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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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Cracking massive legend
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
ruddy disgusting love of her life kitchen
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
mind-boggling electric furnace preventive strike
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
Rough-skinned beta trump supporter
  07/07/12
ty
charismatic affirmative action
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
Vigorous anal theatre
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
Cracking massive legend
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
Vigorous anal theatre
  05/23/12
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Cracking massive legend
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
Vigorous anal theatre
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
Cracking massive legend
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
Vigorous anal theatre
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
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  05/23/12
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Cracking massive legend
  05/23/12
flame
Razzmatazz French Dingle Berry Cuck
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
outnumbered stag film
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
Cracking massive legend
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
outnumbered stag film
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
Cracking massive legend
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
Translucent office striped hyena
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
Cracking massive legend
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
hairless kitty lodge
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
Appetizing wagecucks foreskin
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
thirsty jet-lagged windowlicker
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
galvanic ape
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
Translucent office striped hyena
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
Vigorous anal theatre
  05/23/12
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Cracking massive legend
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
thirsty jet-lagged windowlicker
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
Exhilarant giraffe dog poop
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
rose main people
  05/23/12
do you still play?
mind-boggling electric furnace preventive strike
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
boyish high-end factory reset button box office
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
shivering submissive plaza keepsake machete
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
slate forum multi-billionaire
  05/23/12
180
Odious Legal Warrant
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
alcoholic cerebral macaca famous landscape painting
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
180 Property Coffee Pot
  05/23/12
thank you brother
Flatulent curious pozpig
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
180 Property Coffee Pot
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
Heady nursing home
  05/23/12
ty
charismatic affirmative action
  05/23/12
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  07/15/12
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ruddy disgusting love of her life kitchen
  10/14/12
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  06/24/17
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motley heaven
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
charismatic affirmative action
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
offensive unhinged cuckoldry
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
garnet mother lettuce
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
Swashbuckling Hyperactive Station
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
Swashbuckling Hyperactive Station
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
Heady nursing home
  05/23/12
srsly?
mind-boggling electric furnace preventive strike
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
alcoholic cerebral macaca famous landscape painting
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
Heady nursing home
  05/23/12
link?
mind-boggling electric furnace preventive strike
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
mind-boggling electric furnace preventive strike
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
concupiscible mental disorder shitlib
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
Marvelous ticket booth
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
Cracking massive legend
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
claret maniacal point
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
slate forum multi-billionaire
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
Cracking massive legend
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
Navy parlour goyim
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
Cracking massive legend
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
Appetizing wagecucks foreskin
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
razzle internal respiration people who are hurt
  07/06/12
cr
hot set persian
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
Appetizing wagecucks foreskin
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
razzle internal respiration people who are hurt
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
hot set persian
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
Umber rigpig range
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
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  07/06/12
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Cracking massive legend
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
Electric trailer park
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
flesh pungent house deer antler
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
Wonderful travel guidebook elastic band
  07/15/12
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Cracking massive legend
  07/15/12
bullshit
Heady nursing home
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
concupiscible mental disorder shitlib
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
bisexual shimmering friendly grandma
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
Cracking massive legend
  09/15/12
lol
bossy comical background story
  09/15/12
you have a problem
citrine fat ankles crackhouse
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
Cracking massive legend
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
At-the-ready school trust fund
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
mind-boggling electric furnace preventive strike
  10/04/12
tcr
Poppy Aromatic Church Hominid
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
Carmine talented selfie whorehouse
  09/16/12
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Poppy Aromatic Church Hominid
  10/04/12
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Cracking massive legend
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
insane chapel
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
Cracking massive legend
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
insane chapel
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
charismatic affirmative action
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
Cracking massive legend
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
rambunctious beady-eyed abode
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
insane chapel
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
At-the-ready school trust fund
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
insane chapel
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
alcoholic ivory alpha
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
Grizzly Voyeur
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
brilliant gaping
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
lascivious stead reading party
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
Marvelous ticket booth
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
smoky soul-stirring doctorate faggot firefighter
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
Appetizing wagecucks foreskin
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
Appetizing wagecucks foreskin
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
Marvelous ticket booth
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
brilliant gaping
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
Cracking massive legend
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
Cracking massive legend
  03/28/14
lol idiot
unholy theater
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
insane chapel
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
Cracking massive legend
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
Translucent office striped hyena
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
iridescent mischievous resort potus
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
Brass Drunken Clown
  03/30/14
how did it go?
Sick bateful hospital
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
chocolate bawdyhouse pisswyrm
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
Cracking massive legend
  06/24/17
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Plum Rehab Partner
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
Underhanded university
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
Brass Drunken Clown
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
Cracking massive legend
  06/24/17
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Underhanded university
  06/24/17
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Federal cheese-eating space
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
Nofapping Tattoo Dilemma
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
Underhanded university
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
Cracking massive legend
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
Translucent office striped hyena
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
Nofapping Tattoo Dilemma
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
offensive unhinged cuckoldry
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Cracking massive legend



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: ruddy disgusting love of her life kitchen

why dont u start a new life in mexico

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling electric furnace preventive strike

yeah that only works if you have money.

