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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:13 PM
Author: Thriller buff voyeur institution

I went to see an orthopedic surgeon today because I've been having a lot of issues with my shoulder. First of all, this guy's office is fucking tight. I don't know art, but there's like a picasso or a rembrant or a pollock or some shit hanging right behind the reception area. The receptionist is a perfect ten; dark red hair, green eyes, big tits. I'm sitting there, filling out my forms, checking off high blood pressure, anxiety and the likes when I hear my name called by a sweet voice. I look up to see a blond Miranda Kerr wearing a tight little nurses dress beckoning. I say, "thank you, nurse" and she giggles, "I'm a doctor, actually. I'm doing my residency."

We enter the exam room and she tells me to take my shirt off. My nipples are rock fucking hard right now but I do it anyway, fuck it. She tells me to wait and I do.

The door opens and the doctor walks in. He's 6'6" 225, brown hair with a little bit of grey at the sides, crystal blue eyes and a face that looks like it was carved out of bronze by davinci or michaelangelo or whoever the fuck carved the David. No homo, but when he introduced himself, the bass of his voice resonated through the floor, up my legs, into my abdominals...

"I'm Doctor Meyer," he said charmingly. I introduced myself: a 5'8" striver lawyer faggot. He laughed. What a laugh. I laughed too, I don't know why! "My brother's a lawyer," he said, "maybe you know him? His name's Johns. He's sort of the black sheep of the family. I did med at Harvard, my other brother did HBS, and Johns--not so much."

He examined my shoulder, lifting me gracefully and easily, holding me like a child, flexing and push and pulling. I became hard. It wasn't visible yet, but Dr. Meyer seemed able to smell it. "Someone's in heat," he grinned.

I followed him into the next room. He wanted to see what I could do, he said. In front of me was a military press, he started stacking 45lb plates. 1 and 2, then 3 and 4. "Give it a go." I couldn't even lift the bar an inch. Let me show you, he said. His chest heaved and and the weight was overheat. He looked at me, smiled, winked, and did 25 reps. I'm straight as an arrow, but watching that alpha doctor grin and grunt had me rock hard.

(to be continued...)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21382917)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:20 PM
Author: Stimulating crackhouse rigor

This is officially the weirdest xoxo post i've ever read. I think I am done with this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21382969)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:08 PM
Author: hairraiser disgusting digit ratio trailer park

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21813003)



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Date: December 26th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Exciting burgundy church building pistol

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1834190&mc=41&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22317986)



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Date: February 25th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: bipolar sanctuary tank

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22709263)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:26 PM
Author: Scarlet domesticated partner point

"I'm Doctor Meyer"

subtle jew trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383008)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:42 PM
Author: Yellow stain

Naw bro, OP was just crafting the story so that the reference to Johnsmeyer worked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21813284)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: learning disabled black resort

(LOW_IQ_SHTICK)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687940)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:27 PM
Author: maroon marvelous mother police squad

ortho is the frattiest most alpha medical specialty not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383018)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: offensive house newt



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Date: March 24th, 2015 4:37 PM
Author: Trip hateful quadroon depressive



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:27 PM
Author: excitant coffee pot goal in life

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383019)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:47 PM
Author: Curious blood rage

180, please poast moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383137)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:48 PM
Author: erotic indian lodge

More please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383143)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:49 PM
Author: Nubile kitchen tattoo

This fucking board is terrible now. Flame is 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383146)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: Curious blood rage

go kill yourself you uptight faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383149)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:51 PM
Author: Nubile kitchen tattoo

LOL at you. There was a time when shit like this would get laughed off this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383155)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:07 PM
Author: hairraiser disgusting digit ratio trailer park

i dont think you get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21812996)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 12:41 PM
Author: Khaki gunner sex offender

I think this is supposed to be the deranged fantasy of your typical XO poas.

It's not well done, but I can see where it's coming from.

