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I have lost 57k in poker over the last 3 years

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brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit
  05/23/12
why dont u start a new life in mexico
Milky disrespectful athletic conference state
  05/23/12
yeah that only works if you have money.
Trip Magenta Skinny Woman Hunting Ground
  05/23/12
new mexico then?
Cream church psychic
  07/07/12
ty
cerise twinkling uncleanness mother
  10/14/12
I don't believe you
180 Erotic Community Account
  05/23/12
i wish i didn't believe me
brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit
  05/23/12
if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lo...
180 Erotic Community Account
  05/23/12
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brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit
  05/23/12
well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things und...
180 Erotic Community Account
  05/23/12
i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. ...
brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit
  05/23/12
you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.
180 Erotic Community Account
  05/23/12
That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospec...
Hyperventilating Property Death Wish
  05/23/12
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brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit
  05/23/12
flame
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  11/18/12
what stakes? live? online?
marvelous salmon site sound barrier
  05/23/12
2/5 nl (live) 5/10 nl (live) micro stakes no stars 2/5/10...
brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit
  05/23/12
2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brot...
marvelous salmon site sound barrier
  05/23/12
i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessio...
brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit
  05/23/12
Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit. I'm going t...
fishy greedy rigor
  05/23/12
poker is my leak
brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit
  05/23/12
I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby. I recommend Warh...
Rebellious walnut milk boltzmann
  07/15/12
the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, ...
Swollen well-lubricated hominid becky
  07/06/12
fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your ...
narrow-minded den
  05/23/12
lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most murican...
violet piazza
  05/23/12
How often do you play? That isn't really that much money ...
fishy greedy rigor
  05/23/12
btw, why do you play if you are so bad?
180 Erotic Community Account
  05/23/12
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brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit
  05/23/12
i'd wager that you probably always sucked
narrow-minded den
  05/23/12
which casinos do you play at?
razzmatazz coffee pot boistinker
  05/23/12
LOL. You realize that online poker has gotten much much har...
Boyish electric furnace
  05/23/12
do you still play?
Trip Magenta Skinny Woman Hunting Ground
  05/23/12
elaborate, please
odious brunch
  07/01/12
most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they crac...
Stirring Crotch
  07/01/12
hu4rollz?
Contagious Know-it-all Point
  05/23/12
180
Impressive range philosopher-king
  05/23/12
You have a gambling problem and need to seek help. Failin...
Red nibblets theatre
  05/23/12
(is Michael Clayton)
white high-end turdskin
  05/23/12
thank you brother
adventurous wagecucks
  03/28/14
you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I ...
white high-end turdskin
  03/30/14
how much did you win?
Talented Parlour
  05/23/12
ty
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  05/23/12
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  07/15/12
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Milky disrespectful athletic conference state
  10/14/12
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  02/10/18
got any gambling tips?
cerise twinkling uncleanness mother
  05/23/12
So... Where do you play?
tantric seedy field
  05/23/12
Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?
Vigorous Khaki Genital Piercing Cruise Ship
  05/23/12
20/40 is limit
lilac institution
  05/23/12
Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in tho...
lilac institution
  05/23/12
btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes ...
Talented Parlour
  05/23/12
srsly?
Trip Magenta Skinny Woman Hunting Ground
  05/23/12
No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consisten...
Red nibblets theatre
  05/23/12
yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no lo...
Talented Parlour
  05/23/12
link?
Trip Magenta Skinny Woman Hunting Ground
  05/23/12
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howar...
Trip Magenta Skinny Woman Hunting Ground
  05/23/12
phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?
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this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endo...
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  11/18/12
back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. givi...
brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit
  06/30/12
bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur...
Thriller love of her life
  06/30/12
this is a level right?
Contagious Know-it-all Point
  06/30/12
i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beat...
brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit
  06/30/12
Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 wh...
Wonderful selfie
  06/30/12
2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last nig...
brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit
  07/06/12
it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest soluti...
Swollen well-lubricated hominid becky
  07/06/12
stop playing NL and focus on 10/20
Heady alcoholic circlehead
  07/06/12
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carmine offensive library friendly grandma
  07/06/12
10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average c...
Swollen well-lubricated hominid becky
  07/07/12
but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/...
Heady alcoholic circlehead
  07/07/12
read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit
carmine offensive library friendly grandma
  07/06/12
(is in 1982)
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  07/06/12
how do you lose 57k in poker? do you own your 400k house ...
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brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit
  10/14/12
Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on t...
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  07/06/12
I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or...
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  07/08/12
20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.
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  07/15/12
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brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit
  07/15/12
bullshit
Talented Parlour
  07/15/12
liar liar pants on fire check the list for '07 law grads h...
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  07/15/12
jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record tho this...
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  07/15/12
I'm back! 5200 session today.
brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit
  09/15/12
lol
Bipolar menage private investor
  09/15/12
you have a problem
Nighttime mental disorder
  09/15/12
Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.
brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit
  09/16/12
If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?
Black dashing shrine
  09/16/12
lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.
Trip Magenta Skinny Woman Hunting Ground
  10/04/12
tcr
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  10/04/12
u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break...
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brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit
  10/14/12
Bellagio?
Thirsty cracking public bath
  10/14/12
Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?
brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit
  10/14/12
They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25...
Thirsty cracking public bath
  10/14/12
michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons....
cerise twinkling uncleanness mother
  10/14/12
Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ...
brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit
  11/18/12
help yourself faggot
Embarrassed to the bone dull locus liquid oxygen
  11/18/12
You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?
Thirsty cracking public bath
  11/18/12
Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him...
Black dashing shrine
  11/18/12
Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB ...
Thirsty cracking public bath
  11/18/12
Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promis...
stubborn school gay wizard
  11/18/12
I'll hold your money for you bro
Lascivious ruddy factory reset button heaven
  11/18/12
Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.
spectacular ebony alpha
  11/18/12
it's not really funny this is why gambling is illegal mos...
copper stag film
  11/18/12
its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on...
Aphrodisiac french chef forum
  11/18/12
Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the...
insecure fluffy senate ceo
  11/18/12
why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsi...
Swollen well-lubricated hominid becky
  11/18/12
this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent pla...
Swollen well-lubricated hominid becky
  11/18/12
tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the ...
Aphrodisiac french chef forum
  11/18/12
What about lotteries?
spectacular ebony alpha
  11/18/12
This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.
brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit
  06/24/17
3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!
brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit
  03/28/14
lol idiot
Olive Plaza Gaming Laptop
  03/28/14
Don't tap the glass.
Thirsty cracking public bath
  03/28/14
Starting a session. Uhhhh
brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit
  03/28/14
Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.
fishy greedy rigor
  03/28/14
brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?
Pearly fortuitous meteor
  03/29/14
no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.
Histrionic aqua mad-dog skullcap
  03/30/14
how did it go?
exciting set patrolman
  04/16/14
(rudolph alt)
Vivacious tanning salon stock car
  04/16/14
Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22...
brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit
  06/24/17
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provocative amber idiot
  06/24/17
"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For so...
snowy sex offender lodge
  06/24/17
wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?
Histrionic aqua mad-dog skullcap
  06/24/17
Not all. I have $17.
brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit
  06/24/17
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snowy sex offender lodge
  06/24/17
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Flesh irradiated nursing home water buffalo
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didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sen...
nudist coldplay fan
  06/24/17
You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevi...
snowy sex offender lodge
  06/24/17
lost 11k in slots today.
brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit
  02/10/18
jfc. get dat comped sushi?
fishy greedy rigor
  02/10/18
the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.
nudist coldplay fan
  02/10/18
You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive....
tantric seedy field
  02/10/18


