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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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stirring alcoholic parlour
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
bateful garnet affirmative action
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
Slate Corn Cake
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
Amethyst passionate space therapy
  07/07/12
ty
Electric legal warrant
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
at-the-ready tank blood rage
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
stirring alcoholic parlour
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
at-the-ready tank blood rage
  05/23/12
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stirring alcoholic parlour
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
at-the-ready tank blood rage
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
stirring alcoholic parlour
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
at-the-ready tank blood rage
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
angry twisted community account twinkling uncleanness
  05/23/12
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stirring alcoholic parlour
  05/23/12
flame
Nudist halford
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
Brindle bawdyhouse prole
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
stirring alcoholic parlour
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
Brindle bawdyhouse prole
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
stirring alcoholic parlour
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
Razzmatazz orchestra pit
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
stirring alcoholic parlour
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
Irradiated Den
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
Onyx trump supporter hospital
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
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  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
Infuriating Hideous Private Investor
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
Razzmatazz orchestra pit
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
at-the-ready tank blood rage
  05/23/12
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stirring alcoholic parlour
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
Primrose office genital piercing
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
buff low-t filthpig area
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
Pungent lascivious digit ratio sneaky criminal
  05/23/12
do you still play?
Slate Corn Cake
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
abusive theater
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
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  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
Spruce excitant multi-billionaire
  05/23/12
180
ivory self-absorbed whorehouse
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
sadistic bat shit crazy boiling water
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
mint persian
  05/23/12
thank you brother
clear theater stage
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
mint persian
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
multi-colored school
  05/23/12
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Electric legal warrant
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Indecent razzle-dazzle business firm chad
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
Electric legal warrant
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
gay ungodly associate
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
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  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
Vigorous coldplay fan toilet seat
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
Vigorous coldplay fan toilet seat
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
multi-colored school
  05/23/12
srsly?
Slate Corn Cake
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
sadistic bat shit crazy boiling water
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
multi-colored school
  05/23/12
link?
Slate Corn Cake
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
Slate Corn Cake
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
mustard gunner trailer park
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
Vivacious tan goyim
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
stirring alcoholic parlour
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
Swashbuckling Iridescent Base New Version
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
Spruce excitant multi-billionaire
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
stirring alcoholic parlour
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
dark aphrodisiac tattoo
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
stirring alcoholic parlour
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
Onyx trump supporter hospital
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
adventurous cobalt ape
  07/06/12
cr
Impressive Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
Onyx trump supporter hospital
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
adventurous cobalt ape
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
Impressive Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
house-broken pearly corner gaping
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
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stirring alcoholic parlour
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
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I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
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  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
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  07/15/12
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stirring alcoholic parlour
  07/15/12
bullshit
multi-colored school
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
mustard gunner trailer park
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
chestnut galvanic faggotry
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
stirring alcoholic parlour
  09/15/12
lol
Umber Bossy Sanctuary
  09/15/12
you have a problem
rough-skinned plaza messiness
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
stirring alcoholic parlour
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
glassy unhinged property
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
Slate Corn Cake
  10/04/12
tcr
stimulating pozpig
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
Ruddy pit juggernaut
  09/16/12
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stimulating pozpig
  10/04/12
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stirring alcoholic parlour
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
Curious cruel-hearted nursing home ceo
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
stirring alcoholic parlour
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
Curious cruel-hearted nursing home ceo
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
Electric legal warrant
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
stirring alcoholic parlour
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
Exciting Emerald University People Who Are Hurt
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
Curious cruel-hearted nursing home ceo
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
glassy unhinged property
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
Curious cruel-hearted nursing home ceo
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
provocative deranged fortuitous meteor
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
Grizzly tanning salon
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
flatulent turquoise fat ankles
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
Chocolate Field Potus
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
Vivacious tan goyim
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
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why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
Onyx trump supporter hospital
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
Onyx trump supporter hospital
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
Vivacious tan goyim
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
flatulent turquoise fat ankles
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
stirring alcoholic parlour
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
stirring alcoholic parlour
  03/28/14
lol idiot
Odious brass range feces
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
Curious cruel-hearted nursing home ceo
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
stirring alcoholic parlour
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
Razzmatazz orchestra pit
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
Swollen twinkling ratface
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
fragrant dull point
  03/30/14
how did it go?
sooty arousing shrine
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
green crusty hissy fit
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
stirring alcoholic parlour
  06/24/17
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carnelian beady-eyed nibblets
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
awkward narrow-minded macaca wagecucks
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
fragrant dull point
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
stirring alcoholic parlour
  06/24/17
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awkward narrow-minded macaca wagecucks
  06/24/17
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didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
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  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
awkward narrow-minded macaca wagecucks
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
stirring alcoholic parlour
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
Razzmatazz orchestra pit
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
khaki supple factory reset button dog poop
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: stirring alcoholic parlour



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: bateful garnet affirmative action

why dont u start a new life in mexico

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: Slate Corn Cake

yeah that only works if you have money.

