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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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Sooty angry partner
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
cracking national
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
big dead patrolman rigpig
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
Mind-boggling shivering range
  07/07/12
ty
pearl slap-happy marketing idea tank
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
Magenta Base
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
Sooty angry partner
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
Magenta Base
  05/23/12
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Sooty angry partner
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
Magenta Base
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
Sooty angry partner
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
Magenta Base
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
Unhinged Hominid
  05/23/12
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Sooty angry partner
  05/23/12
flame
overrated boltzmann garrison
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
hilarious box office shitlib
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
Sooty angry partner
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
hilarious box office shitlib
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
Sooty angry partner
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
Disturbing point messiness
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
Sooty angry partner
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
Aromatic business firm
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
Hot Laser Beams Athletic Conference
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
Violent Market
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
razzmatazz keepsake machete
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
Disturbing point messiness
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
Magenta Base
  05/23/12
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Sooty angry partner
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
Violent Market
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
excitant tripping fortuitous meteor fat ankles
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
Arousing Whorehouse Juggernaut
  05/23/12
do you still play?
big dead patrolman rigpig
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
Glittery Flirting Stead Sandwich
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
Chartreuse vigorous church quadroon
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
nofapping hairy legs
  05/23/12
180
Aquamarine vivacious private investor idea he suggested
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
pink organic girlfriend
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
Iridescent titillating alpha
  05/23/12
thank you brother
dun lascivious set puppy
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
Iridescent titillating alpha
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
Brindle Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/23/12
ty
pearl slap-happy marketing idea tank
  05/23/12
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bateful sapphire tattoo
  07/15/12
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cracking national
  10/14/12
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jet-lagged green jew public bath
  06/24/17
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buff dingle berry jap
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
pearl slap-happy marketing idea tank
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
contagious office
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
Galvanic yellow locale
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
Vibrant ruddy hospital
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
Vibrant ruddy hospital
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
Brindle Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/23/12
srsly?
big dead patrolman rigpig
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
pink organic girlfriend
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
Brindle Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/23/12
link?
big dead patrolman rigpig
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
big dead patrolman rigpig
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
Concupiscible garnet circlehead
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
citrine exhilarant locus
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
Sooty angry partner
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
slate odious theater stage associate
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
nofapping hairy legs
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
Sooty angry partner
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
Thriller institution
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
Sooty angry partner
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
Hot Laser Beams Athletic Conference
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
abnormal silver philosopher-king area
  07/06/12
cr
Bistre forum
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
Hot Laser Beams Athletic Conference
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
abnormal silver philosopher-king area
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
Bistre forum
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
motley travel guidebook
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
Insanely creepy 180 background story candlestick maker
  07/06/12
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Sooty angry partner
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
pontificating mewling meetinghouse
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
Frisky shrine
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
lake den
  07/15/12
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Sooty angry partner
  07/15/12
bullshit
Brindle Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
Concupiscible garnet circlehead
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
hairraiser burgundy twinkling uncleanness
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
Sooty angry partner
  09/15/12
lol
Shimmering bull headed idiot
  09/15/12
you have a problem
Onyx Tantric Affirmative Action
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
Sooty angry partner
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
Adventurous Friendly Grandma
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
big dead patrolman rigpig
  10/04/12
tcr
dashing home sneaky criminal
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
clear boistinker sex offender
  09/16/12
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dashing home sneaky criminal
  10/04/12
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Sooty angry partner
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
razzle-dazzle stock car
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
Sooty angry partner
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
razzle-dazzle stock car
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
pearl slap-happy marketing idea tank
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
Sooty angry partner
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
Sable Kitty Cat Rigor
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
razzle-dazzle stock car
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
Adventurous Friendly Grandma
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
razzle-dazzle stock car
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
boyish black sanctuary
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
Comical orchestra pit
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
Stirring roast beef
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
self-centered ape
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
citrine exhilarant locus
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
beady-eyed cuck wagecucks
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
Hot Laser Beams Athletic Conference
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
Hot Laser Beams Athletic Conference
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
citrine exhilarant locus
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
Stirring roast beef
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
Sooty angry partner
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
Sooty angry partner
  03/28/14
lol idiot
Ebony principal's office
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
razzle-dazzle stock car
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
Sooty angry partner
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
Disturbing point messiness
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
trip yapping blood rage stage
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
Passionate internal respiration
  03/30/14
how did it go?
appetizing corner fanboi
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
fragrant lettuce
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
Sooty angry partner
  06/24/17
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Translucent cowardly brunch preventive strike
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
Flesh Place Of Business Old Irish Cottage
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
Passionate internal respiration
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
Sooty angry partner
  06/24/17
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Flesh Place Of Business Old Irish Cottage
  06/24/17
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insane native becky
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
frum multi-colored cuckoldry step-uncle's house
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
Flesh Place Of Business Old Irish Cottage
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
Sooty angry partner
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
Disturbing point messiness
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
frum multi-colored cuckoldry step-uncle's house
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
contagious office
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Sooty angry partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748565)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: cracking national

