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Since late December.
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Online dating girls in DC are largely mentally ill
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for sex, that is great
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The last OKC girl I fucked (a year ago or so) was this chubb...
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It's not the same as NY tho. They aren't as impressed with $...
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Absolutely. This is why they are willing to get fucked in my...
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Thank u for this
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this is 180. 2 of my friends are sons of US Ambassadors. Gir...
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(typical fIame post)
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this is the most action I've gotten since graduation
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lie to girl 6 was my fav. 180 premise and thread OP. bravo
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again, most action I've gotten since graduation
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LJL at needing to lie to land FUG DC chicks.
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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:38 PM
Author: doobsian shrine feces

I'm a 28 year old guy, light skinned Hispanic with curly dark hair that is starting to receed. I'm 5'11, 155 lbs, and honestly have not lifted a heavy object since high school gym class. I graduated from GW Law two years ago and have been doing doc review in the basements of McPherson Square ever since.

I was not having much luck with the ladies, so I started telling random chicks in bars that my dad is Colombia's ambassador to the United States. In reality, my dad is an electrician in Philly.

Below, I detail the results this has had with different girls.

GIRL 1

25ish Congressional staffer for a liberal New England representative. She was tall (5'9 - 5'10), had pale skin, wore thick rectangular glasses and had her brunette hair up in a bun. She had a big, round ass, wide hips, and thick legs.

I took her home after a few drinks, and she offered me a hand job, but backed out when she saw that I was uncut. So instead, I came between her tits.

GIRL 2

MA student at Georgetown in international development or interantional relations, or something like that. Blonde, with a chubby face and more arm hair than I usually like on a girl, but her body was really nice.

We flirted at a Foggy Bottom happy hour. Then she asked me what I thought about human rights abuses in Colombia in the 1980's. I was like "wtf" and things didn't go anywhere after that.

GIRL 3

Tall, lanky WOC who worked as a Policy Analyst for a federal agency. Completely flat on both sides (no ass, a cup), hair braided into a ponytail decorated with white beads. She had volunteered for earthquake relief work in Haiti before finishing school, and I lied to her and said that my dad had visited Haiti to oversee the dispersement of medical supplies donated by Colombia.

Took her home, fucked her unprotected, pulled out and came on her stomach. At this point, before she cleaned herself off, she attempted to hug me, which was the weirdest thing a naked girl has ever done in my bed. She apologized for making a mess and I got a cab for her.

GIRL 4

Redhead who recently moved to DC from the Cleveland suburbs. Her parents were clearly paying for all of her expenses, because she was working as a volunteer speechwriter.

We made out in the back of Iron Horse, and as I grabbed her ass she told me that she was Catholic, just out of the blue. I said I was too, but then I realized she meant Catholic in the sense that she wasn't going to let me fuck her before marriage.

GIRL 5

BIGLAWYER girl in her late 20's. Obviously Jewish. Her naturally curly hair, dark as the night itself, had clearly been straightened to the point of abuse. A zig-zagging white strip of exposed scalp ran down the center of her head.

She asked me which South American nation had the finest wine, in my opinion. I trolled hard for Chile, making up some bullshit about good grapes and the fertility of volcanic soil. I have never had a bottle of Chilean wine in my life. I almost blew my cover when I made a legal joke, but recovered when I told her I learned it from an American friend who was clerking on the 9th circuit. This seemed to make her want me more.

We went out for drinks, cuddling in the back of the cab on the way. Afterwards, she kissed me and gave me her phone number. This was a week ago and she has not replied to a single text or returned a single call.

GIRL 6

Skinny hipster-ish chick who wore a fedora and was drinking PBR on U Street. She told me she wanted to try this Pita place that was highly reviewed on Yelp. I told her that my father had previously been Colombia's consul in Istanbul, and that I knew what to look for in a Pita.

We took the metro there (I put my arm around her.) At the pita place, I mericlessly criticized the pita, calling it unauthentic, flavorless, and just plain bad. In reality, it was a really decent pita.

Took her home, fucked her with a condom on, and let her sleep over. In the morning, I made her a breakfast consisting of frozen Chicken Tikka Masala that I had bought at Costco.