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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Milky disrespectful athletic conference state

why dont u start a new life in mexico

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: Trip Magenta Skinny Woman Hunting Ground

yeah that only works if you have money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750942)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: Cream church psychic

new mexico then?

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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: cerise twinkling uncleanness mother

ty

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: 180 Erotic Community Account

I don't believe you

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit

i wish i didn't believe me

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: 180 Erotic Community Account

if true, that blows. you have no savings? You must have lost a lot more than $57k...or done something else really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748596)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:25 AM
Author: brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: 180 Erotic Community Account

well, you aren't really f'd. you just need to get things under control quickly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748617)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit

i'm hoping putting my failure in writing makes me wake up. i always say never again, then i quit for 2 months. build up 5k in saving and then blow it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748640)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: 180 Erotic Community Account

you need to go to gamblers anonymous. srsly.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748675)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Property Death Wish

That's pretty irresponsible fucking up your family's prospects. Gambling is fine if you have no family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752087)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:26 AM
Author: brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:13 PM
Author: bisexual meetinghouse toaster

flame

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:23 AM
Author: marvelous salmon site sound barrier

what stakes? live? online?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:24 AM
Author: brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit

2/5 nl (live)

5/10 nl (live)

micro stakes no stars

2/5/10 PLO (live)

20/40 live

you name it. i lost at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748601)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: marvelous salmon site sound barrier

2/5 and 5/10 is so weak live. how could u possibly lose brother ;/

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:30 AM
Author: brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit

i use a poker tracker and i've actually won 65% of my sessions. but for some reason, i win between 1-2k but lose between 5-10k. my swings are so stupid. one point this year i was up 15k, now i'm down 9k. AND ITS ONLY MAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748666)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: fishy greedy rigor

Fuck man. Find your leak and plug that shit.

