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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
greedy base
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
fishy toilet seat jap
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
carmine cracking striped hyena
  07/07/12
ty
alcoholic boistinker
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
provocative chrome dingle berry menage
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
provocative chrome dingle berry menage
  05/23/12
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Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
provocative chrome dingle berry menage
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
provocative chrome dingle berry menage
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
Lascivious windowlicker
  05/23/12
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Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend
  05/23/12
flame
Mind-boggling stage background story
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
idiotic party of the first part
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
idiotic party of the first part
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
fiercely-loyal kitty step-uncle's house
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
Orange church trust fund
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
Arrogant filthpig
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
At-the-ready iridescent heaven rigor
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
Racy Crackhouse
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
fiercely-loyal kitty step-uncle's house
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
provocative chrome dingle berry menage
  05/23/12
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Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
At-the-ready iridescent heaven rigor
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
brilliant sticky library hairy legs
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
Aphrodisiac Domesticated Factory Reset Button
  05/23/12
do you still play?
fishy toilet seat jap
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
bespoke fortuitous meteor coffee pot
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
exciting ebony gaping
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
avocado gas station
  05/23/12
180
wonderful very tactful tattoo doctorate
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
Gay Plaza Sneaky Criminal
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
bistre karate
  05/23/12
thank you brother
nofapping mood depressive
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
bistre karate
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
Floppy Nudist Regret
  05/23/12
ty
alcoholic boistinker
  05/23/12
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glittery institution
  07/15/12
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greedy base
  10/14/12
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mahogany vibrant police squad brethren
  06/24/17
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hyperactive flirting corner
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
alcoholic boistinker
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
hot cerise ceo friendly grandma
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
sooty state hominid
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
Fear-inspiring University
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
Fear-inspiring University
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
Floppy Nudist Regret
  05/23/12
srsly?
fishy toilet seat jap
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
Gay Plaza Sneaky Criminal
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
Floppy Nudist Regret
  05/23/12
link?
fishy toilet seat jap
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
fishy toilet seat jap
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
Swollen heady stag film pervert
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
Walnut International Law Enforcement Agency Pozpig
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
cream nibblets round eye
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
avocado gas station
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
Aromatic center
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
Arrogant filthpig
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
Pink native
  07/06/12
cr
lemon titillating personal credit line
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
Arrogant filthpig
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
Pink native
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
lemon titillating personal credit line
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
concupiscible trailer park
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
pale startling becky chapel
  07/06/12
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Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
Ocher Bateful Main People
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
Supple Grizzly Coldplay Fan Public Bath
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
laughsome saffron feces roommate
  07/15/12
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Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend
  07/15/12
bullshit
Floppy Nudist Regret
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
Swollen heady stag film pervert
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
Violet Whorehouse Community Account
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend
  09/15/12
lol
spectacular orchid hunting ground scourge upon the earth
  09/15/12
you have a problem
Mint Business Firm Double Fault
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
electric turdskin tanning salon
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
fishy toilet seat jap
  10/04/12
tcr
abnormal faggot firefighter
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
Charismatic bbw
  09/16/12
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abnormal faggot firefighter
  10/04/12
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Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
effete famous landscape painting giraffe
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
effete famous landscape painting giraffe
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
alcoholic boistinker
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
Razzmatazz honey-headed pit incel
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
effete famous landscape painting giraffe
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
electric turdskin tanning salon
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
effete famous landscape painting giraffe
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
180 insane generalized bond
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
red half-breed crotch
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
Odious mentally impaired theater stage
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
trip opaque hospital puppy
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
Walnut International Law Enforcement Agency Pozpig
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
aggressive clown
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
Arrogant filthpig
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
Arrogant filthpig
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
Walnut International Law Enforcement Agency Pozpig
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
Odious mentally impaired theater stage
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend
  03/28/14
lol idiot
Autistic National
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
effete famous landscape painting giraffe
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
fiercely-loyal kitty step-uncle's house
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
azure galvanic circlehead sweet tailpipe
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
Excitant cuck alpha
  03/30/14
how did it go?
Multi-colored locus
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
Sadistic Offensive Reading Party
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend
  06/24/17
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Diverse meetinghouse mother
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
crimson stead
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
Excitant cuck alpha
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend
  06/24/17
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crimson stead
  06/24/17
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primrose antidepressant drug kitty cat
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
ruddy principal's office
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
crimson stead
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
fiercely-loyal kitty step-uncle's house
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
ruddy principal's office
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
hot cerise ceo friendly grandma
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: greedy base

