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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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wild bateful den
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
aromatic smoky legal warrant
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
irradiated internet-worthy reading party karate
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
walnut stain
  07/07/12
ty
Multi-colored saffron temple feces
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
Burgundy kitty cat
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
wild bateful den
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
Burgundy kitty cat
  05/23/12
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wild bateful den
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
Burgundy kitty cat
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
wild bateful den
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
Burgundy kitty cat
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
cracking sienna depressive hunting ground
  05/23/12
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wild bateful den
  05/23/12
flame
Orchid tantric area filthpig
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
Medicated Location Pisswyrm
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
wild bateful den
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
Medicated Location Pisswyrm
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
wild bateful den
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
soggy masturbator field
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
wild bateful den
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
Appetizing silver range turdskin
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
talented carmine main people garrison
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
Racy Coldplay Fan Chapel
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
adventurous charcoal stage hairy legs
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
soggy masturbator field
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
Burgundy kitty cat
  05/23/12
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wild bateful den
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
Racy Coldplay Fan Chapel
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
Slimy Dog Poop Locus
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
Nudist insecure death wish
  05/23/12
do you still play?
irradiated internet-worthy reading party karate
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
Cerebral azure state partner
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
cyan crotch
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
Insane Fuchsia Gaping
  05/23/12
180
fiercely-loyal striped hyena tanning salon
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
Supple honey-headed weed whacker rigor
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
beady-eyed lettuce stead
  05/23/12
thank you brother
Swollen Affirmative Action
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
beady-eyed lettuce stead
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
Cruel-hearted garnet cruise ship
  05/23/12
ty
Multi-colored saffron temple feces
  05/23/12
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Lilac rigpig station
  07/15/12
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aromatic smoky legal warrant
  10/14/12
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Ultramarine mildly autistic ticket booth trump supporter
  06/24/17
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copper unholy associate point
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
Multi-colored saffron temple feces
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
mind-boggling stage
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
massive razzle puppy
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
shimmering hospital
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
shimmering hospital
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
Cruel-hearted garnet cruise ship
  05/23/12
srsly?
irradiated internet-worthy reading party karate
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
Supple honey-headed weed whacker rigor
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
Cruel-hearted garnet cruise ship
  05/23/12
link?
irradiated internet-worthy reading party karate
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
irradiated internet-worthy reading party karate
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
Unhinged effete home
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
cocky balding quadroon
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
wild bateful den
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
Lascivious Sepia International Law Enforcement Agency Immigrant
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
Insane Fuchsia Gaping
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
wild bateful den
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
Stimulating Office Doctorate
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
wild bateful den
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
talented carmine main people garrison
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
Alcoholic Goyim
  07/06/12
cr
Glittery generalized bond kitchen
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
talented carmine main people garrison
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
Alcoholic Goyim
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
Glittery generalized bond kitchen
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house skinny woman
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
Dashing Rambunctious Trust Fund
  07/06/12
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wild bateful den
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
crimson splenetic native
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
Sinister sooty travel guidebook lodge
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
Exciting hideous famous landscape painting ape
  07/15/12
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wild bateful den
  07/15/12
bullshit
Cruel-hearted garnet cruise ship
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
Unhinged effete home
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
doobsian primrose persian
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
wild bateful den
  09/15/12
lol
violent trip place of business sandwich
  09/15/12
you have a problem
Provocative newt
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
wild bateful den
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
180 nibblets faggot firefighter
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
irradiated internet-worthy reading party karate
  10/04/12
tcr
Vivacious sable whorehouse regret
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
Infuriating Casino Codepig
  09/16/12
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Vivacious sable whorehouse regret
  10/04/12
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wild bateful den
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
Contagious brass address
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
wild bateful den
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
Contagious brass address
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
Multi-colored saffron temple feces
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
wild bateful den
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
well-lubricated pungent double fault pistol
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
Contagious brass address
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
180 nibblets faggot firefighter
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
Contagious brass address
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
titillating brilliant dilemma pervert
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
Very tactful gay wizard
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
Concupiscible community account gas station
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
Cheese-eating national people who are hurt
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
cocky balding quadroon
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
soul-stirring new version
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
talented carmine main people garrison
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
talented carmine main people garrison
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
cocky balding quadroon
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
Concupiscible community account gas station
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
wild bateful den
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
wild bateful den
  03/28/14
lol idiot
laughsome frisky becky
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
Contagious brass address
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
wild bateful den
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
soggy masturbator field
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
Excitant glassy heaven half-breed
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
curious buff bbw
  03/30/14
how did it go?
Chestnut Hyperventilating Church
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
Lake Outnumbered Senate Cuckoldry
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
wild bateful den
  06/24/17
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histrionic property
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
opaque diverse base
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
curious buff bbw
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
wild bateful den
  06/24/17
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opaque diverse base
  06/24/17
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Exhilarant mad-dog skullcap
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
Aqua galvanic corn cake messiness
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
opaque diverse base
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
wild bateful den
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
soggy masturbator field
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
Aqua galvanic corn cake messiness
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
mind-boggling stage
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: wild bateful den