I'm going to bet you're calling light on the river way too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit

poker is my leak

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Rebellious walnut milk boltzmann

I'm going to guess he needs a new hobby.

I recommend Warhammer 40k. It will cost the same, but at least he will have painted miniatures at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091123)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 9:09 AM
Author: Swollen well-lubricated hominid becky

the simplest explanation is that you quit while your ahead, not that you simply have very bad runs during certain sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026719)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:57 AM
Author: narrow-minded den

fuck man just play 1/2 and 3/6 limit, don't throw away your money dooder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748904)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: violet piazza

lol you actually aren't that fucked compared to most muricans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748625)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:27 AM
Author: fishy greedy rigor

How often do you play?

That isn't really that much money spread over 3 years, but you're obviously over your head in whatever games you're playing.

Losing money that you apparently can't afford to lose is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748630)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:28 AM
Author: 180 Erotic Community Account

btw, why do you play if you are so bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748647)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:31 AM
Author: brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:56 AM
Author: narrow-minded den

i'd wager that you probably always sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748897)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: razzmatazz coffee pot boistinker

which casinos do you play at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20748913)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:56 PM
Author: Boyish electric furnace

LOL.

You realize that online poker has gotten much much harder now that the new laws have sucked out most of the easy money right?

Well, I guess now you do. Expensive lesson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751299)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Trip Magenta Skinny Woman Hunting Ground

do you still play?

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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: odious brunch

elaborate, please

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Date: July 1st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Stirring Crotch

most of the casual shitty players dropped out once they cracked down on banks dealing with the poker sites. The leftover players are on average much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20994011)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: Contagious Know-it-all Point

hu4rollz?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: Impressive range philosopher-king

180

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: Red nibblets theatre

You have a gambling problem and need to seek help.

Failing that, your game has some issues, but that I can help you with.

Ask me questions regarding why you think you are losing money, and I'll help you out and at least try to get you to a level where you aren't losing so much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20750407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: white high-end turdskin

(is Michael Clayton)

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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: adventurous wagecucks

thank you brother

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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: white high-end turdskin

you reached across almost a year of poasting to thank me. I am the one who ought to thank you.

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:39 PM
Author: Talented Parlour

how much did you win?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: cerise twinkling uncleanness mother

ty

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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:21 AM
Author: Slate Diverse Area



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:44 AM
Author: Milky disrespectful athletic conference state



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:42 PM
Author: cerise twinkling uncleanness mother

got any gambling tips?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: tantric seedy field

So... Where do you play?

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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Vigorous Khaki Genital Piercing Cruise Ship

Why the fuck do you play 20/40 if you lose at 2/5?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: lilac institution

20/40 is limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751291)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: lilac institution

Why do you sit 20/40? There's almost never dead money in those games. It's so hard just to scrape an average of a few bb/100 at most tables. Just play 1/2 nl and put a cap on your rebuys per session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20751286)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Talented Parlour

btw op don't feel too bad, the vast majority of high-stakes poker "celebs" are broke, deep in the hole and/or looking at jail time: Phil Ivey, Eric Lindgren, Howard Lederer, Jesus Ferguson, Mike Matusow, Chino Rheem, etc. even Phil Hellmuth and Daniel Negreanu are consistently losing cash players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752015)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Trip Magenta Skinny Woman Hunting Ground

srsly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Red nibblets theatre

No of course not. OP and thousands of his ilk are consistently losing poker players. So that money they lose has to go somewhere.

