"Even as a freshman at the competitive __________ ___________, Earl stood out, both athletically and socially. Teammates and coaches remember a young man who was slimmer and less traditionally aggressive than the prototypical high school star. But what he lacked in physicality, he made up in lust to compete - Earl wanted to be out on the field with the big boys, even if it meant getting manhandled every day. 'That kid was a performer, wherever he was,' recalls Gary Auva'a, head coach, 'I mean he could really take a pounding. That team spirit was great for morale...'

... by junior year, Earl's exploits on and off the field had made him one of the most recognizable figures in school, which he parlayed into a relationship with a popular cheerleader. But in contrast to his easygoing, flamboyant public persona, Kelly Schinkelstein (née Chang) recalls that in private he could be surprisingly subdued and driven. 'He wasn't just "Tickle-me-Earl," the guy you'd always see in the halls horsing around with the other jocks. He could be really focused. Whenever I wanted to fool around, he insisted we study for AP Chemistry instead. "There'll be plenty of time for sex when I get to the Bay Area," he said. I felt like he could really be himself around me....'

... By senior year, Earl and Kelly were the classic high school power couple - with a twist of 90's flair. Capping off successful athletic and college admissions seasons, they swept the votes at Senior Prom. In fact, they both received exactly the same number of votes, and in an unprecedented move, __________ ____________ crowned them Prom co-Queens. A photo shows the pretty, vivacious couple flanking Steve Torrence, the Prom King, each mugging for the camera as they pretend to fight over him. Torrence did not return queries as to his activities with either party later that night..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2038011&forum_id=2#21462180)

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2038011&forum_id=2#22586448)

3rd para is best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2038011&forum_id=2#21462387)

But despite his successes, Earl wanted more. He wanted to compete with the best. And though he would ultimately prove unsuccessful, his struggle led to an award-winning senior thesis ('A Day on Court?: How Institutional Biases in the Legal System Doomed One Person's Battle with the WNBA for Gender Equality') and indirectly to Earl's lifelong love affair with the law."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2038011&forum_id=2#21470255)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2038011&forum_id=2#21470346)

i guess it was getting late?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2038011&forum_id=2#21803561)

'In his 20s, Earl was a big guy, with big appetites," recalls Jayson T., a fellow gym rat. 'He really embraced the muscle stud lifestyle for its own sake - hell, I think he belonged to three or four gyms, and would swing by just to hang out, hit the showers, whatever, even after he'd put in a hard workout somewhere else. But when he hit 33, we noticed a change. He was all "salad this, salad that." I think he really thought he could go back to being a skinny, smooth 19 year old. He'd approach strange men, not looking for a bro to chill with, but to talk about his mile times. No, he wasn't a professional runner, so it does seem weird. But he seemed to get something out of explaining to them how athletically impressive he was, subjectively, for an asian lawyer cruising toward 40. Some of us honestly started to worry about him...'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2038011&forum_id=2#22438967)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2038011&forum_id=2#22588380)

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2038011&forum_id=2#24484501)

potentially best zero response thread ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2038011&forum_id=2#24484657)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2038011&forum_id=2#27149822)