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: fishy toilet seat jap

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: carmine cracking striped hyena

new mexico then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036745)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: alcoholic boistinker

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784047)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: provocative chrome dingle berry menage

I don't believe you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748572)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend

i wish i didn't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748583)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: provocative chrome dingle berry menage

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748604)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: provocative chrome dingle berry menage

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: provocative chrome dingle berry menage

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: Lascivious windowlicker

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stage background story

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069314)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: idiotic party of the first part

what stakes? live? online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748584)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: idiotic party of the first part

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal kitty step-uncle's house

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Orange church trust fund

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: Arrogant filthpig

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: At-the-ready iridescent heaven rigor

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Racy Crackhouse

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal kitty step-uncle's house

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: provocative chrome dingle berry menage

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: At-the-ready iridescent heaven rigor

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: brilliant sticky library hairy legs

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Domesticated Factory Reset Button

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: fishy toilet seat jap

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: bespoke fortuitous meteor coffee pot

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: exciting ebony gaping

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: avocado gas station

hu4rollz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748861)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: wonderful very tactful tattoo doctorate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750204)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: Gay Plaza Sneaky Criminal

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: bistre karate

(is Michael Clayton)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750968)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: nofapping mood depressive

thank you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280937)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: bistre karate

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: Floppy Nudist Regret

how much did you win?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751187)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: alcoholic boistinker

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751210)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: glittery institution



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: greedy base



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: mahogany vibrant police squad brethren



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: hyperactive flirting corner



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: alcoholic boistinker

got any gambling tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: hot cerise ceo friendly grandma

So... Where do you play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751225)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: sooty state hominid

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring University

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring University

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Floppy Nudist Regret

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: fishy toilet seat jap

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Gay Plaza Sneaky Criminal

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: Floppy Nudist Regret

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: fishy toilet seat jap

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: fishy toilet seat jap

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: Swollen heady stag film pervert

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: Walnut International Law Enforcement Agency Pozpig

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: cream nibblets round eye

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: avocado gas station

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Aromatic center

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: Arrogant filthpig

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: Pink native

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: lemon titillating personal credit line

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: Arrogant filthpig

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: Pink native

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: lemon titillating personal credit line

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: concupiscible trailer park

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: pale startling becky chapel

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Ocher Bateful Main People

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: Supple Grizzly Coldplay Fan Public Bath

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: laughsome saffron feces roommate

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: Floppy Nudist Regret

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: Swollen heady stag film pervert

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: Violet Whorehouse Community Account

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: spectacular orchid hunting ground scourge upon the earth

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: Mint Business Firm Double Fault

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: electric turdskin tanning salon

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: fishy toilet seat jap

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: abnormal faggot firefighter

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Charismatic bbw

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: abnormal faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: effete famous landscape painting giraffe

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: effete famous landscape painting giraffe

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: alcoholic boistinker

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: Razzmatazz honey-headed pit incel

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: effete famous landscape painting giraffe

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: electric turdskin tanning salon

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: effete famous landscape painting giraffe

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: 180 insane generalized bond

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: red half-breed crotch

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: Odious mentally impaired theater stage

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: trip opaque hospital puppy

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Walnut International Law Enforcement Agency Pozpig

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: aggressive clown

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Arrogant filthpig

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: Arrogant filthpig

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Walnut International Law Enforcement Agency Pozpig

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Odious mentally impaired theater stage

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: Autistic National

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: effete famous landscape painting giraffe

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal kitty step-uncle's house

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: azure galvanic circlehead sweet tailpipe

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Excitant cuck alpha

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Multi-colored locus

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Sadistic Offensive Reading Party

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Diverse meetinghouse mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: crimson stead

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Excitant cuck alpha

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: crimson stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: primrose antidepressant drug kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: ruddy principal's office

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: crimson stead

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: Bearded awkward volcanic crater organic girlfriend

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal kitty step-uncle's house

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: ruddy principal's office

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: hot cerise ceo friendly grandma

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)