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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
cruel-hearted gold corn cake
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
chestnut coiffed indian lodge brethren
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
Bearded Adulterous Parlour
  07/07/12
ty
Federal feces
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
Thriller gay wizard
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
Thriller gay wizard
  05/23/12
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azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
Thriller gay wizard
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
Thriller gay wizard
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
olive passionate cruise ship
  05/23/12
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azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot
  05/23/12
flame
Splenetic death wish temple
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
Kink-friendly sound barrier
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
Kink-friendly sound barrier
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
Yellow hairy legs
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
Wonderful cuck public bath
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
light stain
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
Scarlet giraffe garrison
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
Stirring snowy roast beef dysfunction
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
Yellow hairy legs
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
Thriller gay wizard
  05/23/12
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azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
Scarlet giraffe garrison
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
flushed athletic conference hall
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
Lemon Lodge Mood
  05/23/12
do you still play?
chestnut coiffed indian lodge brethren
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
Nubile water buffalo bbw
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
Underhanded turquoise people who are hurt principal's office
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
Titillating magenta trailer park
  05/23/12
180
Hilarious philosopher-king laser beams
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
curious deranged reading party church
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
Narrow-minded degenerate
  05/23/12
thank you brother
obsidian circlehead
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
Narrow-minded degenerate
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
effete marvelous doctorate piazza
  05/23/12
ty
Federal feces
  05/23/12
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razzmatazz dull forum depressive
  07/15/12
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cruel-hearted gold corn cake
  10/14/12
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  06/24/17
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Swashbuckling pisswyrm idea he suggested
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
Federal feces
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
Drunken generalized bond
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
flatulent tanning salon
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
Beady-eyed Jewess Library
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
Beady-eyed Jewess Library
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
effete marvelous doctorate piazza
  05/23/12
srsly?
chestnut coiffed indian lodge brethren
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
curious deranged reading party church
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
effete marvelous doctorate piazza
  05/23/12
link?
chestnut coiffed indian lodge brethren
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
chestnut coiffed indian lodge brethren
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
cerebral psychic school
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
histrionic kitty state
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
vivacious home shitlib
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
Titillating magenta trailer park
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
Green idiotic corner gunner
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
light stain
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
maize ratface box office
  07/06/12
cr
Glittery Crackhouse
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
light stain
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
maize ratface box office
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
Glittery Crackhouse
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
Crimson Volcanic Crater
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
Lascivious heaven
  07/06/12
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azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
White Boyish Pocket Flask Alpha
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
Cracking den
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
Brass French National Double Fault
  07/15/12
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azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot
  07/15/12
bullshit
effete marvelous doctorate piazza
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
cerebral psychic school
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
Spectacular Clear Macaca
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot
  09/15/12
lol
motley stead
  09/15/12
you have a problem
multi-colored black woman
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
Buff rebellious school cafeteria telephone
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
chestnut coiffed indian lodge brethren
  10/04/12
tcr
outnumbered topaz voyeur station
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
provocative gaming laptop
  09/16/12
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outnumbered topaz voyeur station
  10/04/12
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azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
pea-brained office
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
pea-brained office
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
Federal feces
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
self-absorbed dashing gaping
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
pea-brained office
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
Buff rebellious school cafeteria telephone
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
pea-brained office
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
Adventurous Locus
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
Chocolate center
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
Razzle-dazzle toilet seat
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
lime startled resort main people
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
histrionic kitty state
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
brilliant mexican
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
light stain
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
light stain
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
histrionic kitty state
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
Razzle-dazzle toilet seat
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot
  03/28/14
lol idiot
floppy insanely creepy scourge upon the earth
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
pea-brained office
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
Yellow hairy legs
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
trip native nibblets
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
stimulating multi-billionaire
  03/30/14
how did it go?
Painfully Honest Really Tough Guy
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
lilac halford
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot
  06/24/17
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cream insane theater stage
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
exhilarant field
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
stimulating multi-billionaire
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot
  06/24/17
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exhilarant field
  06/24/17
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canary odious legal warrant
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
mind-boggling electric furnace ceo
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
exhilarant field
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
Yellow hairy legs
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
mind-boggling electric furnace ceo
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
Drunken generalized bond
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: cruel-hearted gold corn cake

