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After Cravath annonced, just got word of Kirkland bonus (rumor):
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:19 PM Author: Soul-stirring pit antidepressant drug CLASS OF 2011: SHATTERS THE MARKET
CLASS OF 2010: SHATTERS THE MARKET
CLASS OF 2009: SHATTERS THE MARKET
CLASS OF 2008: SHATTERS THE MARKET
CLASS OF 2007: SHATTERS THE MARKET
CLASS OF 2006: YOU'RE A PARTNER |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:19 PM Author: cerebral painfully honest psychic gas station timely! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115276) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:22 PM Author: mind-boggling son of senegal yes! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115298) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 5:49 PM Author: vibrant ratface business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26963980) |
Date: November 26th, 2012 5:25 PM Author: passionate stain school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115323) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:44 PM Author: Lake racy address ape "Skadden will crush this."
Said no one ever. |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:45 PM Author: bronze space Class of 2006 KE lateral calling his year end bonus a "draw" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115479) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:47 PM Author: bateful rehab sneaky criminal Lol nicely done
(still a lover of the kirklandshatters shtick) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:50 PM Author: bronze space this is a real person I went to LS with though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115508) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:55 PM Author: Lake racy address ape Haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115540) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:58 PM Author: bronze space not making shit up. this had nothing to do with the bonus announcement.
about 2 months ago he had just lateralled about 3 months before that. He made some offhand comment about how life was different now that he was a partner, and he got called out on the fact that being a non-equity partner at KE is exactly the same as being a senior associate anywhere else. He made some bullshit distinctions (incorrect I assume) about having to spend money on something or other and also said "from a resume perspective its better" and "my year end draw should be somewhat better that the bonuses other associates get at other firms"
While the latter statements are correct, the second has nothing to do with partnership, and the former only affects idiots who dont know how things work at KE. |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:01 PM Author: Lake racy address ape Huh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115588) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:02 PM Author: bronze space what are the distinctions other than the fake resume and the higher than average bonus that everyone who works hard gets?
He does not have to contribute equity and I assume is not eligible for any profit sharing plan. He definitely has no vote on anything. What's the difference? |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:05 PM Author: Lake racy address ape What? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115617) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:10 PM Author: bronze space please repost and leave it for a minute, I'll check again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115643) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:13 PM Author: Lake racy address ape Edited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115666) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:16 PM Author: bronze space goddamnit, I went to piss. One more time, I promise for 1 minute. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115688) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:18 PM Author: sadistic slap-happy station also, cant you deduct a bunch of expenses? or are you still a w2 employee? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115703) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:25 PM Author: bronze space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115769) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:27 PM Author: Lake racy address ape u back? lmk and ill enter in the info (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116913) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:27 PM Author: bronze space yes I am here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116923) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:30 PM Author: Lake racy address ape huh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116944) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:33 PM Author: bronze space My impression is that since everyone who sticks around to 6th year makes partner, the bonuses are dependent on how you work, same as everything else.
there is seriously not a paycheck every 2 weeks? |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:36 PM Author: Lake racy address ape lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116983) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:30 PM Author: bronze space damnit I want to go home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116942) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:32 PM Author: Lake racy address ape lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116958) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 9:33 PM Author: bronze space yep thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116964) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:43 PM Author: comical theater most in-house people in the position to hire are "idiots" who don't know how things work at KE since they don't read ATL or care/know about equity/non equity distinctions at various firms (unless they themselves worked at said firm) so the partner resume value thing isn't just fluff.
in any case, we all know your friend is a douche and is going to get forced out in a few years since laterals who come at this late stage never get chosen over homegrown associates anyway. |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:54 PM Author: Soul-stirring pit antidepressant drug /*\ MISINFORMATION ALERT /*\ While this account trolls for MARKET-SHATTERING BONUSES, KIRKLAND & ELLIS has not yet formally disclosed its bonuses for the year. You are misinformed. |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:55 PM Author: Lake racy address ape Haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115545) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:57 PM Author: Soul-stirring pit antidepressant drug Are you at KIRKLAND & ELLIS? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115555) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:57 PM Author: Lake racy address ape Rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115563) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 5:58 PM Author: Soul-stirring pit antidepressant drug IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE AT KIRKLAND & ELLIS, THE BONUSES WILL SHATTER THE MARKET REGARDLESS OF WHERE YOU WORK. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115570) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:01 PM Author: infuriating razzmatazz wagecucks resort Sweatshop. Would need to be 50k more a year to make it worth it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115591) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:02 PM Author: cerebral painfully honest psychic gas station people say this, but the people i know at K&E don't work that much more than me or other biglaw peeps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115596) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:11 PM Author: Vigorous keepsake machete really tough guy Yeah, you can cruise for a while at any firm. At K&E you just have to deal with more assholes while you're doing it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115651) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:16 PM Author: Lake racy address ape Lol ur at fucking latham (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115682) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 6:12 PM Author: infuriating razzmatazz wagecucks resort frankly i was just trolling the OP, hoping for a MISINFORMATION ALERT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22115656) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 8:11 PM Author: Soul-stirring pit antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22116474) |
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Date: November 27th, 2012 9:56 AM Author: Fuchsia cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22119097) |
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Date: November 27th, 2012 12:17 AM Author: filthy odious nibblets shatter my asshole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#22118065) |
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Date: September 7th, 2014 10:09 PM Author: cocky angry principal's office Sup CGM? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26284659) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2014 9:44 AM Author: Yellow gaped messiness therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26258801) |
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Date: September 7th, 2014 10:12 PM Author: Garnet National Kirkland currently is mediocre on bonuses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26284667) |
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Date: September 7th, 2014 10:15 PM Author: Slate Nursing Home Windowlicker And KS is a pumo. Just sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26284679) |
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Date: November 17th, 2014 4:46 PM Author: hairraiser black point xo 2014 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26738671) |
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Date: November 21st, 2014 10:18 AM Author: chocolate exhilarant toaster bawdyhouse :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26764562) |
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Date: November 17th, 2014 4:35 PM Author: Yellow gaped messiness therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26738571) |
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Date: November 21st, 2014 10:14 AM Author: Yellow gaped messiness therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26764538) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: Yellow gaped messiness therapy Rip lil brej (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#26963874) |
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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:12 PM Author: Yellow gaped messiness therapy RIP Kirkland Shatters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#29279136) |
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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:48 PM Author: Magical stirring institution RIP? Why? Wha happa? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#29279287) |
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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:52 PM Author: Heady quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#29279304) |
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Date: December 20th, 2017 2:39 PM Author: Yellow gaped messiness therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#34967741) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 5:00 PM Author: Yellow gaped messiness therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#36225253) |
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Date: January 11th, 2020 11:28 AM Author: Yellow gaped messiness therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2123189&forum_id=2#39414745) |