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Monday night after doc review I joined a few buddies for dri...
disgusting self-absorbed love of her life space
  03/26/13
sick brah, what are you gonna use the cash for?
idiotic mexican
  03/26/13
spent it all on metro fare that very night
disgusting self-absorbed love of her life space
  03/26/13
180
awkward quadroon
  03/26/13
shit man
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  03/26/13
"Thankfully, she did not know that gorillas had been ob...
Fishy rigor library
  03/26/13
Oh, what a scholar!
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  03/26/13
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  03/26/13
I don't think so? It was this place http://www.yelp.com/b...
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  03/26/13
oh man when you said at dupont you were not bullshitting. a...
Fighting dingle berry stage
  03/26/13
Were you drinking water? A cocktail there costs 10+
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  03/27/13
Have you considered the possibility that I could afford to p...
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disgusting self-absorbed love of her life space
  03/27/13
revisit w/ her to the lawn, regale us with tales of scholars...
Plum hyperactive set degenerate
  03/27/13
what lawn
disgusting self-absorbed love of her life space
  03/27/13
just take her to c-ville, gold cup race is comin up
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  03/27/13
I haven't even called her yet. Should I tomorrow? Should...
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  03/27/13
hey she sounds kewt in a bookish way, ofs!
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  03/27/13
what are the most prestigious library science grad programs ...
disgusting self-absorbed love of her life space
  03/27/13
georgetown is pretty cool imo, go hoyas!
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  03/27/13
holy fuck 180
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Macaques are so legit.
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disgusting self-absorbed love of her life space
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UPDATE: I called her a few days ago, left a message, and got...
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  03/29/13
this wasn't flame?
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  03/29/13
pretty sure the Delaware thing is flame, sadly
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Date: March 26th, 2013 7:33 PM
Author: disgusting self-absorbed love of her life space

Monday night after doc review I joined a few buddies for drinks in DuPont circle. The place they took me looked pretty fancy, and about a half hour into it I realized that I wasn't going to able to fit my tab into my weekly budget.

I had one option: I needed to win a bet.

I look over and see some girls at the bar. I tell my buddy, hey, I bet you $10 that I can talk to one of those girls for half an hour on the topic of your choice.

After the laughs died down, and he realized I was serious, he agreed, and even brought it down to twenty minutes. And he gave me a topic: evolutionary biology.

Now, I haven't taken a biology class since 10th grade. But I really need this ten bucks. So I go over to the bar, and I pick out the girl who sticks out at me the most. Literally.

From the condition of her face, this girl was about 28. Slightly wrinkled, but still capable of looking fresh in good lighting with good makeup. She was taller than me, and I am 5'11, with dark black hair that's slightly curly. She had long arms, long legs, and a long, bony abdomen, with barely a hint of body fat. She looked like every tall, lanky male nerd I had ever seen, if any of them wore wigs. The only things even remotely thick about her were her rectangular glasses and her eyebrows, which were a bit on the bushy side.

I make some introductory small-talk. The entire time, my buddy is standing behind me, pointing to his watch. The clock on my twenty minutes won't stop until I bring up evolutionary biology.

I learn about her life. She went to NC State, then entered a History PhD program at UVA. She dropped out of it after earning her masters, and now is in library school in DC. Her parents? Scientists.

Aha! That was my in!

"So what does your dad think of the aquatic ape theory?"

"Aquatic what?

"You know, the idea that humans went through an aquatic state early in their evolution?"

She was hooked. I led her through all of the major talking points of the hypothesis, while also making casual contact. Hairlessness, webbed feet, a descended larynx, suspiciously high encephalization. Our love of swimming, and the ease with which we learn it. The fact that there were large lakes near every single fossil site where early man was discovered.

I needed her to ask questions, to push back, and she did. She knew that macaques in Japan enjoyed taking baths in hot geothermic pools. I needed to hold my own, and I did, rebutting these with arguments I knew were shit. Thankfully, she did not know that gorillas had been observed wading for fun in the wild: if she did my night would have been over.

Twenty three minutes later, I had a phone number. Twenty four minutes later, as soon as the door closed behind her, I got ten bucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22885477)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 7:39 PM
Author: idiotic mexican

sick brah, what are you gonna use the cash for?

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Date: March 26th, 2013 7:41 PM
Author: disgusting self-absorbed love of her life space

spent it all on metro fare that very night

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Date: March 26th, 2013 8:12 PM
Author: awkward quadroon

180

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Date: March 26th, 2013 9:01 PM
Author: disgusting self-absorbed love of her life space

shit man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22885915)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 7:40 PM
Author: Fishy rigor library

"Thankfully, she did not know that gorillas had been observed wading for fun in the wild: if she did my night would have been over." lol, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22885529)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 7:41 PM
Author: Razzle Stag Film Cuckoldry

Oh, what a scholar!

