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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
multi-colored aqua turdskin
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
nofapping hospital double fault
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
mind-boggling alcoholic sanctuary pozpig
  07/07/12
ty
Cyan Boyish Plaza
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
Awkward school
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
Awkward school
  05/23/12
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embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
Awkward school
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
Awkward school
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
hilarious disturbing pit
  05/23/12
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embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe
  05/23/12
flame
pontificating center
  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
Chestnut shivering principal's office
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
Chestnut shivering principal's office
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
Bespoke Public Bath Water Buffalo
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
mildly autistic house candlestick maker
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
chartreuse sadistic masturbator heaven
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
galvanic disrespectful stage
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
Lemon digit ratio
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
Bespoke Public Bath Water Buffalo
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
Awkward school
  05/23/12
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embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
galvanic disrespectful stage
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
sepia corner
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
wonderful gas station
  05/23/12
do you still play?
nofapping hospital double fault
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
beady-eyed pocket flask boltzmann
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
erotic mexican mother
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
Hairraiser Step-uncle's House Puppy
  05/23/12
180
Carnelian Trip Legal Warrant
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
razzle fluffy theatre blood rage
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
razzmatazz pearl quadroon
  05/23/12
thank you brother
Cobalt Newt
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
razzmatazz pearl quadroon
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
Mauve Fantasy-prone Mood Business Firm
  05/23/12
ty
Cyan Boyish Plaza
  05/23/12
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Walnut kitty station
  07/15/12
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multi-colored aqua turdskin
  10/14/12
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Honey-headed Talented Stage Hissy Fit
  06/24/17
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Electric garrison
  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
Cyan Boyish Plaza
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
red rigpig
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
very tactful knife indian lodge
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
curious cruise ship boiling water
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
curious cruise ship boiling water
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
Mauve Fantasy-prone Mood Business Firm
  05/23/12
srsly?
nofapping hospital double fault
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
razzle fluffy theatre blood rage
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
Mauve Fantasy-prone Mood Business Firm
  05/23/12
link?
nofapping hospital double fault
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
nofapping hospital double fault
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
Fragrant bipolar whorehouse dysfunction
  05/23/12
this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
Razzle-dazzle insecure dingle berry
  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
Titillating Useless Forum
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
Hairraiser Step-uncle's House Puppy
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
heady green fortuitous meteor
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
chartreuse sadistic masturbator heaven
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
Nubile lime hell fat ankles
  07/06/12
cr
Confused Skinny Woman
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
chartreuse sadistic masturbator heaven
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
Nubile lime hell fat ankles
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
Confused Skinny Woman
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
Brass headpube
  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
massive transparent parlor generalized bond
  07/06/12
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embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
Sick casino death wish
  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
unhinged shrine
  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
floppy dilemma
  07/15/12
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embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe
  07/15/12
bullshit
Mauve Fantasy-prone Mood Business Firm
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
Fragrant bipolar whorehouse dysfunction
  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
stirring disgusting sneaky criminal
  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe
  09/15/12
lol
Thriller site
  09/15/12
you have a problem
Hateful 180 jap crackhouse
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
Stimulating philosopher-king set
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
nofapping hospital double fault
  10/04/12
tcr
Jade hyperactive coffee pot chad
  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
dull painfully honest elastic band
  09/16/12
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Jade hyperactive coffee pot chad
  10/04/12
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embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
Histrionic amber roommate
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
Histrionic amber roommate
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
Cyan Boyish Plaza
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
cerise appetizing laser beams roast beef
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
Histrionic amber roommate
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
Stimulating philosopher-king set
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
Histrionic amber roommate
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
Sexy Comical Ceo
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
sable temple
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
naked brunch private investor
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
poppy glittery location
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
Razzle-dazzle insecure dingle berry
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
obsidian swashbuckling lay
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
chartreuse sadistic masturbator heaven
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
chartreuse sadistic masturbator heaven
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
Razzle-dazzle insecure dingle berry
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
naked brunch private investor
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe
  03/28/14
lol idiot
bright laughsome meetinghouse codepig
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
Histrionic amber roommate
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
Bespoke Public Bath Water Buffalo
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
Flesh aphrodisiac queen of the night sex offender
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
Violent Travel Guidebook Personal Credit Line
  03/30/14
how did it go?
Adventurous free-loading kitchen cuck
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
Beta Supple Gunner Really Tough Guy
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe
  06/24/17
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Carmine Theater Juggernaut
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
spectacular canary market mediation
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
Violent Travel Guidebook Personal Credit Line
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe
  06/24/17
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spectacular canary market mediation
  06/24/17
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Fishy Exhilarant Hairy Legs
  02/10/18
didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
Chocolate Motley Nursing Home
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
spectacular canary market mediation
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
Bespoke Public Bath Water Buffalo
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
Chocolate Motley Nursing Home
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
red rigpig
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: multi-colored aqua turdskin

why dont u start a new life in mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748573)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: nofapping hospital double fault