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: chestnut coiffed indian lodge brethren

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: Bearded Adulterous Parlour

new mexico then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036745)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Federal feces

ty

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Thriller gay wizard

I don't believe you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748572)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot

i wish i didn't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748583)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Thriller gay wizard

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Thriller gay wizard

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Thriller gay wizard

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: olive passionate cruise ship

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: Splenetic death wish temple

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Kink-friendly sound barrier

what stakes? live? online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748584)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Kink-friendly sound barrier

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: Yellow hairy legs

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Wonderful cuck public bath

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: light stain

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: Scarlet giraffe garrison

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Stirring snowy roast beef dysfunction

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Yellow hairy legs

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Thriller gay wizard

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: Scarlet giraffe garrison

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: flushed athletic conference hall

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: Lemon Lodge Mood

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: chestnut coiffed indian lodge brethren

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Nubile water buffalo bbw

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Underhanded turquoise people who are hurt principal's office

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: Titillating magenta trailer park

hu4rollz?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: Hilarious philosopher-king laser beams

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750204)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: curious deranged reading party church

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: Narrow-minded degenerate

(is Michael Clayton)

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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: obsidian circlehead

thank you brother

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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Narrow-minded degenerate

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: effete marvelous doctorate piazza

how much did you win?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Federal feces

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: razzmatazz dull forum depressive



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: cruel-hearted gold corn cake



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Swashbuckling pisswyrm idea he suggested



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Federal feces

got any gambling tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: Drunken generalized bond

So... Where do you play?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: flatulent tanning salon

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Jewess Library

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Jewess Library

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: effete marvelous doctorate piazza

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: chestnut coiffed indian lodge brethren

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: curious deranged reading party church

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: effete marvelous doctorate piazza

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: chestnut coiffed indian lodge brethren

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: chestnut coiffed indian lodge brethren

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: cerebral psychic school

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: histrionic kitty state

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: vivacious home shitlib

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Titillating magenta trailer park

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Green idiotic corner gunner

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: light stain

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: maize ratface box office

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: Glittery Crackhouse

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: light stain

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: maize ratface box office

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Glittery Crackhouse

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: Crimson Volcanic Crater

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Lascivious heaven

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: White Boyish Pocket Flask Alpha

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: Cracking den

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: Brass French National Double Fault

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: effete marvelous doctorate piazza

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: cerebral psychic school

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: Spectacular Clear Macaca

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: motley stead

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: multi-colored black woman

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Buff rebellious school cafeteria telephone

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: chestnut coiffed indian lodge brethren

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: outnumbered topaz voyeur station

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: provocative gaming laptop

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: outnumbered topaz voyeur station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: pea-brained office

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: pea-brained office

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: Federal feces

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: self-absorbed dashing gaping

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: pea-brained office

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: Buff rebellious school cafeteria telephone

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: pea-brained office

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: Adventurous Locus

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Chocolate center

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle toilet seat

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: lime startled resort main people

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: histrionic kitty state

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: brilliant mexican

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: light stain

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: light stain

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: histrionic kitty state

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle toilet seat

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: floppy insanely creepy scourge upon the earth

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: pea-brained office

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: Yellow hairy legs

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: trip native nibblets

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: stimulating multi-billionaire

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Really Tough Guy

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: lilac halford

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: cream insane theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: exhilarant field

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: stimulating multi-billionaire

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: exhilarant field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: canary odious legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: mind-boggling electric furnace ceo

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: exhilarant field

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: azure aphrodisiac spot coffee pot

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Yellow hairy legs

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: mind-boggling electric furnace ceo

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Drunken generalized bond

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)