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Is Taylor Swift our greatest living poet-philosopher?

Consider her latest album, Red. In it, she discourses on th...
Charcoal french chef tanning salon
  03/24/13
"She is both Socrates and Diotima, Dante's Beatrice and...
Irradiated bat-shit-crazy coffee pot new version
  03/24/13
This is good. Where did you steal it from?
spectacular theater
  03/25/13
I think he stole it from American Psycho, the book. I haven...
passionate heaven
  03/25/13
I was loosely parodying the Whitney Houston chapter for tone...
Charcoal french chef tanning salon
  03/26/13
180
Racy Burgundy Hominid
  04/04/14
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soul-stirring office
  11/15/16
Who did she break up with this time?
Yapping nursing home old irish cottage
  03/24/13
all of her bfs dump her because she's a frigid dyke
180 mustard shrine
  03/24/13
lol have you seen the dudes she dates? Frigid dyke isn't th...
Charcoal french chef tanning salon
  03/24/13
What's the problem then?
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  07/04/13
This is pure speculation of course but I'm going with roast ...
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  04/04/14
Talk to your kids about UGLY VAGINA
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  04/04/14
yes brother, she was the first human being to genuinely unit...
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  03/24/13
That contribution can't be underestimated. She certainly ha...
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Thriller slap-happy principal's office weed whacker
  03/24/13
lol what
Stirring love of her life
  03/25/13
poetry and philo are mutually exclusive, hth
mint digit ratio
  03/25/13
Fuck off, Socrates. You couldn't even troll Thrasybulus wit...
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  03/26/13
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  07/04/13
I realize this is not serious, but she honestly is the most ...
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  03/25/13
She's not a talented songwriter. All of her songs fit the ba...
Galvanic regret
  03/26/13
hey guess what songwriter =/= lyricist
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  04/30/13
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glittery lemon fat ankles halford
  03/25/13
I see now that you are Estrada.
Stimulating chartreuse clown
  03/25/13
bad read imo.
awkward institution kitty
  04/04/14
180
Erotic Cracking Stag Film
  03/26/13
one hundred and eighty
Insane misanthropic gunner
  03/26/13
bump
Irradiated bat-shit-crazy coffee pot new version
  04/13/13
op needs to do kendrick lamar's album
cowardly copper space
  04/13/13
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Racy Burgundy Hominid
  04/04/14
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpph8/is_taylor_...
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  05/05/13
easily
Elite motley plaza
  05/05/13
bump
Irradiated bat-shit-crazy coffee pot new version
  06/29/13
much deserved 180
Provocative Trump Supporter
  06/29/13
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Irradiated bat-shit-crazy coffee pot new version
  07/03/13
have a good life, millenials
curious insanely creepy field mediation
  07/03/13
killself
Comical canary gaping
  07/03/13
go away peter
Concupiscible Goyim
  07/03/13
go away peter
Concupiscible Goyim
  07/03/13
lol jewel pwns her in every way
Fuchsia Orchestra Pit Mood
  07/04/13
BAM! Blowjob from Taylor or Jewel. Who do you choose?
Electric jade spot hunting ground
  07/04/13
that's a tough q probably jewel
Fuchsia Orchestra Pit Mood
  07/04/13
180
Bronze Piazza Main People
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180
Tan kink-friendly bawdyhouse stock car
  03/28/14
lana del rey hth
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Joanna Newsom or gtfo
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...
Tan kink-friendly bawdyhouse stock car
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nice poast, man
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180 and "the deceptive audacity of REO Speedwagon"...
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op is bob woodward pu right? pure scholarship
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Fuck me I love threads like these.
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Just imagine Patrick Bateman going through this entire spiel...
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S/T to Red may be the greatest 4-album compendium of emo lyr...
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Great insight into a mind of a psychopathic schizo, thanks
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  01/01/21


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Date: March 24th, 2013 6:31 PM
Author: Charcoal french chef tanning salon

Consider her latest album, Red. In it, she discourses on the five traditional branches of philosophy: metaphysics ("Everything Has Changed"), epistemology ("I Knew You Were Trouble"), logic ("Begin Again"), aesthetics ("Sad Beautiful Tragic"), and ethics ("We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together"). But she invigilates these categories ruthlessly in her opus on the futility of human action ("I Almost Do"), her paean to faith against reason ("State of Grace"), and her enigmatic Socratic dialogue on Western decline ("The Last Time", featuring Gary Lightbody of Snow Patrol).

