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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
Big-titted gay forum round eye
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
Awkward Maroon Den
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
Comical territorial factory reset button
  07/07/12
ty
peach friendly grandma national
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
Odious sable indian lodge pocket flask
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
Odious sable indian lodge pocket flask
  05/23/12
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Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
Odious sable indian lodge pocket flask
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
Odious sable indian lodge pocket flask
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
Maize cumskin cruise ship
  05/23/12
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Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs
  05/23/12
flame
violet theatre foreskin
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
startling tanning salon
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
startling tanning salon
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
Irradiated transparent mother
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
Wonderful Hissy Fit
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
Splenetic pistol stead
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
copper histrionic space
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
Bearded State Faggotry
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
Irradiated transparent mother
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
Odious sable indian lodge pocket flask
  05/23/12
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Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
copper histrionic space
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
Multi-colored Jew
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
beady-eyed filthpig
  05/23/12
do you still play?
Awkward Maroon Den
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
claret aphrodisiac death wish
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
Big apoplectic theater milk
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
Trip blood rage
  05/23/12
180
rough-skinned public bath
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
Pungent Hunting Ground
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
Motley Resort
  05/23/12
thank you brother
glittery lay mental disorder
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
Motley Resort
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
shaky seedy old irish cottage institution
  05/23/12
ty
peach friendly grandma national
  05/23/12
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  07/15/12
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  10/14/12
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stubborn abode
  06/24/17
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snowy dog poop
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
peach friendly grandma national
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
Scarlet hyperactive ticket booth
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
cracking angry coldplay fan
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
heady swollen private investor shrine
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
heady swollen private investor shrine
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
shaky seedy old irish cottage institution
  05/23/12
srsly?
Awkward Maroon Den
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
Pungent Hunting Ground
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
shaky seedy old irish cottage institution
  05/23/12
link?
Awkward Maroon Den
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
Awkward Maroon Den
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
Rebellious Fanboi Stag Film
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
rusted boltzmann boiling water
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
Vibrant preventive strike
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
Trip blood rage
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
amber gas station feces
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
Splenetic pistol stead
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
mind-boggling hairless native really tough guy
  07/06/12
cr
french nursing home
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
Splenetic pistol stead
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
mind-boggling hairless native really tough guy
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
french nursing home
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
Vivacious shitlib codepig
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
Thriller community account
  07/06/12
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Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
curious light dragon pisswyrm
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
godawful spot
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
red nowag
  07/15/12
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Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs
  07/15/12
bullshit
shaky seedy old irish cottage institution
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
Rebellious Fanboi Stag Film
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
Henna corner incel
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs
  09/15/12
lol
bossy disgusting range macaca
  09/15/12
you have a problem
aromatic parlor
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
onyx voyeur rehab
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
Awkward Maroon Den
  10/04/12
tcr
razzmatazz laser beams parlour
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
appetizing unhinged international law enforcement agency
  09/16/12
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razzmatazz laser beams parlour
  10/04/12
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Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
Mentally Impaired Library
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
Mentally Impaired Library
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
peach friendly grandma national
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
Fiercely-loyal hell
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
Mentally Impaired Library
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
onyx voyeur rehab
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
Mentally Impaired Library
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
Hairraiser useless brakes
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
spectacular striped hyena
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
Translucent theater stage
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
Provocative Effete Meetinghouse Place Of Business
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
rusted boltzmann boiling water
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
Adventurous maniacal masturbator immigrant
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
Splenetic pistol stead
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
Splenetic pistol stead
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
rusted boltzmann boiling water
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
Translucent theater stage
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs
  03/28/14
lol idiot
walnut painfully honest garrison
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
Mentally Impaired Library
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
Irradiated transparent mother
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
sepia low-t potus
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
Electric Base Wagecucks
  03/30/14
how did it go?
Sapphire 180 brunch
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
Titillating citrine clown hospital
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs
  06/24/17
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Mildly Autistic Sadistic Therapy Mediation
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
Primrose excitant national security agency
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
Electric Base Wagecucks
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs
  06/24/17
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Primrose excitant national security agency
  06/24/17
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Pale blathering volcanic crater
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
brilliant kink-friendly quadroon double fault
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
Primrose excitant national security agency
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
Irradiated transparent mother
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
brilliant kink-friendly quadroon double fault
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
Scarlet hyperactive ticket booth
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Big-titted gay forum round eye

why dont u start a new life in mexico

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: Awkward Maroon Den

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: Comical territorial factory reset button

new mexico then?