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: big dead patrolman rigpig

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling shivering range

new mexico then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036745)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: pearl slap-happy marketing idea tank

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784047)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Magenta Base

I don't believe you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748572)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Sooty angry partner

i wish i didn't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748583)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Magenta Base

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: Sooty angry partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748604)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Magenta Base

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Sooty angry partner

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Magenta Base

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: Unhinged Hominid

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Sooty angry partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748621)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: overrated boltzmann garrison

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069314)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: hilarious box office shitlib

what stakes? live? online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748584)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Sooty angry partner

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: hilarious box office shitlib

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: Sooty angry partner

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: Disturbing point messiness

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Sooty angry partner

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Aromatic business firm

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: Hot Laser Beams Athletic Conference

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: Violent Market

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: razzmatazz keepsake machete

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Disturbing point messiness

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Magenta Base

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Sooty angry partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748674)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: Violent Market

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: excitant tripping fortuitous meteor fat ankles

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: Arousing Whorehouse Juggernaut

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: big dead patrolman rigpig

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Glittery Flirting Stead Sandwich

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Chartreuse vigorous church quadroon

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: nofapping hairy legs

hu4rollz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748861)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: Aquamarine vivacious private investor idea he suggested

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750204)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: pink organic girlfriend

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: Iridescent titillating alpha

(is Michael Clayton)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750968)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: dun lascivious set puppy

thank you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280937)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Iridescent titillating alpha

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: Brindle Scourge Upon The Earth

how much did you win?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751187)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: pearl slap-happy marketing idea tank

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751210)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: bateful sapphire tattoo



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: cracking national



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: jet-lagged green jew public bath



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: buff dingle berry jap



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: pearl slap-happy marketing idea tank

got any gambling tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: contagious office

So... Where do you play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751225)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Galvanic yellow locale

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Vibrant ruddy hospital

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Vibrant ruddy hospital

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Brindle Scourge Upon The Earth

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: big dead patrolman rigpig

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: pink organic girlfriend

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: Brindle Scourge Upon The Earth

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: big dead patrolman rigpig

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: big dead patrolman rigpig

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: Concupiscible garnet circlehead

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: citrine exhilarant locus

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: Sooty angry partner

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: slate odious theater stage associate

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: nofapping hairy legs

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: Sooty angry partner

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Thriller institution

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: Sooty angry partner

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: Hot Laser Beams Athletic Conference

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: abnormal silver philosopher-king area

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: Bistre forum

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: Hot Laser Beams Athletic Conference

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: abnormal silver philosopher-king area

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Bistre forum

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: motley travel guidebook

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Insanely creepy 180 background story candlestick maker

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: Sooty angry partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: pontificating mewling meetinghouse

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: Frisky shrine

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: lake den

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: Sooty angry partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: Brindle Scourge Upon The Earth

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: Concupiscible garnet circlehead

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: hairraiser burgundy twinkling uncleanness

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: Sooty angry partner

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: Shimmering bull headed idiot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: Onyx Tantric Affirmative Action

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: Sooty angry partner

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Adventurous Friendly Grandma

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: big dead patrolman rigpig

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: dashing home sneaky criminal

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: clear boistinker sex offender

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: dashing home sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: Sooty angry partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle stock car

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: Sooty angry partner

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle stock car

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: pearl slap-happy marketing idea tank

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Sooty angry partner

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: Sable Kitty Cat Rigor

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle stock car

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: Adventurous Friendly Grandma

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle stock car

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: boyish black sanctuary

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Comical orchestra pit

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Stirring roast beef

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: self-centered ape

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: citrine exhilarant locus

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: beady-eyed cuck wagecucks

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Hot Laser Beams Athletic Conference

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: Hot Laser Beams Athletic Conference

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: citrine exhilarant locus

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Stirring roast beef

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Sooty angry partner

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: Sooty angry partner

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: Ebony principal's office

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle stock car

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Sooty angry partner

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: Disturbing point messiness

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: trip yapping blood rage stage

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Passionate internal respiration

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: appetizing corner fanboi

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: fragrant lettuce

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Sooty angry partner

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Translucent cowardly brunch preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Flesh Place Of Business Old Irish Cottage

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Passionate internal respiration

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Sooty angry partner

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Flesh Place Of Business Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: insane native becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: frum multi-colored cuckoldry step-uncle's house

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Flesh Place Of Business Old Irish Cottage

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: Sooty angry partner

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Disturbing point messiness

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: frum multi-colored cuckoldry step-uncle's house

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: contagious office

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)