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for sex, that is great
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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser self-absorbed prole whorehouse

I'm a 28 year old guy, light skinned Hispanic with curly dark hair that is starting to receed. I'm 5'11, 155 lbs, and honestly have not lifted a heavy object since high school gym class. I graduated from GW Law two years ago and have been doing doc review in the basements of McPherson Square ever since.

I was not having much luck with the ladies, so I started telling random chicks in bars that my dad is Colombia's ambassador to the United States. In reality, my dad is an electrician in Philly.

Below, I detail the results this has had with different girls.

GIRL 1

25ish Congressional staffer for a liberal New England representative. She was tall (5'9 - 5'10), had pale skin, wore thick rectangular glasses and had her brunette hair up in a bun. She had a big, round ass, wide hips, and thick legs.

I took her home after a few drinks, and she offered me a hand job, but backed out when she saw that I was uncut. So instead, I came between her tits.

GIRL 2

MA student at Georgetown in international development or interantional relations, or something like that. Blonde, with a chubby face and more arm hair than I usually like on a girl, but her body was really nice.

We flirted at a Foggy Bottom happy hour. Then she asked me what I thought about human rights abuses in Colombia in the 1980's. I was like "wtf" and things didn't go anywhere after that.

GIRL 3

Tall, lanky WOC who worked as a Policy Analyst for a federal agency. Completely flat on both sides (no ass, a cup), hair braided into a ponytail decorated with white beads. She had volunteered for earthquake relief work in Haiti before finishing school, and I lied to her and said that my dad had visited Haiti to oversee the dispersement of medical supplies donated by Colombia.

Took her home, fucked her unprotected, pulled out and came on her stomach. At this point, before she cleaned herself off, she attempted to hug me, which was the weirdest thing a naked girl has ever done in my bed. She apologized for making a mess and I got a cab for her.

GIRL 4

Redhead who recently moved to DC from the Cleveland suburbs. Her parents were clearly paying for all of her expenses, because she was working as a volunteer speechwriter.

We made out in the back of Iron Horse, and as I grabbed her ass she told me that she was Catholic, just out of the blue. I said I was too, but then I realized she meant Catholic in the sense that she wasn't going to let me fuck her before marriage.

GIRL 5

BIGLAWYER girl in her late 20's. Obviously Jewish. Her naturally curly hair, dark as the night itself, had clearly been straightened to the point of abuse. A zig-zagging white strip of exposed scalp ran down the center of her head.

She asked me which South American nation had the finest wine, in my opinion. I trolled hard for Chile, making up some bullshit about good grapes and the fertility of volcanic soil. I have never had a bottle of Chilean wine in my life. I almost blew my cover when I made a legal joke, but recovered when I told her I learned it from an American friend who was clerking on the 9th circuit. This seemed to make her want me more.

We went out for drinks, cuddling in the back of the cab on the way. Afterwards, she kissed me and gave me her phone number. This was a week ago and she has not replied to a single text or returned a single call.

GIRL 6

Skinny hipster-ish chick who wore a fedora and was drinking PBR on U Street. She told me she wanted to try this Pita place that was highly reviewed on Yelp. I told her that my father had previously been Colombia's consul in Istanbul, and that I knew what to look for in a Pita.

We took the metro there (I put my arm around her.) At the pita place, I mericlessly criticized the pita, calling it unauthentic, flavorless, and just plain bad. In reality, it was a really decent pita.

Took her home, fucked her with a condom on, and let her sleep over. In the morning, I made her a breakfast consisting of frozen Chicken Tikka Masala that I had bought at Costco.

She has been texting me for a second date, but my roommate is back from his vacation and I know that asshole would blow my cover if I brought a girl home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676183)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:40 PM
Author: Comical university

unsubtle circumcision trolling

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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:53 PM
Author: cerebral preventive strike



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Date: February 24th, 2013 11:04 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Home



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Date: February 26th, 2013 11:14 AM
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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:23 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2013 12:13 AM
Author: glittery hyperactive philosopher-king hunting ground

180 moniker

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Date: March 31st, 2016 10:46 AM
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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:41 PM
Author: carnelian exciting death wish

can i ask over what time period

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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:41 PM
Author: Hairraiser self-absorbed prole whorehouse

Since late December.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676210)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:41 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle main people wagecucks

180 on so many levels

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Date: February 20th, 2013 3:41 PM
Author: Misunderstood sick windowlicker



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Date: July 9th, 2014 1:08 AM
Author: bateful aquamarine rehab becky



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:41 PM
Author: frozen kitchen

describe girl 2's body

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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:43 PM
Author: Hairraiser self-absorbed prole whorehouse

She was wearing a tight dress, and you could see curves but not chub. I don't know how to explain it any better than that, because I never saw her naked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676225)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle main people wagecucks



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:43 PM
Author: Hairraiser self-absorbed prole whorehouse

I don't know why the biglawyer didn't fuck me, maybe she has been busy with work?