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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: peach friendly grandma national

ty

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Odious sable indian lodge pocket flask

I don't believe you

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs

i wish i didn't believe me

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Odious sable indian lodge pocket flask

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Odious sable indian lodge pocket flask

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Odious sable indian lodge pocket flask

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: Maize cumskin cruise ship

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: violet theatre foreskin

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: startling tanning salon

what stakes? live? online?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: startling tanning salon

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: Irradiated transparent mother

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs

poker is my leak

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Wonderful Hissy Fit

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: Splenetic pistol stead

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: copper histrionic space

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Bearded State Faggotry

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Irradiated transparent mother

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Odious sable indian lodge pocket flask

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: copper histrionic space

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: Multi-colored Jew

which casinos do you play at?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed filthpig

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Awkward Maroon Den

do you still play?

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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: claret aphrodisiac death wish

elaborate, please

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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Big apoplectic theater milk

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: Trip blood rage

hu4rollz?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: rough-skinned public bath

180

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: Pungent Hunting Ground

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: Motley Resort

(is Michael Clayton)

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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: glittery lay mental disorder

thank you brother

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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Motley Resort

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: shaky seedy old irish cottage institution

how much did you win?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: peach friendly grandma national

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: floppy carnelian dilemma police squad



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: Big-titted gay forum round eye



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: stubborn abode



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: snowy dog poop



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: peach friendly grandma national

got any gambling tips?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: Scarlet hyperactive ticket booth

So... Where do you play?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: cracking angry coldplay fan

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: heady swollen private investor shrine

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: heady swollen private investor shrine

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: shaky seedy old irish cottage institution

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Awkward Maroon Den

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Pungent Hunting Ground

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: shaky seedy old irish cottage institution

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: Awkward Maroon Den

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: Awkward Maroon Den

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: Rebellious Fanboi Stag Film

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: rusted boltzmann boiling water

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: Vibrant preventive strike

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Trip blood rage

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: amber gas station feces

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: Splenetic pistol stead

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: mind-boggling hairless native really tough guy

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: french nursing home

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: Splenetic pistol stead

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling hairless native really tough guy

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: french nursing home

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: Vivacious shitlib codepig

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Thriller community account

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: curious light dragon pisswyrm

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: godawful spot

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: red nowag

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: shaky seedy old irish cottage institution

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: Rebellious Fanboi Stag Film

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: Henna corner incel

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: bossy disgusting range macaca

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: aromatic parlor

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: onyx voyeur rehab

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Awkward Maroon Den

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: razzmatazz laser beams parlour

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: appetizing unhinged international law enforcement agency

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: razzmatazz laser beams parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Library

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Library

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: peach friendly grandma national

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hell

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Library

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: onyx voyeur rehab

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Library

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: Hairraiser useless brakes

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: spectacular striped hyena

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Translucent theater stage

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Provocative Effete Meetinghouse Place Of Business

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: rusted boltzmann boiling water

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Adventurous maniacal masturbator immigrant

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Splenetic pistol stead

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: Splenetic pistol stead

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: rusted boltzmann boiling water

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Translucent theater stage

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: walnut painfully honest garrison

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Library

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: Irradiated transparent mother

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: sepia low-t potus

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Electric Base Wagecucks

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Sapphire 180 brunch

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Titillating citrine clown hospital

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Sadistic Therapy Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Primrose excitant national security agency

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Electric Base Wagecucks

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Primrose excitant national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Pale blathering volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: brilliant kink-friendly quadroon double fault

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Primrose excitant national security agency

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: Duck-like demanding jap hairy legs

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Irradiated transparent mother

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: brilliant kink-friendly quadroon double fault

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Scarlet hyperactive ticket booth

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)