She has been texting me for a second date, but my roommate is back from his vacation and I know that asshole would blow my cover if I brought a girl home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676183)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:40 PM
Author: comical learning disabled institution travel guidebook

unsubtle circumcision trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676204)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:53 PM
Author: outnumbered overrated pit coffee pot



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Date: February 24th, 2013 11:04 PM
Author: Concupiscible garnet place of business sanctuary



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Date: February 26th, 2013 11:14 AM
Author: 180 rigpig



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:23 PM
Author: chocolate box office



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Date: May 8th, 2013 12:13 AM
Author: Rusted Genital Piercing

180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#23155196)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Blue floppy depressive party of the first part



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:41 PM
Author: orange vibrant cuckold

can i ask over what time period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676207)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:41 PM
Author: doobsian shrine feces

Since late December.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676210)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:41 PM
Author: bearded free-loading ceo senate

180 on so many levels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676211)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 3:41 PM
Author: dashing center



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Date: July 9th, 2014 1:08 AM
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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:41 PM
Author: Stirring double fault

describe girl 2's body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676212)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:43 PM
Author: doobsian shrine feces

She was wearing a tight dress, and you could see curves but not chub. I don't know how to explain it any better than that, because I never saw her naked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676225)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:42 PM
Author: bearded free-loading ceo senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676215)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:43 PM
Author: doobsian shrine feces

I don't know why the biglawyer didn't fuck me, maybe she has been busy with work?

The black chick was a huge nerd, and I can't believe that she would have any STDs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676230)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:44 PM
Author: bearded free-loading ceo senate

I like cumming on black girls because of the contrast on their skin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676237)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:45 PM
Author: bearded free-loading ceo senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676245)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: doobsian shrine feces

Online dating girls in DC are largely mentally ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676297)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: bearded free-loading ceo senate

for sex, that is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676304)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:53 PM
Author: doobsian shrine feces

The last OKC girl I fucked (a year ago or so) was this chubby foodie girl who listed "insatiable" on the sex drive question. She was fun for one night, but I feared for my life at some points after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676324)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 2:57 PM
Author: Cordovan razzmatazz mood

"The black chick was a huge nerd, and I can't believe that she would have any STDs. "

IDK dude, going to Haiti without a condom is a pretty surefire way to get one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676738)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 8:20 PM
Author: Vigorous Drab Stage

"The black chick was a huge nerd, and I can't believe that she would have any STDs."

ljl that a chick you just met who fucked you bareback isn't a cesspool of STDs. run to get tested and hoap you don't have the aids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22679214)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:45 PM
Author: doobsian shrine feces

the key to DC girls is to impress them with power or prestige

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676246)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: bearded free-loading ceo senate

It's not the same as NY tho. They aren't as impressed with $$$$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676301)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:52 PM
Author: doobsian shrine feces

Absolutely. This is why they are willing to get fucked in my shitty apartment that obviously has a second bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676308)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:42 PM
Author: glittery rambunctious corn cake potus

Thank u for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676217)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:43 PM
Author: Alcoholic temple kitty cat

this is 180. 2 of my friends are sons of US Ambassadors. Girls loooove it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676226)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 8:23 PM
Author: razzle den pozpig

(typical fIame post)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22679241)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:43 PM
Author: big plum menage candlestick maker

Coke-sniffing lobbyists HATE him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676227)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:47 PM
Author: dark whorehouse

Girls on wikipedia the next afternoon HATE him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676264)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 2:27 PM
Author: rose hyperactive rehab main people



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Date: February 20th, 2013 3:42 PM
Author: mentally impaired base ratface



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Author: sadistic irradiated really tough guy business firm



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Date: February 24th, 2013 11:44 PM
Author: Rusted Genital Piercing

180

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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: spectacular walnut bawdyhouse azn



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Date: February 20th, 2013 2:27 PM
Author: rose hyperactive rehab main people



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: crimson talented sandwich

how did they react when they came back to you're cramped studio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676305)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:52 PM
Author: doobsian shrine feces

I live in a pretty big 2 BR with a roommate who travels a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676312)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:52 PM
Author: Dun hospital patrolman

180 whether flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676307)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 3:58 PM
Author: mauve theater

it is flame, but good flame

one tell is that girl 6 was a success story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22677244)



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Date: July 8th, 2015 2:07 AM
Author: shimmering hairraiser resort

Brilliant flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#28280922)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:53 PM
Author: Galvanic scourge upon the earth gas station

1. Congrats bro...you sound like a cool dood. Dc is a great town for poon (quantity at least) if you play it right.

2. Why not just say "diplomat"? So that you cant be pwned by a google search?

3. Most important: its not the line that that is making the difference, its your boosted confidence. I know that sounds cheesy but its true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676325)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: doobsian shrine feces

I've never had a girl pull out her smartphone and try to verify it. I watched a documentary on Colombia once and know a bit about it, it helps for appearing credible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676334)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Blue floppy depressive party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#30174694)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:54 PM
Author: outnumbered overrated pit coffee pot

You sealed the deal with 2/6 chicks despite lying to them?