The chad raping the bowl haircut chink at the gym was a far more immersive read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326323)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:53 PM
Author: topaz lodge therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383165)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: salmon famous landscape painting

lol 180, keep this flame up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21383184)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:13 AM
Author: Thriller buff voyeur institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21441798)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:03 PM
Author: Curious blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21812956)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:05 PM
Author: hairraiser disgusting digit ratio trailer park

lol 180! i actual lol'd at "my brother Johns"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21812978)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:09 PM
Author: Sick den

my eyes watered with laughter reading the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21813015)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: hairraiser disgusting digit ratio trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21813260)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: henna razzmatazz hell

"I'm Doctor Meyer," he said charmingly. I introduced myself: a 5'8" striver lawyer faggot. He laughed. What a laugh. I laughed too, I don't know why! "My brother's a lawyer," he said, "maybe you know him? His name's Johns. He's sort of the black sheep of the family. I did med at Harvard, my other brother did HBS, and Johns--not so much."

180 tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#21813304)



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Date: December 26th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Curious blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22317886)



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Date: December 26th, 2012 9:50 PM
Author: Charismatic navy business firm

lol moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22317951)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:25 PM
Author: Thriller buff voyeur institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22407819)



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Date: January 29th, 2013 4:47 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy histrionic office boiling water

Outfuckingstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22528063)



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Date: January 29th, 2013 4:49 PM
Author: Cordovan wonderful filthpig forum

His last name is Johnsmeyer, 180 otherwise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22528078)



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Date: February 25th, 2013 6:13 PM
Author: silver jap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22709202)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 4:26 PM
Author: Thriller buff voyeur institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#23673554)



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Date: February 25th, 2013 8:36 PM
Author: silver jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22710112)



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Date: March 28th, 2013 11:28 AM
Author: hairraiser disgusting digit ratio trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22895292)



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Date: March 28th, 2013 11:32 AM
Author: hairraiser disgusting digit ratio trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#22895316)



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Date: June 3rd, 2013 5:20 AM
Author: Carmine codepig plaza



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Date: June 3rd, 2013 5:23 AM
Author: demanding glassy half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#23321903)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 4:31 PM
Author: Lilac Haunting Legend



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Date: July 3rd, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Aromatic brass marketing idea theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#25865747)



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Date: November 28th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Lavender Duck-like Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#26816942)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: offensive house newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326037)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 11:16 AM
Author: Zippy Cracking Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326047)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 11:21 AM
Author: Sepia useless heaven

I knew this kid as an UG. He may look like kind of a middle aged geek now, but when the kid was young, he had some pretty 180 alpha characteristics.

http://www.drchristo.com/dr-john-j-christoforetti-sports-medicine-specialist.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326080)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Opaque hominid lay

I about lost my shit at last two paras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326099)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: Sepia useless heaven

the kid would tape his report card with all his A's in chem/physics/calc on the outside of his dorm door so everyone could see.

he claimed he held various black belts in martial arts, which I thought was bullshit, but then he entered the rec boxing tournament and won Bengal Bouts at middleweight in front of the whole school, stepping out to the Rocky theme. Prior to this, I had voiced my opinion among several common acquaintances as to this certain girl who I believed was the most classy and attractive on campus. A few weeks after that, he showed up at our formal with her as a date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326222)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: brilliant temple international law enforcement agency

where did this guy do his ug and med?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27326383)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: offensive house newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27333158)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 7:07 PM
Author: mahogany tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27391143)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 7:25 PM
Author: ebony macaca

Lol'ing uncontrollably right now, how did I miss this before?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27391314)



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Date: February 25th, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: offensive house newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27391331)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 4:39 PM
Author: mahogany tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27548025)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: offensive house newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#27548043)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: mahogany tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687796)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: zombie-like doctorate parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687812)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:44 PM
Author: Aqua ungodly public bath

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687829)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:52 PM
Author: aphrodisiac abnormal nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687871)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:48 PM
Author: motley ladyboy rehab

Changing my email signature to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687849)



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Date: June 12th, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: shimmering meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687885)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: mischievous university

did we ever find out how this ended

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687933)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 12:06 AM
Author: learning disabled black resort

OP is an example of content initially panned by xo critics (see the first few responses), but which really stood the test of time as something brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#30687954)



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Date: April 4th, 2017 4:25 PM
Author: Apoplectic territorial home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#32992357)



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Author: seedy set private investor



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Laughsome Misanthropic Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#36864035)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: lascivious national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#36864203)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 1:18 PM
Author: silver jap



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Date: November 12th, 2019 1:46 PM
Author: multi-colored center headpube

Where update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#39107248)



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Date: December 16th, 2020 5:41 PM
Author: Wine vigorous ape



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Date: December 16th, 2020 5:44 PM
Author: multi-colored center headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028364&forum_id=2#41562008)