Date: June 22nd, 2012 2:08 AM
Author: Hilarious parlor jewess
Subject: metacommentary: a borgesian gloss
yahoo news-level comment by normal person:
> Just treat it as a funny joke, laugh, and forget it! Female reporter I support you, you are very good! Not like those who see it and know it is a masturbation toy, you’re better than them! It proves this program team is pure! She’s a very pure girl!!! Hope they won’t punish her!
conservative, conceivably nowaggy (<>NOTENGA<>) comment:
> Those who are laughing and ridiculing this, I really don’t know what your hearts and minds are like. I’m a man, but if I saw it I too wouldn’t know what it was for either. What normal man would go into a sex shop every day and check out what those weird toys look like?
chinkknight/whiteknight comment:
> I support the female reporter, and trust she’s a very pure and innocent beautiful reporter, not like those SB who recognize that dirty thing. I support you, female reporter.
so far, so good, the type of comments you'd see on any language internet. now to delve into the comments with uniquely chinese characteristics:
regional finger-pointing:
> Talk about losing face for Shaanxi people, this “The female reporter was too young, and was ignorant of worldly affairs”, what the hell were the other people at the TV station doing? Punish the chief editor of Xi’an TV. This can’t be forgiven.
class warfare - let's shit on the peasants edition:
> I think these villagers are really not nice, even saying they dug it up after digging a well down to 100 meters. I think someone is playing a prank. After all, who would have nothing better to do than to bury this thing a hundred meters into the ground?
conspiracy theory. this is actually the chinkiest comment of all:
> It wasn’t as if this news was reported, shot, edited, and broadcasted by the female reporter alone, it had to go through many steps before it’s finally broadcasted, right? Throughout all this, did no one notice anything wrong? Are all the people of the programme team so “pure/innocent”? Hard to imagine.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1976532&forum_id=2#20934209)