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List dumb falsehoods that women tend to believe
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Date: January 15th, 2013 11:46 AM
1. They can't lift weights because they're naturally really muscular and would quickly get "bulky" from resistance training.
2. Bigger dick = more cum or bigger ejaculation.
3. Men can't resist sex and the possibility of it can be used to coerce them into just about anything.
4. Eating frozen processed 'diet meals' and canned soup for lunch is a cornerstone of weight maintenance and good health.
5. They give really great blowjobs, well within the top tier of any guy's experience. |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 12:07 PM
Look at the OP. He constantly makes threads like these - to make himself feel better I guess? Even if he's a total loser as a person if he can prove that women are flawed, I guess he has someone to feel better than?
But say that men are flawed in any way or worse, suggest that women are better than men in some way, and you'll only have to wait five seconds for him to appear with some angry screed meant to prove you wrong.
It's a little sad. |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 12:16 PM
I point out that xoxo men have issues with women and are too insecure to accept men's flaws. This bothers you, but it doesn't mean that I hate men. Most men aren't obsessed with discussing women's failings and ignoring their own. Grow up. |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 12:19 PM |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 12:27 PM
So sad. |
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I'm glad that finding popularity among other losers on xoxo is able to make up for what you're missing IRL. |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 12:06 PM |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 11:58 AM
The OP is never not here posting about women, female xoxo posters or women on xoxo. There's something wrong with someone who cares so much about this stuff. |
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Date: January 16th, 2013 6:40 AM
You look stupid AND crazy. |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 11:57 AM http://i.imgur.com/eyUnc.jpg |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 11:59 AM
Men are psychologically programmed to achieve goals as a team, to accept leadership and sound reasoning for the good of the group. Women are programmed to fuck each other over for great access to spoils of the hunt and obsess over scraping their way up the pecking order around the campfire. |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 12:01 PM
Any suggestion that women could be better than men in any way is WRONG.
But anyone who denies the OBVIOUS ways in which men are better than women is just delusional. |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 1:37 PM When I read the other day that Sienna Miller had said there was no such thing as 'the Sisterhood', I knew what she meant. I can understand why people want to believe that women look out for each other - because with men in power at work and in politics, it makes sense for us to stick together. In fact, there was a time when I believed in the Sisterhood - but that was before women at war led to my emotional and financial ruin.
lolshit all women workforce as bright as having a high school run by kids |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 2:22 PM
"A fashion spat ended one friendship when Sarah and our young development researcher received the same surprise Christmas gift - a Chloe Paddington bag worth £900. When they clocked the matching bags in the office, it was like pistols at dawn. They forced a few compliments, but relations never recovered, to the expense of my company." |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 8:08 PM
Some, like a tiny bit, of evo psych is completely sound. The vast majority and particularly the stuff that gets bandied about the internet in high volume is dubious at best. |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 12:00 PM It is hilarious how women believe they are easier to get along with and more inclined to cooperate with each other than men are |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 12:08 PM Caloric consumption primarily drives metabolism Guys do not need to be thrusting to get the most out of sex Their sisters want the best for them |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 12:11 PM
LOL why do aspie basement virgins insist on telling us what women think? |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 1:10 PM |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 12:08 PM |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 12:14 PM
Women wear fashionable clothes because OTHER WOMEN think they look good. Not to impress men. Everyone knows men know shit about fashion and designers.
How can you guys have made it to 25-30 without having known any woman intimately enough to understand basic stuff like this?
