmatazz flushed ticket booth telephone
  05/23/12
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territorial rough-skinned party of the first part
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
razzmatazz flushed ticket booth telephone
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
territorial rough-skinned party of the first part
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
razzmatazz flushed ticket booth telephone
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
self-absorbed temple
  05/23/12
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territorial rough-skinned party of the first part
  05/23/12
flame
burgundy cheese-eating step-uncle's house
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
Adventurous underhanded genital piercing
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
territorial rough-skinned party of the first part
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
Adventurous underhanded genital piercing
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
territorial rough-skinned party of the first part
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
maroon stag film
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
territorial rough-skinned party of the first part
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
Vengeful razzle-dazzle headpube newt
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
Jet unhinged degenerate hunting ground
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
Mentally impaired curious field
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
concupiscible sweet tailpipe
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
maroon stag film
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
razzmatazz flushed ticket booth telephone
  05/23/12
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territorial rough-skinned party of the first part
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
Mentally impaired curious field
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
Startling goyim locus
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
multi-colored henna church
  05/23/12
do you still play?
glittery parlour
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
grizzly factory reset button pocket flask
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
bronze masturbator
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
lime roast beef
  05/23/12
180
startled haunted graveyard corn cake
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
bright goal in life stage
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
costumed stirring french chef tanning salon
  05/23/12
thank you brother
big indirect expression
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
costumed stirring french chef tanning salon
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
cyan histrionic den queen of the night
  05/23/12
ty
bat shit crazy abode
  05/23/12
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citrine national
  07/15/12
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Comical pearly area
  10/14/12
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excitant wine selfie
  06/24/17
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contagious free-loading trailer park philosopher-king
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
bat shit crazy abode
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
glassy multi-billionaire persian
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
white crotch
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
stubborn lemon tank filthpig
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
stubborn lemon tank filthpig
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
cyan histrionic den queen of the night
  05/23/12
srsly?
glittery parlour
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
bright goal in life stage
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
cyan histrionic den queen of the night
  05/23/12
link?
glittery parlour
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
glittery parlour
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
cream nofapping location death wish
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
Supple brindle codepig
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
territorial rough-skinned party of the first part
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
Exhilarant obsidian dog poop
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
lime roast beef
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
territorial rough-skinned party of the first part
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
hairraiser corner gaping
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
territorial rough-skinned party of the first part
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
Jet unhinged degenerate hunting ground
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
Sick passionate patrolman
  07/06/12
cr
House-broken stain shrine
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
Jet unhinged degenerate hunting ground
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
Sick passionate patrolman
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
House-broken stain shrine
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
shaky native
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
confused aphrodisiac gaming laptop theatre
  07/06/12
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territorial rough-skinned party of the first part
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
hot bistre theater stage turdskin
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
bonkers menage
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
Slap-happy milky halford mother
  07/15/12
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territorial rough-skinned party of the first part
  07/15/12
bullshit
cyan histrionic den queen of the night
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
cream nofapping location death wish
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
Well-lubricated clear forum jewess
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
territorial rough-skinned party of the first part
  09/15/12
lol
violet wonderful international law enforcement agency
  09/15/12
you have a problem
snowy laser beams rehab
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
territorial rough-skinned party of the first part
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
Soul-stirring pungent public bath
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
glittery parlour
  10/04/12
tcr
alcoholic office internal respiration
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
umber motley cuckoldry
  09/16/12
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alcoholic office internal respiration
  10/04/12
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territorial rough-skinned party of the first part
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
Nubile bull headed principal's office kitty cat
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
territorial rough-skinned party of the first part
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
Nubile bull headed principal's office kitty cat
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
bat shit crazy abode
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
territorial rough-skinned party of the first part
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
Titillating senate
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
Nubile bull headed principal's office kitty cat
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
Soul-stirring pungent public bath
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
Nubile bull headed principal's office kitty cat
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
dun lascivious parlor private investor
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
Rambunctious Lilac Hospital Voyeur
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
Wild marvelous indian lodge
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
Dead irradiated business firm dingle berry
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
Supple brindle codepig
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
maize vigorous heaven
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
Jet unhinged degenerate hunting ground
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
Jet unhinged degenerate hunting ground
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
Supple brindle codepig
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
Wild marvelous indian lodge
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
territorial rough-skinned party of the first part
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
territorial rough-skinned party of the first part
  03/28/14
lol idiot
Dashing claret azn
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
Nubile bull headed principal's office kitty cat
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
territorial rough-skinned party of the first part
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
maroon stag film
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
Exciting library
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
Sable deranged resort
  03/30/14
how did it go?
Blue Fanboi Address
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
arousing pisswyrm
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
territorial rough-skinned party of the first part
  06/24/17
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Beady-eyed Gaped Brunch
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
cracking knife
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
Sable deranged resort
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
territorial rough-skinned party of the first part
  06/24/17
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cracking knife
  06/24/17
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fragrant prole
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
Drunken bisexual kitchen
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
cracking knife
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
territorial rough-skinned party of the first part
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
maroon stag film
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
Drunken bisexual kitchen
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
glassy multi-billionaire persian
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: territorial rough-skinned party of the first part



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Comical pearly area

why dont u start a new life in mexico

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: glittery parlour

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: Infuriating Digit Ratio Karate

new mexico then?

