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Dated and sexed a Hooters girl last week, taking Qs

Background: I'm an associate at a very flyover firm, althoug...
comical fat ankles
  05/24/12
you make six figs at a flyover firm and only own a condo?
iridescent giraffe senate
  05/24/12
smells like houston
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  05/26/23
DESCRIBE the sexual encounter.
Demanding lettuce
  05/24/12
We had wine and talked. She's very bubbly and fun. It's an i...
comical fat ankles
  05/24/12
And you waited this long to tell us? R00d.
Fragrant offensive bbw
  05/24/12
Been a little busy but I had to share.
comical fat ankles
  05/24/12
Having a non-ordinary pet must be credited to get girls back...
Slimy well-lubricated principal's office liquid oxygen
  05/24/12
My ferret is fucking awesome. They are much better than cats...
comical fat ankles
  05/24/12
blonde or brunette? natural or fake tits?
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  05/24/12
Blonde, that very American type of blonde, you know? Tit...
comical fat ankles
  05/24/12
american type blonde? as opposed to what, european?
Vibrant station trust fund
  05/24/12
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_D0gq0TtvHls/TJiPCrm7MRI/AAAAAAAAEU...
comical fat ankles
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She's currently going back to school to study psychology. Sh...
comical fat ankles
  05/24/12
describe how being a lawyer helped
Lake Beady-eyed Idea He Suggested
  05/24/12
...
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  05/26/23
DESCRIBE the ferrett
obsidian native turdskin
  05/24/12
Furry with a personality. No longer bites. Inquisitive as sh...
comical fat ankles
  05/24/12
Cmon bros, more Qs We're going on another date this weeke...
comical fat ankles
  05/24/12
Of course you are. You made French toast.
Fragrant offensive bbw
  05/24/12
Is this move credited? We was laying all cute and smiley at ...
comical fat ankles
  05/24/12
The morning after my dude and I did it for the first time, h...
Fragrant offensive bbw
  05/24/12
how did working at Hooters come up? Was she embarrassed at a...
obsidian native turdskin
  05/24/12
She did one of the female, "listen, before we go any fu...
comical fat ankles
  05/24/12
I would have had the same reaction in the pants, brother. No...
obsidian native turdskin
  05/24/12
was she embarrassed at working at Hooters? Sure, like a benc...
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  05/24/12
She says that the money is good and it's not nearly as bad a...
comical fat ankles
  05/24/12
your story is obv flame. i'm guessing you've eaten at Hoote...
bull headed glittery cuck jew
  05/24/12
I went to hooters one time in my life with my fraternity. So...
comical fat ankles
  05/24/12
sounds prole
cobalt arousing gunner sound barrier
  05/24/12
1st date sex brother?
Slimy well-lubricated principal's office liquid oxygen
  05/24/12
We met at a BBQ and hit it off so I asked for her number at ...
comical fat ankles
  05/24/12
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comical fat ankles
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comical fat ankles
  05/24/12
No more q's, alright
comical fat ankles
  05/24/12
This whole thing sounds pretty great man. Great jerb.
Demanding lettuce
  05/24/12
A guy in my hs did this all the time.
Adventurous main people temple
  05/24/12
ITT: guy who's normal, with normal sex life. Xo in awe.
fluffy garrison
  05/24/12
we're also all in awe at your retardation
cobalt arousing gunner sound barrier
  05/24/12
No one cares
fluffy garrison
  05/24/12
you seem to care, you post threads about how insecure you ar...
cobalt arousing gunner sound barrier
  05/24/12
love the ppl calling flame on an entirely normal, run of the...
chest-beating electric plaza
  05/24/12
Back for more Qs
comical fat ankles
  05/24/12
this happened
histrionic mental disorder
  05/24/12
legit 9 hooters girl, wow: https://youtu.be/9S58PMdf0vU?t...
Nudist heady bawdyhouse
  05/25/23
180
White Passionate Jewess
  05/26/23
any ass play?
Erotic Excitant Associate
  05/26/23
Olive skin and blonde hair sounds like an odd combination. I...
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  05/26/23
nice marmot
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  05/26/23


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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:15 PM
Author: comical fat ankles

Background: I'm an associate at a very flyover firm, although I do make 6-figures. It's in my home state and I have a few HS buddies who run a business in the area, so I've been hanging out with them and their female friends. I was introduced to the girl and had no fucking idea that she worked at Hooters.

