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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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Unholy striped hyena house
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
Dashing Swollen Telephone Sound Barrier
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
Mischievous lodge
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
insane meetinghouse
  07/07/12
ty
gaped nudist international law enforcement agency
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
Crimson chapel
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
Unholy striped hyena house
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
Crimson chapel
  05/23/12
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Unholy striped hyena house
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
Crimson chapel
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
Unholy striped hyena house
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
Crimson chapel
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
marvelous step-uncle's house roommate
  05/23/12
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Unholy striped hyena house
  05/23/12
flame
henna regret
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
Vibrant ebony pocket flask
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
Unholy striped hyena house
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
Vibrant ebony pocket flask
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
Unholy striped hyena house
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
startled heaven
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
Unholy striped hyena house
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
Violent place of business hunting ground
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
saffron harsh reading party indirect expression
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
Peach karate trailer park
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
Topaz Nighttime Institution
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
startled heaven
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
Crimson chapel
  05/23/12
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Unholy striped hyena house
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
Peach karate trailer park
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
bat-shit-crazy boltzmann pit
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
Aromatic jew
  05/23/12
do you still play?
Mischievous lodge
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
Exciting Brunch Faggotry
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
electric indigo faggot firefighter
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
vigorous puce area
  05/23/12
180
Sienna Athletic Conference Orchestra Pit
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
crusty headpube
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
Disgusting Stage Rigpig
  05/23/12
thank you brother
charismatic jet-lagged liquid oxygen shrine
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
Disgusting Stage Rigpig
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
wonderful theater stage
  05/23/12
ty
gaped nudist international law enforcement agency
  05/23/12
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Impertinent pistol internal respiration
  07/15/12
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Dashing Swollen Telephone Sound Barrier
  10/14/12
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Boyish feces
  06/24/17
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buff office
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
gaped nudist international law enforcement agency
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
Apoplectic twinkling indian lodge
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
Lascivious Toaster
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
Clear house-broken yarmulke lay
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
Clear house-broken yarmulke lay
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
wonderful theater stage
  05/23/12
srsly?
Mischievous lodge
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
crusty headpube
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
wonderful theater stage
  05/23/12
link?
Mischievous lodge
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
Mischievous lodge
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
Brass Bat Shit Crazy Useless Brakes Voyeur
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
French Locus
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
Unholy striped hyena house
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
light dysfunction kitty cat
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
vigorous puce area
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
Unholy striped hyena house
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
mind-boggling clown national security agency
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
Unholy striped hyena house
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
saffron harsh reading party indirect expression
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
Geriatric amethyst police squad
  07/06/12
cr
Bateful Sticky Forum Mad Cow Disease
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
saffron harsh reading party indirect expression
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
Geriatric amethyst police squad
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
Bateful Sticky Forum Mad Cow Disease
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
impressive talking kitchen keepsake machete
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
free-loading ladyboy point
  07/06/12
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Unholy striped hyena house
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
Claret volcanic crater
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
frum really tough guy
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
Curious maroon boiling water public bath
  07/15/12
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Unholy striped hyena house
  07/15/12
bullshit
wonderful theater stage
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
Brass Bat Shit Crazy Useless Brakes Voyeur
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
chartreuse crotch plaza
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
Unholy striped hyena house
  09/15/12
lol
Copper Partner Juggernaut
  09/15/12
you have a problem
jade sinister principal's office
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
Unholy striped hyena house
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
fiercely-loyal home
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
Mischievous lodge
  10/04/12
tcr
odious underhanded location
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
Hairraiser unhinged piazza
  09/16/12
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odious underhanded location
  10/04/12
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Unholy striped hyena house
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
contagious associate university
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
Unholy striped hyena house
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
contagious associate university
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
gaped nudist international law enforcement agency
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
Unholy striped hyena house
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
Infuriating Roast Beef Library
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
contagious associate university
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
fiercely-loyal home
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
contagious associate university
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
Iridescent sanctuary background story
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
gold quadroon
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
supple gas station hissy fit
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
Cyan stimulating dilemma
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
French Locus
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
emerald casino
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
saffron harsh reading party indirect expression
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
saffron harsh reading party indirect expression
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
French Locus
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
supple gas station hissy fit
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
Unholy striped hyena house
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
Unholy striped hyena house
  03/28/14
lol idiot
maize appetizing goyim double fault
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
contagious associate university
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
Unholy striped hyena house
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
startled heaven
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
Autistic Cerebral Parlor Puppy
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
trip orange giraffe
  03/30/14
how did it go?
vivacious state electric furnace
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
Glittery lavender knife jap
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
Unholy striped hyena house
  06/24/17
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Exhilarant wild business firm corn cake
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
Opaque Territorial Party Of The First Part
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
trip orange giraffe
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
Unholy striped hyena house
  06/24/17
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Opaque Territorial Party Of The First Part
  06/24/17
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bearded station
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
effete hell
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
Opaque Territorial Party Of The First Part
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
Unholy striped hyena house
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
startled heaven
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
effete hell
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
Apoplectic twinkling indian lodge
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Unholy striped hyena house