The black chick was a huge nerd, and I can't believe that she would have any STDs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676230)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:44 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle main people wagecucks

I like cumming on black girls because of the contrast on their skin

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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:45 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle main people wagecucks



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Hairraiser self-absorbed prole whorehouse

Online dating girls in DC are largely mentally ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676297)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle main people wagecucks

for sex, that is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676304)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:53 PM
Author: Hairraiser self-absorbed prole whorehouse

The last OKC girl I fucked (a year ago or so) was this chubby foodie girl who listed "insatiable" on the sex drive question. She was fun for one night, but I feared for my life at some points after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676324)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 2:57 PM
Author: Big Church

"The black chick was a huge nerd, and I can't believe that she would have any STDs. "

IDK dude, going to Haiti without a condom is a pretty surefire way to get one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676738)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 8:20 PM
Author: lake clown theater

"The black chick was a huge nerd, and I can't believe that she would have any STDs."

ljl that a chick you just met who fucked you bareback isn't a cesspool of STDs. run to get tested and hoap you don't have the aids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22679214)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser self-absorbed prole whorehouse

the key to DC girls is to impress them with power or prestige

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676246)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle main people wagecucks

It's not the same as NY tho. They aren't as impressed with $$$$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676301)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:52 PM
Author: Hairraiser self-absorbed prole whorehouse

Absolutely. This is why they are willing to get fucked in my shitty apartment that obviously has a second bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676308)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:42 PM
Author: Rebellious site gay wizard

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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:43 PM
Author: hyperventilating appetizing garrison

this is 180. 2 of my friends are sons of US Ambassadors. Girls loooove it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676226)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 8:23 PM
Author: Motley Bawdyhouse

(typical fIame post)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22679241)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:43 PM
Author: Smoky lascivious location

Coke-sniffing lobbyists HATE him

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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:47 PM
Author: Mustard Foreskin

Girls on wikipedia the next afternoon HATE him

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Date: February 20th, 2013 2:27 PM
Author: Chocolate Cowardly Address



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Date: February 20th, 2013 3:42 PM
Author: Clear Legend Ceo



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Date: February 20th, 2013 8:31 PM
Author: histrionic emerald keepsake machete



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Date: February 24th, 2013 11:44 PM
Author: glittery hyperactive philosopher-king hunting ground

180

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Author: Chocolate Cowardly Address



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Diverse Out-of-control Indirect Expression

how did they react when they came back to you're cramped studio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676305)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:52 PM
Author: Hairraiser self-absorbed prole whorehouse

I live in a pretty big 2 BR with a roommate who travels a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676312)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:52 PM
Author: puce mewling messiness macaca

180 whether flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676307)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 3:58 PM
Author: Vibrant institution

it is flame, but good flame

one tell is that girl 6 was a success story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22677244)



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Date: July 8th, 2015 2:07 AM
Author: bateful aquamarine rehab becky

Brilliant flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#28280922)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:53 PM
Author: translucent cocky property yarmulke

1. Congrats bro...you sound like a cool dood. Dc is a great town for poon (quantity at least) if you play it right.

2. Why not just say "diplomat"? So that you cant be pwned by a google search?

3. Most important: its not the line that that is making the difference, its your boosted confidence. I know that sounds cheesy but its true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676325)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser self-absorbed prole whorehouse

I've never had a girl pull out her smartphone and try to verify it. I watched a documentary on Colombia once and know a bit about it, it helps for appearing credible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676334)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Exhilarant sickened box office idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#30174694)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:54 PM
Author: cerebral preventive strike

You sealed the deal with 2/6 chicks despite lying to them?

