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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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Doobsian house
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
Seedy diverse nibblets faggot firefighter
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
Mischievous Voyeur
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
self-centered coldplay fan
  07/07/12
ty
laughsome tattoo home
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
Turquoise dingle berry
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
Doobsian house
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
Turquoise dingle berry
  05/23/12
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Doobsian house
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
Turquoise dingle berry
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
Doobsian house
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
Turquoise dingle berry
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
nofapping codepig
  05/23/12
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Doobsian house
  05/23/12
flame
Aqua supple sex offender theater
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
ruddy razzle-dazzle gay wizard
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
Doobsian house
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
ruddy razzle-dazzle gay wizard
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
Doobsian house
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
disturbing piazza goal in life
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
Doobsian house
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
Concupiscible Impressive Temple
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
Blathering Bbw New Version
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
dark painfully honest candlestick maker
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
Hilarious foreskin partner
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
disturbing piazza goal in life
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
Turquoise dingle berry
  05/23/12
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Doobsian house
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
dark painfully honest candlestick maker
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
Honey-headed Prole
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
big outnumbered field
  05/23/12
do you still play?
Mischievous Voyeur
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
maize son of senegal
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
bat shit crazy electric stage regret
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
flirting principal's office
  05/23/12
180
Mustard passionate hominid
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
cracking impertinent digit ratio
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
drab exciting whorehouse giraffe
  05/23/12
thank you brother
hairraiser saffron sneaky criminal center
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
drab exciting whorehouse giraffe
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
Mind-boggling Cruise Ship
  05/23/12
ty
laughsome tattoo home
  05/23/12
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swashbuckling twinkling uncleanness rigor
  07/15/12
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Seedy diverse nibblets faggot firefighter
  10/14/12
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adventurous sooty legend
  06/24/17
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Low-t crackhouse ape
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
laughsome tattoo home
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
khaki school death wish
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
violent kink-friendly gaping
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
unholy hospital
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
unholy hospital
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
Mind-boggling Cruise Ship
  05/23/12
srsly?
Mischievous Voyeur
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
cracking impertinent digit ratio
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
Mind-boggling Cruise Ship
  05/23/12
link?
Mischievous Voyeur
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
Mischievous Voyeur
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
bateful haunted graveyard
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
Copper appetizing institution
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
Doobsian house
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
orange property
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
flirting principal's office
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
Doobsian house
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
Unhinged parlor knife
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
Doobsian house
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
Blathering Bbw New Version
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
Fragrant Lay
  07/06/12
cr
Emerald internal respiration
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
Blathering Bbw New Version
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
Fragrant Lay
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
Emerald internal respiration
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
Cerebral Nursing Home Generalized Bond
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
territorial abode filthpig
  07/06/12
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Doobsian house
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
Lake thirsty rehab
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
Indecent Ebony Ladyboy Meetinghouse
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
Garnet crusty hall shitlib
  07/15/12
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Doobsian house
  07/15/12
bullshit
Mind-boggling Cruise Ship
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
bateful haunted graveyard
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
cheese-eating sanctuary
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
Doobsian house
  09/15/12
lol
Canary violent resort skinny woman
  09/15/12
you have a problem
Indigo marketing idea
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
Doobsian house
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
Aphrodisiac mauve hell main people
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
Mischievous Voyeur
  10/04/12
tcr
Vengeful aromatic senate
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
comical dun dog poop
  09/16/12
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Vengeful aromatic senate
  10/04/12
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Doobsian house
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
translucent confused chad
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
Doobsian house
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
translucent confused chad
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
laughsome tattoo home
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
Doobsian house
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
smoky alcoholic address travel guidebook
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
translucent confused chad
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
Aphrodisiac mauve hell main people
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
translucent confused chad
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
Pearly blood rage trailer park
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
Racy carmine church building jew
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
Sticky Pink Boistinker
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
sick beady-eyed nowag
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
Copper appetizing institution
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
Boyish adulterous milk black woman
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
Blathering Bbw New Version
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
Blathering Bbw New Version
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
Copper appetizing institution
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
Sticky Pink Boistinker
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
Doobsian house
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
Doobsian house
  03/28/14
lol idiot
Lavender Coiffed Corner
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
translucent confused chad
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
Doobsian house
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
disturbing piazza goal in life
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
Razzle insane point becky
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
Snowy Histrionic Space
  03/30/14
how did it go?
Talented rose stead
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
Arrogant Garrison
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
Doobsian house
  06/24/17
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Multi-colored Headpube
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
irradiated toilet seat menage
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
Snowy Histrionic Space
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
Doobsian house
  06/24/17
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irradiated toilet seat menage
  06/24/17
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Provocative obsidian forum psychic
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
Avocado Idiotic Shrine
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
irradiated toilet seat menage
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
Doobsian house
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
disturbing piazza goal in life
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
Avocado Idiotic Shrine
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
khaki school death wish
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Doobsian house



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Seedy diverse nibblets faggot firefighter

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: Mischievous Voyeur

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: self-centered coldplay fan

new mexico then?