Just as Bob Dylan used his nasal whine to focus our moral attention on the everyday details of life, like race riots and police shootings, Taylor Swift uses her flinty, almost Canadian voice to assure us that her songs are trite morality plays, artifice based in part on a true story. Without either the utopian simplicity of The Eagles or the deceptive audacity of REO Speedwagon, she needs the mask of biographical incident to disguise the disturbing implications of her radical skepticism. Does she believe the world floats on the back of a turtle? Who knows? We'll have to wait for the Playboy interview.

Taylor Swift's artificiality is not unique in pop music. She plays America's fag hag, just as Justin Beiber plays an eternally molested child, right down to his milksop Christianity, and Nicki Minaj confirms every stereotype about transgendered prostitutes from Queens. These archetypes give us a means of confronting the confusion and despair of post-industrial life. We have strangled the last king with the entrails of the last priest, but we still want authority and we still want absolution. Enter Taylor Swift, herself innocent yet confessional, forgiving every deviance yet relentlessly preserving them for the record in surprisingly catchy tunes. She is both Socrates and Diotima, Dante's Beatrice and Milton's Uriel.

So, to answer the question which motivates this poast: is Taylor Swift our greatest living poet-philosopher? No, that's probably Michael Sandel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22873831)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Irradiated bat-shit-crazy coffee pot new version

"She is both Socrates and Diotima, Dante's Beatrice and Milton's Uriel."

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22875404)



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Date: March 25th, 2013 4:15 PM
Author: spectacular theater

This is good. Where did you steal it from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22878953)



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Date: March 25th, 2013 4:17 PM
Author: passionate heaven

I think he stole it from American Psycho, the book. I haven't read the book in years but an entire chapter was written about Whitney Houston. I would be surprised if OP replaced Whitney Houston and Whitney Houston song's with Taylor Swift and Taylor Swift songs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22878961)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 3:05 AM
Author: Charcoal french chef tanning salon

I was loosely parodying the Whitney Houston chapter for tone, but it's not exactly the same.

Here's the chapter, btw.

http://www.whitney-fan.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=4434

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22882086)



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Date: April 4th, 2014 2:40 PM
Author: Racy Burgundy Hominid

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#25322967)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: soul-stirring office



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Date: March 24th, 2013 6:33 PM
Author: Yapping nursing home old irish cottage

Who did she break up with this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22873849)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 6:35 PM
Author: 180 mustard shrine

all of her bfs dump her because she's a frigid dyke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22873855)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 6:42 PM
Author: Charcoal french chef tanning salon

lol have you seen the dudes she dates? Frigid dyke isn't the problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22873907)



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Date: July 4th, 2013 1:33 AM
Author: Idiotic Indian Lodge

What's the problem then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#23543747)



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Date: April 4th, 2014 10:28 AM
Author: exhilarant famous landscape painting parlour

This is pure speculation of course but I'm going with roast beef curtains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#25321488)



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Date: April 4th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: haunting codepig mental disorder

Talk to your kids about UGLY VAGINA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#25321512)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 6:55 PM
Author: Silver contagious black woman

yes brother, she was the first human being to genuinely unite analytic and continental philosophy. greatest SCHOLAR of our age!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22873968)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 9:44 PM
Author: Charcoal french chef tanning salon

That contribution can't be underestimated. She certainly has been cucked enough times to qualify as a premier intellectual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22875202)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Thriller slap-happy principal's office weed whacker



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Date: March 25th, 2013 4:23 PM
Author: Stirring love of her life

lol what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22878983)



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Date: March 25th, 2013 4:23 PM
Author: mint digit ratio

poetry and philo are mutually exclusive, hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22878988)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Charcoal french chef tanning salon

Fuck off, Socrates. You couldn't even troll Thrasybulus without breathlessly quoting Aeschylus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22882072)



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Date: July 4th, 2013 1:30 AM
Author: Electric jade spot hunting ground



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Date: March 25th, 2013 4:25 PM
Author: carnelian floppy menage scourge upon the earth

I realize this is not serious, but she honestly is the most talented song-writer/singer to come along in a long time. Some of the stuff she's done that is not even well known is pretty brilliant, e.g.:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzJlpnBaJyw

She's still a very flawed person, but her talent is off the charts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22878995)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 8:28 AM
Author: Galvanic regret

She's not a talented songwriter. All of her songs fit the basic template of "rowdy rebellious teen" "wistful ex lover longing for *home*,"hopeful lover," and "nostalgic youth longing for even more youth." They're tropes in pop music that she and her team are clever enough to exploit. Doesn't make her a talented song writer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22882297)



