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used aquatic ape hypothesis to pick up an objective 4 in DC

Monday night after doc review I joined a few buddies for dri...
Ivory center persian
  03/26/13
sick brah, what are you gonna use the cash for?
Appetizing Territorial Stage
  03/26/13
spent it all on metro fare that very night
Ivory center persian
  03/26/13
180
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  03/26/13
shit man
Ivory center persian
  03/26/13
"Thankfully, she did not know that gorillas had been ob...
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  03/26/13
Oh, what a scholar!
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  03/26/13
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  03/26/13
I don't think so? It was this place http://www.yelp.com/b...
Ivory center persian
  03/26/13
oh man when you said at dupont you were not bullshitting. a...
talented hissy fit
  03/26/13
Were you drinking water? A cocktail there costs 10+
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  03/27/13
Have you considered the possibility that I could afford to p...
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  03/27/13
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  03/27/13
what lawn
Ivory center persian
  03/27/13
just take her to c-ville, gold cup race is comin up
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  03/27/13
I haven't even called her yet. Should I tomorrow? Should...
Ivory center persian
  03/27/13
hey she sounds kewt in a bookish way, ofs!
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  03/27/13
what are the most prestigious library science grad programs ...
Ivory center persian
  03/27/13
georgetown is pretty cool imo, go hoyas!
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  03/27/13
holy fuck 180
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  03/27/13
these threads are always enjoyable
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  03/27/13
UPDATE: I called her a few days ago, left a message, and got...
Ivory center persian
  03/29/13
this wasn't flame?
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  03/29/13
pretty sure the Delaware thing is flame, sadly
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Date: March 26th, 2013 7:33 PM
Author: Ivory center persian

Monday night after doc review I joined a few buddies for drinks in DuPont circle. The place they took me looked pretty fancy, and about a half hour into it I realized that I wasn't going to able to fit my tab into my weekly budget.

I had one option: I needed to win a bet.

I look over and see some girls at the bar. I tell my buddy, hey, I bet you $10 that I can talk to one of those girls for half an hour on the topic of your choice.

After the laughs died down, and he realized I was serious, he agreed, and even brought it down to twenty minutes. And he gave me a topic: evolutionary biology.

Now, I haven't taken a biology class since 10th grade. But I really need this ten bucks. So I go over to the bar, and I pick out the girl who sticks out at me the most. Literally.

From the condition of her face, this girl was about 28. Slightly wrinkled, but still capable of looking fresh in good lighting with good makeup. She was taller than me, and I am 5'11, with dark black hair that's slightly curly. She had long arms, long legs, and a long, bony abdomen, with barely a hint of body fat. She looked like every tall, lanky male nerd I had ever seen, if any of them wore wigs. The only things even remotely thick about her were her rectangular glasses and her eyebrows, which were a bit on the bushy side.

I make some introductory small-talk. The entire time, my buddy is standing behind me, pointing to his watch. The clock on my twenty minutes won't stop until I bring up evolutionary biology.

I learn about her life. She went to NC State, then entered a History PhD program at UVA. She dropped out of it after earning her masters, and now is in library school in DC. Her parents? Scientists.

Aha! That was my in!

"So what does your dad think of the aquatic ape theory?"

"Aquatic what?

"You know, the idea that humans went through an aquatic state early in their evolution?"

She was hooked. I led her through all of the major talking points of the hypothesis, while also making casual contact. Hairlessness, webbed feet, a descended larynx, suspiciously high encephalization. Our love of swimming, and the ease with which we learn it. The fact that there were large lakes near every single fossil site where early man was discovered.

I needed her to ask questions, to push back, and she did. She knew that macaques in Japan enjoyed taking baths in hot geothermic pools. I needed to hold my own, and I did, rebutting these with arguments I knew were shit. Thankfully, she did not know that gorillas had been observed wading for fun in the wild: if she did my night would have been over.

Twenty three minutes later, I had a phone number. Twenty four minutes later, as soon as the door closed behind her, I got ten bucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22885477)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 7:39 PM
Author: Appetizing Territorial Stage

sick brah, what are you gonna use the cash for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22885518)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 7:41 PM
Author: Ivory center persian

spent it all on metro fare that very night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22885533)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 8:12 PM
Author: provocative clown coldplay fan

180

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Date: March 26th, 2013 9:01 PM
Author: Ivory center persian

shit man

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Date: March 26th, 2013 7:40 PM
Author: domesticated yellow karate knife

"Thankfully, she did not know that gorillas had been observed wading for fun in the wild: if she did my night would have been over." lol, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22885529)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 7:41 PM
Author: arrogant gay wizard library

Oh, what a scholar!