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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: laughsome tattoo home

ty

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Turquoise dingle berry

I don't believe you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748572)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Doobsian house

i wish i didn't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748583)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Turquoise dingle berry

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: Doobsian house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748604)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Turquoise dingle berry

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Doobsian house

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Turquoise dingle berry

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: nofapping codepig

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Doobsian house



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: Aqua supple sex offender theater

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: ruddy razzle-dazzle gay wizard

what stakes? live? online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748584)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Doobsian house

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: ruddy razzle-dazzle gay wizard

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: Doobsian house

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: disturbing piazza goal in life

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Doobsian house

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Concupiscible Impressive Temple

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: Blathering Bbw New Version

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: dark painfully honest candlestick maker

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Hilarious foreskin partner

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: disturbing piazza goal in life

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Turquoise dingle berry

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Doobsian house



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: dark painfully honest candlestick maker

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: Honey-headed Prole

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: big outnumbered field

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Mischievous Voyeur

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: maize son of senegal

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: bat shit crazy electric stage regret

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: flirting principal's office

hu4rollz?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: Mustard passionate hominid

180

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: cracking impertinent digit ratio

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: drab exciting whorehouse giraffe

(is Michael Clayton)

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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: hairraiser saffron sneaky criminal center

thank you brother

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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: drab exciting whorehouse giraffe

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Cruise Ship

how much did you win?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: laughsome tattoo home

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: swashbuckling twinkling uncleanness rigor



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: Seedy diverse nibblets faggot firefighter



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: adventurous sooty legend



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Low-t crackhouse ape



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: laughsome tattoo home

got any gambling tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: khaki school death wish

So... Where do you play?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: violent kink-friendly gaping

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: unholy hospital

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: unholy hospital

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Cruise Ship

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Mischievous Voyeur

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: cracking impertinent digit ratio

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Cruise Ship

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: Mischievous Voyeur

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: Mischievous Voyeur

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: bateful haunted graveyard

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: Copper appetizing institution

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: Doobsian house

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: orange property

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: flirting principal's office

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: Doobsian house

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Unhinged parlor knife

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: Doobsian house

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: Blathering Bbw New Version

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: Fragrant Lay

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: Emerald internal respiration

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: Blathering Bbw New Version

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: Fragrant Lay

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Emerald internal respiration

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: Cerebral Nursing Home Generalized Bond

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: territorial abode filthpig

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: Doobsian house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Lake thirsty rehab

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: Indecent Ebony Ladyboy Meetinghouse

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: Garnet crusty hall shitlib

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: Doobsian house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Cruise Ship

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: bateful haunted graveyard

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: cheese-eating sanctuary

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: Doobsian house

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: Canary violent resort skinny woman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: Indigo marketing idea

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: Doobsian house

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac mauve hell main people

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Mischievous Voyeur

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: Vengeful aromatic senate

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: comical dun dog poop

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Vengeful aromatic senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: Doobsian house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: translucent confused chad

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: Doobsian house

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: translucent confused chad

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: laughsome tattoo home

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Doobsian house

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: smoky alcoholic address travel guidebook

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: translucent confused chad

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac mauve hell main people

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: translucent confused chad

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: Pearly blood rage trailer park

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Racy carmine church building jew

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Sticky Pink Boistinker

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: sick beady-eyed nowag

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Copper appetizing institution

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Boyish adulterous milk black woman

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Blathering Bbw New Version

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: Blathering Bbw New Version

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Copper appetizing institution

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Sticky Pink Boistinker

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Doobsian house

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: Doobsian house

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: Lavender Coiffed Corner

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: translucent confused chad

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Doobsian house

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: disturbing piazza goal in life

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Razzle insane point becky

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Snowy Histrionic Space

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Talented rose stead

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Arrogant Garrison

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Doobsian house

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Multi-colored Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: irradiated toilet seat menage

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Snowy Histrionic Space

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Doobsian house

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: irradiated toilet seat menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Provocative obsidian forum psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Avocado Idiotic Shrine

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: irradiated toilet seat menage

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: Doobsian house

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: disturbing piazza goal in life

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: Avocado Idiotic Shrine

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: khaki school death wish

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)