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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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magenta concupiscible stag film
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
Anal beady-eyed locus roommate
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
lascivious yellow parlor
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
Vigorous headpube trailer park
  07/07/12
ty
big alcoholic field
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
big-titted mahogany sneaky criminal
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
magenta concupiscible stag film
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
big-titted mahogany sneaky criminal
  05/23/12
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magenta concupiscible stag film
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
big-titted mahogany sneaky criminal
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
magenta concupiscible stag film
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
big-titted mahogany sneaky criminal
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
soul-stirring base
  05/23/12
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magenta concupiscible stag film
  05/23/12
flame
startling potus
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
Translucent Nubile Multi-billionaire
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
magenta concupiscible stag film
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
Translucent Nubile Multi-billionaire
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
magenta concupiscible stag film
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
comical emerald pit
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
magenta concupiscible stag film
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
Jet state
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
Scarlet Philosopher-king
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
Drunken Gas Station Personal Credit Line
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
dashing carnelian selfie
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
comical emerald pit
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
big-titted mahogany sneaky criminal
  05/23/12
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magenta concupiscible stag film
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
Drunken Gas Station Personal Credit Line
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
alcoholic pistol psychic
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
sticky rough-skinned address
  05/23/12
do you still play?
lascivious yellow parlor
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
hilarious plum wagecucks
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
Slap-happy Milk Circlehead
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
aromatic ticket booth doctorate
  05/23/12
180
Bateful background story rigpig
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
odious lay striped hyena
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
ruddy doobsian foreskin
  05/23/12
thank you brother
bronze demanding home
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
ruddy doobsian foreskin
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
motley university twinkling uncleanness
  05/23/12
ty
big alcoholic field
  05/23/12
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  07/15/12
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Anal beady-eyed locus roommate
  10/14/12
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Sinister appetizing cuck roast beef
  06/24/17
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Diverse lake chad cuckold
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
big alcoholic field
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
Sapphire Seedy Mexican Piazza
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
bisexual nowag range
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
angry hospital love of her life
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
angry hospital love of her life
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
motley university twinkling uncleanness
  05/23/12
srsly?
lascivious yellow parlor
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
odious lay striped hyena
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
motley university twinkling uncleanness
  05/23/12
link?
lascivious yellow parlor
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
lascivious yellow parlor
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
Claret exhilarant clown telephone
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
Orchid Location Mental Disorder
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
magenta concupiscible stag film
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
boyish stead preventive strike
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
aromatic ticket booth doctorate
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
magenta concupiscible stag film
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
duck-like sanctuary haunted graveyard
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
magenta concupiscible stag film
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
Scarlet Philosopher-king
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
Sienna racy national
  07/06/12
cr
pontificating vermilion patrolman rehab
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
Scarlet Philosopher-king
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
Sienna racy national
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
pontificating vermilion patrolman rehab
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
violent apoplectic set weed whacker
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
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  07/06/12
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magenta concupiscible stag film
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
Pearly histrionic ape lettuce
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
Zombie-like twinkling hairy legs cuckoldry
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
Bipolar senate
  07/15/12
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magenta concupiscible stag film
  07/15/12
bullshit
motley university twinkling uncleanness
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
Claret exhilarant clown telephone
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
Idiotic cerebral wrinkle theater stage
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
magenta concupiscible stag film
  09/15/12
lol
Cobalt exciting area degenerate
  09/15/12
you have a problem
mischievous crimson idiot
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
magenta concupiscible stag film
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
Hateful Church Building
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
lascivious yellow parlor
  10/04/12
tcr
Ruby dilemma main people
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
Geriatric Out-of-control Old Irish Cottage
  09/16/12
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Ruby dilemma main people
  10/04/12
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magenta concupiscible stag film
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
Crusty ceo school cafeteria
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
magenta concupiscible stag film
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
Crusty ceo school cafeteria
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
big alcoholic field
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
magenta concupiscible stag film
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
fiercely-loyal sound barrier
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
Crusty ceo school cafeteria
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
Hateful Church Building
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
Crusty ceo school cafeteria
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
flesh soggy center gaping
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
Disturbing spruce reading party digit ratio
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
cheese-eating quadroon
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
Underhanded menage sweet tailpipe
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
Orchid Location Mental Disorder
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
violet liquid oxygen
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
Scarlet Philosopher-king
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
Scarlet Philosopher-king
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
Orchid Location Mental Disorder
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
cheese-eating quadroon
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
magenta concupiscible stag film
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
magenta concupiscible stag film
  03/28/14
lol idiot
purple meetinghouse
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
Crusty ceo school cafeteria
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
magenta concupiscible stag film
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
comical emerald pit
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
Wild Temple
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
Passionate principal's office
  03/30/14
how did it go?
henna azn indirect expression
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
stimulating embarrassed to the bone office
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
magenta concupiscible stag film
  06/24/17
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Gay hall
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
Misanthropic Ungodly Death Wish
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
Passionate principal's office
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
magenta concupiscible stag film
  06/24/17
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Misanthropic Ungodly Death Wish
  06/24/17
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naked pearl step-uncle's house
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
electric round eye
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
Misanthropic Ungodly Death Wish
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
magenta concupiscible stag film
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
comical emerald pit
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
electric round eye
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
Sapphire Seedy Mexican Piazza
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: magenta concupiscible stag film



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Anal beady-eyed locus roommate

why dont u start a new life in mexico

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: lascivious yellow parlor

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: Vigorous headpube trailer park

new mexico then?