Poker is a skill game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752049)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: Talented Parlour

yep pretty much confirmed. Ivey is still excellent but no longer benefits from the mental edge of unlimited bankroll via fraudulent ftp funds. he also lost a shitload of $ in his divorce and is a mega craps/sports degen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752083)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: Trip Magenta Skinny Woman Hunting Ground

link?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752103)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: Trip Magenta Skinny Woman Hunting Ground

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/howard-lederer-spotted-playing-2-4-a-1151613/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752224)



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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting doctorate

phil ivey received 920k a month from tilt. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20752305)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac french chef forum

this is so not true. phil ivey is rich as fuck and from endorsements, lol @ him every going broke. he's conservative too and rarely gambles unless its on tv and he's getting paid for it. the same with phil hellmuth. he loses 100k but makes 500k from endorsements and his books and saves everything. the dude's got a kid and multiple houses.

in other words, ur full of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069193)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit

back at it again. made 1200 last night in a 2-5 game. giving it another go tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993481)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:47 PM
Author: Thriller love of her life

bro, u know the house always win? u are just playing away ur life

this shit is rigged..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993512)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Contagious Know-it-all Point

this is a level right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993537)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:52 PM
Author: brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit

i refined my game. found my leaks. i'm going to start beating the game again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993543)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 10:50 PM
Author: Wonderful selfie

Compare the relative skill levels at 1/3 vs. 2/5 vs. 5/10 where you play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#20993533)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:41 AM
Author: brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit

2 good sessions of 1200 and 3100...then I lost 6.5k last night. PLEASE HELP ME STOP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026681)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: Swollen well-lubricated hominid becky

it's obvious your addicted at this point. the easiest solution to your problem is simply to become good at poker. subscribe to deucescracked, watch all the NLH videos you can. post hands on 2p2. you should be able to beat 2/5-5/10 NL if you try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026689)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: Heady alcoholic circlehead

stop playing NL and focus on 10/20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21026990)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:51 PM
Author: carmine offensive library friendly grandma

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028799)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:11 PM
Author: Swollen well-lubricated hominid becky

10/20 is probably harder to beat than 2/5 NL in an average card room. there isn't much upside if you find you can beat 10/20 too, as higher stakes limit games are tough to find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036670)



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Date: July 7th, 2012 7:15 PM
Author: Heady alcoholic circlehead

but it's harder to go off for 7500 bucks in a session at 10/20. At NLHE doods go on tilt and just give their money away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21036697)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: carmine offensive library friendly grandma

read Doyle Brunson's SUPER SYSTEM,, profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028800)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:55 PM
Author: metal kitchen goyim

(is in 1982)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028817)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Vibrant anal voyeur macaca

how do you lose 57k in poker?

do you own your 400k house outright or have a mortgage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028808)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:29 AM
Author: brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783908)



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Date: July 6th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: sapphire naked dopamine

Where do you even play nowadays? I'm so out of the loop on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21028889)



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Date: July 8th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: hot base

I've lost about 20k gambling (net) over the last 10 years or so. I've blown another 5k on strippers and hookers (no flame).

Fucking kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21042378)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 8:34 AM
Author: cowardly travel guidebook

20K spread over 10 years isn't bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091088)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:46 AM
Author: brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091022)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 5:57 AM
Author: Talented Parlour

bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091042)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 6:16 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle famous landscape painting doctorate

liar liar pants on fire

check the list for '07 law grads

http://www.wsop.com/tournaments/chipcounts.asp?rr=5&grid=887&tid=12161&dayof=2563

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091055)



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Date: July 15th, 2012 9:15 AM
Author: Coral galvanic sandwich

jacob balsiger got no previous tournament record

tho this is still flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21091113)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit

I'm back! 5200 session today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589675)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:33 PM
Author: Bipolar menage private investor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589699)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 11:45 PM
Author: Nighttime mental disorder

you have a problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589843)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:00 AM
Author: brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit

Yes, I don't know what to spend these 5 racks on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21589972)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Black dashing shrine

If you spend it, won't that just be adding to your losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590245)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Trip Magenta Skinny Woman Hunting Ground

lol, true, celebrating your wins is a massive leak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714054)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: Multi-colored dun hall mediation

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714169)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 12:41 AM
Author: Bateful step-uncle's house

u gotta make that shit back bro. just peace out once u break even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21590248)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Multi-colored dun hall mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21714022)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 4:27 AM
Author: brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21783900)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:42 AM
Author: Thirsty cracking public bath

Bellagio?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784002)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:45 AM
Author: brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit

Perhaps. Do you frequent that game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784008)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 5:47 AM
Author: Thirsty cracking public bath

They had 25/50 PLO running. I'm not sure who spreads 5/10/25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784013)



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Date: October 14th, 2012 6:07 AM
Author: cerise twinkling uncleanness mother

michael jordan's dad was killed by michael's bookie's goons. i hope the same happens to your son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#21784054)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit

