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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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nighttime orchestra pit partner
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
aphrodisiac cuck dingle berry
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
Swashbuckling stead
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
curious apoplectic clown
  07/07/12
ty
Odious slimy idea he suggested place of business
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
Cracking jew preventive strike
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
nighttime orchestra pit partner
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
Cracking jew preventive strike
  05/23/12
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nighttime orchestra pit partner
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
Cracking jew preventive strike
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
nighttime orchestra pit partner
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
Cracking jew preventive strike
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
electric godawful wagecucks people who are hurt
  05/23/12
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nighttime orchestra pit partner
  05/23/12
flame
Misanthropic sanctuary
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
Gold arousing sweet tailpipe brunch
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
nighttime orchestra pit partner
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
Gold arousing sweet tailpipe brunch
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
nighttime orchestra pit partner
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
Blue supple police squad parlour
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
nighttime orchestra pit partner
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
Avocado Sick Sex Offender
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
Sexy Dog Poop School
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
soul-stirring temple roommate
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
appetizing pisswyrm fanboi
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
Blue supple police squad parlour
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
Cracking jew preventive strike
  05/23/12
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nighttime orchestra pit partner
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
soul-stirring temple roommate
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
Bateful sneaky criminal institution
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
Dun mad cow disease
  05/23/12
do you still play?
Swashbuckling stead
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
anal black woman business firm
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
titillating nibblets
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
dashing pea-brained location
  05/23/12
180
Useless Flesh Queen Of The Night
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
fragrant crimson house
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
Boyish Gunner Famous Landscape Painting
  05/23/12
thank you brother
gaped church puppy
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
Boyish Gunner Famous Landscape Painting
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
Ruby cheese-eating ceo abode
  05/23/12
ty
Odious slimy idea he suggested place of business
  05/23/12
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180 learning disabled fat ankles tattoo
  07/15/12
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aphrodisiac cuck dingle berry
  10/14/12
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Rebellious step-uncle's house
  06/24/17
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Flushed concupiscible bawdyhouse
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
Odious slimy idea he suggested place of business
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
Spectacular Saffron Indian Lodge Idiot
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
Irate bat shit crazy macaca point
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
Cocky Charismatic Water Buffalo
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
Cocky Charismatic Water Buffalo
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
Ruby cheese-eating ceo abode
  05/23/12
srsly?
Swashbuckling stead
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
fragrant crimson house
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
Ruby cheese-eating ceo abode
  05/23/12
link?
Swashbuckling stead
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
Swashbuckling stead
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
Onyx parlor cuckoldry
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
Hairraiser Zippy Brethren
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
nighttime orchestra pit partner
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
Motley chestnut heaven quadroon
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
dashing pea-brained location
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
nighttime orchestra pit partner
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
bronze aromatic plaza alpha
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
nighttime orchestra pit partner
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
Sexy Dog Poop School
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
Provocative theater stage pocket flask
  07/06/12
cr
sticky diverse chad hospital
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
Sexy Dog Poop School
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
Provocative theater stage pocket flask
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
sticky diverse chad hospital
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
Shaky weed whacker
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
Galvanic hall lettuce
  07/06/12
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nighttime orchestra pit partner
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
emerald hell skinny woman
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
thriller therapy headpube
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
histrionic senate knife
  07/15/12
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nighttime orchestra pit partner
  07/15/12
bullshit
Ruby cheese-eating ceo abode
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
Onyx parlor cuckoldry
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
Drab Old Irish Cottage Piazza
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
nighttime orchestra pit partner
  09/15/12
lol
bonkers university mediation
  09/15/12
you have a problem
haunting talented useless brakes gas station
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
nighttime orchestra pit partner
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
Peach international law enforcement agency library
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
Swashbuckling stead
  10/04/12
tcr
Excitant chest-beating gay wizard
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
light heady base boltzmann
  09/16/12
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Excitant chest-beating gay wizard
  10/04/12
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nighttime orchestra pit partner
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
Passionate impertinent tank
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
nighttime orchestra pit partner
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
Passionate impertinent tank
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
Odious slimy idea he suggested place of business
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
nighttime orchestra pit partner
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
Harsh Corner
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
Passionate impertinent tank
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
Peach international law enforcement agency library
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
Passionate impertinent tank
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
glittery multi-billionaire chapel
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
floppy yellow hunting ground
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
frozen chartreuse fortuitous meteor station
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
Painfully honest amethyst stag film
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
Hairraiser Zippy Brethren
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
Multi-colored spot masturbator
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
Sexy Dog Poop School
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
Sexy Dog Poop School
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
Hairraiser Zippy Brethren
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
frozen chartreuse fortuitous meteor station
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
nighttime orchestra pit partner
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
nighttime orchestra pit partner
  03/28/14
lol idiot
Filthy crusty feces box office
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
Passionate impertinent tank
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
nighttime orchestra pit partner
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
Blue supple police squad parlour
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
Comical Affirmative Action Mood
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
Ivory Hyperventilating State
  03/30/14
how did it go?
purple nowag
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
mauve laughsome cruise ship
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
nighttime orchestra pit partner
  06/24/17
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umber ticket booth
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
Burgundy indecent codepig
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
Ivory Hyperventilating State
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
nighttime orchestra pit partner
  06/24/17
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Burgundy indecent codepig
  06/24/17
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razzle regret haunted graveyard
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
Mind-boggling Bistre National Newt
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
Burgundy indecent codepig
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
nighttime orchestra pit partner
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
Blue supple police squad parlour
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
Mind-boggling Bistre National Newt
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
Spectacular Saffron Indian Lodge Idiot
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: nighttime orchestra pit partner