I give up trying to educate the guys in this thread, you're hopeless. |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 12:19 PM |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 12:21 PM |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 12:24 PM
You're not the intended audience and you don't know what looks good and what doesn't. Straight men have horrible fashion sense. |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 12:26 PM
i'm glad we settled your conceptual confusion over who you're dressing for, though. <3 |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 12:27 PM
Now I've seen it all. XOXO aspies try to discuss fashion. |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 12:23 PM
Dude, this really reveals a LOT about how defensive you get in these threads. He didn't say you did it to impress men, he just pointed out that fashionable clothes don't have superior aesthetics, which is objectively true. "Do it to impress men" are YOUR words, sistah. |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 12:23 PM |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 12:25 PM |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 12:26 PM
You realize that when women see a really well-dressed man he's assumed to be gay, don't you? |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 12:44 PM what? |
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He spends all of his time on this site and takes xoxo memes to be true. |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 12:18 PM |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 12:19 PM
Men watch women's sports other than to catch a glimpse of T+A. |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 12:28 PM
No woman believes any of the things he believes they do (things he saw other xoxo posters say that women think). |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 2:05 PM
nothing about threads like this one is enjoyable. nothing. |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 2:15 PM |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 2:04 PM
He is always creating and posting in threads like this but he goes crazy if you mention that men have any flaws or weaknnesses. If a female poster started a thread called "dumb falsehoods men believe" he would immediately run to that thread and begin attacking the OP and claiming she was wrong about everything she posted. |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 2:05 PM |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 2:06 PM
Either you are him or your judgment is just as poor as his is. |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 12:40 PM
The the world takes notice of their agonizing adjustments and endless effort sunk into minutia of personal appearance.
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Date: January 15th, 2013 1:00 PM
2. walking on the treadmill is "exercise."
3. guys pay attention to what we say.
4. "he's just helping me move because he's nice...he doesn't want to sleep w/ me!" |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 1:51 PM Delusion: The reason there are vastly more male mathematicians, scientists, engineers, etc. is because women have been somehow systematically kept from entering those fields. Reality: This line of thinking may hold water in other fields, but men are empirically better at linear, analytical, scientifically-driven thinking, and although some women can achieve competency, there will NEVER EVER EVER be as many female math geniuses. Ever.
2. Delusion: That they themselves will not soon grow old, ugly, unfuckable, and essentially worthless to men. They might not believe this in the sense that they would openly profess it, but all of them secretly cling to the false hope that they can be just like men: sexually attractive (in fact, even MORE SO) as they age into their 30s, 40s, etc. Without this delusion, they would all be crippled by constant anxiety and depression. Reality: After about 25 or so, women immediately begin a steady and rapid decline in physical appearance across the board. Their faces crinkle, their bodies become less supple and tight, and their fertility plummets. The McKaylas of the world will always replace the Demi Moores. Always.
3. Delusion: they can achieve SITC-style sexual "empowerment" by fucking lots of dudes and remain just as marriageable as a girl who has only had sex with a couple of guys, because, hey, MEN FUCK LOTS OF WOMEN AND IT'S NBD SO CLEARLY WE DESERVE THE SAME SOCIALLY NORMATIVE "RIGHTS"! Reality: Biology is a bitch. You are designed to house and birth babies. We are designed to be their genesis. You can only get pregnant about once a year. We can impregnate ten women a day if we want. These bifurcated roles have been in place for tens of thousands of years, indeed, since the dawn of man. Your brains have evolved accordingly. Not only will sexual promiscuity be far more psychologically damaging to female sluts than male studs in the long run, but your inherent value as a mate will never be considered on "equal ground" as men, because you're not designed to do the same things. |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 1:52 PM |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 1:55 PM
Why do you think I'm able to fuck more women than >90% of my male peers? Men who view women this way (i.e. accurately) are, deep down, the ones feminine women innately crave. |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 1:57 PM
Logs into "day account" to post threads saying "Women expire after 25" and "Dating two hot 18 year-old's, taking q's"
After 10 PM logs into pumo to post "Chubby girl from okc ignored my 5th email, considering suicide."
LOL
"We can impregnate ten women a day if we want."
LMAO we all know the average male xoxo poster has trouble finding one woman per year to sex.
