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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
Garnet razzle-dazzle field place of business
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
contagious organic girlfriend
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
Clear Station
  07/07/12
ty
Magical jewess
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
balding psychic
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
balding psychic
  05/23/12
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Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
balding psychic
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
balding psychic
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
territorial razzmatazz resort
  05/23/12
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Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button
  05/23/12
flame
thirsty rough-skinned rigor
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
Mint Wonderful Mad-dog Skullcap
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
Mint Wonderful Mad-dog Skullcap
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
Black insane legal warrant theater stage
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
Floppy Selfie Windowlicker
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
Iridescent step-uncle's house candlestick maker
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
exhilarant institution clown
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
avocado tattoo native
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
Black insane legal warrant theater stage
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
balding psychic
  05/23/12
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Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
exhilarant institution clown
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
Bistre karate
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
Opaque hominid center
  05/23/12
do you still play?
contagious organic girlfriend
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
amber church building sweet tailpipe
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
fuchsia lay idea he suggested
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
Vigorous property marketing idea
  05/23/12
180
mind-boggling honey-headed stage
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
ebony low-t house elastic band
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
yapping misunderstood quadroon
  05/23/12
thank you brother
Stirring gay wizard
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
yapping misunderstood quadroon
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
arrogant galvanic garrison cumskin
  05/23/12
ty
Magical jewess
  05/23/12
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Titillating Toilet Seat
  07/15/12
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Garnet razzle-dazzle field place of business
  10/14/12
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embarrassed to the bone rehab
  06/24/17
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Provocative location
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
Magical jewess
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
Splenetic ceo messiness
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
misanthropic orchestra pit
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
Infuriating business firm
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
Infuriating business firm
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
arrogant galvanic garrison cumskin
  05/23/12
srsly?
contagious organic girlfriend
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
ebony low-t house elastic band
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
arrogant galvanic garrison cumskin
  05/23/12
link?
contagious organic girlfriend
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
contagious organic girlfriend
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
Ultramarine greedy antidepressant drug
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
cracking hilarious electric furnace
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
Plum set juggernaut
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
Vigorous property marketing idea
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
Peach box office gaming laptop
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
Iridescent step-uncle's house candlestick maker
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
disgusting travel guidebook office
  07/06/12
cr
razzle heaven legend
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
Iridescent step-uncle's house candlestick maker
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
disgusting travel guidebook office
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
razzle heaven legend
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
Judgmental Old Irish Cottage School Cafeteria
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
pearl jew cuck
  07/06/12
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Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
milky pocket flask
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
Heady carnelian stead mental disorder
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
concupiscible cowardly public bath mad cow disease
  07/15/12
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Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button
  07/15/12
bullshit
arrogant galvanic garrison cumskin
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
Ultramarine greedy antidepressant drug
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
Sepia bateful spot
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button
  09/15/12
lol
dead sadistic regret really tough guy
  09/15/12
you have a problem
Soul-stirring trump supporter library
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
buck-toothed cerebral site crotch
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
contagious organic girlfriend
  10/04/12
tcr
Curious canary trailer park
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
cyan den
  09/16/12
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Curious canary trailer park
  10/04/12
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Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
Histrionic bat-shit-crazy church
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
Histrionic bat-shit-crazy church
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
Magical jewess
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
lavender impertinent boiling water address
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
Histrionic bat-shit-crazy church
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
buck-toothed cerebral site crotch
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
Histrionic bat-shit-crazy church
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
Walnut yarmulke corner
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
Electric Twinkling Uncleanness Voyeur
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
Mischievous Citrine Tanning Salon Sex Offender
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
adventurous ticket booth nowag
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
cracking hilarious electric furnace
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
Lascivious unholy filthpig
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
Iridescent step-uncle's house candlestick maker
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
Iridescent step-uncle's house candlestick maker
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
cracking hilarious electric furnace
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
Mischievous Citrine Tanning Salon Sex Offender
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button
  03/28/14
lol idiot
irradiated beta masturbator preventive strike
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
Histrionic bat-shit-crazy church
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
Black insane legal warrant theater stage
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
lemon queen of the night
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
drunken ungodly national halford
  03/30/14
how did it go?
aromatic reading party hairy legs
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
bright boistinker university
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button
  06/24/17
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Rambunctious senate
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
Fragrant crawly school
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
drunken ungodly national halford
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button
  06/24/17
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Fragrant crawly school
  06/24/17
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claret big internal respiration shitlib
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
chocolate roommate stain
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
Fragrant crawly school
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
Black insane legal warrant theater stage
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
chocolate roommate stain
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
Splenetic ceo messiness
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Garnet razzle-dazzle field place of business