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Date: April 30th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: glittery lemon fat ankles halford

hey guess what songwriter =/= lyricist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#23110207)



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Date: March 25th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: glittery lemon fat ankles halford



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Date: March 25th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Stimulating chartreuse clown

I see now that you are Estrada.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22879054)



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Date: April 4th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: awkward institution kitty

bad read imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#25322525)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 5:17 AM
Author: Erotic Cracking Stag Film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22882175)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 8:37 AM
Author: Insane misanthropic gunner

one hundred and eighty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22882306)



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Date: April 13th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Irradiated bat-shit-crazy coffee pot new version

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22988737)



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Date: April 13th, 2013 3:38 AM
Author: cowardly copper space

op needs to do kendrick lamar's album

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#22988776)



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Date: April 4th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Racy Burgundy Hominid



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Date: May 5th, 2013 12:17 PM
Author: Irradiated bat-shit-crazy coffee pot new version

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dpph8/is_taylor_swift_our_greatest_living/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#23137712)



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Date: May 5th, 2013 12:39 PM
Author: Elite motley plaza

easily

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Date: June 29th, 2013 5:12 PM
Author: Irradiated bat-shit-crazy coffee pot new version

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#23503332)



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Date: June 29th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: Provocative Trump Supporter

much deserved 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#23503409)



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Date: July 3rd, 2013 12:26 AM
Author: Irradiated bat-shit-crazy coffee pot new version



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Date: July 3rd, 2013 12:30 AM
Author: curious insanely creepy field mediation

have a good life, millenials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#23528464)



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Date: July 3rd, 2013 12:31 AM
Author: Comical canary gaping

killself

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Date: July 3rd, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: Concupiscible Goyim

go away peter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#23541761)



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Date: July 3rd, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: Concupiscible Goyim

go away peter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#23541762)



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Date: July 4th, 2013 1:29 AM
Author: Fuchsia Orchestra Pit Mood

lol jewel pwns her in every way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#23543730)



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Date: July 4th, 2013 1:31 AM
Author: Electric jade spot hunting ground

BAM! Blowjob from Taylor or Jewel. Who do you choose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#23543737)



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Date: July 4th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Fuchsia Orchestra Pit Mood

that's a tough q

probably jewel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#23543981)



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Date: December 26th, 2013 6:35 PM
Author: Bronze Piazza Main People

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#24716751)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 11:33 AM
Author: Tan kink-friendly bawdyhouse stock car

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#25277665)



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Date: March 28th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: Scarlet Alpha Cumskin

lana del rey hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#25277687)



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Date: April 4th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Fragrant dull temple haunted graveyard

Joanna Newsom or gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#25321472)



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Date: April 4th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: Tan kink-friendly bawdyhouse stock car



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Date: April 4th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: Ocher Exciting Jew

nice poast, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#25321486)



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Date: April 4th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Fragrant dull temple haunted graveyard

180 and "the deceptive audacity of REO Speedwagon" would be a great moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#25321498)



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Date: April 4th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: aromatic hairy legs sanctuary



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Date: April 4th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: awkward institution kitty

op is bob woodward pu right? pure scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#25322523)



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Date: April 4th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Claret low-t range



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Date: September 12th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: marvelous death wish den



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Date: October 1st, 2015 5:28 AM
Author: Talented honey-headed lettuce organic girlfriend



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Date: October 1st, 2015 6:06 AM
Author: Indigo swashbuckling center

Fuck me I love threads like these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#28874117)



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Date: January 10th, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Disgusting embarrassed to the bone yarmulke pervert



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Date: May 27th, 2016 2:02 AM
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Date: May 27th, 2016 2:06 AM
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Date: November 14th, 2016 6:40 PM
Author: Irradiated bat-shit-crazy coffee pot new version



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Date: November 15th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: Khaki bossy base

Just imagine Patrick Bateman going through this entire spiel while playing a "I Knew You Were Trouble", just before he brutally murders people. What I'm saying is it's time for an American Psycho remake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#31913515)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: white bateful house idea he suggested

S/T to Red may be the greatest 4-album compendium of emo lyricism of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#31913586)



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Date: August 10th, 2017 12:55 PM
Author: white bateful house idea he suggested



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Date: November 15th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Insecure Parlor Blood Rage

I could read these all day everyday

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Date: January 1st, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: Misunderstood french hell

Great insight into a mind of a psychopathic schizo, thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2213084&forum_id=2#41658323)