Edit: one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676331)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:56 PM
Author: doobsian shrine feces

this is the most action I've gotten since graduation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676341)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 1:59 PM
Author: Diverse location affirmative action

cool story, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676371)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Misunderstood motley tattoo ticket booth

I hope at the end of a long sex session, you fart, grin, and giggle "I'm actually Mexican".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676411)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 2:07 PM
Author: doobsian shrine feces

Part of me really wants to play up the South American aspect by yelling "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL!" while I come.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676426)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 8:22 PM
Author: Vigorous Drab Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22679227)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 2:07 PM
Author: Thriller Trump Supporter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676428)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 2:07 PM
Author: chartreuse selfie

your roommate should share your code, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676431)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 2:26 PM
Author: Cordovan razzmatazz mood

Carlos Alfredo Urrutia Valenzuela was only appointed in September of last year. Kind of weird that he brought his 20-something son with him to the states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676544)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 2:28 PM
Author: doobsian shrine feces

aw snap, looks like I won't have sex with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676566)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 6:27 PM
Author: sable awkward state

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22691088)



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Date: July 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: azure mind-boggling heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#28280937)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 2:31 PM
Author: supple toilet seat

lie to girl 6 was my fav.

180 premise and thread OP. bravo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676580)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 2:32 PM
Author: doobsian shrine feces

I looked her up on Facebook and she has a picture of herself in one of those fuzzy Russian hats with the ear flaps. Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676584)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 2:35 PM
Author: Laughsome brunch

The pita part is spectacular. You're awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676601)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 5:36 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone impressive international law enforcement agency casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22678146)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 8:07 PM
Author: Spruce fat ankles

literally lol'd at the pita part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22679131)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: Stimulating Domesticated Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#28325377)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 2:49 PM
Author: Sienna appetizing personal credit line cumskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676688)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 2:56 PM
Author: milky crotch twinkling uncleanness

ever been to rocket bar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676733)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 3:02 PM
Author: Brindle exciting school cafeteria foreskin

a smile grew on my face as I read the OP. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22676767)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 3:38 PM
Author: unholy weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22677060)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 3:43 PM
Author: geriatric titillating liquid oxygen abode

180 thread but I have a feeling it's your confidence and effort, not the lie, that is really helping you get pussy here brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22677104)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 4:36 PM
Author: doobsian shrine feces

Hard not to be confident when Colombia is winning the war on FARC and enjoying excellent relations with the United States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22677635)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 5:48 PM
Author: Charismatic national wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22678216)



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Date: February 24th, 2013 11:46 PM
Author: Rusted Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22704973)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 3:47 PM
Author: Fragrant Sexy Love Of Her Life Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22677141)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 3:48 PM
Author: Lake Lodge Sex Offender

180 my brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22677164)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: Contagious therapy

How did everyone pass up this gem:

"At this point, before she cleaned herself off, she attempted to hug me, which was the weirdest thing a naked girl has ever done in my bed."

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22677196)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 4:44 PM
Author: rose hyperactive rehab main people

Also pinged on that. Pretty funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22677703)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 5:48 PM
Author: Charismatic national wrinkle

i laughed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22678219)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 3:53 PM
Author: Maroon Gaped Nibblets Principal's Office

get to the part where you slay pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22677203)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 4:44 PM
Author: Provocative maniacal church building

Still laughing at the Costco tikka masala detail. Very nice touch on a 180 flame. .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22677698)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Sienna appetizing personal credit line cumskin

I want to believe...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22677767)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: Stimulating Domesticated Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#28325375)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Purple passionate jap

overrated as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22677973)



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Date: February 24th, 2013 11:47 PM
Author: Rusted Genital Piercing

gas yourself arrow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22704986)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 5:27 PM
Author: elite heady friendly grandma

I don't get it. Do you have an accent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22678076)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 5:30 PM
Author: doobsian shrine feces

I don't. But foreigners are getting really good at English. I'm sure the kind of family that would go into the diplomatic corps would have their children learn foreign languages from an early age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22678103)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 5:34 PM
Author: elite heady friendly grandma

Seems like these chicks are probably just dumb (or you're flaming).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22678131)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 5:39 PM
Author: odious theatre

2 chicks, neither of which sounds particularly attractive, in 3+ months constitutes "slaying"? still, very entertaining read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22678166)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: doobsian shrine feces

again, most action I've gotten since graduation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22678967)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 5:47 PM
Author: razzle den pozpig