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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: bat shit crazy abode

ty

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: razzmatazz flushed ticket booth telephone

I don't believe you

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: territorial rough-skinned party of the first part

i wish i didn't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748583)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: razzmatazz flushed ticket booth telephone

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: territorial rough-skinned party of the first part



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: razzmatazz flushed ticket booth telephone

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: territorial rough-skinned party of the first part

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: razzmatazz flushed ticket booth telephone

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: self-absorbed temple

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: territorial rough-skinned party of the first part



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: burgundy cheese-eating step-uncle's house

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Adventurous underhanded genital piercing

what stakes? live? online?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: territorial rough-skinned party of the first part

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Adventurous underhanded genital piercing

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: territorial rough-skinned party of the first part

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: maroon stag film

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: territorial rough-skinned party of the first part

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Vengeful razzle-dazzle headpube newt

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: Jet unhinged degenerate hunting ground

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: Mentally impaired curious field

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: concupiscible sweet tailpipe

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: maroon stag film

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: razzmatazz flushed ticket booth telephone

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: territorial rough-skinned party of the first part



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: Mentally impaired curious field

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: Startling goyim locus

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: multi-colored henna church

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: glittery parlour

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: grizzly factory reset button pocket flask

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: bronze masturbator

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: lime roast beef

hu4rollz?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: startled haunted graveyard corn cake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750204)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: bright goal in life stage

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: costumed stirring french chef tanning salon

(is Michael Clayton)

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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: big indirect expression

thank you brother

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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: costumed stirring french chef tanning salon

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: cyan histrionic den queen of the night

how much did you win?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: bat shit crazy abode

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: citrine national



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: Comical pearly area



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: excitant wine selfie



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: contagious free-loading trailer park philosopher-king



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: bat shit crazy abode

got any gambling tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: glassy multi-billionaire persian

So... Where do you play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751225)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: white crotch

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: stubborn lemon tank filthpig

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: stubborn lemon tank filthpig

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: cyan histrionic den queen of the night

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: glittery parlour

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: bright goal in life stage

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: cyan histrionic den queen of the night

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: glittery parlour

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: glittery parlour

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: cream nofapping location death wish

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: Supple brindle codepig

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: territorial rough-skinned party of the first part

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant obsidian dog poop

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: lime roast beef

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: territorial rough-skinned party of the first part

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: hairraiser corner gaping

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: territorial rough-skinned party of the first part

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: Jet unhinged degenerate hunting ground

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: Sick passionate patrolman

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: House-broken stain shrine

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: Jet unhinged degenerate hunting ground

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: Sick passionate patrolman

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: House-broken stain shrine

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: shaky native

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: confused aphrodisiac gaming laptop theatre

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: territorial rough-skinned party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: hot bistre theater stage turdskin

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: bonkers menage

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: Slap-happy milky halford mother

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: territorial rough-skinned party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: cyan histrionic den queen of the night

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: cream nofapping location death wish

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: Well-lubricated clear forum jewess

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: territorial rough-skinned party of the first part

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: violet wonderful international law enforcement agency

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: snowy laser beams rehab

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: territorial rough-skinned party of the first part

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Soul-stirring pungent public bath

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: glittery parlour

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: alcoholic office internal respiration

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: umber motley cuckoldry

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: alcoholic office internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: territorial rough-skinned party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: Nubile bull headed principal's office kitty cat

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: territorial rough-skinned party of the first part

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: Nubile bull headed principal's office kitty cat

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: bat shit crazy abode

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: territorial rough-skinned party of the first part

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: Titillating senate

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: Nubile bull headed principal's office kitty cat

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: Soul-stirring pungent public bath

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: Nubile bull headed principal's office kitty cat

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: dun lascivious parlor private investor

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Rambunctious Lilac Hospital Voyeur

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Wild marvelous indian lodge

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Dead irradiated business firm dingle berry

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Supple brindle codepig

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: maize vigorous heaven

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Jet unhinged degenerate hunting ground

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: Jet unhinged degenerate hunting ground

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Supple brindle codepig

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Wild marvelous indian lodge

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: territorial rough-skinned party of the first part

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: territorial rough-skinned party of the first part

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: Dashing claret azn

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: Nubile bull headed principal's office kitty cat

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: territorial rough-skinned party of the first part

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: maroon stag film

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Exciting library

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Sable deranged resort

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Blue Fanboi Address

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: arousing pisswyrm

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: territorial rough-skinned party of the first part

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Gaped Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: cracking knife

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Sable deranged resort

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: territorial rough-skinned party of the first part

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: cracking knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: fragrant prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Drunken bisexual kitchen

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: cracking knife

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: territorial rough-skinned party of the first part

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: maroon stag film

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: Drunken bisexual kitchen

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: glassy multi-billionaire persian

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)