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Date: March 26th, 2013 7:48 PM
Author: disgusting self-absorbed love of her life space

ty

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Date: March 26th, 2013 7:50 PM
Author: Fighting dingle berry stage

gay bar?

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Date: March 26th, 2013 7:51 PM
Author: disgusting self-absorbed love of her life space

I don't think so? It was this place

http://www.yelp.com/biz/bar-dupont-washington-2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22885586)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 7:52 PM
Author: Fighting dingle berry stage

oh man when you said at dupont you were not bullshitting. anyway i dont know i never been that place to know if gay or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22885594)



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Date: March 27th, 2013 12:59 AM
Author: Flushed athletic conference house

Were you drinking water? A cocktail there costs 10+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22887894)



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Date: March 27th, 2013 1:01 AM
Author: disgusting self-absorbed love of her life space

Have you considered the possibility that I could afford to pay for part, but not all, of my tab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22887903)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 7:51 PM
Author: Alcoholic heaven



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Date: March 26th, 2013 8:07 PM
Author: disgusting self-absorbed love of her life space



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Date: March 27th, 2013 12:56 AM
Author: disgusting self-absorbed love of her life space



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Date: March 27th, 2013 12:58 AM
Author: Plum hyperactive set degenerate

revisit w/ her to the lawn, regale us with tales of scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22887872)



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Date: March 27th, 2013 12:58 AM
Author: disgusting self-absorbed love of her life space

what lawn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22887878)



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Date: March 27th, 2013 1:01 AM
Author: Plum hyperactive set degenerate

just take her to c-ville, gold cup race is comin up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22887905)



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Date: March 27th, 2013 1:02 AM
Author: disgusting self-absorbed love of her life space

I haven't even called her yet. Should I tomorrow?

Should I introduce myself as the aquatic ape guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22887914)



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Date: March 27th, 2013 1:03 AM
Author: Plum hyperactive set degenerate

hey she sounds kewt in a bookish way, ofs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22887920)



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Date: March 27th, 2013 1:04 AM
Author: disgusting self-absorbed love of her life space

what are the most prestigious library science grad programs in DC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22887934)



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Date: March 27th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Plum hyperactive set degenerate

georgetown is pretty cool imo, go hoyas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22887945)



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Date: March 27th, 2013 1:03 AM
Author: Onyx outnumbered laser beams

holy fuck 180

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Date: March 27th, 2013 11:09 AM
Author: disgusting self-absorbed love of her life space



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Date: March 27th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Bisexual Brilliant Chapel Karate



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Date: March 27th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: disgusting self-absorbed love of her life space



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Date: March 27th, 2013 7:21 PM
Author: high-end red halford

these threads are always enjoyable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22891959)



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Date: March 27th, 2013 7:24 PM
Author: Big shimmering doctorate sound barrier

one hundred and eighty

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Date: March 27th, 2013 7:24 PM
Author: navy locus legal warrant

Macaques are so legit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22891978)



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Date: March 27th, 2013 7:30 PM
Author: Razzle Stag Film Cuckoldry



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Date: March 27th, 2013 7:30 PM
Author: navy locus legal warrant

http://iloveprimates.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Japanese_macaque_2.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BGFV7wO_34c/TwehHn5vZ3I/AAAAAAAACg4/j57hVnqd6HE/s1600/SnowMonkeys-Japan.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22892027)



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Date: March 27th, 2013 7:32 PM
Author: Razzle Stag Film Cuckoldry

this is what happens when the bro clique meets up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22892038)



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Date: March 27th, 2013 8:01 PM
Author: Talented Newt

Great job, op.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22892197)



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Date: March 27th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: disgusting self-absorbed love of her life space



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Date: March 29th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: disgusting self-absorbed love of her life space

UPDATE: I called her a few days ago, left a message, and got a text on Thursday night saying she would be out of town in DELAWARE this weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22904014)



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Date: March 29th, 2013 11:05 PM
Author: Fishy rigor library

this wasn't flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22904035)



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Date: March 29th, 2013 11:05 PM
Author: disgusting self-absorbed love of her life space

pretty sure the Delaware thing is flame, sadly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22904041)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Hairraiser orchid market depressive

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Date: July 10th, 2014 12:15 AM
Author: disgusting self-absorbed love of her life space



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Date: March 31st, 2016 9:18 AM
Author: overrated yellow spot mad-dog skullcap



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Date: March 31st, 2016 9:21 AM
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: trip bright twinkling uncleanness hominid



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: trip bright twinkling uncleanness hominid



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