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Date: March 26th, 2013 7:48 PM
Author: Ivory center persian

ty

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Date: March 26th, 2013 7:50 PM
Author: talented hissy fit

gay bar?

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Date: March 26th, 2013 7:51 PM
Author: Ivory center persian

I don't think so? It was this place

http://www.yelp.com/biz/bar-dupont-washington-2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22885586)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 7:52 PM
Author: talented hissy fit

oh man when you said at dupont you were not bullshitting. anyway i dont know i never been that place to know if gay or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22885594)



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Date: March 27th, 2013 12:59 AM
Author: marvelous avocado plaza

Were you drinking water? A cocktail there costs 10+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22887894)



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Date: March 27th, 2013 1:01 AM
Author: Ivory center persian

Have you considered the possibility that I could afford to pay for part, but not all, of my tab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22887903)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 7:51 PM
Author: snowy wrinkle



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Date: March 26th, 2013 8:07 PM
Author: Ivory center persian



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Date: March 27th, 2013 12:56 AM
Author: Ivory center persian



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Date: March 27th, 2013 12:58 AM
Author: Ultramarine adulterous jap

revisit w/ her to the lawn, regale us with tales of scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22887872)



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Date: March 27th, 2013 12:58 AM
Author: Ivory center persian

what lawn

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Date: March 27th, 2013 1:01 AM
Author: Ultramarine adulterous jap

just take her to c-ville, gold cup race is comin up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22887905)



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Date: March 27th, 2013 1:02 AM
Author: Ivory center persian

I haven't even called her yet. Should I tomorrow?

Should I introduce myself as the aquatic ape guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22887914)



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Date: March 27th, 2013 1:03 AM
Author: Ultramarine adulterous jap

hey she sounds kewt in a bookish way, ofs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22887920)



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Date: March 27th, 2013 1:04 AM
Author: Ivory center persian

what are the most prestigious library science grad programs in DC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22887934)



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Date: March 27th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Ultramarine adulterous jap

georgetown is pretty cool imo, go hoyas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22887945)



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Date: March 27th, 2013 1:03 AM
Author: 180 sandwich

holy fuck 180

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Date: March 27th, 2013 11:09 AM
Author: Ivory center persian



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Date: March 27th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Maniacal bawdyhouse



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Date: March 27th, 2013 7:12 PM
Author: Ivory center persian



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Date: March 27th, 2013 7:21 PM
Author: exhilarant base

these threads are always enjoyable

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Date: March 27th, 2013 7:24 PM
Author: lemon autistic gas station

one hundred and eighty

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Date: March 27th, 2013 7:24 PM
Author: green alcoholic toilet seat

Macaques are so legit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22891978)



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Date: March 27th, 2013 7:30 PM
Author: arrogant gay wizard library



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Date: March 27th, 2013 7:30 PM
Author: green alcoholic toilet seat

http://iloveprimates.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Japanese_macaque_2.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BGFV7wO_34c/TwehHn5vZ3I/AAAAAAAACg4/j57hVnqd6HE/s1600/SnowMonkeys-Japan.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22892027)



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Date: March 27th, 2013 7:32 PM
Author: arrogant gay wizard library

this is what happens when the bro clique meets up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22892038)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:42 PM
Author: Mustard twisted indirect expression



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Date: March 27th, 2013 8:01 PM
Author: Soul-stirring jewess

Great job, op.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22892197)



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Date: March 27th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Ivory center persian



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Date: March 29th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Ivory center persian

UPDATE: I called her a few days ago, left a message, and got a text on Thursday night saying she would be out of town in DELAWARE this weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22904014)



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Date: March 29th, 2013 11:05 PM
Author: domesticated yellow karate knife

this wasn't flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22904035)



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Date: March 29th, 2013 11:05 PM
Author: Ivory center persian

pretty sure the Delaware thing is flame, sadly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2214561&forum_id=2#22904041)



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Date: March 31st, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Free-loading up-to-no-good fat ankles

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Date: July 10th, 2014 12:15 AM
Author: Ivory center persian



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Date: March 31st, 2016 9:21 AM
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Date: November 22nd, 2017 11:30 PM
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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:37 PM
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