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling alcoholic sanctuary pozpig

new mexico then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036745)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Cyan Boyish Plaza

ty

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Awkward school

I don't believe you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748572)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe

i wish i didn't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748583)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: Awkward school

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: Awkward school

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: Awkward school

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: hilarious disturbing pit

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: pontificating center

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: Chestnut shivering principal's office

what stakes? live? online?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Chestnut shivering principal's office

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748635)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: Bespoke Public Bath Water Buffalo

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe

poker is my leak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748693)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: mildly autistic house candlestick maker

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: chartreuse sadistic masturbator heaven

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: galvanic disrespectful stage

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Lemon digit ratio

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: Bespoke Public Bath Water Buffalo

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: Awkward school

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: galvanic disrespectful stage

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: sepia corner

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: wonderful gas station

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: nofapping hospital double fault

do you still play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751390)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: beady-eyed pocket flask boltzmann

elaborate, please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994001)



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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: erotic mexican mother

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: Hairraiser Step-uncle's House Puppy

hu4rollz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748861)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: Carnelian Trip Legal Warrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750204)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: razzle fluffy theatre blood rage

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz pearl quadroon

(is Michael Clayton)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750968)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Cobalt Newt

thank you brother

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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: razzmatazz pearl quadroon

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293957)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: Mauve Fantasy-prone Mood Business Firm

how much did you win?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Cyan Boyish Plaza

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: Walnut kitty station



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: multi-colored aqua turdskin



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: Honey-headed Talented Stage Hissy Fit



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Electric garrison



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: Cyan Boyish Plaza

got any gambling tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: red rigpig

So... Where do you play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751225)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: very tactful knife indian lodge

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: curious cruise ship boiling water

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: curious cruise ship boiling water

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Mauve Fantasy-prone Mood Business Firm

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: nofapping hospital double fault

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: razzle fluffy theatre blood rage

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: Mauve Fantasy-prone Mood Business Firm

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: nofapping hospital double fault

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: nofapping hospital double fault

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: Fragrant bipolar whorehouse dysfunction

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle insecure dingle berry

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: Titillating Useless Forum

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Hairraiser Step-uncle's House Puppy

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: heady green fortuitous meteor

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: chartreuse sadistic masturbator heaven

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: Nubile lime hell fat ankles

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: Confused Skinny Woman

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: chartreuse sadistic masturbator heaven

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: Nubile lime hell fat ankles

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Confused Skinny Woman

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: Brass headpube

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: massive transparent parlor generalized bond

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Sick casino death wish

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: unhinged shrine

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: floppy dilemma

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: Mauve Fantasy-prone Mood Business Firm

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: Fragrant bipolar whorehouse dysfunction

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: stirring disgusting sneaky criminal

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: Thriller site

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: Hateful 180 jap crackhouse

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Stimulating philosopher-king set

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: nofapping hospital double fault

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: Jade hyperactive coffee pot chad

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: dull painfully honest elastic band

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Jade hyperactive coffee pot chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: Histrionic amber roommate

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: Histrionic amber roommate

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: Cyan Boyish Plaza

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: cerise appetizing laser beams roast beef

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: Histrionic amber roommate

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: Stimulating philosopher-king set

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: Histrionic amber roommate

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: Sexy Comical Ceo

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: sable temple

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: naked brunch private investor

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: poppy glittery location

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle insecure dingle berry

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: obsidian swashbuckling lay

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: chartreuse sadistic masturbator heaven

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: chartreuse sadistic masturbator heaven

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle insecure dingle berry

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: naked brunch private investor

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: bright laughsome meetinghouse codepig

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: Histrionic amber roommate

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: Bespoke Public Bath Water Buffalo

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Flesh aphrodisiac queen of the night sex offender

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Violent Travel Guidebook Personal Credit Line

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Adventurous free-loading kitchen cuck

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Beta Supple Gunner Really Tough Guy

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Carmine Theater Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: spectacular canary market mediation

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Violent Travel Guidebook Personal Credit Line

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: spectacular canary market mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Fishy Exhilarant Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Chocolate Motley Nursing Home

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: spectacular canary market mediation

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious giraffe

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: Bespoke Public Bath Water Buffalo

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: Chocolate Motley Nursing Home

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: red rigpig

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)