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: aromatic smoky legal warrant

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: irradiated internet-worthy reading party karate

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: walnut stain

new mexico then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036745)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Multi-colored saffron temple feces

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784047)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Burgundy kitty cat

I don't believe you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748572)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: wild bateful den

i wish i didn't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748583)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Burgundy kitty cat

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: wild bateful den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748604)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Burgundy kitty cat

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: wild bateful den

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Burgundy kitty cat

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: cracking sienna depressive hunting ground

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: wild bateful den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748621)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: Orchid tantric area filthpig

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Medicated Location Pisswyrm

what stakes? live? online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748584)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: wild bateful den

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Medicated Location Pisswyrm

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: wild bateful den

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: soggy masturbator field

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: wild bateful den

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Appetizing silver range turdskin

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: talented carmine main people garrison

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: Racy Coldplay Fan Chapel

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: adventurous charcoal stage hairy legs

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: soggy masturbator field

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Burgundy kitty cat

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: wild bateful den



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: Racy Coldplay Fan Chapel

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: Slimy Dog Poop Locus

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: Nudist insecure death wish

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: irradiated internet-worthy reading party karate

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Cerebral azure state partner

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: cyan crotch

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: Insane Fuchsia Gaping

hu4rollz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748861)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal striped hyena tanning salon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750204)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: Supple honey-headed weed whacker rigor

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed lettuce stead

(is Michael Clayton)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750968)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Swollen Affirmative Action

thank you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280937)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: beady-eyed lettuce stead

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted garnet cruise ship

how much did you win?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751187)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Multi-colored saffron temple feces

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: Lilac rigpig station



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: aromatic smoky legal warrant



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: Ultramarine mildly autistic ticket booth trump supporter



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: copper unholy associate point



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Multi-colored saffron temple feces

got any gambling tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: mind-boggling stage

So... Where do you play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751225)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: massive razzle puppy

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: shimmering hospital

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: shimmering hospital

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted garnet cruise ship

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: irradiated internet-worthy reading party karate

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Supple honey-headed weed whacker rigor

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted garnet cruise ship

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: irradiated internet-worthy reading party karate

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: irradiated internet-worthy reading party karate

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: Unhinged effete home

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: cocky balding quadroon

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: wild bateful den

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: Lascivious Sepia International Law Enforcement Agency Immigrant

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Insane Fuchsia Gaping

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: wild bateful den

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Stimulating Office Doctorate

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: wild bateful den

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: talented carmine main people garrison

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: Alcoholic Goyim

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: Glittery generalized bond kitchen

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: talented carmine main people garrison

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: Alcoholic Goyim

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Glittery generalized bond kitchen

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac step-uncle's house skinny woman

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Dashing Rambunctious Trust Fund

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: wild bateful den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: crimson splenetic native

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: Sinister sooty travel guidebook lodge

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: Exciting hideous famous landscape painting ape

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: wild bateful den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted garnet cruise ship

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: Unhinged effete home

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: doobsian primrose persian

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: wild bateful den

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: violent trip place of business sandwich

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: Provocative newt

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: wild bateful den

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: 180 nibblets faggot firefighter

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: irradiated internet-worthy reading party karate

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: Vivacious sable whorehouse regret

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Infuriating Casino Codepig

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Vivacious sable whorehouse regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: wild bateful den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: Contagious brass address

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: wild bateful den

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: Contagious brass address

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: Multi-colored saffron temple feces

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: wild bateful den

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: well-lubricated pungent double fault pistol

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: Contagious brass address

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: 180 nibblets faggot firefighter

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: Contagious brass address

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: titillating brilliant dilemma pervert

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Very tactful gay wizard

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible community account gas station

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Cheese-eating national people who are hurt

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: cocky balding quadroon

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring new version

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: talented carmine main people garrison

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: talented carmine main people garrison

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: cocky balding quadroon

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible community account gas station

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: wild bateful den

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: wild bateful den

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: laughsome frisky becky

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: Contagious brass address

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: wild bateful den

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: soggy masturbator field

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Excitant glassy heaven half-breed

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: curious buff bbw

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Chestnut Hyperventilating Church

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Lake Outnumbered Senate Cuckoldry

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: wild bateful den

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: histrionic property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: opaque diverse base

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: curious buff bbw

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: wild bateful den

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: opaque diverse base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Exhilarant mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Aqua galvanic corn cake messiness

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: opaque diverse base

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: wild bateful den

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: soggy masturbator field

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: Aqua galvanic corn cake messiness

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: mind-boggling stage

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)