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: contagious organic girlfriend

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: Clear Station

new mexico then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036745)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Magical jewess

ty

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: balding psychic

I don't believe you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748572)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button

i wish i didn't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748583)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: balding psychic

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: balding psychic

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: balding psychic

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: territorial razzmatazz resort

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: thirsty rough-skinned rigor

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Mint Wonderful Mad-dog Skullcap

what stakes? live? online?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Mint Wonderful Mad-dog Skullcap

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: Black insane legal warrant theater stage

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Floppy Selfie Windowlicker

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: Iridescent step-uncle's house candlestick maker

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: exhilarant institution clown

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: avocado tattoo native

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Black insane legal warrant theater stage

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: balding psychic

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: exhilarant institution clown

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: Bistre karate

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: Opaque hominid center

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: contagious organic girlfriend

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: amber church building sweet tailpipe

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: fuchsia lay idea he suggested

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: Vigorous property marketing idea

hu4rollz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748861)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: mind-boggling honey-headed stage

180

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: ebony low-t house elastic band

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: yapping misunderstood quadroon

(is Michael Clayton)

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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Stirring gay wizard

thank you brother

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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: yapping misunderstood quadroon

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: arrogant galvanic garrison cumskin

how much did you win?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Magical jewess

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: Titillating Toilet Seat



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: Garnet razzle-dazzle field place of business



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone rehab



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Provocative location



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Magical jewess

got any gambling tips?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: Splenetic ceo messiness

So... Where do you play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751225)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: misanthropic orchestra pit

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Infuriating business firm

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Infuriating business firm

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: arrogant galvanic garrison cumskin

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: contagious organic girlfriend

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: ebony low-t house elastic band

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: arrogant galvanic garrison cumskin

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: contagious organic girlfriend

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: contagious organic girlfriend

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: Ultramarine greedy antidepressant drug

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: cracking hilarious electric furnace

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: Plum set juggernaut

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Vigorous property marketing idea

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Peach box office gaming laptop

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: Iridescent step-uncle's house candlestick maker

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: disgusting travel guidebook office

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: razzle heaven legend

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: Iridescent step-uncle's house candlestick maker

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: disgusting travel guidebook office

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: razzle heaven legend

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: Judgmental Old Irish Cottage School Cafeteria

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: pearl jew cuck

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: milky pocket flask

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: Heady carnelian stead mental disorder

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: concupiscible cowardly public bath mad cow disease

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: arrogant galvanic garrison cumskin

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: Ultramarine greedy antidepressant drug

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: Sepia bateful spot

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: dead sadistic regret really tough guy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: Soul-stirring trump supporter library

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: buck-toothed cerebral site crotch

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: contagious organic girlfriend

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: Curious canary trailer park

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: cyan den

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Curious canary trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: Histrionic bat-shit-crazy church

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: Histrionic bat-shit-crazy church

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: Magical jewess

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: lavender impertinent boiling water address

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: Histrionic bat-shit-crazy church

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: buck-toothed cerebral site crotch

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: Histrionic bat-shit-crazy church

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: Walnut yarmulke corner

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Electric Twinkling Uncleanness Voyeur

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Mischievous Citrine Tanning Salon Sex Offender

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: adventurous ticket booth nowag

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: cracking hilarious electric furnace

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Lascivious unholy filthpig

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Iridescent step-uncle's house candlestick maker

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: Iridescent step-uncle's house candlestick maker

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: cracking hilarious electric furnace

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Mischievous Citrine Tanning Salon Sex Offender

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: irradiated beta masturbator preventive strike

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: Histrionic bat-shit-crazy church

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: Black insane legal warrant theater stage

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: lemon queen of the night

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: drunken ungodly national halford

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: aromatic reading party hairy legs

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: bright boistinker university

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Rambunctious senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Fragrant crawly school

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: drunken ungodly national halford

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Fragrant crawly school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: claret big internal respiration shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: chocolate roommate stain

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Fragrant crawly school

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: Amethyst Useless Piazza Factory Reset Button

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Black insane legal warrant theater stage

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: chocolate roommate stain

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Splenetic ceo messiness

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)