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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: Rough-skinned beta trump supporter

new mexico then?

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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: charismatic affirmative action

ty

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Vigorous anal theatre

I don't believe you

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Cracking massive legend

i wish i didn't believe me

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Vigorous anal theatre

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: Cracking massive legend



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Vigorous anal theatre

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Cracking massive legend

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Vigorous anal theatre

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: jet slimy church building genital piercing

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Cracking massive legend



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz French Dingle Berry Cuck

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: outnumbered stag film

what stakes? live? online?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Cracking massive legend

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: outnumbered stag film

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: Cracking massive legend

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: Translucent office striped hyena

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Cracking massive legend

poker is my leak

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: hairless kitty lodge

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: Appetizing wagecucks foreskin

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: thirsty jet-lagged windowlicker

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: galvanic ape

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Translucent office striped hyena

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Vigorous anal theatre

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Cracking massive legend



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: thirsty jet-lagged windowlicker

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: Exhilarant giraffe dog poop

which casinos do you play at?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: rose main people

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: mind-boggling electric furnace preventive strike

do you still play?

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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: boyish high-end factory reset button box office

elaborate, please

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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: shivering submissive plaza keepsake machete

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: slate forum multi-billionaire

hu4rollz?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: Odious Legal Warrant

180

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: alcoholic cerebral macaca famous landscape painting

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: 180 Property Coffee Pot

(is Michael Clayton)

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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Flatulent curious pozpig

thank you brother

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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: 180 Property Coffee Pot

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: Heady nursing home

how much did you win?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: charismatic affirmative action

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: thriller ultramarine sandwich



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: ruddy disgusting love of her life kitchen



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: Peach liquid oxygen spot



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: motley heaven



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: charismatic affirmative action

got any gambling tips?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: offensive unhinged cuckoldry

So... Where do you play?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: garnet mother lettuce

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hyperactive Station

20/40 is limit

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hyperactive Station

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Heady nursing home

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling electric furnace preventive strike

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: alcoholic cerebral macaca famous landscape painting

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: Heady nursing home

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: mind-boggling electric furnace preventive strike

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: mind-boggling electric furnace preventive strike

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: concupiscible mental disorder shitlib

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: Marvelous ticket booth

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: Cracking massive legend

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: claret maniacal point

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: slate forum multi-billionaire

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: Cracking massive legend

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Navy parlour goyim

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: Cracking massive legend

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: Appetizing wagecucks foreskin

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: razzle internal respiration people who are hurt

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: hot set persian

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: Appetizing wagecucks foreskin

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: razzle internal respiration people who are hurt

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: hot set persian

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: Umber rigpig range

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy saffron locale

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: Cracking massive legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Electric trailer park

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: flesh pungent house deer antler

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: Wonderful travel guidebook elastic band

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: Cracking massive legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: Heady nursing home

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: concupiscible mental disorder shitlib

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: bisexual shimmering friendly grandma

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: Cracking massive legend

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: bossy comical background story

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: citrine fat ankles crackhouse

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: Cracking massive legend

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: At-the-ready school trust fund

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: mind-boggling electric furnace preventive strike

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: Poppy Aromatic Church Hominid

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Carmine talented selfie whorehouse

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Poppy Aromatic Church Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: Cracking massive legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: insane chapel

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: Cracking massive legend

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: insane chapel

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: charismatic affirmative action

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Cracking massive legend

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: rambunctious beady-eyed abode

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: insane chapel

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: At-the-ready school trust fund

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: insane chapel

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: alcoholic ivory alpha

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Grizzly Voyeur

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: brilliant gaping

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: lascivious stead reading party

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Marvelous ticket booth

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: smoky soul-stirring doctorate faggot firefighter

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Appetizing wagecucks foreskin

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: Appetizing wagecucks foreskin

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Marvelous ticket booth

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: brilliant gaping

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Cracking massive legend

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: Cracking massive legend

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: unholy theater

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: insane chapel

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Cracking massive legend

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: Translucent office striped hyena

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: iridescent mischievous resort potus

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Brass Drunken Clown

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Sick bateful hospital

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: chocolate bawdyhouse pisswyrm

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Cracking massive legend

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Plum Rehab Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Underhanded university

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Brass Drunken Clown

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Cracking massive legend

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Underhanded university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Federal cheese-eating space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Nofapping Tattoo Dilemma

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Underhanded university

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: Cracking massive legend

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Translucent office striped hyena

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: Nofapping Tattoo Dilemma

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: offensive unhinged cuckoldry

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)