5'5", olive skin, obviously D cup breasts. She has that extra weight but not fat thing going on -- definitely not a NYC chick.

Took her out to a local restaurant, one of the few, then of all things we went bowling. She wanted to see my pet ferret (I know this is where you'll think I'm flame, but I do own a fucking awesome ferret) and things went from there back at my condo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759598)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 8:12 PM
Author: iridescent giraffe senate

you make six figs at a flyover firm and only own a condo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20760548)



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Date: May 26th, 2023 12:11 AM
Author: Razzmatazz area ape

smells like houston

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#46356744)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:16 PM
Author: Demanding lettuce

DESCRIBE the sexual encounter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759600)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:19 PM
Author: comical fat ankles

We had wine and talked. She's very bubbly and fun. It's an incredibly refreshing change from law school. We started to make out after she "got cold" and I put my arm around her. Kissing on the couch led to us getting clothing off until she was in a white bra and panties (hot) and I was just in my boxers. She immediately went for the BJ and I just basically pet her hair. I got on a knee and started to eat her out a bit and then she actually said, "put it in," so I got a condom and we did missionary where she was against the couch and I was standing. Picked her up and moved to the bed. Doggy style, her on top, back to doggy style, and I finished that way. We cuddled for a bit and I ended up fingering her for a while while she touched her clit and seemed to cum.

I made us french toast in the AM and drove her back to her apartment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759626)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:16 PM
Author: Fragrant offensive bbw

And you waited this long to tell us? R00d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759608)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:19 PM
Author: comical fat ankles

Been a little busy but I had to share.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759631)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:19 PM
Author: Slimy well-lubricated principal's office liquid oxygen

Having a non-ordinary pet must be credited to get girls back to your place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759636)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:20 PM
Author: comical fat ankles

My ferret is fucking awesome. They are much better than cats and much less work than a dog. He's got personality and likes to run around and doesn't bite. And yeah, girls like to talk about pets (I always use the "well I'd love to get a dog" line ...) so then when you drop, "but I do have a ferret!" you either get "cool" or "ew" and if it's the later, you can just neg her a bit. Win win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759643)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:23 PM
Author: Vibrant station trust fund

blonde or brunette? natural or fake tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759662)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:24 PM
Author: comical fat ankles

Blonde, that very American type of blonde, you know?

Tits seem natural. They were soft. There were no scars. They have that ripple-bounce, where the tit moves like a wave. I think they are real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759667)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: Vibrant station trust fund

american type blonde? as opposed to what, european?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759683)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:31 PM
Author: comical fat ankles

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_D0gq0TtvHls/TJiPCrm7MRI/AAAAAAAAEUE/7MzewFNp1BU/s1600/heather11.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759715)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:23 PM
Author: comical fat ankles

She's currently going back to school to study psychology. She's not a moron. She just grew up very, very middle class, paid for her own schooling. Not a stuffy intellectual, but also not dismissive or uninterested in intelligence. Being a lawyer helped me immensely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759663)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 8:54 PM
Author: Lake Beady-eyed Idea He Suggested

describe how being a lawyer helped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20760849)



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Date: May 26th, 2023 8:12 AM
Author: stimulating twisted base boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#46357157)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:25 PM
Author: obsidian native turdskin

DESCRIBE the ferrett

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759677)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:26 PM
Author: comical fat ankles

Furry with a personality. No longer bites. Inquisitive as shit. It's like a fun, more masculine cat. I let him run around my condo sometimes. He's 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759680)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: comical fat ankles

Cmon bros, more Qs

We're going on another date this weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759684)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: Fragrant offensive bbw