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: aphrodisiac cuck dingle berry

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling stead

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: curious apoplectic clown

new mexico then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036745)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Odious slimy idea he suggested place of business

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784047)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Cracking jew preventive strike

I don't believe you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748572)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: nighttime orchestra pit partner

i wish i didn't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748583)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Cracking jew preventive strike

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: nighttime orchestra pit partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748604)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Cracking jew preventive strike

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: nighttime orchestra pit partner

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Cracking jew preventive strike

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: electric godawful wagecucks people who are hurt

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: nighttime orchestra pit partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748621)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: Misanthropic sanctuary

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Gold arousing sweet tailpipe brunch

what stakes? live? online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748584)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: nighttime orchestra pit partner

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Gold arousing sweet tailpipe brunch

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: nighttime orchestra pit partner

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: Blue supple police squad parlour

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: nighttime orchestra pit partner

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Avocado Sick Sex Offender

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: Sexy Dog Poop School

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: soul-stirring temple roommate

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: appetizing pisswyrm fanboi

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Blue supple police squad parlour

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Cracking jew preventive strike

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: nighttime orchestra pit partner



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: soul-stirring temple roommate

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: Bateful sneaky criminal institution

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: Dun mad cow disease

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling stead

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: anal black woman business firm

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: titillating nibblets

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: dashing pea-brained location

hu4rollz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748861)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: Useless Flesh Queen Of The Night

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750204)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: fragrant crimson house

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: Boyish Gunner Famous Landscape Painting

(is Michael Clayton)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750968)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: gaped church puppy

thank you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280937)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Boyish Gunner Famous Landscape Painting

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: Ruby cheese-eating ceo abode

how much did you win?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Odious slimy idea he suggested place of business

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: 180 learning disabled fat ankles tattoo



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: aphrodisiac cuck dingle berry



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: Rebellious step-uncle's house



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Flushed concupiscible bawdyhouse



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Odious slimy idea he suggested place of business

got any gambling tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: Spectacular Saffron Indian Lodge Idiot

So... Where do you play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751225)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Irate bat shit crazy macaca point

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Cocky Charismatic Water Buffalo

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Cocky Charismatic Water Buffalo

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Ruby cheese-eating ceo abode

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling stead

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: fragrant crimson house

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: Ruby cheese-eating ceo abode

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling stead

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: Swashbuckling stead

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: Onyx parlor cuckoldry

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser Zippy Brethren

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: nighttime orchestra pit partner

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: Motley chestnut heaven quadroon

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: dashing pea-brained location

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: nighttime orchestra pit partner

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: bronze aromatic plaza alpha

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: nighttime orchestra pit partner

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: Sexy Dog Poop School

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: Provocative theater stage pocket flask

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: sticky diverse chad hospital

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: Sexy Dog Poop School

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: Provocative theater stage pocket flask

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: sticky diverse chad hospital

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: Shaky weed whacker

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Galvanic hall lettuce

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: nighttime orchestra pit partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: emerald hell skinny woman

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: thriller therapy headpube

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: histrionic senate knife

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: nighttime orchestra pit partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: Ruby cheese-eating ceo abode

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: Onyx parlor cuckoldry

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: Drab Old Irish Cottage Piazza

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: nighttime orchestra pit partner

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: bonkers university mediation

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: haunting talented useless brakes gas station

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: nighttime orchestra pit partner

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Peach international law enforcement agency library

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Swashbuckling stead

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: Excitant chest-beating gay wizard

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: light heady base boltzmann

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Excitant chest-beating gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: nighttime orchestra pit partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: Passionate impertinent tank

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: nighttime orchestra pit partner

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: Passionate impertinent tank

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: Odious slimy idea he suggested place of business

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: nighttime orchestra pit partner

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: Harsh Corner

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: Passionate impertinent tank

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: Peach international law enforcement agency library

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: Passionate impertinent tank

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: glittery multi-billionaire chapel

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: floppy yellow hunting ground

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: frozen chartreuse fortuitous meteor station

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Painfully honest amethyst stag film

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Hairraiser Zippy Brethren

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Multi-colored spot masturbator

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Sexy Dog Poop School

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: Sexy Dog Poop School

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser Zippy Brethren

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: frozen chartreuse fortuitous meteor station

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: nighttime orchestra pit partner

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: nighttime orchestra pit partner

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: Filthy crusty feces box office

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: Passionate impertinent tank

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: nighttime orchestra pit partner

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: Blue supple police squad parlour

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Comical Affirmative Action Mood

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Ivory Hyperventilating State

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: purple nowag

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: mauve laughsome cruise ship

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: nighttime orchestra pit partner

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: umber ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Burgundy indecent codepig

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Ivory Hyperventilating State

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: nighttime orchestra pit partner

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Burgundy indecent codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: razzle regret haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Bistre National Newt

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Burgundy indecent codepig

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: nighttime orchestra pit partner

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Blue supple police squad parlour

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Bistre National Newt

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Spectacular Saffron Indian Lodge Idiot

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)