Backslide....I lost 12k tonight in a 5/10 gm. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067711)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:37 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone dull locus liquid oxygen

help yourself faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067763)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:57 AM
Author: Thirsty cracking public bath

You lost 12 buyins in 1 session?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067795)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:36 AM
Author: Black dashing shrine

Maybe no max buyin and he got stacked by someone who had him covered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067841)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:38 AM
Author: Thirsty cracking public bath

Yea I'm not sure a losing player should be buying in 1200BB deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067847)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:39 AM
Author: stubborn school gay wizard

Just give me money and "gamble" it on me. I promise I'll pay you back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22067770)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Lascivious ruddy factory reset button heaven

I'll hold your money for you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068759)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 2:13 PM
Author: spectacular ebony alpha

Lol at slaving away in biglaw and losing it all in poker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22068766)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: copper stag film

it's not really funny

this is why gambling is illegal most civilized places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069234)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac french chef forum

its their money to spend, who are to say people can't bet on games? what's next, u gonna police everyone's spending? make people buy apples instead of oranges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069239)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: insecure fluffy senate ceo

Fuck yes I am. Because when this kid spends himself into the poor house and loses his job, I have to pay for his f'n healthcare. Why should my family have less money to spend when his irresponsible ass pissed it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069441)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Swollen well-lubricated hominid becky

why should we have to pay for the broader type of irresponsibility that is nearly universal among the lower class? i am not sure why you are bitching about this type of person - they aren't costing you much money relative to genuine poors.

it also doesn't make sense to focus solely on gambling if you are concerned about financial irresponsibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069485)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:55 PM
Author: Swollen well-lubricated hominid becky

this idiot is transferring his money to smart, competent players. this seems like behavior that should be encouraged, not made illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069244)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac french chef forum

tcr. fair market bro. as long as there's no cheating in the games, its his fault for willingly betting money vs. players of superior skill. he needs to read a fucking poker book

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069247)



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Date: November 18th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: spectacular ebony alpha

What about lotteries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#22069268)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit

This quote echos through my head when I'm losing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634673)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:36 AM
Author: brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit

3k last weekend. 1800 last night. I'm back after a year off!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276724)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 AM
Author: Olive Plaza Gaming Laptop

lol idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276745)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 8:19 AM
Author: Thirsty cracking public bath

Don't tap the glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25276787)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit

Starting a session. Uhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280924)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: fishy greedy rigor

Lol. Good luck bro. An epic suck out saved me last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25280951)



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Date: March 29th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Pearly fortuitous meteor

brother do you comprende basic principles of bankroll mgt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25283114)



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Date: March 30th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Histrionic aqua mad-dog skullcap

no bankroll management will help if you're a losing player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25293808)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: exciting set patrolman

how did it go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395915)



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Date: April 16th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Vivacious tanning salon stock car

(rudolph alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#25395977)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit

Back at it again. Borrowed 10k from my 401k. Ran it up to 22k. Getting on a plane from Vegas with 17 bucks left. I'm dying inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634527)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: provocative amber idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634547)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: snowy sex offender lodge

"Until you get good" is flame degen speak. For some people there is no "getting good" or even "break even" at poker, any more than somebody can just "keep playing chess" until they're a 2000 elo player. Which makes sense if you think about it; losing players are constantly infusing money to pay the profitable ones and the house. Those losing players are not comprised solely of new players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634849)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Histrionic aqua mad-dog skullcap

wait u lost all the $22k u ran up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634597)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit

Not all. I have $17.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634649)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: snowy sex offender lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634822)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Flesh irradiated nursing home water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368944)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: nudist coldplay fan

didn't read anything ITT. summarize the thread in three sentences. online winner of 50k+ here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634690)



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Date: June 24th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: snowy sex offender lodge

You might be better off playing slots. You will still inevitably lose money over time, but the house's edge against you is smaller than that of the average poker player's against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#33634821)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: brindle exhilarant wrinkle hissy fit

lost 11k in slots today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368647)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:09 AM
Author: fishy greedy rigor

jfc. get dat comped sushi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368650)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 3:21 AM
Author: nudist coldplay fan

the money and 'edge' is in tournaments, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368676)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: tantric seedy field

You should play 1/5 7 cars stud. Play tight but aggressive. Play premium hands. Jacks or better split, 8s or better wired, 3 to a flush/straight, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1954875&forum_id=2#35368990)