Of course you are. You made French toast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759686)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:29 PM
Author: comical fat ankles

Is this move credited? We was laying all cute and smiley at me in bed so I just wanted to have more happy time. I busted out the french press and she sat on my couch -- where we sexed hours prior -- and drank some orange juice. She seemed really happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759702)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:31 PM
Author: Fragrant offensive bbw

The morning after my dude and I did it for the first time, he made me baked eggs and bacon and toast, and it was pretty awesome. So I feel like this is a great scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759707)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:28 PM
Author: obsidian native turdskin

how did working at Hooters come up? Was she embarrassed at all? Have you gone to see her at work yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759692)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:31 PM
Author: comical fat ankles

She did one of the female, "listen, before we go any further I need to tell you something ..." lines after we got done with dinner. To be honest, when she told me I got a little hard. I played it off like NBD, I have nothing to lose by still dating her, but in the long run she'd need to quit if we are going to seriously date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759710)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: obsidian native turdskin

I would have had the same reaction in the pants, brother. No harm there at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759720)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: bull headed glittery cuck jew

was she embarrassed at working at Hooters? Sure, like a benchwarmer on the Cowboys is embarrassed at being in the NFL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759721)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:33 PM
Author: comical fat ankles

She says that the money is good and it's not nearly as bad as stripping. "God gave me these guys [tits] so it's just what I needed to do right now." Wants to quit the second she's done with school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759726)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:35 PM
Author: bull headed glittery cuck jew

your story is obv flame.

i'm guessing you've eaten at Hooters in the recent past and fixated on a friendly waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759740)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:36 PM
Author: comical fat ankles

I went to hooters one time in my life with my fraternity. So, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759743)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 8:52 PM
Author: cobalt arousing gunner sound barrier

sounds prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20760835)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:28 PM
Author: Slimy well-lubricated principal's office liquid oxygen

1st date sex brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759691)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: comical fat ankles

We met at a BBQ and hit it off so I asked for her number at the end of the night. Called her a few nights later and set up the date. Sex did happen, as I described.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759706)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:42 PM
Author: comical fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759771)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:48 PM
Author: comical fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759810)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 5:58 PM
Author: comical fat ankles

No more q's, alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20759851)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 8:18 PM
Author: Demanding lettuce

This whole thing sounds pretty great man. Great jerb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20760570)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 8:41 PM
Author: Adventurous main people temple

A guy in my hs did this all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20760765)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 8:51 PM
Author: fluffy garrison

ITT: guy who's normal, with normal sex life. Xo in awe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20760824)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 8:53 PM
Author: cobalt arousing gunner sound barrier

we're also all in awe at your retardation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20760837)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 8:54 PM
Author: fluffy garrison

No one cares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20760847)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 8:54 PM
Author: cobalt arousing gunner sound barrier

you seem to care, you post threads about how insecure you are about your stupidity 24 hr/day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20760852)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: chest-beating electric plaza

love the ppl calling flame on an entirely normal, run of the mill recap of a date with a waitress.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20760936)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 10:27 PM
Author: comical fat ankles

Back for more Qs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20761621)



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Date: May 24th, 2012 10:32 PM
Author: histrionic mental disorder

this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#20761678)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: Nudist heady bawdyhouse

legit 9 hooters girl, wow:

https://youtu.be/9S58PMdf0vU?t=4949

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#46356707)



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Date: May 26th, 2023 5:11 AM
Author: White Passionate Jewess

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#46357055)



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Date: May 26th, 2023 12:01 AM
Author: Erotic Excitant Associate

any ass play?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#46356718)



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Date: May 26th, 2023 7:48 AM
Author: supple violent hall affirmative action

Olive skin and blonde hair sounds like an odd combination. I picture her looking like one of those over made-up Greek or Turkish women with dye jobs (assuming not flame).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#46357141)



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Date: May 26th, 2023 8:12 AM
Author: curious location shitlib

nice marmot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956026&forum_id=2#46357158)