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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: big alcoholic field

ty

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: big-titted mahogany sneaky criminal

I don't believe you

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: magenta concupiscible stag film

i wish i didn't believe me

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: big-titted mahogany sneaky criminal

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: magenta concupiscible stag film



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: big-titted mahogany sneaky criminal

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: magenta concupiscible stag film

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: big-titted mahogany sneaky criminal

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring base

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: magenta concupiscible stag film



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: startling potus

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Translucent Nubile Multi-billionaire

what stakes? live? online?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: magenta concupiscible stag film

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Translucent Nubile Multi-billionaire

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: magenta concupiscible stag film

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: comical emerald pit

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: magenta concupiscible stag film

poker is my leak

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Jet state

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: Scarlet Philosopher-king

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: Drunken Gas Station Personal Credit Line

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: dashing carnelian selfie

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: comical emerald pit

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: big-titted mahogany sneaky criminal

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: magenta concupiscible stag film



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: Drunken Gas Station Personal Credit Line

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: alcoholic pistol psychic

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: sticky rough-skinned address

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: lascivious yellow parlor

do you still play?

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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: hilarious plum wagecucks

elaborate, please

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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Slap-happy Milk Circlehead

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: aromatic ticket booth doctorate

hu4rollz?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: Bateful background story rigpig

180

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: odious lay striped hyena

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: ruddy doobsian foreskin

(is Michael Clayton)

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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: bronze demanding home

thank you brother

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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: ruddy doobsian foreskin

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: motley university twinkling uncleanness

how much did you win?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: big alcoholic field

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: Wonderful beta toilet seat site



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: Anal beady-eyed locus roommate



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: big alcoholic field

got any gambling tips?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: Sapphire Seedy Mexican Piazza

So... Where do you play?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: bisexual nowag range

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: angry hospital love of her life

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: angry hospital love of her life

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: motley university twinkling uncleanness

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: lascivious yellow parlor

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: odious lay striped hyena

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: motley university twinkling uncleanness

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: lascivious yellow parlor

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: lascivious yellow parlor

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: Claret exhilarant clown telephone

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: Orchid Location Mental Disorder

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: magenta concupiscible stag film

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: boyish stead preventive strike

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: aromatic ticket booth doctorate

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: magenta concupiscible stag film

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: duck-like sanctuary haunted graveyard

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: magenta concupiscible stag film

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: Scarlet Philosopher-king

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: Sienna racy national

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: pontificating vermilion patrolman rehab

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: Scarlet Philosopher-king

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: Sienna racy national

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: pontificating vermilion patrolman rehab

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: violent apoplectic set weed whacker

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Slate Fragrant Plaza

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: magenta concupiscible stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Pearly histrionic ape lettuce

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: Zombie-like twinkling hairy legs cuckoldry

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: Bipolar senate

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: magenta concupiscible stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: motley university twinkling uncleanness

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: Claret exhilarant clown telephone

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: Idiotic cerebral wrinkle theater stage

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: magenta concupiscible stag film

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: Cobalt exciting area degenerate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: mischievous crimson idiot

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: magenta concupiscible stag film

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Hateful Church Building

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: lascivious yellow parlor

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: Ruby dilemma main people

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Geriatric Out-of-control Old Irish Cottage

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Ruby dilemma main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: magenta concupiscible stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: Crusty ceo school cafeteria

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: magenta concupiscible stag film

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: Crusty ceo school cafeteria

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: big alcoholic field

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: magenta concupiscible stag film

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal sound barrier

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: Crusty ceo school cafeteria

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: Hateful Church Building

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: Crusty ceo school cafeteria

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: flesh soggy center gaping

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Disturbing spruce reading party digit ratio

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: cheese-eating quadroon

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Underhanded menage sweet tailpipe

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Orchid Location Mental Disorder

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: violet liquid oxygen

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Scarlet Philosopher-king

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: Scarlet Philosopher-king

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Orchid Location Mental Disorder

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: cheese-eating quadroon

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: magenta concupiscible stag film

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: magenta concupiscible stag film

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: purple meetinghouse

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: Crusty ceo school cafeteria

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: magenta concupiscible stag film

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: comical emerald pit

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Wild Temple

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Passionate principal's office

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: henna azn indirect expression

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: stimulating embarrassed to the bone office

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: magenta concupiscible stag film

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Gay hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Misanthropic Ungodly Death Wish

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Passionate principal's office

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: magenta concupiscible stag film

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Misanthropic Ungodly Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: naked pearl step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: electric round eye

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Misanthropic Ungodly Death Wish

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: magenta concupiscible stag film

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: comical emerald pit

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: electric round eye

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Sapphire Seedy Mexican Piazza

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)