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Date: January 15th, 2013 1:58 PM |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 1:59 PM
*pats you on head* |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 2:02 PM |
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Date: January 16th, 2013 10:58 AM |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 2:03 PM
Let me go ahead and say what you want to say about, for example, #3: "LOL contraception has freed women from the biological jail you speak of! We are no longer bound by the chains of pregnancy! We are the sexual equivalent of you now!"
Wrong. First, think about the implications of the fact that the ONLY WAY you can achieve the lifestyle you so desire is by directly, pharmaceutically fighting against the most basic facts of your body on a DAILY basis, manipulating hormone levels to drastic degrees that can cause all kinds of serious problems. That seem evolutionarily healthy to you? Next, consider whether those magic pills do anything whatsoever to counteract your BRAIN'S biological drives that haven't changed at all since the 60s. Deep down, in your mind's animalistic core, you want to be Betty Draper. It would make you happy and content in a way that SITC-style living never can. You might be temporarily satiated, but never fulfilled. |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 2:07 PM |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 1:54 PM
*slowly removes hat and holds it over my heart with a trembling hand*
*slowly nods* |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 2:07 PM
despite the fact that you sound unhinged. the only blatantly wrong thing in this poast is that women are "essentially worthless to men" once they get ugly. believe it or not, some men are able to forge strong bonds with women that transcend sexual attraction. |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 2:09 PM |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 2:19 PM
Turns out I cheated on her. She still sends me titty pics. |
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You're right, this is a good time to leave this horrible thread. |
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Date: February 24th, 2013 9:10 PM |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 2:12 PM Delusion: The aforementioned "sexual empowerment" of women will allow them so much more freedom of choice in who they choose to mate with! Now that we can have lots of sex, we can be picky! We'll only have sex with great guys who respect us instead of those stupid misogynists!
Reality: Quite the opposite. What feminism in fact achieves is an intense narrowing of the field of men that women fuck. I have a love/hate relationship with the movement. On one hand, it viscerally disgusts and saddens me. I worry about my eventual likelihood of finding a sweet, caring, loyal woman to settle down with and raise my children. On the other hand, I profit vastly from it. "Sexual empowerment" is fantastic in the short-run for assholes like me who don't give a fuck about you. Once you're freed up to become "selective," what do you do? Immediately surrender to the aforementioned frameworks embedded deeply in your ancient synapses. You seek out the dominant men who are desirable and have harems of rotating sluts. You assume this position under the pretense that it's what YOU want and what makes YOU happy, but in the end, you're just turning yourself into a cum receptacle. The "misogyny" of the Mad Men era you so decry was far more respectful and loving of women than anything we'll see ever again. |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 2:21 PM
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Date: January 17th, 2013 10:28 AM
If you don't like it, realize some people think like this and are good at playing other people, and try to avoid them. |
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Date: January 17th, 2013 10:39 AM
If understanding human nature and acting accordingly makes me sociopathic, so be it. |
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Date: January 17th, 2013 10:41 AM |
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Date: January 17th, 2013 10:42 AM
In other words, I just view myself as observational and the vast majority of proles as blind. |
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Date: January 15th, 2013 8:19 PM |
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Date: January 16th, 2013 1:34 AM
Related to the above, they get completely furious when a young, pretty, servile, docile, supportive girl who is like a 6-7 gets a great guy that they desire. |
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Date: January 16th, 2013 5:59 AM |
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Date: January 16th, 2013 6:42 AM
Listening to what xoxo men think women believe is like listening to a blind man describe a rainbow. Lulzy. |
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Date: January 16th, 2013 6:46 AM
of course they do. who do you think watches that show and what do you think is their attitude towards it? disdain? |
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Date: February 4th, 2013 4:16 AM
2) he didn't mean that, he just can't help it some times
3) this will all blow over if i just stay calm and supportive
4) i need a man like this to set me straight
5) someone will call 911 in time
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Date: February 4th, 2013 3:44 PM
most of the things listed aren't things that most women believe (aside from #3 which is pretty obviously true to...everyone but the op i guess) |
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Date: February 4th, 2013 4:18 PM |