Edit: one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676331)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser self-absorbed prole whorehouse

this is the most action I've gotten since graduation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676341)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:59 PM
Author: Adventurous walnut pisswyrm cruise ship

cool story, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676371)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Frum Brethren Gas Station

I hope at the end of a long sex session, you fart, grin, and giggle "I'm actually Mexican".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676411)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 2:07 PM
Author: Hairraiser self-absorbed prole whorehouse

Part of me really wants to play up the South American aspect by yelling "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL!" while I come.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676426)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 8:22 PM
Author: lake clown theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22679227)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 2:07 PM
Author: Territorial balding cuckoldry rigpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676428)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 2:07 PM
Author: sienna kitty cat

your roommate should share your code, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676431)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 2:26 PM
Author: Big Church

Carlos Alfredo Urrutia Valenzuela was only appointed in September of last year. Kind of weird that he brought his 20-something son with him to the states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676544)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 2:28 PM
Author: Hairraiser self-absorbed prole whorehouse

aw snap, looks like I won't have sex with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676566)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 6:27 PM
Author: Wild Base Sex Offender

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22691088)



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Date: July 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: concupiscible sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#28280937)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 2:31 PM
Author: Submissive chartreuse stain trump supporter

lie to girl 6 was my fav.

180 premise and thread OP. bravo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676580)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 2:32 PM
Author: Hairraiser self-absorbed prole whorehouse

I looked her up on Facebook and she has a picture of herself in one of those fuzzy Russian hats with the ear flaps. Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676584)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 2:35 PM
Author: Laughsome market bbw

The pita part is spectacular. You're awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676601)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 5:36 PM
Author: talented confused really tough guy boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22678146)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 8:07 PM
Author: Wine double fault legal warrant

literally lol'd at the pita part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22679131)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: Salmon chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#28325377)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 2:49 PM
Author: Titillating Kitty

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676688)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 2:56 PM
Author: Pea-brained Liquid Oxygen

ever been to rocket bar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676733)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 3:02 PM
Author: electric domesticated stage masturbator

a smile grew on my face as I read the OP. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676767)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 3:38 PM
Author: obsidian apoplectic chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22677060)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 3:43 PM
Author: bearded casino

180 thread but I have a feeling it's your confidence and effort, not the lie, that is really helping you get pussy here brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22677104)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 4:36 PM
Author: Hairraiser self-absorbed prole whorehouse

Hard not to be confident when Colombia is winning the war on FARC and enjoying excellent relations with the United States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22677635)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 5:48 PM
Author: Startled stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22678216)



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Date: February 24th, 2013 11:46 PM
Author: glittery hyperactive philosopher-king hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22704973)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 3:47 PM
Author: painfully honest deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22677141)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 3:48 PM
Author: Low-t Pale Trust Fund Striped Hyena

180 my brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22677164)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: Fragrant very tactful trailer park

How did everyone pass up this gem:

"At this point, before she cleaned herself off, she attempted to hug me, which was the weirdest thing a naked girl has ever done in my bed."

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22677196)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 4:44 PM
Author: Chocolate Cowardly Address

Also pinged on that. Pretty funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22677703)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 5:48 PM
Author: Startled stage

i laughed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22678219)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 3:53 PM
Author: mauve beady-eyed boltzmann

get to the part where you slay pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22677203)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 4:44 PM
Author: Bossy Reading Party

Still laughing at the Costco tikka masala detail. Very nice touch on a 180 flame. .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22677698)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Titillating Kitty

I want to believe...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22677767)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: Salmon chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#28325375)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: pearly mind-boggling senate candlestick maker

overrated as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22677973)



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Date: February 24th, 2013 11:47 PM
Author: glittery hyperactive philosopher-king hunting ground

gas yourself arrow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22704986)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 5:27 PM
Author: Amethyst internet-worthy lay

I don't get it. Do you have an accent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22678076)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 5:30 PM
Author: Hairraiser self-absorbed prole whorehouse

I don't. But foreigners are getting really good at English. I'm sure the kind of family that would go into the diplomatic corps would have their children learn foreign languages from an early age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22678103)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 5:34 PM
Author: Amethyst internet-worthy lay

Seems like these chicks are probably just dumb (or you're flaming).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22678131)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 5:39 PM
Author: twisted autistic skinny woman

2 chicks, neither of which sounds particularly attractive, in 3+ months constitutes "slaying"? still, very entertaining read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22678166)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: Hairraiser self-absorbed prole whorehouse

again, most action I've gotten since graduation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22678967)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 5:47 PM
Author: Motley Bawdyhouse