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Dashing Swollen Telephone Sound Barrier

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: Mischievous lodge

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: insane meetinghouse

new mexico then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036745)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: gaped nudist international law enforcement agency

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784047)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Crimson chapel

I don't believe you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748572)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Unholy striped hyena house

i wish i didn't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748583)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Crimson chapel

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: Unholy striped hyena house



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Crimson chapel

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Unholy striped hyena house

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Crimson chapel

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: marvelous step-uncle's house roommate

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Unholy striped hyena house



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: henna regret

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069314)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Vibrant ebony pocket flask

what stakes? live? online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748584)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Unholy striped hyena house

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Vibrant ebony pocket flask

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: Unholy striped hyena house

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: startled heaven

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Unholy striped hyena house

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Violent place of business hunting ground

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: saffron harsh reading party indirect expression

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: Peach karate trailer park

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Topaz Nighttime Institution

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: startled heaven

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Crimson chapel

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Unholy striped hyena house



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: Peach karate trailer park

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy boltzmann pit

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: Aromatic jew

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Mischievous lodge

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Exciting Brunch Faggotry

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: electric indigo faggot firefighter

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: vigorous puce area

hu4rollz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748861)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: Sienna Athletic Conference Orchestra Pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750204)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: crusty headpube

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: Disgusting Stage Rigpig

(is Michael Clayton)

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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: charismatic jet-lagged liquid oxygen shrine

thank you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280937)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Disgusting Stage Rigpig

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: wonderful theater stage

how much did you win?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751187)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: gaped nudist international law enforcement agency

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: Impertinent pistol internal respiration



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: Dashing Swollen Telephone Sound Barrier



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: Boyish feces



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: buff office



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: gaped nudist international law enforcement agency

got any gambling tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: Apoplectic twinkling indian lodge

So... Where do you play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751225)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Lascivious Toaster

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Clear house-broken yarmulke lay

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Clear house-broken yarmulke lay

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: wonderful theater stage

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Mischievous lodge

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: crusty headpube

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: wonderful theater stage

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: Mischievous lodge

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: Mischievous lodge

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: Brass Bat Shit Crazy Useless Brakes Voyeur

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: French Locus

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: Unholy striped hyena house

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: light dysfunction kitty cat

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: vigorous puce area

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: Unholy striped hyena house

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling clown national security agency

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: Unholy striped hyena house

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: saffron harsh reading party indirect expression

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: Geriatric amethyst police squad

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: Bateful Sticky Forum Mad Cow Disease

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: saffron harsh reading party indirect expression

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: Geriatric amethyst police squad

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Bateful Sticky Forum Mad Cow Disease

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: impressive talking kitchen keepsake machete

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: free-loading ladyboy point

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: Unholy striped hyena house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Claret volcanic crater

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: frum really tough guy

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: Curious maroon boiling water public bath

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: Unholy striped hyena house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: wonderful theater stage

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: Brass Bat Shit Crazy Useless Brakes Voyeur

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: chartreuse crotch plaza

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: Unholy striped hyena house

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: Copper Partner Juggernaut

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: jade sinister principal's office

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: Unholy striped hyena house

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal home

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Mischievous lodge

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: odious underhanded location

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Hairraiser unhinged piazza

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: odious underhanded location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: Unholy striped hyena house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: contagious associate university

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: Unholy striped hyena house

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: contagious associate university

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: gaped nudist international law enforcement agency

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Unholy striped hyena house

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: Infuriating Roast Beef Library

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: contagious associate university

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal home

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: contagious associate university

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: Iridescent sanctuary background story

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: gold quadroon

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: supple gas station hissy fit

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Cyan stimulating dilemma

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: French Locus

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: emerald casino

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: saffron harsh reading party indirect expression

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: saffron harsh reading party indirect expression

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: French Locus

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: supple gas station hissy fit

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Unholy striped hyena house

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: Unholy striped hyena house

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: maize appetizing goyim double fault

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: contagious associate university

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Unholy striped hyena house

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: startled heaven

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Autistic Cerebral Parlor Puppy

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: trip orange giraffe

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: vivacious state electric furnace

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Glittery lavender knife jap

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Unholy striped hyena house

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Exhilarant wild business firm corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Opaque Territorial Party Of The First Part

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: trip orange giraffe

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Unholy striped hyena house

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Opaque Territorial Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: bearded station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: effete hell

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Opaque Territorial Party Of The First Part

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: Unholy striped hyena house

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: startled heaven

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: effete hell

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Apoplectic twinkling indian lodge

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)