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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: Amethyst passionate space therapy

new mexico then?

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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Electric legal warrant

ty

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: at-the-ready tank blood rage

I don't believe you

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: stirring alcoholic parlour

i wish i didn't believe me

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: at-the-ready tank blood rage

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: stirring alcoholic parlour



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: at-the-ready tank blood rage

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: stirring alcoholic parlour

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: at-the-ready tank blood rage

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: angry twisted community account twinkling uncleanness

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: stirring alcoholic parlour



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: Nudist halford

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Brindle bawdyhouse prole

what stakes? live? online?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: stirring alcoholic parlour

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Brindle bawdyhouse prole

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: stirring alcoholic parlour

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: Razzmatazz orchestra pit

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: stirring alcoholic parlour

poker is my leak

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Irradiated Den

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: Onyx trump supporter hospital

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: Primrose office genital piercing

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Infuriating Hideous Private Investor

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Razzmatazz orchestra pit

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: at-the-ready tank blood rage

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: stirring alcoholic parlour



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: Primrose office genital piercing

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: buff low-t filthpig area

which casinos do you play at?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: Pungent lascivious digit ratio sneaky criminal

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Slate Corn Cake

do you still play?

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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: abusive theater

elaborate, please

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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: bisexual titillating principal's office rigpig

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: Spruce excitant multi-billionaire

hu4rollz?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: ivory self-absorbed whorehouse

180

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: sadistic bat shit crazy boiling water

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: mint persian

(is Michael Clayton)

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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: clear theater stage

thank you brother

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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: mint persian

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: multi-colored school

how much did you win?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Electric legal warrant

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Electric legal warrant

got any gambling tips?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: gay ungodly associate

So... Where do you play?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: ocher spectacular stain antidepressant drug

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Vigorous coldplay fan toilet seat

20/40 is limit

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Vigorous coldplay fan toilet seat

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: multi-colored school

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Slate Corn Cake

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: sadistic bat shit crazy boiling water

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: multi-colored school

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: Slate Corn Cake

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: Slate Corn Cake

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: mustard gunner trailer park

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: Vivacious tan goyim

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: stirring alcoholic parlour

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Iridescent Base New Version

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Spruce excitant multi-billionaire

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: stirring alcoholic parlour

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: dark aphrodisiac tattoo

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: stirring alcoholic parlour

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: Onyx trump supporter hospital

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: adventurous cobalt ape

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: Impressive Scourge Upon The Earth

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: Onyx trump supporter hospital

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: adventurous cobalt ape

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Impressive Scourge Upon The Earth

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: house-broken pearly corner gaping

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Exhilarant pocket flask

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: stirring alcoholic parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Misanthropic Bearded Crackhouse Liquid Oxygen

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: peach gaped indian lodge

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: jade cuckold partner

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: stirring alcoholic parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: multi-colored school

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: mustard gunner trailer park

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: chestnut galvanic faggotry

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: stirring alcoholic parlour

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: Umber Bossy Sanctuary

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: rough-skinned plaza messiness

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: stirring alcoholic parlour

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: glassy unhinged property

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Slate Corn Cake

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: stimulating pozpig

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Ruddy pit juggernaut

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: stimulating pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: stirring alcoholic parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: Curious cruel-hearted nursing home ceo

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: stirring alcoholic parlour

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: Curious cruel-hearted nursing home ceo

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: Electric legal warrant

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: stirring alcoholic parlour

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: Exciting Emerald University People Who Are Hurt

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: Curious cruel-hearted nursing home ceo

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: glassy unhinged property

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: Curious cruel-hearted nursing home ceo

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: provocative deranged fortuitous meteor

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Grizzly tanning salon

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: flatulent turquoise fat ankles

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Chocolate Field Potus

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Vivacious tan goyim

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Cream incel stag film

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Onyx trump supporter hospital

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: Onyx trump supporter hospital

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Vivacious tan goyim

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: flatulent turquoise fat ankles

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: stirring alcoholic parlour

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: stirring alcoholic parlour

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: Odious brass range feces

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: Curious cruel-hearted nursing home ceo

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: stirring alcoholic parlour

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz orchestra pit

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Swollen twinkling ratface

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: fragrant dull point

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: sooty arousing shrine

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: green crusty hissy fit

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: stirring alcoholic parlour

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: carnelian beady-eyed nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: awkward narrow-minded macaca wagecucks

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: fragrant dull point

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: stirring alcoholic parlour

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: awkward narrow-minded macaca wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Hairraiser address puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: khaki supple factory reset button dog poop

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: awkward narrow-minded macaca wagecucks

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: stirring alcoholic parlour

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Razzmatazz orchestra pit

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: khaki supple factory reset button dog poop

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: gay ungodly associate

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)