LJL at needing to lie to land FUG DC chicks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22678213)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 6:39 PM
Author: orange charismatic electric furnace

no game bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22678646)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: poppy library

i get 10x better results saying i'm unemployed and poor. i guess the height meme isn't flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22679015)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 8:17 PM
Author: Ruby Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22679191)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 7:58 PM
Author: stirring insane pit mood

lol at faggots who can't enjoy the FUCK out of this thread and instead have to comment about how much pussy they pull

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22679080)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 8:21 PM
Author: Clear Legend Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22679222)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 8:13 PM
Author: twisted autistic skinny woman

"We flirted at a Foggy Bottom happy hour. Then she asked me what I thought about human rights abuses in Colombia in the 1980's. I was like "wtf" and things didn't go anywhere after that."

lol. how was the talent at GW?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22679173)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 8:18 PM
Author: Galvanic slate codepig theatre

"In reality, it was a really decent pita."

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22679202)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 9:16 AM
Author: Galvanic slate codepig theatre

loled at this again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#28325395)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 8:26 PM
Author: stimulating amber parlour

this is funny as fuck, even though probably not true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22679252)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 9:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser self-absorbed prole whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22679619)



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Date: February 21st, 2013 8:09 PM
Author: histrionic emerald keepsake machete

PRO TIP: you would get more action if you said your daddy was the POTUS of Colombia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22685787)



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Date: February 21st, 2013 8:10 PM
Author: Sable irate point filthpig

Why not POTUS of Columbia University?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22685796)



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Date: February 21st, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: histrionic emerald keepsake machete

OOOOH DAT SCHOLARSHIP!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22685966)



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Date: February 21st, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: cerise tanning salon party of the first part

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22685908)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 6:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser self-absorbed prole whorehouse

headed out again tonight, wish me luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22691000)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 6:16 PM
Author: coral aromatic corner love of her life

This is amazing if true, you need to make a blog about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22691016)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 6:25 PM
Author: Wild Base Sex Offender

holy fuck

the best thread ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22691080)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 7:16 PM
Author: umber fluffy ticket booth

179. Sometimes the Colombian Embassy has little Colombian girls (probably the Ambassador's real kids) selling coffee and hot chocolate in front of it, lemonade stand-style... if you can work that into this routine somehow and report back, I'll add the last point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22691307)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 7:41 PM
Author: Hairraiser self-absorbed prole whorehouse

I should probably learn where the embassy is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22691485)



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Date: February 23rd, 2013 2:00 PM
Author: umber fluffy ticket booth

Just off Dupont.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22694685)



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Date: February 24th, 2013 12:59 AM
Author: Hairraiser self-absorbed prole whorehouse

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22698478)



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Date: February 23rd, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: startling alcoholic temple

180 OP by poster with a 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22694042)



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Date: February 23rd, 2013 1:35 PM
Author: Hairraiser self-absorbed prole whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22694591)



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Date: February 23rd, 2013 1:38 PM
Author: heady lilac forum mother

really overrated. not sure you're familiar with what slaying actually means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22694602)



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Date: February 24th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser self-absorbed prole whorehouse

=(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22704612)



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Date: February 24th, 2013 11:09 PM
Author: ultramarine maniacal business firm antidepressant drug

Good thread. Brought all the mouthbreathers out of the woodwork, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22704672)



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Date: March 21st, 2013 8:00 PM
Author: startling alcoholic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22858769)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:15 PM
Author: Contagious azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#23154691)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:17 PM
Author: magical cracking affirmative action brunch

he only fucked the nig beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#23154708)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 11:42 PM
Author: 180 avocado volcanic crater stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#24549533)



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Date: December 15th, 2013 11:04 PM
Author: dashing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#24649201)



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Date: May 10th, 2015 7:39 PM
Author: Low-t Pale Trust Fund Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#27862216)



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Date: July 8th, 2015 2:01 AM
Author: concupiscible sweet tailpipe

all-time great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#28280906)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 9:18 AM
Author: Marvelous disgusting circlehead office

are you for amnesty?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#28325404)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:18 AM
Author: concupiscible sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#28340298)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: excitant locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#30174259)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 2:28 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#30505887)



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Author: swashbuckling slippery church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#33721421)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:10 AM
Author: swashbuckling slippery church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#33878852)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: nubile mediation nursing home

This thread delivered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#33879014)



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Date: November 23rd, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: swashbuckling slippery church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#34753889)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#36249087)