LJL at needing to lie to land FUG DC chicks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22678213)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 6:39 PM
Author: Cyan lascivious immigrant psychic

no game bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22678646)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: zombie-like magenta dopamine hall

i get 10x better results saying i'm unemployed and poor. i guess the height meme isn't flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22679015)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 8:17 PM
Author: racy community account sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22679191)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 7:58 PM
Author: cracking tank

lol at faggots who can't enjoy the FUCK out of this thread and instead have to comment about how much pussy they pull

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22679080)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 8:21 PM
Author: mentally impaired base ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22679222)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 8:13 PM
Author: odious theatre

"We flirted at a Foggy Bottom happy hour. Then she asked me what I thought about human rights abuses in Colombia in the 1980's. I was like "wtf" and things didn't go anywhere after that."

lol. how was the talent at GW?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22679173)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 8:18 PM
Author: Unhinged Primrose Chapel Knife

"In reality, it was a really decent pita."

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22679202)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 9:16 AM
Author: Unhinged Primrose Chapel Knife

loled at this again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#28325395)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 8:26 PM
Author: bateful milk

this is funny as fuck, even though probably not true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22679252)



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Date: February 20th, 2013 9:24 PM
Author: doobsian shrine feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22679619)



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Date: February 21st, 2013 8:09 PM
Author: sadistic irradiated really tough guy business firm

PRO TIP: you would get more action if you said your daddy was the POTUS of Colombia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22685787)



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Date: February 21st, 2013 8:10 PM
Author: arousing garrison shitlib

Why not POTUS of Columbia University?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22685796)



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Date: February 21st, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: sadistic irradiated really tough guy business firm

OOOOH DAT SCHOLARSHIP!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22685966)



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Date: February 21st, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Erotic Property Black Woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22685908)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 6:14 PM
Author: doobsian shrine feces

headed out again tonight, wish me luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22691000)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 6:16 PM
Author: Brass faggot firefighter

This is amazing if true, you need to make a blog about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22691016)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 6:25 PM
Author: sable awkward state

holy fuck

the best thread ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22691080)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 7:16 PM
Author: Wonderful locale

179. Sometimes the Colombian Embassy has little Colombian girls (probably the Ambassador's real kids) selling coffee and hot chocolate in front of it, lemonade stand-style... if you can work that into this routine somehow and report back, I'll add the last point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22691307)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 7:41 PM
Author: doobsian shrine feces

I should probably learn where the embassy is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22691485)



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Date: February 23rd, 2013 2:00 PM
Author: Wonderful locale

Just off Dupont.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22694685)



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Date: February 24th, 2013 12:59 AM
Author: doobsian shrine feces

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22698478)



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Date: February 23rd, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Red Kitty Rigor

180 OP by poster with a 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22694042)



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Date: February 23rd, 2013 1:35 PM
Author: doobsian shrine feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22694591)



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Date: February 23rd, 2013 1:38 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Rebellious Volcanic Crater Point

really overrated. not sure you're familiar with what slaying actually means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22694602)



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Date: February 24th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: doobsian shrine feces

=(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22704612)



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Date: February 24th, 2013 11:09 PM
Author: Chrome razzle-dazzle indian lodge

Good thread. Brought all the mouthbreathers out of the woodwork, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22704672)



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Date: March 21st, 2013 8:00 PM
Author: Red Kitty Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#22858769)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:15 PM
Author: Infuriating cerebral site hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#23154691)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:17 PM
Author: Boyish cocky station

he only fucked the nig beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#23154708)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 11:42 PM
Author: godawful roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#24549533)



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Date: December 15th, 2013 11:04 PM
Author: Lemon Locus Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#24649201)



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Date: May 10th, 2015 7:39 PM
Author: Lake Lodge Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#27862216)



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Date: July 8th, 2015 2:01 AM
Author: azure mind-boggling heaven

all-time great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#28280906)



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Date: July 14th, 2015 9:18 AM
Author: Olive exhilarant internal respiration

are you for amnesty?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#28325404)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:18 AM
Author: azure mind-boggling heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#28340298)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Startling Jewess Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#30174259)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 2:28 PM
Author: Trip Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#30505887)



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Date: July 7th, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: Ebony swashbuckling forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#33721421)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:10 AM
Author: Ebony swashbuckling forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#33878852)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: histrionic cuckoldry

This thread delivered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#33879014)



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Date: November 23rd, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: Ebony swashbuckling forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#34753889)



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Date: June 14th, 2018 11:53 PM
Author: black public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2188540&forum_id=2#36249087)